And my dreams are me, shrek, minecraft Steve, and a roblox noob trying to get into a bomb shelter bunker because an mlg nuke is going to destroy us. I had that dream last night, no joke.
Well since you're Mr Krabs now, then I'm gonna suggest you do Go Vacation. Why? Because *We shall never deny a guest, even the most ridiculous request*
True artistry. When I saw this it brought me to tears. The detail in this is outstanding and might I say some of the best work i’ve ever seen. I really felt the emotion conveyed in the expression and the music just added that missing step to achieve greatness. Absolutely lovely and outstanding work i’ve been blessed with today. from the bottom of my heart, thank you.
@@brandoncampbell6518 an annoying one. It’s like come as eqrly as you can. Write “Poofesyre: Uploads a new video Me: Lowers Volume” And then leave without watching the video
Ketamine is a dissociative. It’s a tranquilizer that causes a very specific kind of psychedelic experience. It’s actually used for surgical anesthesia in both animals and humans. Never personally done ketamine specifically, but I know that it’s definitely not what this game makes it seem like (not that I would go to this game to figure it out myself anyways). This game makes it seem like meth or something.
i watched this while i was half asleep and i honestly thought it was just my high brain at half capacity, but watching this again sober i now realize it’s the actual game
hey poof just wanna say your content is one of the very few reasons i have any enjoyment in life, going through a lot rn and your vids are like a break from what im living
For people wondering. Sandy was killed in a drive by shooting after not paying Squidward. Squidward then took Spongebob hostage and for 6 hours was blocked in his house and eventually the police gassed the house knocking Squidward and Spongebob out and he later committed suicide in his jail cell.
The ending is “oh no my one weakness literally dying” I don’t know if when it cuts out that’s if you lose the coin toss or it’s a spot where it crashes a lot.
fun for the whole family
Mr. Krabs overdoses on ketamine and dies - Speedrun Any%
hi
@@Zizzles v
Oh indeed
I am Sans Undertale
1:17 “I see a person”
1 second later: aggressively speeds up towards them
Not even a millisecond later: "OH! OH! *evil laughter*"
I love how his first thought is to run her over
Step 1: approach the child 😂
No, it’s “oh I see a person”
3700 like here
"Play a coin toss"
*Alrighty then*
"Looks like you lost LOL"
You suppose to click coin
E
@@Helicopter7 A
@@chaoswarriorboi3665 sports
@@choochoopicklepie8400 it’s in the game
why does this game look like a Spongebob version of GTA
Idk 😂😂😂😂 because there’s no cops though
Yeah it kinda plays like GTA IV
I think any game where you can run people over is labeled as a Gta ripoff
@@chickfalley4205 I don't see how they are running them over. These SpongeBob characters basically brick walls when u run into them
Because it is
Driving a boat in this game is like that one part in polar Express when the train Is on the ice.
LOL I KNOW RIGHT
Yeah whatch and compare
LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT
lol spy pic from eltorro64rus
GAS GAS GAS
For those who don’t know, that coin toss is in fact a 50/50 chance of you winning the game or your game crashing 😂😂
The best fucking coin toss ever in a game
I know 2 years late but is that actually true or are you making a joke about the game being unstable
@@maxy513 I'm 90% sure it's true, that's how crazy this game is lol
@@maxy513 its true
That's insane
This looks like one of those 3D surreal animations
s a n t i a g o . . .
ms puff has had enough..
i agree
"Oh, okay."
Yoo it fckin does
I love how every gamer's first instinct when they see a person in a game is to either run them over or beat them up.
they are just so punchable
That’s my second instinct first I see if they are useful if not then I beat them up
This is what will happen when we grow up to get our drivers license
Yakuza fans:
Certainly one liberty you can take in a game world and not irl lol
"AHOY SPONGEBOY ME BOB. I AM ON THE RUN FROM THE FBI FOR TAX EVASION. KARKARKARKARKAR."
hitler just opened a restaurant across the street
@@yeetskeet5529 mein restaurant
Yea he is
@@nattanralph gebratene juden is his favourite dish.
@Brennan Walsh so that’s where they get there guns
8:47 Its the bench SpongeBob sprayed with the invisible spray lol
OHHHHH I REMEMBER THAT
🤣
Omfg, if that's not actually it, I will cry.
They never actually sprayed the bench, they just thought about doing it
"Spongebob im overdosed on ketamine and im going to die."
I saw that video today lmao
It’s crazy because I saw that video a few days ago and now Poof is playing it 😂😂 RUclips algorithms are weird lmao
@@Gi_the_guy Game came out a couple of days ago thats why. Pretty ironic tbh
"Spongeboy me bob"
AGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAG
Friends dreams: I kissed my crush.
My dreams:
And my dreams are me, shrek, minecraft Steve, and a roblox noob trying to get into a bomb shelter bunker because an mlg nuke is going to destroy us. I had that dream last night, no joke.
Y’all don’t usually have these dreams?
Aw, lucky.
