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  • Опубликовано: 16 апр 2021
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Комментарии • 3,6 тыс.

  • @TheGeekDoesHistory
    @TheGeekDoesHistory 3 года назад +5810

    I love how they are both disappointed with each other and are going to make fun of each other later

    • @NegaLimbo
      @NegaLimbo 3 года назад +68

      You're right!

    • @jonathanreading1051
      @jonathanreading1051 3 года назад +50

      On our next episode.... @Lowbrow & @Dorkley, make it happen!

    • @nu--13
      @nu--13 3 года назад +12

      Bidoof....

    • @jonathanclarkson7379
      @jonathanclarkson7379 3 года назад +94

      Only Bowser came away from the experience having learned something.

    • @stevennguyen8935
      @stevennguyen8935 3 года назад +8

      Make this happen

  • @hawawa675
    @hawawa675 3 года назад +11209

    Just casually monologuing to yourself while walking away with a dead hedgehog on your back. Brilliant

  • @smolkitten5709
    @smolkitten5709 3 года назад +5518

    "It's almost like I'm trying to entertain someone."
    Bowser is starting to realize his insignificant existence in the game.

    • @robbieaulia6462
      @robbieaulia6462 3 года назад +145

      @@milesstorzillo1039 Yeah if anything, Bowser is the most entertaining character in the Mario franchise, not Mario himself.

    • @TheKing-qz9wd
      @TheKing-qz9wd 3 года назад +60

      Poor Bowser isn't appreciated.

    • @carven2004eca
      @carven2004eca 3 года назад +55

      He's waking up to the fact that he's in the matrix.

    • @timwoods2852
      @timwoods2852 3 года назад +15

      Huzzah! This is the first time I've been the thousandth like. The power to change three digits into one and best underused letter. All shall tremble before me. Ok, I'm done.

    • @toteispoe4
      @toteispoe4 3 года назад +7

      Bowser's monologue reminded me of Stewie a lot.

  • @hutche
    @hutche 3 года назад +3674

    Whoever thought of giving Bowser a sophisticated London accent was a damn genius 🤣

  • @birbddhaGodOfBirbs
    @birbddhaGodOfBirbs 3 года назад +4189

    I’d watch British Bowser self-reflecting and contemplating his strategies to himself with a dead hedgehog stuck to his back for hours if I’m being honest.

    • @o.gparamount3099
      @o.gparamount3099 3 года назад +21

      😆😆😆

    • @xRandomCityx
      @xRandomCityx 3 года назад +78

      We need more british bowser self reflection videos and maybe his own series like Sonic4Hire and mortyKombat

    • @Martial_Autist
      @Martial_Autist 3 года назад +20

      Needs it's own spinoff x'D

    • @Jckfrbn
      @Jckfrbn 3 года назад +35

      Just an hour video of bowser discussing to himself different topics while walking home, watching sonic slowly decompose on his back
      Ya Id watch that

    • @NegaLimbo
      @NegaLimbo 3 года назад +7

      So would I.

  • @gagejoseph91
    @gagejoseph91 3 года назад +2693

    Bowser speaking so properly and logically to himself long after Sonic has been impaled brings me so much joy. The voice actor nailed it lol

    • @satanbrony9235
      @satanbrony9235 3 года назад +38

      I agree. It is pretty funny.
      Yeah, he does have a nice voice.

    • @IsitheScribe
      @IsitheScribe 3 года назад +34

      I really want to know who the voice actor for 'British Bowser' is! He's hilarious!

    • @coleeolee
      @coleeolee 3 года назад +10

      He reminds me of doctor doofenshmirtz

    • @luciferangelica
      @luciferangelica 3 года назад

      he sounds like the shame wizard

    • @Oswin2642
      @Oswin2642 3 года назад +7

      I love how Mario chose to completely undersell himself, when in every other video he’s basically full of himself, bored, or paranoid.
      You left out turning to stone, fireballs, flight, riding two kinds of shoes, wearing turtle shells, other stupid outfits, your raccoon suit, your cat suit, your giant cat suit, your frog suit, your goomba suit, your bullet hat, other hats I’m too lazy to mention, and I’m sure there’s more I can’t remember or don’t know about. Robotnik, you just got lucky there haha you had height advantage and he stupidly chose to stand directly beneath you, when five seconds ago he was expecting you to drop stuff on him.
      British bowser forever! (Not cat bowser though. Anything 3D world was awful as far as I could see. ESPECIALLY the new one 😑 and I watched the entire gameplay in one sitting)

  • @slick_rickgaming1102
    @slick_rickgaming1102 3 года назад +2051

    *casually walks away with a corpse on his back contemplating his scheming existence*

  • @TheKing-qz9wd
    @TheKing-qz9wd 3 года назад +3162

    "A God damn oversized forest critter who can't touch pointy objects?"
    Bowser, I love you and your ingenuity.

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 3 года назад +5179

    Just use spikes
    - everyboss

    • @silverreaps6803
      @silverreaps6803 3 года назад +83

      Except with bowser, lava has to always be involved in some capacity

    • @yeffaros8419
      @yeffaros8419 3 года назад +27

      wasn't there a skit that had Megaman encounter Spikeman? I know there was one that had MM locked in a room with a methat that never uncovered.

    • @johnmclain250
      @johnmclain250 3 года назад +6

      @@yeffaros8419 Yup, was just thinking of that the one with spikeman too.

    • @blaacksugar7714
      @blaacksugar7714 3 года назад +10

      Dr Wily: Just put them everywhere.
      Contrator: Well you heard the man!

    • @GM.Nobody
      @GM.Nobody 3 года назад +3

      But proto

  • @babyzegeek5435
    @babyzegeek5435 3 года назад +1549

    I never would have guessed that all I need in life was Bowser with the voice of David Attenborough

    • @lukeeichenlaub3183
      @lukeeichenlaub3183 3 года назад +20

      I thought that too.

    • @luciferangelica
      @luciferangelica 3 года назад +10

      funny, i thought shame wizard

    • @Scaash
      @Scaash 3 года назад +7

      Was that Really David? If not my goodness that was spot on

    • @kevlap017
      @kevlap017 3 года назад +4

      @@Scaash pretty sure it's Sam Reich. I recognize the voice.

