On my first playthrough, I went to the collage of winter hold assuming I was just gonna learn magic HP style, next thing I know I'm walking around underground and becoming the freaking dean of the college. Damn I love video games.
I played skyrim so 9 years b4 getting it modded, but that's beside the point this scenario takes place WITHIN that 9 year timeframe lol long story short, I was a skyrim pro by this point and a friend wanted to play the game. he'd never played b4, but seen me play a bit. I WARNED HIM about the chicken, said "don't attack the chicken in riverwood you'll trigger everyone to attack you and you're like literally level 1 at most." what does he do. attacks the chicken. and I'm on the floor laughing, wheezing for 5 minutes as he gets his ass handed to him before rage-quitting XD
Even better: Malborn: "I can smuggle in whatever you need." Dragonborn: "No thanks, I've got this." *Conjures a daedric sword, then murders the entire embassy still wearing party clothes.*
@@Nurk0m0rath Modded Conjuration playthrough: Summons a horde of Dremora "A challenger is near!" "A challenger is near!" "A challenger is near!" "I smell weakness!" "A challenger is near!" "Rarrrrgh!" Me: Sips stolen wine over a room full of headless corpses. "No match at all, indeed."
Worse than hell, they went to purgatory. The Soul Cairn is a location between realms that ONLY exists for 3 kinds of people: people trapped in soul gems; people who made a deal with... I think they were called the watchers; people who need to get there to beat the pants off of someone for story purposes! XD
To be fair, the night mother is a deity like being that's technically your superior in the hierarchy of the dark brotherhood. She tells you to kill the emperor. Delphine is a nobody who's forgotten she's below you in the hierarchy of the blades. She commands you to kill the dragon, and makes petty toothless threats if you don't. ''dragonborn! If you don't do as i command, i won't sit back and do nothing to help as you bring me your followers to rebuild the blades!''
@@Delduwath_EilzorwynAlso not for nothing but the emperor 100% knew about his death even before Maro told him. He knew that the people of Tamriel didn’t like him, and as soon as it was common knowledge that the dark brotherhood was coming back he knew his life was forfeit. “You can’t stop the Dark Brotherhood, never could” -Titus Mede II
delphine wasn't wrong. the dragon is immortal meaning the it will eventually turnon humans. whether its due to its own actions or just in retaliation is irrelevant. humanity > *
Me: minding my own business Adrianne Avenicci: I don't claim to be the best blacksmith in Whiterun. Eorlund Gray-Mane's got that honor. Man's steel is legendary. All I ask is a fair chance. Me: I don't remember asking you a god damn thing
Looks down at my smithing enchantment that’s make me capable of tempering weapons to be able to do 100,000 damage. Looks back up at her. Me - no doubt Eorland is good, but 😁 he’s only the best when I’m not around.
Another reason why you can't marry Serana is because she has a unique voice. Not like how when you marry Ysolda or Muiri, their spouse dialogue will be the same because they both have the generic young woman voice. While Serana has her own unique voice, meaning that the developers would have to purposefully make spouse dialogue for her and everyone would marry her and no one else.
Also iirc, Serana's VA said no to recording such lines, as she felt it'd be too awkward since she was married IRL. Which is fair; I wouldn't wanna be a virtual waifu to random strangers online even if it's in a work of fiction.
@@knightingale9833 Not every actor wants to play certain roles. Plenty of famous actors who are willing to just throw away iconic roles because it didn't fit them.
Me: **peacefully enjoying life after saving the world** Nazeem: Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh what am I saying? Of course you don’t! Me: One day…just one fucking day
Astrid managing to get to me always bugs me. You're telling me she somehow makes it past my carriage driver, spouse, steward, housecarl, two kids, 4 pets (kid with rabbit, vigilance, 2 bugs), my follower, my non-human follower, have a poison that works on a dragonborn-werewolf in thick armor, then drag you out of the house without being noticed, and halfway across the map into a rinky-dink shack, just for your follower to be waiting patiently outside. Also love my boy Durnehviir. Have had several runs where I got him early on, and just summon him constantly to give him freedom. I wanna fight the Ideal Masters for my boy.
1. Your follower didn’t have a key into the shack, so of course they were gonna wait patiently, the kids and pets were probably scared shitless and the carriage driver doesn’t get paid enough to care 2. Durnehviir is awesome
Kid's gift can literally be anything, so imagine the surprise of having one of your adopted kids hand you a filled black soul gem after you gave them a real dagger... on one hand impressive, on the other maybe there's a reason this kid was "abandoned" that I should have found out before now.
@@knightingale9833 Actually I gave them a normal steel dagger, no enchantment at all. So either they know a lot more about enchanting than they should or they know the soul trap spell or there's a very careless necromancer running around the town. Either way it's a bit worrying or impressive.
For anyone interested, It's called SkyTEST and it's really good because it makes pack animals behave like pack animals and adds new species and baby animals.
