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  • Published on Mar 11, 2026
  • I have not like this level
    🎨 Character art by Loafee! / loafeebuns
    🎨 Shrine background by NetBa! / netba_art
    🎵 Music:
    sans. from Undertale (Toby Fox)
    Stal from Minecraft (C418)
    Jubilife City from Pokémon Diamond/Pearl
    Frantic Factory Remix (VGMusicRox)
    Check Out by MadhouseDUDE
    Gnat Attack Level 2 from Mario Paint
    Glitch Gremlin by Bossfight
    Checking In from Celeste (Lena Raine)
    Underground from New Super Mario Bros. Wii
    Jungle from Terraria (Scott Lloyd Shelly)
    Portabellohead from Crypt of the Necrodancer (Danny Baranowsky)
    Let's Get Together Now! from OMORI (Pedro Silva)
    Castle from Yoshi's Island (Koji Kondo)
    Versus Overworld from New Super Mario Bros.
    It Means Everything from OMORI (Pedro Silva)
    Bowser's Lava Lake Keep from Super Mario 3D World
    Final Boss from New Super Mario Bros. Wii
    Tutorial from Rhythm Doctor (Sien Yi Tan)
    Wii Shop Channel
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    🎮 Second Channel - ‪@GDSemicolon‬
    🐦 Twitter - / therealgdcolon
    💻 Website - gdcolon.com
    If you're reading this, generation retro ruined my life no cap

Comments •

  • @GDColon
    @GDColon  2 years ago +10617

    Hey - just an important reminder that you should NOT go after the creator, harass them, spam their levels with hate, etc. This should be common sense.
    Generation Retro is a VERY creative level with lots of fun theming, but the creator just didn't do a very good job at building it in the editor. It's a random custom level that a kid dreamt up and worked hard on, and usually I would never hate on someone for doing that.
    *HOWEVER* - this level is in a Gauntlet, which means millions of players are forced to play it. This basically means that the level is "official", and for that reason I wanted to dive deep into it and pinpoint why it's so hated - so new creators don't make the same mistakes. It's a charming level on its own, but an absolute trainwreck inside a Gauntlet.
    *I don't hate the creator and I don't hate the idea of the level. I hate the fact that RobTop scooped up a random 13 year old's level for a Gauntlet that will be played by a massive audience.* Think of this video as "Why this level shouldn't be in a Gauntlet", and NOT "Why this level shouldn't exist".

    • @TERRARlA
      @TERRARlA 2 years ago +398

      This level was probably made by some 8 year old who just found out about the GD editor

    • @CatkinsonGD
      @CatkinsonGD 2 years ago +151

      Wtf I just scrolled down here after finishing the video out of curiosity hi colon

    • @TERRARlA
      @TERRARlA 2 years ago +65

      @CatkinsonGD same lol

    • @d.riell2
      @d.riell2 2 years ago +71

      smash like if you were here when k lemon's comment was the pinned comment

    • @raulzitosilva9971
      @raulzitosilva9971 2 years ago +32

      too late

  • @InsignificantNoob
    @InsignificantNoob 2 years ago +6660

    Fun Fact: The insert coin is not for aesthetic purposes, when the text pops up it's the level stealing money from the player's bank account.

  • @MasterGame5129
    @MasterGame5129 2 years ago +4379

    If the biggest problem with generation retro is the fact that it is in a gauntlet, then it's technically robtops fault

    • @ThomasDeSwert
      @ThomasDeSwert 2 years ago +184

      Fair point! If the main gripe is its placement in a gauntlet, blame it on RobTop's level selection. We're all just navigating the challenges he throws our way! 🎮🤷‍♂

    • @DanielTheMinccino
      @DanielTheMinccino 2 years ago +6

      yes

    • @victortorres6599
      @victortorres6599 2 years ago +40

      so
      robtops the issue

    • @Vicid7437
      @Vicid7437 2 years ago +4

      Exactly

    • @iSuckAtEveryhting
      @iSuckAtEveryhting 2 years ago +29

      that’s why colon is arguing about this for like 30 minutes

  • @KIAPIGEON
    @KIAPIGEON 2 years ago +5250

    I love the character developpement :
    The red alien : "NOOOOO !"
    The decoy alien : "NOOOOO !"
    The friendly alien : "NOOOOO !"
    The player : "NOOOOO !"
    You after playing the level : "NOOOOO !"
    Edit : Yes, I misspelled development, french guy here. I'm sori.

  • @littleslaughters8037
    @littleslaughters8037 2 months ago +454

    the level being ass is a reference to old arcade limitations

  • @kthelemon
    @kthelemon 2 years ago +16478

    I have a theory that "jajaja" is not laughing in spanish, the red alien is actually trying to ask you if you're jar jar binks, his long lost brother at birth. Sadly, because of his immense stutter, he can't bring himself to do it and he instead starts trying to kill you because he got frustrated

  • @spicycorn4
    @spicycorn4 2 years ago +1366

    I would never think a 27 minute video would be committed to complaining about a bad 2.0 level.

    • @apastelnerd
      @apastelnerd 2 years ago +15

      1.9 never had moving objects lmao

    • @deleted-something
      @deleted-something 2 years ago +6

      2.0 lmao

    • @GGsquared
      @GGsquared 2 years ago +10

      it’s early 2.0, which is like 1.9 but with moving objects, lol

    • @radian478
      @radian478 2 years ago +8

      2.0 was certainly something

    • @Earluntree
      @Earluntree 2 years ago +2

      @radian478 thinking space is newer than this just thought id let everyone know

  • @souljynx
    @souljynx 2 years ago +4774

    Never thought I’d see a grown man bully a 7 and a half year old video game level probably made by a middle schooler for half an hour

    • @GDColon
      @GDColon  2 years ago +2485

      ITS ROBS FAULT HE PUT IT IN THE STUPID GAUNTLET

    • @alinluncadenis1849
      @alinluncadenis1849 2 years ago +64

      ​@GDColon l am 2nd comment

    • @raglix
      @raglix 2 years ago +33

      ​@alinluncadenis1849 did you know that

    • @Number_27
      @Number_27 2 years ago +103

      @Dunnohowtodraw he's 19

    • @MinecraftGoBRRR
      @MinecraftGoBRRR 2 years ago +11

      See my comment gdcolon please
      I need to know if there is something wrong with my level or if it is fine and just needs decoration

  • @Eyad-is-back
    @Eyad-is-back 6 months ago +131

    18:19 THE CRICKETS OUTSIDE MY HOUSE SYNCED TO THE SILENCE

  • @jesiahdalion
    @jesiahdalion 2 years ago +3028

    Watching Colon violently screaming over a level made in 2015 in a 2d cube game is just filling my heart with joy.

