@@Shawn-jd5dd I'm pretty sure "them communists" never even noticed that you weren't there. A boycott by one! ..Ohhh boy, ..you sure showed "them communists" what's what! ..Didn't you ..?!
Stephen Colbert you give me joy during this depressing time!! I hate Trump so much and I can’t understand why people still want to vote for him!!! I know tuning in to your show will make me laugh and give me hope he can be defeated!!! Thank you!!! Vote blue!!!💙💙💙
If you look from an outsider perspective Trump is anti war and strong on the border. The DNC only seems to spread hate on anything Trump and is actively trying to jail him. Jailing political opponents is something Putin would do.
Anyone who still supports TFG is a bad person. As is anyone who supports _ANY_ rxpist, not to mention that he's an objectively stupid, bigoted insurrectionist.
That’s insane. Vote blue for the people who have caused the economic catastrophe and allowed millions of illegal aliens into the country. Many of them are criminals who are sex trafficking children and women. The Trump-hating media hides this from you, forcing you to ask your local police. They’re overwhelmed with crime. Open your eyes to the destruction, call the police non-emergency line and ask, don’t take my word for it. Ask your local businesses how much shoplifting they’re facing. Look at the CNN article on Dollar Tree’s and Dollar General’s revenue problems. Bidenomics isn’t working!
@cleverchaleigh I'm in Vegas for quite a while on the Strip, so that's very touristy. Vegas has grown a lot in the last few years. I have a place in Reno, which is a lot smaller but has grown quickly, too. Reno is very busy now with post Burning Man people returning from the Playa. Always something happening in Nevada!
The Electoral College needs to go! It is skewed in favor of conservatives. I am damn sick and tired of just a few “swing” states deciding who will be president! We should not have an electoral college for a national election! It’s total bs! Vote ALL Blue, ALL Ballot! We must break out of this maga Twilight Zone marathon! 🌊🇺🇸💙
I am SO with you on that. It is an archaic system skewed toward Republicans. The President should be elected by the popular vote as in every other democratic nation.
Exactly. Defenders of the EC say that if it didn't exist, election outcomes would be determined by the most populous states, such as California (which actually doesn't track, because while California is the most populous state, the next two most populous states are Texas and Florida, which are both deep red and when combined contain far more people than California). But how is that any different to having a few swing states determining election outcomes? The EC is outdated and anachronistic, a 237-year-old relic of a bygone era which should have disappeared along with powdered wigs and flintlock muskets. It has no place in the modern world.
I can never get over how casually people accept the electrical college. Like when Kornaki says "she's ahead in national polls but that doesn't matter. Look at Pennsylvania". Excuse me. The response to "national polls don't matter" isn't "look at Pennsylvania". It's "wait isn't that pretty messed up?"
The US electoral college problem is the exact same thing as the UN problem and the EU problem, and for the exact same reason. When you create a larger body out of the unification of states and still try to leave the component states some autonomy of their own, then states vote instead of the people in those states.
I lost my cognitive abilities to my anti-anxiety meds... i still vomit with uncertainty, I'm just dumber on the job. too dumb to advance. too smart to stay. we are a nation of drug addicts, imprisoning drug addicts... such is history: ww2 was fought on meth. i am the most guilty of all my accusations. that is why i know them so well. the sane millennials died inside between 2000-2008. somewhere between terrorists, recessions, depressions, no jobs, student loans, diabetes, homelessness, fentanyl, and withdrawal... we seem to have lost our way. We were supposed to march straight to the grave. Sadly, we've had some diversions.
The Republicans and corruption have kept the U.S. down for the last 40 years. You have a lot of catching up to do with most modern countries around the world.
If you look from an outsider perspective Trump is anti war and strong on the border. The DNC only seems to spread hate on anything Trump and is actively trying to jail him. Jailing political opponents is something Putin would do.
The late show will go down in history as a resource of truth and comedy. Steve did what most "mainstream media" outlets werent brave enough to do. We appreciate you and the team!
If only it were possible to get rid of the electoral college. Unfortunately it would take a constitutional amendment and red states would never vote for it since it favors the GQP.
It's a tough question. Large cities can vote. Rural can vote. If large cities outvote rural voters, then so be it. We all have to comply with what we disagree on.
When a few hundred votes in ONE STATE can wipe out a third of a MILLION nationwide, and less than 100,000 votes wiped out OVER A MILLION (two or three mil.?) there is certainly something wrong. When ALL 3 TIMES that this has happened the popular vote was discarded in favor of the REPUGNICAN PARTY'S candidate, there is more than just "something wrong," it's broken beyond repair. Yes, my friends, the outmoded, outdated, twisted, warped, bent, broken, and downright CROOKED Electoral College HAS GOT TO GO, and it should have been gone YESTERDAY, if not SOONER! (Like maybe 175-225 years or so ago)
Please North Carolina vote for AG Josh Stein for Governor. He’s such a wonderful person and dedicated to truth, justice, and equality for all. He is truly an inspiration. 🙏🏾 The other guy spreads hate and division.
If you look from an outsider perspective Trump is anti war and strong on the border. The DNC only seems to spread hate on anything Trump and is actively trying to jail him. Jailing political opponents is something Putin would do.
Maybe 1% of the people who say they are undecided and truly are. The 1% that really are undecided are likely very ignorant people that have absolutely no knowledge of either candidate. If you are the type of person who doesn't like to talk politics and someone comes up and asks you, who you are voting for. The easiest answer is to say, I am undecided. I don't know yet. That way you don't have to worry about debating someone.
or have a superiority complex. I know plenty of people who would probably describe themselves as open to changing their mind but its just because they think it makes them sound like a more educated voter. they know who they're going to vote for already and there's 0% chance they will actually change their mind they just like feeling like they're not a partisan
I truly beleive that pride & ego is what prevents so many numb skulls from admitting that he is without a doubt the most unqualified idiot that has ever held the office of the Presidency. They all wanna hold out rather than admit they were wrong. Shameful 8-(
I am an First Nations woman and an Independent, and was undecided.. I will be voting for Harris/Walz. They are undeniably the grown-ups in the room. I need to be in control of my own UTERUS! PERIOD.
Good grief. Kamala is NOT for medical freedom or for preserving your holy lands. She's only pro abortion. Did you forget the vaccine mandates, shut downs, vax passes, no assembly, controlled media, censorship under this regime ?