@TheCyancheese it's also good because sabre cats, bears and wolves don't attack you constantly, they watch then attack when they think your guard is down I remember the mod author saying the animals also fear fire, but they seem to ignore fire magic
2:50 I'd also like to point out that Paarthurnax has repented for his actions in the last Dragon War and is *CURRENTLY HELPING DEFEAT ALDUIN!* Whatever grudge you might have against him, only a fool attacks their ally in a war. 4:45 There is a slight difference here. Harkon wants to use all of her blood at once to darken the sun forever. The Dragonborn wants just a drop to darken it for a day. 16:35 That's actually a valid point.
Either talos is a god in the universe or belief is enough to make a god or get a blessing. Either way not something the thalmor would want to be known as they are really outnumbered and if all the other races knew they could make god's or become gods then the thalmor would be in real trouble
@@glitchyfox8706 If you go down the rabbit hole there is lore about how the entire elder scrolls universe is a dream and the Thalmor are trying to end the world to become spirits again. I guess the elves were spirits once? So if its all a dream then believing anything hard enough makes it true. Talos is a god because we believe it.
To be clear with the last part, Daedra can also clear your diseases either indirectly (Hircine, Molag Bal) or directly (Nocturnal), so not every blessing needs to come from a true god. The reason the Thalmer are trying to quash Talos worship in the first place is to weaken him, not because they think his does not exist.
@@devengurb666 I mean, if you're willing to work for the lord of rape for a fancy club with an enchantment you can work up to outdoing yourself, go for it I guess.
Heres an honourable mention, after you defeat Alduin Miraak is like: I could easily defeat Alduin if I wanted to but I chose a different path And when you force Miraak to battle against Alduin with console command, 50 Miraak loses to 3 Alduin and failed to kill a single Alduin
You also have random encounters with thieves and DB assassins that are members even though you never meet them at the base and there clearly isn't enough room for many more members. Can't recall if extra members of other groups you join appear like that, but I got a feeling there were some.
am I thinking of a mod or were there also Thalmor groups who were basically like, "we know what you did!" without going into detail and want to murder you.
@@nathanielbass771 I think that is from main game after you attack Thalmor a few times. I can't remember if same happened with Imperials or Stormcloaks once the war got going, but you get bounty hunters if you rob or kill someone so it makes sense.
@@nathanielbass771 thalmor are scripted to go after you if you worship talos at the shrine in whiterun. Since that shrine is in the open many players may use other to clear an annoying disease they picked up randomly from some skeevers. In fact worshipping st any talos shrine prompts the thalmor to start attacking you. They also start attacking you after progressing the main quest some. This doesnt happen however in stormcloak held territories, they disappear in them. You’ll get attacked by one time thalmor spies but those are easy pushovers comprised of bartenders and peasants.
I have just realized that if I trap an enemy in a specific soul gem, I can just use that one on a specific weapon or armor or piece of jewelry and name it. So if you wanted you could make the souls of your enemies be your armor enchants.
In ESO certain Daedra can apparently trap others in pieces of armor. And you even get extra dialogue when you carry said piece of armor. It would be hilarious if it worked that way in Skyrim.
@@Willzb-xk4ew the blades? I meant that the blades have only one “creed” which is to follow and help the Dragonborn, so delphine bossing you around is simply stupid
@@net343 if i had a choice, I'd just kill delphine at the start of the game but thats not allowed because we wouldn't be able to experience bethesdas 'masterpiece'. Thankfully a mod allows us to put her in her place
gifts from the children can be so unhinged XD im pretty sure i got stuff like filled black soulgems and daedra hearts before. me after getting the soulgem: dear... i know i gifted you a soultrap dagger but i didnt mean go ahead and MURDER someone. where did you even get that gem from?! XD
Yeah, the disarm shout is the reason I have gauntlets enchanted with increased unarmed damage for my character because you losing your weapon like that is incredibly annoying and sometimes you just wanna punch the enemy.
The skeleton minion war axe and skeleton champion greatsword are immune to disarm You can enchant them to upgrade the damage and have weapons that will never fly off when battling draugr deathlords
Funnily enough, it is not true for sabertooths, frostbite spiders or slaughterfish. There is no warning from them. If you are within a certain distance and they can see you, they attack. For whatever reason though, there IS a warning indication for mudcrabs. Mudcrabs will surface and wave their pincers at you while making clicking sounds.
@nathanielbass771 Maybe the omnivores are trying to protect their territory while the carnivores are trying to take you by surprise and eat you? I don't know. Calling this stuff attention to detail is unlikely.
@@Bepisipeb dunno about that, wolves howl so there is a warning indication but they will attack you if you get within a certain distance. You can occasionally hear sabertooths "attacking" something, but that's hardly a warning.
Delphine - i figured out how we’re going to get you into the thalmor embassy. Me - wow that was fast. Delphine - I’ve been doing this a long time remember. I want you to go to Solitude and meet with Malborn. He can smuggle your gear into the thalmor embassy. Few days later… our mutual friend sent me. Malborn stares in disbelief - you’re the one she picked! I hope she knows what she’s doing. Me - she doesn’t know what she’s doing. I came here to tell you your services aren’t needed. Malborn - how do you plan on getting your gear into the embassy then? Me extends my dragon wings - it pays to be a master sneak and have the wings to be able to jump over fences. Several minutes later - success!
