@@RainbowFrogger 'romantic attraction' is inseparable from sexual attraction that it's basically the same thing. or else you're just relabelling something known, like close friendship, which you can't understand because you don't understand things outside the lens of shipping couples in media hence the need to relabel. besides, every ""asexual"" i've seen is a pornsick freak or a traumatised woman (which is fair enough) so words mean nothing to them anyways.
Abs. Boobs and ass can be granted by either the genetic lottery or cheap artificial measures. But a good toned midriff can only be earned through hard work and dedication.
If you see a girl's abs she's likely so underfed/dehydrated that she might have hormonal issues that mess with timely menstruation. It's not a good look on a woman. If you like abs just hypnotize yourself to be bi and look at abs on dudes.
That’s the coward’s answer. Also,he hated Adam and Eve eating the apple and the apple allowed them to see that being naked was unbecoming so I have to imagine he created humans largely without personality meaning he would not be attracted to personality. Now a pick a damn body part.
I get its a meme and not serious, but I want to put up some info about Christianity for those interested. If you are not, God bless you. The point from the post makes sense on a surface level, but upon examination of Christian theology and philosophy it is obvious why it not valid. Yes, Christ did manifest in the flesh as a human person, but He was never internally tempted. Sexual temptation is an internal temptation, and even looking at a woman with lust means giving into this temptation, and therefore sinning (Christ Himself said that during the sermon on the mount). Satan did try to externally tempt Christ during the 40 days in the desert, and he failed. Christ was never internally tempted, and the reason He was able to give Himself as a sacrifice for the sins of the world was precisely because He is not a sinner, not even internally. Many non-Christians, or even a few lukewarm Christians don't know this, but Christ being the "Son of God" means that He is God Himself (and therefore does not sin, because sin is the process of separating yourself from God). In Christianity, God is One Being with three hypostases: The Father, The Son/Word (Christ), and the Holy Spirit. According to canonical Christian theology, Christ is the Word of God in the flesh. When God created the universe, He did it as the Word hypostases. And the Word is not just God's rules, but He is everything Good. Christ does not simply love, He is Love. He does not tell the truth, He is Truth. He is not just good, He is Goodness itself, for He is God, and without Him, there is no Love or Truth or Goodness, or even Being itself, as He is Being. Sin is not part of human nature as God created us, but rather it is something we chose with our own free will (although Satan neglected to inform as of the consequences, surprise surprise). Therefore, sexual sin and immorality are something we inherited through our own sin, not through God. Christ manifested as the perfect, sinless human being. I had no idea of the above when I was an atheist (I have am now an Orthodox Christian), and had a very misinformed view on what Christian theology actually proposes, so I hope this helps scratch the surface for those who have never heard of it before.
"Hands." "My name is Kirei Kotomine. I'm 28 years old. Although I live in a church in Fuyuki City, I'd sometimes visit the Tohsaka residence; On the southern end where Western-style houses are. I am not married, but I'm the best girl in Type-LUNA franchise, although I'm actually a man. I work as an Executor for the Church. I don't smoke, unlike Kirigutsu Emiya, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed only once I've finished my duties for the day, and don't really bother to get 8 hours of sleep, because it's not important. After having a portion of mapo tofu and playing with the poor, poor orphans I have rescued for my amusement, I usually find no problem sleeping until 6 in the morning. I am a pacifist. However, if I have to fight, I will not lose to anyone. Yorokobe shonen."
Jesus wouldn't reduce a women's value down to her sexual value; he found beauty in all people. "Care not about what you wear, or how you look. For I tell you, not even Solomon in all his splendor was clothed as beautifully as the lily of the fields." The question is based on a false premise, Jesus would not have allowed lust to influence his judgment of a women's beauty.
According to the Gospel of Luke, Mary Magdalene, the Apostle of apostles and one of the witnesses to the crucifixion, was one of many women to support the minstry of Jesus out of their own pocket. Therefore, Jesus is canonically a golddigger
There's a few easy loop holes in here Asexuality, aka, not being tempted by sex at all bc you don't feel the urge, at all would make you not fully human being one. The second one is "Jesus is not tempted by things that normally would tempt humans because he's God Incarnate in man." Third is that he literally would never leer at a woman, ever. Because he's Jesus. I know its a meme but i decided to throw this here anyway
Jesus is the kinda guy who says personality. It's not that he denies himself of the pleasures of the flesh but it's just that, Samson lost his strength because of Delilah, so Jesus doesn't want to have a Delilah moment.
This question implies that sex repulsed asexuals are divine but also implies that sex neutral and sex positive asexuals are similar to jesus or half human, half divine.
