0:34 my dear count: 5 (I’ll be updating every minute) 1:34 my dear count: 10 2:35 my dear count: 15 So if we’re going based on the fact it’s 5 a minute, by the time the end of the video happens it will be 35-40 my dears. Okay bye I need sleep. 3:27 BAD ALASTOR BAD HOW DID YOU KNOW WHAT WE WANTED!? TIME OUT CORNER >:[
@@Kok1chi_0uma Thx lol . . . this was my first time counting it but now I've learned to go through the video multiple times because I keep getting distracted and forgetting whether I counted the "My dear" he just said 😂
It's great because I just started watching these kinds of videos like about two hours ago and then I come across this recent upload… Hell yes. Literally 🔥 U are catering to a specific clientele. Let me know if you do anything completely explicit/spicy, other than that this will do 😻
Alastor Never Fails To Remind Us Of How Much "We Have Fallen For Him" (Which Is Factual Information, Yes.) But Not Once Have I Heard Him Say He's "Fallen For Us" Or An "I Love You"... Or Even A Kiss!! (Ig We R Just Entertainment)
I'm pretty sure me falling for you is more trouble for you than me...I don't let go... And the last guy who played with my heart... Disappeared. I was 13... Edit: however...you might be equally attached..or bonded by soul itself..
@@ihaveaholenotapole Ah, quite a contagious disease I must say! Specifically stage 4lastor of Simpitus is extremely common…but hey man welcome to the club :,D
@@somerandompersonfromtheint6902 Extremely true! Sadly I have been diagnosed with Sony TV simpitus too! The doctors are unsure whether my case is treatable or not- I agree! -The people around me are in pure denial, "it's just a phase!" They say. I have told the Doctor's not to tell anyone of my Simpitus. I am sadly on stage 99 of the disease, medical professions recon I'm on the brink off 100. I'm trying to stay strong, but the fog of hot men are closing in.
Little bit of criticism. Maybe instead of saying "My dear" all the time, change it up a bit with "Dearest" or "My little Doe", or something. Otherwise the rest is very good.
Love it so much!! But it would be really cool to hear him actually ASK us if we consent to uit torture, ngl, its hot, buuuuuttt yk, does Alastor have feelings..?😮
"My Dear" Count: 42 times.
(I did this with friends and they were mortified as I got excited everytime he said it 😭)
I would be too😰
Alastor: "don't believe me? Maybe i should show you~"
Me: WHAT😨😨😨😨😨😨
I WAS FLABERGASTED
@@AshleyFairyyy ME TO😨
Please, I don’t want to find out
THAT'S CRAZY😨😨😨😨😨
I SHAT LITERAL BRICKS
Al: Daddy likey, daddy likey a lot.~~
Me: wtf, Al. *while very red in the face* XD
I know right.. XD XD....
💀😭💀😭💀💀
Me in 15 secs✨
2:15 is to you
Alastor: Though it is quite big my dear..😏
Me: EXCUSE ME?😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨
Agreed I was disturbed as well
I WATCH THESE JUST TO TORTURE MYSELF. 😭💀
@@ihaveaholenotapole ARE YOU SPYING ON ME?! THATS WHAT I DO TOO- 😭
@@M0thernatur3 GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE 🤑
“Why don’t I show you?~” *gets mid roll Burger King ad*
I got an add for the bible 💀💀💀
@@SerialDesignationRavyn that's anxiety
Amazing**
I couldnt stop laughing lol byw i have premium so haha 😭
@@SerialDesignationRavynWAITWAITWAIT-
We need more Alastor asmr. Thank you for feeding me🙇🏻♀️
I really enjoy these they make my day we totally need more alastor teasing us
I second this statement:>
5:53 "daddy likey daddy likey"
😂😭
Alastor: “I am quite big down there my dear~”
Me: “…prove it”
My brain: “Damn it! Why did I say that?!”
I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT MY DEAR~"
*alastor fangirling *
HE LIKES SEEING YOU SUFFER ARE YOU REALLY OK WITH THAT!?
0:34 my dear count: 5
(I’ll be updating every minute)
1:34 my dear count: 10
2:35 my dear count: 15
So if we’re going based on the fact it’s 5 a minute, by the time the end of the video happens it will be 35-40 my dears. Okay bye I need sleep.
