geometry dash...

[@Poofesure]

i finally play it

[@jimmyfalon8419]

Yay

[@m.r3052]

I love you no homo

[@lolom8772]

Yay

[@yeetuglyrrt7609]

Nice

[@kire6993]

YES FINALLY

[@jacobtowe4172]

The day has finally come.. no more “imagine this guy playing geometry dash” comments.

[@mr.portal677]

Imagine a second video of him playing geometry dash

[@Sleazy.09]

@@mr.portal677 *i hate you*

[@greasysalad2484]

Imagine a third video of this guy playing geometry dash

[@Adrian.I]

imagine him playing the actual geometry dash on steam

[@DaAlexSeed]

My entire YT channel is Geometry Dash sadly

[@cronglecatastrophe6991]

He plays like one of those "only 1% can beat this level" mobile game ads.

[@mangobutter9407]

Accurate

[@Gameboy-64]

Cause he's the 99%.

[@sharrkies]

Haha I made it 420

[@boombok5369]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@gabrielmayhugh4128]

"I've never ever played this before"
*turns volume down*

[@kingdedede7335]

Me after reading this: W H E E Z E
how relatable

[@pilvion]

“It’s like Flappy Bird now”
Me: Not yet.

[@ericallen1325]

We must Wait for him to get to ufo

[@lanisechilton5992]

Yeah.....ufo

[@spinneryourdinner]

All the way until Theory of Everything

[@vivixio2737]

He has no idea

[@scp5007de]

Did you know Flappy bird Was removed from the play Store cuz i can't find it...

[@AxeSoul]

The fact that he's playing this on Scratch makes this 10 times better.

[@pao6207]

Ik its kinda hilarious he's using the scratch version

[@howr7241]

Aka the school version

[@velocitygmd]

No

[@deewompost2470]

@Jaden Bissell NO

[@velocitygmd]

@Jaden Bissell ok then

[@beastoneaston2861]

You: “Mom I want Geometry Dash”
Mom: “We have Geometry Dash at home”
Geometry Dash at home:

[@samuelanokye9073]

That joke doesn't even make sense

[@Bradleybus]

@@samuelanokye9073 yes it does

[@iiinvalues1]

@@samuelanokye9073
This isn’t real geometry dash.. or it’s unoriginal

[@chernovbrichtofen4767]

Not that bad

[@KennethPlaysOfficial]

@@iiinvalues1 have you heard of scratch

[@elliottwood8977]

Famous last words:
"I'm confident in my ability"

[@canthispotatoget10ksubs97]

Words before disaster

[@MR-pz1uv]

He shouldn't speak too early

[@lanisechilton5992]

Yeaaaa thats what we all thought

[@thelonewolf7443]

*Sees Profile Picture*
Hi, I’m Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Why don’t take a seat right over there and let’s chat for a minute.

[@purple_dragon2536]

Poof: I’m confident in my ability **dies in polargeist**
Me: **laughs in I’ve completed Deadlocked 3 coins**

[@kingrandom9407]

"All we are is a square that has to jump over obstacles."
*Level Creators:* Lies. All lies.

[@LaZybOii_]

gets 4% on theory of everthing
Poofesure: ya thats a world record right there

[@alantrap6088]

It is I only get 2

[@notTerabyte]

​@@alantrap6088 and then there's me who gets 97% on clubstep 1st try

[@acravspingamez7914]

I beat theory of everything

[@acravspingamez7914]

@@notTerabyte i was stuck at the ship

[@derpyt3913]

I beat clubstep all stars, theory of everything 2, and deadlocked all stars.

[@holynugget653]

I love how he was playing it on scratch instead of the actual game

[@amberh4470]

thanks for this comment

[@jaycehuneycutt]

makes it so much better

[@cudendless5362]

And it allows him to make jumps that are usually impossible to make in normal

[@spoopydoge4356]

“NIPPPPLLEEEESSS”
-poofesure while playing the easiest level of the game, 2020

[@aSuperCrazydude]

@@Jonno4422 i think he was talking about the easiest official level

[@breezlytc5353]

Jonno 4422 lol

[@canthispotatoget10ksubs97]

It’s Poof are you really shocked

[@mrbbqsause4566]

We all know what we wanted to say

[@spiritualjj7530]

"SPIKEEY"
-poofesure while playing the 2nd easiest level of the game, 2020

[@zzsanszz]

“How much harder can it be?” Seconds before noticing he’s on the wrong Geometry Dash

[@pokepowerofarceus6658]

Everyone:Steam
Poofesure: Scratch
Also Poofesure: "I think this is the right version!"

