Yes please!!! And also since “my dear” is all Alastor seems to say Lucifer: (finds out about your contract with him) hey let me see that (smiles snaps voiding it then shreds the thing in front of Alastor hugs listener) mine! Kinda like Lucifer more not gonna lie
Alastor is asexual, *but* asexual people can still feel attraction, get in relationships, and even have (and enjoy sex) they just don't need it or feel attraction towards it, it's like a 'oh it's okay but idc either way' in some cases. Also, this is pretty in character because if you're a simp and watched the other vids in the series (like me) he mentions he likes to tease us but will never do anything NSFW.
*Alastor is asexual but also aromantic...he's canonically AroAce...unfortunately for most of his fans, Alastor feels neither sexual attraction nor platonic romantic attraction!!! 😞😢😭💔*
@@QueenPersephoneKore95aroace is still a spectrum and no Alastor is not aromantic, vivzie has confirmed it, please make some research before sayin something?????
@@meimiyamoto She's only really not said he's aroace for the sake of not hurting shippers feelings, Faustisse who used to work on the show had said in a stream that yes Viv had personally told her that he is indeed AroAce, and if you haven't noticed during the show and just his overall personality, he seems pretty sex repulsed to me. As well as the fact that I think that the whimpering, borderline moaning, and spanking can count as some kind of NSFW content.
Suggestion: [ASMR] Alastor tries not to call you “my dear” imagine the listener carrying around a jar that Alastor has to put a dollar in for every “my dear” he says, like a swear jar but instead for his habit of viewing us as his next meal of venison.
After watching many of these videos, I think I’ve come to the conclusion that Alastor’s catchphrases are “my deer”, “MOOGLY WOOGLY” and “you’re all mine”. I stand confirmed.👋
*Alastor:* «Do you love me, my dear?» *Me:* «If I'm honest, I love both you and Prince Stolas Goetia very much. Except you're aroace and he's gay, queer and he loves only Blitzø. Stolas see me olny like a dear friend. So I decided to agree to become Lucifer's new wife and queen since he was courting me the other week and since he's divorced and single.»
Aha im earlyish for once love this would love one of alastor and lucifer fighting over us and its just them mocking each other 😂 i love you work btw litrally one of the best ive come across ❤️
GOD- WHY DOES EVERYONE RUB IN THE FACT THAT I'M SHORT???? 😭 Yeh um- I'm 5'3- but... I stopped growing 😃 ALSO NOT THE CHARACTER AI AGAIN 💀💀 WE'VE ALREADY ESTABLISHED THE FACT THAT I WOULD BE DOWN THERE FOR THAT IN THE LUCI VID 😭😭
Nah he really said " but i will give you a kiss on the forehead cuz if i go any farther ima break my back" and that is the exact words that are gonna make him die😂
Okay but now i need to Alastor reacting to listener saying they think lucifer's actually cute (really just on my knees begging for another jealous alastor vid but i also just think itd be funny)
@@Okami_Amaterasu yupp i think it be more funny if both lucifer and alastor mock each other face to face while listener watching them as they fight who the best 😆
Just like another commenter said, can we PLEASE have Lucifer vs Alastor x Listener? Preferably if they're both jealous and want her all for themselves? I'm subscribing so fast just in case holy shit
!["Soo, There is Good News, and Bad News.." [Lucifer Morningstar ASMR/Audio Roleplay]](/img/1.gif)
Please WE NEED to have Lucifer VS Alastor × Listener!
Hearing Alastor mocking Lucifer made me instantly say "Shut up he might hear you!"🤣
YESSS, after hearing the Lucifer x Listener video and then this, we NEED that video Lucifer vs Alastor x Listener 😍
Yes please!!!
And also since “my dear” is all Alastor seems to say
Lucifer: (finds out about your contract with him) hey let me see that (smiles snaps voiding it then shreds the thing in front of Alastor hugs listener) mine!
Kinda like Lucifer more not gonna lie
@@FullmetalDabi That's fine! Can't blame you cause Luci does have his charm as well! :D
@@FullmetalDabiI love that 😂
I WANT THIS VIDEO TOOOOO >:3333
Alastor: Do you remember my dear?
