0:50 I shouldn't WHAT?!? •///• 1:49 Woah there, dawg- 4:07 I'mma need you to sit down- 4:46 WAAAHVSNAHVSAK *SIR-* 5:29 JVWOBDKS ALASTOR- DAWG- 5:50 The voice- oh my God, the vOICE- AAAAAAAHHHHHH-- 6:39 SIR- SI-SIR-- EXCUSE ME- UM- @//~//@ 7:15 THERE'S WHAT WHERE HUH?!??? 7:47 The vOICE AGAIN- DAMNIT- 7:50 The fact that I responded and said it, help- I think I need some ice water-
Another Alastor audio? PUT IT IN THE PLAYLIST!!!!!! (TYSM, THIS MADE MY DAY!!!) Alastor: *kissing/biting my neck* Me: *playing with his ears the whole time* Angel: Isn't he the strawberry pimp? Me: Nah, he's a strawberry simp now. Wait........ SHIT, AMIR TALAI CAN FIND THESE!!!!!!! (We're screwed if he finds out about this!!!!! Who actually cares tho? Maybe he simps for Alastor too, or makes this canon with a brand new character and Alastor because things can change)
GIRL, SAME!!!!!!! I got my BFFs to listen to this and........ you know that look where you immediately know that you messed up? Yeah, that's the look they gave me. Alastor: You look very red! Me: You're basically a strawberry simp, you handsome asshole. Angel: OOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn, he might call us something else it ain't "my dear" because he atleast says it 20 times everyday!! (Imagine he calls us "My love" instead because we get special attention from him🤣)
Fuck the screams of his victims, this is what Alastor's radio show in hell SHOULD be. Bro wouldn't need to make deals, people will be throwing souls at him left and right.
Plot twist: Valentino gave Alastor a drug to make him super addicted to sexual stuff and now he can't get enough. OR, Alastor is under Valentino's spell, so he acts very perverse.
@@JordanVanRynbeing asexual is just don't having primar y s3xual attraction. Stop mispreading the idea that aces doesn't have s3x nor k1nks, because We have them. It depends on the ace
He can just have a moment of high libido. And that is not "perverse", is normal. I don't know if you say that because he is Ace but if yes, stop, please. Being Ace DOESN'T mean you don't kiss, don't get 4roused or don't have s3x nor k1nks. I like the idea he's absolutely concious of what he is doing better.
Alastor: Your neck looks quite delectable Me: That’s a weird compliment, you can’t even see my neck. Alastor: … Me: … Alastor: I’m not playin’ these games! Me: What the hell are you talkin’ about?!
@@TheOFFICIALNuggies_Drawz Same here, but Morphy already has amazing ideas for Alastor so I'm hoping that mine gets in. I say that because most of the viewers hurt themselves, including me, but I think Alastor could help us get out of that habit
@@Vincent_Borthwick "instead of making your arm or leg or anything into diced onions why dont i make you some delicious jumbalia!!! its my mothers recipy you know"
My veins are damn near invisible so GOOD luck getting a blood draw. Tried to donate and they said even Dracula would give up but I'm guessing Alastor is more persistent
Him acting feral like this is absolutely amazing. The Alastor simps are eating goooood, also the moogly woogly had me giggling so much LMAO
"The Alastor simps are eating goooood" The irony in this case.😂
@@Traumaqueenamy TY YOU NOTICED
Oh my god! Us fellow simps!
The MOOGLY WOOGLY is so funny😂😂😂
STAWPPP IT IS- 😭😭😭😭😭
3:34 OH GREAT MOOGLY WOOGLY LOL I LOVE OUR LITTLE DORK
Bro's fav song is project pat - good googly moogly
LMAO 😭🙏
Why when he said that was so funny though?
WHAT IN THE GREAT MOOGLY DOOGLY 😭
I CANT STOP CRYING/LAUGHING
0:50 I shouldn't WHAT?!? •///•
1:49 Woah there, dawg-
4:07 I'mma need you to sit down-
4:46 WAAAHVSNAHVSAK *SIR-*
5:29 JVWOBDKS ALASTOR- DAWG-
5:50 The voice- oh my God, the vOICE- AAAAAAAHHHHHH--
6:39 SIR- SI-SIR-- EXCUSE ME- UM- @//~//@
7:15 THERE'S WHAT WHERE HUH?!???