    • @Majuro-1
      @Majuro-1 2 years ago +40

      In my opinion there are worse levels, especially the early 2.0 levels

    • @fehizorosaclier1629
      @fehizorosaclier1629 2 years ago +81

      @Majuro-1 Colon specifically said that it's not the worst level quality wise, but because it's in a gauntlet

    • @TylerWilson2004
      @TylerWilson2004 2 years ago +5

      Really got me rethinking my whole life but at the same time I'm agreeing with everything he's saying

    • @christopherhilson-greener2075
      @christopherhilson-greener2075 2 years ago +2

      like the coins did lol

    • @soapycanthandle
      @soapycanthandle 2 years ago +4

      Ya mean a square?? "A 2D CUBE"

  • @katraena5225
    @katraena5225 2 years ago +400

    10:43
    I theorize that perhaps maybe the reason the alien yells "NO!" is that the blind jump just before is actually a trap set up by him, and he is actually upset that you survived his trap

    • @ImExistent405
      @ImExistent405 Year ago +14

      Genius

    • @nonexistent-yt9em
      @nonexistent-yt9em Year ago +7

      Wasn't that kinda obvious?

    • @WREN-bo9zn
      @WREN-bo9zn Year ago +8

      Oh that makes a lot of sense at first I thought that he welcomed the player at first because he didn’t expect the player to get to far but ur theory makes more sense 👍

    • @Cloudy-kg1gm
      @Cloudy-kg1gm Year ago +11

      @nonexistent-yt9em man you got to ruin it

  • @JBRedux
    @JBRedux 2 years ago +2556

    I think the issue with Scarlet Surge is that if you can't beat it in your first few attempts, it just becomes tedious. Crashing in the last 25% makes you REALLY not feel like playing the entire damn thing again.

    • @Haythamsale
      @Haythamsale 2 years ago +66

      Doesn't that 25% thing apply to literally apply to every harder+ level? But I get your point.

    • @virturegd5247
      @virturegd5247 2 years ago +218

      @Haythamsaleno because scarlet surge is a XL level and i hate it with a deep passion

    • @Haythamsale
      @Haythamsale 2 years ago +48

      @virturegd5247 understandable, have a great day

    • @trinityy-7
      @trinityy-7 2 years ago +8

      i beat it when bad at the game and it took me a few hundred attempts. literally cannot see your point

    • @trinityy-7
      @trinityy-7 2 years ago +3

      @virturegd5247 if your gonna say you hate it dont compliment it first

  • @YorusGamingHub_Official
    @YorusGamingHub_Official 5 months ago +49

    Alright. Lemme break the lore down for ya:
    The coins in the level represent the players who have inserted the coins earlier, that is why it says "insert coin".
    The red alien welcomes us at first, but, as we go deeper into the level, the red alien notices that we did not insert the coin, and are heading to steal the other coins for ourselves.
    The blue alien notices the behaviour of the red alien (agressive towards the player) and, without understanding the reason, decides to protect us.
    The bossfight is the attempt of the red alien to make us reset, and insert the coin. The blue alien thinks that the red alien is just malicious.
    These things we fire at the red alien are left there by the blue alien. The first hit stuns the alien, dealing the damage. The second one does the same. And we lost the third one during our flight, but the third time the damage is dealt is explained by the alien slowly burning from our projectiles. Those look like molotovs, by the way.
    With the projectiles, we weaken the red alien. He becomes more angry as we approach another coin.
    The blue alien returns to the weakened red alien to fire a ray, in order to weaken the red alien even more.
    We end up beating the red alien to get the last, golden coin.
    And the spanish laughter, the jajajaja?
    It is the laughter of amusement, silly little ourselves, thinking there is no one to protect the coins we were bound to steal.

  • @Trevor_Petes
    @Trevor_Petes Year ago +104

    24:39 Harry Potter ass battle

  • @darknessgd6201
    @darknessgd6201 Year ago +648

    Seriously guys, stop blaming ArathhSA for making the level. Blame RobTop for adding the level into the Poison Gauntlet in the first place.

  • @watermelongamefr
    @watermelongamefr 2 years ago +1435

    You know it's gonna be good when it's 27 minutes of chaos

  • @anemudofifuchin
    @anemudofifuchin 2 months ago +6

    18:30 i half-expected him to say "your mom"

  • @diegodelgado811
    @diegodelgado811 2 years ago +2392

    You asked for theories, so here’s mine:
    The red and blue aliens are brothers, and the blue one was always the better kid and their parents’ favorite. As expected, the red alien was jealous, so he kidnapped his own brother and brought him to his own part of the galaxy. The green aliens are his workers and are supposed to make sure the blue alien never escapes. He allows visitors so nobody is suspicious of him hiding something. That’s why he was all nice at the beginning of the level. But when the key is collected, it opens up the area where the blue alien was trapped. That’s why the red alien says “NOOO!!!” The red alien begins to search for the blue alien, and sends his highest ranked worker, the other red alien in the first boss fight, to take care of you. The blue alien knows that you’re in trouble, so he goes to save you. After the first boss is defeated, the red alien decides that he needs to take care of you first. That leads to the “level final.” The red alien then destroys the blue alien, which leads to you getting revenge for him once and for all, as you blast the red alien.
    I really just spent ten minutes of my life writing a story on a RUclips comment. Welp

  • @MB32904
    @MB32904 Year ago +535

    "jajajaja you have not win! you... DIED!!!!"
    peak cinema & peak gaming tbh

  • @Eagleleadsmc
    @Eagleleadsmc 2 years ago +480

    5:25 i love how colon doesn't say "if you're not familiar", but rather "if you are not cultured" lmao

    • @Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake
      @Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake 2 years ago +27

      I mean who doesn’t know AVGN?