It ain't that deep broski, it's just a meme. It would be similar to saying "are you saying people who prefer thighs aren't human ?" because the answer would fall outside these 2 choices
@@matthewmccoyd2578 Probably both, knowing Joshua he probably wouldnt even enjoy this type of entertainment or at the very least feel quite alienated since he probably didnt know that you can watch tiny guys move on the television screen
@@olek432olek not a pronoun, actually, but sexual orientation, or rather, lack thereof. Basically you crush on no-one (aromantic) and doesn't wanna screw anyone (ace-asexual)
Sexual desire is part of a human nature, but is corrupted by sin, so he probably have sexual desire but never corrupt it with sin, not even the sin of think in something sexual
Jesus was fully human and fully divine. He didn't have such temptations cause He was perfect. Technically speaking, He WAS tempted of the flesh by Satan, but Jesus said, "Man cannot live by bread alone. Rather, he lives on every Word that comes out of the Mouth of the Eternal One."
@@dirtydan9785 humans are not very good at calculating the effects of their actions, though, so having social rules as a proxy could be good. Some sort of spirituality exists in literally every human culture we know of, suggesting it’s beneficial for societies, though admittedly, our modern world is so unprecedented that there is great friction. But, if you are so skeptical, and care so much about truth, you must also be skeptical of the assumption “being skeptical about everything is good”. I do not think it is.
Question: How do you not have an ass? Not having boobs, yes thats a thing, but you cant have no ass, you would have to be starving to have no ass, but every normal woman has a decent level of ass, which means that it is better to have boobs, which is not a given, because ass will be present anyway.
It is a meme about new vegas, dont get too theological
No.
@@BarryvanderMerwebased jesus pfp
Don’t tell me what to do!
@@mOki.i I thought it was a gay hippy.
Too late
Would the Lord not appreciate all aspects of His creation?
@@RainbowFrogger his biggest kink is obviously praise kink, that's like his entire thing
😂
@@RainbowFroggerIs that not correct?
@@RainbowFroggerBased and truepilled
@@RainbowFrogger I dunno man, God has punished people in creative ways, just saying sadism isn’t too farfetched
Jesus would answer 'Personality' and also mean it. Like the true Chad he was.
@@RainbowFrogger
"omni-romantic asexual" is the most metal sounding thing I've heard today
@@YetAnotherInv they are making new ones every day I swear 😭😭
@@RainbowFrogger what the fuck is that
@@RainbowFrogger omg, I bet that makes you very special and unique
@@RainbowFrogger 'romantic attraction' is inseparable from sexual attraction that it's basically the same thing. or else you're just relabelling something known, like close friendship, which you can't understand because you don't understand things outside the lens of shipping couples in media hence the need to relabel. besides, every ""asexual"" i've seen is a pornsick freak or a traumatised woman (which is fair enough) so words mean nothing to them anyways.
Wind Turbine
Sorry ladies! This Demigod is attracted to green energy and green energy alone
Whippity whippity woOOAAH-
And what do you call these… ‘wind monkeys’?
😭
@@NexusKirinWiggaboo’s?
@@NexusKirin "Wiggers."
"Hills are Hills"
Ok that's the best way to say both
Reman Cyrodill's father be like
@@fluoxvonhoovienheimer4706 you should Kay why ess
Abs. Boobs and ass can be granted by either the genetic lottery or cheap artificial measures. But a good toned midriff can only be earned through hard work and dedication.
If you see a girl's abs she's likely so underfed/dehydrated that she might have hormonal issues that mess with timely menstruation. It's not a good look on a woman. If you like abs just hypnotize yourself to be bi and look at abs on dudes.
Or steroids.
Buff Mommy Dom 😩😫
@@brianjones9780 What ? It's a good look on a woman regardless of wether it's good for her menstrual cycle or not lmao, what are you saying my guy
My brother in Christ
A third more sinister thing.
Feet
Nose 🤤
@HandsomeTissuekidneys 😋
hair
Gal bladder ❤❤❤
Personality... and personality is stored in the thighs and abs.
that is the correct answer
Yes, applicable to most people
You mean waist
@@Pakotugudugudugudugudugudugu oh fuck, my real secret weakness, a well preserved female waist ... i would flat out die to have one myself
@@Depressed_until_dead youre weird this is why you aint gonna see any waist
The fact it's Joshua Graham makes this 100 times better, and i just don't know why
You do know why.
god was definitely the type who goes for personality.
WRONG. God was an ass man, through and through.