7:47 The vOICE AGAIN- DAMNIT-
7:50 The fact that I responded and said it, help-
I think I need some ice water-
Same
No you need more the JUST ice water, you need a gallon of water
Girly you need holy water like every one on this video (including me)
T
tnx for the preview I guess
HOLYYYYY- I'm still listening to the 3 hour compilation and yet there's another Zaddy Alastor, I'm living
I love the fact he laughs and he always say "My dear~"
ikr he always say that in the first or second episode of the hh (hazbin hotel) episode
alt title: Alastor being as thirsty as his simps 💀
💀
Uhm what 💀💀💀💀💀
You have a point there.
Fr
frfr
Me just minding my own business I here him say "you shouldn't keep your master waiting" I almost spit out my water.
I did spit out my water last time I listened to one of these
Yall drink water?!
I drink..nothing. Vox steals all my drinks from my mini fridge😢
Bruh me too X.X
@@Skibidi_clemintine yall drink something?
Another Alastor audio? PUT IT IN THE PLAYLIST!!!!!! (TYSM, THIS MADE MY DAY!!!)
Alastor: *kissing/biting my neck*
Me: *playing with his ears the whole time*
Angel: Isn't he the strawberry pimp?
Me: Nah, he's a strawberry simp now.
Wait........ SHIT, AMIR TALAI CAN FIND THESE!!!!!!! (We're screwed if he finds out about this!!!!! Who actually cares tho? Maybe he simps for Alastor too, or makes this canon with a brand new character and Alastor because things can change)
💀👍
GIRL, SAME!!!!!!! I got my BFFs to listen to this and........ you know that look where you immediately know that you messed up? Yeah, that's the look they gave me.
Alastor: You look very red!
Me: You're basically a strawberry simp, you handsome asshole.
Angel: OOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Same thing
"Maybe he's a simp too" 😂
💀
4:47 is where the action ***REALLY*** begins.
Edit: You're welcome.
ABAHSYSHW
TYSM
NOOOOO😭😭
@Kimberly-pn4ct BHAHAHA YOU'RE WELCOME
Alastor said "My dear" *16* times.
You think they're decreasing before he skips his last record of 'My Dear' said?🤣
HELP LAST TIME IT WAS 22
Damn, he might call us something else it ain't "my dear" because he atleast says it 20 times everyday!! (Imagine he calls us "My love" instead because we get special attention from him🤣)
@@Vincent_Borthwick Ngl I would FLIP if he did🤣
Well that's a new one!
It was 5am and I couldn't pass this opportunity!!
I've been longing to have him act all feral and Hungry 🤣
Fuck the screams of his victims, this is what Alastor's radio show in hell SHOULD be.
Bro wouldn't need to make deals, people will be throwing souls at him left and right.
Underrated comment 😂😭
Real and btw I love your profile
YESSSSSSSS
82 likes and 3 comments! Let me fix that
Real tho 🤚🤚
we are so spoiled with all the alastor content hehe
I SQUEALED SO LOUD AND ALMOST BROKE MY SCREEN CLICKING ON THIS HELP
*gets on knees and starts praising the lord*
lol😭
Me: Ty Ty Ty Ty Jesus-
fr
🙏🙏🙏
no
“OH GREAT MOOGLY WOOGLY” ITS ABOUT TO BE FUCKING 1 IN THE MORNING AND IM SILENTLY WHEEZING LMAOOOOO
ME TOO!!!
ME RN
BE SO FR SM
BRO SAMEEEE
SAMEEEEEE
“moogly woogly”i’m wheezing
Plot twist: Valentino gave Alastor a drug to make him super addicted to sexual stuff and now he can't get enough. OR, Alastor is under Valentino's spell, so he acts very perverse.
Canon
@@JordanVanRyn fr
@@JordanVanRynbeing asexual is just don't having primar y s3xual attraction. Stop mispreading the idea that aces doesn't have s3x nor k1nks, because We have them. It depends on the ace
He can just have a moment of high libido. And that is not "perverse", is normal. I don't know if you say that because he is Ace but if yes, stop, please. Being Ace DOESN'T mean you don't kiss, don't get 4roused or don't have s3x nor k1nks.