[@logangster1017]

scratch has a delay in jumps so yeah

[@jaycehuneycutt]

scratch is what i use for music while in class 😂

[@JC-wn3ig]

Playing this game without hearing the music is like going to McDonald’s and getting a Big Mac with only the buns.
I hate copyright

[@fuzzynuttz5092]

This...

[@cow3400]

This...

[@iceeslushie]

This...

[@urgaaanZ]

This...

[@skins1024]

This...

[@BigMacyearsago]

Me: “Mom I want a gnome”
Mom: “We have a gnome at home”
*The gnome at home* 4:28

[@kungfoofish2322]

5:59

[@thatamericanguy9790]

Pretty damn funny ngl wasn't expecting that 😂

[@jpprainbow6140]

Mhm-he-he-heeee...

[@User-17429]

Goofy ahh gnome

[@CallMePaco]

Poof: “Honestly, I’m feeling good about my ability.”
Everyone watching: Hold up, wait a minute

[@koreanpandas]

...Y U PLAY ON SITE

[@hadron4834]

Fill my cup, put some liquor in it? Ok, I’ll leave.

[@somebodyoncerolledme7211]

@@hadron4834 I always thought that part of the song had something to do with the n word, not liquor

[@zmilksteak3663]

me: *taking a test*
random kid in the hallway: 1:47

[@GlitchedWalker1]

*year 10’s in a nutshell*

[@evanchamberlin4697]

GlitchedWalker year 7s

[@aggames9347]

I can just imagine that, Jesus Christ it’s funny 😂

[@GlitchedWalker1]

@@evanchamberlin4697 lemme rephrase that “year 7 wannabe road men thinking there hard”

[@EchoTheBat.]

TRUUEEE

[@SrGuillester]

Nice

[@jotaroknight8312]

Nice

[@CloutmasterPhluphyy]

Nice

[@jakeunfnuuy]

YOOOOOOO

[@gmddasherlunachu6620]

i agreep

[@crenis6693]

Yoooooooooooooo

[@garf4551]

The fact that he’s playing on scratch is hilarious

[@klaythompsontoshangai]

Yea

[@maninbots2601]

I got dem school project vibes

[@thisguykreas]

Looks like he plays it on steam later in the video

[@Quiet.mage._.1841]

I played scratch only on my computer at school since my teachers are picky with phones

[@genreauttp7561]

its so laggy

[@bzbunch]

i wanna watch him CREATE levels, that would be really entertaining

[@notTerabyte]

so
many
*penises*

[@flakdat]

a
lot
of
penises

[@foolwashere]

pebis

[@junebug8393]

B e p i s

[@goneghosted]

Poof: *plays geometry dash on scratch*
Geometry Dash: So you have chosen death

[@goneghosted]

@Jaden Bissell y

[@Hxneyflwr]

@Jaden Bissell yes

[@tsw_wolf1772]

Finally someone said something lmao

[@davidnelson5970]

Petetion to get him to make this into a series and beat the whole game.

[@williamhartzelstalkingstud4048]

Yes

[@makingmusiccrippled9581]

Yes but he wont lol

[@quinnreierson]

Maybe the lite version

[@jacobramirez9552]

He will cry at deadlock

[@such5567]

You techincally can't beat the whole game unless you're inhuman because there are levels like Silent Clubstep and The Golden

[@jaidhillon5375]

Poof: how much harder can it get
Me: *sighs in countless hours of trying to beat deadlocked*

[@savagepepperoni2537]

Sighs in 948484949737383838 attempts on cataclysm

[@FURIOUSAGE]

took me 127 attempts to beat deadlocked

[@FURIOUSAGE]

times 10

[@Satire101]

@@FURIOUSAGE took me like 10,000 to finally beat it

[@bubbaha808]

Me with 8o lolol

[@bobyodel3228]

The amount of rage that can be generated from this game is immeasurable

[@SlamTheSlammer]

Just wait until hot shots golf

[@manuelcardenas7958]

U ever played trap adventure 2? Geometry Dash has never made me rage, frustrated with myself yes but not at the game.

[@yeetaleet_gd]

I've raged at this game only God knows how much.