5:44 no, you jump on the rock over to your left so you don’t have the slowed movement speed of going through water. You can also jump over the wall into the Companion’s yard to go read that smithing book over by the forge.
Ok, so at that 10 min mark with the immersion part. His hands were tied in a square lash. Aint no way he's getting both to his mouth. Furthermore, if they tied it tight enough he wouldn't be able to use his muscles to move his fingers either.
I like the Kinesgrove comment, spot on. Especially when you think on how she figured it was Kinesgrove in the frist place, from an ancient stone tablet in a draugar tomb which was a temple to the dragons. Not related to the Thalmor in any way.
Stormcloak lovers disgust me, prancing around acting like the good guys saving skyrim from the thalmor while they are secretly delivering Skyrim into the thalmor's hands and they don't even realize it.
First time i played i didn't realize malborn was planning to give my stuff back so I didn't give him anything. I went through the embassy with an iron dagger and an ice spell. It was on adept because I didn't know I could change the difficulty
The cheese is useful But please tell me that you at least sell jewels like rubies, diamonds and sapphires, or maybe craft them into jewelry Please tell me you don’t just hold on to EVERYTHING you get your grubby little hands on
I'm a hoarder too, but things like jewels and random enchanted gear are supposed to be sold You can make your own gear anyway, and you have no use for jewels just sitting in the inventory
@@logeyperogi1805 i hold onto everything. I have a chest for each item just for that item. 2000 rubies. 7000 amethysts. 10000 garnets. It's all mine and I refuse to share. I get all of my money from robbing corpses
@@logeyperogi1805 I never even returned the gold claw. It's mine and the shop keeper can deal with the loss. Skeleton key? Mine. Falmers eyes? Mine. The theives guild was made for me. I would steal people's rings while pick pocketing knowing that's probably their wedding rings and I have a specific chest holding their wedding rings. I like to imagine the heart break when they realize it's missing
anyone who thinks Ulfic is a racist wasnt paying any attention and is completely ignorant of the lore, even moreso when you consider basically every race is racist in tamriel
God the excavation site is so fucking real. Just a regular adventure right? Come out with the sun hurting your eyes, you're wearing half falmer half dwarven armor scheme, you know what's under skyrim and it terrifies you how fucking long it is.
So from experience with bears they will actually not attack unless you get too close or attacking them, most of the time they will just stand a short distance away and roar at you if you go near them but not too close, only attacking if you move closer or attack
you can marry serena but the steps to doing it are so long winded and complicated that not many atempt it cause its entirely dependent on how you talk to her and your litterally one choice of words away from making her say no through every interaction you have with her.
7:38 Health potions are a million times more essential that Magicka and Stamina potions, because warrior player would simply use food buff for unlimited stamina while mages would use 0 mana cost reductions on their gear and stick with health potion when its too late to use restoration on time, the only time that health potions become useless is when players play god mode build with alchemy glitch
I can't believe that in the 12 years skyrim has been around that Bethesda never once patched the alchemy restoration glitch. I had one playthrough where I abused that glitch and had 1 million armor rating, 1 million health, and 1 million health regeneration and was essentially invincible to legendary dragons. Took zero damage. The health bar would never appear when being attacked.
You mean the restoration loop exploit? With the correct calculations you can make legit gears that give you 100% cost reduction in all spells including restoration As well as a necklace that gives you instant health and stamina regen, making you both a warrior and mage at the same time
@ more like it’s nothing new, rather tame when you look at Morrowind, and not gasp and clutch your pearls aghast like so many of the fandom do and blow things out of proportion.
So, Temba Wide-Arm is the grumpy lady who runs the saw mill at Ivarstead (little town at the base of the Throat of the World). If you hate bears and want to have as few encounters with them as possible…DO NOT take up her quest. She’s going to ask you to bring her 10 bear pelts. In order to make that task “easier” for you, the game will put weight on the odds of running into wild bears at every chance encounter. At least, until you pack up her quest. You will be up to your ears in bears until then. So if your game has an Ursine Infestation, check to see if you’ve still got bear asses to axe for Temba. Thank you for your time.
Why are the Blades such a terrible faction? They were cool in Oblivion, but Morrowind has a rude ass skooma addict directing you around and pretending he's a quest important NPC, and Skyrim has a toothless idiot pretending she's miss big britches.
3:10 if I remember right, you also have butter and garlic as ingredients in the game. You can just make garlic cheesey bread. I'm kinda surprised there isn't even a mod for this.
Me:calling a friend because we want to play and hes late My friend yeah be right there i just make quick the Dwemer Ruin...... Me: okay see ya next week
And yet each ruins ends with a shortcut door to the exit, usually only held shut by a wooden bar or a key, both of which are often found inside with the Draugr Overlord, sometimes on his person if it’s a key.
3:00 it’s even faster to teleport on switch from halfway (which has by far the worse loading screens) then to walk or even sprint there. Even with the ring of wind.
I gotta admit. The first dragon I took down in solthiem was a hard fought victory. I was so mad when that bastard telliported in and stole its soul. U went back to skyrim maxed a few more shouts and went back for revenge. Got distracted by black books for a bit though lol.