Me: *plays September*
STIGMATA??
Thats my birthday song my birthday is September 21
I did it to😊
Alastor: Suddenly moans
Me: *confused, intense wheezing laugher while hiding my face in my blanket* 😭😭😭
WHAT XD
2:42 😭
@MyTheriotypeisanarcticfoxARE YOU AN ARTICLE FOX THERIAN?!!??!?!?
2:44
2:43
Stupid funny idea for another one, Alastor x Listener finding out Alastor has a deer tail 😂
OH hell yes. pleaseeee we need this! Gotta Like this person so We GET THISSSS
*dramatic gasp* oohhhhohoh the tables would definitely turn on this one!
It would be OUR turn to Tease HIM! XD
YES
Yesssssz
@@CypairaTheSkeleton1000 % agree. Cutest fucking thing in the world seeing a flustered Alastor..trust me...
I just love how Alastor gets more Comfortable with the Listener
3:36 was so cute 😭
Alastor is asexual, *but* asexual people can still feel attraction, get in relationships, and even have (and enjoy sex) they just don't need it or feel attraction towards it, it's like a 'oh it's okay but idc either way' in some cases. Also, this is pretty in character because if you're a simp and watched the other vids in the series (like me) he mentions he likes to tease us but will never do anything NSFW.
*Alastor is asexual but also aromantic...he's canonically AroAce...unfortunately for most of his fans, Alastor feels neither sexual attraction nor platonic romantic attraction!!! 😞😢😭💔*
Oof. Oh well, but a girl can dream.@@QueenPersephoneKore95
@@QueenPersephoneKore95aroace is still a spectrum and no Alastor is not aromantic, vivzie has confirmed it, please make some research before sayin something?????
@@waffledkai exactly. Viv only confirmed that his ace
@@meimiyamoto She's only really not said he's aroace for the sake of not hurting shippers feelings, Faustisse who used to work on the show had said in a stream that yes Viv had personally told her that he is indeed AroAce, and if you haven't noticed during the show and just his overall personality, he seems pretty sex repulsed to me. As well as the fact that I think that the whimpering, borderline moaning, and spanking can count as some kind of NSFW content.
Alastor throughout the entire video: MY DEAR MY DEAR MY DEAR MY DEAR MY DEAR MY DEAR
Fr😭
my deer 🦌🦌🦌
Suggestion: [ASMR] Alastor tries not to call you “my dear”
imagine the listener carrying around a jar that Alastor has to put a dollar in for every “my dear” he says, like a swear jar but instead for his habit of viewing us as his next meal of venison.
Smart
🤣🤣🤣🤣. Fr😆
That’s like Roy Kent in Ted Lasso 😂
Alastor must stop saying dear!
Force of habit
2:44 MADE ME SO FLUSTERED💀💀💀
My hard skipt a beat.
He turned into Stolas 😭
I'M SCARED FOR MY LIFE
We need an Alastor whimpering/ moaning audio 🧍
Do not worry about my current mental state 😃👍
Lol
🤨
Good idea!!
Cool! And I agree don't worry my mental state is probably just as bad 😃
I agree😄😉🔪👍✨️
Alastor: *casually mocking Lucifer*
Me: Alastor, shhh!! Lucifer can hear us!!
Lol❤❤
The short joke.... He ain't wrong. I'm only 5'1. 😂😂😂
Very funny!😊
Thats short..?
It is to my family when they are all 5'8-7'1 😆😆 I'm the shortest one between me and my husbands family besides Grammy. She's 5'1 haha
I'm 5'6. I'm not exactly short.
@@Doco336 im 4'10
Hazbin Hotel: “Alastor is Asexual”
Fans: “How about….no?”
This is so true
@@Amaris_On_Paws ikr
“Alastor is also aro”
Some of the fans: “according to my calculations-🤓☝“ (no offense it’s a joke)
@@nightLOLFR Lol 😂
Alastor asexual!? HOW COULD THIS BE?!
