I have an asexual boyfriend you can have intimacy just for your partner but it's not there kind of thing. I mean we never but it was agreed on when we're married. Still though alastor would do it as more of gaining control.
7:00 NOT US MOANING- WHAT THE FUCK- this was actually the first time Alastor fucking us 😭😭 Edit: rip my notifications Edit 2: I have never had this many likes
YESSS I WAS RIGHT!!!!! I KNEW WE WERE GETTING CLOSE TO INTERCOURSE WHEN THESE AUDIOS STARTED GETTING MORE SPICY-!! Okay I was literally telling myself “Bro I bet you one of these days Morphy is gonna run out of ideas for a Listener x Alastor ASMR video and he will just release a video of Alastor fucking us 💀😏” 🤣🤣😃
I was like "damn the story is progressing and our character is getting bolder in a cute way🥰🥵" and suddenly ANIME GIRL ON A CREAKING BED🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗯🗯🗯 edit: hell nah now we the swan lake or sum 💀💀
@@RSSarmiento-k9b nope I was just sitting in my bed using my computer so I could play on my phone like does heard that art and just sat in silence trying understand what had just happened
I'M GOING INSANE LIKE THE REST OF MY FRIENDS BECAUSE WE'RE HAVING A GIRLS NIGHT!!! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS FOR, MORPHY?! (I'm thankful for this, father. Give us more of this, I beg of you)
OH MY GOD YA’LL TODAY IS THE DAY WE’VE WAITED AND WAITED AND WAITED AND WE REACHED THE ULTIMATE ALASTOR AUDIO- WHOOOOOOOO- WE’VE BEEN FED FOR DAYSSSSS NO, WEEKS- AHHHHHHH-
@@Alastor30342Alastor. My mother was outside my door and my headphones died while I was asleep listening to this. She thinks I’m crazy now. How dare u Al 😔😔
The terror that shot through my heart when i heard the moaning, i thought to myself "damn RUclips adds are getting weird" imagine my surprise wien i turn my phone over and its still the video 🤣
OKAY THE OTHER AUDIOS OF AL WERE FINE I GOTTA ADMIT EVEN THE WHIMPERING ONE WAS OKAY BUT THIS....THE CREAKING SOUNDS...THE MOANING...WAY TO FAR MORPHY!!!!! 😭😭✋
Not me just pretending my mom isn’t next to me and listening to this and drinking my Caprisun ALSO THE END THE SHOKED LOOK ON MY FACE MY MOM ASKED WHAT WAS WRONG SO I TOLD HER “Ummmm I forgot to walk the fish” 😭😭😭💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣
7:00 NAW BRUH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- (rolls on the floor dying as i forgot to pause the alastor x listener) RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- A- A- A- AA- A- A̶͇̭̭͇͚͈̥͈͕͙̒͒͐͐̚͠-̵̲̝̖͎̥͈̬̖̃͑͂̕-̸̤̻͛̿͛̊̇̓ ̵̨̻͍̤̪̝̈́̓͋͂̀͒A̷̧̟̫̹͌̒̄̿̓͊͗̅̿A̷͓̱̪͉̩̳̫͑͘A̸̤̎̈́A̷̯̠͛̓̐̈́͐͌̃̓̈́͌Ȧ̶͕̦̞̫͈ͅͅA̷̼̗͕̞͚͑̅̿̅́̊͂̇A̶̧̞̒̍̂͛͑͋̐̕Ă̴̛̦͂̐̒̂̐͂̎À̸̢̢͈̪͇̪̯͐͆̾̋͝͝Ä̷̧̛̞͉̳͈̜͚́A̸͍͇̲̎À̵̠̠͗̈́̎͌A̸̰͗̎͐̽͘͘Ḁ̵͖̻͙͓͇͋͛̈́̓̎A̸͈̬̭͎̜̓́͝A̵͍͛͋̐̓̐͗̂͝͝͝Ả̷̖̥̥̗̳̈́̋̓̔Ã̷͚̯̩͈̎̄͛̎̌́̀-̶̱̞̳̯̥͙̹̐̓̿͐͘ ̴̳̪̤̗̯͓͂̀͛̉̕A̴̡̩͔̦͈͉͚͔͉͛̈Ą̸͙̩̱̖͖͌̂̄̎̂Ą̵̡̳̤̥̳̜̫͔͙͊͂̊̈́A̸̭͂͋͑͠ͅȂ̸͚̼̬͈̗͕̎̂̿́A̵̹̤̻͕͇̝͕͓̩̽̿̽̒̀̋̃́̈͝A̶̧̦͉̭͗͒̌̌̂̃̂͘͝͠A̷̡̢̨͉̬̟͕̫̹̎̉̆͘͠Ặ̶̛̓̓̽̀͘̚À̴̰͗̎͝A̸̯͛Ą̸̦̝͔̗̟͇͖̇́̕͝ͅA̴̫͍̩̺̳͚͑̍͊̑A̴̡͉̜͋͌͋̓̒͑̏́͝͝Ȧ̷̧̤̲̟͔̫̠̽̅̓͝Ą̶̤̤͚̓̒͜͜À̷̜̭͚̠̼̤̟̞̕ͅÃ̷̡̭̜͇̣̲̻̣̞A̴͓̖̬̖̠͍̦͆̈́̍̽̔̚͘͝Ą̷̟̲͖̺̺̘͍̣̹͌͒́̒̿̚A̵̰̩̪̼̮͉̺̐͛̇̒̌̓̊͝Ä̶̙̰́͝Ȧ̶͖̯̰̭̤̺͙̤̈́̆͜͝A̶̛͖̪͚̳̱̐̒͊͝Á̵̢̢̺̲̞̻̗͜Ȧ̶̡̨̝̙̗̠͙̩͈͈͊̒͝A̶̡̗̻̽̾̊̾́̓̓A̶̬̳͎͖̜̘̬͐̓̋̈́̃̑̑̏̈́͗Ā̵̠̠̙̘̫̈́A̵̧̩̠̒͂͂̄͛̋͝-̶̤̤͑̒̏̇̎́̕͘
Alastor: why don't you kiss me again Me: you don't have to tell me twice *wty I got so scared when that freaking anime girl moaned it startled me so bad I almost fell out of my bed*😂😂
@@aether_maletraveler Shocked? Yeah I feel you- I whipped out my headphones and put it on faster then my dad leaving for cheaper housing in Texas when it came to 7:00 ;-;
![Meeting A Stranger Named Alastor [Hazbin hotel] [Killer] [music] [Radio demon] [Series] [Part 1]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_GhkgUrfj0s/mqdefault.jpg)
me: *i just got out of bed*
al: OH NO U DONT
(also ummmm i guess im not ace anymore either😳🫣🫢
I have an asexual boyfriend you can have intimacy just for your partner but it's not there kind of thing. I mean we never but it was agreed on when we're married. Still though alastor would do it as more of gaining control.
@@a3_eki dang 😭
“STAY IN BED” also… the noises r hurting me 😂😢😢😢😢😂😢😢😢
Me: lol
6:59 MORPHY REALLY CHANGED THE ASMR INTO A BALLET THEATRE 😂😂😂
PEOPLE HERE WHO HEARD THE ORIGINAL VERSION
👇
I did
I did AHHAHSHSH
I wish I did 😢 and I really want to.
I did XD
I did and I think it sucks that they had to redo it because of RUclipsrs stupid standards.
7:00
NOT US MOANING- WHAT THE FUCK- this was actually the first time Alastor fucking us 😭😭
Edit: rip my notifications
Edit 2: I have never had this many likes
@@Rainbowkitten0 Definitely!
@@Rainbowkitten0for sure
@@Rainbowkitten0 I was hoping I would not have to say this but.... you're right you're 100% right
@@Rainbowkitten0Yep
Wait…HE DOES?! OOOOOOOHHHH MA GODD
….. this contract is sounding a _whole lot more_ like a marriage contract, Alastor, darling.
Omg we're married now ✨💍✨
@AthenatheKitty2846 hes married to almost everyone.
Edit:U guys, we have to stop from making morphy comfortable with HH characters who's w me?
That's because it is...