    • @Willio20000
      @Willio20000 2 years ago +15

      @Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake I know it but ive never watched it
      feel free to bully me

    • @DOG_EATER_1887
      @DOG_EATER_1887 2 years ago +23

      you dont know old popular thing??? 😡😡😡 uncultured!!!

    • @izakdaturtal
      @izakdaturtal 2 years ago

      @Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake me

    • @yustinj.3910
      @yustinj.3910 2 years ago

      @DOG_EATER_1887 Apparently something that was still very popular in 2019 is "old popular thing".

  • @Ju_de123
    @Ju_de123 20 hours ago +1

    i swear bro comments on every single frame

  • @gamingtamtam6624
    @gamingtamtam6624 Year ago +636

    I feel bad for the creator that he only gets negative comments. Yeah, the level might not be perfect, but it was made a long time ago, plus he didn’t want his level to be in a gauntlet.

    • @EthanIsCool007
      @EthanIsCool007 9 months ago +16

      True

    • @MittenStreams
      @MittenStreams 9 months ago +59

      Maybe he didn’t expect the level to be in the gauntlet. Maybe he was a little happy.

    • @kossaie
      @kossaie 8 months ago +33

      And the level was his first rate level

    • @spinosaurus_aegypticus_gaming
      @spinosaurus_aegypticus_gaming 7 months ago +14

      well ii dont hate creators for bad levels since everyone makes bad levels but learn from it, the porblem is robtop

    • @Hello-g5u3o
      @Hello-g5u3o 7 months ago +5

      To get in a gauntlet you has to submit your level to robtop so he did want it to be in a gauntlet

  • @damanote
    @damanote 2 years ago +757

    I feel like if Generation Retro was made today and polished up a bit, it could genuinely be a really awesome level. In my opinion, some of the concepts are really unique but I feel like the creator couldn’t really establish them properly because of the time period the level was made in.

    • @unbrokenm6817
      @unbrokenm6817 2 years ago +69

      And experience, it was his first rated level

    • @blanonsrandomstuff5446
      @blanonsrandomstuff5446 2 years ago +34

      If generation retro was made today, it wouldnt be in a gauntlet

    • @damanote
      @damanote 2 years ago +15

      ⁠@blanonsrandomstuff5446
      ​that’s probably true lmao, another level could replace it which could be cool

    • @Dexzler
      @Dexzler 2 years ago +4

      ​@damanoteyeah but it definitely ah gonna not be switched so no neeeed to say probbly

    • @cetus47
      @cetus47 2 years ago +3

      @blanonsrandomstuff5446 they could update it but might be a bit to hard

  • @SpookedFlower
    @SpookedFlower 8 months ago +191

    21:36 bro said: 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

  • @thesebben
    @thesebben 2 months ago +5

    jajaja you have not win you died is absolute cinema

  • @goofyahhlobster
    @goofyahhlobster 2 years ago +643

    Theory: I think the reason why the alien says “NO” after he welcomes you is because he wanted you to have died by now. He welcomed you because this was supposed to be a death trap, but when it became unsuccessful, he got angry. Maybe that can also explain the gameplay at the start. What are your thoughts?

    • @jelly545
      @jelly545 2 years ago +26

      Ooo, that's a good theory

    • @TheCherryPiester
      @TheCherryPiester 2 years ago +19

      ​@jelly545a game theory!

    • @conan9222
      @conan9222 2 years ago +11

      Oh yeahhh now the key thing makes sense

    • @CubingGamer-ox4rt
      @CubingGamer-ox4rt 2 years ago +1

      Am 69th like

    • @kingoftypingqwertyuiopasdf2730
      @kingoftypingqwertyuiopasdf2730 2 years ago +19

      I think that the alien is mad that you're completing the level, being fully aware that the player will exit once the level was finished, so it tries to make you have not win so you start all over again, hence the bossfight.

  • @BlueSailor19
    @BlueSailor19 2 years ago +648

    Fun Fact,
    3:41 Outerspace was originally the last level in fire, before it and Magmatic Sanctuary were switched

    • @thatonefirstpersongamer
      @thatonefirstpersongamer 2 years ago +43

      Damnn, talk about balancing...

    • @ozelotultra
      @ozelotultra 2 years ago +8

      Wasn't it Shock? OuterSpace was 3rd I guess

    • @Dexzler
      @Dexzler 2 years ago +9

      I mean magmatic sanctuary was made before outerspace, so...

    • @pugzgmd
      @pugzgmd 2 years ago +64

      Magmatic sanctuary first? I would’ve never finished that gauntlet

    • @qseryGD
      @qseryGD 2 years ago +37

      @pugzgmdnever would have started it 💀

  • @xyloxyloxyloxyloxylo
    @xyloxyloxyloxyloxylo Year ago +954

    grown man complains about a 13 year olds level for 30 minutes

  • @Doktario_Mystario
    @Doktario_Mystario 4 months ago +8

    11:00
    He got mad that you got that far. At first he was teasing you to enter his domain but later realizes that you are a real threat that he now has to take care of.

  • @mlgplayer7689
    @mlgplayer7689 10 months ago +163

    11:36 i think it might be an unimplemented coin design

  • @thatturtlesdude6405
    @thatturtlesdude6405 2 years ago +675

    I think the eyeball thing at 11:15 was an early version of the custom coins seen later in the level. The part that disappears looks kind of like a coin, and the disappearing could be the coin getting collected. My guess is it wasn’t clear enough what it was, so the creator switched to the newer version later on.