[@zmansadventures]

@@manuelcardenas7958 is it worse than the recreation in gd?

[@ashiee8034]

poofesure: jumps once and dies
also poofesure: they added extra obstacles

[@bruhmoment3802]

Me watching him fail to beat Stereo Madness:
*Laughs in Bloodbath*

[@ivanchaw7927]

Me: *cries in Black Blizzard*

[@beeorsomething2230]

Laughs in tartarus

[@jackodiamonds1383]

Laughs in Nine Circles

[@Youngy]

Yells in Zodiac

[@Butterflynoni71]

laughs in never played this game

[@SlimbyTheSillyGoose]

“This game is turning my brain into mash potatoes.” - Poofesure

[@fruitful6139]

8:52 *GETS 4% ON THEORY OF EVERYTHING* “That might be a world record!”

[@ImEditorial]

A world record on his planer

[@pyro9417]

Poof: “I’m feeling pretty good about my abilities”
Every poofesure fan: it’s only the beginning

[@sqigglyj1842]

5:44 was when two dogs see each other across the street.

[@stevieryan9373]

Lol

[@miyawoodward8146]

STOPPP

[@stevieryan9373]

@@miyawoodward8146 stop what????

[@alexfrank5133]

"Its like flappy bird now."
Oh nonono, that's the ufo.

[@SgtRienks]

I want to play geometry dash
"We have geometry dash at home"
*Geometry dash at home:*

[@cozmoz2474]

_haha!!! I love stealing! XD_

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

We knew the game would make you rage, which was why we suggested it. Torturing yourself for our entertainment

[@hayhay7539]

When he’s confident by only playing stereo madness

[@hayhay7539]

@Parker Family no, Parker

[@projektzer0mortal362]

Is that.......walter?

[@CaraExD]

I had completed the whole game back when theory of everything was the hardest level and i STILL feel confident just completing stereo madness lol

[@hayhay7539]

@@projektzer0mortal362 No, it's Barney

[@projektzer0mortal362]

@@hayhay7539 its cursed....

[@unsatisfied9639]

12:28 When the smart kid gets his test back

[@BlueBird180]

*Ok, we get it, he's playing on scratch.*

[@PotatoLabs]

thank you for being like the one comment addressing this issue

[@PlatinumHo]

Nah man, this is the original version. A company called RobTop copied the game.

[@Jayvoru]

@@PlatinumHo "ported to Scratch by Griffpatch"

[@SaulJ01]

Ever heard of a joke?

[@Jayvoru]

@@SaulJ01 yes

[@Sleazy.09]

The scratch is giving me, *I have to talk to this teacher in the hall, you guys get 15 minutes of free time vibes*

[@Sat0n1c]

frrr

[@profortnitestreamer8894]

6:49 bruh he legit cleared that jump twice without an orb, what a pro

[@nasonpluto]

watching poof play the wrong version of geometry dash kinda hurt😭

[@thedefaultpro2660]

Yeah

[@GREEEN.]

Same

[@shrankai7285]

4:29 Is it me, or are there angry birds for the next 10 seconds

[@ludichris8522]

angry bird: WHAAAT

[@TeaboyAllStars]

Underrated

[@AlanTGP1]

Bomberman when he dies: 5:58

[@r1otsn1per18]

I like how he’s playing it on scratch💀

[@klaythompsontoshangai]

😂😂

[@thisguykreas]

He gets it later in the video

[@cxlebcqt7455]

Imagine playing FNaF on Scratch

[@curlyhaircupid]

@@cxlebcqt7455 it would break someone’s computer, for sure

[@blacktrickstar4659]

“We are a square” is the most blunt thing I ever heard😂

[@davidthecommenter]

*Minecraft*

[@jaycehuneycutt]

Roblox

[@sarahlilly1745]

Spongebob

[@Nocturne61]

Happy Wheels

[@theworldofme]

As a geometry dash casual I can confirm that this is like my first day of playing as well but I am cringing

[@ayoitsromi]

yoooo gg on sunset sandstorm btw

[@theworldofme]

@@ayoitsromi thx mate

[@Dellors-Civic]

6:28 I must say, that is quite the creative interpretation of how difficulty is measured in the game.