@@KAIKARU_112 *laughs in polyamory*
Its very.. _Intresting_ to say the least..
The fact that we all read the title and still clicked it shows that we all need therapy.
My bad dawg
Real I did it to be funny than I died☠️💀
I agree honestly 😅
Yea… but my therapist quit after I saw him once sooo…
Yes
WE LOSIN OUR VIRGINITY WITH THIS ONE💀💀💀
LOL😭
FR
𝐹𝑟𝑓𝑟 𝑖𝑣𝑑𝑒ℎ𝑦𝑑𝑑𝑓𝑓𝑑
Fr Fr
I WASN'T TRYNA LOSE MY VIRGINITY 💀💀💀😭😭😭😭
6:59 I think Morphy is getting a bit too comfortable...
Fr I'm scared 😰 ÆÆHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY DID VOX SEND THIS TO ME ÆÆÆÆ!?
HELP-
AND THAT IS SOOOOO OKAY
*Morphy hasn't talked to his therapist. Nah worse yet, he doesn't have one.*
@@Niffty_hazbinhotel5NIFTTY WTF WHY YOU WATCHING THINGS FROM VOX?!
6:59 WAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT HOLD UP
THE WAY I FUCKING HYPERVENTILATED
@@head_._._lockk like is that supposed to be ALASTOR because usually we're not supposed to have a "voice" in these 😅
The way my jaw dropped...BRO 😭
@@AlastorsStaffyep
Omg, why are there wet sounds like omfg
Father. You have fed us well. But what the FUCK ARE WE EATING
“WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE EATING” IM BALLING😭
*I DONT WANNA EAT NO MORE 😭*
*I'd rather starve fr 😭*
*"I don't wanna do this no mo 😭😰💀"*
Wait this isn’t Jambalaya
This video is as spicy as Alastor’s jambalaya
Pleaseeeee AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
No it's spicier, *WAY WAY SPICIER 💀*
💀. ❤️=📈📉
@@sheilamoton4643 FR
MY JAMBALAYA IS WAY MORE SPICY!🌶️
Us listening: 😳😳
Morphy behind the mic: 🤸🏋️🫄
Edit: Thanks for the like guys ^^
Why did this send me rolling on the floor 😂
So true
😅
@Smg4smg4201 FELLO SMG4 FAN!!
Not the mpeg emoji 💀
YESSS I WAS RIGHT!!!!! I KNEW WE WERE GETTING CLOSE TO INTERCOURSE WHEN THESE AUDIOS STARTED GETTING MORE SPICY-!! Okay I was literally telling myself “Bro I bet you one of these days Morphy is gonna run out of ideas for a Listener x Alastor ASMR video and he will just release a video of Alastor fucking us 💀😏” 🤣🤣😃
Also I literally snatched my headphones on when it got to 7:00 😂
@@M1ll0wXP therian buddies :D
@@AshIsA_Strawberry Haiii! :3
look up… i’m on your ceiling… hahaha my dear… don’t underestimate me…
Okay WTF! YOU MEAN LIKE FUCK US???????😮😮😮😮
MY JAW DROPPED LOWER THAN MY GRADES😭🙏🏾IT CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD
I can't 😂
REAL. LIKE I FULL ON SCREAMED IN A PANIC
Ain't no wayyyy😂😂😂
@@sassylassy1628 😭🙏🏾
LMAO UNDERRATED COMMENT☠️🤌
7:00 STOP CAUSE HOW DID WE GO FROM KISSING TO BASICALLY DOING THE OOMPA LOOMPA NOW 😭😭
Oopma loompa😂😂😂😂😂
wdym by oompa loompa
@@XnifftyX we’re doing the seggs with Alastor
@@XnifftyX by oompa loompa, they meant by uh.. 👌👈
(help me 😭😭😭)
@@tickingtimebomb444 i’m sorry?-
I was like "damn the story is progressing and our character is getting bolder in a cute way🥰🥵" and suddenly ANIME GIRL ON A CREAKING BED🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗯🗯🗯
edit: hell nah now we the swan lake or sum 💀💀
For real thoughhhhh I have all of Morphy’s Alastor vids in a playlist in order and it’s nice to listen to the progression of the story
THAT'S WHAT IT EXACTLY SOUNDS LIKE 😆😆
When i started watching:alright
At 6:58 : charlie, vaggie, nifty, husk,angel dust and cherri bomb wondering where the noises coming from..
