This feels like when you’re playing a game as a child and you give yourself a lightsaber and someone else gives themselves a sword that can cut through lightsabers.
Technically speaking, considering a lightsaber is most definetely a sort of plasma. any solid matereal able to withstand the heat for more than a moment should go through unhindered and cut the person behind.
@@T0NI_ I have my search engines set up so I can search magic cards directly in my address bar. so even if they aren't prepared, grabbing the card picture can be really fast if Noah has a similar setup
@@FerunaLuteloui don't think they are- I'm pretty sure the voices are from a real time call that's going on as he does stuff in the slideshow. I assume he also has his screen shared so everyone can see and react
@random1744 we know he does In the one with small anticipation and jreg they have a convo about a bunch of stuff that happens off camera(him adding board spaces) with the comment of something like, "so this is what we don't see" or something
@@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle also like >not liking a character = toxic >no argument so i check who the opposition is subscribed to and attempt to pull a gotcha classic shitthia coomers
Good game format. Establishes that the rules are absurd so everything can be dynamic. Reminds me of role-playing fights back in the day and saying "you can't godmode".
Noah's increasingly unhinged gameshow is very enthralling content, I'll have you know. Looking forward to the next one where the contestants design the game as it's played and Noah wins when it's finished
This is the content I subscribe for. You took 3 MtG creators and had them play "nothing - the board game" and by the end they were 12yr Olds playing juvenile DnD. Truly art.
Rapidly approaching the point where you actually have to be a neurosurgeon in order to be considered middle class. Actually this game feels a lot like real life. You make choices, and whether they matter or not is up to interpretation.
I like how he invited mtg players to a game and it only had... like three mtg bits in it, with two of them being a final notes and third appearing for like a two seconds. Amazing content, can't wait for more!
Just a good old fashioned Magic: the Gathering game like they don't do it anymore!! All the kids playing non formats like Commandeer should watch this!!
The design of the game is perfect, its nonsense from the start but not so off the rails that it instantly becomes chaos, loved it and will absolutely force friends to partake
I ended up making a board game like Noah’s to play as a drinking game with my friends and it was a complete success since 2 of them threw up before the game finished. They asked me to make another so thank you so much Noah!
Okay, having watched a few videos on this channel, I've realize that this is just "Calvinball: the youtube channel". Which is amazing. More games should be Calvinball.
This is like when i was a kid in elementary, playing yugi oh cards in which noone knew any rule and we just made shit up and the coolest looking monster would always win.
At this point you have just become an absolute jedi master at using Google Slides. It's obviously impressive. Secondly, as a teacher I have subjected many a student to this exact online spinning wheel. I hear its plunky sfx in my dreams.
I Absolutely loved this, them just slowly figuring out that they can do whatever in the hell they want till it's just "oh this game is a joke, I get it now"
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This feels like when you’re playing a game as a child and you give yourself a lightsaber and someone else gives themselves a sword that can cut through lightsabers.
"I have power infinity"
"Well I have power infinity plus one"
Technically speaking, considering a lightsaber is most definetely a sort of plasma. any solid matereal able to withstand the heat for more than a moment should go through unhindered and cut the person behind.
@@lennartstockl5826 Force fields
@@gerald2508 Then you just need to cut through the force fields too.
Playing tag:
'tag!'
'I was in time out'
'time outs are banned'
'I quit'
5 mins later
'Im playing again'
I like how these slowly devolve into the worst pen and paper rpg possible: „Can we rob the bank with the velociraptors and a tank?“
Best, you mean.
i swear thoses security guards are the 3 Big guys from JoJo Part 2, poor tank tho-
The worst RPGs aren't fun.
@@Murkniumthe pillar men?
@@somepvpguy69
*pillars_mens_theme.mp3*
What's funny to me is that Thoralf could have literally just said "go to slide 17" at 13:06 and would've won instantly
imagine xDDD
"I would like to go to slide 17"
"Congratulations you win"
[Everyone else] "wtf"
He also could've just said 16 or 18 and had someone else win too.