![[Hollow Knight] ⋆✦⋆bug boy kills god✦⋆](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/elAk6BkhZik/mqdefault.jpg)
New player attacks a chicken in the town of Riverwood: so you have chosen death.
On my first playthrough, I went to the collage of winter hold assuming I was just gonna learn magic HP style, next thing I know I'm walking around underground and becoming the freaking dean of the college.
Damn I love video games.
Yep, found that out the hard way.
I played skyrim so 9 years b4 getting it modded, but that's beside the point this scenario takes place WITHIN that 9 year timeframe lol
long story short, I was a skyrim pro by this point and a friend wanted to play the game. he'd never played b4, but seen me play a bit.
I WARNED HIM about the chicken, said "don't attack the chicken in riverwood you'll trigger everyone to attack you and you're like literally level 1 at most."
what does he do. attacks the chicken. and I'm on the floor laughing, wheezing for 5 minutes as he gets his ass handed to him before rage-quitting XD
"will often avoid attacking until provoked"
the bear that sprinted at me from the other side of the fucking hold:
You obviously provoked it.
Malborn: "I can smuggle in what you need."
Dragonborn:: casually hands him multiple daedric artifacts
Even better:
Malborn: "I can smuggle in whatever you need."
Dragonborn: "No thanks, I've got this."
*Conjures a daedric sword, then murders the entire embassy still wearing party clothes.*
@@Nurk0m0rath Modded Conjuration playthrough: Summons a horde of Dremora
"A challenger is near!"
"A challenger is near!"
"A challenger is near!"
"I smell weakness!"
"A challenger is near!"
"Rarrrrgh!"
Me: Sips stolen wine over a room full of headless corpses. "No match at all, indeed."
@ Hahaha only too true.
The kid with the soul husk, Means the kid went to hell and back for their parent literally.
Worse than hell, they went to purgatory. The Soul Cairn is a location between realms that ONLY exists for 3 kinds of people: people trapped in soul gems; people who made a deal with... I think they were called the watchers; people who need to get there to beat the pants off of someone for story purposes! XD
@@nathanielbass771 unseen masters* not watchers. But yeah.
@@alistairgrey5089 actually they're called the ideal masters.
@@RexTheHound yep.
@@RexTheHound I just call the Scott, Daniel and Tony
To be fair, the night mother is a deity like being that's technically your superior in the hierarchy of the dark brotherhood. She tells you to kill the emperor. Delphine is a nobody who's forgotten she's below you in the hierarchy of the blades. She commands you to kill the dragon, and makes petty toothless threats if you don't. ''dragonborn! If you don't do as i command, i won't sit back and do nothing to help as you bring me your followers to rebuild the blades!''
Also Dragon is friend, emperor is not friend
@@Delduwath_EilzorwynAlso not for nothing but the emperor 100% knew about his death even before Maro told him. He knew that the people of Tamriel didn’t like him, and as soon as it was common knowledge that the dark brotherhood was coming back he knew his life was forfeit.
“You can’t stop the Dark Brotherhood, never could” -Titus Mede II
No, one is an assasin questline one is a heroic one. No need for other justification.
I used her to make my favorite mercenarys free.
delphine wasn't wrong. the dragon is immortal meaning the it will eventually turnon humans. whether its due to its own actions or just in retaliation is irrelevant. humanity > *
Me: minding my own business
Adrianne Avenicci: I don't claim to be the best blacksmith in Whiterun. Eorlund Gray-Mane's got that honor. Man's steel is legendary. All I ask is a fair chance.
Me: I don't remember asking you a god damn thing
I am an Adrianne Avenicci simp and I will not stand for this disrespect!
Anyways here's wonderwall
*Guitar riff*
:walks by random thief npc:
"hmm? yeah I guess I've got time to talk to you.."
Looks down at my smithing enchantment that’s make me capable of tempering weapons to be able to do 100,000 damage. Looks back up at her.
Me - no doubt Eorland is good, but 😁 he’s only the best when I’m not around.
Weird, she always says "I knew you're the guy who gets things done. I like that"
The potion of resist fire got me rolling LOLOLOL!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Another reason why you can't marry Serana is because she has a unique voice. Not like how when you marry Ysolda or Muiri, their spouse dialogue will be the same because they both have the generic young woman voice. While Serana has her own unique voice, meaning that the developers would have to purposefully make spouse dialogue for her and everyone would marry her and no one else.
Also iirc, Serana's VA said no to recording such lines, as she felt it'd be too awkward since she was married IRL. Which is fair; I wouldn't wanna be a virtual waifu to random strangers online even if it's in a work of fiction.
@@hythunza1811has she ever heard of acting
@@knightingale9833 Not every actor wants to play certain roles. Plenty of famous actors who are willing to just throw away iconic roles because it didn't fit them.
@@hythunza1811 Then Bethesda should of picked a different woman VA. But Serana in lore is not someone likely to marry after what she went through.
@hythunza1811 It's Laura Bailey. I'm sure she's played married characters before. She's in hundreds of things.
Me: **peacefully enjoying life after saving the world**
Nazeem: Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh what am I saying? Of course you don’t!