It was a way the slave states could retain slavery. The non slave states were more densely populated and the southern slave holders realized the Northern industrial states at any time could vote to end slavery so they insisted on offsetting the population difference with the electoral college. This country was/is/and has always been a racist country starting with the genocide of the native population. Nothing has changed. t***p's a racist and so are his supporters. Oh yeah that's where the 2/3 of a person thing came in. That's how they got the electoral votes.
i never liked the concept of it either. I later learned it resulted from racist fears - The EC has its very roots in white male aristocracy. It can’t die soon enough. Observing the (r)evolution in political ideology and strategy will be fascinating if/when POTUS is elected by popular vote!
In part Bill Barr and Chump left both DOJ and FBI a disaster, worked out well for Chump though. Right after J6 the FBI divided into two camps (internally) as to what to do about Chump and how to proceed legally. Short version is that both camps were more worried about negative publicity and how it would affect the Bureau than doing their damn job.
It certainly is, unfortunately a lot of people literally can't wrap their head around that idea and/or just don't believe it. So we have to convince them in other ways
@@sergeant_salty My vote counts in democracy and I like voting...I like the middle class...I like my freedoms! I do not like fake electors...nor project 2025. Sincerely, a registered independent....Harris/Walz 2024!
@@sergeant_saltyFrom Australia. A vote for Trump is a vote for a total dictatorship by an unhinged incredibly dangerous narcissist. To quote John McEnroe…You CANNOT be serious!!??
The "whisker" was a few thousand votes in Georgia and Pennsylvania, which he has now admitted on camera that he knows full well that he did lose. He also won North Carolina by "a whisker", which is also knows full well.
If you look from an outsider perspective Trump is anti war and strong on the border. The DNC only seems to spread hate on anything Trump and is actively trying to jail him. Jailing political opponents is something Putin would do.
...I don't understand how people can be so 'undecided'! Like, it's simple... Vote for the candidate who IS NOT A FUCKING LITERAL CRIMINAL! How are people this stupid!?
If you don't believe the charges are legitimate, it's very easy to understand. It's easier to change people's minds if you understand them in the first place. Become an expert on the opinions of those who disagree with you.
It’s unfathomable how anyone could be still undecided. Democracy or Dictatorship? That’s your choice. Because without democracy, your “Party” doesn’t matter. Vote Blue!!
@@LyonsM*tails, and they wouldn't even have the chance to be voted for without democracy. Also at the worst case scenario he's winning by 3 points just 'cause of his unpopularity
Similarly, Roger 'Stop-the-Steal' Stone's angry line about the Trump campaign: "That's why they lost -- they don't know what they're doing." (Now he tries to claim it was fake video. Sure, Roger.)
Not surprised.... Disappointed, disgusted, and depressed at the decline of our news reporting. Only a handful of true journalists left to make truth known and hold accountable those in power.
She doesn't have to rattle him. Simply state facts, her positions, and say, "I'm speaking," whenever he pulls any of the nonsense he pulled in '16 and '20.
@@lauranelson5584 in my defence, I grew up watching wrestling and there was a huge black dude called Kamala, pronounced the other way "ka-mala" and I think there's lots of people like me out there who had to unlearn that.
Every day, I say to myself "there's no way Trump will say or do something that will make me think even *less* of him". And *every day* he proves me wrong!
Let us not forget that during the Coronavirus press briefings, Trump suggested using disinfectant and sunlight to treat COVID-19 patients... I opted for the vaccines, standing 6 feet apart and wearing a mask...
Disinfectant and sunlight are actually good things. Disinfectant on surfaces and hands, sunlight because it kills germs and people need sun to make vitamin D. But rump advocated for shining light inside people's bodies to kill COVID after he heard that UV light was a way to kill germs. What?! How? And he thought bleach could be injected INSIDE people to kill germs, not being aware that would not be beneficial to their health. He also shut down the pandemic response arm of the government , downplayed the pandemic's dangers, withheld shipments of critical PPE to states he didn't like, refused to wear a mask, tried to block mask mandates across the country, encouraged crowded gatherings of people, supported people using horse wormer to treat the disease despite the company making ivermectin advising against using it because of the dangers, and on and on. That was all criminal because it no doubt killed many people who would otherwise have lived. And of course many of the people who died were maga supporters. There was a Facebook page that told the stories of rump supporters who caught COVID because of following rump's bad advice.
It's not hard, unless you prefer not to be a good citizen and just not contribute to doing your job. Such a simple thing to do! Probably the only thing we all should do. In 2020, that supposed "blowout" election, only 66% of eligible Americans voted. WTF. Democracy doesn't exist without work! It's no spectator sport.
@@kevinmunger1842 Yes - I can see you're a non-deist. There have been plenty of dictatorships that haven't involved God... Including the biggest - the Soviet Union !! And yes - dictatorships don't work - but that's usually because somewhere along the line - the dictator effs it all up !!
The people are not to be in "fear" of the president; The president is a public servant not king, emperor nor dictator! Therefore, a president is to serve & protect the people not divide, discriminate, lie, segregate nor destroy the people by hate & prideful denial!
Protect and serve , that is not in Trumps dictionary ! More like "Defect and Perve " ! He perverts everything he touches thts why Melania Trump is never seen with him, she has witnessed his perversion of everything first hand.😱
If it was my country, I would be so worried and confused and ashamed that a person like trump is even considered for a political position, let alone the highest office in the country.
Relax. We voted him out last time. Literally fired him. He tried to steal it and failed. If he couldn't steal it as the incumbent he won't even come close now. And he has gained ZERO voters. WHY the fkuk is everyone being so dramatic?
As a blue dot in a deep red state I am deeply worried about the future of my country and ashamed of those around me who have fallen for the GOP’s blatant nonsensical BS.
This is what happens when you mix a bunch of religious nuts with people willing to cross the Atlantic in a wooden sailboat pre-GPS in an attempt to become filthy, stinking rich, and simmer for about 250 years. It’s actually not shocking, once you think it over. Disturbing, but not shocking. 🫤
That last story brought back memories of finding the funniest titles in the adult section of the local video store in the 90s. I'll never forget Shaving Ryan's Privates 😂😭
Because the chain of information is flawed in the US. How is an undecided voter going to get the information needed to educate himself/herself if there is no clearly objective means of information? Fox is known to be far right. CNN is known to be left. Is there any network where everybody agrees that it’s neutral, objective news? If not, how can you trust what you see in TV if your undecided?
