Stereo Madness Isn't Sightreadable [April Fools]

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @vkjaggi
    @vkjaggi 7 месяцев назад +5782

    maybe the real game design was the friends we made along the way

    • @briangao3381
      @briangao3381 7 месяцев назад +115

      I love gd cologne

    • @PenguinZ64.
      @PenguinZ64. 7 месяцев назад +27

      too cheesy

    • @Palemis
      @Palemis 7 месяцев назад +38

      ✍🔥

    • @buolo
      @buolo 7 месяцев назад +15

      I love rice

    • @spiderdestoyer
      @spiderdestoyer 7 месяцев назад +37

      i eat uranium

  • @schaffs2
    @schaffs2 7 месяцев назад +8319

    the decoration is just so empty by todays standards, idk why its still rated 🙁

    • @randomannoyance
      @randomannoyance 7 месяцев назад +570

      thats minimalism to express the emptiness the creator felt when creating the level, specifically the emptiness in his 2013 wallet, you dont get modern art

    • @Xx_TRIGONOMETRYDASH_xX69420
      @Xx_TRIGONOMETRYDASH_xX69420 7 месяцев назад +113

      @randomannoyance exactly, this guy just doesn't get, stereo madness would go for 6969 billion if rob were to sell it.

    • @JoSephGD
      @JoSephGD 7 месяцев назад +42

      levelution went way too far with this one

    • @falaplays814
      @falaplays814 7 месяцев назад +52

      It’s just that stereo madness is *a little mediocre, no offense*
      (Did you get the reference, don’t worry it’s kinda hard.)

    • @GigaChadMain69420
      @GigaChadMain69420 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@falaplays814E

  • @digestdig9fiut217
    @digestdig9fiut217 7 месяцев назад +4024

    Imagine if robtop commented "agreed." and then replaced stereo madness With bloodBath

    • @Player-Leli
      @Player-Leli 7 месяцев назад +281

      sounds like something robtop would do

    • @anthony-ud4to
      @anthony-ud4to 7 месяцев назад +29

      😂

    • @marbleperson
      @marbleperson 7 месяцев назад +180

      or "agreed."
      >deletes geometry dash

    • @ChrisZKidd345
      @ChrisZKidd345 7 месяцев назад +22

      Biggest plot twist of all time

    • @BingeBaconShortz
      @BingeBaconShortz 7 месяцев назад +18

      it’s april fools sooo

  • @Gameplayer555
    @Gameplayer555 7 месяцев назад +2097

    This video is like when you have to do an essay with a minimum number of words so you start breaking down every unimportant detail.

    • @Carlos-jw2xd
      @Carlos-jw2xd 7 месяцев назад +17

      real

    • @XTLmaker
      @XTLmaker 7 месяцев назад +12

      underrated

    • @NaziOfficer666
      @NaziOfficer666 7 месяцев назад +4

      yeah im thinking that as well

    • @ocreyy
      @ocreyy 7 месяцев назад +3

      So true !

    • @Cloudly_Round
      @Cloudly_Round 7 месяцев назад +4

      yea most of it is just common sense

  • @Maybe_Cole
    @Maybe_Cole 6 месяцев назад +514

    11:11 “There’s a short spider part but it’s not that bad”

  • @IamDrDapper
    @IamDrDapper 7 месяцев назад +904

    I love how it starts okay and then slowly dissolves into madness

    • @terminal_2495
      @terminal_2495 7 месяцев назад +150

      STEREO madness?

    • @isavenewspapers8890
      @isavenewspapers8890 7 месяцев назад +20

      @@terminal_2495OHHHHHH

    • @slimgrim3607
      @slimgrim3607 7 месяцев назад

      @@terminal_2495 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @astronull8589
      @astronull8589 7 месяцев назад +14

      @@terminal_2495 Now suddenly everything is makes sense

    • @PurePain_1
      @PurePain_1 7 месяцев назад +12

      Guys, temporarily dislike every comment that states its an april fools video. I had my experience ruined by looking through the comments too early 😭

  • @szabolcsmathe175
    @szabolcsmathe175 7 месяцев назад +3682

    Stereo Madness is so unsightreadable for New players smh
    I love gd cologne

    • @大
      @大 7 месяцев назад +18

      fr

    • @LocalwaterCreeper
      @LocalwaterCreeper 7 месяцев назад +79

      stereo madness 3rd coin jumpscare real

    • @WaivexJCI
      @WaivexJCI 7 месяцев назад +9

      Yeh fr

    • @Levanderstonegaming
      @Levanderstonegaming 7 месяцев назад +18

      yeah when I first got GD, I struggled on stereo madness. now I can beat it no problem though

    • @Sheckles4how-D
      @Sheckles4how-D 7 месяцев назад +4

      Ikr

  • @maxtonhughes2629
    @maxtonhughes2629 6 месяцев назад +145

    3:37 "Its not like it tells you that n the menue screen or anything"
    *Icon proceeds to jump*

    • @BlubStudios64
      @BlubStudios64 3 месяца назад +5

      I was looking for this 😂

    • @hypxrx
      @hypxrx 22 дня назад +2

      @@BlubStudios64 I agree lol

    • @rorvgames6491
      @rorvgames6491 22 дня назад +2

      I think that's the joke, but i thought the same

    • @camellia-v8i
      @camellia-v8i 20 дней назад +2

      Noice

    • @Muffin5671
      @Muffin5671 5 дней назад +2

      I WAS GONNA SAY THAT

  • @ShDwDolphin
    @ShDwDolphin 7 месяцев назад +1060

    "Theres a short spider part thats not that bad"
    That got me so hard

    • @Rudxain
      @Rudxain 7 месяцев назад +37

      ayo pauze 🤨📸📸

    • @JosephJaya_yoy
      @JosephJaya_yoy 7 месяцев назад +10

      at 11:13 ? Right

    • @garrylarry890
      @garrylarry890 7 месяцев назад

      It got you so hard 💀💀💀

    • @MrTurt9988
      @MrTurt9988 7 месяцев назад +12

      11:10 got me laughing so hard!!