    • @perrytheplatypus2570
      @perrytheplatypus2570 3 года назад +4

      (David atttenborough voice) "Here is the miraculous hedgehog as you can see it is blue and is also known as the fastest thing alive."

  • @azathoththe3rd
    @azathoththe3rd 3 года назад +465

    I love how Bowser has such a refined vocabulary. He probably has a book club amongst his villain associates.

  • @Freefork
    @Freefork 3 года назад +499

    1:46 One of the best written and executed jokes by Dorkly. Comedy is at its best when it feels like it isn't trying to make you laugh but just is.
    It really felt like they were fleshing out Bowser's personality here by having him explore his character flaws.

    • @MasterJunior93
      @MasterJunior93 Год назад +19

      Simple, keep it simple Bowser. Simple.

  • @connerpiko4745
    @connerpiko4745 3 года назад +2296

    The true sequel to “If video game villains were smart”

    • @joshcreatorgalaxy8599
      @joshcreatorgalaxy8599 3 года назад +16

      Or what happens if Video games villains switched places with *CARTOON* Villains?

    • @AxtonTheObstagoon
      @AxtonTheObstagoon 3 года назад +18

      @RILEY.AIDEN 88914092 he said “true sequel” meaning it’s way better than the original and any sequels it has

    • @MyNameIsTKJoker
      @MyNameIsTKJoker 3 года назад +3

      Who needs Kevin anyway

    • @HarmonyBunny
      @HarmonyBunny 3 года назад

      More like the *super lame* sequel to "If Video Game Villains Were Smart".

    • @joshcreatorgalaxy8599
      @joshcreatorgalaxy8599 3 года назад

      @@HarmonyBunny that already happen like a lot.

  • @CyberPunkBadGuy
    @CyberPunkBadGuy 3 года назад +1529

    I just love the part of bowser talking to himself ,
    its like a genuine conversation of self realization and critique.

    • @monobro141
      @monobro141 3 года назад +38

      With a body on he's back with blood

    • @DonPetexX
      @DonPetexX 3 года назад +24

      @@monobro141 well he is a main villain. I guess he's just watching his brand beside sends a message to his friends on how the fight went

    • @Chosen2axe
      @Chosen2axe 3 года назад +19

      like seriously, whose he trying to entertain?

    • @chosentoaster6626
      @chosentoaster6626 3 года назад +2

      @Nash Devers 2:00

    • @wut2697
      @wut2697 3 года назад +2

      @@Chosen2axe us the players by making it easy

  • @TheRad114
    @TheRad114 Год назад +47

    The irony here is both sides have the perfect counter to their nemesis. Eggman actually uses strategy and forethought in his plans so Mario can't just abuse poorly picked terrain and trap set up like he does with Bowser, and Bowser kills on physical contact so Sonic can't beat him since his only form of attack is charging/jumping at the enemy which makes contact

    • @anonim-8572
      @anonim-8572 2 месяца назад +3

      Mario: Anti-beast human with tools
      Bowser: Melee-specialised beast
      Sonic: Anti-tool melee beast
      Robotnik: Tool-specialised human
      Antagonists are good at dealing with their own kind
      Protagonists are good at taking initiative and forcing antag into protag's fighting style
      This stops working when antag is not only on par, but leagues better at protag's own style of fighting

  • @andrelemos8299
    @andrelemos8299 3 года назад +733

    This bowser voice is canon now, i dont care what anyone says

    • @StarlightMagician
      @StarlightMagician 3 года назад

      I always alternate between the Dorkly Bowser VA and Tigura21's Bowser (look up Smash King and you'll see what I mean).

    • @trevorbeatz5741
      @trevorbeatz5741 2 года назад

      yesss

    • @superphyder
      @superphyder 2 года назад

      I completely agree

    • @mobilemercenary5407
      @mobilemercenary5407 2 года назад +8

      The voice for Bowser is Jack black for the new Mario movie.

    • @SlushiFoxEdits
      @SlushiFoxEdits Год назад +5

      not anymore jack black is bowsers voice

  • @sanstheskelepun2991
    @sanstheskelepun2991 3 года назад +1543

    I have always loved how civil Bowsers voice is XD

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  3 года назад +430

      he's a king, makes sense

    • @sanstheskelepun2991
      @sanstheskelepun2991 3 года назад +83

      @@dorkly Fair enough

    • @Yoshiinite
      @Yoshiinite 3 года назад +46

      @@dorkly his voice is so good too, the accent and all

    • @rubaiatrabby9177
      @rubaiatrabby9177 3 года назад +6

      @@dorkly um where is pokemon dude

    • @lordkaijux5262
      @lordkaijux5262 3 года назад +3

      That's Vocal Dissonance for you.

  • @seanthompson1922
    @seanthompson1922 3 года назад +4889

    bowsers sophisticated voice is canon for me now

    • @rah7866
      @rah7866 3 года назад +66

      FACTS

    • @_Blaize_
      @_Blaize_ 3 года назад +38

      It struck me as weird, since it's use'ly like, street thug 'r something, according to that old snes super mario rpg game.

    • @poisonpuffadder9352
      @poisonpuffadder9352 3 года назад +35

      Forever engrained, his voice is.

    • @haydencains
      @haydencains 3 года назад +33

      Whoever does his accent is amazing

    • @randomcatontheinternet6196
      @randomcatontheinternet6196 3 года назад +22

      He sounds like a good super villain

  • @sophisticatedmoai9740
    @sophisticatedmoai9740 2 года назад +136

    I love how Mario and Eggman just have a decent conversation, then when Mario admits his strategy, he gets Indiana Jones’d.

  • @Nepafarius
    @Nepafarius 3 года назад +462

    Mario can punch through solid brick just by eating mushrooms, has a 20ft vertical that crushes his enemies, can tame fire and ice magic, and has access to a multitude of magical furry costumes.
    He's essentially a demigod.

