This guy is now my new favorite RUclipsr, this guy makes me laugh even when I feel like dying. A lot has been going on in my life and when I feel like crying I turn to this guy, he makes me laugh hard enough to forget the pain I’m going through, thank you sir for all of your content and i hope you continue to make my days even better
9:21 toad has a big increase on acceleration and drift, so pairing him with the bullet bike makes that combo one of the best lightweight combos (and what I main)
Me: *watches TWD98 go from first to last in the matter of seconds and he still remains calm* Me: *watches Poofesure go from first to last in the matter of seconds and he like sets off a nuke on his Wii remote”
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believe it or not, i actually did it
yay
wow
Hi dad
Good job
Hi
i think what makes this even funnier is that when poof screams he sounds like toad 😭
haha
Realizing this makes it so much better ong I can't breatheeeee🤣
I completely agree I was thinking the same thing lol
@@csptheqn9544 fr he’s so ass
I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW THE RAIN IS GONE
I like it how poof obviously makes a terrible mistake that he could have 100% avoided but then just blames it on toad
Toad secretly does everything
@@notfloweyyt7618 lol
No it’s toad fault tf
What are you on? It’s toads fault obviously not poof
I like how toad obviously makes a terrible mistake that he could have 100% avoided but purposely gets fucked so poof can get mad
To any new viewers, poof is a very calm and chill creator, and I recommend listing to him with full volume
bro... i got headphones, and you, make sure to get headphones as well
A pure form of evil
@@khaoticlily >:c
10/10 would recommend speaker and head phones
Yeah sometimes its even hard to hear him so make sure to really put the volume high
6:56 that moment when Poof turns into a primate
I know this comment is 2 months old but but I've had the greatest laugh replaying this part, thank you internet person
@@HuuariAlt haha np man
He has returned to monke
I mean, humans are primates
My parents: "Go and play with the kid next door"
The kid next door: "6:57"
😂😂😂😂
This game is my childhood and I unlocked all the characters at like 6 so seeing a grow man trying to unlock all the characters is funny
Middle aged?😭 he's like 25
In what world is 25 middle aged 💀💀
Ok sorry it just sounds funnier saying middle aged
I got them at 12 :(
@@prodbymorii2058 ikr😭
Poofesure:*Exists*
Golden Mushroom: I'm about to end this man's whole career
@Turbo Trixer how about shut up and stop self promoting?
8:53 two unbelievable green shell snipes by poof right there god damn
Especially the one while he's falling off, actual god
Lol
I think it was three he gets the first one off the wall, what a beast
ik too bad they will be forever slept on
3 actually
14:05 is the only timestamp you need
😂😂
@Aaron Florek an ad played for me😂
This legit killed me ngl
That was perfectly cut.
XD
famous last words: “NOOO! GOD FUCKING BITCHES PF-“
Me: What are your plans for this weekend?
Girl with a crustacean fetish: 1:27
*EFFING MR KRABS!*
LMAOAOAOAAOOA
Cringe
@mrbist9404Ok "Mr bist" (can't even spell beast right)
Underrated comment bro
6:57 This is the funniest shit I’ve heard in a while.
I can see toad saying that
Fuck Mario
Hey, don't be mean to Mr Krabs. Be lucky he didn't sell your soul for 62 cents
But look Avery the Cuban-American, Money!
There called sidesteppers
*Money money money money.*
@@andrewhaines1108 it’s a joke lmao
how do you be lucky
12:26 might quite possibly b the funniest sequence of events i’ve ever witnessed 😭😭
Yoshi and Baby Mario teamed up to knock Poof off twice at the start of the race. Nobody can convince me otherwise.
12:47 A possible rage quit at the start of one of the hardest Mario Kart Wii races.
Hard?
@@alyssa7867yes, congratulations, you read one of the words in that comment correctly
it's funny how he's always yelling at toad, but it's him that does it
wdym it’s toads fault
Come on bro
Oi okuyasso
@@bruhmoment81 WHOT!!! THE JOTARO KUJO SPEAK TO ME!?!
@@VincentPotvin i always do that
11:20 the one time the blooper actually worked in MarioKart
this happened for me many times
Yeah
Ngl Bloopers in Mk8 are the most annoying it’s ever been
Bob-omb car jumpscare
13:33 Me trying to imitate an accent in my high school French class
HAHAHAHHAHAHDHFNF
hon hon hon!
Ouch.
1:40 So everyone's just gonna ignore the fact he managed to pull a Blue Shell while in 3rd-2nd place?
Wha?!