    • @WeaponizedAutism7
      @WeaponizedAutism7 7 месяцев назад +9

      Like a damn semi truck

  • @Phla-phi
    @Phla-phi 7 месяцев назад +478

    its impressive how colon got a fully fledged game journalist to write the script👏👏👏

    • @Agued90902
      @Agued90902 7 месяцев назад +5

      agreed

    • @SketchTheProtogen
      @SketchTheProtogen 7 месяцев назад

      yeaysysyeyysywyeyes

    • @tgtdtmaa
      @tgtdtmaa 7 месяцев назад +24

      The yellow icon messed with their pathfinding

    • @HappyMagolor2
      @HappyMagolor2 2 месяца назад

      Yeah dean did a great job

    • @Facem2008
      @Facem2008 22 дня назад

      "Geometry dash has too much water, what was Robtop thinking"

  • @CGBOOM_
    @CGBOOM_ 7 месяцев назад +884

    This so-called “easy” rated level is too hard! That 22% staircase is a HUGE choking point. The coins? Terrible.

    • @GPR_GD
      @GPR_GD 7 месяцев назад +16

      Ikr, unbalanced everywhere

    • @ScratcherWowie2ndChannel
      @ScratcherWowie2ndChannel 7 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@GPR_GDfor new players of course

    • @onyotubero
      @onyotubero 7 месяцев назад +25

      dont even get me STARTED on those triple spikes. Extreme demon skill level wth are you THINKING robtop

    • @emirbergazden9723
      @emirbergazden9723 7 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@onyotubero 2 star levels had some skill in them tbh

    • @Automaton_unit
      @Automaton_unit 7 месяцев назад +5

      My friend beat the level in 30 attempts
      He only knew about geometry dash when I told him about it
      April fools dum dum it took 140 attemps

  • @Spencerssharkpuppet
    @Spencerssharkpuppet 4 месяца назад +15

    14:54 colon: from a different genaration. Me: JAJAJAJAJA YOU HAVE NOT WIN YOU DIED!

  • @Gingivitis-Taker
    @Gingivitis-Taker 7 месяцев назад +230

    The developer of the game should really think of new players more. Have you seen the next level? It’s got these weird bumper things that launch you so, SO high up in the air. And what about the part in Staring Craziness or whatever it’s called where you have to go through this random rocket portal and play an incredibly difficult part for this yellow coin thingy that does NOTHING.

    • @danieldavid3766
      @danieldavid3766 7 месяцев назад +18

      And then right after they show that you _should_ hit the yellow bumpers, then it _trolls_ you by killing you if you hit them! Like, make up your mind, game! It’s so unfair to switch it up like that!

    • @Yes_Circlic
      @Yes_Circlic 7 месяцев назад +6

      Maybe the real food was the friends we made along the way.💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @Lena_M
      @Lena_M 2 месяца назад +2

      omg thank you for the warning... i'm afraid of heights so I will NOT be playing that next level if I ever beat stereo madness

  • @truckjumperdude
    @truckjumperdude 7 месяцев назад +151

    14:17 bro really turned into a game critic/reviewer

    • @Alecishavoc
      @Alecishavoc 6 месяцев назад +1

      That's avarge for him lol

    • @Alecishavoc
      @Alecishavoc 6 месяцев назад +2

      he also turned into a game designer

    • @Mythical765
      @Mythical765 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@Alecishavoc HE IS LITERALLY A ADVOCATE FOR GOOD GAME DESIGN

  • @ReaperRYT_
    @ReaperRYT_ 7 месяцев назад +202

    It's unbelievable how easy the spider part is. It gives you a new gamemode which is super easy to figure out thanks to the great introduction to it, and it shows entirely new mechanics! It's my personal favorite part of stereo madness 😀

    • @cheeseburgermonkey7104
      @cheeseburgermonkey7104 7 месяцев назад +5

      copy and paste bot stole your comment

    • @ReaperRYT_
      @ReaperRYT_ 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@cheeseburgermonkey7104 bruh really

    • @thechicken09
      @thechicken09 7 месяцев назад +1

      The spider part is my favorite game mode.

    • @cashioking
      @cashioking 7 месяцев назад

      Yeah I like how sight-readable it is

  • @auggiebaw4580
    @auggiebaw4580 6 месяцев назад +88

    11:10 "There's a short spider part" Wait a minute THAT'S NOT IN THE ORIGINAL LEVEL

  • @Malam_NightYoru
    @Malam_NightYoru 7 месяцев назад +770

    Funny about the start is.
    My friend died 10 times in first spike when she got my cellphone to play
    this only made her more hooked to try again.
    That's very good game design.

