Taylor Tomlinson Exposes Chaos Aboard the Ultimate World Cruise

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  • Опубликовано: 5 сен 2024
  • Taylor Tomlinson discusses men being honest about all the wrong things and a mother teaching her kids about money the hard way. Later, Taylor Tomlinson invites Mandy Moore, Chris Sullivan, and Milana Vayntrub into the group chat! They talk about chaotic drama after nine months on the Royal Caribbean Ultimate World Cruise, honest reviews of outer space, and endangered emojis.
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  • @kate_6436
    @kate_6436 Месяц назад +212

    I say again. Give the After Midnight booking agent a raise they are fabulous

    • @TheAccidentalViking
      @TheAccidentalViking Месяц назад +7

      Ask and you shall receive, because the format and the host are fun and brilliant.

    • @ethanmckinney203
      @ethanmckinney203 Месяц назад +6

      I'm not so excited by using the show to promote CBS instead of finding the craziest comedians possible.
      (Yes, I know about This Is Us.)

    • @h0lly_blue
      @h0lly_blue Месяц назад +10

      @@ethanmckinney203 you say that, but we also had Drew Carey's Phish story so

    • @ethanmckinney203
      @ethanmckinney203 Месяц назад +6

      @h0lly_blue That was one of the two high point of the show.
      "DAAAADDYYY!!! I WANNA STAND AT THE RAAAAAIILLLL!!!"

    • @umairusman
      @umairusman Месяц назад +4

      its the whole energy of the studio. Reminds me of craig ferguson

  • @guaposneeze
    @guaposneeze Месяц назад +43

    I'm so glad Mandy Moore is such a damned delight. I just have to take a moment to brag about the fact that I had *fantastic* taste in celebrity crushes like 25 years ago.

    • @sethharris813
      @sethharris813 14 дней назад

      Same here. I've always respected how she balances her faith and her profession. And she's just incredibly talented/gorgeous.

  • @wokeaf1242
    @wokeaf1242 Месяц назад +85

    This show has found it's perfect format. It should never change until it's canceled in 20 years.

  • @unionunicorn6776
    @unionunicorn6776 Месяц назад +159

    “Wait, your parents didn’t make you feel like a financial burden?” 😂😭

    • @user-lw4hz5hx5h
      @user-lw4hz5hx5h Месяц назад +26

      These days, teaching financial literacy is probably a great sign of loving parents.

    • @TheNewTerrific20
      @TheNewTerrific20 Месяц назад +4

      My stepdad did after he stopped finding a job for five years!

    • @rainbomg
      @rainbomg Месяц назад

      @@user-lw4hz5hx5hI was thinking the same thing, learning that incoming money is always going to be needed for expenses is valuable, teaching them to pay “bills” as soon as they get paid is really good. I mean they could have just said their kids’ allowance is $3 less than whatever it is, but the kids don’t learn how money works that way.
      I mean, I didn’t get an allowance at all, so maybe I’m not the best judge of this but I think it’s better to raise functional humans instead of people who cry over bills coming up _every month_

    • @MatthewTheWanderer
      @MatthewTheWanderer Месяц назад +6

      My parents STILL make me feel like a financial burden in my 40s!

    • @stoodmuffinpersonal3144
      @stoodmuffinpersonal3144 Месяц назад +2

      Jokes on them, I still am lol

  • @Anzy.99
    @Anzy.99 Месяц назад +80

    another day, another slay outfit by Taylor Tomlinson's fashion team

  • @PkmnMstr10
    @PkmnMstr10 Месяц назад +51

    Ain't no way this show pulled off a "This is Us" panel that included Mandy freaking Moore.

  • @deadtwomeify
    @deadtwomeify Месяц назад +31

    God I love Taylor. I laugh so hard at her monologues

  • @kayladouglas2063
    @kayladouglas2063 Месяц назад +5

    Whoever got Mandy Moore to say yes to coming on this show, should be given a raise, a promotion or both because she is my favorite actress/singer. “1 star, and it’s the f-in sun!” Love this!

  • @Leblribrbrrq
    @Leblribrbrrq Месяц назад +34

    “Don't get said, I'm on TV now.”

  • @jaebee1121
    @jaebee1121 Месяц назад +33

    Mandy Moore answered the question honestly instead of trying to be funny, and I love it because I think that's how I would be too, completely forgetting the point of the show.

    • @hepcatliz
      @hepcatliz Месяц назад +1

      Right? She's just adorable 😅

    • @imalrockme
      @imalrockme 5 дней назад

      Yes, I laugh really hard when it's a pannel of comedians, they usually nail it, when it's "regular" show people trying to be funny, dude: shut up!

