【ASMR】 Alastor apparently didn't get you PREGNANT「Alastor x Listener Audio」
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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
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Bro doesnt want to pay child support
This is getting out of hand!
Real 😭😭💀
Real
💀
REALL
"I could shoot it inside as much as I want"
EXCUSE ME?!
FR?!?😭😭
IKR
I LITERALLY CHOKED ON MY COFFEE WTH AL?!! 😭😭
ahem ahem
I wouldn’t complain though…
3:09 OH NO!!! HE'S BACK TO HIS OLD WAYS 😢
4:36 WHAAAAT?!
5:06 Uhm.........RUN
5:28 ........Sadistic much?
6:28 Totally not creepy
6:52 WHAT THE FU-
7:43 I'm very scared...Very....very...scared..
Omfg that’s accurate-
I'm scared for morphy's safety now. Lmao
*comes back from 7 years*
That's fuckers bek
😊
Alastor: GUESS WHO'S BACK
@@user-yl3oy7zq9d my oc: idk your mom?
@@kidshernandez7989 My oc's mom dead: 😀
"Cant I get a rest?" ..................no...😂
"I mean i could shoot it inside as much as i want" IM SORRY?! HUH?!😂😂😂
WAIT WHEN😭
@@ykitsvictorialollI listened again so I could find it 😂 it's at 1:25 😂
@@MoonSkull02 LOLL SORRY IF I TOOK UP ANY OF YOUR TIME THO😭
Alastor: *Thinking about how he'd eat me as a snack etc*
Me: *Looking down on myself* "Uhm... sorry but I think the best I could serve as, is as oil for your pan...-"
Edit:
Al: "I can smell AND taste your blood"
Me: I didn't know I apparently have my period. And you said you aren't horny, just hungry🤨
😂😂😂
OH NOOOOOO 😭🙏
I MEAN SMELLING IS ONE THING BUT TASTE?? 🤨🤨
2:36 HE CALLED US “MY LOVE” EEEEE
AHHH 😭❤️
Yessssssssssss finally!!!!!❤️
me irl almost screamed OMG I LOVE YOU TOOOO
1:39 Alastor: “I’m Asexual my dear”
Me:”boy- i’m asexual too- well i am bisexual as well but STILL!!!”
REAL
Alastor: I’m asexual
Me: yes but your also the one the one who wants to impregnate me
real
SAME except I’m pan but uh yeh
I’m pansexual AND ace
Before the video: *Inhales* Alastor……… 🙏 don’t u ever pull a stunt like that again……. 😂
During the video: uh oh he’s going back to his old ways 🫣😬
Aww that's a shame, we would have made such cute and adorable babies😢😢😢😢😢
No bad Bambi we’re strictly off the menu no eating us! XD
I WAS SO EXCITED FOR A MINI ALASTOR RUNNING AROUND 😭😭
The baby is coming out soon
@@connorarendse1202wait rlly?
Same 🙁
SAME- 😭😭😭
ME TOO 😭😭
*Disappears for 18 years*
I WAS SO SCARED THANK YOU.
Radio baby! :D
No radio baby D:
Quick, somebody get this man some jambalaya before something really icky happens.
WE ARE BACK ON THE CANON GUYS!! 🥳
Edit: bro how does Morphy know the asexual issues so well ?!👀
I'M NOT PREGNANT 🗣❗️❗️
Yes you are not!
STOP SAYING IM PREGNANT 🗣
I clicked as fast as my mom left me in the hospital!
same
Same-
Real
Oh my god are you guys ok 😨😨😨
@@AlainaAngus HA! NO
Suggestion:What if we pass out in Alastors arms while hugging him you don’t have to do it morphy also love the content
A legend in the making, a force of nature. Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Alastor... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around me, and that gorgeous suit. Alastor, I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you die. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off hell, you're such a great killer, sometimes I even call you radio daddy. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day die. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left for 7 years and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you come back after 7 years, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet daddy came home and I rejoiced. Last year was a hard year for us baby, but in 2024 you made history happen. You came back from Adam beating you and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "BABY, THIS IS FOR YOU!.” I screamed, “THIS IS BETTER THAN ***!!” Not only have you changed the game of hell and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, or shall I say deer. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Alastor Altruist, I’ll die for your sins
I AINT REDING ALLATHAT
BRO HOE SO I MAKE SMTH LIKE THIS
CHILD YOU WROTE A WHOLE PARAGRAPH YOU ARE PASSING LANGUAGE ARTS BUT GAH DAM-
VOX????!📺😢👺
Noooo no baby eating Vox what a shame. But I really like the fact that Alastor is asexual and that he is not excited by sex 24/7 and that his pleasure is cannibalism and teasing.