Me: One day…just one fucking day
Astrid managing to get to me always bugs me. You're telling me she somehow makes it past my carriage driver, spouse, steward, housecarl, two kids, 4 pets (kid with rabbit, vigilance, 2 bugs), my follower, my non-human follower, have a poison that works on a dragonborn-werewolf in thick armor, then drag you out of the house without being noticed, and halfway across the map into a rinky-dink shack, just for your follower to be waiting patiently outside.
Also love my boy Durnehviir. Have had several runs where I got him early on, and just summon him constantly to give him freedom. I wanna fight the Ideal Masters for my boy.
1. Your follower didn’t have a key into the shack, so of course they were gonna wait patiently, the kids and pets were probably scared shitless and the carriage driver doesn’t get paid enough to care
2. Durnehviir is awesome
Kid's gift can literally be anything, so imagine the surprise of having one of your adopted kids hand you a filled black soul gem after you gave them a real dagger... on one hand impressive, on the other maybe there's a reason this kid was "abandoned" that I should have found out before now.
Maybe ya shouldn’t have given the child a dagger enchanted with soul trap and built Lakeview Manor right next to a Conjurer’s alter 🤪
@@knightingale9833 Actually I gave them a normal steel dagger, no enchantment at all. So either they know a lot more about enchanting than they should or they know the soul trap spell or there's a very careless necromancer running around the town. Either way it's a bit worrying or impressive.
nah that's a kid to be proud of
1:06
There's a mod that makes all hostile animals flee if they're heavily injured, and hesitate attacking you if they think they won't win the fight
For anyone interested, It's called SkyTEST and it's really good because it makes pack animals behave like pack animals and adds new species and baby animals.
@TheCyancheese it's also good because sabre cats, bears and wolves don't attack you constantly, they watch then attack when they think your guard is down
I remember the mod author saying the animals also fear fire, but they seem to ignore fire magic
@VergilTheLegendaryDarkSlayer they also don't attack each other automatically.
9:50
Electrocuted by a lizard in a chef's hat!
Holy s***! I had to stop the video, I laughed so hard.
Well done; I needed that.
On the elves in valenwood;
You are aware you are probably the main course, right? :)
"Meat's back on the menu boys!"
2:50 I'd also like to point out that Paarthurnax has repented for his actions in the last Dragon War and is *CURRENTLY HELPING DEFEAT ALDUIN!* Whatever grudge you might have against him, only a fool attacks their ally in a war.
4:45 There is a slight difference here. Harkon wants to use all of her blood at once to darken the sun forever. The Dragonborn wants just a drop to darken it for a day.
16:35 That's actually a valid point.
Either talos is a god in the universe or belief is enough to make a god or get a blessing. Either way not something the thalmor would want to be known as they are really outnumbered and if all the other races knew they could make god's or become gods then the thalmor would be in real trouble
@@glitchyfox8706 If you go down the rabbit hole there is lore about how the entire elder scrolls universe is a dream and the Thalmor are trying to end the world to become spirits again. I guess the elves were spirits once? So if its all a dream then believing anything hard enough makes it true. Talos is a god because we believe it.
Oh so that's why the N.A.S.A. was founded with nazis, they repented and helped the U.S.
So whoever was killed by Partysnax can just go fuck themselves? Their familys and loved ones too? Got it
To be clear with the last part, Daedra can also clear your diseases either indirectly (Hircine, Molag Bal) or directly (Nocturnal), so not every blessing needs to come from a true god. The reason the Thalmer are trying to quash Talos worship in the first place is to weaken him, not because they think his does not exist.
11:33 This is just one of many reasons to hate molag bal.
cold harbor
People hate molag bal? His mace looks so cool though.
@@devengurb666he r*ped the best girl.
@@devengurb666 I mean, if you're willing to work for the lord of rape for a fancy club with an enchantment you can work up to outdoing yourself, go for it I guess.
@@devengurb666 He graped Serana when she became a pureblood vampire. So, yea people hate him.
Durnehviir and Ohdahviing deserve more love
A NEW FACE TOUCHES THE BEACON!!!!!😂😂😂
The mod exists.
The mod is called "the facebreaker" on nexus and is dedicated in the memory of the original meme creator who has now passed away
Heres an honourable mention, after you defeat Alduin Miraak is like: I could easily defeat Alduin if I wanted to but I chose a different path
And when you force Miraak to battle against Alduin with console command, 50 Miraak loses to 3 Alduin and failed to kill a single Alduin
@5:55
Actually, if you join the vampires, you constantly get attacked by random Dawnguard soldiers. So there seems to be way more of them
You also have random encounters with thieves and DB assassins that are members even though you never meet them at the base and there clearly isn't enough room for many more members. Can't recall if extra members of other groups you join appear like that, but I got a feeling there were some.
am I thinking of a mod or were there also Thalmor groups who were basically like, "we know what you did!" without going into detail and want to murder you.
@@nathanielbass771 I think that is from main game after you attack Thalmor a few times. I can't remember if same happened with Imperials or Stormcloaks once the war got going, but you get bounty hunters if you rob or kill someone so it makes sense.