He got a blue shell with a 4th place box. It's still super rare I think tho
I once got a blue shell in 1st place, and like the brain dead person i am, i used it and got myself hit
@@froxxy1000 Same
He also once got a lightning bolt in 8th place
8:21 I love that the music is choreographed with him getting screwed in the same spot
lol
7:23 when you got to the bathroom after eating Taco Bell
Lmaoooo
Oh yeah
its funny coz thats the scenario thats happening right now
@@tba5998did you ever recover
I was literally thinking the whole time, "can't he just change his character?"
Yes. You can change your Mii character in license settings.
He wants to do it the hard way lol
Or just Unlock Mii B
You have to unlock it
@@RedFriendGuy no like literally anyone BUT toad... like Luigi or funky kong
8:30 The McDonald's Employee taking Nikocado Avocado's order
Lol yes
Lol yes
Lol yes
Lol yes
Lol yes
3:08 when you go from 1st to 15th in Kahoot
I always go to 11th and it’s horrible
I fucking hate Kahoot
I love kahoot but I’m not that good
SAAAAME 😢
8:54 at least he hit DK twice
14:05 Poofesure: *rages and breaks wii remote*
Wal-Mart: hold my beer...
What does that mean wal mart doesnt break controllers you libtard
@@Akira-xm9ck Wal-Mart is gonna forced him to buy another Wii remote and what do that last word mean? Is that an insult?
6:56 there is a monkey
@@jaylondent1727 Walmart doesn’t sell wii remotes anymore
When I’m at the monkey exhibit at the zoo. 6:57
The monkeys to the Antichrist kid in omen
15:36 too
It reminded me of one of my discord friends who was super racist and when he was mad he would make monkey screaming noises 🤣
10:37 “BAM, SHOCK DODGE”
TWD gang here
Yep
creepyproduce gang here
@@misterklonoa1602 im both 😎
@@palix2417 respect
If he’d have screamed “Eugene!!!!” Durning the crabs map I would have died 😂😂😂
What
@@hajidle Mr Crab’s name is Eugene
4:15
Did anybody realized that poofesure already had a gold trophy in the mushroom cup
Another massive waste of time
This man is comedy gold, gets me every time.
Same man
Alternative title: man yells at himself for choosing a bad character for 16 minutes
14:05
What I would give for his face-cam’s footage 😂😂😂
I forgot how ruthless the power ups were in this game holy shit
14:06 HAD ME LAUGHING MY BOOTY OFF
Same XD
he really said " go bacc i want to b M O N K E" at 6:57
4:23 "I can't believe how good I am at mario kart these days"
me: just wait until you find out about wiimmfi
This is peupled at 99% of Funky Kongs.
8:47 can we talk about those SNIPES with both of those green shells?
Yeah what the hell
5:00 “I am going to wait on this box”
*uses it immediately*
6:13 My favorite moment 🤣🤣🤣
And it rimes lol
BAHAHAHAHAH 🤣
This perfectly encapsulates what it's like playing games with anger issues
This guy is now my new favorite RUclipsr, this guy makes me laugh even when I feel like dying. A lot has been going on in my life and when I feel like crying I turn to this guy, he makes me laugh hard enough to forget the pain I’m going through, thank you sir for all of your content and i hope you continue to make my days even better
11:28 "GASP" He HiT a CaR
9:21 toad has a big increase on acceleration and drift, so pairing him with the bullet bike makes that combo one of the best lightweight combos (and what I main)
14:05 this man straight up blew his wii up XD
GOD F*CKING B*TCHES PF-
Start doing some wheelies when your using a bike. Really helps
it helps you keep your speed after using something like a mushroom.
Yeah also he had access to good bikes like the bullet bike, mach bike, and flamerunner it helps with drifting instead of using the standard
He is a big noob at this so you can't expect him to do any of that
@@campbellblock3061 I know Im just sayin.
Yes, Beef Boss deserves to play the best Mario Kart of all time!
I would have to only slightly disagree. Mario Kart DS is the greatest. Still I love Mario Kart Wii to death.
@@vexslade double dash
Me: *Slowly going crazy over the course of this video of fails, rage, and stupidity*
2:19 that killed me
12:20 okay this is Lowkey fucked up. The fact that it happened TWICE
"I need to unlock the special cup"
*goes retro track route*
and then does the mushroom cup when he already beat it
That feeling you get when Poof says he doesn’t know how to hold items behind him
I figured it out when I was like 8 or 9.
I was today years old when I figured it out
@@gl64plushshow3 to be fair, he is terrible at every game, otherwise this wouldn't be as funny and hurtful at the same time
@@gl64plushshow3 lol same
Thats the part that still pains me to this day.
i died when he called luigi a squeegee sucker 💀
Imagine him playing custom tracks
“I don’t need any more obstacles other than myself” is such a profound statement
why does it pain me to not hear "BAM Shock Dodge?"
oops wrong channel
hahahahah
TWD98?!?!