    • @Alexthegreater808
      @Alexthegreater808 7 месяцев назад +111

      False: females do not play geometry dash

    • @YourAverageMango
      @YourAverageMango 7 месяцев назад +34

      @@Alexthegreater808paqoe:

    • @ΕΥΘΥΜΗΣ72
      @ΕΥΘΥΜΗΣ72 7 месяцев назад +48

      @@Alexthegreater808 juniper

    • @Alexthegreater808
      @Alexthegreater808 7 месяцев назад +33

      @@YourAverageMango it’s a joke ofc some women play gd 😭😭😭

    • @Alexthegreater808
      @Alexthegreater808 7 месяцев назад +10

      @@ΕΥΘΥΜΗΣ72 it’s a joke 😭😭😭

  • @kingrgames
    @kingrgames 7 месяцев назад +899

    It’s been a couple of months and Colon already broke his rule of “nice vibes only”

    • @aykarain
      @aykarain 7 месяцев назад +15

      ~ i love this date ~

    • @hoglin7
      @hoglin7 7 месяцев назад +8

      Addictions be like:

    • @SomeInternetUser45
      @SomeInternetUser45 7 месяцев назад +15

      I love my semiyearly Colon Yap session

    • @DAREELCIPHERIST
      @DAREELCIPHERIST 7 месяцев назад +11

      It’s an April fool fool

    • @Virtual_Garbage
      @Virtual_Garbage 7 месяцев назад +8

      its april fools bro

  • @Sylvia_Corvidev
    @Sylvia_Corvidev 7 месяцев назад +121

    Your delivery is so genuine and real-sounding that if this was my first exposure to GD I would probably somewhat believe you

  • @clubstep8080
    @clubstep8080 6 месяцев назад +17

    The cuphead ign “video game reporter thing” is actually so funny

    • @Bubbly_Dragon
      @Bubbly_Dragon 5 месяцев назад +1

      I knew what was coming as soon as I saw Cuphead, and I still laughed 10/10

  • @zheanlbs30
    @zheanlbs30 7 месяцев назад +479

    11:03 you jump up these pillars. fall down these half slabs. and theres a short spider par-

    • @CandiceMilan
      @CandiceMilan 7 месяцев назад +28

      Man We Got Dash Spidered

    • @36Dorothea
      @36Dorothea 7 месяцев назад +16

      Dash spider in stereo madness is crazy. wait until 2.3 it will happen

    • @reaper928-y4e
      @reaper928-y4e 6 месяцев назад

      Truly a
      ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
      ⬛ ◻️ ⬛
      ⬛ ◻️ ⬛
      ⬛🕷️ ⬛
      ⬛⬛⬛🔼🔼🔼🔼
      Moment

    • @NonyaOfTheBeeswax
      @NonyaOfTheBeeswax 6 месяцев назад +22

      I know right like what the hell
      That par t ....
      was t
      otall y u
      nsig g
      htreadable. Who wou
      ld
      ev
      en ma
      ke something so evil? That's just... wrong.

    • @germany8339
      @germany8339 6 месяцев назад +1

      De de da do ding da de da da

  • @Eel_
    @Eel_ 7 месяцев назад +367

    I like how casually he says "There's a short spider part, but it's not that bad" at 11:08. Truly a dash of all time

    • @David280GG
      @David280GG 7 месяцев назад +1

      Got me so hard

    • @cupdarkness17239
      @cupdarkness17239 7 месяцев назад +11

      definitely real in stereo madness

    • @theresabrunskill7097
      @theresabrunskill7097 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@darkness17239 okaaaay? And?
      You don't need to say that, everyone who plays gd knows that, and that's basically all Gd Colonge's fans...

    • @theresabrunskill7097
      @theresabrunskill7097 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@cupdarkness17239except the boomlings fans

    • @Paumung2014
      @Paumung2014 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@theresabrunskill7097 IT'S REAL!?!?!?
      Bruh It's fake dum-dum.

  • @Waffle0.
    @Waffle0. 7 месяцев назад +873

    I love how this guy actually set an ENTIRE countdown for an entire stereo madness review. The state of this world has become more and more vulnerable

    • @QQn5
      @QQn5 7 месяцев назад +4

      Lol

    • @zohnannor
      @zohnannor 7 месяцев назад +46

      countdown is automatic when you do a premiere

    • @efsefish
      @efsefish 7 месяцев назад +4

      its april fools

    • @reaver9394
      @reaver9394 7 месяцев назад +2

      Your the one giving money to this guy

    • @Waffle0.
      @Waffle0. 7 месяцев назад

      ik and i dont regert it@@reaver9394

  • @BeestyGamer16
    @BeestyGamer16 29 дней назад +5

    “It’s not like it tells you on the menu or anything”
    Also not the cube jumping at: 3:38

    • @thewoodpeckers655
      @thewoodpeckers655 2 часа назад

      That the game also codes to guarantee that a cube is always the first game mode shown.

  • @ElfabetExists
    @ElfabetExists 7 месяцев назад +371

    16:43 “Yes, yes it does. Which is why today’s video is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends!”

  • @Blibby_blobby_999
    @Blibby_blobby_999 7 месяцев назад +884

    Robtop needs to add more jump indicators to his levels! 😔

    • @GigaChadMain69420
      @GigaChadMain69420 7 месяцев назад +11

      He won't

    • @TheSpot200
      @TheSpot200 7 месяцев назад +19

      WE. NEED. MORE. INDICATORS!

    • @大
      @大 7 месяцев назад +4

      fr

    • @skititietieiteite
      @skititietieiteite 7 месяцев назад +8

      even though there are no orbs, we need jump indicaters on the orbs.

    • @PedrinEN
      @PedrinEN 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@GigaChadMain69420 he doesn't want to, but he NEEDS to.

  • @NAFProjects
    @NAFProjects 7 месяцев назад +589

    I love how, even though this video is very much ironic and an April Fool's day video, it takes itself fully seriously
    Update: i didn't watch the whole video before commenting 💀

    • @Cratacy
      @Cratacy 7 месяцев назад +25

      wdym bro today is crecember 65

    • @Detoox21
      @Detoox21 7 месяцев назад +21

      It definitely helps to 'fool' you into thinking this is an actual level analysis, and not just a joke.