Where did it say that wins?
@@klyxes it just works.
I love how he asked the mindless man-eating velociraptor for a job, and then it gave him a job lmfao.
nat 20 be like that
actually it was just a 50/50 but with Noah, it doesn't really matter
He heeded his grandparent's advice and just walked in and asked for a job. It really is that easy.
@@DoABarrelRol1l I wish it were that easy when I ask for a job. Where is my velociraptor to employ me?
@@drunkfarmer5106 You just have to put down the boba tea and avocado toast and read a book
@@DoABarrelRol1l Guess it's just the Boba Tea because I'm not a fan of avocado.
I like how the contestants started buying Noah and the line borders on the shop. They understood the assignment
Surely you mean the Shoup.
Which they also bought.
@Rurtanar And sold for 10^50
@@Bennyboi789 of which they used 49 of them and ended up with $10
carl’s family just being the sinnoh elite 4 is great, good on you game master
i was trying to remember which region it was, thanks for reminding me
Seeing as that means he got to marry Cynthia, *IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME*
@@Zevox144 Wait hold on it's his wife... Sooo... Wait a second... 🤨
@@ChrstnaB ‘34 of them
I feel deeply ashamed I didn't clock that until this comment. Off to the velociraptor pit with me.
best quote:
"i would like to become a vampire and bite jaiman"
jaiman:" that sounds like 2 actions"
fair enough
And then he remembered cleansing Ray because God knows why
I mean the rules are the rules
This truly is a game of skill watching Noah kill it in slideshow for 22 minutes straight
I love that a certain point they stop caring about rolls and start just saying where they want to land
also i loved that the ring served NO purpose and carl basically died for nothing
This is a game of skill afterall
@@tobipickleeveryone thought it was tempting them with its power meanwhile it was just a suicide prevention accessory
I like how the content has gone full circle and made it all the way back to being magic the gathering.
Carl was so brave and kind, giving Jamin his shield, taking the burden of the ring that tempted Thoralf, and sliding into the volcano.
i like how even though he keeled over and died he was still in the game
Okay but now I really wanna see Noah DM a ttrpg campaign. "Roll a wisdom saving throw" made me laugh too hard.
Yes skip the foreplay of Noah's games and just GM a ttrpg session at this point.
Omg yes!
It's basically D&D, but all the D20 are replaced with coinflips and wheels.
Whats a wisdom saving throw?
@@Horziniclaobviously it saves your wisdom
Love the rules. This should be a full TV show
what rules
@@litlc rule 1 this is a game of skill
@@MrRedpanda2442 and creativity
Imagine 2am on adult swim
That actually does sound like a good show (3 random participants per show are put into the same game, that changes depending on what they do)
There is something so sinister about the phrase "Family: 5/5" at the very first scoreboard
I think its funny that it seems like he has all the images and clip art ready for any random thing the players may try to do.
he doesn't have them all, you can hear him typing for some. but it is crazy how many he does have prepared
@@turtles10 I was shocked that he had both the vampire card and the cleansing ray card ready lmao
@@T0NI_ I have my search engines set up so I can search magic cards directly in my address bar. so even if they aren't prepared, grabbing the card picture can be really fast if Noah has a similar setup
The video is heavily cut. And most of those cuts is him searching for the images lol
noah is actually so good at slideshows lmao why does he know every keybind on slides
Cuz his videos are just slideshows with a voice recording over it.
@@FerunaLutelou I mean.. that would do it yeah. Works
@@FerunaLutelou what
@@FerunaLuteloui don't think they are- I'm pretty sure the voices are from a real time call that's going on as he does stuff in the slideshow. I assume he also has his screen shared so everyone can see and react
@random1744 we know he does In the one with small anticipation and jreg they have a convo about a bunch of stuff that happens off camera(him adding board spaces) with the comment of something like, "so this is what we don't see" or something
The fact he just had the hat ready is funny to me
Yeaa i wonder how he knew, maybe he informed him beforehand to ask for a hat 😂
I love how Carl’s family is just the gen 4 Pokémon elite 4 and champion 😂
Carl is married to Cynthia, he won before the game even started.