Lmao same
hmmm noopy what are you doing here? bruh moment
LOL
He should make a dark skinned beef boss and call it burnt boss
beefers is gonna get cancelled for wearing black face
@@threewordusername 😳
He would be called a racist
@@threewordusername 😳
I want this..
Poofesure: Calls Toad Worthless
Also Poofesure: Keeps playing as Toad
1:56 when my Italian cousin eats all the spaghetti
lmao im part-italian and ngl my aunt makes some KILLER spaghetti!
9:05 When your gf friend zones you out of no where
What
Poofesure: “I can’t believe how good I am at Mario kart wii”
Also poofesure: gets a 1:54 on Luigi circut
It was 100 cc
12:25 I almost choke on my food 💀🤣🤣
"What a frickin shitty spot"
Gets hit off immediately in the same spot.
i’m deadddd 😭😭😭
He's not the only one who sings to the track songs-
I thought i was the only one lmao
Singing to background songs in games help me concentrate. Idk why, it just does.
11:23, only on poof will blooper ink work 😂
It works on me too, tbh.
@@thediscodevil0949 Same
8:40 thats tough
6:03 is one of the funniest parts to me
Dude you need to post mario kart content more often this is gold 🤣
Legend says only one can challenge Sr Pelo's screaming...
Perhaps even surpass it.
1:47
7:23 my mom telling me to clean my room
10:14 And the London Bridge falls right in front of me too!
One of these days you need to play as me. I want to see myself shine in baseball
You need to play this game online with wiimmfi sometime!
I know
Ohh the rage 😖 lmao
13:55
The way he said that 😂😂😂
13:59
14:15
0:42
Poof: clicks banana cup
Me: seriously🤦🏻♀️
8:24 I LAUGHED HARDER THAN I SHOULD’VE
I love how Poof hates how easy he can be pushed off the map.. when he chooses the motocross bike with the smallest weight
We need Troy to give him some lessons😂
8:53 it’s the fact that he sniped 3 people with all 3 shells before falling off and dying 😂😂😂
I like how not only did he play the banana cup, he also already beat the mushroom cup
1:27 plankton after failing to steal the secret formula for the millionth time
And this is why, we never play as toad
Specifically toad
On any map
Especially rainbow road
Yeah we play as Koopa Troopa baby booster obviously
We use the bit bike of course lol
Im a mario kart Wii veteran but i really have to say i hate the fact that 90% of the players chose funky kong + Flame runner...
Poofesure: picks Toad
Also Poofesure: Blames Toad for everything
15:37
When they steal your banana
6:57 An agressive monkey
12:26 Me laughing in a comedy show, when I'm out of breath because I laughed so hard throughout the show
8:17 “Donkey Dong” LMAO
*angry TWD98 noises*
lol ikr outside drift
I was scrolling for a twd98 fan in the comments as I am a fan 😂
11:28 lmao I replayed it over and over.
Me: *watches TWD98 go from first to last in the matter of seconds and he still remains calm*
Me: *watches Poofesure go from first to last in the matter of seconds and he like sets off a nuke on his Wii remote”
@TWD98
He didn’t mention, playing as toad again with my “Toad Wii Remote With Wii Motion Plus Inside”
That should have been the video title
14:54 what the actual hell mario kart? What a load a steamy bullshit
Mario kart Wheeeeeeee
I loved this game as a kid
How this was released before you were ever made araceli
Me too
@@zaydsnaynay6736 Do not question the elevated one
@@Arawsc5766 terribly sorry. whatever you say
You didn’t even come as a thought when Mario Kart Wii was made.
5:12 Mario is a black blood gypsy that’s why hes able to not get hit by that blue shell
If Poofesure had a Movie title as The video title : The Angry Beef on wheels
My take on an ideal Poofesure MKWii trilogy:
Boss on Wheels
Boss on Wheels 2: The Beef Rides Again
Boss on Wheels 3: The Finish Line
And If it had a prequel:
Boss on wheels: A greasy Origin
10:19 Any sane person on grumble: Yes a golden! At least I didn't get a bullet!
Poof: It's so useless on this track, give me a bullet.
I’m sorry I like the golden, but if you prefer that over a bullet you’re insane
12:42 that’s the neat part. You dont
Now this is a beef bruh moment
10:38 SHOCK DODGE!
13:12 Bam shock dodge again, wow I'm on fire total skill
These guys got nothing on me!
I’m not sure if you get this a lot, but it would be awesome to see you do a play through with TWD98
10:01 you have worse reaction time than a dead cat
Even with audio queues
Poofesure : "That was just a waste of my fucking time"
Baby peach : "Okay :D"