    • @EM-br5hq
      @EM-br5hq 3 года назад +59

      And he becomes immortal whenever he gets a star

    • @SilvaRazor
      @SilvaRazor 3 года назад +27

      AND when he collect a Giga Bell he gets... Well... He becomes a Giga-Cat-Mario-with-super-sayian-hairs, ig?

    • @SilvaRazor
      @SilvaRazor 3 года назад +15

      @JayLeeBeanz the Super Mario world is a demigod world xD

    • @coranbaker6401
      @coranbaker6401 3 года назад +19

      And when a mushroom walks into his foot, he dies.

    • @SilvaRazor
      @SilvaRazor 3 года назад +1

      @Gabriel Lopez de Azua well... That's also a way to describe Bowsers Fury Mario xD

  • @frozeneevee
    @frozeneevee 3 года назад +2076

    Bowser just casually walking with sonic impaled on his back is honestly pretty funny

    • @cupgg21
      @cupgg21 3 года назад +21

      @@abdulkadiridris727 well mario died too so that's a plus

    • @LemonEditsAndReviews
      @LemonEditsAndReviews 3 года назад +5

      At least they respond

    • @nathank2289
      @nathank2289 3 года назад +1

      Shimple keep it shimple

    • @dontneedtoknow5836
      @dontneedtoknow5836 3 года назад +2

      Who am I trying to entertain?
      The audience? Entertainment System. It's in the name.

    • @yoshigamemaster6127
      @yoshigamemaster6127 3 года назад +1

      666 like :>

  • @brandongalvan6603
    @brandongalvan6603 3 года назад +2941

    Therapist: "British Bowser isn't real. You can't sit down for tea and have a lovely conversation with him."
    Me: *crying*

    • @michelveilleux1275
      @michelveilleux1275 3 года назад +79

      No. No! I reject your reality...AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN!!!! *Goes Super Saiyan*

    • @Markiplier2
      @Markiplier2 3 года назад +32

      Pretty good accent, too... except when he said "morio", lol

    • @brandongalvan6603
      @brandongalvan6603 3 года назад +12

      @@michelveilleux1275 Nice! Dungeon Master!

    • @-Joyfull
      @-Joyfull 3 года назад +12

      Tell that therapist about roleplay and cosplay.

    • @bioguy8329
      @bioguy8329 3 года назад +10

      Sir david attenbowser

  • @richie2701
    @richie2701 2 года назад +36

    Robotnik calling Bowser "Bowsie" is so adorable

  • @PGHLFan399
    @PGHLFan399 Год назад +8

    Middle aged Plumber lol

  • @LisaVGG
    @LisaVGG 3 года назад +2039

    While Eggman was making fun of Bowser, Bowser was making fun of himself realizing that what he’s doing is making it easier for Mario to beat him

    • @eren34558
      @eren34558 3 года назад +75

      Realization

    • @diamondyoshi6649
      @diamondyoshi6649 2 года назад +43

      yeah, mario can shatter bricks with ease and so with eggman being in a worse clown car that would make it easier for mario.

    • @chopper7867
      @chopper7867 2 года назад +37

      @@diamondyoshi6649 Eggman literally shattered the earth in like 7 parts and woke an ancient dark god who almost unleashed the apocalypse

    • @Dilopho
      @Dilopho 2 года назад +22

      @@chopper7867 yeah with a massive super weapon that harnesses the chaos emeralds energy and awakens a planet sized monster! It’s not like he did that with his bare hands or one of his simple boss hovercrafts.

    • @milkman3481
      @milkman3481 2 года назад +14

      @@Dilopho yea and he lost to a HEDGEHOG atleast bowser loses to a human with super strength

  • @duck484
    @duck484 3 года назад +501

    1:56 The fact Sonic’s corpse just stays there during Bowser’s epiphany killed me

  • @StriderStryker
    @StriderStryker Год назад +49

    Looks like Jack Black has shoes to fill against this Bowser.

    • @davidvasquez08
      @davidvasquez08 Год назад +2

      More like Jack Black uno reversed that situation

    • @rokmare
      @rokmare Год назад +4

      I wonder what a sophisticated Bowser singing Peaches sounds like 🤔

  • @Crosby4ever
    @Crosby4ever 3 года назад +35

    Love it how Bowser is talking to himself "keep it simple" With Sonic still bleeding and impaled on his back

  • @michaeltyson0588
    @michaeltyson0588 3 года назад +894

    0:55
    And you know. Sometimes you get a star that makes you invincible. Get elemental flowers and mushrooms
    And become a furry......and if you die enough you become an invincible furry.

    • @cakecake4469
      @cakecake4469 3 года назад +30

      Imagine getting defeated by a furry can never be me

    • @ExplodingSteve
      @ExplodingSteve 3 года назад +7

      dam dam durm drum dum dum
      🎵 🎵🎶🎵🎶🎶🎶🎵🎵

    • @erainmartinez8175
      @erainmartinez8175 3 года назад +5

      unbelievably dark but yet funnier

    • @ThatDudeJCrash
      @ThatDudeJCrash 3 года назад +13

      I mean there's also super saiyan furry now

    • @personpersonson7958
      @personpersonson7958 3 года назад +1

      Imagine having the ability to buy a life for 100 coins which are just floating all over the place.

  • @ShaulaXNinja
    @ShaulaXNinja 3 года назад +750

    Bowser sees normal wolves that he could easily kill, but acts like a coward and gets mauled by them.
    Bowser sees a hedgehog that can run faster than the speed of sound and slice through steel.
    Easily kills it by turning back.

    • @GrandmasterDevo
      @GrandmasterDevo 3 года назад +43

      Of course, Sonic could've just beat the shit out of Bowser right away before they started talking. Also, spikes should work against anyone.

    • @monobro141
      @monobro141 3 года назад +10

      That what im saying

    • @SSG_Ronnie42
      @SSG_Ronnie42 3 года назад +45

      @@GrandmasterDevo Just a thought but wouldn't those spikes get destroyed by Sonic's 'quills'?....they literally break nearly anything including Metal Sonic's spikes...maybe Piccolo needs to teach Sonic how to dodge.