In the end you just assume everybody’s lying which leads you to pick based on your indivisible impression of the person (which you get in the debate - a clearly flawed perspective) or you don’t vote at all.
@@lakritz1987fair enough, but also.. trumps a CONVICT. He was found guilty of fraud more than 30 times, by a court (don't remember if it was the supreme court or a normal one). But I guess you could say "the courts are rigged" but at that point your siding with trump
The American Dream is not a man who says he's a billionaire with no lawful knowledge to become president. A teacher & assistant coach becoming the assistant VP to a woman who has life experience as a public servant becoming the president is the American dream!
Cult exit recovery is no joke. You need support and resources. These things are not available to everyone and are actually a form of privilege. It's sad that many of these poor deluded people will never gain access to what they need to get stable and learn how to think for themselves. Meanwhile we all mock them and feed the cycle!!
@@jflgreen Good education that encourages critical thinking is a good vaccine against cult mentality, and it's free, for now. Unfortunately, our country's society does not have it high in its value system. Kids who don't or can't play sports or other things, and only are interested in academic pursuits, often are teased and mocked. We have this weird thing about equating the highly educated with elitism.
as someone who grew up in a cult, its incredibly difficult to even get people to see and admit they are in a cult, let alone to realize they need to get out. Its part of the manipulation of the cult. They make you believe they are the only ones who can save you, they cut you off from the outside world and family support, and they tell you if you leave you will have to endure torment and suffering. All of that makes it difficult for people to get out. They are incredibly brainwashed and terrified of the world and the MAGA cult has promised them safety.
I am voting for KAMALA because: 1. Kamala's elimination of junk fees at the banks saves Americans $5.5 billion annually.💙 2. Kamala Harris reduced credit card late fees from $32 to $8.💙 3. Kamala's elimination of airline junk fees saves Americans $500 million annually. 4. Kamala reduced the price of 41 prescription medicines for low-income Americans and the elderly. 💙 5. Kamala provided health insurance to 20 million poor Americans who have never had medical care before.💙
I love how the NC candidate for the Party of Family Values is LITERALLY that weird uncle whom you wouldn't trust to be alone with your family for even a second. "Party of Family Values" my right foot!
@@scottcharney1091 1) Webster's Dictionary has updated the definition for 'literally.' It is now legal to use it in hyperboles. 2) He's from North Carolina. I'm sure he has a sisterwife we can reach out for confirmation.
If the network sets aside a time slot for a two-person debate and one of the candidates decides not to participate, the event shouldn't be cancelled. The remaining candidate should get to use the time to address the viewers and present their platform.
Ears have a lot of blood vessels and very thin skin, which means they heal quickly. Also makeup... I hate him but we shouldn't go low and make up conspiracies, that's their shtick.
AMEN!....the choice could not be easier AMERICA...a Respectful, Honest & True Leader....a Fighter for all People who are Moving Forward...away from a tv star clown and criminal....AWAY from division AND FORWARD with Love & Joy! Let's DO THIS AMERICA...Let's UNITE in every state and Vote with one voice....for FREEDOM & NEW LIFE!
😂 you are voting for the wrong party then, they chose Kamala for you without asking you if that was the candidate you wanted, so much for democracy thanks to ignorant people that can't bother to think
@@sstevens117 wanna chuckle? Ex hubby and I..in the middle..his foot hits a buzz light year toy..I cannot hear " TO Infinity and Beyond "now without blushing and smirking
7 million whiskers, and his staff told him he was going to lose. That’s why all the criming was set up - and it’s much more elaborate this time since they’ve had 4 years to get ready.
I live in NC, and Mark Robinson is dangerous and absolutely insane. Things are so messed up and gerrymandered here, but maybe he's awful enough that things could change!
Well pro business, pro gun, pro life, anti war, tough on crime and immigration, low taxes, no tax on tips or social security are a few reasons. I vote blood red up and down the ballot. 🟥☑️
I'm doing all I know to do to spread the word for Josh Stein but we have alot of backwoods hillbillies around here and our state is gerrymandered to the brink
Trump is *mentally chaotic* 😵💫, and JD Vance is chaotically weird . America doesn't need these two weird men in the White House. Their mental chaos will result in political and economic chaos.😵
@@hugoo1549 And I am voting for KAMALA because: 1. Kamala's elimination of junk fees at the banks saves Americans $5.5 billion annually.💙 2. Kamala Harris reduced credit card late fees from $32 to $8.💙 3. Kamala's elimination of airline junk fees saves Americans $500 million annually. 4. Kamala reduced the price of 41 prescription medicines for low-income Americans and the elderly.💙 5. Kamala provided health insurance to 20 million poor Americans who have never had medical care before.💙
Really! How is it possible that they can not make a decision? These are two people who could not be further apart... in principles, education, integrity, common sense and policies!
That clip of him admitting that he "lost by a whisker" needs to be played loudly in an endless loop at every damn Trump rally to all the people waiting hours in line from now until the election, so the MAGA crowd can't ignore it!
And the MAGA cult will clarify that statement with 'he lost because he was cheated out of it.' Trump saying he lost isn't a damning admission. He DID lose, even if he was cheated (which he wasn't). He is just stating a fact not what caused that fact. It isn't the smoking gun that Democrats think it is. Nothing will deter the people that will die on the Trump hill before ever voting Democrat, no matter how absurd and mind boggling it is that Trump even still has support.
Yes - make sure only that clip and not the first part of the same sentence from which it was extracted! Because they are dumb and will never realize what Trump was really saying. Or maybe we could use reverse psychology and let the MAGA crowd go click 9:10 and get the full sentence and because we are promoting it, they mistrusting us, will discredit it themselves! Booyah!
Lost by a whisker? He'll lose by quite a few whiskers if single cat ladies have a say this time. 😸
... single dog dads ALSO VOTING STRAIGHT TICKET DEMOCRAT 😎🫵🏼🗽🦅💙🇺🇸💘🐕🐈
Good one.
Republicans don’t like dogs.
trump used dog as insult.
Jd vance called his dog idiotic.
Kristi Noem shot a puppy.
trump uses dog as a insult.
Jd vance called his dog idiotic.
Kristi Noem shot a puppy.
He confess on live TV?
Give me a thumbs UP for Stephen killing it with his fantastically funny monologue!💙💙💙 VOTE BLUE!
Thank you for coming back!!! My sanity needs you!