@@RainbowFrogger He chooses the worst sinners so he can transform them into saints
@@RainbowFrogger Be patient. For God's timing is incredibly rewarding
with a bit of ass c:
That’s the coward’s answer. Also,he hated Adam and Eve eating the apple and the apple allowed them to see that being naked was unbecoming so I have to imagine he created humans largely without personality meaning he would not be attracted to personality. Now a pick a damn body part.
Soul, obviously.
I get its a meme and not serious, but I want to put up some info about Christianity for those interested. If you are not, God bless you.
The point from the post makes sense on a surface level, but upon examination of Christian theology and philosophy it is obvious why it not valid.
Yes, Christ did manifest in the flesh as a human person, but He was never internally tempted. Sexual temptation is an internal temptation, and even looking at a woman with lust means giving into this temptation, and therefore sinning (Christ Himself said that during the sermon on the mount).
Satan did try to externally tempt Christ during the 40 days in the desert, and he failed. Christ was never internally tempted, and the reason He was able to give Himself as a sacrifice for the sins of the world was precisely because He is not a sinner, not even internally.
Many non-Christians, or even a few lukewarm Christians don't know this, but Christ being the "Son of God" means that He is God Himself (and therefore does not sin, because sin is the process of separating yourself from God). In Christianity, God is One Being with three hypostases: The Father, The Son/Word (Christ), and the Holy Spirit.
According to canonical Christian theology, Christ is the Word of God in the flesh. When God created the universe, He did it as the Word hypostases. And the Word is not just God's rules, but He is everything Good.
Christ does not simply love, He is Love. He does not tell the truth, He is Truth. He is not just good, He is Goodness itself, for He is God, and without Him, there is no Love or Truth or Goodness, or even Being itself, as He is Being.
Sin is not part of human nature as God created us, but rather it is something we chose with our own free will (although Satan neglected to inform as of the consequences, surprise surprise). Therefore, sexual sin and immorality are something we inherited through our own sin, not through God. Christ manifested as the perfect, sinless human being.
I had no idea of the above when I was an atheist (I have am now an Orthodox Christian), and had a very misinformed view on what Christian theology actually proposes, so I hope this helps scratch the surface for those who have never heard of it before.
Hmmm very cool. I grew up on a Christian family but never knew that.
damn, the wine 2k years ago must've been crazy
i mean you can kind of figure this out easily.
Jesus truly died in vain.
On point brother
"Calcium cannons"
Thou has answered in the most sophisticated way possible
I will now only refer to them as “Calcium cannons” thank you my good man
And the other option:
*_Safety cushions_*
i will never look up calcium cannons on google ever again
I like to imagine that it's Ulyssess he's bullying, which is appropriate, considering how he himself likes to ask about "bull or bear". =D
this implies that Ace people have reached a level of Divine transcendence because clearly wanting sex is what defines a human
actually, you know what? we take those. ace people have attained nirvana, actually
hell yeah!
so true awesome
😎
Mathew 5:28 "But I say unto you, that whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."
Children
This is the correct answer
based?
@@fozzygozzy465 This isn’t based, its goddamn correct.
WRONG (edit: He originally said thighs, I have no comment on the current state of his post)
@anthroimperzia3927 Weebs are into lolis
D**k
Ducks are the cutest birds on the planet.
Had me in the first half, but I know your tricks
but pegniun though
THANK YOU
Lucifer, maybe idk.
Don’t know if that it quite the defence you think it is.
both
Agreed.
Both is good
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@@tranquoccuong890-its-orge *pulls out the Glock*
Based
Abs.
Based
Based. Tits are better though...
@@UNGOC_Engineer3231 Agreed
my man
“Seppaku” goes wild 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
"Hands."
"My name is Kirei Kotomine. I'm 28 years old. Although I live in a church in Fuyuki City, I'd sometimes visit the Tohsaka residence; On the southern end where Western-style houses are. I am not married, but I'm the best girl in Type-LUNA franchise, although I'm actually a man. I work as an Executor for the Church. I don't smoke, unlike Kirigutsu Emiya, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed only once I've finished my duties for the day, and don't really bother to get 8 hours of sleep, because it's not important. After having a portion of mapo tofu and playing with the poor, poor orphans I have rescued for my amusement, I usually find no problem sleeping until 6 in the morning. I am a pacifist. However, if I have to fight, I will not lose to anyone. Yorokobe shonen."
Truly a smiling mersault moment
Reading this gave me a heart attack. A sheer one.
this made me bite the dust
@@lpmatthews7387 Smiling is good for your health.
Kira watching this video:
If he says personality todo is gonna be pissed
I feel like Jesus would have been a hair guy.