    • @bowserxer3849
      @bowserxer3849 3 года назад +17

      @@SSG_Ronnie42 The spikes will hold. I mean they survived a supernova.
      Nice DBZA ref.

    • @joltyr4025
      @joltyr4025 3 года назад +3

      @@GrandmasterDevo ah yes. Sonic can beat up a person that survived the sun

  • @nixel562
    @nixel562 3 года назад +38

    The creative writing in these videos is phenomenal. Kudos to the writers. I wish I had the imagination to come up with stuffs like that. Excellent Job.

  • @sirminty8495
    @sirminty8495 3 года назад +53

    Based on what Eggman has built in the past, he's got a significant edge here. I mean, not many folk can successfully create machines capable of universal destruction, let alone multiversal destruction. Granted his first multiversal machine took a second Eggman to help build, and another an ancient entity to build, but besides that, Eggman can create some serious heat if he finds the materials to do so, and boy does he.

    • @whichDude
      @whichDude Год назад +6

      Super Mario Galaxy 1 ends with Bowsers Galaxy Reactor blowing up, and causing a black hole that was going to destroy the universe. The little lumas all flew into it to reset the universe. Bowser then tries nearly the same plan in Galaxy 2. Ultimately the Galaxy machines he makes are supposed to create a new galaxy under his control. He's actually has godly tech in those games.

    • @Dronk.D.Scales
      @Dronk.D.Scales 11 месяцев назад +1

      Mario has multiversal magic and abilities eggman can't match

  • @brockly7916
    @brockly7916 3 года назад +806

    _Love how Bowser is calm._

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 3 года назад +23

      Bowser : 🧐 I do say sir elementary ma dear sir

    • @MuhammadFarukh
      @MuhammadFarukh 2 года назад +14

      He’s been overthinking things

    • @Lord_The_Dragon
      @Lord_The_Dragon Год назад +6

      *and he has a freaking dead corpse on the back*

    • @raepix2
      @raepix2 Год назад

      I love his voice

  • @soursyrup6065
    @soursyrup6065 3 года назад +395

    Imagine what their conversation will be like later:
    "You're nemesis sucked. I crushed him easily. How could you not beat him?!" "Mine sucked?! Look at my back!! It's going to take forever to get the blood and blue quills out of my shell!! Why didn't you beat him years ago?!"
    …..
    "I feel like we overthink things."
    "Tell me about it. I was saying the same thing with this corpse on my back on the way over here."
    I love these shorts. Have for years. You will always have my support wherever I can give it. Thanks for the laughs!!

  • @Legacy4500
    @Legacy4500 2 года назад +39

    I love how Bowser is causally monologuing to himself while Sonic's dead body is still attached to his spiny shell

  • @superadrik09
    @superadrik09 Год назад +9

    I can't believe this video is already 2 years old, I remember watching it the weekend it came out.

  • @klop4228
    @klop4228 3 года назад +359

    Bowser when he turns adound in that fight: "Huh, neat"

  • @jamalhartley5863
    @jamalhartley5863 3 года назад +492

    "A hedgehog that can't touch spikes!"
    Yeah spikes are everyone's weakness there fucking spikes.

    • @Anastas1786
      @Anastas1786 3 года назад +40

      I seem to recall catching a glimpse of a show once years ago, can't recall which one, but I think the idea was (at least in part) that vampires were real and had decided as a global community to (re-?)reveal themselves to the world. In line with that, national representatives of the world's vampire communities were giving interviews, and the reporter interviewing the American vampire lady wanted to know how accurate our pop-culture idea of vampiric strengths and weaknesses was, something like "Could you be killed by, like, garlic, or a stake to the heart?"
      The vampire lady just sort of chuckled and said, "Well, a _stake to the heart_ would kill just about _anyone,_ don't you think?"

    • @brolytriplethreat
      @brolytriplethreat 3 года назад +14

      @@Anastas1786 wasn't that a line in Hotel Transylvania?

    • @Bro-cx2jc
      @Bro-cx2jc 3 года назад +6

      And for some reason it doesn't matter when characters are wearing shoes lmao

    • @sharinganZERO23
      @sharinganZERO23 3 года назад +8

      @@Anastas1786 True Blood was the show she was the vampire government ambassador arguing against church leaders

    • @Firemarioflower
      @Firemarioflower 3 года назад +20

      Mario invented the spin-jump in Super Mario World against spikes, allthough they only work on enemy spikes, not on pointy objects that are part of the landscape.

  • @Icicle_artz
    @Icicle_artz 3 года назад +41

    Mario still couldn't be defeated if Bowser looked back, he'd just grab his Tail and hurl him into a Spiked Explosive.

    • @lanluhylrean1122
      @lanluhylrean1122 3 года назад +3

      That is because he’s not utilizing battle moves that would basically force mario into the spikes. The simple thing to do: throw himself backwards at Mario. Mario either dodges or gets impaled. Masters it to where, even in a miss, bowser rolls onto his feet, mario can’t grab his tail.

    • @turtlelord8021
      @turtlelord8021 3 года назад +2

      @Gabriel Lopez de Azua It's actually SO LONG, EH BOWSER

    • @turtlelord8021
      @turtlelord8021 3 года назад

      @Gabriel Lopez de Azua Yeah well at least it was in the original super mario 64. They might have changed it to avoid confusion with SO LONG, GAY BOWSER

    • @skeletorgames8641
      @skeletorgames8641 3 года назад

      @Gabriel Lopez de Azua Its not So long, EH, Bowser?

  • @DPedroBoh
    @DPedroBoh 3 года назад +63

    I got kinda tired of dorklys predictable jokes, but the monologue at the end was very amusing. And in the end i still rewatch dorkly constantly so the joke is on me.

  • @traythechosen1381
    @traythechosen1381 3 года назад +404

    So Dorkly is physically capable of making a Sonic related video without saying "Huh, neat." ? Huh, neat.

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  3 года назад +163

      we're as surprised as you are

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +5

      @@dorkly GAGAGAGAGA I just disliked my own face because I am unpretty. HOWEVER: I always like my GOOD videos however. No dislikes allowed where I come from. Don't be mean, dear do

    • @sometwo7429
      @sometwo7429 3 года назад +3

      @@dorkly huh. Neat

    • @ETB3341
      @ETB3341 3 года назад +9

      @@AxxLAfriku Go away, please!

