Alastor: my dear is it get hot or it you.... me: IT BEEN HOT IN HELL 😢 CMON ALASTOR! shut up and kiss me... alastor: alright my dear ... *just enjoying*
Day 4 of asking you to do a alastor audio where we comfort him from his break down like he had in the last ep Also the song "i like the way you kiss me" matches this so much
6:53 SCREAMING,BLUSHING,CRYING,WHEEZING,SQUEALING,BARKING,MEOWING,KICKING MY FEET,SHITTING,THROWING UP,GIGGLING,CACKLING...THIS-👹🤭🤭✨ (edit: TYSM FOR THE LIKES WAHT😭😭💋✨)
@@cosmicredfieldFun twist, I’m aromantic and we still like to kiss. Just for two different reasons: it can be fun with our platonic partners, and two, the other sense😏
SCREAMING CRYING BEGGING ON MY KNEES BLUSHING SQUEALING SOBBING HEART POUNDING SMILING LIKE AN IDIOT IS AWAKE AT 2:30 AM WHEN I HAVE SCHOOL BUT SCREW IT AKWLWKNEUDISKS ALMEOSMWLDNSMSKOWMNEIFH THE MOANSSSSSSSSSSS HIS👏 FREAKING👏 MOANS👏 I have a problem that I don’t care about fixing 😌👍
AM I THE ONLY ONE RELATING TO THIS COMMENT!!! (especially the being up at 2:30am on a school night part💀) I don't get enough sleep,ik BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, ITS FRICKING WORTH IT!!!
I love his moans. And his love. And his teasing. And his voice. And his “my dears” and his everything. I wish he was alive. I am red asf 😂😂😂 Edit:Damn 41 likes Edit: 44 LIKES…. Stawpet
Wait... Why are we running? Our soul literally belongs to him. Or if these videos are actually canon to each other. Besides, this is what we want isn't it? To finally have his attention?
.. for once it isnt 3% talking, 7% flirting, and 90% 'MY DEER'. No, NOW IT'S FREAKING 10% FLIRTING, 30% MY DEER, AND 60% KISSING + WHIMPERS ... Im not complaining though.. 👀
"Alastor stans decomposing they fr getting fed tonight!- " - Most lines from RUclipsr Cinnamunch BUT BROO I AM SIMPING HARD LIKE *proceeds to start punching air*
![[ASMR Roleplay] Yandere Alastor Protects You! | [Alastor x Listener]](/img/1.gif)
Morphy must be having a passionate time with the mic while we are just listening around-
NAHH 💀💀
NOOO 😭
Nahhhhh😂
NAURRRRRRRRRR 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I never laughed so loud 😭😭🤰✋
Alastor:My dear,it's getting hot here or maybe it's you.
Me:NO man im dead
LMAO
Alastor: is it hot in there or is it you? My daughter Melody: HECK NAH PEACE OUT BRO IM OUTTA HERE BUH BYE!
////////////// I want do It....//////////
Alastor: my dear is it get hot or it you.... me: IT BEEN HOT IN HELL 😢 CMON ALASTOR! shut up and kiss me... alastor: alright my dear ... *just enjoying*
@@LuciferMorningstar23ducks uhhh...lucifer why you kissing alastor........LMAOO
Just looking at his eyes made me laugh. 🤣
Wow! I never had this much likes before. Thank you everyone! ☺️🫶
Frfr
SAME-🤣
He looks like CatAlastor like this. 😂
Ikr 😂
@@KiTty_Shadow Lol Fr🤣
alastor: "who taught you how to be a good kisser?"
me: *screaming and realizing who did*
Who?
Me: you did Al.😊
Me:Um…You????IM SUCH A SIMP😭
AAAAAAAAAA IM SCREAMING STAPPPP
I literally said my pillow lol
Al : oh ho ho ho ho
Me : when did you turn french
'im french X.X.....