    • @googleaccountacc
      @googleaccountacc 7 месяцев назад +10

      it took me far too long to realize

    • @thecontaminatedone6094
      @thecontaminatedone6094 7 месяцев назад +3

      it is not taking itself seriously at all what are you talking about

    • @Detoox21
      @Detoox21 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@thecontaminatedone6094 the first 6, 7 or so minutes say otherwise.

  • @soulsofspirit9729
    @soulsofspirit9729 6 месяцев назад +7

    I like the “it’s not like it tells you in the menu or anything” joke

  • @PenPen-Penny
    @PenPen-Penny 7 месяцев назад +103

    14:52 holy frick its generation retro

  • @lake4433
    @lake4433 7 месяцев назад +635

    “That is NOT a cactus.” Was the funniest part of the video for me.

    • @大
      @大 7 месяцев назад +2

      ohio

    • @Comradegato
      @Comradegato 7 месяцев назад +3

      Skibidi Gyatt?

    • @xAshleyyunderscore
      @xAshleyyunderscore 7 месяцев назад +36

      both of you: please get off the internet (not you, commenter, you're cool)

    • @iqbit
      @iqbit 7 месяцев назад

      It's a bird! It's a plane!

    • @Comradegato
      @Comradegato 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@xAshleyyunderscore thats not very sigma rizzler of you😡😡😡

  • @catalogize
    @catalogize 7 месяцев назад +239

    11:11 was by far the most unexpected part of the video i'm crying

    • @adieuing
      @adieuing 7 месяцев назад +23

      its even better he doesn't e en introduce the spider, it's just there

    • @adieuing
      @adieuing 7 месяцев назад +3

      even******* i hate youtube i can't edit my comment

    • @gamering2354
      @gamering2354 7 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@adieuingyou can, click the dots

    • @duckified.
      @duckified. 7 месяцев назад +2

      it was probably the most expected thing out of an april fools video. if you've seen gd colon in the past 4 months it'd be obvious

    • @ShroomiMyst
      @ShroomiMyst 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@adieuing oh ma gawd is that aueding the fe2 guy, remember there's no escape.

  • @AwesomeGooberMan
    @AwesomeGooberMan 5 месяцев назад +92

    3:38 "its not like it tells you on the menu or anything..."
    Icons: "hello?"
    Edit: yes i know its a joke, it's just funny he said it.

    • @cena3133
      @cena3133 5 месяцев назад +2

      New players wouldn't understand that's how the jump Mechanics work.

    • @fehizorosaclier1629
      @fehizorosaclier1629 5 месяцев назад +1

      that's the joke 😑

    • @JaxsonShehane
      @JaxsonShehane 5 месяцев назад +2

      The Joke:
      That

    • @AwesomeGooberMan
      @AwesomeGooberMan 5 месяцев назад +1

      Yes i know its a joke but it's still funny

    • @arnaudhh
      @arnaudhh 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@JaxsonShehanethat?

  • @cringeworks_peter
    @cringeworks_peter 7 месяцев назад +94

    The 35% straight fly is TOO DANG HARD! Can't believe Robtop did this for the first level in the game!

    • @FCMasloPL
      @FCMasloPL 7 месяцев назад +18

      How are the 8hz players supossed to pass that! You can see it from the very start of the game, robtop clearly has no support to graphic calculator players. How horrible.

    • @thanhtamnguyenthi7073
      @thanhtamnguyenthi7073 7 месяцев назад

      @@FCMasloPL why did u pick 8 not 3 that doesnt make sense

  • @notvixios
    @notvixios 7 месяцев назад +443

    The short spider part caught me so off guard 😭

    • @Nightcaat
      @Nightcaat 7 месяцев назад +19

      When is The Best Geometry Dash Moments of 4096

    • @_Ex1led_
      @_Ex1led_ 7 месяцев назад +8

      WHERE HAVE I SEEN YOU

    • @Misoforg
      @Misoforg 7 месяцев назад +13

      b-but youre a m-minecraft youtuber-

    • @laurali2128
      @laurali2128 7 месяцев назад +8

      Minecraft and geometry dash :O

    • @hibroGMD
      @hibroGMD 7 месяцев назад +4

      you play geometry dash?

  • @Unknowncoolguy
    @Unknowncoolguy 7 месяцев назад +208

    14:20 bruh i was not expecting a game journalist reference.

    • @jackkane9679
      @jackkane9679 7 месяцев назад +7

      Same bro

    • @M87lol
      @M87lol 7 месяцев назад +4

      Saw someone do it with little nightmares 2, complaining about how 'the controls are imprecise'

    • @MikoRalphino
      @MikoRalphino 7 месяцев назад +1

      I was so happy when i realized lol

    • @KirikkSiSq
      @KirikkSiSq 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​​@@M87lol man, I remember when I got my first 3D platformer, I had zero experience with 3D games and no one to ask, so I remapped controls to arrows, and abilities, to buttons like End, Page Up etc bc that was easier to memorize than letters🤦‍♂️
      Then, the sequel forced me to choose a preset, I decided WASD is fine
      That was 10 years ago

    • @deleteduser-c1b
      @deleteduser-c1b 3 месяца назад

      fr i was looking for someone to say that

  • @Crunch-k5c
    @Crunch-k5c 5 дней назад +1

    I love that he puts in the dash spider but says “its ok”.

  • @chai-r
    @chai-r 7 месяцев назад +332

    i forgot this was an april fools video, and when he said "then theres this spider part which is not that bad" i was like "wait they added that? WAIT-"

    • @justejyraph
      @justejyraph 4 месяца назад +12

      You really need to not trust obvious things

    • @Hockey_14-roy
      @Hockey_14-roy 4 месяца назад +2

      Same

    • @petekrafter100
      @petekrafter100 4 месяца назад +2

      I came here to say 11:11 he’s lying. I remembered after seeing this comment.