… I’m legit not trying to start a fight but… do you know any aces? Because… while yeah, The Horny is… a concept that just… doesn’t compute, usually if we’re partnered up to someone who isn’t ace we’ll engage with the whole thing, because we like seeing _them_ get pleasure and we like being the cause of that pleasure. (Usually how/why a completely asexual person can end up with a grey-a or demi and while “things against guidelines” are few and far between because no one really thinks about it, when they do, they do, and everyone has fun. It’s _fun_ to please one’s partner.)
Also there is a… uhhh you know I like me my Radio Demon but I’mma smack him upside the head if he gets _that_ sort of pleasure out of the eating people thing. _That’s_ not asexual, that’s just being a literal deviant and possible necro. Which is… uh, not really… well a really good way to be a villain who quickly outpaces Val in dislikes.
As one of the few dedicated ace fans here I’m excited to get back to the classic Alastor shenanigans. I didn’t mind a bit of canon fun times for the plot but I’m so excited to get back to the side stories with Alastor.
Yay! We ain't raisin no Bebe 😊
Al:”I could just eat you~”
Me:”If you eat me I’ll be gone forever…”
FR
i mean he's not an angelic weapon so we'd just respawn
@@echolynn13I dont think that's how it works-💀
@@echolynn13WAIT FR BROO 🤓🤓
Morphy we (I) desperately need another Alastor comfort audio 😔(listener being scared of thunder or just generally being Paranoid) please I'M BEGGING YOU😭😭😭❤️ love your videos and I watched aber single one at least once!!!!
"IM BEGGINNNN, BEGGIN YOUUUUU"
sorry I had to
I need a Lucifer version of this😀
Yes I agree
Charlie's half sibling lol
THE SAGA CONTINUES
YAS IM NOT A PARENT I DONT HAVE TO DONATE MY CHILD TO A RANDOM STRANGER :D
Bto what-💀😊
@@user-uz5vh2ht7c :)
@@user-uz5vh2ht7c What? I would do that.
@@user-uz5vh2ht7c I'm not entrusted to have a child.
hes switching up every second 😭
Turn off the tv you!
ikr 💀👍
Hey Morphy im a fan i have a request! Can you do where Listener avoids Alastor and when he tries talking to us he see's Lucifer asking us out? And his reaction is trying to win us back?
Yessss I love ur idea
@user-uz5vh2ht7c thank you!!!
Yes!!! Morphy see this pls😭
Morphyyyy
I could shoot it inside as much asI want
Me: what the heck did you just say
No but actually I wanted to see radio
Now I’m sad….😢
Same
Bruv…..NOW WE GOT TO FLIP A COIN HEADS ALASTOR TAILS VALENTINO😭🙏🏾
Yuh
NOOO!!!! 😭
Get me preggers, Al.
No Vox
REAL
vox!!?? u like him hehe! everyone tease voxxxxx
@@tiaclubb8161 no one's gonna
Okay guys did any of you catch on how much Alastor wants to eat us you know what I don't think he really loves us I think he just wants to eat us well I'm not being a radio demons dinner.
New vid yay
AWWWW WHY NOT
FR
WHATTTTT I wasn't expecting that
I was so wanting it to happen. Also, hope we're still alive in the next video, WTF is going on here?
🔫 YOU BETTER SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW!
I WAITED YEARS FOR THIS OPPORTUNITY AND YOU SCREWED IT UP!
REALL
I told you kamiyu does not want to have babies!
Ooohhh No Baby? Why Not? But. Okay. More fun with no risk ;D
I am early I just now came back from Roblox lol
Edit: tf are these sounds 💀💀💀 6:03
Edit2: WHAT????!!!!! 2:01
Last Edit: I am scared in this whole entire episode😭💀(I'm still glad tho)
Why
Why
I am scared because he says he wants to eat us
@@MahitoL0LL that is why I'm scared 😧
@@Pumpkin-L0v3r no js wanna make a why chain :3
@@MahitoL0LL what
Is it wierd that I just wanna cuddle Alastor? Like, we wouldn't even have to do anything sexual (I am by _no_ means asexual, FYI), but we could just cuddle on the couch and read one of my brand new fantasy books together if he wanted, or something. :P.