Oh how sad. Another one that was born without a spine
@@theshadowman1398 - And why are you here?
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To annoy you in to buying more antidepressants
@@theshadowman1398 - Weird. You think people watching comedy are depressed?
@@kathcasey2090
The ones watching Colbert sure are
Green Day at their concert in Detroit yesterday made a big push for "Don't be an American Idiot, vote!"
Let's win Michigan!
I will never attend a green day concert i boycotted them communists
@@Shawn-jd5dd I'm pretty sure "them communists" never even noticed that you weren't there. A boycott by one! ..Ohhh boy, ..you sure showed "them communists" what's what! ..Didn't you ..?!
I know and now green day is on the side of the bushes and cheneys 🤣
@@Shawn-jd5ddcool story bro nobody cares
@@user-mz1kt6iz4e a lot of people boycotted green dau not just me so theres that
Stephen's writers are still on fire, and along with his great delivery, probably the best entertainer on the platform!
Stephen's dedication to the physical part of story telling is superb!
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Stephen Colbert you give me joy during this depressing time!!
I hate Trump so much and I can’t understand why people still want to vote for him!!!
I know tuning in to your show will make me laugh and give me hope he can be defeated!!!
Thank you!!! Vote blue!!!💙💙💙
If you look from an outsider perspective Trump is anti war and strong on the border. The DNC only seems to spread hate on anything Trump and is actively trying to jail him. Jailing political opponents is something Putin would do.
I have to admit that I hate Trump too not supposed to be but I do. I want blue for peace and democracy. Jesus save
Anyone who still supports TFG is a bad person. As is anyone who supports _ANY_ rxpist, not to mention that he's an objectively stupid, bigoted insurrectionist.
That’s insane. Vote blue for the people who have caused the economic catastrophe and allowed millions of illegal aliens into the country. Many of them are criminals who are sex trafficking children and women. The Trump-hating media hides this from you, forcing you to ask your local police. They’re overwhelmed with crime. Open your eyes to the destruction, call the police non-emergency line and ask, don’t take my word for it. Ask your local businesses how much shoplifting they’re facing. Look at the CNN article on Dollar Tree’s and Dollar General’s revenue problems. Bidenomics isn’t working!
@@sengstory8147 No He doesn't. All He's done is warp your mind.
Truth IS very powerful. Maybe they should try using it on his social media platform.
But then it would not be trump's site.
It's neither Truth nor Social.
Biden hasn't been running things the past almost 4 years. He's a puppet. Are Dems gonna shed light on that? Truth goes both ways.
Stephen Colbert is a national treasure
The Bozo who danced with idiots dressed as syringes? I don't think so.
You'd make Kamala laugh too much to be a stand in Trump.
Love you Stephen 💙
Yea that was a good one 😂
"Truth is very powerful" Boy, are YOU gonna find out.
Stephen, the dishwasher bit was perfect. Thank you for seeing it through to the end! The bow was well-deserved.
I am a Las Vegas resident voting for Harris 2024
You are voting for WAR
Do you like living in Las Vegas or is it too touristy at this point?
I'm in Vegas doing the same! 🇺🇲🌊💙
@@cleverchaleighthe city is pretty touristy, but anywhere outside of the city is fine. it’s just really hot here and traffic can be crazy at times🫠
@cleverchaleigh I'm in Vegas for quite a while on the Strip, so that's very touristy. Vegas has grown a lot in the last few years. I have a place in Reno, which is a lot smaller but has grown quickly, too. Reno is very busy now with post Burning Man people returning from the Playa.
Always something happening in Nevada!
Thank you Stephen Colbert and your writers...laughed loud at stuff that on straight News would have made me scream/cry.
“How is that possible?” I have no freaking idea how people are still undecided either!
How in hell is Trump not in prison?! Who is this judge who postponed his sentencing
These are the people who thought RFK, Jr was a good idea. Dead bear cub and brain worm and Kennedy family shame and all.
"Mark your calendars & share your Xanax..." Colbert remembers the state of mind of us all post 2016...
thank you Stephen, really appreciate the laughs that help most of us retain threads of sanity
The Electoral College needs to go! It is skewed in favor of conservatives. I am damn sick and tired of just a few “swing” states deciding who will be president! We should not have an electoral college for a national election! It’s total bs! Vote ALL Blue, ALL Ballot! We must break out of this maga Twilight Zone marathon! 🌊🇺🇸💙
I am SO with you on that. It is an archaic system skewed toward Republicans. The President should be elected by the popular vote as in every other democratic nation.
Exactly. Defenders of the EC say that if it didn't exist, election outcomes would be determined by the most populous states, such as California (which actually doesn't track, because while California is the most populous state, the next two most populous states are Texas and Florida, which are both deep red and when combined contain far more people than California). But how is that any different to having a few swing states determining election outcomes? The EC is outdated and anachronistic, a 237-year-old relic of a bygone era which should have disappeared along with powdered wigs and flintlock muskets. It has no place in the modern world.
I can never get over how casually people accept the electrical college. Like when Kornaki says "she's ahead in national polls but that doesn't matter. Look at Pennsylvania". Excuse me. The response to "national polls don't matter" isn't "look at Pennsylvania". It's "wait isn't that pretty messed up?"
The US electoral college problem is the exact same thing as the UN problem and the EU problem, and for the exact same reason. When you create a larger body out of the unification of states and still try to leave the component states some autonomy of their own, then states vote instead of the people in those states.
@@blaisemacpherson7637 Yup. But they're so used to it, and the US doesn't like change.
"Mark your calendars & share your Xanax..." Colbert remembers the state of mind of us all post 2016... 🗳💙
I lost my cognitive abilities to my anti-anxiety meds... i still vomit with uncertainty, I'm just dumber on the job. too dumb to advance. too smart to stay.
we are a nation of drug addicts, imprisoning drug addicts... such is history: ww2 was fought on meth.
i am the most guilty of all my accusations. that is why i know them so well.
the sane millennials died inside between 2000-2008. somewhere between terrorists, recessions, depressions, no jobs, student loans, diabetes, homelessness, fentanyl, and withdrawal... we seem to have lost our way.
We were supposed to march straight to the grave. Sadly, we've had some diversions.
I was in recovery for 6 months after that. 🤬
The Republicans and corruption have kept the U.S. down for the last 40 years. You have a lot of catching up to do with most modern countries around the world.
This election will be nerve wracking.
The election will be a breeze. Trump will lose and lose BIGLY!!!