I like the idea he's absolutely concious of what he is doing better.
I mean it makes sense. Can't think of any other reason Alastor would do this unless... We are married to him...
I clicked faster than my dad when he left to get the milk.
I- wow
bro sameeee 🙆🙆🙆🙆🫶
Damn but same
SaMe😂
Daddy issues too?! Oh my same 😭
Im ngl quite glad there was a reasonable amount of "my dear"s in this vid😭
“Great googly moogly” had me dying
"You shouldn't keep your master waiting for you~"
IM NOT BLUSHING YOUR BLUSHING
NOPE WHY WOULD I BE BLUSHING-
*screaming into pillow
I JUST FORGOT SUN SCREEN
*goes on character ai while in the darkest coner
@@SillyandfreakyNO-😂😂
🫵🤨🫵
WE BOTH AREEEE
Nahhh this isn’t alastor no more, this is fucking…..
✨DEER MAN✨
Lol yes 😂
So true lmao
Yuhhh ✨✨
Lol fr
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Another alastor asmr how lucky are we 😻
Another day, another Alastor asmr periodttt! Love this so much! I'm literally a tomato too.
"Always looking like a tomato"
LOOK IN A MIRROR
LMAO FR THO
BROO IM NOT UR MIRROR
I mean not wrong😂😂😂😂😂
lol
Nah nah nah, he's strawberry Bambi pimp
The way he say "De-lec-ta-ble~" is just chefs kiss mwah!
DUDE I JUST GOT DONE LISTENING TO THE EAR PETTING ONE⁉️⁉️ I'M FOAMING AT THE MOUTH THANK YOU SO MUCH MORPHY
WHAT!?
💀wow .......
FOAMING EXCUSE ME WHAT
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
There's an ear petting one? That's all I want to do to him
1:44 I got flustered, I'm crying
bro same
I laughed for no reason 😂
…
Same I watched this like 7 times and I still blush when he's on the kissing part '_'
Same
I swear ima start a “My Dear” counter on these dang videos-
HOLD ME BACK OML THIS ONE IS MY FAVORITE AND I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED HIM SO DESPERATE🛐🛐
Morphy thank you for feeding us continuously with these Alastor asmrs, we honestly love you
My simpness while watching the video 📈
Fr spiked 😂
I simped too much
Fr literally
I.
Got.
On.
My.
KNEES.
Me too
You know the rules and so do I SAY GOODBYE 👋 🔫🔫
Same
2:13 came
ITS COMING OUTTTT
WHÀTTTTTT
Honestly same
Me too tbh
HUH?
MORPHY I AM AGAIN BEGGING FOR A FULL AUDIO OF ALASTOR WHIMPERING AND MOANING 🙏🙏🙏 WE'LL TRADE, I GIVE YOU MY DIGNITY AND YOU GIVE US THE AUDIO
PLEASEEEEE I'M ON MY KNEES RN BEGGING 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
REAL
I'll trade my. Soul.
@@DepressedBarCat ME TOO!!
THAT'S SUS BRO!!😂😂😂😂
3:37 Bro when Alastor said"oh great moogly woogly"it caught me off guard Bro...i almost choked on my coffee ☕ 💀⚰️
“Oh great moogly woogly ☝️🤓” I SOBBED
LOL😂😂
FR 💀 Cause I heard him say it, and my brain continued without missing a beat like "THAT THANG IS JUICY" 😭💀
Alastor: I couldn't resist, you're just so tasty!
Me: ....
Alastor: ....
Me: Do you see me complaining about it?
That caught me off guard😂😂
@@marahcricut Same dawg.😂
Same bro I am. I’m a Simp because why I don’t know. it was just an eerie feeling about him like you say me complaining hell no
(me blushing like crazy)😳😳😳😳😳😳😂
Fr😂😂lol
THIS DUDE IS JUST MAKING ME JUMP AND SCREAM AT THE TOP OF MY FUCKING LUNGS-
SAME
Frrrr
I clicked this faster than the speed of light
i clicked faster than adam getting stabbed by niffty 🗣️🗣️🗣️
(I'm a simp, and my sister is a crazy ah fangirl, so don't tell her 🧏🤫)
SAME
@@H4YV3Nif my sister finds out..... I'm gonna die ;^;
@@goofygoobegoob 😭😭
I swear I've never clicked on a notification so quickly 💀💀💀
Alastor: Your neck looks quite delectable
Me: That’s a weird compliment, you can’t even see my neck.
