【ASMR】 Alastor gets his revenge on you「Alastor x Listener Audio」
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- Опубликовано: 10 апр 2024
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"I wouldnt do anythi..- *SLAP* "HAH-"
@@mokisanlovemelanieheheJumpscare~ my dude
It scared the hell out of me😂
Even before I even watched the video I looked at the comments and saw this and honestly died
@@Kylie_loves_you LOL
Alastor’s definitely the kind of guy to point and go “HA!” after he did something mischievous. He prob also holds his microphone to his mouth so that “HA” is louder.
CANON, IM HIS DEAD MAMA (guys please don’t cancel me-/j)
@@cathedral7381 MAMA HARTFELT! GMME THE RECIPE TO YOUR JAMBALAYA
🤣👌✨
@@cathedral7381📸📸📸📸📸📸📸
@@cathedral7381 Ma, Do you rember that jambalaya recipe? I’m trying to cook it for alastor to stop screaming at Angeldust
"Oh, you were seeing if I had a tail"
Me: No. I was seeing if you actually had a flat a*s-
Dam
He probably do ngl
@@user-my4bq1fp1d I'm 90% sure he has no a$$ so we probably smacked pieces of paper 😂
According to Vox it's a triangle so-
@@ShutUpBob_ ofc Vox would know, he literally has a body pillow of al 😂
His verrry lower back
Alastor: "That's the one I and Viv will never tell!"
Me: VIV, GET OVER HERE AND CONFORM THE THEORY BEFORE I LOSE IT!!!!!
timestamp??
@@octavia-_qv 1:13
@Hazbin_Simps1947 ty!
HELLO AGAIN POOKIEE
@@Jud1th_Fand0m UR A WIZARD HARRY
“I’m not going to do any- *slaps ass* HAHA!! REVENGE!!
Fr
Alastor’s smack was so loud I think it would hurt really bad😭😭😭
STOPPPPP. The ending 🤣😂 "you touched my cheek, i destroyed yours"
FRR😂😂
Its Like With Me and my Crush Where You Broke My Heart! I Break Yours!
@@Kaia_GlamrockBalloraTanjiro *Reached into your chest, pulls out your chest, and snaps your heart in half.*
@@whywouldyoudothat1346 ...BRUH
@@Kaia_GlamrockBalloraTanjiro Dude I add tone indicators and y'all still don't get it!
It's as JOKE that's what "/j" means!
Alastor: You'll never find out.
Me: Bet.
Me: bet we found out when we walked in on u naked
Al: …
7:08 “I wouldn’t do anyth- HAH“ MY EYES WIDEN SO FAST HELP
Awoop jumpscare
✨Awoop✨Jumpscare✨
@@AngelinaValdez-ki9uf we starting an Awoop jumpscare chain?
Me: bish I am 💀garnet💀
3:04 He know the No-No Square.
I was laughing at this so hard when he said this LMAO 💀🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
He sounds like such a baby 😳🤣
Ikr I started laughing and btw I’m watching the boys rn so it’s so funny
😂LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
(0:45) Alastor: Why are you looking at my *BUTT,* my dear?
Me: **proceeds to laugh for the rest of the video (because I'm very immature when it comes to butt jokes)**
Bro same😂
Same 💀
Head cannon
After this alastor sent his shadow to smack listener ass at random times a day
HAH I'M FLAT
Alastor: Why are you staring at my butt?
Me: (Literally staring at Charlie beating the life out of Valentinhoe) 👁️👄👁️
(Edit: Ty you all for the likes!! :3)
Real
Valenthoe always got me✊🦋
reaaaaaaaaaal
Vox would definantly watch these
You know, this brings me back to a question I've been pondering. You know how in that drawing Vox made of Alastor, it says his ass is triangular? I'm probably overthinking it, but is it just something he says to mock his appearance, or does he actually know that it's triangular? If it's the latter, I have further questions.
@@RedRose99975💀💀💀
I think vox knows💀
And the fact that Vox has a body pillow of Alastor (AND had a crush on Alastor)
Bro got good taste in men
That 'Huzzah!' was too fluffing cute tho!