REAL💀
FRENCHATOR 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
@@goofygoobegoobYES SIRR 🌚🌚🌝🌝
ALASTOR IS FRENCH!
"My dear you taste wonderful" HDHDHSJDJXJ
Same 🥲
ERM TIME STAMP?!
Right as I read this he said that 😭
@@Alastor1TheRadioDemonSAME BRO
0:50 THAT VOICE THO- IMA JUST *falls* edit: MORPHY!!! WE NEED AN ALASTOR WHIMPERING VIDEOOOOOOOOO
Lol, how will that work? 💀
@@Skyeshooter9794 idk-
😨
@@AlakittyBlumer :D
@@Saturn._.thesilly Lol
I would never say no to his kisses
I won't say no well.... 😏😳
Exactly I wouldn't either
Fr,i just..won’t>///
Me too bud
I WOULD~
His flirty ways and his kisses caught me me off guard.
Bro who spiked his Jambalaya
😭😭😭
Edit: Help my notifications
I can’t with this comment😭😭
Angel did, I thought it was salt and pepper he gave me 😅
But it was val's love potion💀
@@Ayumi-catt You’re probably right my dear
@@Radiodemon3837the salt is cocaine cuz it's white lol
YASSSSSS NEW ALASTOR VID WE ARE GETTING FED
I KEEP WATCHING IT
I WAS SO HUNGRY FOR THIS (I CAN BARELY TYPE PLLS JELP)
And im starving as a val fan .. :•(
@@cephalopawed :(
Day 4 of asking you to do a alastor audio where we comfort him from his break down like he had in the last ep
Also the song "i like the way you kiss me" matches this so much
BRO THE LITTLE WHIMPERS AFTER THE KISSES GET ME STOPPPP🤭🤭 6:50 nah this part got it🙇🏻♀️🙇🏻♀️
STOPPP- IM PICTURING IT AND I HAVE BUTTERFLIES-
Me yelling: I’M IN LOVE, I’M IN LOVE, I’M IN LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@Saturn._.thesillySAME!
I wish I could understand mathematics that quickly.
@@Saturn._.thesilly SAME BRO
6:53 SCREAMING,BLUSHING,CRYING,WHEEZING,SQUEALING,BARKING,MEOWING,KICKING MY FEET,SHITTING,THROWING UP,GIGGLING,CACKLING...THIS-👹🤭🤭✨
(edit: TYSM FOR THE LIKES WAHT😭😭💋✨)
Lmao-
wait..
SHITTING!? :0
@@Blackie-p3vI was thinking the same thing
@@Gemmi_Therian66
Bro- fr fr o-o
Relatable 😊😊
@@Blackie-p3vif you kick to hard you shit
I CANT WITH THE PHOTO BUT LMAOO
THE EYES IN THE THUM NAIL THO-
HIS EYES IN GENERAL!
Derp Alastor is the best thing ever. You cannot change my mind.
6:53 AAAAAAAAAHGGGGGGG
🤭
WE ARE SO MENTALLY ILL FOR THIS MAN AND I AM ALL FOR IT
@@somerandompersonfromtheint6902SAMMMEEEEE😩
@@elliot_isverysigmaMY FAMILY BETTER BE GRATEFUL THAT IM NOT ON THE STREETS DOING DRUGS ✋😭
6:53 THIS IS NO LONGER ALASTOR… THIS IS NOW…
DEER MAN, AND WE SHALL WORSHIP HIM FOR THIS.
😊
🦌🧍♂
YEAAAAAA!!!
he is my master and I will do anything he says
Id love to see one of alastor drunk or moaning 😅
Drunk with hiccups. I agree. Lol
How about drunk AND moaning hahaha
YES
@@cosmicredfieldYESYESYESYES
😳 You good?
this is what vox told me to watch?? what the fuuu-
(ooc but HOLY SHIT MY STOMACH HAS BUTTERFLIES- I'M KICKING MY FEET, GIGGLING, CRYING, EVERYTHING-)
Wtf my exact reaction
….why am I kissing myself😭😭
Haha :)
Lol
Self love 😔
ALASTOR WHY
Oh
I CLICKED ON THIS VID FASTER THEN ADRIAN SAY SHES JUST A FRIEND!