Nah nobody beating jesus's hair tho. It's like a 6"4 looking for a tall person
"To deny that he had sexual temptations means that he wasn't fully human"
Asexual people:
I'm all about them milk pillows
I mean thats kinda my thing!
Its just like i wanna know how swe---
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@@seantaggart7382 oh, did you mean pus-
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Lmao all these comments are getting removed 😂
@@darkscythe3874not mine
@@Lahkokilang. no I meant how good the mi *[comment removed]*
Jesus wouldn't reduce a women's value down to her sexual value; he found beauty in all people.
"Care not about what you wear, or how you look. For I tell you, not even Solomon in all his splendor was clothed as beautifully as the lily of the fields."
The question is based on a false premise, Jesus would not have allowed lust to influence his judgment of a women's beauty.
Big V8 diesel engine
Ultrakill reference
Diesel engines are the worst. Would rather have a 3cyl petrol engine over anything diesel 🤢
Answering "personality" to a question like that is like answering Logitech to "Nvidia or AMD?"
Odd comparison but yeah kinda
its the correct answer though
Intel
"What gpu did you choose"
"Oh I got the i9 🤪 thanks for asking"
A tomboy personality
Yes
Ok
correct answer
Geniune Love?! (& Thighs?!)
There is scripture that confirms but i may need to search for a while
a fit and tonned body. it is the perfect signifier that she works hard and is commited to staying healthy.
literally prison school moment.
According to the Gospel of Luke, Mary Magdalene, the Apostle of apostles and one of the witnesses to the crucifixion, was one of many women to support the minstry of Jesus out of their own pocket. Therefore, Jesus is canonically a golddigger
@@RainbowFrogger that counts as scolding a father for his stupidity
A golddigger? Really? That stuff used for pavement in the Lord’s domain?
"both? both, both is good."
"Sex.
NOW!!!!!!!!!!"
@@pyrobyte69 no way you got the reference LOL
@@GabiGamerBR lmao
@@pyrobyte69*gets hit by ram 6h*
Asexuals be like: Ok, so I guess we aren't humans after all...
There's a few easy loop holes in here Asexuality, aka, not being tempted by sex at all bc you don't feel the urge, at all would make you not fully human being one. The second one is "Jesus is not tempted by things that normally would tempt humans because he's God Incarnate in man." Third is that he literally would never leer at a woman, ever. Because he's Jesus.
I know its a meme but i decided to throw this here anyway
Why not both?
Just turn it into Bass and dance the night away as you get and see with both the assets that you soon will use to play.
Have a nice day
Personally, I don't need much of either. Just some of both.
counter-argument: jesus could have been asexual.
Jesus is the kinda guy who says personality. It's not that he denies himself of the pleasures of the flesh but it's just that, Samson lost his strength because of Delilah, so Jesus doesn't want to have a Delilah moment.
neither, jesus was clearly into feet considering how many times he went out of his way to wash them.
Skeleton or skin…
(Edit: with skin i don't mean the colour i could also have written meat)
organs
skeleton here
Idk skeletons are cool
Have you seen a lich before? They are so cool
This question implies that sex repulsed asexuals are divine but also implies that sex neutral and sex positive asexuals are similar to jesus or half human, half divine.
Face
Cuz she can have anything but if the face looks like the demogorgon its all ruined
The lord would say "both, both is good"
Eyes. I like collecting them in my free time. I like her eyes, I like them a lot.
this is the only good comment on this video
Thigh high socks with thigh pudge over the top of the thigh highs, we have class
he'd say feet the bible got alotta foot things in it
F-22 Raptor, gotta have'em high in the sky
To imply that is to say asexuals are not fully human, quite the implication.
Well
They aren't.
@@gimmeyourrights8292 Funny guy, you into eugenics or something? 🤨
@@gimmeyourrights8292 Username checks out.
if i were asexual id say ass to say im assexual
bro, i swear i want to heard that in the DLC
Real rich coming from a heretical Mormon
Love the implication that being ace means you're not human
Are you saying asexuals aren’t fully human? Some people just genuinely don’t have that.
Yeh lol
It ain't that deep broski, it's just a meme. It would be similar to saying "are you saying people who prefer thighs aren't human ?" because the answer would fall outside these 2 choices
Castrates aren’t human ????😢
Average Twitter user
Yes, they are not. They lack a fundamental part of being human, and as such, they cant be fully human. There is something missing, something wrong.
Now I wanna hear Joshua explain why it's ok for me to play Hazbin Hotel songs at church.
What? It's technically Christian music.