@@PinkReaper1>shitthia
lol no he didnt
@@TsukiStuffs why am I not surprised that the critical role fan is being toxic for no reason
@@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle i mean im hardly a fan ive watched em a little bit they're kinda neat
@@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle also like
>not liking a character = toxic
>no argument so i check who the opposition is subscribed to and attempt to pull a gotcha
classic shitthia coomers
Good game format. Establishes that the rules are absurd so everything can be dynamic. Reminds me of role-playing fights back in the day and saying "you can't godmode".
'i have a shield your lightsaber doesn't hurt me'
What are you talking about? This is clearly a game of skill.
I can't believe you got the cardmarket people to participate in this, amazing content
They came back for seconds
Noah's channel has skyrocketed and actually has more subscribers than Cardmarket now 😲
Noah's increasingly unhinged gameshow is very enthralling content, I'll have you know.
Looking forward to the next one where the contestants design the game as it's played and Noah wins when it's finished
That is a surprisingly good idea.
I‘d pprefer the gameshow becoming increasingly unfinity.
16:43 - I love that because of how exponents work, that bomb cost 90% of his total cash.
This also means that when he bribed the guard with 10^48 of his 10^49 dollars he actually should have still had about 9.9 x 10^49 money left
@@trickstertwister61210^49 = 10*10^48, so the bribe costed 10% of his wealth
I was incredulous at the lack of Vaporeon in the shop until I saw the bank. Good for Vaporeon!
She's moving up!
And down. And up. And down.
I love how it began as a semblance of a game but became complete chaos by the end
I love how Carl never got a job again.
I mean he did get a job from the velociraptor but then ...
NO WAY noah becoming the most famous magic youtuber without even ever playing magic in his video
This is the content I subscribe for. You took 3 MtG creators and had them play "nothing - the board game" and by the end they were 12yr Olds playing juvenile DnD. Truly art.
Jamin's strats were astronomical all game. He totally deserved the win. Carl's sacrifice was heartbreaking
This went from babys first board game to dnd real quick.
Rapidly approaching the point where you actually have to be a neurosurgeon in order to be considered middle class.
Actually this game feels a lot like real life.
You make choices, and whether they matter or not is up to interpretation.
You know it's gonna be a wild time when three guys whose job it is to break metas get recruited
they definitely tried asking some things differently than other contestants, it was fun to see it
I like how the nature of goofy games is to always go back to Calvinball.
Goes from 'Game of life' to 'Lord of the Rings Fanfic' to 'Woah Cleansing Ray decided the game?' real quick
I like how he invited mtg players to a game and it only had... like three mtg bits in it, with two of them being a final notes and third appearing for like a two seconds. Amazing content, can't wait for more!
Just a good old fashioned Magic: the Gathering game like they don't do it anymore!! All the kids playing non formats like Commandeer should watch this!!
The design of the game is perfect, its nonsense from the start but not so off the rails that it instantly becomes chaos, loved it and will absolutely force friends to partake
The fact Jamin actually remembered that specific card at the end GOLD
I'm never gonna be able to recover from Carl's sacrifice
The CardMarket boys truly are able to roll with anyone.
And they were complete naturals at this game
These were my favorite guests so far. Sad to see the entire raptor family absolutely decimated 😢
“You now have to make a wisdom saving throw”
The way I LAUGHED
So this is dnd, isn't it?
Basically
Yup. This is basically it
I ended up making a board game like Noah’s to play as a drinking game with my friends and it was a complete success since 2 of them threw up before the game finished. They asked me to make another so thank you so much Noah!
This is just D&D but with less dice and a super railroading DM
The fact I cared way more about the velociraptors than any of the families.. rip my boys, gone too soon but always in our hearts
You don't have enough land to play cleansing ray
There's something bizarrely funny about buying an item and he asks "What do you want it to do?"