Istg Adrien must be blind or just really dumb
Lol
I died reading this 💀
*cutely pretends alastor isnt asexual for eight minutes and 1 second
He is (your name)-sexual :D
I'm ace. We still kiss and stuff. You're think of aromantic
real😭😭
@@cosmicredfieldFun twist, I’m aromantic and we still like to kiss. Just for two different reasons: it can be fun with our platonic partners, and two, the other sense😏
@@BlueZooTycoon ah yes the QPR's. Sometimes I kiss friends too, but haven't been in an established QPR. I am just really close to some of my friends.
NOW THIS IS WHAT I NEEDED AT 2 AM THANK YOU POOKIE WOOKIE
OKAY BUT AT 6:09 THE LAUGH WAS KINDA CUTE
OMG IT WAS HES SUCH A CUTIE
3:10 Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...is it bad that I'm blushing???
4:17 THE VOICE! THE VOICE!!! AHHHHHH
6:34 HOLY CRAP! AHHHH!! WHAT DO I DO?!?! AHHHH!
YES!!! 2:29 here for the butterflies 🦋
SQUEALING SO MUCH RN
THIS IS THE PART IS THE VIDEO!!
I DIDNT KNOW HE WOULD MOAN LIKE THAT- I WAS LIKE “maybe just kissing??” AND THEN I HEARD THE MOANS HSHAJAJHAHAHDJSHAHAHAH
BRO IS FEEDING US AT 1AM1!!! 1
PERFECT DINNER MORPHY
and I just realized the pic is literally from Alastor hates birds video omg1? 1?
MORPHY BE FEEDING US BREAKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER SIMULTANEOUSLY
For me its 8am lol
It is1:11 qm For me.😊
Yea Food😊
3 am for me
It 3 Am when I'm watching
AHHHH MORPHY THE GOAT🎉 the kissing? The moans? The praise? AHHHHH. We need more spicy Alastor ❤❤ Thank you!
AGREED 💯
WOOO FREE DOPAMINE AND BUTTERFLIES?? LETS GOOOOOO! TAKE THAT, DEPRESSION!
Why am i kissing my body pillow thinking it's alastor 💀
The fact that im hugging one of my body pillows while reading this-
Me too 🫡
I also got a body pillow it's like one of those hot dog shaped looking ones it is all blue with purple spots
@Elgatodacat i have 2 body pillows, 1 long cat and the other 1 is a normal body pillow, i call it dick plushie ^^
I also have a body pillow with a navy blue pillowcase
Alastor: Kissing Intesenly
Me: OH OH UH WHAT DO I SAY UH, NICE LIPS? WHAT
REAL-
Was that an insult? 😭
....yes
Dat boi don't got any lips
I see Alastor.. I click
I literally closed my eyes when he was doing the kissing noises😳🤭
Of course Vox was-
same
I think we all agree that we need a part 2, mhm.
PLEASE-
(Bro, someone please control Alastor, he's going WILD I CAN'T)
6:50 THE MOANS I NEED THEM MORE IN THE ASMRS EEEEE
YES! PLEASEEEEEE!!!!!!
@@Strange-specimen LBIGMYWTISGTOIAWIDYSQWKIRIROTWBF
PLLLEEEEAAAASEEE MORPHY 😭😭😭
Lol
SCREAMING CRYING BEGGING ON MY KNEES BLUSHING SQUEALING SOBBING HEART POUNDING SMILING LIKE AN IDIOT IS AWAKE AT 2:30 AM WHEN I HAVE SCHOOL BUT SCREW IT AKWLWKNEUDISKS ALMEOSMWLDNSMSKOWMNEIFH
THE MOANSSSSSSSSSSS
HIS👏
FREAKING👏
MOANS👏
I have a problem that I don’t care about fixing 😌👍
AM I THE ONLY ONE RELATING TO THIS COMMENT!!!
