The Chaotic Evolution of PIRACY in the SW Universe - From Ancient Tionese Pirates to Skeleton Crew

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  • Опубликовано: 26 янв 2025

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  • @crocowithaglocko5876
    @crocowithaglocko5876 15 дней назад +72

    As Hondo always said: Speak softly, and drive a big tank

    • @Ben-m9n7p
      @Ben-m9n7p 15 дней назад +18

      And "If one hostage is good, then two is better, and three? That's just good business"

    • @isaackim7675
      @isaackim7675 15 дней назад +7

      And his mood is based on profit

    • @Jeremiah_Rivers76
      @Jeremiah_Rivers76 14 дней назад +1

      @@isaackim7675Nice, fat, warm, juicy profits!

    • @YourLifeWasting
      @YourLifeWasting 11 дней назад +4

      this endeavor is no longer profitable!

  • @felmaster3534
    @felmaster3534 15 дней назад +57

    THIS EFFORT... IS NO LONGER... PROFITABLE!

    • @somethingmoredecent
      @somethingmoredecent 15 дней назад +12

      Few characters from the series had *so* many iconic one-liners quite like Hondo

  • @aster4jaden
    @aster4jaden 15 дней назад +22

    I'd love for more Space Pirates Content. Star Wars has so much to offer and it's sad it mainly sticks with Jedi and Sith, even worse a lot of Fans don't understand there is more to Star Wars than just them.

  • @cybersmith_videos
    @cybersmith_videos 15 дней назад +13

    All the factors that made it really hard for the Empire to fight the Rebellion (3-dimensional nature of space, limited hyperspace tracking) made it near-impossible to stop piracy. IRL, we only really got rid of it in the 1800s, and it started to make a comeback in the 21st.

  • @lerneanlion
    @lerneanlion 15 дней назад +8

    Hondo Ohnaka: I have the jar of spices!
    Nute Gunray: It's just... good business...

  • @PhoenyxAshe
    @PhoenyxAshe 15 дней назад +7

    I was wondering if anyone else remembered Crimson Jack's original appearance in the comics. The issue he first appeared in was one of the first comics I read that wasn't a "kid's comic" (Richie Rich, Scrooge McDuck, et al). Looking back on it... they had no idea then, but today I giggle at the unintended foreshadowing.
    Han and Leia have each been captured by Crimson Jack in separate attacks.
    Han to Crimson Jack: "What isn't told about that tale is that a certain Rebel Princess... fell in love."
    It's an attempt to let Han and Leia pass a whispered conversation - through a kiss - and after a fashion it works.
    Afterward, while staying "in character" Leia gets a bit of revenge... =grins=

  • @marshalllatta2073
    @marshalllatta2073 15 дней назад +20

    I love space pirates in star wars it's so freaking

    • @Alduinhead
      @Alduinhead 14 дней назад +4

      True, space pirates in Star Wars really do be so freaking

    • @bryantmccall6967
      @bryantmccall6967 14 дней назад +2

      Ikr, so freaking

  • @zexalbrony4799
    @zexalbrony4799 14 дней назад +4

    "Melg, why did you do it? You're not a hero, you're a pirate like me."

  • @ihn-90
    @ihn-90 15 дней назад +8

    THIS VIDEO IS NO LONGER *P R O F I T A B L E*

  • @isaackim7675
    @isaackim7675 15 дней назад +3

    2:10. We really need a series about this pirate group. They only got like one minute screen time in the sequel trilogy

  • @violetlight1548
    @violetlight1548 15 дней назад +8

    Thanks for bringing up the main cause of piracy - poverty and desperation. Not many others do. There is a sci-fi franchise where piracy, bounty hunting, smuggling etc. Is very much reduced, and the main practioners of piracy in particular treat it more as a cultural tradition than being an actual threat. I wonder if said galaxy's protagonist factions policy of space socialism - providing for ALL its citizens to the extent they don't even use internal currency - has anything to do with that?

    • @davidrossa4125
      @davidrossa4125 15 дней назад

      Imagine being a crime apologist to shill for your failed ideology. There are many poor and desperate people who don’t become criminal.

  • @lshackelford4175
    @lshackelford4175 14 дней назад +1

    11:52 What? The best way to get rid of pirates was just to give them jobs? No way! 😂

  • @Huy-G-Le
    @Huy-G-Le 10 дней назад +2

    “Poverty is the soil in which crime grows; crime is a reflection of the general poverty and inequality of the existing system.”
    Roman Emperor Marcus Aurelius.

  • @DunkeyManiac
    @DunkeyManiac 15 дней назад +5

    skeleton crew reference

  • @jamiewalsh3349
    @jamiewalsh3349 14 дней назад +2

    Good to hear you're liking Skeleton Crew. It's really enjoyable.

  • @anthonygillette
    @anthonygillette 10 дней назад +1

    Justice for Hondo, forever the best pirate in the galaxy

  • @djashovel
    @djashovel 15 дней назад +2

    You know if strar wars did crossovers, like, for example, halo mass effect and cyberpunk
    It would be interesting to see.
    All the different droids Cause undoubtedly the ones we know would look completely different with a lot of new upgrades and weapons and technology They have with them
    ( Not imaging character interactions Like factions from halo Interacting with the galaxy )
    I mean, just think about what an upgraded general grievous would look like

  • @darthcheesecake3392
    @darthcheesecake3392 12 дней назад

    Addressing the issues on the Rim would have lessened piracy. It never would have eliminated it. A combination of working to improve the Rim and crushing pirate groups would have been a good combination.