    • @chai-r
      @chai-r 4 месяца назад +4

      @@justejyraph yeah my fault i didnt play fucking block game in 4 years yeah yeah my fault

    • @chai-r
      @chai-r 4 месяца назад

      @@petekrafter100 wow thanks for informing me 3 months after, really appreciate it

  • @dom1n8r64
    @dom1n8r64 7 месяцев назад +305

    We went from geometry dash, to the back of a lucky charms box. Truly one of the videos of all time.

    • @Psychinations-kh4je
      @Psychinations-kh4je 7 месяцев назад +7

      Fr

    • @GDColon
      @GDColon  7 месяцев назад +181

      That box costed be $4.49 CAD making this my highest budget video in a while
      Cereal tastes like styrofoam too

    • @Goldity..
      @Goldity.. 7 месяцев назад +6

      ​thats why captaincrunch is better @GDColon

    • @GeoforceJets
      @GeoforceJets 7 месяцев назад +2

      all cereal in canada tastes terrible and its so expensive (we also don't have captain crunch)

    • @GeoforceJets
      @GeoforceJets 7 месяцев назад +2

      all canadians can agree with this

  • @its_Hazer
    @its_Hazer 7 месяцев назад +214

    2:06 Believe me, everyone who played any sort of flash game would know spikes in most games will kill you no matter where you touch it.

    • @onyxify
      @onyxify 7 месяцев назад +14

      🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

    • @KirikkSiSq
      @KirikkSiSq 7 месяцев назад +5

      Also Bounce Tales
      But there are games where it does *not* work like that
      1. Classic Sonic games, touching the spikes sideways is safe
      2. Some P2W Russian Transformice clone, reverse side of spikes is safe in it (prob the original game as well)

    • @willoverdoseonmusic
      @willoverdoseonmusic 7 месяцев назад

      no durr

    • @pyra9345
      @pyra9345 7 месяцев назад +1

      3. Celeste

    • @kuwejtyt1680
      @kuwejtyt1680 7 месяцев назад

      does anyone remember flagman and the dude with a jetpack?

  • @TatabotYT
    @TatabotYT 3 месяца назад +2

    I haven’t watched you in years glad to see your still uploading

  • @JaceyPlayz99
    @JaceyPlayz99 7 месяцев назад +162

    3:37 "you have no idea how high your jump is, it's not like it tells you on the menu or anything"
    as a cube passes by and constantly jumps

  • @fedethepraa2
    @fedethepraa2 7 месяцев назад +592

    12:34 AIN'T NO WAY YOU CALLED IT GEOMETRY TRASH 💀💀 A friend of mine said the same a couple of months ago (He has GD on his Steam wishlist)

  • @billybobjoeWAHT
    @billybobjoeWAHT 7 месяцев назад +104

    Hi! As a new player, I was definitely confused by this level. Thank you for making this video, all of this needs to be said. You talked about the confusion of the background turning red near the end, but the back ground color changes TWICE earlier in the level. This game has no mercy.

    • @arhia6106
      @arhia6106 7 месяцев назад +7

      Same with that damn cheating rocket! It doesnt just appear after the platforms: it EVEN appears on the very end!!!

    • @Nulsyun
      @Nulsyun 4 месяца назад

      The spider part is not real.

  • @maximiliancoleman9578
    @maximiliancoleman9578 14 дней назад +1

    Gd cologne: Its not like it tells you in the menu or anything
    Cube jumping in the background: Am I a joke to you?

  • @FCMasloPL
    @FCMasloPL 7 месяцев назад +155

    you are basically the only reason (and maybe minecraft) why i actually am excited for april fools

    • @Phibos_gd
      @Phibos_gd 7 месяцев назад +4

      Me tooooooo

    • @Carusme
      @Carusme 7 месяцев назад +2

      Frfr

    • @大
      @大 7 месяцев назад +2

      fr

    • @ronanfitzgerald9169
      @ronanfitzgerald9169 7 месяцев назад +1

      Fr

    • @spotL
      @spotL 7 месяцев назад

      hi maslo 😨🤬🤨🥶🤪🥶🥵

  • @A10gtag
    @A10gtag 7 месяцев назад +143

    Game Journalists when there's no yellow arrow telling you specifically what to do;

    • @Agued90902
      @Agued90902 7 месяцев назад +3

      true

    • @MrBrineplays_
      @MrBrineplays_ 7 месяцев назад +13

      You think a yellow arrow is enough information for them to know how to play the game?

    • @tgtdtmaa
      @tgtdtmaa 7 месяцев назад +3

      The icon was yellow, messing with their pathfinding

    • @A10PlaysGames
      @A10PlaysGames 7 месяцев назад +1

      Fr

    • @Agued90902
      @Agued90902 7 месяцев назад

      Frfr

  • @boyvikingYT
    @boyvikingYT 7 месяцев назад +107

    11:13 Boring and generic hell style
    I love the different direction that was taken this year! Honestly this has got to be the best of your April Fools videos by far. The jokes just kept getting better and better. I can't stop thinking about that part where you were talking about how the sides of the spikes looking like slopes, and that the sharp tip should be what kills you, AND THEN SHOWING IT'S HITBOX!! Just overanalyzing the first spike for a solid 3 minutes just made me laugh uncontrollably in my head. So many unexpected jokes, it was too much, and it was perfect.