Joshua would tell you that listening to Hazbin Hotel songs at all is a bad choice, even if you arent at a Church
@@OsnoloVrach Is that Joshua's opinion, or is that yours?
@@OsnoloVrach the existence of hazbin hotel itself was a bad choice
@@matthewmccoyd2578 Probably both, knowing Joshua he probably wouldnt even enjoy this type of entertainment or at the very least feel quite alienated since he probably didnt know that you can watch tiny guys move on the television screen
@@OsnoloVrach Nah, but the religious themes are what I'm focusing on
"Thighs!"
".....Amen."
Plot twist: Christ is aro/ace.
What pronouns are these
@@olek432olek not a pronoun, actually, but sexual orientation, or rather, lack thereof. Basically you crush on no-one (aromantic) and doesn't wanna screw anyone (ace-asexual)
@@olek432olek💀
As a well informed Christian on this matter… neither, because he didn’t have sin.
Please note I am Protestant.
Sexual desire is part of a human nature, but is corrupted by sin, so he probably have sexual desire but never corrupt it with sin, not even the sin of think in something sexual
@@duocred1535 he didn’t, all of heaven didn’t, it’s more so like he was fully human, but still retained the above sin of heaven
I was really into it till he hit me with that last line
Jesus was fully human and fully divine. He didn't have such temptations cause He was perfect. Technically speaking, He WAS tempted of the flesh by Satan, but Jesus said, "Man cannot live by bread alone. Rather, he lives on every Word that comes out of the Mouth of the Eternal One."
6th commandment makes most of those thoughts a sin
Sin is a stupid concept though so it doesn't matter
@anthroimperzia3927 POV: your morality is based on what would make a third party sad rather than the actual effects of your actions
@@dirtydan9785Only to those steeped in it
@@LordVader1094 "morality can't be objective without god" mfs when they find a different denomination:
@@dirtydan9785 humans are not very good at calculating the effects of their actions, though, so having social rules as a proxy could be good. Some sort of spirituality exists in literally every human culture we know of, suggesting it’s beneficial for societies, though admittedly, our modern world is so unprecedented that there is great friction. But, if you are so skeptical, and care so much about truth, you must also be skeptical of the assumption “being skeptical about everything is good”. I do not think it is.
*H A N D S*
-definitely not a blonde serial killer with a cat
Not in the slightest....because if a person that doesn't have sexual temptation isn't human does that imply that asexual people are not humans?
they’re obviously garlic bread
I expected an El Dorado meme at the end, truth be told.
WHY THE HELL THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT ANSWER "ARM PIT"??????
Open your eyes and see
"To understand the great mystery you must study all it's aspects"
I like the whole body (interior)
My tierlist:
S - Personality
A - Face
B - Healthy
C - Backside
D - Thighs
E - Breasts
Based
"personality"
We are one step from just going full blasphemy with these memes.
Grass.
Feet *annihilation OST plays*
soul
FETCH ME THEIR SOULSSSS
Are you Shang Tsung?
Both. As Jesus once said, "Love All."
Men
Interesting argument. However, this poses a new question:
Man boobs or man ass?
bros going to tweak when he finds out about asexuals
Question: How do you not have an ass? Not having boobs, yes thats a thing, but you cant have no ass, you would have to be starving to have no ass, but every normal woman has a decent level of ass, which means that it is better to have boobs, which is not a given, because ass will be present anyway.
Wait, he's not wrong. Oh my god...
both. both is good
"both? both, both! both is good"
Both? Both. Both. Both is good.
"Hmmm what do these comments say" famous last words
Feet.
Ok Tarantino 👍
Based
The username fits so well
Dan?
Vince Gilligan?
Jesus would say everything
balls.
balls.
Mathew 5:28 "But I say unto you, that whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."
Personality
i personally like the wrists
Haven't heard of that one before🤔
interesting. 🤔🤔
i imagine jesus would just say "i'm asexual"
I so want to believe it, I’m trying so hard to not laugh uncontrollably
Alternate ending for Jojo part 6
Teeth
honestly though if someone has some nasty ass rotten teeth its game over.
I believe in the holy thighble
M1911
Yes, one of the coolest pistols in my opinion
Chambered in the Lord's caliber
I thought you were being edgy then I remembered this was Joshua Graham
Asexul/Aromantic people:
Allow us to introduce ourselfs
Jesus was an ace, I guess they aren't fully human to you, huh?
I'm more of a stomach guy myself
Pokemon cards
Metal pipe
Balls
Balls
Balls
Perhaps not, but he also didn’t cry after being born, so who knows… it wasn’t mentioned in the Bible, so it probably wasn’t important.
Real