(especially the being up at 2:30am on a school night part💀)
I don't get enough sleep,ik
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, ITS FRICKING WORTH IT!!!
MOOD.
I CAN'TTTTTT I AM SO FLUSTERED RN BECAUSE WE ALL PICTURE HIM KISSING US IN OUR HEADS WHILE WERE LISTENING TO THE AUDIO YALL CAN'T DENY🫣
Never clicked a notification so fast! I love these
The background is my wallpaper 😭
LOl😂😂
I kept on laughing at the background
His eyes are fucked up
mf can look both ways before crossing the street LITERALLY
WE. ARE. FED
BUT BY GOD WHAT ARE WE EATING.
Alastor: *Being sexy*
Me: *Being a fucking nervous wreck*
My brain: DON’T DO IT!
My heart: DO IT!
I was the exact same way XD
MY FRIENDS ARE GONNA CALL ME A SIMP WHEN I LISTEN TO THIS DURING LUNCH
MOPRHY👏
WE👏
NEED👏
MORE👏
MOANING 👏
AUDIOS👏
WITH👏
HIS👏
TAILLLL👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
What is up with your profile picture-
Yes. I fully agree, aesthetic Baldastor pfp haver🥰🥰
@@Hatchet_Swings666 XD
bAlDaStOr
@@denizrivas2443 y e s.
I love his moans. And his love. And his teasing. And his voice. And his “my dears” and his everything. I wish he was alive. I am red asf 😂😂😂
Edit:Damn 41 likes
Edit: 44 LIKES…. Stawpet
44 Likes ~❤
My favorite parts are the god damn moans
@@mel-is-life-222 FRRRR
50k likes
Alastor: who taught you how to be a good kisser.
Me: shut up and kiss me my darling!💋
WTF BRO!
HONESTLY THAT WAS MY AH’S REACTION
6:53 welp here we go again *violently screams*
My heart can't handle it too much
3:56 and 6:53
*faints with a nose bleed*
Hey you alright
@@jaydencardona7263 no. 😍
@@jaydencardona7263 no. 😍
They’ll be fine
@@AllieMarieOrtiz alright
I love drinking radioactive waste
Same
Same
Same
Same
Same
0:07 Not me laughing with him 👽
Fr fr
Wait... Why are we running? Our soul literally belongs to him. Or if these videos are actually canon to each other. Besides, this is what we want isn't it? To finally have his attention?
.. for once it isnt 3% talking, 7% flirting, and 90% 'MY DEER'. No, NOW IT'S FREAKING 10% FLIRTING, 30% MY DEER, AND 60% KISSING + WHIMPERS
... Im not complaining though.. 👀
😂ya
CLICKED FASTER THAN MY DAD LEAVING.
Sameee😂😂
VOX?!?! WYD HERE?!?!
Vox has a dad?
VOX YOU SIMP WHAT IN THE NAME OF VEES ARE YOU DOING HERE-
@@Bluey341Yes 🤨
YEEESSSSSYESYESYESYES
THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD 🙏
btw, THE MOANSS OMG I'M GOING INSANEEEEEEEEEEE
The Goofy looking picture for this alaster asmr😂 ps:the asmr was amazing!
1:06 I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TOO!!!!
6:00 MY STOMACH, OMGGGG, LORD HAVE MERCY 🙇🏻
6:50 holy Sh-👤
Morphy has blessed us with another perfect video yet again :D
HELP I CANT BREATHE!!!!
one of my favorite videos so far ❣️
6:43 THE RIZZ THO 😭😩😖
IM EVOKING YOUR RIZZ LICENSE FOR THIS👹🦌
Dang after we had bird daddy then we go back to deer daddy
THE WHIMPERS OMG- WE NEED MOREEEE ❤
I dont have any words to say how much i waited for this 😍😍😍
It’s time to listen to this than studying.