I usually get nightmares :D
@@2017xbattlecats yeah that should be goty 420 blaze it 2
@@2017xbattlecats how many blunts you had?
mr krabs being addicted to ketamine is one of the last things I thought I would ever see
It’s one of the last things you will ever see
@@mx.e2176 With covid-19 that is actually pretty true
@@vuhzz Even though there's a 96% survival rate after getting it??
@@ForwardTu I mean with how fast it's spreading and how stupid some people are that rate will probably drop soon.
@@ForwardTu 99.9% *
“Go suck off Squidward” will never not be funny, the entirety of Patrick’s bit in this video had me dying LMAO
Cornball
"I can either play or quit"
*I would usually choose quit, but this is the best spongebob game*
Best GTA game*
LORD Savage don’t act like gta SA doesnt exist
@@masonsaccount Has anyone told you a joke before?
LORD Savage oh it’s one of these haha funny r/woooosh reddit moment
@@masonsaccount no u just need to take a joke
We all must remember one thing: If nick copy rights this than it’s officially canon.
Holy shit
Lol
2:27
Poof: Oh I don't have much health.
Poof: Hold up, oh wait no I do.
*dies 1 second later*
Was looking for this comment lmao
So this is why Rockstar’s afraid to develop GTA VI.
Well this aged.
There's nothing like watching Mr. Krabs collect viles of ketamine while simultaneously committing multiple acts of vehicular homicide.
At 1:23 when he ran over that lady I fully expected her to shout “ MY LEG!” 🦵🏽🦵🏽🦵🏽
If it was fred he would
@@7cl840True.
Patrick Star:
“Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are”
👀 nice to see you or am I seeing things
@@alexanderhopkins917 guess who’s back, back again?
@@Arawsc5766 😂 nice reference
You're everywhere, aren't you
@@maryannepuckett3703 yes
8:56 is literally hilarious to me i’m wheezing
same lol, i replayed it like 5 times
no one asked
@@jadenbissell2795ur bored
Exactly😂
@@yizzwtf Ong no one asked🤷♂️
Are ya feelin it now, Mr Poofs
I saw u at drew durmil
*launches missile towards north Korea* are you feeling it now, Kim Jong-un?
Like how Patrick sounds like muscleman from regular show
Frr
Well since you're Mr Krabs now, then I'm gonna suggest you do Go Vacation. Why? Because
*We shall never deny a guest, even the most ridiculous request*
Why are you everywhere I go
@@Cain35 Yes! wtf this dude is in the comments everywhere no matter what youtuber or video.
@@BrewMasterG No, you’re thinking of Justin Y.
7:33 most dramatic rock climb EVERRR 🤣🤣🤣
True artistry. When I saw this it brought me to tears. The detail in this is outstanding and might I say some of the best work i’ve ever seen. I really felt the emotion conveyed in the expression and the music just added that missing step to achieve greatness. Absolutely lovely and outstanding work i’ve been blessed with today. from the bottom of my heart, thank you.
"Please Mr. Krab, I'm fiening"
Poofesure: uploads new video
Me: *lowers volume*
There’s literally one of these comments every video
It's a routine
@@brandoncampbell6518 an annoying one. It’s like come as eqrly as you can. Write
“Poofesyre: Uploads a new video
Me: Lowers Volume”
And then leave without watching the video
AHAHAHAAH, THAT IS RELATABLE
@@JustAManiacOnRUclips And here I thought the only thing Jotaro paid attention to were dolphins
Poof: I am not losing my boat this time
5 seconds later: * chases after boat as it falls down a ditch *
Why is Patrick so damn scary 😂
Facts
Ketamine unlocked his full potential
Unfortunately for your sanity, this is not his final form.
This form is known as "Piston Patrick"
he's high
5:41 he honestly sounds like muscle man from regular show
You've obviously forgotten about the 1990s spongebob typing simulator
very true
I see you are a man of culture as well
I still have a disc of the typing game. I was dogshit at it back in the day
5:08 Surprisingly, there was no editing on Poof's end. That was all the game.
"After the war, Krabs stayed secluded in a deep depression that seemed endless."
5:04 bro I can’t when he said: “ WHat the FUUUUUCC..”
Already in the first 30 seconds I'm dying laughing (0:30)
This is content.
😂😂😂💯
Battle for Bikini Bottle: Dehydrated
😂😂😂
Ahoy spongebob, I’ve overdosed on ketamine, and I’m going to die! AHGAHAGAGA
u saw that video to?
I never even knew it was a game, I thought the creator was joking
@@JuicyMilf2.0 exactly me to
2:08 "Does not sound like a good time....."
Oh my sweet summer child
I like how Squidward and Sandy's models are relatively normal
Poof is always the RUclipsr I come back to when I need a good laugh
dude i’m drowning in medical classes and i haven’t watched you in a minute. i’m so glad to see you upload 💙
Hecka respect for not liking your own comment. Hope you can persevere through medical school!