"Undecided" is the new "I'm too embarrassed to admit I ever supported The Former Guy".
That makes more sense than any explanation I've heard! Thank you 💙
It’s a sad statement about America that Trump even has a chance of winning.
It is statement about America, its slavery, reason why it exists, Trump is built in.
If you look from an outsider perspective Trump is anti war and strong on the border. The DNC only seems to spread hate on anything Trump and is actively trying to jail him. Jailing political opponents is something Putin would do.
Or that hes allowed to run in the first place
Correct... very sad
It’s really really sad sad 😢😢
The late show will go down in history as a resource of truth and comedy. Steve did what most "mainstream media" outlets werent brave enough to do. We appreciate you and the team!
Very well said!
What! Can I have some of your acid bro
Ad revenue is down 40% because every few watch late night anymore. 😂
That's because we are watching the next day on RUclips.
Brave is right.
Not just the undecided. I also don't understand how about 6-7 states or so can decide an election. Time to do away with the Electoral College!
If only it were possible to get rid of the electoral college. Unfortunately it would take a constitutional amendment and red states would never vote for it since it favors the GQP.
It's a tough question. Large cities can vote. Rural can vote. If large cities outvote rural voters, then so be it. We all have to comply with what we disagree on.
When a few hundred votes in ONE STATE can wipe out a third of a MILLION nationwide, and less than 100,000 votes wiped out OVER A MILLION (two or three mil.?) there is certainly something wrong. When ALL 3 TIMES that this has happened the popular vote was discarded in favor of the REPUGNICAN PARTY'S candidate, there is more than just "something wrong," it's broken beyond repair.
Yes, my friends, the outmoded, outdated, twisted, warped, bent, broken, and downright CROOKED Electoral College HAS GOT TO GO, and it should have been gone YESTERDAY, if not SOONER! (Like maybe 175-225 years or so ago)
If you want to get rid of it, you'll have to amend the Constitution
@@lenawagenfuehr53yes, and?
“Dan’s Shed O’Marmots.” That just slayed me. And Big Lebowski fans like myself appreciated that one very much.
Cheers from Vancouver BC 🇨🇦
Canadians for Kamala
We adore you Stephen Colbert
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Hello from Burnaby, British Columbia 🤗🇨🇦
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Cheers from another Victorian! Stephen needs to be introduced (and learn how to pronounce) the Vancouver Island marmot!
Colbert is the KING! Makes me giggle even through the pain!
Feel better...Now!! 😂
Yeah I laughed when he danced as a vaccine. Must have had shares.
King of Morons.
Colbert is the King of Morons. Sponsored by Pfizer and Moderna.
"Truth is very powerful."
Couldn't hate him more.
Well said!
Hear Hear......
😂
explains why he’s so weak. He’s never had a relationship with truth
Please North Carolina vote for AG Josh Stein for Governor. He’s such a wonderful person and dedicated to truth, justice, and equality for all. He is truly an inspiration. 🙏🏾
The other guy spreads hate and division.
I truly cannot understand how anyone can be an "undecided" voter at this point.
"Undecided" means "I'm voting for Trump but I'm not honest enough to admit it."
I'm sick to my stomach of how close this race is.
If you look from an outsider perspective Trump is anti war and strong on the border. The DNC only seems to spread hate on anything Trump and is actively trying to jail him. Jailing political opponents is something Putin would do.
It is truly mind-boggling...and disturbing.💙🌊🌊🌊
Maybe 1% of the people who say they are undecided and truly are. The 1% that really are undecided are likely very ignorant people that have absolutely no knowledge of either candidate. If you are the type of person who doesn't like to talk politics and someone comes up and asks you, who you are voting for. The easiest answer is to say, I am undecided. I don't know yet. That way you don't have to worry about debating someone.
15% of voters have an IQ less than 85
"Truth is very powerful." You ought to try it some time trump.
Nobody's undecided. They're just embarrassed of who they're behind.
This is exactly what it is.
I agree completely; very true.
or have a superiority complex. I know plenty of people who would probably describe themselves as open to changing their mind but its just because they think it makes them sound like a more educated voter. they know who they're going to vote for already and there's 0% chance they will actually change their mind they just like feeling like they're not a partisan
@@AidanJohnson-lm7mw Hmmm, interesting. You may be right. I never quite thought about that perspective.
I truly beleive that pride & ego is what prevents so many numb skulls from admitting that he is without a doubt the most unqualified idiot that has ever held the office of the Presidency. They all wanna hold out rather than admit they were wrong. Shameful 8-(
I am an First Nations woman and an Independent, and was undecided.. I will be voting for Harris/Walz. They are undeniably the grown-ups in the room. I need to be in control of my own UTERUS! PERIOD.
Amazes me how anyone could be undecided period with all she offers only your uterus made the decision over a felon. Sad really.
@@sharonkeetch596 There are more issues than your uterus.
This comment is very very stupid it has no logics
Good grief. Kamala is NOT for medical freedom or for preserving your holy lands. She's only pro abortion. Did you forget the vaccine mandates, shut downs, vax passes, no assembly, controlled media, censorship under this regime ?
start with closing your legs
Absolutely right S.C. "How is that possible"!!!!!!!
"I just put out a paper?" He couldn't write a paper that made any sense? The truth is his typewriter? Is his hair a Hedgehog in distress?
*EXCELLENT, Stephen!!!* Vote Blue!!! 💙💙💙
I don't understand how anyone could be undecided at this point
Easier than understanding how anyone could BE decided . . . and decided in favor of the Flatulent Felon.
Because more than half the population is below "average intelligence".
Same here!
If they would learn from history they wouldn’t be. Look how screwed the country was from the tariffs in the 1930’s.
Exactly. TRUMP all the way!!!!
The Electoral College never made sense when our Social Studies teacher explained it to the class fifty years ago. It still doesn’t.
Then get to work. Draft an amendment to the Constitution to change it
It was a way the slave states could retain slavery. The non slave states were more densely populated and the southern slave holders realized the Northern industrial states at any time could vote to end slavery so they insisted on offsetting the population difference with the electoral college. This country was/is/and has always been a racist country starting with the genocide of the native population. Nothing has changed. t***p's a racist and so are his supporters. Oh yeah that's where the 2/3 of a person thing came in. That's how they got the electoral votes.
Yup😅
i never liked the concept of it either. I later learned it resulted from racist fears - The EC has its very roots in white male aristocracy. It can’t die soon enough.