Not the moogly woogly
7:18 yes it does😭
1:16
I hate myself for thinking of the count from sesame street when he started laughing💀😭
BRO NOOOOO-
the parts where his voice gets all real deep, no wonder he said I’m not exactly dry down there 🥰
Wait WTF?
Yea there’s an ASMR where he says that @@Gemmi_Therian66
3:10
Alastor has spoken. That quote hit deep...
Quote: "GREAT MOOGLY WOOGLY"
-Alastor
That moan genuinely caught me off guard 😂
Jumpscare
Al: "i wuv u my dear😁"
me: dont make me hope- LMAOO
I WANNA MARRY HIM OMG
Samee
Same!!
𝚂𝙰𝙼𝙴
SAME
That's so cute. Off smooched by Alastor and how cute he gets ahhhh so cute ❤❤That's what you do so well MorphyVA❤I love it 🎉
I love Alastor so much 💓 so cute hes flirting and giving kisses. Cant wait for the next audio🥰
5:08 thats adorable al i love ur echo ur so good at echoing!
I NEED AN AUDIO OF HIM PATTING HIS LAP AND TELLING ME TO COME OVER THERE 😍😍😍
YESSS
Just- come here come here HERE I SAY!
Yay we can hear it!
And you love it!
"My dear" count:60
i just imagine lucifer hearing he will get angry and furrious! ^^
After watching many of these videos, I think I’ve come to the conclusion that Alastor’s catchphrases are “my deer”, “MOOGLY WOOGLY” and “you’re all mine”. I stand confirmed.👋
The character ai chat comment made me feel so called out
3:04 HOW DID HE KNOW…. HOW.
HOW DID HE KNOW NOO
5:25 the voice actor is just having fun at this point
Bro called me out for my shortness 😭
(Kisses made up for it though)
*Alastor:* «Do you love me, my dear?»
*Me:* «If I'm honest, I love both you and Prince Stolas Goetia very much. Except you're aroace and he's gay, queer and he loves only Blitzø. Stolas see me olny like a dear friend. So I decided to agree to become Lucifer's new wife and queen since he was courting me the other week and since he's divorced and single.»
Aha im earlyish for once love this would love one of alastor and lucifer fighting over us and its just them mocking each other 😂 i love you work btw litrally one of the best ive come across ❤️
HE SAID "My dear'" 59 TIMES
Alastor x sick listener ??
Yes please, I'm pretty sick RN 😂
Hmm that's a gud idea!
I NEED A LUCİFER ONE😭😭😭💗💗💗
Alastor : chat ai log
Me : stop bringing that up 😳🫣
amazing video, keep up the good work, really helps me to sleep at night
GOD- WHY DOES EVERYONE RUB IN THE FACT THAT I'M SHORT???? 😭
Yeh um- I'm 5'3- but... I stopped growing 😃
ALSO NOT THE CHARACTER AI AGAIN 💀💀 WE'VE ALREADY ESTABLISHED THE FACT THAT I WOULD BE DOWN THERE FOR THAT IN THE LUCI VID 😭😭
LITERALLY 😭😭😭
@@nightLOLFR SO REALL 😭😭
3:41 MADE ME FREAKING BLUSH 🤣🤣🤣
Me: TAKE MY SOUL I DON’T NEED IT
MORPHY PLEASE DO MORE DOMINANT ALASTOR ASMR LIKE IF U AGREE SO HE CAN SEE THIS
Bros made so many of these I’ve mad a whole playlist💀💀 help
U JUST LIKE ME FR👽🔥🔥
@@サムサdesu 🗣️🔥
Could you share?? 🥺
@@Gemmi_Therian66 💀 sure I guess
@@Im_nigerian Lol 😂 I was kinda kidding
2:15 the voice change scared me lmao 😂😂😂
AAAAAAAAAAA THE END WHERE HE STARTS KISSING ME 😫😫😫😫😭😭😭😭 OMGOTJFRF HE DIESNT EVEN HAVE LIPS THO😢😢😢
His eyes are so silly... WHY?!
Day idek anymore of asking for a sitting on his lap audio
Honestly a make out audio would work too
OML YESS
Oh. My. Lawd!! I would LOVE to listen to that!