HELP FR💀💀
Angel prob be like:👁👄👁
I think angel dust could just guess whats happening
Angel lowkey jealous probably. We all know he wanted to give Al a BJ😂
@@RSSarmiento-k9b"it's about time the strawberry pimp got it on with someone"
6:57 JUMPSCARE?” ITS RUFKING 11PM I GOT SO SCARED
SIIIII AJSJSJAJSJSJJA
I was the 69th like 😭😭😭😭
@@Kami-Camera LMAOO
LOL SAME HAHAHAHAHAHAH
its 12:23am and im watching this😀👍
Computer YEETED.
History DELETED.
Therapist GREETED.
Holy Water NEEDED.
Need holy water? For the low price of *FREE*, you can get some holy water from Heaven's fountain of virtue!!
@@Okami_Amaterasu BET. Thanks for telling me bestie!
@@willowholt6694np bestie!!!
WHY YOU DELITED 8:47
I want hear AL's voice like 0:22
@@Okami_Amaterasu WHY TF IS EMILY HERE!?!?
Right when i saw the title i immediately blushed
Edit : 7:00 I TOOK MY HEADPHONES AND THREW IT AGAINST THE WALL CUZ OF THE SOUND
You did too!!
Like I always do hahahah
Same and then I started crying😭💀
@@Solar_here11same and I started to scream my lungs out😭💀✋🏻
@@RSSarmiento-k9b nope I was just sitting in my bed using my computer so I could play on my phone like does heard that art and just sat in silence trying understand what had just happened
Next asmr be like : Alastor has to carry you everywhere because you can’t walk anymore 🫣🤭
LMAOOOO😂
Oh hell naw💀
PFTTTTTT
Oh maw gossh
Lolll!!
I'M GOING INSANE LIKE THE REST OF MY FRIENDS BECAUSE WE'RE HAVING A GIRLS NIGHT!!! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS FOR, MORPHY?! (I'm thankful for this, father. Give us more of this, I beg of you)
I suppose it too.
Hey Morphy, can you let me hear the Alastor's kinky voice?
You did good work! Keep going!
When he do X(can you understand the mean I want to say?)and when kissing. and I want hear the make some more sound.
Hello again
Me: reading comments while listening
Also me: clicks on 7:00 timestamp because curious
Also me again: Holy-
we did the same thing help
me : clicks oh shi-
I heard the music and I almost jumped out of my bed😭😭😭 Edit:I realized what was going on and I do the same 😅
WHAT IS IY PLEASE IM TOO SCARED TO HEAR
MORPHY HAS OFFICIALLY GONE INSANE YALL
The bed: 🪦
Fr it be sounded like its gonna break😂
I didn't know until 7:00
r.i.p. bed
@@Alexis-mb7br7:00 that will scar me for the rest of my life💀💀💀
@@altheawashington3412 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
NAH I JUST GOT TO THE CHURCH EARLIER, MORPHY💀 (Lord please have mercy on me)
I think im going to need to go with you
Count me in
Me 3 bro..🧍
Amen
Pack the things you need let’s go to church!!!
7:00
Me: *blushes like crazy*
My oc: emm what the sigma? *Raises eyebrow*
Same💀
@@Skyeshooter9794 ikr
💀
REAL
My oc just punch alastor so hard
HELL NAH NOT THE MOANING💀
OH MY GOD YA’LL TODAY IS THE DAY WE’VE WAITED AND WAITED AND WAITED AND WE REACHED THE ULTIMATE ALASTOR AUDIO- WHOOOOOOOO- WE’VE BEEN FED FOR DAYSSSSS NO, WEEKS- AHHHHHHH-
¡Minionss!🗣️🔥
❤❤❤️❤️❤️❤️🤭
i lagit woke up at 4am and saw this on my fyp and was like yes finnalyyyyyy
OH FUCK YES
🎶RAHHHHHHHHH🎶@@ItIsYuhGurlLily
This describes all character ai chats with Alastor.....