    • @denisekyles4299
      @denisekyles4299 7 месяцев назад +3

      I also like the whole "It's not like the menu tells you how high you jump or anything"

    • @Mountain_2
      @Mountain_2 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@denisekyles4299 yeah especially since thefes icon jumping in the menu

  • @AvalancheTV
    @AvalancheTV Месяц назад +1

    13:50 I’ve 100% this game and I felt insane pain watching him fail on the tutorial…
    Would’ve loved to see this Colon variant’s reaction to Wally Warbles or Dr. Kahl’s Robot

  • @katusha83
    @katusha83 7 месяцев назад +20

    the little spider part was perfect

  • @guatemalaman278
    @guatemalaman278 7 месяцев назад +89

    Can't wait for the 15 hour long video of him talking about the first jump

  • @ezequieldom641
    @ezequieldom641 7 месяцев назад +129

    lmao i wasnt paying attention when the spider part caught me offguard

    • @falex3489
      @falex3489 7 месяцев назад +8

      $0.023 💀

    • @Agomya
      @Agomya 7 месяцев назад +14

      @@falex3489 sadly argentina economys is rlly bad

    • @Bread_man-i7s
      @Bread_man-i7s 7 месяцев назад +10

      @@falex3489 at least he gave something

    • @shamon002
      @shamon002 7 месяцев назад

      ikr

    • @3miplus660
      @3miplus660 7 месяцев назад

      Fue buenísimo KSJSAKJS

  • @redacted4495
    @redacted4495 7 месяцев назад +4

    The way you pored then mixed the IGN with the troll juice, mmmmm , delicious.

  • @Polo-
    @Polo- 7 месяцев назад +39

    If this video isn’t in the next years gd awards then I don’t know man 😭
    This is peak comedy

  • @neorahi3
    @neorahi3 7 месяцев назад +33

    For a second, I thought this was a serious review because of the start, I realized it was an April fools' joke when you complained about the first ship part, which you yourself said is a genius introduction.

    • @poppunkrock141
      @poppunkrock141 7 месяцев назад +4

      thought something was off but i didn’t actually realize today’s date until “don’t portals normally take you places” lmao

    • @ethzzexists
      @ethzzexists 7 месяцев назад

      I noticed it when he called it the rocket game mode

    • @moonshineemojicat
      @moonshineemojicat 7 месяцев назад

      I found out at 11:10

    • @bloxninjagaming6577
      @bloxninjagaming6577 7 месяцев назад +1

      I noticed it before the premiere started

  • @Marco5Brawl
    @Marco5Brawl 7 месяцев назад +71

    11:11 "short little spider section"
    wowo colonge you didnt complain about this part even it dosent show the controls of this part and is literally unsightreadable
    wonderful commentary

    • @codingidiot6754
      @codingidiot6754 7 месяцев назад +9

      that is not even close to the correct timestamp

    • @Fexto12
      @Fexto12 7 месяцев назад +2

      11:09

    • @Marco5Brawl
      @Marco5Brawl 7 месяцев назад +4

      sorry I have skill issue💀

    • @PollarisTheGD
      @PollarisTheGD 7 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@Marco5Brawl No. Colon has a skill issue. He always yapped about the spider part for not being understandable, but I never died to it.

    • @AbyssalTheDifficulty
      @AbyssalTheDifficulty 7 месяцев назад

      this is a april fools video

  • @katialiger3571
    @katialiger3571 11 дней назад +1

    "There's a short spider part. But its not that bad." Caught me off guard

  • @realmonochrome
    @realmonochrome 7 месяцев назад +309

    cant wait to see gd spider jumpscare man talk about the hardest level in gd for 18 minutes!

    • @realmonochrome
      @realmonochrome 7 месяцев назад +10

      also new tublar8 video when

    • @UpdateFreak33
      @UpdateFreak33 7 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@realmonochrome verifying aeternus while eating waffles coming soon (trust)

    • @FixTheWi-Fi
      @FixTheWi-Fi 7 месяцев назад +7

      hey this isn't Back on Track

    • @germany8339
      @germany8339 7 месяцев назад +3

      Bro forgor the hardest actual level auto play area

    • @大
      @大 7 месяцев назад +1

      fr

  • @Trashtatine
    @Trashtatine 7 месяцев назад +126

    I like the fact that it’s an April fools video but also a somewhat serious video at the same time

    • @petaltoday
      @petaltoday 7 месяцев назад +2

      how is it serious

    • @Trashtatine
      @Trashtatine 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@petaltoday it feels like a normal video and also a joke at the same time

    • @petaltoday
      @petaltoday 7 месяцев назад

      @@Trashtatine yeah it’s supposed to seem like a serious video, but none of the points are serious. colon has been very adamant that he likes stereo madness

    • @Trashtatine
      @Trashtatine 7 месяцев назад

      @@petaltoday that’s the idea, it looks like a normal video but the points aren’t serious

  • @GiygasNightmare
    @GiygasNightmare 7 месяцев назад +24

    16:11 istg colon’s gonna go on a rampage if we arent careful

  • @Niketos-e8c
    @Niketos-e8c 14 дней назад +1

    14:35 You have to appreciate the guy for using an instamonkey

  • @swagnoiceswag
    @swagnoiceswag 7 месяцев назад +16

    the trimming the herbs reference was insane. awesome video 🫡

    • @dom1n8r64
      @dom1n8r64 7 месяцев назад

      YOOO IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO RECOGNIZED THAT

  • @ametunes
    @ametunes 7 месяцев назад +67

    i can't wait for an official stereo madness dash jumpscare

    • @大
      @大 7 месяцев назад +1

      fr

    • @NullWes10
      @NullWes10 7 месяцев назад +1

      Hi

    • @Ignam
      @Ignam 7 месяцев назад +2

      Nice call lol

    • @DashSpiderJumpscares
      @DashSpiderJumpscares 7 месяцев назад +1

      I mean jumpscare 3 was made the day after the dash video but ok :(

    • @ametunes
      @ametunes 7 месяцев назад

      @@DashSpiderJumpscares dash spider jumpscares jumpscare

  • @EddieWolfy-vw5dd
    @EddieWolfy-vw5dd 7 месяцев назад +29

    That short little spider section is what the rest of the level for strive for in terms of sight readability