  • @sophis9453
    @sophis9453 Месяц назад +8

    I actually love that parent idea! I think it teaches great responsibility also they are like five it makes it a game not stressful and she gives them the allowance that covers all the "rent"

    • @ChageeyaSarang
      @ChageeyaSarang Месяц назад

      If it doesn't burden them too much, I also don't think it's that bad. Nothing wrong if it works for their household

  • @h0lly_blue
    @h0lly_blue Месяц назад +42

    Rapunzel, Taserface and the shoulda-been Squirrel Girl... what a lineup

  • @stephenballard3759
    @stephenballard3759 Месяц назад +5

    I love you, too, Taylor.

  • @AutisticEthics
    @AutisticEthics Месяц назад +13

    “ that’s a madness”

  • @themaggattack
    @themaggattack Месяц назад +7

    So no one wanted to defend the indispensable, versitile peace emoji? With just one emoji you can say 5 different things:
    1. goodbye
    2. peace be with you
    3. V for victory
    4. two
    5. F off!

  • @Dead8Artist
    @Dead8Artist Месяц назад +9

    I love you too, Tyler! ❤ Love your show! I used to watch Craig Ferguson on this “timeslot” all the way from Germany and skipped the last late late and am happy to be back watching a late night show that I don’t want to miss. 🎉❤

    • @Dead8Artist
      @Dead8Artist Месяц назад +2

      Also, tax the kids ? Don’t give the GOP any ideas 😂

  • @thesnowbold1632
    @thesnowbold1632 Месяц назад +5

    I still think the Terry Crews, Joe and Patton episode was the GOAT but this was was great too.

  • @rainbomg
    @rainbomg Месяц назад +7

    I didn’t realize how much I love Mandy Moore until I, an elder millennial, audibly said YAAAAAAY! When she came out. Love her!

  • @erikacroft245
    @erikacroft245 Месяц назад +4

    Op well I use 2/4 endangered emojis often😳😜

  • @glowingfatedie
    @glowingfatedie Месяц назад +2

    They can't get rid of the ✌air quotes✌ emoji!

    • @JasminMiettunen
      @JasminMiettunen Месяц назад +3

      I have NEVER seen anyone use them as air quotes 💀

    • @AyAReI00
      @AyAReI00 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@JasminMiettunen😂so true lol, thats a normal peace sign

  • @pierremaiden
    @pierremaiden Месяц назад +3

    without a doubt the greatest panel of all time

  • @Happy_Biker
    @Happy_Biker Месяц назад +2

    Save the emojis 🙏🏻

  • @laurasonne9971
    @laurasonne9971 Месяц назад +3

    Argh kind of a This is us episode! I am loooosing my mind 😍😍😍

  • @wlb2j
    @wlb2j Месяц назад +1

    Winky tongue emoji is one of my favorites! 😜

  • @Paulnikon
    @Paulnikon Месяц назад +1

    I love you, Taylor Tomlinson.

  • @3506Dodge
    @3506Dodge Месяц назад +2

    Before the mid-20th century no one "moved out" until they were married. Many never "moved out" at all.

  • @Raepok251
    @Raepok251 Месяц назад +1

    Mandy has some legit comedic chops! Impressive...

  • @Harvester4509
    @Harvester4509 Месяц назад +1

    I love you too, Taylor.

  • @briansneary7535
    @briansneary7535 Месяц назад +6

    4 stars only 2 starbucks

  • @TakeMeToYourLida
    @TakeMeToYourLida Месяц назад

    “Let’s give ‘em a care” 😂

  • @saminnippon
    @saminnippon Месяц назад +25

    MANDY MOORE??

  • @NastyNateDawg
    @NastyNateDawg Месяц назад +15

    Yes Taylor. Men are conditioned to never express our emotions from basically birth. My wife is discovering this all the time.

    • @Palidine4M0O
      @Palidine4M0O Месяц назад

      its mens fault tho, and tho the damage was done decades ago by every persons psychology in the world, its your fault

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc Месяц назад +5

      @@Palidine4M0O do you think you are helping?

    • @MatthewTheWanderer
      @MatthewTheWanderer Месяц назад +3

      I guess I didn't get the memo...

    • @jdrano2215
      @jdrano2215 Месяц назад

      From a man's perspective..... I believe that's an endorsement of poop behaviors because women never say what they mean. We are left to guess, right?

