Trump's Weekend Tweet-A-Thon Covered A Lot Of Ground, From MMA To North Korea
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- Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
- The President tweeted 105 times over the weekend, spanning such topics as North Korea's missile test, a recent MMA fight, and his ''perfect'' call with Ukraine's leader. #Colbert #Monologue #Comedy
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105 tweets & retweets in 1 day!
He has nothing better to do?
Or maybe we should be happy he's busy with the phone and not something else!
I think they're keeping him distracted.
Fir reel
Opus 313 And while he keeps throwing out distractions to keep himself in the limelight,
Bernie Sanders, is climbing higher in the polls. Trump and the MSM would love nothing more, than to ignore it, While pushing their last corporate, owned Hope Corporate Pete.
Just let him play with the phone .. keeps him occupied.. oh, and make sure he has snacks .. no tv after 8 tho and strict 10pm bedtime .... there's a note on the fridge if you forget .. and I'll be home by 11 ....
To be honest, after the NATO summit and Trudeau making fun of him, I'm surprised trump hasn't yet announced he's going to invade Canada or at least build a wall on the border with Canada...
Stephen Colbert. Seth Meyers. Trevor Noah. John Oliver. Hasan Minhaj. Bill Maher. Samantha Bee. Making current events tolerable and eye-opening.
Jarod Gordon ....their hilarity is the only thing that’s keeping me from going insane! Trump is brain dead 💀....the White House is literally a freak show!
Until the dotard-in-chief bans them .
Not Fallon though he’s shit
His tiny hands must be exhausted.
From stroking his own micropenis LOL
@@genghiskhan9269 LMAO 😂
He dictates the tweets. He’s a dictator.
I, have big hands! So I can tell you, his tiny hands are made for these smartphone keys! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 And most of the kids I know have bigger hands than Captain Stupid!
Trump's hands?
I can hear Ivan “Putin” Drago saying to Rocky “Trump” Balboa: “I have broken you.”
Hey BETA boy David! Trump is yo DADDY! Cryin' all the way into a Trump 2020 victory!!! KAG LITTLE BETA BOY!
@Andrew Hoff - incoming triggered trumpturd infantile insults 😄😄😄
Trump: "FAKE NEWS! You actually bailed me out the multiple times that I broke myself. Anything I can do to return the favor?"
Andrew Hoff a lot of you guys on the right seem to be homosexuals. And many of you repressed ones too. no wonder ual always angry, cranky and hateful towards one group or another. You always calling/thinking about beta boys, cucks, or some other sexual usually homosexual reference. Just like during Obama it was Obama bending ual over or getting screwed in ass with no lube etc.
Your only proving something to me i suspected. I mean I’m all way straight and I don’t worry about or think so much gay shyt so it confirms a lot of you are living lies. Face your truth maybe you can stop being so upset and actually think clearly. I think it will help the country. Trust me God doesn’t care and he loves all unconditionally and equally.
Eww.. not the gayliterotica I was expecting.. but to each their own?
What scares me is that people genuinely love this guy!
Coz Colbert is loveable...
... but if you meant Trump, damn.
They don’t love him they idolise him. They are ready to take up arms for him. It’s terrifying. Go to any Fox vid and read the comments.
@Airik Luna Cults never end well. 😐
@@carolinemaybe Actually I was threatened just the other day, "you'll be in a camp by the end of 2020" these people are ready to attack their neighbors for him ...frig-gin lunatic's.
They love tRump like tRump loves our flag. Falsely. They are using what they can before he deflates. They are taking advantage of a sick president.
Being incompetent and not doing one's duty is enough ground for impeachment.
Throwing impeachment around for those reasons, is wrong. Those are reasons to vote him out, but impeachment is for high crimes and misdemeanors. Being an idiot is neither.
Trump is living proof that baby boomers can also have an unhealthy relationship with social media.
Yea, boomers are known for loving modern technology
Ok Miller (kidding)
Ageism is as dumb as racism.
Proud boomer for Bernie!