Don't try and deny it... WE KNOW THE TRUTH...
oh fuck man this guy is on to us
@@Wolf-sb8jw oh shit-
Not me actually having character ai🫣
He's in the walls- HES IN THE GODDAMN WALLS!
@@Wolf-sb8jwfuck he got us
7:00 AWOO😰 JUMPSCAREEE
REAL
💀
ⁿᵒʷ ⁱᵐ ᶜʳʸⁱⁿᵍ ⁱⁿ ᵐʸ ʳᵒᵒᵐ⁻
What is your username
@@Your_local_Muichiro_yay what do you have against my username? 😢😢
I didn’t think it was humanely possible to make a bed creak that long without stopping. Maybe wanna do a little maintenance afterwards...
Maybe say something after...or did he fall asleep?
The ASMR’s here get a little quirky at night
😳😳😏🤣
They do
Lol
Haha yes they do. 😳😏
FR BRO
7:00
BRO MY STOMACH DID A WHOLE BACKFLIP- HELP- 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀
MY HEART AND STOMACH FLIPPED BACKWARDS....HELP- 😭😭😭
Angel dust: doing good buddy doing good 👍
@@Ruby_kit345THATS CRAZY😭
@@JazminRamirez-zb6xs I just about thowed my phone
@@Ruby_kit345 PFTTTTTT
2:15 im here now lets see if i regret listening to this?
Edit: 7:00 ALASTOR WT-
Edit: Ive never gotten this many likes!!😮
omg i said the same
7:00 MY JAW DROPPED SO FAR WTF FIRST IT WAS VOX AND NOW ALASTOR
My face was like: 🤨🤨😒🤬
My chest: 🌩️🌩️🌪️⚡️
*gets my spray bottle* ALASTOR STOP JUMPING ON MY BED AND PLAYING WITH SLIME-
No headphones. Volume up, half asleep. Bro wtf 😭 I was so startled
NOO TvT
😈😈😈
@@Alastor30342 alastor are you ok?
@@Lucifer.Morningstar.666-qv7xrhe not
@@Alastor30342Alastor. My mother was outside my door and my headphones died while I was asleep listening to this. She thinks I’m crazy now. How dare u Al 😔😔
Al: hmm spicy
Me just blushing over here: shut the fuck up
I imagine how it would looks like : hears down, blushing and antler growing completly after he came and me scratching is back
Why did you feel the need to type this out
@@CalicatPistachios that was just my thought
This is a very amazing thought.❤🎉😊
Rip legs you will be miss😢
LMAO
Him: you belong to me you did sign the contract~
Me: FUCK YEAH I DID✨
I don’t I’m not the one who signed it HE signed it
MY-ALASTOR MY BED IS GOING TO BRAKE
Alastor...one more punishment, please!!
EMILY?! WHAT THE F*CK?!
Oh yes and one more for me too! :D
Yeah, I want the punishment in kinky way!
More please.
EMILY WTF!?- DAMN I DIDN’T KNOW AN ANGEL IS THIS KINKY- 😃 also me too :3
EMILY??!
The terror that shot through my heart when i heard the moaning, i thought to myself "damn RUclips adds are getting weird" imagine my surprise wien i turn my phone over and its still the video 🤣
6:59 this caught me off guard so much 💀
Same here
OKAY THE OTHER AUDIOS OF AL WERE FINE I GOTTA ADMIT EVEN THE WHIMPERING ONE WAS OKAY BUT THIS....THE CREAKING SOUNDS...THE MOANING...WAY TO FAR MORPHY!!!!! 😭😭✋
*FR AND YOU WANNA KNOW THE WORST PART?!*
*HE DID A VOX AUDIO TOO FIRST 😰😰😭😭*
MORPHY YOU JUST TRAUMATIZED THE LIFE OF ME AND MY SISTER
*ME TOO*
NO NOT UR SISTER
@@LillithJansma she hasn't been on the internet since we watched it 🥲
😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😭🤣😭🤣
is he...ive lost my sanity...im just..dead..my face is redder then i thought
SAME ☠️🤌🤌
Bro, I got an ad right at 1:23 and I screamed “FUCK YOU REC ROOM” At the top of my lungs-
Omg this is too funny for some reason💀
7:00 MORPHY YOU SCARED ME DEADASS
HELP 7:00 WHAT WAS THAT ALASTOR!?