    • @gurvmlk
      @gurvmlk 3 года назад

      It should've been written in his blood after jumping into Bowser.

  • @oomi9030
    @oomi9030 3 года назад +619

    What’s this!? A Sonic video without anyone saying “Huh, neat” !?

  • @bpmomene2737
    @bpmomene2737 3 года назад +13

    By clearly pointing out their weaknesses... And immediately using them, was gold

  • @deoxysoverlord8710
    @deoxysoverlord8710 2 года назад +27

    I love how sophisticated Bowser always sounds

  • @johnnycacao
    @johnnycacao 3 года назад +285

    I think the person Bowser is really trying to entertain is himself. He has been loosing to the same damn plumber for god knows how many years, he is just looking for some way to make it more interesting, to add colors to his life. We're here for you Bowser.

    • @AlveinFencer
      @AlveinFencer 3 года назад +9

      It makes sense. In the first game he just spat fire at Mario and then in 3 the tried to squish him. Those seemed pretty simple and he still lost.

    • @magicstix0r
      @magicstix0r 3 года назад +6

      Bowser uses Peach to entertain himself every time he kidnaps her. Don't pretend like he doesn't, and she doesn't let herself get kidnapped just for it...

    • @hanburgundy4317
      @hanburgundy4317 3 года назад +5

      You know what the real kicker is? Mario, Peach, and Bowser are a Throuple. It's all just role play. One's a king, one's a princess, and the other is a handyman - they're really just kinky people who take shrooms and get freaky.

  • @Lechonk_Supremacy
    @Lechonk_Supremacy 3 года назад +239

    I feel like we need a whole video describing bowsers mental problems and what he does when he doesn’t fight Mario

    • @darthwithit417
      @darthwithit417 3 года назад +4

      Lots of foot rubs

    • @keepironman14
      @keepironman14 3 года назад +1

      What he does when not fighting mario? He lives in a dungeon full of "dry bones" and spends his time kidnapping the only female around.
      And bowser jr says she is his mother..

    • @Richitsu
      @Richitsu 3 года назад +1

      Play Bowser's inside story

  • @espressoalexboy1267
    @espressoalexboy1267 3 года назад +10

    0:03 is my funniest part hahahahahahahaha!!! "Luigi, you been a messing with my iPod shuffle again?" Hahahahahahah

    • @AaronCS7
      @AaronCS7 4 месяца назад

      Who made this remix btw?

  • @sergiogonzalesYT
    @sergiogonzalesYT Год назад +5

    One of your best videos 😂😂😂

  • @eightknight351
    @eightknight351 3 года назад +156

    I love Bowser’s voice and his use of vocabulary. He sounds like a college professor from England.

    • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
      @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 3 года назад +3

      Been trying to find the voice actor for SO LONG!

    • @jpronan8757
      @jpronan8757 3 года назад +3

      Yeah here in England we just call them tutor's and none of them sound like that.
      Bowser here sounds like David Attenborough.

    • @UltimaMan
      @UltimaMan 3 года назад

      @@jpronan8757 And the way he pronounces "Can't" is not how a posh/well spoken person from England would speak. His is a northern pronunciation.

  • @anotherrandomguy8871
    @anotherrandomguy8871 3 года назад +180

    I love the little mental self talk that bowser goes on in the end, and realizes how easily he could outmatch mario if he was simpler with his fighting plots.

    • @thehuyto
      @thehuyto 3 года назад

      There are ways for mario to beat bowser without bowser sabotaging himself in most circumstances, but bowser almost always makes it easier to defeat him

    • @voio6604
      @voio6604 3 года назад +1

      Bowser already told his troops to remove the old Bullet Bill cannons and use regular guns instead so there's that.

    • @firenze6478
      @firenze6478 3 года назад +1

      I mean he’s literally unstoppable in bowsers inside story,
      Dark bowser can literally plunge the entire world into eternal darkness sealing the lives of everyone in an instant, and against bowser it’s basically the easiest final boss in the series.
      Bowsers just a moron to lose to Mario with his power

    • @TheSonicFan4
      @TheSonicFan4 3 года назад

      @@thehuyto I, too, enjoyed the video.

  • @haqeeqee
    @haqeeqee 3 года назад +40

    You know, technically, Mario also goes super sayan whenever he touches a starman.

    • @skeletorgames8641
      @skeletorgames8641 3 года назад +4

      And then there is Bowser's Fury, where he turns into giant cat super saiyan, complete with spikey hair.

    • @LucasNo577
      @LucasNo577 2 года назад +4

      @@skeletorgames8641 Then there's Sonic, whom becomes half god when he's in his Super Form.

    • @GreentixxyTheZeldaFan
      @GreentixxyTheZeldaFan 2 года назад +2

      @@LucasNo577 and there is chuncky! hes ded

    • @LucasNo577
      @LucasNo577 2 года назад +4

      @@GreentixxyTheZeldaFan and there is Hyper Sonic who is omnipotent

    • @MasterJunior93
      @MasterJunior93 Год назад +3

      For like 15 seconds.

  • @breezingby2611
    @breezingby2611 3 года назад +28

    I love how Bowser has an inexplicable British accent in Dorkly

  • @sauronsrighthandman301
    @sauronsrighthandman301 3 года назад +213

    Meanwhile in a parallel universe:
    Mario: HERE WE *GOOOOOOOOOOO-*
    Sanic: *C H I L I D O G S*

    • @Professor-TripleExtraLarge
      @Professor-TripleExtraLarge 3 года назад +4

      @Carlton Brown he is referencing Terminalmontage's version of these characters.

    • @tjz3158
      @tjz3158 3 года назад +4

      I wanna know does Sonic actually ever say chili dogs in any game?
      I know he eats chili dogs in Black Knight but I don't think he ever says it.

    • @SamsarasArt
      @SamsarasArt 3 года назад +1

      Kirbo: poyo

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 3 года назад +1

      Robotnik: "Ever wonder where YOUR tax dollars are going?'