No age, gender or skin color has an exclusive on stupidity, plenty of mislead folks of ALL ages still support tRump.
baby boomers are KNOWN for having an unhealthy relationship with social media.... how tf does your comment have 100 likes...?
As a boomer I agree
No golf for Declining Donnie since his panic attack two weeks ago.
In Dublin we often say "Do us a favour" while meaning "Do me a favour".
"Dah' Nile is a river Trump couldn't find on a map."
That is a well written joke.
The only lesson the government and the society learn from history is they never learn from it--G.W.F. Hegel
Oh dang. That is a good one. Reminds me of "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography."
@@allyourcode I love that one!
105 tweets is directly proportionate to him flushing 15 times a day : case solved!
Lmao - night after night Cobert kills it with his monologue😁😁😁😁
Yet _it_ rises again each morning...
@@sg-yq8pm well him and his writers
Trump talks so often about himself in third person, that it is not clear who he really was talking about. But most of the time he always talks about himself. 😉
He’s distancing himself from himself.
"I don't know the man very well, I hardly know him."
Which will lead us to believe he has multiple personalities
Bob Dole also did that.
Recall the Jimmy dude in Seinfeld.
I'm working on a new childrens book called The Rocket Man and the Dotard.
I'd like to read it. I'm personally thinking of a browser/mobile game.
Does it end in tears and a tantrum?
Just post a link when its published..so we can support it! 😃
No it's a children's book so I have them both at a meeting in Kansas when a tornado sweeps them both up and drops them in a land called Oz where the dotard is granted a brain and Rocket Man gets a heart. Neither of them acquire any courage though just to be on the safe side.
Gary Neudorf sounds great, but I wouldn’t use a nickname that Trump came up with
I am pretty sure Lincoln can defeat Trump in a fight, if you guys didn't know, Lincoln was a Lawyer, a Surveyor, a licensed bartender and A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER.
Rohan Navalkar you forgot vampire slayer. It is true though that he was known to be a pretty badass wrestler.
Unlike WWF clowns, he was a REAL wrestler.
@@kruleworld Why does everything say WWF is a wrestling organisation. It's WWE that is know for wrestling. WWF is World Wildlife Fund.
@@Tedinator01 shh🤐 nobody should know about that. It's confidential. How did you find out about it.
Rohan Navalkar ....my miniature dachshund,Lily, could beat Trump! She goes for the jugular....
This is so hilarious I swear to God I think my life is going to be a lot better now
Have a wonderful week!
🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
It will. We will all grow
@Thrasymachus Monk Some out will only grow and retract in our pants
North Korea has some genuinely hilarious burns.
"Me, me, me. Everyone wants to be like ME. That's why they even had a MeToo movement involving many of my former staff."
At this point I'm really hoping the White House doctor is giving him sugar pills instead of his real heart meds...
Now I know why so many people wanted to move to Canada 3 years ago.
"I really try very hard to be [...] always legal..."
Obvious liar is obvious.
3:16 Rudy discovering the only thing that wasn't covered up was Stormy Daniels.
Phones are not allowed to prisoners.He'll have to write letters instead.
You never heard of the keister bunny? K.🐰=😦😧😨😰🎇💦 💩🙌🗣🤳
Letters? Can do
Words and sentences? 🤔
Oh oh!
Big block letters, joined up writing comes later.
@Agent Fungus I've only ever been to county but from what I witnessed while in jail, there isn't much you can't get in there for enough soup or honey buns.
America is the laughing stock of the world, well done Donnie
Dear diary,
I couldn't agree with North Korea more.
- December 10, 20thelastyearever
What a time to be alive, huh?
Savage but well done.xx
I can't stop laughing! This is EPIC. What has happened??????
@@kdgc6217 North Korea said pretty soon they might have to call Trump a "dotard again" lol and also that Trump is what was it... An old man who has lost his whits or something to that effect
Harmonic Rain Sounds like the love affair is over. Here comes the nasty breakup. Hold on tight!