7:53 “you touch my cheek I destroy yours” what if I said I like that
LMFAO FR
R.i.p our @ss’s 😔
Alastor: no no don’t touch me there this is my no no square
No no don't touch me there *I just repeat it*😂😂😂😂😂
This is my no no square
No no don't touch- *someone is watching and scream*
this meme is so old and ancient like alastor 😂😂
Squeeze Alastor's but
Alastor: You have permanently caused something that you’re going to regret
*Gets ad*
Me: FUUUUU-
HELP THAT HAPPENED TO ME AS I WAS READING THIS COMMENTTTT
SAME 😭😂
THIS HAPPENED TO ME TOO
THAT HAPPENED WHILE I READ THIS
SAME 😭
0:25 *"GYAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT"*
What gyat? he has none..his bum is thinner then paper
OH NOO LOL-
Lmfaooooo
No he get a flat A$$
😭🙏
Please do one where we manage to steal his mic staff
Omg that would be so sillyyy
YES PLS🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
THISSS
7:52 that's crazyy 💀
Nah I was like "bet 😩" 💀
Oh ok
Alastor: *slaps ass*
Me: *critical hit*
(One like equals one prayer for our bum 😔🙏)
Nothing can cure your bum AHA 💀
@@Alastor1TheRadioDemonmy bum is officially destroyed BECAUSE OF YOU
@@JIZELLE_M.POOKIE too bad so sad 💅🤫
@@Alastor1TheRadioDemon I deserve justice for my bum 😡
@@JIZELLE_M.POOKIE eeeehhhh no. :) no such thing as justice in helllll!
Al: no no no no no…
Me: stop saying no
Al: no
Me: ahhhh
I legit saw the title of this video and got flashbacks…… 3:48 he cracked his knuckles! Oh lord I’m gonna need ice
3:05 “no no square”
“no no don’t touch me there, this is my no no square”
sorry it just reminded me of that song😭
My deer why are you looking at my butt? Deer?
I feel Like the wife who is being cheeky with her husband, and i Love it
Agreed
Truth...
Same
Alastor: You touched the no no Square 😱
Me:What 😅
omg i read this before i heard it and i thought you were making a joke noooooo DX
THE GASP-😭
Bro was flabbergasted
@@rebunicornshorts7450 FRFRRR
1:22 HIS GASP IS SO CUTW
Very cutw indeed
Morphy feeding us TONITE
Me: Alastor, im sorry..I WAS LOOKING FOR YOUR TAIL- DONT SLAP ME- *gets slapped* OW WHAT DID I DO?!
It just kept cracking me up with the different ways Alastor was about to say I a smacked his butt, but then him smacking mine scared the crap out of me and the "man I'm good" made me laugh. I'm not too sure I could take me or him seriously with half the things he says XD
7:05 that shit was too personal 😭🤚🏽
FR😭🙏
"wouldn't do anything- HAH!!!" you wouldn't believe how strong my laugh was
Alastor: I wouldn’t do anythin- HAH 😇😇
"Oh..." SLAP *Runs away knowing dam well im bouta die* "HAHA"
You know what they say
Me: All Toasters, toast, toast!
Welcome back everyone!☆
1:23 IM CRYING
Me be like*oooo tail"yank and run"i touched the tail!!!✨✨*thats got to be a asmr one day XD
8:04 again, i love the sighsss
I need one where we're the dominant, like imagine if we pin him against the wall and kiss him and he won't understand why does he like it, like THIS IS A NEED
UP UP UP
YES OMFG
IF I DONT GET VIV TO CONFIRM THIS (ASMR OF US PETTING HIS TAIL WILL BE NON EXISTENT IF ITS NOT CONFIRMED) IM GONNA LITERALLY TURN INTO A DAMN BUTTERFLY
The fact that I read it ass 'Butt-eerfly'💀
CLICKED FASTER THAN MY DAD LEAVING.
I. SEE. YOU. EVERYWHERE.
CLICKED FASTER THAN MY MOM BEATING ME
thank you Morphy for feeding me today, I will patiently wait for the next Alastor x listener ❤️ love you from Italy
IM READY FOR THIS ONE
Yayyy new Alastor😻😻
NO NO DONT TOUCH ME THERE THIS IS MY NO NO SQUARE 🗣️🔥
But your tail is the cutest thing in the whole damn world!!