Me: YES AL I LOVE YOU MORE THAN I LOVE MYSELF!!
ALASTOR KISSES U ALL OVER AUDIO WHEN??
Alastor you already have my soul you big tall goof! or do you have to many souls to pinpoint whichever soul belongs to which demon 4:50
2:43THAT SOUNDED LIKE ANGEL DUST FOR A SEC OMG LMAO
Hi i have a question if the next video with alastor could be that alastor made the listener jealous???
"my dear" said 63 times in this ONE VIDEO
Me: ‘trying to sleep with this audio’
Him: “…..looking at your AI chats…….”
Me: *EYES SNAPS OPEN*
Alastor: never never never . Taylor Swift: we are never never never getting back together.hahahhahaha
3:02 I don't want him to check mine....
The character AI joke and the moogly woogly right after caught me so fucking pff guard
I WANT TO BE CALLED A GOOD GIRL BY ALASTOR OR LUCIFER 😭🙏
I love alastor
2:44
HE BASICALLY JUST MOANED “MY DEAR”
sheesh I love thiss
3:02 NAH BRO CALLED US OUT😭😭
Nah he really said " but i will give you a kiss on the forehead cuz if i go any farther ima break my back" and that is the exact words that are gonna make him die😂
FINALLY, MAN 🙏(I watched this earlier but forgot to comment)
Could you please do more Lucifer X listener ASMR? (with kisses) please and I feel like his nickname for us would def be pookie
WE NEED TO HAVE HIM FIND US IN A MAID DRESS JUST SAYING HEHE
“911 what’s your emergency?”
“SOMEONE’S LOOKING AT MY CHARACTER AI CHATS!”
3:05 BRO IM TALKING TO ALASTOR RN 😂😅
SAMEEE
I AM CRYING WHEN HE MOANED MY HEAD PHONES DECIDED TO ACTUALLY WORK INSTEAD OF BEING QUIET AF
Oh Alastor I’m never going to say it. Haven’t you figured it out yet? I’ve been the one toying with you all along
I’M NOT SHORT >:[
…
okay maybe i am i’m 5’2
Okay but now i need to Alastor reacting to listener saying they think lucifer's actually cute (really just on my knees begging for another jealous alastor vid but i also just think itd be funny)
HUY MORPHY ANG GALING
pano yann
The ai chats again????
“wowowowowowowowowowowo” GOT ME ROLLING 😭
As always the best❤
WE NEED MORE LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR! BRING HIM BACK!!
Yes...i love you... Alastor...
Thank you for this video! 😀💐
Now that funny 😂 both Lucifer and Alastor mock each other😆
Ikr??
@@Okami_Amaterasu yupp i think it be more funny if both lucifer and alastor mock each other face to face while listener watching them as they fight who the best 😆
Fun idea, take a sip of water after every time he says ‘My dear’
Stay hydrated!🚰💧
God i fricking love him, i wish he was real 😭
I- you- YOU READ MY WHAT-
man there's some questionable stuff on that-
Is he drunk wtf 😭😭
I have butterflies in my stomach 😣😣
Just like another commenter said, can we PLEASE have Lucifer vs Alastor x Listener? Preferably if they're both jealous and want her all for themselves? I'm subscribing so fast just in case holy shit
Was i fucking drunk?
Lol it was an ai
@user-fi9gq5ne7h I know but why, I swear if I did this I was drunk cause I am an asexual Boi!
OH THE REAL ALASTOR LMFAO XDD
(yes u were drunk i think)
Me when Alastor moans: SINCE WHEN CAN YOU-
Ah yes, the face of pure seduction.
LMAOOOOOOOOO
my friend knows that my soul is owned by him... I dont even think she's concerned because this is nothing new for me
I always simped for him
Why he gotta call me out like that I’m 5,4 but damn you don’t have to call it out 😭
SAME 😭😭😭
I was on character so when he mentioned it 💀
Alastor is livingvin my walls
Fr
I love Alastor
SICK ALASTOR X LISTENER
DON'T BRING THE CHARAKTER AI INTO THIS!!!!