    • @pza888
      @pza888 2 years ago +23

      also there's an extra state that looks like the coin part is rotated 90 degrees

    • @Hassan_2603
      @Hassan_2603 2 years ago +9

      Or it's a autoing method like devil vortex saws

    • @Qaptyl
      @Qaptyl 2 years ago +7

      thats nice of them to do. wouldnt want to make the level un-sight-readable or anything.

    • @ThomasDeSwert
      @ThomasDeSwert 2 years ago +1

      Nice detective work! The disappearing eyeball might indeed be an early coin concept.

    • @ScottMiller-jv1se
      @ScottMiller-jv1se 2 years ago +3

      But why would he just leave it there🤔

  • @IWantToWatchLNK
    @IWantToWatchLNK Year ago +194

    Gd colon at beginning:
    “WHAT?! DO I LOOK LIKE MATPAT TO YOU?”
    Gd colon at 7:07
    “THAT SWEET DELICIOUS LOREEEEEE”

  • @TrisMeowNtdo
    @TrisMeowNtdo 22 hours ago

    I think the weird eyeball was the coin texture that was going to be used

  • @pyrielt
    @pyrielt 2 years ago +303

    That's right.
    We're going back in time, to get Generation Retro OFF the Gauntlet.

  • @helloimakebadcontent
    @helloimakebadcontent 2 years ago +609

    2 more things about this level Colon didn't point out:
    1. The alien that kills you in the ball part is actually using fading spikes and is slightly visible.
    2. The bullets in the first UFO part are visible all the time and the boss doesn't spawn it.

  • @janPiKalaSeli
    @janPiKalaSeli 2 years ago +1211

    4:44 "The level has a lot of flashing lights making it a potential nightmare for photosensitive players, so picking it for the most important gauntlet in the game is extremely inconsiderate on RobTop's end."
    Ever heard of Electrodynamix?

    • @charlioanimations
      @charlioanimations 2 years ago +190

      Also GD in general is not very friendly to players with these problems because there are just so many levels like that (and like you said, also electrodynamix). There should be a warning that people need to put when publishing a level for it to get rated.

    • @-datque-1410
      @-datque-1410 2 years ago +38

      I think scarlet surge is a good level

    • @janPiKalaSeli
      @janPiKalaSeli 2 years ago +10

      @-datque-1410 Okay. It has flashing lights, though. Also, I was just quoting GD Cologne.

    • @leonacurnew
      @leonacurnew 2 years ago +4

      His name is Colon

    • @promadebison3260
      @promadebison3260 2 years ago +28

      ​@leonacurnewno its cologne

  • @MomoTheCat21
    @MomoTheCat21 Day ago +2

    24:30 Probably it is:
    Blue guy:
    “AND WE WILL END THIS BATTLE-“
    Red guy:
    “NOOOO!”

  • @coolboy4rocks
    @coolboy4rocks 2 years ago +529

    5:02 just goes to show how far colon goes for good content. Being held hostage and being forced to play generation retro takes some serious guts. Hope you’re ok, Colon

    • @jelly545
      @jelly545 2 years ago +7

      Bro he's fine

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 2 years ago +46

      ​@jelly545bro its Generation Retro

    • @h3971
      @h3971 2 years ago +10

      ​@jelly545 This might be a stretch but I really reallyyyy think that the comment is a joke

    • @subify16
      @subify16 2 years ago +7

      I was with Hutcheson in Parliament hill waiting area and I said Volcano and made girly sounds and laughs voices and cry and wrote Page 165 with 200 44 swiggly writes and 6° highs
      Edit THANSK EVER FRO SO MANY LIKES EVER THANK YOU!!

    • @AK_804
      @AK_804 2 years ago +4

      @jelly545 r/woooosh

  • @koopatroopa7968
    @koopatroopa7968 Year ago +464

    I have a feeling that “You are not win” was inspired by grammatically incorrect phrases from older games, e.g. the iconic “All your base are belong to us” from Zero Wing’s opening cutscene.

    • @flooku987
      @flooku987 Year ago +9

      nice argument kroopa, you should back it up with a source

    • @SaItogaming202
      @SaItogaming202 Year ago +64

      @flooku987 read the second half of the comment

    • @flooku987
      @flooku987 Year ago +13

      @SaItogaming202 yes I did, it simply doesn't make sense because being myself latin-american I dont see whats wrong with that line
      I mean, it would roll of the tongue much better something like "All your base now belongs to us" but my point still stands, it looks like an honest mistake rather than a reference. Greeting from Perú!!!

    • @SaItogaming202
      @SaItogaming202 Year ago +6

      To me both of these theories are valid im just saying that there is in fact a source

    • @TenToTu
      @TenToTu Year ago +4

      so then the whole level is inspired lmao

  • @nexauu
    @nexauu 2 years ago +303

    We need this guy as a personal trainer. He could point out so many problems in the life editor.

  • @CanBeConed
    @CanBeConed 3 months ago +23

    Why he kinda sounds like royalpear lol 23:45

    • @Soupasoupgd
      @Soupasoupgd 3 months ago +4

      I do not hear

    • @clippy124
      @clippy124 18 days ago

      ​@Soupasoupgd youre deaf?? im so sorry
      (j)

    • @Soupasoupgd
      @Soupasoupgd 18 days ago

      @clippy124I’m not I just don’t think it sounds like royalpear

    • @clippy124
      @clippy124 18 days ago

      ​@Soupasoupgd(j) means joke

    • @Soupasoupgd
      @Soupasoupgd 18 days ago

      @clippy124shiiiii mb

  • @Gamr5
    @Gamr5 2 years ago +77

    19:53 I feel like colon is slowly descending into insanity

    • @treasuregripper
      @treasuregripper 2 years ago +6

      he has already gone insane playing the first 5% of the level

    • @kronost06
      @kronost06 2 years ago +2

      He's gonna go kill the creator and Robtop for this.