CLICKED FASTER THAN ALASTOR LEAVING THE VEES.
LOL
We need ASMR where the role's switched, Were WE own his soul instead (Series idek)
BUT WHY IS ALASTOR FUCKING US WTHHH
*how Alastor would actually do*
Alastor: my dear, you need to stop,the kissing, it’s annoying, and plus, I’m ace!
DUDE WHEN I SAW THE TITLE I WAS ALREADY GIGGLING MORPHYVA ALWAYS NEVER FAIL TO MAKE ME GIGGLE
Alastor being aro ace.
Morphy ASMR making him doing things.
Me : *evil laugh like the joker*
6:58 EXCUSE ME?!
u excused ahaha
7:00 erm what the sigma, this is wild af, good, but i feel like morphy got way too comfortable this time Lmao
I screamed my flipping lungs out😭💀✋🏻
😭💀
@@RSSarmiento-k9b I just started screaming and threw my phone across the room fr
Like I’ve said in a difo comment..
This isn’t the first time Morphy has done this..
He’s done it to Gojo-
@@Your_Chuuya I didn't knew that-
Alastor lost his asexuality 🥰
YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, asexuality is a continuum, and I think Listener got what she wanted. Who knows, maybe Al is in rut?!
You don't lose your s3x orientation by having s3x. Stop the misinformation, some aces have s3x. Being Ace is not celibacy.
You don't lose your s3x orientation by having s3x 🙄 stop thinking asexuality is some kind of anti s3x cult. Aces can also have s3x.
I might lose mine too….
Sometimes alastor takes your soul, other times he takes your life, this time he's talking your abilities to walk 🙃
Real Alastor: “wtf?! (💀)”
MORPHY, STOP MENTALLY INJURING YOUR AUDIENCE
REAL I WAS CRYING DYING WHEEZING
It's a bird!
No it's a plane!
NO ITS MY INNOCENCE FLYING TO HEAVEN AND BACK TO HELLLLLLLL!
And back to Heaven!!
SAVE ME I JUST DROPPED FROM 100 to 20 in the innocent scale 😭😭😭
the way Alastor is moaning 5:50 💀🙏🙏🙏
LOL
@@Okami_AmaterasuAnd back to hell!
LMAO HE CHANGED IT TO CLASICAL MUSIC SO HE DOESN’T GET CANCELED ✋️🤣🤣
fuck any deadlines I have, I clicked faster than I did on the Lucifer one
MORPHY. THANK YOU SO MUCH BRO YOU ARE THE BEST ONG KEEP MAKING MORE PLEASE
7:00
WHAT THE HELL ALASTOR YA COULD HAVE TOLD ME U WERE GONNA JUMPSCARE ME LIKE THAT-
7:00 GIGGLING , (S)CREAMING, KICKING MY FEET,SQUEALING RN HOLY GOSH GOLLY WILICKERS- 😍😍
FR IM DOING SOME WEIRD EVIL GIGGLE
@@Aotfanlmao I STILL HAVEN'T RECOVERED FROM THE 7:00 PART I'M JUST TRAUMATIZED THE MOANING-..