@@nathanielbass771 thalmor are scripted to go after you if you worship talos at the shrine in whiterun. Since that shrine is in the open many players may use other to clear an annoying disease they picked up randomly from some skeevers. In fact worshipping st any talos shrine prompts the thalmor to start attacking you.
They also start attacking you after progressing the main quest some.
This doesnt happen however in stormcloak held territories, they disappear in them. You’ll get attacked by one time thalmor spies but those are easy pushovers comprised of bartenders and peasants.
I have just realized that if I trap an enemy in a specific soul gem, I can just use that one on a specific weapon or armor or piece of jewelry and name it. So if you wanted you could make the souls of your enemies be your armor enchants.
.. yes thats the idea
Well technically it's only the energy of the souls that create the enchantments. The souls themselves are sent to the Soul Cairn.
@@warrioroflight6872 Oh yeah! Thanks for the reminder, I forgot about that, lol.
In ESO certain Daedra can apparently trap others in pieces of armor. And you even get extra dialogue when you carry said piece of armor. It would be hilarious if it worked that way in Skyrim.
@ Donning an armor piece that has Ulfirc’s soul in it would show how much you can be twisted even.
I love how pretty much half of these are just straight up ripping on Delphine 😂
It’s warranted, don’t even deny it
2:51 - to be fair, the dark brotherhood treated me more as an actual person rather than a tool to be used and discarded unlike the blades
Even they are bound to follow you unconditionally, blades are dumb
@net343 but before i become the speaker, they still treat me decently
@@Willzb-xk4ew the blades? I meant that the blades have only one “creed” which is to follow and help the Dragonborn, so delphine bossing you around is simply stupid
@@net343 if i had a choice, I'd just kill delphine at the start of the game but thats not allowed because we wouldn't be able to experience bethesdas 'masterpiece'. Thankfully a mod allows us to put her in her place
@@net343He meant the Brotherhood in this case. Even before you become the new de facto leader, they still treat you with some respect.
imagin thinking 2 guys harrasing someone in windhelm is worse than multiple people being wrongfully executed by both the empire and the Thalmor
I can excuse wrongful execution, but I draw the line at racism
gifts from the children can be so unhinged XD im pretty sure i got stuff like filled black soulgems and daedra hearts before.
me after getting the soulgem: dear... i know i gifted you a soultrap dagger but i didnt mean go ahead and MURDER someone. where did you even get that gem from?! XD
Maybe they ran into the Conjurer who uses the alter behind Lakeview Manor 😂
Why would you give them a dagger with soul trap 😭
I gave my son a wooden sword and he gave me a daedra heart
I wholeheartedly believe he became a demon slayer with a wooden sword
Sofie gave me a filled black soul gem😂
Yeah, the disarm shout is the reason I have gauntlets enchanted with increased unarmed damage for my character because you losing your weapon like that is incredibly annoying and sometimes you just wanna punch the enemy.
Joining the legion in skyrim 😊😇
Joining the legion in new vegas ☠️💀
j´zargo cannot see,you made j´zargo blind
I love that reference
You know he's back right?
Oooh that's disarm shout one hits home
Had to quick load like 5 times because it kept makeing me lose my daedric sword
The skeleton minion war axe and skeleton champion greatsword are immune to disarm
You can enchant them to upgrade the damage and have weapons that will never fly off when battling draugr deathlords
Bears do warning growls when they see you and attack if you get too close. The Skyrim tips didn't lie, they simply withheld information.
Plus unless you playing without volume or headphones or super quiet room /volume blaring you ain't hearing it till it's too late.
@nepsyasudra3262 Most of the time I don't even hear the bear until it attacks me from behind.
Funnily enough, it is not true for sabertooths, frostbite spiders or slaughterfish. There is no warning from them. If you are within a certain distance and they can see you, they attack. For whatever reason though, there IS a warning indication for mudcrabs. Mudcrabs will surface and wave their pincers at you while making clicking sounds.
@nathanielbass771 Maybe the omnivores are trying to protect their territory while the carnivores are trying to take you by surprise and eat you? I don't know. Calling this stuff attention to detail is unlikely.
@@Bepisipeb dunno about that, wolves howl so there is a warning indication but they will attack you if you get within a certain distance. You can occasionally hear sabertooths "attacking" something, but that's hardly a warning.
1:29 - Yes.
10:29 the person that carpooled with you: "Hey you, you're finally awake."
7:21 khajiit will reach it before it even touches the ground
*before it even leaves the pocket.
@ good one
@@Notmyname1593lol
3:38 When I saw this thumbnail, I decided it was time to reinstall Skyrim.
Delphine - i figured out how we’re going to get you into the thalmor embassy.
Me - wow that was fast.
Delphine - I’ve been doing this a long time remember. I want you to go to Solitude and meet with Malborn. He can smuggle your gear into the thalmor embassy.
Few days later… our mutual friend sent me.
Malborn stares in disbelief - you’re the one she picked! I hope she knows what she’s doing.
Me - she doesn’t know what she’s doing. I came here to tell you your services aren’t needed.
Malborn - how do you plan on getting your gear into the embassy then?