  • @Skylightanimate
    @Skylightanimate Year ago +25

    16:34 -Jajajaja, you have not win. You... DIED!!
    -NOO!!

  • @BleddynsStudio
    @BleddynsStudio 2 years ago +467

    The major issue is the quality control behind what levels are picked for the gauntlets. I remember the first Fire gauntlet level having a coin with the text “ViPriN iS tRigGerEd”. A blatant community inside joke in a level hand picked to be in an official piece of content shows how poorly gauntlets are managed as a whole.

    • @duftx
      @duftx 2 years ago +54

      Well atleast outer space has fun and interesting gameplay

    • @decastar2819
      @decastar2819 2 years ago +20

      What does that phrase mean anyway
      Did viprin do anything wrong back then

    • @akapple2698
      @akapple2698 2 years ago +15

      But I like the feeling of gauntlet levels being made by randomUser07 instead of a professional artist

    • @TheFluxChampion
      @TheFluxChampion 2 years ago +2

      Theres a readon why Outerspace is my favorite level

    • @AfsanSameerRayan
      @AfsanSameerRayan Year ago

      @nut311aman2Thanks. the text makes a lot more sense to me now

  • @ntga8921
    @ntga8921 4 months ago +2

    That rainbow monster at the start was diabolical🤣🤣

  • @hot_soup
    @hot_soup 2 years ago +230

    21:06 that part litteraly killed me😂😂😂

  • @TheRedTiger76
    @TheRedTiger76 Year ago +110

    26:04 dude 😭

  • @charky6683
    @charky6683 2 years ago +52

    this video is the equivalent of a shakespeare scholar critiquing a 7th grader's homework assignment on romeo and juliet for not being written with perfect grammar and understanding of the play.

  • @envar1
    @envar1 2 days ago +1

    Thank god this video exists because it’s hard to quantify my hate for this level

  • @ScottMiller-jv1se
    @ScottMiller-jv1se 2 years ago +42

    19:54 (VIOLENTLY SCREAMS INTO PILLOW)

  • @BestShortsEver316
    @BestShortsEver316 2 years ago +256

    The reason why the object count at the end is inaccurate is because since the text uses small pixel blocks, the creator looked at the object count before making the text and put the previous object count into the level, taking up a lot of objects. If he used normal text, he could just look at the object count, put it onto the text, and change the text by 1 to make it accurate.

  • @benrythefox365
    @benrythefox365 2 years ago +201

    6:21 You know, if you think about it, the green orb has technically existed since the game was first released, as creators could have easily created the mechanic by combining a yellow orb with a gravity portal, which was done very often in pre-2.0 levels. Therefore, Arathhsa could have started building the level in 1.9, but that first click would have initially been a yellow orb combined with a gravity portal, and then they changed it to a regular green orb after 2.0 came out.

    • @TheChallengerB
      @TheChallengerB 2 years ago +18

      Not to mention, I'm pretty sure you can see 1.9 color triggers (the ones specifically for color channels 1-4) in the beginning.

    • @davinchristino
      @davinchristino 2 years ago +2

      @TheChallengerB That's not too surprising since the level uses few colours anyway

    • @davinchristino
      @davinchristino 2 years ago +11

      My personal theory is that the designs were just copied from some random 1.9 level. Since the creator was also likely very young, I can imagine this to be possible. This also ties into the fact that custom objects were new in 2.0.

    • @starlessnight321
      @starlessnight321 Year ago

      🤓

    • @Ezzy1331_
      @Ezzy1331_ Year ago +3

      I see it but the majority of the level uses 2.0 items like the move trigger included in the entire bossfight, the text, the coins, the key, clouds, and the moving decorations like the swirl.
      So with all these factors, it’s most likely a level in 2.0 unless it was a half made layout in 1.9 before 2.0

  • @strawberriberrii
    @strawberriberrii 6 months ago +4

    These subtitles are phenomenal.

  • @gamerguy25270
    @gamerguy25270 Year ago +164

    I actually found a skip in that level. There is a well-known robot glitch where if you click right before you hit a jump pad, you’ll go much higher. If you do this in the transition to the wave, and do some precise jumps to get over some slopes, you’ll be underneath the wave part. If you keep going there is a green monster that the creator placed with this exact scenario in mind, but you can just jump over it! Keep going, there’s a random red alien on the floor around halfway but he won’t hurt you, wait some more, and you’ll be able to skip the entire level!
    You’re welcome, Cologne.

    • @Haxihoovis
      @Haxihoovis Year ago +11

      You can also go back onto the level, because some of the slopes hitboxes extend just slightly too far. However, I'm pretty sure that's a RobTop issue & not an ArathhSA issue.

    • @Metal-Sonic
      @Metal-Sonic 9 months ago

      ​@HaxihoovisF*** no, i am not doing that.

    • @TheBedevilled
      @TheBedevilled 7 months ago

      @marshall8787-p8b I hate wave so I skip it

  • @THE_5050
    @THE_5050 2 years ago +393

    This isn't the worst Gauntlet level mostly because of the broken English dialogue. When I was beating this level I was laughing out loud the whole time reading
    "JAJAJAJA!
    YOU HAVE NOT WIN!
    YOU...
    DIED!!!"

  • @CrazyGamerYT1000
    @CrazyGamerYT1000 2 years ago +62

    12:51 I would say: get geometricaly dominated

    • @kronost06
      @kronost06 2 years ago +5

      I'm remaking the level. And I put GDCologne's line: GET TROLLED!