    • @jaysennostro1548
      @jaysennostro1548 3 года назад +1

      @@tjz3158 in the cartoons he would eat chili dogs, and in sonic generations he liked chili dogs, i think. Those are the only instances I can think of.

  • @darkner2390
    @darkner2390 3 года назад +150

    Little does everyone know... Luigi convinced Bowser and Robotnik to change places and played as the innocent bystander.

    • @RoboShocker
      @RoboShocker 3 года назад +7

      Huh, neat.

    • @TheMelku_
      @TheMelku_ 3 года назад +4

      In hope someone would get super pregnant.

    • @monobro141
      @monobro141 3 года назад

      @@TheMelku_ and then they all kissed the Kevin and got a super pregnant the end that still cracks me up

    • @slacknhash
      @slacknhash 3 года назад +2

      Nah. Luigi may be smarter than he looks, but he's not that smart. I see the hand of Regular Giuseppe in this...

    • @smb-c3po
      @smb-c3po 3 года назад

      Eggman.

  • @mykolageto
    @mykolageto 3 года назад +24

    WTF?!? I LOVE BOWSER'S VOICE!!!!😂

  • @Gaze9029
    @Gaze9029 3 года назад +2

    0:58
    He can also kick an entire fortress filled with Bowser’s minions inside of it like it was a soccer ball. Also, technically, he’s survived a lot of crazy shit that one wouldn’t be able to realistically, such as jumping 3 feet above the sun, falling from space to a planet at a decently accelerated speed and surviving, being caught on fire, and all sorts of stuff. In fact, there’s a few videos going into how truly terrifying Mario is if you take the stuff he’s been able to do seriously. So, he’s actually a lot cooler than one would initially realize.

    • @phoenixc6812
      @phoenixc6812 3 года назад +1

      Bro it’s a video made for entertainment like why are you taking it seriously

  • @danielledoeswhat
    @danielledoeswhat 3 года назад +130

    Now Tails and Luigi can team up to avenge the deaths of their older brother figures.

    • @monobro141
      @monobro141 3 года назад +13

      I want to see that

    • @SugahCrazed
      @SugahCrazed 3 года назад +3

      That would be an AWESOME video, I hope Dorkly sees this idea.

    • @meghanhenderson6682
      @meghanhenderson6682 3 года назад

      Kind of think Luigi would celebrate being free of Mario.

    • @danielledoeswhat
      @danielledoeswhat 3 года назад

      @@meghanhenderson6682 This too. Perhaps they take over their respective franchises instead once the mascots were out of the way.
      So we have a Hero route and a Evil route. Is there a neutral route?

    • @selkiara1272
      @selkiara1272 3 года назад +1

      Regular Guisseppe saves the day.

  • @willpoweramv
    @willpoweramv 3 года назад +78

    I will never get tired of Bowser's voice

  • @Needwagon4Speedwagon
    @Needwagon4Speedwagon 3 года назад +9

    1:12 Chaos 6, nuff said

  • @Quintal
    @Quintal 3 года назад +118

    Did you asked John Cleese to voice Boswer?

  • @NerfPlayeR135
    @NerfPlayeR135 3 года назад +26

    2:01 “It’s almost like I’m trying to entertain someone; who am I trying to entertain?”
    The player, perhaps?

  • @nighttimekitsune423
    @nighttimekitsune423 3 года назад +132

    Eggman: *Talks about mario being fat*
    Eggman later stuck in egg carrier: "Get me a Butter"

    • @user-vy6hl5ns8n
      @user-vy6hl5ns8n 3 года назад +3

      Dr. Eggman Killed Mario! Dr. Eggman is Evil!!!

    • @zacharyhawkins6651
      @zacharyhawkins6651 3 года назад +2

      "All I need is the butter. Get me the butter!"
      Good classic Sonic shorts

    • @vladimirirkhin
      @vladimirirkhin 3 года назад

      @@zacharyhawkins6651 haven't heard of those in a while

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 3 года назад

      Eggman: Get me a butter!
      Assistant: You mean a beer?
      Eggman: Get me a butter _and_ a beer!

  • @echocity986
    @echocity986 3 года назад +10

    You know there's not enough times we see sonic sound heroic in Dorkley

  • @anthonywayne1928
    @anthonywayne1928 3 года назад +80

    Bowser absolutely needs his own series like Sonic4Hire, Morty Kombat, and MegaMan Dies At The End. This Bowser is the most enjoyable portrayal to me.

    • @htxflow
      @htxflow 3 года назад +2

      But British Bowser only

    • @Burn_Angel
      @Burn_Angel 3 года назад

      I wonder when will they make him date Sheeva if that happened.

    • @user-dw6uk9kz9q
      @user-dw6uk9kz9q 3 года назад

      Megaman dies at the end was great

  • @ThemeParkAvenue
    @ThemeParkAvenue 3 года назад +112

    Eggman calls him a plumber, but he must remember that Sonic cleaned his toilet in Sonic for Hire.

  • @fireeaglefitnessmartialart935
    @fireeaglefitnessmartialart935 3 года назад +8

    Bowser's voice was the best.

  • @mistersp3753
    @mistersp3753 3 года назад +10

    Classic Mario would have such a difficult time in just about any Robotnik boss fight, if only just because Mario is limited to jumping on top of enemies unless he has powerups. There are a few that would be downright impossible without a star.
    While Mario was taking on Bowser in his flying clown car, Sonic was going against his robot doppelganger and a giant mech, all without a single ring.
    Even when Bowser went right at Mario in Mario 1 & 3 he set up his final batte in an environment that led to his downfall. He just needs to simplify: be a giant, spikey turtle on stable ground.

  • @luliu4572
    @luliu4572 3 года назад +108

    0:50 "I can turn myself into metal, make myself impervious to everything when I eat a star, and take direct control of anything I throw my hat at."

    • @Jake_Josh
      @Jake_Josh 3 года назад +4

      He has have also survived a black hole and been vored in Bowser’s inside story.