Alastor: …
Me: …
Alastor: I’m not playin’ these games!
Me: What the hell are you talkin’ about?!
I can hear “I’m not playing these games!”
@@YourGirlLay_ Hell yeah!
HARDSTOP LUCAS!!! YES!!! I WAS THINKING THE SAME!!!!🤣
@@demon_cat44096 Lmao 😭
@@demon_cat44096 YESS HARD STOP LUCUS 😭
Alastor: This is why I'm... *addicted* to you...~
Me: 🎶 I'M ADDICTED TO THE MADNESS🎶 🤣🤣🤣
THIS HOTEL ISSS MY ALANTISSSSS
@@pxnera WE'RE FOREVER GONNA HAVE A FVCKING REASON TO SIN
@@Sun.oo0 JUST CONCEED AND GIVE IN TO YOUR INNER DEMONS AGAIN
@@pxnera*LOUD AWESOME MUSIC*
@@CENTRIX_IS_CENTRIC*Cherri bomb explodes stuff*
I AM HERE!
- All Might
😂😂😂 you got me laughing it was so funny
You mean "us"?
REAL!!!
not me listening to this in the office
I'm listening to this on the bus so dw
I listened to this on the way to school
@@Thesigmalpha-x2e great! i have friends XD
The only bad part about this is when the video ends 😩🙏
dont forget the ads 😭💀
Nahhh not the ads 💀👎
He just hungry cannibal deer.. right?😅
THOSE KISSES ARE SLOPPY 😢
6:50 IM ADDICTED TO THE FEELIN GETTING HO--IER BY THE MINUE AND WE'RE NEVER GONNA WANT THE F--KIN FEELIN TO END
I'M FINALLY NOT ALONE WITH THAT!!!!!!!! (Imagine he walks in on us doing self-harm)
@@Vincent_BorthwickWRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN HOLY CRAP THATS ACTUALLY AN AMAZING IDEA
@@Vincent_Borthwick id hope hes help and not just sit there XD
@@TheOFFICIALNuggies_Drawz Same here, but Morphy already has amazing ideas for Alastor so I'm hoping that mine gets in. I say that because most of the viewers hurt themselves, including me, but I think Alastor could help us get out of that habit
@@Vincent_Borthwick "instead of making your arm or leg or anything into diced onions why dont i make you some delicious jumbalia!!! its my mothers recipy you know"
Bro...why is this content so addictive 😢..I'm not complaining tho
Day 2 to ask to pet his tail🤪
People who know : 😊
People who don‘t know : 😳
He has a tail?
@NatashaErhart-um5bc yes
1:53 *visibly flustered and confused*
Wait ima favorite?!? Yay 6:48 😊
I physically choked on air when I saw this one
SAME LMFAO
We are his but when will he admit it and put a ring on our hand!??
Idk but I hope soon!!
AMEN🗣️🙏‼️‼️
@@LPS_Bonnie omgg he diddddd😂
YO FACTS BRO 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
IT HAS BEEN DONE.
4:50 OMGGGGG I CANT 🫣🫣😳😳😳😳😳
These videos are starting to get addicting
Alastor kissing us is addicting, kiddo. Join us, but what would you do if he let's us pet his tail?
Alastor: you’re red like a r 6:10 tomato
Me: ALASTOR ZWHAT ABOUT YOU HUH YOUR HAIR YOU CLOTHES AND MORE THATS ALL RED
ANOTHER GREAT ALASTOR VOICE ACTING VIDEO AHHH TYSMMM!!!! :33
“Oh my dear your as red as a tomato” Me:UR REDDER LOOK AT UR HAIR AND OUTFIT AND EYES MAN
This Just saved my Whole Evening- 0///0
Bro I clicked faster than that car hit my dog 😭😭😭
That's just sad😢
☠️
Rip
Well...
I clicked this because I thought it didn't have sound effects..
Haha, i'm blushing.
SAME
Same
Day 2 of asking for a Lucifer audio giving us so much kisses!🙏🙏🙏
I woke and saw the title I was happy
Can you do a alastor audio where he comforts us from crying
"you look very red...?"
me: so do you...