    • @PhoenixDixson-c3e
      @PhoenixDixson-c3e Month ago

      You've... been.... trolled you've been trolled yes you've probably been told don't reply to this guy he's just trying to get a rise out of you yes it's true you respond and that's his cue to start trouble on the double while he strokes his manly stubble and yet you keep on trying mindlessly replying you've been trolled you've been trolled have a nice dayyyyy

  • @GoliathBeetle1
    @GoliathBeetle1 6 months ago +40

    I find it kinda funny how colon complains about the fading block at 7:52 when Dark Paradise did the exact same thing and he lets it pass

    • @HEXXDmusic
      @HEXXDmusic 6 months ago +11

      Dark paradise is fun tho

    • @GoliathBeetle1
      @GoliathBeetle1 5 months ago +4

      @HEXXDmusic true
      Also, platinum adventure did the same thing too😅

    • @Gingertishling
      @Gingertishling 4 months ago +5

      First dark paradise is an easy and platinum adventure is fun

    • @Sandwittxh
      @Sandwittxh 3 months ago +4

      I try to understand what the lyrics in tidal wave are but I cant

    • @HEXXDmusic
      @HEXXDmusic 3 months ago

      @Sandwittxh Da ba doo

  • @iamtotallyspace
    @iamtotallyspace 2 years ago +58

    25:27 I love how he also made the tomb from that 3D object

  • @cac0da
    @cac0da 2 years ago +102

    I love how Colon just suddenly decided to become a game reviewer without any prior experience or knowledge at all.

  • @troingle
    @troingle 2 years ago +71

    24:51 This is obviously a carefully considered choice that reveals that your player character has a split personality disorder

    • @GameristicForce
      @GameristicForce 2 years ago +1

      also minor side detail: terraria JUNGLE music

    • @kronost06
      @kronost06 2 years ago +1

      And you get to fight the Split personality disorder in Hexagon Force

  • @vibe-ky9wn
    @vibe-ky9wn Month ago +1

    I NEED to beat it too. I need that icon you get from beating the gauntlet.

  • @Omer31269
    @Omer31269 2 years ago +25

    26:50 bro has 100.000+ attemps on killbot

  • @N0Go1ngB4ck
    @N0Go1ngB4ck Year ago +21

    24:20 did u forget? They met in the ball part

  • @aso3250
    @aso3250 2 years ago +462

    Colon is the only person who will spend minutes complaining about one invisible half block and I'm here for it 😅

    • @NotAfishAtAll
      @NotAfishAtAll 2 years ago +3

      😂

    • @ThomasDeSwert
      @ThomasDeSwert 2 years ago +12

      Haha, right? The dedication to complaining about an invisible slab deserves its own award. 🏆😂 Colon, the unsung hero of geometry gripes! 🎮

    • @TRINITARIA-MUSIC
      @TRINITARIA-MUSIC 2 years ago +22

      @ThomasDeSwert this was written by ai wasn't it

    • @thomasdetrein6634
      @thomasdetrein6634 2 years ago +2

      marshlindsey2763 yes it is, 😆

    • @allaxreal
      @allaxreal 2 years ago +1

      ​@ThomasDeSwert i smell chatgpt...

  • @BasWillems-q4q
    @BasWillems-q4q 3 days ago

    Most mysterious level: I wonder…

  • @phylactic
    @phylactic 2 years ago +122

    11:20 I think this is the creator's attempt to make a "pixel art coin" but probably scrapped it. It disappears after you pass it apparently (like the key)

    • @MyHandleIsAplaceholder
      @MyHandleIsAplaceholder 2 years ago +2

      I thought it was a scrapped orb decoration

    • @Digg3rL3ss
      @Digg3rL3ss 2 years ago +2

      for a second i thought you were neiro

    • @kronost06
      @kronost06 2 years ago +2

      It disappeared because it's not linked to any group ID, but it's color is. It's you see, as he moves to the right, it disappears because Color ID 220 and 221 I think change to black, which is why we don't see it.

    • @averagemushroom
      @averagemushroom 2 years ago +1

      100th like :D

  • @PapaIuig
    @PapaIuig 2 years ago +116

    Here's my theory: The first boss is the intentional boss for the level and the second one is a virus who breached the level like the one they were talking about in the wave part (I think the virus's intention is making the level last longer)

    • @finray8436
      @finray8436 2 years ago +4

      This wouldn't make much sense, as your supposed "virus" boss appears at the start and welcomes you to the level, way before the "virus" was detected. Otherwise, a very captivating theory!

    • @Vercte
      @Vercte 2 years ago +1

      @finray8436 no, there are two different red aliens 21:55 so his theory fits, but backwards

    • @YourImage_Friend
      @YourImage_Friend 2 years ago

      This comment was made by second account of matpat

    • @Dexzler
      @Dexzler 2 years ago

      ​@YourImage_Friendhaha good joke

  • @Konstantin07034
    @Konstantin07034 Year ago +128

    The "Eyeball" is probably a coin prototype, I think:) Because it is disapearing, meaning Arathhsa tried to make a coin pickup animation

  • @TheAnimationist-f84
    @TheAnimationist-f84 2 months ago +1

    My theory for the alien saying NO is that at the beginning he was expecting you to die

  • @ArshidAbyar-bt4wm
    @ArshidAbyar-bt4wm Year ago +33

    7:43 Colon: "Adds Extra Confusion" *Plays A Level Called Confusion*

  • @DoggoDudePlays
    @DoggoDudePlays 11 months ago +43

    3:31 “so just to recap, fire, ice, earth, water, lighting, and???
    “gwreen”

  • @CrimsonClaws
    @CrimsonClaws 2 years ago +93

    For me it’s Fire Aura for being so inconsistent with difficulty & super frustrating to grind out for less experienced players. It’s like throwing the first Deadlocked Wave in the middle of Jumper

    • @peebogoober33
      @peebogoober33 2 years ago +10

      I honestly really like Fire Aura because I enjoy fast paced wave sections, but I can agree that it's a little extreme for the lava gauntlet and it shouldn't have been rated a 7 star.

    • @cookieplays3697
      @cookieplays3697 2 years ago +6

      I agree with the comment above me, fire aura is a pretty good level, but the only problem is, is that the first cube should be in a five star, and there’s other parts that i wouldn’t complain if they were in a easy demon. Fire aura is really cool, but it doesn’t have balancing.