  • @TakeMeToYourLida
    @TakeMeToYourLida Месяц назад

    Wait no I use almost all those emojis on a regular basis 😂 😭

  • @ronrogers7743
    @ronrogers7743 Месяц назад

    I love how she's just "I'm commercial's Milana Vayantrup". Her job is just "commercial" She's like Ken and Beach.

  • @thethirdcrouch
    @thethirdcrouch Месяц назад +5

    wasn't Milana in This Is Us as well? one of Kevin's fling

    • @allein1001
      @allein1001 Месяц назад +3

      Yes, she was in 8 episodes in 2016-17 (so says Wikipedia).

    • @jaebee1121
      @jaebee1121 Месяц назад +1

      Her character wrote the play Kevin was going to be in and got involved with Kevin and took over the lead role when the original actress flaked, but then that actress came back and wanted to hook up with Kevin and he said something insulting about sticking with Milana's character because it was the right thing to do, which she, of course, overheard. I can't recall what happened with the play but I think that's when Kevin leaves halfway through to find Randall having a breakdown.

  • @jaredtroth8078
    @jaredtroth8078 Месяц назад +1

    This is peak latenight television

  • @shkdaly
    @shkdaly Месяц назад

    Book the Werewolves Within triple play - Milana, Josh Ruben, ans Sam Richardson. That would be amazing

  • @jvissers3086
    @jvissers3086 Месяц назад

    I wasn't charged rent, but I didn't get allowance either. Chores were just done, there was no reward.

  • @dizmix
    @dizmix Месяц назад +2

    Luv U 2 TT 💞

  • @stanserilla9077
    @stanserilla9077 Месяц назад

    I love Mandy Moore!

  • @michaelrotch9773
    @michaelrotch9773 Месяц назад +4

    The state farm girl. The candy singer a hot bald guy. Im HERE for this

    • @KKAkuoku
      @KKAkuoku Месяц назад +5

      Think the first girl’s from AT&T

    • @lggonda
      @lggonda Месяц назад +2

      TASERFACE!!

    • @MatthewTheWanderer
      @MatthewTheWanderer Месяц назад +3

      @@KKAkuoku Correct! State Farm isn't even the right industry, lol.

    • @ianlee4565
      @ianlee4565 Месяц назад +1

      State Farm is fairly famously repped by a dude…

    • @gjameson6503
      @gjameson6503 Месяц назад +1

      State Farm? Milana looks nothing like Patrick Mahomes!

  • @AutisticEthics
    @AutisticEthics Месяц назад +1

    Oh congrats Mandy! Love a very short gig for a pregnant person haha hope she got home in good time

  • @xardo007
    @xardo007 Месяц назад +3

    One of the kid's names is Stiffany?

  • @chrisarcher1146
    @chrisarcher1146 Месяц назад

    Look. This goes for a LOT of people. Apparently GI health is pretty hard for most people. But pooping shouldn't be difficult, time consuming or overly stinky. I eat chipotle and Taco Bell regularly and I'm generally fine. Regular exercise, minimal alcohol consumption and not having any more than ~5-6 8oz cups of coffee a day is probably 90% of what I'm doing right and that all seems achievable. Maybe not for the average McDonald's worker who gets paid so little that they HAVE to eat the free food they get on their shift AND get paid so little that a gym membership may be inaccessible. But as a student working as a lifeguard I JUST got a raise to $20/hr at my year-round job after spending 2 years arguing that my 10+ years of experience warranted a raise. So aside from having a pool to swim in I'm not exactly rolling in a money bin.
    To paraphrase the subtitle of Stephen Colbert's book "I can poop; now you can too!"

  • @Domicle
    @Domicle Месяц назад +11

    We teach our kids everything else as early as possible, why not money management? As long as she still feeds them.

    • @calmyourmind5665
      @calmyourmind5665 Месяц назад +2

      And we don’t know she’s not putting the money aside for them later in life.

  • @JaimeNyx15
    @JaimeNyx15 Месяц назад

    Some of those emojis on that list I used to use a fair amount, but now I don't anymore. I'm not even sure why.

  • @ethanmckinney203
    @ethanmckinney203 Месяц назад +1

    Milana!

  • @Gearhart_Music
    @Gearhart_Music Месяц назад +2

    Peace sign emoji is doomed

  • @PaulADAigle
    @PaulADAigle Месяц назад

    I love all these women! I guess the guy is cool too.