Me extends my dragon wings - it pays to be a master sneak and have the wings to be able to jump over fences.
Several minutes later - success!
8:50 I'm listening.
4:52 in terms of the darkening the sun, this meme leaves out that serana's father was gonna kill her, at least the Dragonborn lets her live
Ok hear me out....a potion of 100% resistance to fire and Stamina Heal + Stamina Regen
Is pretty easy to do 😂
11:15 -- I love to summon durnehvir to help me fight Alduin
Durnheviir hasbeen my FAVIURITE since childhood he's my GOAT. If i had to pick between him and paarthurnax gun to my head id picknthe gun tho
“Cake will always be superior to pie for one reason: frosting!” (Paraphrasing Paul F. Tompkins)
Farkas means wolf in hungarian.I also didnt play too many skyrim so if theres someone actually named that i found out something weird about it
There is and he is in fact a werewolf
And Vlkodlak means Werevolf in czech. They just removed the 'vl'
The meridea beacon mace was hilarious. 😂😂😂😂
2:56 there is an impostor among the ranks and it could be taken as two ways.
5:44 no, you jump on the rock over to your left so you don’t have the slowed movement speed of going through water. You can also jump over the wall into the Companion’s yard to go read that smithing book over by the forge.
I do this every time I need to get to eorlund grey-mane.
Ok, so at that 10 min mark with the immersion part. His hands were tied in a square lash. Aint no way he's getting both to his mouth. Furthermore, if they tied it tight enough he wouldn't be able to use his muscles to move his fingers either.
2:22 - No, we know he is a ray-sist. We either do not care, agree with him, or are honest enough to realize that the empire is ray-sist, too.
When I see that thumbnail out of the corner of my eye while scrolling, I keep thinking it's Ed and Al Elric
Me purposely waiting for them to make me drop my weapon so I can do double the damage because I'm a khajiit: Hey, why do you keep fus ro dah'ing me?
17:23 It's funny, cause that's one dangerous sentence to take at face value in Valenwood......
Yeah that was my first thought. "You realise that the implications are worse on the side of the Valenwood elves?"
I like the Kinesgrove comment, spot on. Especially when you think on how she figured it was Kinesgrove in the frist place, from an ancient stone tablet in a draugar tomb which was a temple to the dragons. Not related to the Thalmor in any way.
I usually sneak attack mogrul outside ravenrock, lure him far from there on legendary, then switch to novice and dispose of him
8:09 we all know what he was going to do and we all know we've imagined it too
Bro you really unlocked a memory of mine, my mom bought our family a Wii. She held the remote without the strap, it went flying into the wall😂😂😂
18:21 that axe carried me for a long while, don't diss my boy balgruuf
That thalmor eleven armour is just too good to not sell
You have to remember she's a waitress. Calling you ugly won't get her tips,
Okay, but to whoever made that picture that went with "Alduin in the lore = 😡 vs Alduin in the game = 😺" that picture is adorable and I want it
Boy! Clear skies can stun enemies when outside faster then unrelenting force! Use it all the time!
I gave the skeleton key back because I had 500+ lockpicks
I love you, Durnehviir!
Stormcloak lovers disgust me, prancing around acting like the good guys saving skyrim from the thalmor while they are secretly delivering Skyrim into the thalmor's hands and they don't even realize it.
13:16 Hot take: That quest is one of the best, especially if you play as an Imperial- who find more gold than other races.
Is anyone else a horder? I refuse to sell anything. I have a cheese chest.
First time i played i didn't realize malborn was planning to give my stuff back so I didn't give him anything. I went through the embassy with an iron dagger and an ice spell. It was on adept because I didn't know I could change the difficulty
The cheese is useful
But please tell me that you at least sell jewels like rubies, diamonds and sapphires, or maybe craft them into jewelry
Please tell me you don’t just hold on to EVERYTHING you get your grubby little hands on
I'm a hoarder too, but things like jewels and random enchanted gear are supposed to be sold
You can make your own gear anyway, and you have no use for jewels just sitting in the inventory
@@logeyperogi1805 i hold onto everything. I have a chest for each item just for that item. 2000 rubies. 7000 amethysts. 10000 garnets. It's all mine and I refuse to share. I get all of my money from robbing corpses
@@logeyperogi1805 I never even returned the gold claw. It's mine and the shop keeper can deal with the loss. Skeleton key? Mine. Falmers eyes? Mine. The theives guild was made for me. I would steal people's rings while pick pocketing knowing that's probably their wedding rings and I have a specific chest holding their wedding rings. I like to imagine the heart break when they realize it's missing
0:53 I can't remember what's special about this place. Either that, or I never knew.
the trap door
@RedTheVariant Ok.
anyone who thinks Ulfic is a racist wasnt paying any attention and is completely ignorant of the lore, even moreso when you consider basically every race is racist in tamriel
“Ulfric is racist” Thalmor: *kidnaps a Nord family in the middle of the night and executes them for practicing their religion*
Well said also imperials have been racist too they kicked minotaurs out of their cities even though they fought alongside them
God the excavation site is so fucking real. Just a regular adventure right? Come out with the sun hurting your eyes, you're wearing half falmer half dwarven armor scheme, you know what's under skyrim and it terrifies you how fucking long it is.