Observing the (r)evolution in political ideology and strategy will be fascinating if/when POTUS is elected by popular vote!
It was created so that the rich rural southern plantation owners have more power than the poor urban industrial factory workers.
Isn't that the same interview where he also admitted to committing insurrection???
Like HOW is he not in jail already?!
In part Bill Barr and Chump left both DOJ and FBI a disaster, worked out well for Chump though. Right after J6 the FBI divided into two camps (internally) as to what to do about Chump and how to proceed legally. Short version is that both camps were more worried about negative publicity and how it would affect the Bureau than doing their damn job.
Pretty sure the insurrection admission was on a Fox "News" interview, not this one.
Sure did. Here you go DOJ.
@@salchipapa5843what did he say?
@@jansmitowiczauthor78 _"Whoever heard you get indicted for interfering with a presidential election where you have every right to do it?"_
Truth is very powerful and something Trump has avoided his entire despotic life.
Recycling the "neck and neck" joke! Love it!
He is playing accordion again! Whenever he was running out of words but has to squeeze out something. Vote 💙💙💙
Colbert and Team. One of the greats.
It's not about Republican or Democrat
It's about saving the Democracy of our Republic
It certainly is, unfortunately a lot of people literally can't wrap their head around that idea and/or just don't believe it. So we have to convince them in other ways
@@UlshaRS EXACTLY!
@@sergeant_salty My vote counts in democracy and I like voting...I like the middle class...I like my freedoms! I do not like fake electors...nor project 2025. Sincerely, a registered independent....Harris/Walz 2024!
@@sergeant_saltyFrom Australia. A vote for Trump is a vote for a total dictatorship by an unhinged incredibly dangerous narcissist. To quote John McEnroe…You CANNOT be serious!!??
It's also about Republican or Democrat, unless the Republicans have denounced Donald Trump.
7 millions is a pretty big whisker.
20 million this year
@@zenhighwaymanthat would be fantastic 💙💙💙
Unfortunately in some states it came down to a few votes, it was way too close! The electoral college is still there, so vote, vote, vote! 💙
The "whisker" was a few thousand votes in Georgia and Pennsylvania, which he has now admitted on camera that he knows full well that he did lose. He also won North Carolina by "a whisker", which is also knows full well.
Thanks, NCGOP......Mark Robinson is our best hope to get Josh Stein moved into the Governor's Mansion.
AMERICA FOR HARRIS/WALZ 2024.🇺🇸🇺🇸💙💙🇺🇸🇺🇸💙💙🇺🇸🇺🇸💙💙
VOTE BLUE 2024💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙
VOTE HARRIS/WALZ 2024💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙
I can't in all my years understand why people support Trump.
Let me live another 150 years and still I wouldn't understand. It's a mystery nobody can solve.
It makes zero sense. But undecided voters confuse me even more.
Anti war
The GOP Sedition Caucus has been pushing a Fantasy Land of Lies for decades, so their base is no longer connected to reality. Then Trump stole it.
I can give you two reasons , Dumb and Dumber.
Very hard for me to understand how so many people can be so loyal to a Con, a Rapist, a Thief, and a Low Life.
If you look from an outsider perspective Trump is anti war and strong on the border. The DNC only seems to spread hate on anything Trump and is actively trying to jail him. Jailing political opponents is something Putin would do.
Oh, you’re too kind. You barely scratched the surface.
Thief? Explain please.
@@graciewhite8108 U.S. classified documents, children's charities...
@@graciewhite8108lying to the banks and getting a lower interest rate by inflating the value of his properties. Fraud, thievery, it’s all the same.
Dang!! Your writers Crushed this Episode!!!
And the Delivery was Full Warp Speed❤ Great Work
...I don't understand how people can be so 'undecided'!
Like, it's simple...
Vote for the candidate who IS NOT A FUCKING LITERAL CRIMINAL!
How are people this stupid!?
Welcome to America, where batshit crazy runs wild
Make America Gangsters Again.
Remember, through British sent their criminals to America and Trump wants to return the country to its original roots
Like....
THAT part!
If you don't believe the charges are legitimate, it's very easy to understand. It's easier to change people's minds if you understand them in the first place. Become an expert on the opinions of those who disagree with you.
It’s unfathomable how anyone could be still undecided. Democracy or Dictatorship? That’s your choice. Because without democracy, your “Party” doesn’t matter. Vote Blue!!
They are either thinking too much , or not thinking at all. Just toss a coin, pinheads.
Democracy or dribbling crazy guy.
Nothing is worth wasting a chance to “own the libs” 🤡
@@LyonsM*tails, and they wouldn't even have the chance to be voted for without democracy. Also at the worst case scenario he's winning by 3 points just 'cause of his unpopularity
It’s mainly men 18-30 and white trash
He said he lost by a whisker at a talk in Arizona as well.. so he has admitted it a few times now.. I am surprised more News doesn't comment on this.
Similarly, Roger 'Stop-the-Steal' Stone's angry line about the Trump campaign: "That's why they lost -- they don't know what they're doing." (Now he tries to claim it was fake video. Sure, Roger.)
Not surprised....
Disappointed, disgusted, and depressed at the decline of our news reporting.
Only a handful of true journalists left to make truth known and hold accountable those in power.
Mass Media simply bows to their corporate masters for a paycheck! Despicable creatures. 😡💙🇺🇸🗽
Stephen, your mime routines are awesome!
She doesn't have to rattle him. Simply state facts, her positions, and say, "I'm speaking," whenever he pulls any of the nonsense he pulled in '16 and '20.
She just needs to do exactly what she did to Pence, basically.
@@bipolarminddroppings Also the phrase, "Get away from me".
"Reclaiming my time", every time he interrupts.
Remind him to say her name correctly.
Love the two nieces from the convention who told everyone how to say her name correctly!
@@lauranelson5584 in my defence, I grew up watching wrestling and there was a huge black dude called Kamala, pronounced the other way "ka-mala" and I think there's lots of people like me out there who had to unlearn that.
Every day, I say to myself "there's no way Trump will say or do something that will make me think even *less* of him". And *every day* he proves me wrong!
@@ChandlerSomborac I know, right🤣🤣🤣
ABSOUFRICKINLOUTLY
so it's YOUR fault he is the way he is!
@@vforwombat9915 Who do you blame for you?
@@kevinmunger1842 i blame canada.