GIRL. ☠️🙏
GIRL. ☠️🙏
You should do one where someone tries to touch us or talk to us and Alastor tells them to back off and the 2nd Time he tells them to back off he kills them or something cuz in one of ur Alastor asmr he did say “the second time wont be so great” pleaseeeeeeeeeeee
plssss that sounds so good
OOOOOH Yes!!!!! Please
Bro the most embarrassing thing just happened when I was sitting at my table doing school work (I’m home schooled) I opened my phone and my AirPods were not connected so it started playing out loud and my mom was in the next room 🤣💀😭😭😭
LMAO IM SO SORRY. THATS literally so embarrassing, and I’ve experienced things very similar so I understand 😭 I’m homeschooled as well 🤣
Thanks my mom didn’t say anything she just looked at me strange 🤣
@@JyosellaJames-dc2cr lol! I don’t know what’s better… the look of suspicion, or her saying something 💀
I never tell her I watch hazbin or helluva cuz there ment for adults but we’re a Christian family and the show (hazbin hotel) is literally about redemption and second chances so that’s my opinion
I think it was worse that she didn’t say anything about it tho 😂💀
funny quotes from alastor "when you put your palm on my rump" and " my dear basically I'm going to punish you for laying a finger on my bum my buttock my keer how dare you" had me laughing so hard
📸 GUESS WHAT, IM BACK BOI
📸
📸
"HAH!!!" 👹 revenge
7:06 ow 😣
Oh hey! Could ya maybe do a reverse comfort alastor one? I would love to comfort him :D. Of course you women have to! Just suggesting!
Yes, we need a normal, not perverted/simp/idk anything else that's bad Alastor
thank you once again morphy hoping you having a nice morning so far ! ❣️
"How deer you!"
I think that 😂😂
"That's a secret for i and Viv"
I’m a simple person. I see Alastor, I click 😄
1:18 hah hah hah hah haaaah.. ah..... *GASSPP* 😨
Revenge? On me??? What did I do, radio daddy~
EMILY?!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE EMILY
E-emily?!
YO CHILL😱
Emily what the fu...
“you touched the no no square…” THAT HAD ME LAUGHING 3:04
Me absolutely dieing whenever he says ‘ass’ or anything that could mean that lol
Alastor: HA I got you my dear I got you! HUZZA!
me:huzza my a**
Can you do one where we snap at Alastor?
I NEED ONE OF DOUMA LIKE THAT
Now I need ice
CHARLIEEE
GUESS WHOS BACK FROM JAILLL
every time he calls his butt something I laugh my a## off🤣
Again, I had to do another double take on these thumbnail titles.
I think Morphy knows what I do at chai….
oh no...pack ur bags we are going in a box floating down the river with grandma...the fbi can't knoww
SHOW ME THE TAIL ALASTOR 👁️👁️
👀👀👀
morphy I have a suggestion, please do alastor hits you with a pan asmr 🙏
I SECOND THIS STATEMENT🙋🏻🍳‼️
Bro i was watching another video, then i saw this in my feed and quite literally stared in confusion for 20 seconds straight
0:12 Yeah but what does the nickname he gave us mean? I mean, english it's not my first language and i'm a bit confused 🥲
Finally mentioning the tail! Hehe!
7:09
JUMPSCARE😧
Phones and computers on the counter everybody.. even the back-ups.. 💀
...... *runs away* NO
Alastor : oh deer did you just slap my ass
Me : yes and I will do it again😊
To be honest worth it
Yeeey a new Alastor asmr😀
First!!!!! Live laugh love the Alastor content!!!
Future me, is there a "great moogly woogly" in this video?
I woke up to this ✋💀
0:50 no💀
Alastor: Ima Get My Revenge on you my Deer Me: NOPE! Go Get Revenge On Meh Crush Instead For Breaking My HEART INSTEAD!!! 💔
*Slap* "HAHA! REVENGE" made me fall off my chair
And no I'm not ok, my friend made me watch this
I had to take a double take on that thumbnail 💀 i had to literally put on my glasses to see what it said 💀💀💀💀
The way I already knew that was what he was gonna ask and how he would ask it 😂😂😂😂and I still screamed, died and laughed my ass off all at once
😂 love it omg love it so much
SCREAMING.. 1:27 THE GASP 💀💀
"him talking about his tail for a second) (while my demon form is a fox I CAN EAT YAH)
Your staring!! It caught me off guard 😂😂
0:45 why are you lookin at my…BUTT.
I love these 😂
Everybody, phone on the counter..mine included
NOO WHY- 😭
OMG 😂😂😂 HES SO GOOFY😭😭😭
No no square is crazy
(I was laughing my ass off*
FOUL LANGUAGE 1:35
Ok