Once I'm able to summon Durnehviir I do it every couple days whether I need him or not just so he can fly around for a while and enjoy himself.
The one with Brynyolf is absolute facts
11:14
Me who summons him everytime
Hello old friend
So from experience with bears they will actually not attack unless you get too close or attacking them, most of the time they will just stand a short distance away and roar at you if you go near them but not too close, only attacking if you move closer or attack
I have a nifty little smithing potion that i use to make the Axe of Whiterun useful.
you can marry serena but the steps to doing it are so long winded and complicated that not many atempt it cause its entirely dependent on how you talk to her and your litterally one choice of words away from making her say no through every interaction you have with her.
Me looking over to my beloved wife... I love you Serana😂
It’s actually very easy it’s called mods
Yeah it's called modding
Don't try to lie now
1:22 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Killed me
7:38 Health potions are a million times more essential that Magicka and Stamina potions, because warrior player would simply use food buff for unlimited stamina while mages would use 0 mana cost reductions on their gear and stick with health potion when its too late to use restoration on time, the only time that health potions become useless is when players play god mode build with alchemy glitch
I can't believe that in the 12 years skyrim has been around that Bethesda never once patched the alchemy restoration glitch. I had one playthrough where I abused that glitch and had 1 million armor rating, 1 million health, and 1 million health regeneration and was essentially invincible to legendary dragons. Took zero damage. The health bar would never appear when being attacked.
You mean the restoration loop exploit? With the correct calculations you can make legit gears that give you 100% cost reduction in all spells including restoration
As well as a necklace that gives you instant health and stamina regen, making you both a warrior and mage at the same time
Think about it how many elderly have you beat in Skyrim
dragon born - to many to count.
2:20
More like trying to convince people who have only played Skyrim just how racist all of Tamriel is.
All of Tamriel IS racist, therefore the nords are justified in also being racist
@ more like it’s nothing new, rather tame when you look at Morrowind, and not gasp and clutch your pearls aghast like so many of the fandom do and blow things out of proportion.
So, Temba Wide-Arm is the grumpy lady who runs the saw mill at Ivarstead (little town at the base of the Throat of the World).
If you hate bears and want to have as few encounters with them as possible…DO NOT take up her quest.
She’s going to ask you to bring her 10 bear pelts. In order to make that task “easier” for you, the game will put weight on the odds of running into wild bears at every chance encounter. At least, until you pack up her quest. You will be up to your ears in bears until then.
So if your game has an Ursine Infestation, check to see if you’ve still got bear asses to axe for Temba.
Thank you for your time.
Why are the Blades such a terrible faction? They were cool in Oblivion, but Morrowind has a rude ass skooma addict directing you around and pretending he's a quest important NPC, and Skyrim has a toothless idiot pretending she's miss big britches.
FYI Meridia's Mace is 100% a mod and does exactly as the meme suggests.
2:05 Everyone knows a vampire's weakness only affects the head
The disarm one killed me
Nolvus version 6 boutta take another 1k+ hours of my life again for this damn game. Fuck yeah...
9:50 The way the AI voice says "Well ain't this a surprise?" Actually sounds like the game lol
2:57
Uhh, idk if that’s intentional or if someone didn’t watch Overlord but that one’s the brother not the sister, he just likes crossdressing 😅
Dont care, it a girl
@ he’s literally a boy
@@lordaragon901 dont care
That Dragonsreach jump is so relatable.
3:10 if I remember right, you also have butter and garlic as ingredients in the game. You can just make garlic cheesey bread. I'm kinda surprised there isn't even a mod for this.
Still love the College memes, because Oblivion’s Mage Guild is actually the same. You are punished for even deciding to use magic, lol.
10:28
Helgen isn't real that place can't hurt you its in a game
Helgen IRL
3:09 NGL I misheard that and thought it said EAT A SKYRIM NPC and I immediately said "Wabbajack" before I realized it said eat LIKE a skyrim npc
lol
Me:calling a friend because we want to play and hes late My friend yeah be right there i just make quick the Dwemer Ruin...... Me: okay see ya next week
She only wanted to stop her father from darkening the sun.
I felt the opposite when I finished fallout and started playing Skyrim 4:06
Honestly how expressive the AI voice is really adds to the memes more than usual!
10:56 to be fair, the doors are to keep the draugr in usually, not keep people out
And yet each ruins ends with a shortcut door to the exit, usually only held shut by a wooden bar or a key, both of which are often found inside with the Draugr Overlord, sometimes on his person if it’s a key.
Dragon search. That's what it is called.
3:00 it’s even faster to teleport on switch from halfway (which has by far the worse loading screens) then to walk or even sprint there. Even with the ring of wind.
I gotta admit. The first dragon I took down in solthiem was a hard fought victory. I was so mad when that bastard telliported in and stole its soul. U went back to skyrim maxed a few more shouts and went back for revenge. Got distracted by black books for a bit though lol.
6:38 Ayo what's the name of the template, I need it for a school research
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Same here
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