  • @Fgurs
    @Fgurs Месяц назад

    S-tier pantsuit for the tier tanker

  • @sharxbyte
    @sharxbyte Месяц назад

    Fantastic

  • @alhypo
    @alhypo Месяц назад

    I like how people basically think teaching their kids to be fiscally responsible is child abuse.
    Maybe this is why we have millions of people falling into crippling credit card debt? 🤷

  • @gaelstrarai
    @gaelstrarai Месяц назад

    I wonder what happens if those kids don't hit the chore quota for the month? They sleep in the yard?

  • @dustanloot
    @dustanloot Месяц назад

    For some reason, I thought I was watching a bubble head

  • @ResortDog
    @ResortDog Месяц назад

    Isn't #12 the Delphine emoji?

  • @SarahLaineSmith
    @SarahLaineSmith Месяц назад +2

    😜

  • @JDMimeTHEFIRST
    @JDMimeTHEFIRST Месяц назад

    0:34 hard pass. No pun intended. I think people who don’t tell you these things love you.
    And I’m okay with the parent making their kids do 3 little chores a week. That’s called the 80s-90s 😅. Cheap food and rent. 😅
    FYI: most women still do most of the housework even with full time jobs. How is THAT fair? If one parent isn’t doing their fair share, charge them for extra child care, etc.
    10:00. Did I or Chris misread that emoji? I don’t think it’s an angry emoji. I thought it was embarrassed face.

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc Месяц назад

      guess thats why its deleted

    • @JasminMiettunen
      @JasminMiettunen Месяц назад

      He called it the shocked emoji and said it means someone has gone too far in a conversation

  • @jessicalawson1417
    @jessicalawson1417 Месяц назад

    This show was not nominated for an Emmy... But Jimmy Kimmel was...

  • @wongbenyb2679
    @wongbenyb2679 Месяц назад

    The bar is always empty

  • @erikacroft245
    @erikacroft245 Месяц назад

    No one noticed a kids name was "Stiffany" ?!?

  • @ZachsMind
    @ZachsMind Месяц назад +1

    8:58 I screen captured the chart of emojis going extinct and posted it to my Twitter. So I'm just posting this here so I can get the link from that time stamp at the start of the previous sentence. Be seeing you.

  • @justins21482
    @justins21482 Месяц назад

    TT!!!!!

  • @jacklevoska8860
    @jacklevoska8860 Месяц назад

    I think the most surprising thing about this show is how funny many actors are, and yet they chose not to be comedians.

  • @user-wm3hu7lo1g
    @user-wm3hu7lo1g Месяц назад

    What was cut (they had 300ish points, then they had 600ish points)?

    • @saminnippon
      @saminnippon Месяц назад +5

      edited for broadcast, not a real game show 😘

    • @kate_6436
      @kate_6436 Месяц назад +2

      probably someone said something that they can't air haha happens sometimes

    • @Wayzor_
      @Wayzor_ Месяц назад

      This show is heavily edited.

    • @Anzy.99
      @Anzy.99 Месяц назад

      the points don't matter

    • @justaguy12345
      @justaguy12345 Месяц назад

      Wouldn't YOU like to know!

  • @krisztianunpronounceable
    @krisztianunpronounceable Месяц назад

    😝

  • @crystalh4016
    @crystalh4016 Месяц назад

    And if she sits on the end of the tub talking your ear off while you drop a duece; she loves you

  • @kevjson101
    @kevjson101 Месяц назад

    The emoji thing was.. yeah I would ask the writers if they're okay. No one cares that much about emojis.

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc Месяц назад +2

      no need to ask.. def not ok. thats why we love them

  • @kevincaldwell4707
    @kevincaldwell4707 Месяц назад

    Mandy working dark...

  • @OLDMANDOM42.Dominic
    @OLDMANDOM42.Dominic Месяц назад +1

    😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

  • @benchiaase
    @benchiaase Месяц назад

    Mandy's a great person but she's not really a comedian. She doesn't quite suit the vibe and tone of this show.

  • @Palidine4M0O
    @Palidine4M0O Месяц назад

    another episode started by sh**posting on men, go fig :-/

    • @h0lly_blue
      @h0lly_blue Месяц назад

      incel detected - say the word "shit" you big baby

    • @harveytherobot
      @harveytherobot Месяц назад

      Suck it up.

    • @jess_ismore
      @jess_ismore Месяц назад

      No, no, that was a man posting about shitting.

    • @hoover728
      @hoover728 Месяц назад

      As a man, and speaking for probably the vast majority of men who watch this show... suck it up, buttercup.

  • @comparedtowhat2638
    @comparedtowhat2638 10 дней назад

    😜

  • @sharxbyte
    @sharxbyte Месяц назад

    😜