    • @potatojuiceultra
      @potatojuiceultra 10 months ago

      fire aura took me so long to beat the first time i beat it and i absolutely HATED it
      but I went and rebeat it after completing 200+ demons and it feels like a totally normal 7 star now, a little unbalanced and maybe leaning towards 8 stars but i could easily sightread the ships and waves that gave me so much trouble originally. its one of the most skill based levels ive played, so maybe not a great fit for a gauntlet but it will definitely help you get better if youre not ready for demons yet

  • @FloresteGovernment
    @FloresteGovernment 5 days ago

    "NOOOOO!" That sounds horrendously funny

  • @margarinebutter
    @margarinebutter 2 years ago +87

    I have a theory about the aliens using the 3d blocks. It's that whoever made the level couldn't make the art themselves, so they copied a level with the aliens in it and used custom objects to put it in their level.

  • @HotIcedEspresso
    @HotIcedEspresso 2 years ago +242

    The "scary eyeball thing" is most probably just an abandoned custom art for the coin, which explains it's disappearance after you go past it. And it's a pretty decent thing to cling on to, just like Devil Vortex saws, they were styled just for Devil Vortex and were used in the actual level, but the creator forgot about deleting them afterwards. I think this comment is too long.

    • @rusrus67
      @rusrus67 2 years ago +2

      thats what i thought

    • @ThomasDeSwert
      @ThomasDeSwert 2 years ago +6

      Great observation! The 'scary eyeball thing' might indeed be an abandoned custom art for the coin. Those leftover details like Devil Vortex saws add a unique charm. Short and sweet insights! 🎮👀

    • @steffcheshire3374
      @steffcheshire3374 2 years ago +1

      I thought that too!

    • @HotIcedEspresso
      @HotIcedEspresso 2 years ago +2

      @RomanianMapper12 For your information, my comment was 67 words long, meaning that no matter how fast you read, it still counts as long. Even though, glad to hear that!

    • @HotIcedEspresso
      @HotIcedEspresso 2 years ago +1

      I just realized that it's actually a really good thing to cling onto, because the level feels like an unfinished preview, because it (the texture) wasn't even deleted or moved in the right place, and there were probably more of such unfinished assets that weren't deleted

  • @ArmakiHensonCabance
    @ArmakiHensonCabance 5 months ago +2

    16:29 "Jajajaja, you have not win!" Is the weirdest thing I've heard😭

  • @GDGroundflower
    @GDGroundflower 2 years ago +90

    Only GD Colon can come up with so much interesting lore for a singular Geometry Dash level

  • @7DQuillion
    @7DQuillion 2 years ago +36

    14:30 he went insane by being in this level for all eternity

  • @grafixx8
    @grafixx8 2 years ago +76

    15:32 way funnier than it should have been lmao

    • @TypicalPixels16
      @TypicalPixels16 2 years ago +10

      Eh, I would give it 3.5 stars cant see out the window :/

    • @inesnobre2703
      @inesnobre2703 Year ago +8

      Imagine calling an uber and they come with a space invaders alien

    • @crownyofficial
      @crownyofficial Year ago +4

      ​@TypicalPixels16 i would give it an 1 star, uncomfortable, very hot and driver is very mean

    • @vb4110
      @vb4110 7 months ago +2

      I NEED A RIDE

  • @boaz_4gs_6951
    @boaz_4gs_6951 7 months ago +6

    5:02 that 1 got me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @GeometryShark-x4g
    @GeometryShark-x4g 8 months ago +15

    7:42 the level itself is called confusion

  • @CrispoTheReturn
    @CrispoTheReturn 2 years ago +27

    Seeing colon make a 27 minute video to shit on one singular level is beautiful

  • @DubstepJoltik
    @DubstepJoltik 2 years ago +144

    One thing I really appreciate about Gen Retro being in the gauntlets is that there's no chance in hell it would've gotten so popular otherwise. Even if the execution is pretty bad, I'm really glad to see people talking about how genuinely creative and interesting it is for a starting creator. This level has ideas and a "story" (even if simple) and creative applications of the retro theme (mainly by incorporating it into the gameplay). And as frustrating as it might be to play, it puts creativity over quality, which is something that starting creators should learn is completely okay. During an era where super high quality levels are everywhere and people are always comparing their works to better levels and losing motivation through that, Gen Retro is proof that a level can still offer so much even if it's crudely made, and those are the kinds of levels that creators should be comparing their own levels to: not to compare quality, but for pure inspiration. So, honestly, I'm really happy this level is in the gauntlet for that reason.

    • @yellowmarkers
      @yellowmarkers 2 years ago +4

      The Generation Retro segment was my favourite part of your gauntlet video.

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 2 years ago +1

      But my levels look worse than generation retro what am i supposed to do then!

    • @jorsakened
      @jorsakened 2 years ago

      2 minutes of blue alien

    • @SandraYang-p1s
      @SandraYang-p1s Year ago +1

      Clap clap clap I agree

  • @cool_neptune
    @cool_neptune 7 months ago +3

    I have a theory about the aliens and the 3d tiles:
    Since generation retro was the first level of its style in 2.0, I think that the creator copypasted the alien from all the 1.9 levels that used the 3d tiles.

  • @soprano2941
    @soprano2941 2 years ago +31

    That loud 'SHUT UP' destroyed my eardrums.