@@raiiny_clxvdzz NEITHER HAVE I 😔 I KEEP THINKING ABOUT IT EVER SINCE I HEARD IT 😭😭
@@Aotfanlmao SAME AND ITS BEEN 10 HOURS AGO AND THAT ONE PART IS HAUNTING ME 😭😭
@@raiiny_clxvdzz FR LIKE AAAA
This is actully my new favorite asmr from your other asmrs of alastor
I can't explain how i feel 😭😭
CLICKED FASTER THAN MY DADDY ISSUES APPEARING 🗣‼️
Fr 💀💀
The way I wheezed when I saw this💀
Is he doing push ups on us? The bed creaking sounds the same. 😂 I want some diversity 😂
Bro kissed alastair so hard to the point where they stole his radio affect😂 0:38
I am a full ass man...19...listening to this...and I am not ashamed
Very real- (I’m not grown but I’ll always relate)
Real- but I'm a girl
Imagine Charlie is hearing this outside the door😨
I was not expecting a bed creakk 💀
Morphy: you know what, fuck you *unfools their April 1 joke
I never thought he would do it-
Not me just pretending my mom isn’t next to me and listening to this and drinking my Caprisun ALSO THE END THE SHOKED LOOK ON MY FACE MY MOM ASKED WHAT WAS WRONG SO I TOLD HER “Ummmm I forgot to walk the fish” 😭😭😭💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣
HELP THE FISH
WE'RE GETTING GUIDELINE STRIKED WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥
7:10 The floor boards when I’m trying to quietly go downstairs to get a snack at 3 am:
Why are the floor boards wet?💀
@@MaggieVaul NAHHH THATS WILD 💀
@@Rand0m_3ditz4 OMG💀💀💀💀
7:00 NAW BRUH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- (rolls on the floor dying as i forgot to pause the alastor x listener) RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- A- A- A- AA- A- A̶͇̭̭͇͚͈̥͈͕͙̒͒͐͐̚͠-̵̲̝̖͎̥͈̬̖̃͑͂̕-̸̤̻͛̿͛̊̇̓ ̵̨̻͍̤̪̝̈́̓͋͂̀͒A̷̧̟̫̹͌̒̄̿̓͊͗̅̿A̷͓̱̪͉̩̳̫͑͘A̸̤̎̈́A̷̯̠͛̓̐̈́͐͌̃̓̈́͌Ȧ̶͕̦̞̫͈ͅͅA̷̼̗͕̞͚͑̅̿̅́̊͂̇A̶̧̞̒̍̂͛͑͋̐̕Ă̴̛̦͂̐̒̂̐͂̎À̸̢̢͈̪͇̪̯͐͆̾̋͝͝Ä̷̧̛̞͉̳͈̜͚́A̸͍͇̲̎À̵̠̠͗̈́̎͌A̸̰͗̎͐̽͘͘Ḁ̵͖̻͙͓͇͋͛̈́̓̎A̸͈̬̭͎̜̓́͝A̵͍͛͋̐̓̐͗̂͝͝͝Ả̷̖̥̥̗̳̈́̋̓̔Ã̷͚̯̩͈̎̄͛̎̌́̀-̶̱̞̳̯̥͙̹̐̓̿͐͘ ̴̳̪̤̗̯͓͂̀͛̉̕A̴̡̩͔̦͈͉͚͔͉͛̈Ą̸͙̩̱̖͖͌̂̄̎̂Ą̵̡̳̤̥̳̜̫͔͙͊͂̊̈́A̸̭͂͋͑͠ͅȂ̸͚̼̬͈̗͕̎̂̿́A̵̹̤̻͕͇̝͕͓̩̽̿̽̒̀̋̃́̈͝A̶̧̦͉̭͗͒̌̌̂̃̂͘͝͠A̷̡̢̨͉̬̟͕̫̹̎̉̆͘͠Ặ̶̛̓̓̽̀͘̚À̴̰͗̎͝A̸̯͛Ą̸̦̝͔̗̟͇͖̇́̕͝ͅA̴̫͍̩̺̳͚͑̍͊̑A̴̡͉̜͋͌͋̓̒͑̏́͝͝Ȧ̷̧̤̲̟͔̫̠̽̅̓͝Ą̶̤̤͚̓̒͜͜À̷̜̭͚̠̼̤̟̞̕ͅÃ̷̡̭̜͇̣̲̻̣̞A̴͓̖̬̖̠͍̦͆̈́̍̽̔̚͘͝Ą̷̟̲͖̺̺̘͍̣̹͌͒́̒̿̚A̵̰̩̪̼̮͉̺̐͛̇̒̌̓̊͝Ä̶̙̰́͝Ȧ̶͖̯̰̭̤̺͙̤̈́̆͜͝A̶̛͖̪͚̳̱̐̒͊͝Á̵̢̢̺̲̞̻̗͜Ȧ̶̡̨̝̙̗̠͙̩͈͈͊̒͝A̶̡̗̻̽̾̊̾́̓̓A̶̬̳͎͖̜̘̬͐̓̋̈́̃̑̑̏̈́͗Ā̵̠̠̙̘̫̈́A̵̧̩̠̒͂͂̄͛̋͝-̶̤̤͑̒̏̇̎́̕͘
NOT MORPHY GETTING TOO COMFROTABLE WITH THIS😭😭😭😭😭
Vox old pall why are you even here
@@Your_local_Muichiro_yay Uhm...💀
@@YourpapitoLuciferuuhhhm what are you doing here luci?