  • @jakeb_playz7079
    @jakeb_playz7079 5 месяцев назад +14

    Colon: **Gives the first coin of Stereo Madness a B in another video**
    Also Colon: 10:02

  • @fantasticgood5403
    @fantasticgood5403 7 месяцев назад +76

    To be honest, Stereo Madness needs more gamemode variety, like bro, ONLY cube and ship, and ship only gets used twice, and the first ship part barely has anything in it too, so most of it is just cube with only one actual ship part

    • @大
      @大 7 месяцев назад

      fr

    • @Basmud
      @Basmud 7 месяцев назад

      True

    • @PipeyardCentipede
      @PipeyardCentipede 7 месяцев назад +18

      dude, did you seriously forget the short spider part?

    • @Hon38148
      @Hon38148 7 месяцев назад

      Untrue
      New players are already introduced to 2 new modes, a third mode would have made the player lost and forget the previous mode
      Think about stereo madness is the one that presents the most mode

    • @Ibrahimnahali
      @Ibrahimnahali 7 месяцев назад

      There's a spider part for half a second so that's something

  • @Xx_TRIGONOMETRYDASH_xX69420
    @Xx_TRIGONOMETRYDASH_xX69420 7 месяцев назад +123

    "Stereo madness too hard" just from the title, I already know what kind of episode this is.. 💀

    • @大
      @大 7 месяцев назад +2

      fr

    • @KairozSX8
      @KairozSX8 7 месяцев назад +6

      yeah, unsightreadable, no jump indicators.. lemme buy some popcorn for this

  • @dotanim8s
    @dotanim8s 7 месяцев назад +178

    "oh i get it! Colon's april fools video is a completely normal video, when people expect it to be not normal!"
    "...oh"

  • @HappyMagolor2
    @HappyMagolor2 2 месяца назад +1

    Great video the reference to that on cuphead review was easily the best part

  • @adimsaiken
    @adimsaiken 7 месяцев назад +21

    Yea, honestly Stereo Madness should've been a Demon and give at least 14* Idk why it's the 1st level, All its gonna do is scare off new players. 😔

  • @supsnail
    @supsnail 7 месяцев назад +27

    Prepare for the annual peak of GD Colon 🔥

    • @StevhynAturlyn
      @StevhynAturlyn 7 месяцев назад +2

      WHAT YOUR VERIFIED WHAT YOUR VERIFIED WHAT YOUR VERIFIED WHAT YOUR VERIFIED WHAT YOUR VERIFIED

    • @GigaChadMain69420
      @GigaChadMain69420 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@StevhynAturlynnot just verified,
      A great aviation lego-er!

    • @EduardoFerreira-yi4qc
      @EduardoFerreira-yi4qc 7 месяцев назад

      hello there fellow veteran youtuber, how does it feel to almost see every single thing this site has ever done?

  • @AdrienCadotte
    @AdrienCadotte 23 часа назад

    Omfg the a hat in time ost thank you from the bottom of my heart you made my day

  • @gsparkl3s
    @gsparkl3s 7 месяцев назад +36

    13:49 "OK- Cuphead!" oh no

    • @innabliakha4721
      @innabliakha4721 7 месяцев назад +4

      This part made me die from laughing 😂

    • @AvalancheTV
      @AvalancheTV Месяц назад

      As someone who 100% this game I was scared too. Then I immediately realized the joke was mocking the game journalist

  • @TimSoarer
    @TimSoarer 7 месяцев назад +22

    16:18 ok, I honestly didn't expect an april fools video to suddenly get so deep and thoughtful all of a sudden

  • @iabansstuffwithan_i
    @iabansstuffwithan_i 7 месяцев назад +48

    I cannot wait for this April fools video, I’ve been anticipating it ever since I knew who Cologne was.

    • @大
      @大 7 месяцев назад +3

      fr

    • @altrightz
      @altrightz 7 месяцев назад +4

      April fools!! 😂🎉

    • @goober130
      @goober130 7 месяцев назад +5

      gd bolognese

    • @paolarei4418
      @paolarei4418 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@goober130 gd milanese

  • @Puffman728
    @Puffman728 3 дня назад

    You do satire so well its genuinely hard to tell when you're doing genuine critique and when its a joke. Props for that

  • @TheEleBit
    @TheEleBit 7 месяцев назад +31

    Honestly, I'm even surprised he completed Stereo Madness, considering it's a top 1 extreme demon.

    • @KoCat2867
      @KoCat2867 7 месяцев назад +4

      Yeah it only got verified a couple of weeks ago (by void)

    • @TheDanceMan567
      @TheDanceMan567 7 месяцев назад

      Wait, do you mean Stereo Extremeness?! That level’s awesome! I've beat it 8 times over!

    • @Blahblah-bw2fu
      @Blahblah-bw2fu 7 месяцев назад

      I got 90%

    • @OftenGuy
      @OftenGuy 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@maelavecgg9133 7 year old joke + old + stop it + everyone knows tidal wave is harder

    • @lowkey0019
      @lowkey0019 6 месяцев назад

      @@OftenGuy r/Woooosh

  • @xonix111-rg
    @xonix111-rg 7 месяцев назад +20

    Funny fox boy knows his deal. I don't understand why no one talks about this level.