  • @KiroAnimations_XD
    @KiroAnimations_XD Year ago +65

    4:33
    THAT "️S̴̨̛͇̺͇͕̟̘͎̗͖̙͍̭̞͇̒͆̀͝Ḩ̶̳̣̮̻̪̜͍̹̭͓͍̳̼̈́̅́̄̍̀͐́̊̽͌̊̂͂͠͝͝U̴̡̥̱̫͕̞̐͂͒̑̽̋̐͊̈́͗̚T̶̢̧̨̝̺̺̿̑͆̀͋̎̅̓͘̕͝ U̴̡̥̱̫͕̞̐͂͒̑̽̋̐͊̈́͗̚P̴̘̤̯͙͐̔̍͊̑̏́̌̇̎̓̀͘"
    SCARED ME SO MUCH 😭😭

    • @frenchstew
      @frenchstew Year ago +26

      the google translate auto thing translated that to "THAT SHMUSHROOM HAIR" 🔥✍️

    • @KiroAnimations_XD
      @KiroAnimations_XD Year ago +2

      @frenchstew really? 😭😭

    • @silversurfergirl2026
      @silversurfergirl2026 11 months ago +4

      ​@KiroAnimations_XD yes it literally says "THAT SH MUSHROOM HAIR"

    • @miladbader5320
      @miladbader5320 8 months ago

      Yrah

    • @carriekinnear2494
      @carriekinnear2494 8 months ago +2

      THE TRANSLAT E THING TRASNLATING TO
      "THAT S̴̨̛͇̺͇͕̟̘͎̗͖̙͍̭̞͇̒̆̀͝Ḧ̶̳̣̣̲̲̊̅́̄̍̀͐̊̊̊̊̊̊̂͠͝͝ MUSHROOM HAIR" LOLLLLLLLl

  • @xflour
    @xflour 2 years ago +190

    Probably a really unpopular opinion but Generation Retro is one of my favorite levels that’s been put into a gauntlet; however, I’m in the same boat of the “why is this even in a gauntlet”. The level has so much more character and charm then the majority of levels in the gauntlets and I found the gameplay to be really fun! Yeah there’s a couple of iffy parts but compared to other gauntlet levels it’s not bad at all. Or even compared to other levels in the game for that matter. This is extremely biased as Generation Retro was one of the few gauntlet levels I first beat back in the day on an Amazon Kindle with less than 20 attempts (at the time Fire Aura for example took like 170). Really good level, with pretty readable gameplay for its release imo.

    • @GDColon
      @GDColon  2 years ago +120

      I AGREE!! I poke a lot of fun at the level but I also really adore the unique theming of it (even if it's poorly done), it's just the gauntlet that ruins it for me (and everyone)

    • @NedianN_
      @NedianN_ 2 years ago +11

      I’m getting mixed signals

    • @use2l
      @use2l 2 years ago +5

      im also getting mixed signals

    • @budji678
      @budji678 2 years ago +5

      I am receiving mixed signals too

    • @Kripahhhhh1402
      @Kripahhhhh1402 2 years ago

      It is really just 2.0 level after all. If this was made in 2.1, then it wouldn't be rated ig.

  • @ameerzaffran6516
    @ameerzaffran6516 5 days ago

    I once thought the last part in explosion processing was a memory part, turns out it wasn't :v

  • @Vrboii
    @Vrboii 11 months ago +99

    21:06 ✨️ *pneowmmmm* ✨️

  • @TrainWreckYT
    @TrainWreckYT 2 years ago +44

    So I just played through generation retro (traumatising, i know) after watching and the biggest thing that threw me off was actually the blue pad at the start of the ball part. I kept tapping to make the first input, which made me immediately launch off of the first platform and into the spikes. Also it's more than possible to skip the wave portal and enter the wave part as the robot.

  • @NotJakeBobo
    @NotJakeBobo Year ago +58

    I have a theory that the red alien secretly has a crush on your icon, which is why he welcomes you at first. He gets mad later and says no because he feels bad that you have to play the level. He tries to troll you to test your sense of humor on the fake ball part, and for the final boss fight, he sends his brother at the start to meet you. You then kill his brother, and the red alien gets mad and tries to kill you

  • @EllisPelley-b7o
    @EllisPelley-b7o 6 months ago +1

    I was on geode and when I had the jukebox mod I stumbled on two free demon levels on accident

  • @erukusaki
    @erukusaki Year ago +12

    11:22 i think it was the original coin sprite

  • @godzila_228
    @godzila_228 Year ago +19

    1:49 literally my mom converting a 2 minute story into a "back when dinosaurs disappeared"

  • @xNyyct
    @xNyyct 2 years ago +51

    imagine how the person who created the level at the age of 12 feels now.

    • @RetrOHeaD5805
      @RetrOHeaD5805 2 years ago +5

      Attacked freely by this video !

    • @teamok1025
      @teamok1025 2 years ago +3

      The person being mature comes with a cost
      Cringing your old self

  • @johndasalty111
    @johndasalty111 3 months ago +5

    If you think this level is bad, then clearly you've not seen Empyrean. The last level of the magic gauntlet.
    Also Crystal Essence. And HellGate Menace.
    And Sidestep. Notice a theme here?

  • @NoahTheMSMCreator
    @NoahTheMSMCreator Year ago +165

    4:33 Jumpscare

  • @Daniboy0826
    @Daniboy0826 2 years ago +125

    13:42
    *GD Colon:* An Easy 2 Star Level that suddenly turns into an Extreme at the very end is unfair.
    *Basically every "Full Version" of a RobTop official level:* _intense sweating_

    • @jelly545
      @jelly545 2 years ago +1

      Facts bro

    • @autumn_sunday
      @autumn_sunday 2 years ago +19

      Fingerdash full!
      *Turns into tidal wave*

    • @Divine_Waters
      @Divine_Waters 2 years ago +5

      Press Start:
      *intense sweating*

    • @lance499
      @lance499 2 years ago +1

      pretty sure that he once "fixed" an easy level and it ended with a 1-block tall straight fly
      very fair

    • @moolsdogtwo
      @moolsdogtwo 2 years ago

      RobTop Archiver: Nah make it all extreme demons lmao

  • @abdoorv
    @abdoorv 2 years ago +65

    12:47
    Colon: "misses a single jump"
    also colon:"start talking about extreme memory demons"

    • @abdoorv
      @abdoorv 2 years ago +3

      @dgfhjkdfsg after playing that level i can confirm lol

  • @Whyitsanotherlegokid-u9d

    In the UFO part, the evil alien guy's laser is visible before he shows up