3:27 BAD ALASTOR BAD HOW DID YOU KNOW WHAT WE WANTED!? TIME OUT CORNER >:[
We stan praise Alastor🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐
Fr
Al: ”It does put a smile on my face my dear!”
Me: ”You literally smile 24/7…”
I GOT A THERAPY AD BEFORE THIS 😭
I DID TOO THATS CRAZY
0:30 during black history month is wild
I think he was in the segregation era while he was alive so i-
I CRIED
@Comeherekitten he died in the early 1930s fym, he was probably pretty young like 30 yrs old when he died
Also if anyone doesn't get it, it's a reference to a show
I saw this 2 minutes after posting... and fell asleep to it😭
4:45 IM SORRY 😳
7:16 😍😍
we need more alastor. ❤❤
I walked in on you changing *once*... *ONCE*
😭😭
"My dear" count: 42
Actually 42… lol
@@Kok1chi_0uma Thx lol . . . this was my first time counting it but now I've learned to go through the video multiple times because I keep getting distracted and forgetting whether I counted the "My dear" he just said 😂
the fear when i realized my headphones weren't plugged in
This is Relatable.
I fell soooooo bad for u like what???
I wish i had a dollar every time he said 'my dear'
It was just my birthday. oh my gosh. Thanks for making me get flustered.
Drinking game y’all…drink one shot for every time he says “my dear”
Heck nah I’m not going to the hospital due to alcohol overdose
tahst 40 SHOTS!?
I did 45
Al for 8 minutes: laughing, laughing, laughing
Me: what's so funny??
thanks for the wonderful asmr, waiting for them with this demon
8 minutes of laughter!
I love his laugh ❤❤ please more alastor
It's so entertaining with him ☺️
"My deer"
WET AND ATTRACTED HELP
AH REVENGE
asexual king
i have fallen head over heels but not cuz this audio >:3
RADIO DADDY HELP
WOAH HE BIG??????? OH DAMN
*AGH THE FUCK YOU BROKE ME*
This whole Alastor series could be called “Alastor calls you ‘my dear’ for an 1 hour long”: a series.
Before I clicked on this I read the thumbnail and I thought it said ‘Getting Tased’ 😭😂
I love it
His laugh kills me ever time😂
5:04😂 why?!
My sister and I counted how many times he said “My Dear” with our fingers and toes, we ended up with 32
WTF is that profile picture
WHY IS HE THICC 😂😭
It's great because I just started watching these kinds of videos like about two hours ago and then I come across this recent upload… Hell yes. Literally 🔥 U are catering to a specific clientele. Let me know if you do anything completely explicit/spicy, other than that this will do 😻
And by "lmk if you do anything spicy" what I mean is "lmk if ur up for a commission" lmao
I love storylines!
To the people who count how much Alastor says “My Dear” in these type videos you’re the best
0:42 good fucking bye
BRO SCARED ME WHEN HIS VOICE GOT DEEP 😭😭
Mona Lisa approves 👌
Xd
I am literally so dry. I’m a fucking desert. mY dEaR~🤓
The amount of times I side eyed this video 💀💀💀
Love your videos
"IT is quiate big my dear~"
WHAT😰😭
By the way it’s my birthday tomorrow:) soo if you don’t mind can you wish me a happy birthday
Then i Wish you a happy birthday tomorrow 🫶🏻
Happy birthday tomorrow :D 🎉🎂
Happy early birthday pooks😮
Happy Birthday!🥳🥳🎂🎂
Happy early birthday
Alastor is making me blush!🤗🤗🤗🤗
Making your blush yes l know that!
THAS YO BROTHER YOU CLAIM WDYM 😭😭
Now that we got teasing, How about some Praising or Degrading? 😊
RIGHT LIKE PLEAAASE
This just mades my days 💞💕💞💓💕💞 LY!!!!
Ooh! What if Morphy made an Alastor x Listener but Alastor was teasing a blushy listener
Why did i read the tite as "being Tased by alastor"
I did too whoops🤣
I love alastor sm
Daddy likey😈 5:54
Day 11 of alastor putting lotion on our back
Thank you for this video! 😀🌹
alastor asmr audios except every time he says "my dear" you have to take a hit
Morphy really in his Hazbin Hotel era huh?😬😬😬😬😬
Honestly same tho 😂
beacuse people want alastor lmao
@@Achannel-qg4cz 🗣BEEN WAITING FOR THAT VOX AUDIO SINCE DAY 1🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥💥💥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸✨🤫🧏♂🧏♂🧏♂🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣‼‼‼‼‼
Alastor Never Fails To Remind Us Of How Much "We Have Fallen For Him" (Which Is Factual Information, Yes.)