You don't have to be Ace to want to cuddle. Not all intimacy is about sex. And not all Aces doesn't have sex or are sex repulsed. Please stop taking that for granted. It's misinformation
It's not weird, I'm the weird one for shipping one of my characters with him. I've been shipping cartoon characters with my own characters since I was 9
I was so happy when he said we weren’t pregnant
Thought for sure with the new episode we’d get tengun oh well enjoy you radio heads 😂
DANGIT I WANTED A CHILD-
DAMNIT ALASTOR I WANTED CHILDREN-
same 😔😔
Okay, that's just weird.
@@Alastor_StrawberryPimpwomp womp
😂
I don’t want any kids, I’m kinda glad, to be honest about it.
Stefania: I'm just glad I'm not pregnant
Alastor: it's alright dear we can always be friends
Day 2 of asking for Husk (we only bow chicka bow wow’ed once)
Aw man, I'm sad he didn't actually got us pregnant 😢
(When he said he felt hungry but not horny and wanted to eat us, I was actually throwing and stepping on my phone cuz we know he a cannibal, well I'm so dead)
LUCIFER?!!!??!!?
Even kamiyu is having a baby
@@Pumpkin-L0v3r where is he?
@@connorarendse1202 where is what?
By the way Lucifer you are a guy I don't think you can get pregnant
😭😭 aahh okay ..
So a false positive
“Turns out your not pregnant” me: YAS YAYA YAY AAAAAAAAaaAH (why is he asking for a rest if he wouldn’t let up sleep 🤨)
Yeah you can't reproduce in Hell-
Oh. Wait. Just venison. Alright father. Continue cooking.
What now.....we back with the same old Alastor we had from the beginning. I hope so!!!
the test was positive tho-
"you want to do it again?" why he sound so afraid 😂😂mister you started it 😒..... "I can't do it every day" 😂 no... You have to.. It's your fault... Now.. Take responsibility😤😤
THANK GOD😭😭
"Preraps im hungry"
*me shocked*
"Hungry not horny"
*me* oh- i knew that.
…
Im sad for some reason
Edit - You should make the next one us being sad because not preggers so he comforts-ish us about it! :D
0:48 "thats unfortunate" gawg really just womp womp'd us
Help this getting unserious
1:23 wha-
AYO-😨
WHAT ABOUT MY CHILDDD
DID HE LICK US!?😭
He says sinners can't reproduce but what about hellborns..?
Im glad I’m not the only one who thought of that 😂
This video is giving mixed messages-
Well there you go! Now i cant be blamed, also ive been summoned
...Why is he sniffing us 😭
(I do love the cute sounds he makes though lmao)
THANK GOD!
Omg just imagine that 9 month later he makes another video titled "alastor thought wrong about your pregnancy"
You saw the one that Alastair got you pregnant
Jambalaya is Alastor’s aphrodisiac
Me rn: ayyyy😎👌
*coquettishly comes back after 7 years.*
I forgive you, Alastor.
Changed: I listened to all the videos. I don't forgive Alastor.
I’d love to see a sad Alastor, like maybe we comfort him while he’s crying just a little, would be so different but wholesome!
YESS
Wait what happened to the hellborn sinners-
That was the most relatable way to define asexuality
"I mean I can still be in the mood...but most of the time I'm like ew"
WHY THE HELL IS HE MOANING? 6:13
REALLY!? HMMMMMM
plot twist: listener is a fallen angel and can get pregnant!
... Goddammit.
I’m starting to think Morphy doesn’t eat before recording these cause this is like the millionth time Alastor has talked about eating us
Can I have one where listener gets severely injured
What!? (14sec early)
Lmfao i can't-
Day 37 of asking for you to do an alastor audio where we comfort him from his break down
Idk
Bout this storyline
*he says that*me:YAY!
I’m kinda sad now. :( ADOPTION
PHEW
1:25 I BEG YOUR FINEST PARDON!?..
I'm flabbergasted WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO
Nah, now Valentino has to get us "Preggers"