*WE ARE THE NORTH KOREANS WHO SAY DOTARD!*
*FETCH US.... A TRADE AGREEMENT! A NICE ONE.*
*OR WE SHALL SAY DOTARD...AGAIN!*
Ah! The Knights who say 'Dotard' sketch... 😊 ...🌳🌳🌳🚀 🌳🌳🌳
There's always room for a bit of Python.
3:36 Is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while. Rudy is the gift that keeps on giving.
Nothing says "innocence" like giving multiple explanations for the same supposedly innocent act.
Nothing to do with him not being able to get on the golf course, due to the fall that took him to Walter Reed for his emergency "annual medical" evaluation.
I did not know he fell. Please describe the event in loving detail. Was it 'stairs' that got him? Did he get tangled in shoe tissue?
"I looked into Ukraine, because..."
"I need to set up a safe house somewhere outside the U.S."
I think he's maga guilty !
“Special relationship!!”, UK 🇬🇧 you hear that! You done be replaced! Jealous?
Fatima Mirza
Jealous? More like relieved, I think.
Tickled pink!
Collusion is great this time of year 🤣🤣
Thanks for sharing the 'Rocky' image. How I wish I hadn't just eaten....
Could have been worse, you could be sitting down to eat, then completely lost your appetite!
Love it" Denial is not just a river ........."
Trump has made the presidency a daily SNL opening skit.
And here I thought the Rocky photo was just a reference to his massive brain damage, and constant coating of oil. Silly me.
"I may not be much, but I'm all I think about"
Solid SWC flash back
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Hahahaha! OMG, the look on Guiliani's face is priceless.
Are we sure trump didn't just have a stroke and decided to live tweet through the whole thing?
Colbert is possibly the most linguistically talented man I have ever had the pleasure of listening to. Especially when we have such an illiterate in the White House.
H
Twitter's reputation is "never" going to recover from Donald Trump's taint on the brand after he's gone for good.
Never will anyone hear "Twitter" and not think of Donald Trump's flabby visage ever again.
Never.
Please don’t ever speak of Donald Trump’s taint again....*shudder*
Doesn't bother me, I never use Twitter anyway. Especially with Bronzer Boy whining all over it like a tragic little drama queen.
Fun Fact: "Honest Abe" was his wrestling name.
"Abe is comin out of here with a win, and you are comin out on a wheelchair, just bein' honest with yah"
Ghoulianni's facial expressions says it all. The guys a kook. Priceless!
I'm surprised Trump didn't spell United States wrong 😄😄😄
thanks to autocorrect which he actually has to override to spell that poorly
Maybe not, but he does pronounce it in a 'unique' way...
The United Shtatesh...🙃
@@YusufGinnah True So he is the President of the United Shtesh 🤪
"Trump's just like Rocky except he can't climb stairs and he fights for Russia."
Damn! Good line.
Aside from the extremely bizarre stuff about rain, I'm not surprised by the recent actions by #DimwitDonald or, if you like #ToddlerTantrumTrump
Autum Breeze #make Russia great again
If a clerk at gamestop was caught tweeting this much on his job he'd get fired...
...just sayin'
1:34 That joke should have been "because me all me thinks about."
*"...except he can't climb steps, & he's fighting **_for_** Russia"* 😄
"The collusion there is lovely this time of the year". :D :D
How can you tweet so much when you're spending all you're time flushing the toilet?
Stephen should have included malarkey in his list of n.korean insults
No way he wrote that tweet about Kim by himself. Like he'd know how to spell 'Denucularizashun' right.
When you find yourself agreeing with Kim Jong Un 😱😱😱😱
Even trolls dont tweet that much
If you think Trump retweeting an image of his face on Rocky Balboa was bad you should look at Ben Garrison's depictions of Trump those are far worse.
Good old Zyklon Ben; I loved his first lady comparison piece, really showed what he was made of (racism and toadyism)
You've obviously never considered that these people on TV could be lying to you but you've never tried to consider that because it is happening
*Would bone spurs also prevent sanity from running in Trump's family too?*
Ghoulliani - done. I'm using it going forward.