    • @milkyjuice646
      @milkyjuice646 3 года назад +1

      Let's also not forget that in Super Mario Galaxy's ending, the universe is recreated and Mario takes the Big Bang point blank and survives without a scratch.

    • @luigiman64
      @luigiman64 3 года назад +1

      @@milkyjuice646 not to mention falling out of the sky several times I think Mario and Sonic characters are impervious to fall damage except for shadow

    • @FortuneKOF
      @FortuneKOF 3 года назад +1

      @@luigiman64 nah. Sonic adventure; sonic literally jumped off the egg carrier and survived. Twice. The issue is; every video game char gets clapped by spikes. Only feasible weakness sonic has over mario is sonic's inability to swim.

    • @twindrill2852
      @twindrill2852 2 года назад +1

      Yeah, Mario can definitely be powerful. He just used the wrong excuses.

  • @neorenamon
    @neorenamon 3 года назад +538

    Mario: Did I mention I can shoot fireballs, fly and grant myself temporary immunity to damage?
    Eggman: NO FAIR!!

    • @thorexthedemigod5928
      @thorexthedemigod5928 3 года назад +79

      Mario: I also have a living hat that can help me possess anything
      Eggman: W-WHAT!?

    • @justanidiot3994
      @justanidiot3994 3 года назад +9

      @The Monster Under Your Bed no-one denied it

    • @smwnerd5144
      @smwnerd5144 3 года назад +11

      @The Monster Under Your Bed no one said Sonic couldn't do that

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 3 года назад +3

      @@thorexthedemigod5928 hat 🧢

    • @harryn3690
      @harryn3690 3 года назад +1

      Paperboy: Don’t forget about me!!!!

  • @stankobanko5103
    @stankobanko5103 3 года назад +13

    I love how dorkly has been putting out funny and quality animations for a decade now. Badass

  • @Austin_V
    @Austin_V 3 года назад +7

    I love how bowser sounds like a classy and refined gentlemen.

  • @brimestonelewis8775
    @brimestonelewis8775 3 года назад +57

    So Bowser is just going to walk around with a dead hedgehog on his back. Only you, Dorkly. Only you...

  • @HarmonySword
    @HarmonySword 3 года назад +186

    Didn't Robotnik and Mario already meet when Mario was accidentally dropped off in Green Hill Zone?
    Robotnik: "Prepare to die trespasser!"
    Mario: "We'll see who's dead after I hit you three times!"
    *Robotnik laughs*
    Mario: "What's so funny?"
    Robotnik: "If you want to leave, you'll have to hit me EIGHT times!"
    Mario: "NOOOOO!"

    • @justabrokezombie6252
      @justabrokezombie6252 3 года назад +4

      I remember that ! Ah the nostalgia...

    • @Joelle712
      @Joelle712 3 года назад

      A spoiler warning would be nice

    • @tjz3158
      @tjz3158 3 года назад +6

      @@Joelle712 Uh it's been out for years now so there's no point

    • @Joelle712
      @Joelle712 3 года назад

      @@tjz3158 please sir mind your business

    • @turtlelord8021
      @turtlelord8021 3 года назад +6

      @@Joelle712 This is a youtube comment section not you having a conversation at a starbucks

  • @thetxaggie6575
    @thetxaggie6575 Год назад +4

    Ok, but Mario could easily defeat Robotnik with a fire flower

  • @tyrant-den884
    @tyrant-den884 Год назад +4

    I am going to love Jack Black Bowser, but British Bowser will always be my number one.

  • @jestersprite6428
    @jestersprite6428 3 года назад +495

    To quote Death Battle: "Mario's foot is 231 times more powerful than the atomic bomb that dropped on Hiroshima."

    • @KeeperofKittens
      @KeeperofKittens 3 года назад +102

      Yeahhhh, they've gotten pretty stupid with their calculations over the years. I still like the series, but they've deviated from their original method, which was to not assume characters can match the feats of others they defeat and not taking single cinematic scenes and basing a character's strength around it.

    • @BapoBoompa
      @BapoBoompa 3 года назад +7

      Excuse me?

    • @raptorlewis273
      @raptorlewis273 3 года назад +40

      Screw Attack are biased and clickbaitey with Death Battle. The VS Battle Wiki has always been more accurate than they are and that speaks volumes if I'm honest.

    • @hiichur25
      @hiichur25 3 года назад +16

      @@raptorlewis273 Then again Vs Battle Wiki isn't so reliable in some instances either, they either miscalculate or wank a feat to an obsurd extent.

    • @ReddwarfIV
      @ReddwarfIV 3 года назад +22

      @@hiichur25 I think they were saying the VS Wiki is a low bar and Death Battle still fails to clear it.

  • @aduck1359
    @aduck1359 3 года назад +137

    When mario said "I get taller when I eat a mushroom"
    He should have said " I get higher when i eat mushrooms"

    • @ThomasandPikachu
      @ThomasandPikachu 3 года назад +2

      what's with bowser's voice?

    • @AWSOMzombie
      @AWSOMzombie 3 года назад

      @@ThomasandPikachu he’s a king. It makes sense

    • @troll4life662
      @troll4life662 3 года назад +1

      I’m glad that he didn’t it’s like the most overused joke ever I mean even Jontron made fun of how overused it is during the Drug PSA episode.

    • @ThomasandPikachu
      @ThomasandPikachu 3 года назад

      @@AWSOMzombie oh

  • @chickenbonesucker1429
    @chickenbonesucker1429 3 года назад +14

    1:35 takes one to know one

  • @AzureGreatheart
    @AzureGreatheart 3 года назад +5

    Bowser’s monologue at the end just makes me think of the Mega Man fandom’s “Spiked Wall Man” running gag. It’s really surprising just how many Mario Bosses are beaten because of either the arena favoring Mario, or them just being really stupid and not learning to not use certain attacks.

  • @PedroShaPe
    @PedroShaPe 3 года назад +40

    You know... Bowser actually said some pretty important life advice: Don't do things more difficult for you just because you're trying to please or entertain others. Just keep it simple.