But Not Once Have I Heard Him Say He's "Fallen For Us" Or An "I Love You"... Or Even A Kiss!! (Ig We R Just Entertainment)
ALASTOR PLEASE.ILL DO ANYTHING COOL IT WITH THE "MY DEAR'S"
This was fun and evil and sexy at the same time xD
Anytime a character cusses I get butterflies
Huh
I THOUGHT THE THUMBNAIL SAID "get tazed" 😭😭😭
Alastor enjoys kissing you
....... Ima have a talk with Angel for teaching al too much stuff....
I'm pretty sure me falling for you is more trouble for you than me...I don't let go... And the last guy who played with my heart... Disappeared. I was 13...
Edit: however...you might be equally attached..or bonded by soul itself..
The only thing I thought about when I was watching this was just "WHO CAN IT BE NOW⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ 🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷 WHO CAN IT BE NOW⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ 🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷" I'm not ok💀
WHO CAN IT BE NOW‼️ 🎷🎷🎷🎷
@@ENIQXX WHO CAN IT BE NOW⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ 🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷
I LITERALLY WATCH THESE ASMRS **JUST** TO SUFFER I SHIT LITERAL BRICKS WHILE LISTENING TO THESE AND READING COMMENTS 🎷🎷😭😭
32 times that he said “My dear”
(Idk if that’s right but that’s how much I counted)
Radio daddy 💀😭😭😭
Yes 💬❤❤❤❤❤❤
Ace King goes *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
IM SHITTING BRICKS 😭😭💀💀
YOU SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR FOR THAT ARE YOU OKAY 🧍
@@somerandompersonfromtheint6902 all good now 💪 got diagnosed with simpitus
@@ihaveaholenotapole Ah, quite a contagious disease I must say! Specifically stage 4lastor of Simpitus is extremely common…but hey man welcome to the club :,D
@@somerandompersonfromtheint6902 Extremely true! Sadly I have been diagnosed with Sony TV simpitus too! The doctors are unsure whether my case is treatable or not- I agree! -The people around me are in pure denial, "it's just a phase!" They say. I have told the Doctor's not to tell anyone of my Simpitus. I am sadly on stage 99 of the disease, medical professions recon I'm on the brink off 100.
I'm trying to stay strong, but the fog of hot men are closing in.
I love this sm!, btw, can you please make a Wally darling ASMR, i love him!!! You don't have to if you don't want to though
Omg, GUYS, he said something ither than "my dear"! Why is Nobody talking about this!?!?
3:54
I’m Japanese.
I can’t hear what he’s saying here.Just after “satisfy your “ 7:16
Could someone help me😭🙏
I'm sorry that my English is not good😢
彼は「エッチなニーズ」と言っています😭🙏
@@Lucifer_isking_.ofhell
わぁぁぁ！！！ありがとうございます！！！！まじ感謝です！！！！！！🫰💕💥💥💥
@@cujin8360 どういたしまして
Idk how to feel about this video :/
(I actually almost exploded into cake and confetti, thats a bad thing)
W
Hey Morphy can you do a vox x listener vox is from the vees by the way
🍿🍿🍿
Hey morphy can you do more enmu ASMRs
4:46 thank me later 👍
Moreee videos
Little bit of criticism. Maybe instead of saying "My dear" all the time, change it up a bit with "Dearest" or "My little Doe", or something. Otherwise the rest is very good.
This was very very yummy
Love it so much!! But it would be really cool to hear him actually ASK us if we consent to uit torture, ngl, its hot, buuuuuttt yk, does Alastor have feelings..?😮
I have no comment XDX.. I JUST SCREAMING.. FOR 10 HOURS STRAIGHT. .
I'm going to go to hell.
We need vox x listener
Morphy, I shall give you 10,000 bucks 💞
wjdjdididdj whaDJDIFJIFF
😨.
🤭🤭
In ONE MINUTE he said 'my dear' EIGHT SEPARATE TIMES
4:47 damn, I WANT PROOF- wait who said that
I can't believe you would do this 🐯🍞🙁🎙
7:15 damn.. No need to call me out tho
Guys, I might be wrong but I think he loves teasing us
Guys, I think he loves seeing us suffer (so disgusting)
2:51 ew