[@harmonicposting]

wait till you see the rest of the faces lol

[@MisonoMika1]

I feel like this version is before 2.0 in terms of difficulty

[@rmstitanic9669]

Student: May I go to the bathroom?
Substitute Teacher: 5:05

[@Wickssss]

Lmaoooo

[@ZigZurgler]

They even say it in that tone lol

[@Rizing_dawn]

TRUE

[@Exsavitator]

poofesure: "that's a new world record there"
Npesta: *hold my kenos*

[@thatsabsurd6804]

My man is playing geometry dash on scratch instead of steam. true legend 😂

[@AngeryStonks]

I play on mobile

[@promark8652]

5:47 poof accidently reveals his power to read enchantment tables

[@AxolinaAxolotl]

dude you made me choke on water now there’s water in my lungs thanks

[@everythingthrice]

Three games poofesure should play:
Gauntlet of Ire
Any Parking Mania games
Space is key series

[@Foxxtrot64]

What about Give Up and Give Up 2?

[@drfrenchfrythe3rd]

I think some kind of diner dash games would be good too

[@SlamTheSlammer]

HOT SHOTS GOLF

[@iron298]

Parking mania!!!!!

[@jakehague1555]

QWOP

[@SlimbyTheSillyGoose]

Dude is playing it on “Scratch” 😂

[@Imora]

@Paul Kelly oh thank god

[@canthispotatoget10ksubs97]

That is me on my Chromebook in school

[@trentonbastas6739]

Lmao

[@chickfalley4205]

thats weird

[@notghosted]

Poof: *plays geometry dash on scratch*
Geometry Dash: Finally a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!

[@floppademon1506]

I've played it and it's okay for scratch but obviously it isn't as good as the original one

[@maxd7393]

«This one is extremely hard»
-Poofesure 2020 on the second easiest level

[@robertobastidaramirez3908]

4:30 he has completely turned into toad

[@leoisop]

Ikr lol

[@dangerdean9066]

He already did that when he used Toad Wii Remotes with Wii Motion+ Inside

[@Houstxn_]

He did it again at 5:45 😂😂

[@sparte6856]

Me: Mom can I have geometry dash
Mom: We have geometry dash at home
Geometry dash at home:

[@lemurpaw3230]

@Jaden Bissell no u

[@tommyjohnson9875]

@@lemurpaw3230 no u

[@DraconicMordred]

@@tommyjohnson9875 no u

[@m1n_.x]

@@DraconicMordred no u

[@Yeitunderscore]

@@m1n_.x no u

[@hoopsyoyoMagic8Ball]

5:05 the fact I can hear him spamming the spacebar before yelling “NNOO!!” is the best part of this clip

[@everydayjokes2321]

Joke of the day:
Why are ghosts such terrible liars?
*because you can see right through them*

[@legolord4483]

Congratulations, you made a random stranger on the Internet happy

[@CapitalSixx]

hahahahhahahahahaha

[@lanternli1ac]

Thanks!

[@everydayjokes2321]

@@legolord4483 yay :)

[@min4rdi]

nice

[@johnnyp9126]

you need to make this your huge series until you beat all the levels

[@lazaelia3302]

As soon as I seen the thumbnail, *GEOMETRY DASH: “So u have chosen death”*

[@ianfromwiisports]

Me: My homework is a second late. Can you please still accept it?
My teacher: 5:05

[@thomsyorkesfart]

Lmao

[@cornflakes5427]

haha

[@colemantrebor547]

the fact that he is struggling on stereo madness is saddening

[@floppademon1506]

But this is scratch and there is lag and stuff since it isn't official

[@mephilesthedark_604]

@@floppademon1506 he plays the real version later on in the video, and he still struggles....he is just not very good at that kind of thing lmao

[@binchickenlmao7522]

this guy is like that always one friend that is chill most of the time but when he gets tilted its funny asf

[@xxAngel.Girlxx]

1:47 I'm in so much pain from laughing at that 💀

[@tylerking1207]

I've died by laughter. 😂💀

[@noahcote7301]

Poof: NNNNN-
Me: Don’t say it
Poof: IPPLES

[@daseb_xd]

5:58 angry birds when you throw them

[@ovation1k]

7:47 he starts playing on steam

[@tookrispy1426]

YESSSIR. Haven't even watched it yet, but I know it'll be lit. Really want a pt. 2

[@DJake]

We gonna talk about how he played Geometry Dash on Scratch?!

[@Anxmaly666]

Lmao there's literally a free version of this game!

[@riverammiv]

just wait till he gets to deadlocked.