Dear Mr. Colbert..... brilliant..... as usual..... A Belgian fan! (may the good force win in NOV!!!!)
Yeah, you're from a country that didn't have a government for three years. Maybe you're not a person to talk about politics
Let us not forget that during the Coronavirus press briefings, Trump suggested using disinfectant and sunlight to treat COVID-19 patients... I opted for the vaccines, standing 6 feet apart and wearing a mask...
Disinfectant and sunlight are actually good things. Disinfectant on surfaces and hands, sunlight because it kills germs and people need sun to make vitamin D. But rump advocated for shining light inside people's bodies to kill COVID after he heard that UV light was a way to kill germs. What?! How? And he thought bleach could be injected INSIDE people to kill germs, not being aware that would not be beneficial to their health.
He also shut down the pandemic response arm of the government , downplayed the pandemic's dangers, withheld shipments of critical PPE to states he didn't like, refused to wear a mask, tried to block mask mandates across the country, encouraged crowded gatherings of people, supported people using horse wormer to treat the disease despite the company making ivermectin advising against using it because of the dangers, and on and on. That was all criminal because it no doubt killed many people who would otherwise have lived. And of course many of the people who died were maga supporters. There was a Facebook page that told the stories of rump supporters who caught COVID because of following rump's bad advice.
Democracy over Dictatorship every time
Dictatorship can only work if there is a God. God is absent, therefore no dictatorship can work. I'm a non-deist.
It's not hard, unless you prefer not to be a good citizen and just not contribute to doing your job.
Such a simple thing to do! Probably the only thing we all should do.
In 2020, that supposed "blowout" election, only 66% of eligible Americans voted.
WTF.
Democracy doesn't exist without work!
It's no spectator sport.
@@kevinmunger1842 Yes - I can see you're a non-deist.
There have been plenty of dictatorships that haven't involved God... Including the biggest - the Soviet Union !!
And yes - dictatorships don't work - but that's usually because somewhere along the line - the dictator effs it all up !!
When he inadvertantly cuts the s*** and admits that he lost... It always makes me smile.
The people are not to be in "fear" of the president; The president is a public servant not king, emperor nor dictator! Therefore, a president is to serve & protect the people not divide, discriminate, lie, segregate nor destroy the people by hate & prideful denial!
The DNC has no policies, only spreading hate for anything Trump. And they are actively trying to jail their political opponent
Well said!
@@marciaterry2002 I second that statement.
Protect and serve , that is not in Trumps dictionary ! More like "Defect and Perve " ! He perverts everything he touches thts why Melania Trump is never seen with him, she has witnessed his perversion of everything first hand.😱
Yes one party is definitely driving voters by fear instead of inspiring them.
Nothing better than Colbert...
Except cold beer!!
If it was my country, I would be so worried and confused and ashamed that a person like trump is even considered for a political position, let alone the highest office in the country.
I wish it weren’t mine!
Relax. We voted him out last time. Literally fired him. He tried to steal it and failed. If he couldn't steal it as the incumbent he won't even come close now. And he has gained ZERO voters. WHY the fkuk is everyone being so dramatic?
As a blue dot in a deep red state I am deeply worried about the future of my country and ashamed of those around me who have fallen for the GOP’s blatant nonsensical BS.
I was until 2017 and then acceptance of how stupid people are set in
This is what happens when you mix a bunch of religious nuts with people willing to cross the Atlantic in a wooden sailboat pre-GPS in an attempt to become filthy, stinking rich, and simmer for about 250 years. It’s actually not shocking, once you think it over. Disturbing, but not shocking. 🫤
That last story brought back memories of finding the funniest titles in the adult section of the local video store in the 90s. I'll never forget Shaving Ryan's Privates 😂😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Schindler's Fist, Forrest Hump, Saturday Night Beaver, White Men Can’t Hump, Jurassic Pork, How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
Me too! Oddly that's the one I remember!
Edward Penishands
@honkoff99~Thanks for the Laughs~LOL🤣🤣🤣
How can anyone be an undecided voter after what we all witnessed for Trump’s sole term as president?
Because the chain of information is flawed in the US. How is an undecided voter going to get the information needed to educate himself/herself if there is no clearly objective means of information? Fox is known to be far right. CNN is known to be left. Is there any network where everybody agrees that it’s neutral, objective news? If not, how can you trust what you see in TV if your undecided?
In the end you just assume everybody’s lying which leads you to pick based on your indivisible impression of the person (which you get in the debate - a clearly flawed perspective) or you don’t vote at all.
@@lakritz1987fair enough, but also.. trumps a CONVICT. He was found guilty of fraud more than 30 times, by a court (don't remember if it was the supreme court or a normal one). But I guess you could say "the courts are rigged" but at that point your siding with trump
I think biden and kamalas last four years sort of speak for themselves
I think they compare 4 years of kamala and biden and the four years under trump
The American Dream is not a man who says he's a billionaire with no lawful knowledge to become president. A teacher & assistant coach becoming the assistant VP to a woman who has life experience as a public servant becoming the president is the American dream!
Michele Obama said, 'A leader is prepared to die for his people. A dictator expects others to die for him.' (I paraphrased, mea culpa.)
And she has awesome experience with genocide! What horrid options you all have.
@@sealyoness That's wonderful! (I didn't hear or read the original, but I am sure Mrs. Obama wouldn't mind.)
YES 💯💙💙💙💙👍🏽😎
The American Dream is a stupid construct. It was never inclusive or achievable
It's mind boggling how people are still in the cult
Cult exit recovery is no joke. You need support and resources. These things are not available to everyone and are actually a form of privilege. It's sad that many of these poor deluded people will never gain access to what they need to get stable and learn how to think for themselves. Meanwhile we all mock them and feed the cycle!!
Yeah, I don't understand the vote blue no matter who BS cult. Two months ago you all wanted Harris taken off the Dim ticket.
@@jflgreen Good education that encourages critical thinking is a good vaccine against cult mentality, and it's free, for now.
Unfortunately, our country's society does not have it high in its value system.
Kids who don't or can't play sports or other things, and only are interested in academic pursuits, often are teased and mocked.
We have this weird thing about equating the highly educated with elitism.
as someone who grew up in a cult, its incredibly difficult to even get people to see and admit they are in a cult, let alone to realize they need to get out. Its part of the manipulation of the cult. They make you believe they are the only ones who can save you, they cut you off from the outside world and family support, and they tell you if you leave you will have to endure torment and suffering. All of that makes it difficult for people to get out. They are incredibly brainwashed and terrified of the world and the MAGA cult has promised them safety.