"ah, my dear, always looking like a tomato"
me: yea you look like one too...
I love drinking radioactive waste
I lobe u RadioactiveWaste92💕💕
Wowee me too!
What??????😳
Me too, with a side of uranium
Real
yup id be pregnant after this
Dw bro me too. Actually ykw I probably CANT get pregnant bc I'm a CANE but still.
Imagine we get one where *Fem!Listener* is pregnant because of *Alastor* 🤣🤣 OKAY, I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT BUT IT WOULD BE AMAZING IF THAT WAS TRUE!!!!!!
@@Vincent_Borthwick Real 😂😭
Nah, I'd die
I can die in piece with these audios. 🤣
Same😂😂
LET'S FUCKING GOOO 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️
Bros talking as if I'm saying no.. no sir I'm practically begging you... 😂
I See alastor, i click faster then the Lightning
The way you do his moans is so fucking hot. Gahhh i cant wait to watch more spicy Alastor, thank you 😍💖
YES, WE NEED MORE KINKY ALASTOR!!!!!!! Even if it's "in the bedroom" we have to get something more spicy out of MorphyVA.
@@Vincent_Borthwick agreed. Morphy had done some insanely spicy audios with other characters so I'm hoping we get something like that for Alastor too.
@@Vincent_BorthwickAGREED
FRRRRR
Alastor : I‘m ace !!!
Fandom : Sorry I cannot hear you I‘m kinda busy -
3:36 GREAT MOGGLY WOGGLY?. HELP
It’s scary how fast I clicked on this-
He thinks our neck is tasty.... IM SO RED BRO....
5:54
I’m literally shaking and whimpering right now and also mumbling whiles my face is red and blushing ❤
"I mean, technically we're dead because we're in Hell."
I love this, it killed me
😂😂
OH SHI- I GOT A NOSE BLEEED
I saw this and I was with my mom and my jaw dropped. I put it on watch later so quickly 😍😍
Bro, I can't, I get to flustered 😭😭😭
"always looking like a tomato"
*coughs* exuses moi?-
Perfect thing to wake up to😌
Bro i Clicked this faster then Lightning
Same like I had to do a double take on that thumbnail
I counted 16 "my dear"s in this video lol
1:14 BRO! WHAAAAA-
At least that's a decent amount I think😭
@@CENTRIX_IS_CENTRIC I have no idea lol
Holy crap I've never been this early
Same 💀
Please make more of these. You do so well! 😍🤚
Day 1 asking for a whimpering/moaning audio
YESSSS
I'm not even that obsessed but HELL YEAH
@@LPS_Bonnie r u n
@@LPS_Bonnie the fan girls have found you
@@LPS_Bonnie nothing.
Alastor:oh my dear always looking like a tomato~
Me:😒do not-
Alastor that’s cannibalism ofc I’m gonna say no😑😓
I would say yes. I'm all for cannibalism lol (this is a joke I swear 😅)
@@M0onDr0pCak3s_The_Silly I agree with u. And I am NOT joking😀
@@frank1estien LOL 😆
@@frank1estien we love cannibalism
It just adds to the "dangerous game" appeal. 😅
I CLICKED FASTER THAN WHEN LUCIFER FELL 😂
I CLICKED FASTER THEN THE DINOSAURS GOING EXTINCT.
4:46 STWAPPPPP!
I don’t know if I should enjoy this or be scared for my life
My veins are damn near invisible so GOOD luck getting a blood draw.
Tried to donate and they said even Dracula would give up but I'm guessing Alastor is more persistent
Jesus Christ these are so good 😩💗
Kisses and their meanings:
1. Kiss on the hand (I adore you)
2.Kiss on the nose (I like you)
3.Kiss on the neck (I want you, now)
i see alastor i click
Alastor: Let me bite you!
Me: *Al, if you bite me, ill die!*
Al: *shrugs*
Why I thought he said “GOOD GOOGILY MOOGLE”
I think he rizzed all of us cuz of his deep voice💀☠️
WHY COULD I FEEL IT 😭😭😭
I DON’T BLAME YOU GIRLY 😭😭
@@That_One_Emo_Person- AAAA
I Love him so much sooooo much 😭💕💕💕