[@diviine614]

He plays on steam later on

[@emergez268]

No bruh time machine

[@Not_Soggy]

Nah... retray is where things go h*ll

[@aSuperCrazydude]

wait till he plays an extreme demon

[@tdinvictus4159]

Theory of Everything would kill him

[@theguyintheback9766]

"I thought there might be a little bit more to this game"
Oh there is
THERE IS

[@lywke9574]

it’s on steam, there’s online levels, the sheer difficulty of some of the levels can make people cry and scream in happiness

[@set3animations592]

who else is getting childhood memories of them almost beating a level than failing and then not being able to get past 10%?

[@F4rgz10]

I'm getting childhood memories from hearing the Nintendo audio

[@DanielPuentes07]

me on future funk

[@CloutmasterPhluphyy]

Bro i still play GD

[@kota3192]

“geometry dash”
“poofesure”
*oh no*

[@That63Center]

Poof: ”I’m feeling pretty good about my abilities”
Me: “Famous last words”

[@table9100]

I see title
Me: i have been waiting for this moment my entire life

[@richgedeon587]

5:51 got him sounding like a breath of the wild npc

[@morris6436]

I- 😂

[@neontd]

Wait till he hears about extreme demons
Or demons in general

[@chrisbradley2542]

I read the title and braced myself for impact

[@the_chocolate_cow1810]

I knoooow I was like I know there’s gonna be screaming this is a RAGE GAME thank you for relaying the message lol

[@beanyanker1708]

I stopped what I was doing

[@SharkyVR-]

1:47 is what I want this Christmas

[@GABEBESTX1771]

4:10 THHHHHHHHHH uuuuhuhhuhh… there a spikey, spikey spikey! SPIIIIIIIIKEEEEYYYYYY-
~poofesure

[@Dyll380]

Ps the hardest level was deemed impossible until 2019, “tartarus

[@matthew8629]

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

[@mkboss6144]

The golden is harder

[@Dyll380]

@@mkboss6144 not on the demons list, and im too bad to play either of them, i got 98 on craZy so im not a good judge.

[@Dyll380]

@@mkboss6144 the golden is shit anyw, it relies on low viability to be hard, the layout isnt as hard as tartarus

[@thatoneguy9582]

also people are making progress on Silent fucking Clubstep

[@LucidMlem]

"That might be a world record" Oh you poor thing

[@Asrilel]

Me: mom, can we have gd?
Mom: no. We have gd at home.
Gd at home:

[@Torm_tuleb]

,,hexagon force, this seams easy”
Famous last words

[@bladerunner2348]

This gotta be the oddest assortment of royalty free music I've ever heard in my life. Goes from like the Wii theme to like the fucking banjo lmao

[@carvrooom127]

i love that angrier he gets, the more evil his laugh becomes

[@frandalf2174]

This is great lol, I've been playing this game for almost seven years now, and no decent youtubers have covered it yet. I'd love to see more, especially you diving into the millions of ingenious user created levels! thanks for the video!

[@gant73]

What do you count as a decent youruber

[@frandalf2174]

@@gant73 Anyone who doesn't make me want to cease living every time they try to be funny.

[@gant73]

@@frandalf2174 fair enough

[@chrome2423]

Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Not even an Alabama mother:
RUclips subtitles all the time:
[____]

[@saucysalad8976]

"ha"

[@tictac6963]

Nobody: nobody, absolutely nobody;nobody nobody
Nobody: nobody

[@isfex]

11:03 me on every single test

[@HurleyGyat]

9:40 the best jitterclicker in the world lmao

[@azuri44203]

Pooferure: ANGRY
Poofesure be like: +5 volume in sony vegas everytime he screams

[@turtlel0ver906]

“i wasn’t too far out of the top 500”😂

[@jakeunfnuuy]

"Welcome to the 2.2 update waiting lobby, how can I help you?"

[@zay4080]

I love how the mii music kinda flows with the jumping at 2:00

[@witheredhouseplant]

holy shit lmao i've been playing geometry dash for so long i've been waiting for this forever

[@sornyeilevente973]

As someone who has the first five levels ingrained in his body this was a pain to watch

[@phoebelynn7645]

the little yellow dots above the spikes are the super jumps

[@REMHTC]

I have never laughed so hard at a man screaming, “NIPPLES!!!!”

[@VIN_____]

I can’t wait to see him beat Tartarus tomorrow.