@Fxa because respect
@Fxa it was a joke lol
@Fxa f to pay respects. (There is actually a video on RUclips of someone pressing the F key on the keyboard and it got over 2 million views)
Me: I want spongebob
Mom: We have sponngebob at home
You forgot the punchline to the over used joke you pansy
Spongebob at home:
*PLAYING MR KRABS AT 3 AM (GONE WRONG)*
Morgz? Is that you
(NOT CLICKBAIT)
Jaystation? 😂
Ketamine is a dissociative. It’s a tranquilizer that causes a very specific kind of psychedelic experience. It’s actually used for surgical anesthesia in both animals and humans. Never personally done ketamine specifically, but I know that it’s definitely not what this game makes it seem like (not that I would go to this game to figure it out myself anyways). This game makes it seem like meth or something.
I've seen the meme so many times its so pog.
"Ahoy SpongeBob! I've overdosed on ketamine and I'm going to die! Ahaha!
Fun fact. If you look up the Krabby Patty secret formula it’s a slang term for cocaine. So instead of Ketamine it def should’ve been cocaine.
Grand Theft Auto 6 right here.
0:51 You should have said “BACKING UP!!!” 🤣💯
That thumbnail gonna haunt me forever
0:59
Thats why spongebob never got his license
Patrick in the thumbnail reminds me of the Britney Spears’ breakdown in 2007 lol
4:16 when u enter ur drug dealers basement
Krabs is getting ketamine to sell to Yoda.
Mmmm....drugs I must have. Say that in a Yoda voice
6:45 he slaps you like a damn mosquito, eventhough u are actually crab. Does he got some supernatural power or what?
i watched this while i was half asleep and i honestly thought it was just my high brain at half capacity, but watching this again sober i now realize it’s the actual game
I love how Patrick sounds like Muscle Man in this
best part of this game is where Spongebob says he's 'feening' 4:01
the evil laugh after you hit the girl with the boat😂😂. I’m dead😂☠️
Ahoy everyone. Poof has overdosed on ketamine and he's going to die.
oh yeah this is the ketamine game I didn't think it was real
Argargargargargargargarg!!
"It is he who boat ran into me."
-Poof, 2020
3:46 thought my phone died tbh
6:26 Notice how the letter "h" is the only letter that not capitalized
Me: sees the title screen
Me again: This is SpongeBob SquarePants in a nutshell.
“Another innocent civilian killed.”
Such as war….
2:32 how you died is that you ran into the boat which means you got run over
“Oop”
My friend says that a lot........I think it’s contagious
8:42 OK now I really can’t stop laughing! 😆
Mr. Krabs’ run animation is actually pretty good.
1:47 folded like a god damn beach chair(get it)
after seeing how hard it was to control that boat its no wonder SpongeBob never got his license
When spongebob said “Please Mr krabs I’m
F E E N I N G” I was weak
For those who have not recognized this, but the Patrick you guys are seeing is the Piston Patrick from the spongebob racing game. Trust me. I know.
hey poof just wanna say your content is one of the very few reasons i have any enjoyment in life, going through a lot rn and your vids are like a break from what im living
"take a man's life" is street lingo for "you can overdose off this pretty easily". which is exactly what a lot of hardened users want.
7:47 DARN YOU ELON MUSK!
this was by far one of the best videos i've ever seen. a masterpiece
For people wondering. Sandy was killed in a drive by shooting after not paying Squidward. Squidward then took Spongebob hostage and for 6 hours was blocked in his house and eventually the police gassed the house knocking Squidward and Spongebob out and he later committed suicide in his jail cell.
*sexy
This isn’t the comment I meant to reply to
I wish these videos were longer they make my day
"I have nothing to do but make totally real quotes that celebrities and youtubers had said"
-Poofesure
"Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krab?"
poofesure tokyo drifting 1:09
The ending is “oh no my one weakness literally dying” I don’t know if when it cuts out that’s if you lose the coin toss or it’s a spot where it crashes a lot.
4:44
When you get a shiny in a surprise trade
Lmao
LMAO Patrick’s task at 5:40 🤣🤣😭
1:38 that scared the shit out of me
"I just pushed the boat to the next dimension"
-poofesure 2020
That Patrick sound more like a muscle man
I love how poof accidentally did a speedrun strat with the boat at the beginning
I can relate so much to Mr. Krabs. We both are penny pinchers for the same reason :)
This game feels like a fever dream.
That thumbnail is legendary 😂
Patrick sounds like he is one step away from telling 'My mom' jokes
Up and at ‘em ready sailors, it be manslaughter Monday
Are we not gonna mention the fact that he was the first person to discover the boat warp?
Spongebob me boy. I have overdosed on ketamine and I am going to die.
Patrick is a demon I wished to unsee, and he is now embedded in my brain
Does this mean Poofessure discovered the boat teleport glitch before Charlie?!?
Yes, Charlie found this out a month ago, poof is the true father of the boat glitch.
@@starblitz_999
:D
Nice to know that this game is SpongeBob SquarePants: battle for bikini bottom - rehydrated, thanks to RUclips