  • @anthonygillette
    @anthonygillette 10 дней назад

    20:36 so was acolyte but they cancelled it so 🤷 I’ll watch it after it’s got a few seasons under its belt. I’m absolutely livid at the shambles of the studio that used to have confidence in the stories it told. George was unflinching in the prequel era, regardless of backlash. And acolyte deserved the same attention and confidence

  • @declanhandley-byrne4335
    @declanhandley-byrne4335 3 дня назад

    I hope we get a live-action miniseries about Hondo someday

  • @lucasrego8660
    @lucasrego8660 14 дней назад

    You guys should do a video explaining the corporate alliance tank droid or the snail tank!! Please love you guys btw

  • @eaglefangkaratedojo7473
    @eaglefangkaratedojo7473 9 дней назад

    When I grow up I wanna be like Hondo. He reminds me of myself a lot and actually his accent is very similar to my own father’s. I don’t mean the criminal stuff just the speaking softly and driving a big tank part (for legal reasons)

  • @juanizquierdo8114
    @juanizquierdo8114 15 дней назад +1

    La MEJOR serie de star war y la mas creíble y sería no las otras porqueria conveniente para que los protagonistas ganen siempre de forma inverosímil

  • @CloneScavengerVulpin8389
    @CloneScavengerVulpin8389 14 дней назад +1

    Hondo lost his gang to the empire.

  • @djashovel
    @djashovel 15 дней назад +1

    What if the covenant from halo and unsc existed in star wars

  • @westongarner-qo2ez
    @westongarner-qo2ez 14 дней назад +1

    256th like!👍
    Awesome video!🤘
    Keep up the awesome work!🤘😎🤘

  • @ABadassDragon
    @ABadassDragon 15 дней назад +1

    You gonna do any videos on skeleton crew?

  • @YourLifeWasting
    @YourLifeWasting 11 дней назад

    would like to see han solo use some of these tricks

  • @Wastelandman7000
    @Wastelandman7000 14 дней назад +1

    I find the idea that just the lack of resources leads to crime/piracy insulting. I was poor most of my life, I never turned to crime. No, what really causes an explosion of organized crime/piracy is poverty PLUS a power vacuum.
    You can see this all the way from ancient times to modern day. Mediterranean piracy was rampant till Rome filled the power vacuum. The "Age of Piracy" during the age of sail happened because the navies of Europe were too small and poorly organized to patrol the oceans. This led to an explosion of piracy. Once the navies of Europe (England in particular) got their act together it filled the power vacuum and the age of piracy ended. The Somali pirates existed because their government had no power to stop them. Large scale organized crime ALWAYS exists because of a power vacuum.
    The Star Wars galaxy will always have a piracy problem simply because of the way hyperspace works. You're not exactly on rails, but it still results in restrictive navigation. Its not like a warp drive where you simply set course and go. The hyperspace trade route system leaves too many nooks and crannies of the galaxy that will always be in a power vacuum. The empire for all of its grandiose bluster never, even at its peak, had enough force projection to eradicate piracy. Star Trek and other similar settings that have unlimited navigational freedom (within reason) don't have this problem because warp, or slipstream or what have you. allows nowhere for the pirates to hide if they're pursued by a competent navy.

  • @SsgtTucker
    @SsgtTucker 12 дней назад

    If you don't like Hondo, you're just wrong

  • @tactical_support
    @tactical_support 14 дней назад

    This video is sponsored by pirates

  • @timgersh6787
    @timgersh6787 15 дней назад +1

    Skeleton crew was ok but it should have stayed as a kids show rather than now its some high stakes drama. If the story was kids reading the story of Hondo decided to go for his treasure having an adventure. Sure it would have been a stupid kids show but the kids watch with their parents who remember and like the old clone wars lore

    • @bot_Est1989
      @bot_Est1989 14 дней назад

      Exactly.
      Heaven forbid the company that is supposed to be a children's entertainment company actually focuses on shit for kids instead of grown ass "Disney adults"
      Pathetic.

    • @akumaking1
      @akumaking1 13 дней назад

      Well it’s not like there’s anybody with more than two brain cells to run together in the higher positions of Disney.

  • @GamerDog102
    @GamerDog102 15 дней назад +1

    Ok

  • @DarthVages
    @DarthVages 14 дней назад +1

    👍

  • @cheackymonkey
    @cheackymonkey 5 дней назад

    🏴‍☠🏴‍☠🏴‍☠

  • @bot_Est1989
    @bot_Est1989 14 дней назад +2

    Bro... nobody gives a shit about Skeleton Crew. Even less people watched it than The Acolyte lmao.
    Disney SW is done. Focus on legends and George Lucas's canon.
    I stopped watching half your shit because you started making videos on Disney slop.

  • @xxxlonewolf49
    @xxxlonewolf49 14 дней назад

    Eve online art lol...yea, lots of pirates there

  • @j0nsanders
    @j0nsanders 10 дней назад

    The amount of ads on this video is unwatchable wtf is going on

  • @AOT_HxH95
    @AOT_HxH95 14 дней назад

    Skeleton Crew is a garbage show. The most messed up thing I saw was the creation of a fan group called and I kid you not, The Brutus Beatoffs. Furries obsessed with Brutus. The creator of this group was given a Skeleton Crew gift basket from Disney.

    • @GrimDoesMineCraft
      @GrimDoesMineCraft 14 дней назад

      So what exactly makes it a garbage show? I don’t see how you hating furries correlates

    • @AOT_HxH95
      @AOT_HxH95 14 дней назад

      @ It’s Disney Star Wars.

    • @GrimDoesMineCraft
      @GrimDoesMineCraft 14 дней назад

      @@AOT_HxH95 ah right so you haven’t watched it and therefore opinion is irrelevant

    • @AOT_HxH95
      @AOT_HxH95 14 дней назад

      @ I don’t need to watch it. It’s part of Disney canon. All roads lead to Jake Skywalker.