  • @ppleakage2785
    @ppleakage2785 3 года назад +283

    Mario and Sonic: Exist
    Eggman and Bowser: I’m boutta end this mans whole career

    • @cakecake4469
      @cakecake4469 3 года назад +7

      But they have super sayain in their side

    • @lordkaijux5262
      @lordkaijux5262 3 года назад +5

      -Oh goody another overused joke-

    • @jaykay8426
      @jaykay8426 3 года назад +2

      It’s strange how mario can beat eggman in the olympics and vise versa

    • @amarillodragon2702
      @amarillodragon2702 3 года назад +1

      These men

  • @MJY5drives
    @MJY5drives 2 года назад +3

    “God damn oversized forest critter” 😂

  • @tamsynmcnally8280
    @tamsynmcnally8280 2 года назад +7

    1:30 its David Attenborough 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rubriccube9164
    @rubriccube9164 3 года назад +551

    I clicked faster than sonic

  • @lordseelenfresserdemonking1168
    @lordseelenfresserdemonking1168 3 года назад +81

    I like how eggman calls him "bowesy" like They be been college room dorm buddies XD

    • @joelowes7893
      @joelowes7893 3 года назад +8

      New hit show Evil U the evil villain university

    • @JodiGeo
      @JodiGeo 3 года назад +7

      They dated once

    • @ariahemlock2492
      @ariahemlock2492 3 года назад +1

      Well..... he did ask the Koopa king to "drill him, in the most literal sense", didn't he??😶😳

  • @The_Sandwich1984
    @The_Sandwich1984 3 года назад +6

    I love bowser's voice actor so much lmao

  • @johncave3334
    @johncave3334 Год назад +3

    This might be my favourite RUclips video!

  • @CatBlakcCintia
    @CatBlakcCintia 3 года назад +104

    I love when the villians wins

    • @traythechosen1381
      @traythechosen1381 3 года назад +5

      Then watch Kevin the Assistant

    • @CatBlakcCintia
      @CatBlakcCintia 3 года назад +2

      @@traythechosen1381 I see all of them ^^

    • @funnyhair7472
      @funnyhair7472 3 года назад

      who say they are villains?

    • @That1powergamer
      @That1powergamer 3 года назад

      Nothing Quite like a good Villain story. :)

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 3 года назад +5

      There were hundreds of your worthless guns on my kids airships! Hundreds! And Mario got past all of them! Literally, all of my children are dead, Jerry! Because of your shoddy work!

  • @stevester9148
    @stevester9148 3 года назад +69

    Meanwhile Dr. Wily: ''Yeah, spikes just fix everything''

    • @DonPetexX
      @DonPetexX 3 года назад +8

      Wily is ahead of these guys by decades

    • @Brasc
      @Brasc 3 года назад +5

      Literally and figuratively. Maybe. Whenever 20XX is supposed to be.

    • @1989BluePhantom
      @1989BluePhantom 3 года назад

      @Stevester I was thinking the same XD

    • @Superluigi881
      @Superluigi881 3 года назад +1

      The fact Dr Light built X with the exact same Achilles heel as the original Megaman is baffling to me. Was he just hoping spikes wouldn't exist in the future?
      It took until the Shadow Armour in X6 for spike immunity and that only lasted the one game.

    • @user-vy6hl5ns8n
      @user-vy6hl5ns8n 3 года назад +1

      @@DonPetexX If Dr. Wily and King Dedede Swaped Pieces

  • @nible8055
    @nible8055 3 года назад +4

    1:54 “SHIT you ove- you over think things, I’ve been over thinking the problem, it’s almost like I’ve been try to entertain someone”
    Was laughing so hard

  • @carmi7042
    @carmi7042 Год назад +2

    A thing I would find 100% hilarious is if Mario and Eggman teamed up to kick Sonic's butt or viceversa with Sonic and Bowser

  • @madslayer4197
    @madslayer4197 3 года назад +69

    I'll never get tired of British bowser

  • @quartexgames9834
    @quartexgames9834 3 года назад +24

    Robotnik calls Bowser "Bowsy".
    So their date went great..

  • @david_cool427YT
    @david_cool427YT 3 года назад +2

    I freakin love bowsers voice my dude

  • @justinw7323
    @justinw7323 2 года назад +2

    I like how this Bowser sounds smart.

  • @realhayabusa9515
    @realhayabusa9515 3 года назад +58

    Bowser's voice is just perfect 😂👍🏻

  • @AlexxxMYLSince2013
    @AlexxxMYLSince2013 3 года назад +32

    0:35 Mario: Actually im 25.
    Eggman: Yeah sure, and my name is Jim Carrey, ...wait...

    • @wokenlunatic2849
      @wokenlunatic2849 3 года назад +3

      At leash The Sonic The Hedgehog Movie is better than a human waste called Super Mario Bros The Movie (and I didn’t even watch the movie and I am roasted it)

    • @AlexxxMYLSince2013
      @AlexxxMYLSince2013 3 года назад +4

      @@wokenlunatic2849 i never said that the sonic movie is bad im just making fun of the people who think that Mario is a midle age man XD
      That seems to be the case with Dorkly

    • @shisame6033
      @shisame6033 3 года назад +3

      Cool, i'm not the only one who remembers this little fun fact, about Mario's age xD

    • @Junior-qe8of
      @Junior-qe8of 3 года назад +2

      @@AlexxxMYLSince2013 don't forget to make fun of people who say that mario is just a '' common and weak human ''

    • @AlexxxMYLSince2013
      @AlexxxMYLSince2013 3 года назад +1

      @@Junior-qe8of that too

  • @jackkalver4644
    @jackkalver4644 6 дней назад +1

    What people don’t realize is that Mario can jump farther (when running is not possible) and more carefully than sonic. It has been proven in New Super Mario Bros that Mario can jump over Dry Bowser if Dry Bowser doesn’t jump.

  • @jacksonmann5947
    @jacksonmann5947 2 года назад +2

    Ok listen let’s not forget that Mario literally punts fucking castles with ease Mario is no joke and that’s without his crazy power ups

  • @theCasin0ez
    @theCasin0ez 3 года назад +24

    The sessions they both had with Kevin are beginning to pay off.