  • @Frrixy
    @Frrixy 7 месяцев назад +10

    This is really good, I really like the direction this video takes. April fool's videos are always a treat from you Colon!

  • @sgoup
    @sgoup 3 месяца назад +1

    ya jump up those pillars,
    go down the slabs,
    and turn into a spi- wait....
    DASH SPIDER REFERENCE!?!?-
    *vine booms intensifies*
    11:09

  • @DeltaTheProtogen.
    @DeltaTheProtogen. 7 месяцев назад +99

    "WHY are there no checkpoints here? its ridicilous!"
    meanwhile practice mode..

    • @frmrt4
      @frmrt4 6 месяцев назад +3

      game recommended for new players

    • @antwerp-six
      @antwerp-six 29 дней назад

      go learn humour

  • @asteriskwashere
    @asteriskwashere 7 месяцев назад +6

    1 minute in and this analysis is very much in full detail, I didn't even think about the level like that and you pointed out so many things that helped me see the game in a new (and positive lol haha) way!

  • @linkguy0877
    @linkguy0877 7 месяцев назад +20

    15:02 omg dragoon reference in the live chat by colon
    Edit: Spoiler:
    I am suprised he didn't include PVZ in the mix

  • @teddyking1466
    @teddyking1466 20 дней назад +12

    0:19 voice crack

  • @DeeJay694
    @DeeJay694 7 месяцев назад +9

    This is an amazing application to IGN, hope you get the job!

  • @bowlofwhiskey
    @bowlofwhiskey 7 месяцев назад +37

    15:24 zzoink write that down 📝👀

  • @thewinner4378
    @thewinner4378 7 месяцев назад +31

    I love how this starts as a review of Stereo Madness and then just turns into him rambling about other games

  • @Tonkatabatko
    @Tonkatabatko 2 месяца назад

    16:32 colon: I don’t understand why people would make things intentionally difficult!
    Also colon: *makes the hardest things imaginable like zip lash*

  • @keremylmaz8423
    @keremylmaz8423 7 месяцев назад +38

    7:22
    Imagine this becoming a meme like the dash spider

    • @CasuallyShadow
      @CasuallyShadow 7 месяцев назад

      FUCK THAT SPIKE THOUGH

    • @keremylmaz8423
      @keremylmaz8423 7 месяцев назад

      30 likes but no comments? Lemme fix that :)

    • @CasuallyShadow
      @CasuallyShadow 7 месяцев назад

      @@keremylmaz8423 what

    • @keremylmaz8423
      @keremylmaz8423 7 месяцев назад

      @@CasuallyShadow It was just a joke

  • @GD_ELECTRO
    @GD_ELECTRO 7 месяцев назад +35

    when the stereo is madness

  • @dennisfamily3597
    @dennisfamily3597 7 месяцев назад +17

    13:44 celeste is a good game and I love it.

  • @artemis3361
    @artemis3361 Месяц назад +5

    0:39 CELESTE WALLPAPER

  • @josecornejo8878
    @josecornejo8878 7 месяцев назад +45

    16:00 Bro is a cereal killer 😂

    • @cr_chain
      @cr_chain 7 месяцев назад +5

      Facebook mom humor

    • @isavenewspapers8890
      @isavenewspapers8890 4 месяца назад +1

      @@cr_chainI can't believe Facebook moms invented puns.

  • @יונתןגבאי-ה4מ
    @יונתןגבאי-ה4מ 7 месяцев назад +26

    the moment you started Complaining about the first double spike 4:00 i know thats goona be an April fools. heck yeah i nailed it

  • @morphious86.
    @morphious86. 7 месяцев назад +18

    oh my god you put in a Trimming the herbs jumpscare at 16:30
    gee thanks clogne

    • @Y_Carl0_
      @Y_Carl0_ 7 месяцев назад

      😮

    • @shib-smm
      @shib-smm 7 месяцев назад

      as a Mario maker player I died from a heart attack because of this moment

    • @NuggestNugget
      @NuggestNugget 7 месяцев назад

      As a 0%, *T* *A* *S*

  • @Rip-Tyde24
    @Rip-Tyde24 18 дней назад +1

    7:06 alright, YOU stand under a solid surface and jump full force into it. see how YOU feel after.

  • @fishbtw1160
    @fishbtw1160 7 месяцев назад +7

    The yapping is crazzyyyy on the first spike

  • @craz5326
    @craz5326 7 месяцев назад +20

    16:55 Never knew that Colon was a Video Game Journalist.

    • @codingidiot6754
      @codingidiot6754 7 месяцев назад +4

      erm... that is NOT the correct timestamp!!!!!!!!!! the correct stamp is 14:11.

    • @craz5326
      @craz5326 7 месяцев назад

      Seems the timestamp was different in the premire.

  • @sillyhudson59
    @sillyhudson59 7 месяцев назад +19

    11:56 BRO WHY WOULD ROBTOP TO THAT?!

  • @Wurp1e
    @Wurp1e 2 месяца назад

    I'm so glad you're doing good on your job as a game journalist!

  • @KDragoness
    @KDragoness 7 месяцев назад +5

    I forgot it was April Fool's until you introduced that "short spider part," but this was enjoyable. You voiced my experience as a new player trying to learn Stereo Madness. I have always been quick to anger. I should not have stayed with GD given how violent towards myself I was at the time (2014, before the message at the beginning of Stereo Madness was added) but I clearly did anyway. I manage my anger much better now but it still onsets rapidly.
    I'm still a huge fan of your videos, and I enjoyed every minute of this one. You are one of few RUclipsrs I've encountered that can make me laugh. Thanks for the fun!

    • @aurian2051
      @aurian2051 7 месяцев назад

      That “short Spider part” caught me so off guard too lol