"Greatest of all presidents," folks. Said it himself.
"I may not be much, but I'm all I think about."
~ Jerry Blank, Strangers With Candy
AWESOME! Colbert makes me happy.
Trump and his Twitter account is like R.Kelly with a video camera, they just don't wanna put it down...
Well said sir
And it damns them. But their sickness is in control...
I was hoping Gooliani would never come back - bummer.....
Me: Barely texts 3x a day
45: Tweets like a tween...
Me: Ok Boomer - NOT ...lol.. jK #OrangeTrashPanda
The phrasing of that North Korean threat to call him "Dotard" again makes me think of the French Knights in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. "Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!"
And trump said am not watching the impeachment and he is so much busy BUT he can tweet 100000000 n weekend ffs.
The new best "Nile" joke!
I’m so glad our president is using his time so wisely
That de Nile joke is something I had to research... well done Steve, well done.
Lol urbandictionary: Dotard - A cross species between on Orangutan and an Oompa Loompa. 🤣
Omg 😂 thanks
About Rudy Giuliani: Scou-bidou-bidou... like the French song of the 60's.
Stephen you are so funny!!
Dang millennials and their phones...
The SMARTEST SHOW EVER!!!! Love it!!!! 👏👏👏
This guy has absolutely has nothing better to or does he?
? You mean his job? Man, you can't please you republicans. Always hollering that Democrats don't work, but mad when they do. Make up your mind, Russia!
@@JBond-zf4dj I think he was referring to Trump.
@@JBond-zf4dj lol a lil quick to the trigger ace
Farken edit, lazy dotard.
Honestly, I can't tell anymore.
Unfortunately, what is going on is no better than "internal affairs" investigating any police incident regarding the wrong doing of said public service person. That being said, on with the show?
If you think Trump isn't insane..
"the time when we cannot but call him a 'dotard' again may come" lmao
Those pronouns were perfect!
3:19 I would have gone with, "marionette master whose evil puppet turned on him."
3:05 I was really hoping for an “I fart in your general direction” 😊
3:39 what just happened? That's the look I get on my face when I realise I went to work without pants again
Called him a dotard! Lmao rofl lol
Personally I'm never sure if those mocked up photos are by his supporters or people mocking him. Which I think is interesting.
RE: picture of Giuliani- isn't that the melt-y villain from Raiders of the Lost Ark?
No. That role’s taken by Mick Mulvaney.
Not saying Colbert needs to run, but goddamnit I want someone who can deliver wordcraft like he can
The Daily Shows Drumpf Tweets museum should be interesting to visit. Congress should go visit it to get ad ideas.
Up Shits Creek - When North Korea is making more sense than Trump.
Rudis face however almost got all my coffee all over the place, just a split second glance but too funny.
Colbert forgot to mention another (possible) difference between Rocky and Trump.
Rocky knows how to use an umbrella.
How much are WE PAYING,..
FOR THIS CLOWNS DATA PACKAGE 😬
I bet the NK English curriculum is better than the US’s.
4:09 *Guiliani states that he tries hard to do legal things*
*I guess the question would be, "how many times have you failed"?*
Personally, this North Korea stuff is quite freaky.
if i tweeted 105 times when I'm supposed to be working I'd be fired.
I, Myself and Me... Always the three of him... Trumpitrumpel LOL
Question is from someone living outside the US,.....does your President actually work????
He works hard embarrassing our Country he is a complete idiot
No. But he tweets like a teenager and has played golf for almost a year of his presidency at huge cost to taxpayers.
Well there is a few million of US citizens that believe he has restored greatness to America So hard to believe that anyone gets all wet believing the lies and lack of anything remotely intelligent about this imbecile
Great monologue! Trump is too busy texting to do his job! SAD! Trump's tiny little fingers and hands must be exhausted!
2:53 - They really poured through the thesaurus for this one. ;)