Real
I listen to these while I'm studying
@@getonyourknessfordaddy sometimes I do that to. Motivation🎉
Im so late HELP 😭😭😭
THIS IS SO GOOD THO XOXO KISSES HUGS
WHY DID I DESERVE SUCH HAPPINESS?
I don't know?
6:56 = MOAN…? (Butterflies Fr Fr)
*Slowly going Insane in the corner
Every time I thought I wasn't gonna blush again I ended up blushing again
Damn these pictures getting goofier my guy 😂❤
BRO WHY WAS THIS POSTED AT 3AM I WAS ASLEEPPP
BC he's in the Philippines
THE PICTURE HELP ME 💀
I CAN NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY 😭😭😭ITS SO FUNNY
"Alastor stans decomposing they fr getting fed tonight!- "
- Most lines from RUclipsr Cinnamunch
BUT BROO I AM SIMPING HARD LIKE *proceeds to start punching air*
6:40 to 7:10…
Me: *Squealing, blushing, getting butterflies*
The spider on my wall: wtf is wrong with this girl
❤❤I love the voice btw!❤️❤️
3:56 - 6:53
*SCREAMING, SHITTING, CRYING, BLUSHING, KICKING, BARKING, MEOWING, PISSING, FARTING, PASSING OUT, SCREAMING, SQUEALING* 👹👹👹✨✨✨💕💕💕🤭🤭🤭🤭
MY STOMACH IS DOING BACKFLIPS HOOOOOO BOY- 😳
(ifanyoneknowswhoiamirlnoyoudon't)
It took me WAYYY to long to understand the last bit XD
@@NereaGaibor Lol
Not the picture 😭
WE'RE BEING SPOILED OVER HERE AND I LOVE IT 😍
When he pauses kissing me I’m like- GET BACK HERE, DADDY
Same
Ya the "ho oh oh oh" part got me dieing 😂😂😂😂
Alastor:is it getting hot in here or is it you~
Me:kicking my feet and giggling
I just can't with the thumbnail🧍🏻♀️
6:42 HIS MOANS?! RAHH IM 😍😍
REEEEEEEEEE
I'M (S)CREAMING
Is no one gonna talk about the picture?😭
That moan on 2:27 tho
3:50 "HEE HEE HEE HEE, HO HO HO" STOP IM CACKLING
Well im starved who wants some jambalaya! 😃
6:53 I want to grind him so bad
HUH😳
DAMN YOURE CONFIDENT- 😨 (but honestly same😊)
WOAH OKAY CALM DOWN BUDDY
Until he begs for his mama.❤️😽
@@cathedral7381 I be his mama
The thumbnail got me dying😂😂😂😂😂
HELPP I EHHR MY HEART BEET QND IM SHAKING SM
Hello secret THERIAN
(Btw I am also a therian :D)
Bro this actually scared me 😭 the kissing noises are actually making me cry 😭😭😭😭💀 help this is so scary 💀💀😭😭😭😭
Calm down, it's alright! XD
He looks more high than my aunt after doing a whole line of uhh flour
And then he ate them 🤣
1:35 WTF WAS THAT SWEAK
Dude my body is doing some stuff 😭
I probably need some serious help ✌️😗
@MyTheriotypeisanarcticfoxI will volunteer to pay for the medical bill
@MyTheriotypeisanarcticfox ARE YOU A THERIAN?
@MyTheriotypeisanarcticfox YAYYYYYYYY
@MyTheriotypeisanarcticfox YEAH :D
Alastorr❤️. Im such a f simp
YES
100% agree❤
I never thought in daily life I’d cosplay that one fish from make out reef unironically.
Me: I’m gonna say it can I just have a cup of tea please him: ok my dear I’ll get you a cup of tea 🍵
Everyone spazzing out is keeping me laughing. 😂😂😂