@@Azrael_DeathArchangel hush😬💀
@@YourpapitoLucifer Do you want me to show Alastor what video we see?😊
7:00 I hit the off button faster than my dad threw me into a fridge
BRO WHAT (real)
@@SylviestarzzHELP
Inside of alastor it is lucifer . 10:00 at night and everyone is like where is the nosie coming from
Alastor: why don't you kiss me again
Me: you don't have to tell me twice
*wty I got so scared when that freaking anime girl moaned it startled me so bad I almost fell out of my bed*😂😂
I READ THE THUMBNAIL, I THOUGHT IT WAS CLICKBAIT BUT TURNS OUT IT WASNT! 😰
ME TOO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
*God forbid this unholy ass shit 💀😭*
*I wish it was clickbait 😭😭*
@@sheilamoton4643 SAME😭
@@sheilamoton4643 real
HELP HELP HELP,NOT ALASTOR MAKING US SCREAM UNTIL OUR SOUL LEAVE OUR BODY TO GET 'EM,LOOOO-----
Alastor: uh....I WASN'T READY!
Me: BAHAHHAHAH!
Doesn't seem like Alastor is aroace anymore 😃- HELP
Having s3x doesn't change your s3x orientation. Stop with the misinformation. There are aroaces that do the do.
AKSJDKENE ALASTOR ASMR LETS GOOOO
7:00 Morphy, buddy, I’m concerned for your search history
Yeah I’m getting a bit too.. concerned about his search history 😭
I was watching hazbin hotel and I immediately clicked on this 😭
🗿
Lmao
I’m lucky subtitles aren’t on😭😭😭
Lmao
OMG MORE PUNISHMENT! ALASTOR! ALASTOR!
My guy you role playing with the audio?- honestly I would to so I shouldn’t be talking- 😃
@@M1ll0wXP I ain't do role play.... Most of the time I'M NOT THOUGH I'M JUST SAYING....
@@aether_maletraveler Okay okay damn- Didn’t have to get all mad- I just thought, And you could’ve corrected me in a nicer way- 😃
@@M1ll0wXP I AIN'T MAD I'M JUST.... CONCERNED.... IS ALL.... BECAUSE.... WHEN THE VIDEO HIT 7:00 I WAS SO.... JUST SO....
@@aether_maletraveler Shocked? Yeah I feel you- I whipped out my headphones and put it on faster then my dad leaving for cheaper housing in Texas when it came to 7:00 ;-;
Interesting choice of title, Morphy...
7:00
WHAT THE-?!!!!!😳
I laughed really hard and I was red like a tomato! My family remained silent!!!
HOLY MOLY!!!😳
AYOOOOOOOO!!!
6:59 I WAS ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP UNTIL I HEARD THIS AND I WENT “WAI-WAITWAITWAITWAIT WHAT”
Hold on...the way he said "I WASNT READY 👹👹😭😭" got me dyinggg also dont eat me 😑💢🖕🏾 but i love him 😊
REAL SAME
Its a bird
Îts a plane
Oh wait îk what it is...
OUR VIRGINITY + INNOCENTS LEAVING LIKE OUR DADS😂
Pretty much.
My dad is still here lol
\COUGHS AGGRESIVELY/ excuse me what the actuall sigma🤓👆
What does mean "sigma"? I mean now much ppl suddenly use it, and i wanna know why-
@@meimiyamoto Watch the lucifer video he made you'll understand why