"you guys are competing against each other by the way"
*Proceeds to work together*
😂
4:30
Jamin first person to actually get bonked by a vaporeon.
That integral was 1/2 the antiderivative was x^2/2 so it would be 1/2 - 0 or just 1/2
If you went around the board 420 times you'd land at the income after "Health"
I love how quickly they accept that they can just ask for anything and get it most of the time
this is the best game
short of the "f*k you" way of moving around the board, it's perfect
I feel this is how DND should be played. On a slideshow throwing out random stuff.
This has been a ride, the guys are a great sport and roll perfectly with the flow
I love how Carl's family is just the elite 4 of gen 4
Great rules, must have been a pain to follow them all consistently
Noah and CardMarket crossover, awesome!
I want a google slides tutorial from this guy
Okay, having watched a few videos on this channel, I've realize that this is just "Calvinball: the youtube channel". Which is amazing. More games should be Calvinball.
I love when the players fully lean into the nonsese. Hope you make more of these, they are wildly entertaining
This quickly went from Game of Life to Turn-bsed RPG to full-on D&D
This is like when i was a kid in elementary, playing yugi oh cards in which noone knew any rule and we just made shit up and the coolest looking monster would always win.
Dinosaurs hit with an atomic bomb, Carl should’ve gotten a shit ton of godzillas
I dont know if he edits out retrieving the assets like the slide, or if Noah just has all this stuff on hand
This channel should honestly be called gaveshow the Noah
If I was playing I would have deleted my character and become the character in the inventory space lol
I love how they all just instinctively thought that they needed to buy the ring and throw it in a volcano
This was so far improvised that it could have been too much, but you managed to execute it perfectly. Well done!
I like how he switched to german 20:10
My favorite part is hearing the cheers after every wheel spin, there's one voice toward the end that goes "WHOW!" that I really like
"Are you going to pay back that loan?" "No"
"you're not making a deal with the devil, you have to deal with the devil"
I was expecting someone to ask to close the Chrome window tbh; but really good show you got dude!
That must be some atomic bomb to cost one-hundred quindecillion dollars
That nuke cost him 9/10 of his money
Jamin turning into the Knight chess piece to attack fucking killed me holy shit
Yo this man is so creative how does he keep coming up with this stuff 😮🤣!
I’ve been binging both Magic the Noah and Cardmarket so stumbling upon this video has made my day lol
Very cool how in the end of all this organized chaos, this contest between Magic card experts was actually settled by a knowledge of Magic cards
I'm really loving these gameshows! Keep up the great work
Yo the ending was absolute perfection 😂😂😂
“You now have to make a wisdom saving throw” proceeds to flip a coin
"You fail"
that final move at the end though, what a play to cast cleansing ray, I would have never thought of that
I don't even watch your other content, but these gameshows are fucking awesome
Thoralf's voice gives me life unlike the child he killed to save money
this feels like dnd, with a gamemaster that will allow anything as long as it allows entertainment
this goes from "flamingos???" to "i would like to jump in the volcano with the ring. AVENGE ME!"
At this point you have just become an absolute jedi master at using Google Slides. It's obviously impressive. Secondly, as a teacher I have subjected many a student to this exact online spinning wheel. I hear its plunky sfx in my dreams.
I love these asinine games! I sincerely hope you keep doing them, they're so fun to watch!
"this game takes place in america"
"there's now a velociraptor on the board"
I Absolutely loved this, them just slowly figuring out that they can do whatever in the hell they want till it's just "oh this game is a joke, I get it now"
This is amazing, especially with the boys playing along without questioning 😂
Here I thought the last 2 couldnt be beaten, but this is a masterpiece
This is the best!!! 🤣 Seriously guys, you should do a part 2.
Such skills displayed in this video. I'm in awe !!
I think over time this game just becomes dungeons and dragons
20:11 "MEIN SCHATZ!" 😂
My favorite part was when the velociraptor gave him a job.
You guys are amazing. Keep being awesome, Noah.