Yes this "blue" cult is destroying our economy, our freedom of speech, our culture and our health.
😂 Life is like a box of death 😂
Good Lord! I'm SO freaking HAPPY you're back! 🎉❤🎉❤🎉❤
The GOP and the media keep propping Donnie up "Weekend At Bernie's" style... but the stench is overpowering!
Vote Blue 💙 folks!
I got the first like! And then I liked it!😂😂😂
I am voting for KAMALA because: 1. Kamala's elimination of junk fees at the banks saves Americans $5.5 billion annually.💙
2. Kamala Harris reduced credit card late fees from $32 to $8.💙
3. Kamala's elimination of airline junk fees saves Americans $500 million annually.
4. Kamala reduced the price of 41 prescription medicines for low-income Americans and the elderly. 💙
5. Kamala provided health insurance to 20 million poor Americans who have never had medical care before.💙
👖🥔
Pants potatoe??? I don’t get it
The Trump Rots from the diaper up
Very funny throughout the show. Thanks a million Stephen Colbert for the laughter.
Vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote Kamala save our Democracy and freedom 💙
AMEN!!!!!!!
She didnt get one vote by tje american people but trump got my vote in the primaries
people are so simple..yeah vote Kamala LOL
Oh were gonna vote alright, wait and see. 😃 No more money to Ukraine/Russia war! Help our struggling Americans! Whoo
@@Shawn-jd5ddYou must be a bot. You keep stating your vote like yours is the only one that counted. Stop it! You are pitiful at your Russian job.
They are not undecided, they’re not paying attention at all.
Lack of brain cells. 🥴💙🇺🇸🗽
HE ADMITTED IT ON CAMERA!!!
he's never cared what he says, true or untrue, to the media, but notice how he didn't testify on the stand in court.
If you LOVE USA 🇺🇸 vote 🗳 for KAMALA Harris and Tim Walz may God bless 🙌 America 🗽💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
I love how the NC candidate for the Party of Family Values is LITERALLY that weird uncle whom you wouldn't trust to be alone with your family for even a second. "Party of Family Values" my right foot!
Wouldn't even give my left little toe's nail for it
Figuratively, not literally, unless his siblings have described him that way.
@@scottcharney1091
1) Webster's Dictionary has updated the definition for 'literally.' It is now legal to use it in hyperboles.
2) He's from North Carolina. I'm sure he has a sisterwife we can reach out for confirmation.
@@gamepapa1211 I feel like suing Webster's for that one.
and hes in education. terrifying.
I'd watch a mock debate between Kamala and Stephen's impression!
I watched Kamallah mock people with a southern accent recently. Not smart of her
@@Drewski02 - No you didn't
@@Drewski02How's the weather comrade
@@Drewski02 Hi, troll!
You watched FOX/KGB Propaganda tell you lies.
@@Drewski02 Considering you can't even spell her name right, you don't get to call others not smart.
78 years old criminal vs a longtime prosecutor!
What’s so hard to decide here 🤷🏻♀️ lol
If the network sets aside a time slot for a two-person debate and one of the candidates decides not to participate, the event shouldn't be cancelled. The remaining candidate should get to use the time to address the viewers and present their platform.
Look at his Right Ear, no damage at all 😮
Because it was fake
I heard that trump's ear grew back. That's about right. Sponges can regenerate.
It was FAKE NEWS.
Makeup? He's very vain
Ears have a lot of blood vessels and very thin skin, which means they heal quickly. Also makeup... I hate him but we shouldn't go low and make up conspiracies, that's their shtick.
Undecided? I am voting to keep my right to vote.
💙🇺🇲🌊💙🇺🇲🌊💙🇺🇲🌊
AMEN!....the choice could not be easier AMERICA...a Respectful, Honest & True Leader....a Fighter for all People who are
Moving Forward...away from a tv star clown and criminal....AWAY from division AND FORWARD with Love & Joy!
Let's DO THIS AMERICA...Let's UNITE in every state and Vote with one voice....for FREEDOM & NEW LIFE!
Nobody even voted her. Complete opposite of democracy
Did you get to cast a vote for harris in the primaries????i casted my vote for trump in the primaries
@@Shawn-jd5dd. So you voted for the convicted felon. Good for you
😂 you are voting for the wrong party then, they chose Kamala for you without asking you if that was the candidate you wanted, so much for democracy thanks to ignorant people that can't bother to think
Yesss!! The best impersonator to prepare for the debate😍👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🤭🇺🇸💙💙💙💙💙
“I LOST BY A WHISKER”. He admitted it on camera. Evidence Exhibit #1.
like 7 - 8 million votes is a whisker?
He’ll deny it later. He knew she will attack him in this at the debate so he’s trying to nullify that attack ahead of time.
I hope SC Smith was listening.
I hope the convicted Jan 6 rioters hear this!
@@casey7824it wouldn’t change their minds. Fanatics bend reality to fit their beliefs, not the other way around.
Vote, America. We cannot move forward until we move the GOP out of the way. Vote!
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Our country has hit peak idiocracy.
Here's hoping..keep building giant stores, maybe not!
Nah, we peaked there in 2000, 2004 and 2016. We're slowly going down
It can always get worse. If anything, American Idiocracy has provided this.
We are unburdened by the past
I now see the humor and horror in the old quip ‘the World should be thankful that most Americans do not have passports’
Truth is so powerful that I always try to avoid it.
You got a friend in me - I completely lost it !!!!!! LMFAO !😂😂😂
Same!
And the main characters' names in Sex Toy Story are also Buzz and Woody. 😂😂😂
@@sstevens117 wanna chuckle? Ex hubby and I..in the middle..his foot hits a buzz light year toy..I cannot hear " TO Infinity and Beyond "now without blushing and smirking
"Lost by a whisk-eh" is to be the soundbite of the season. What a fool, he *obviously* knew all along, still going for a revolution along the way.
Of course he knew!
Just like Republican Senators knew both times they should vote for impeachment because of the evidence but they chose to save their seats.
7 million whiskers, and his staff told him he was going to lose. That’s why all the criming was set up - and it’s much more elaborate this time since they’ve had 4 years to get ready.
Political analysts have said he has the understanding of a 5th or 6th grader.
9:18 Any Trump lawsuit involving the last election should immediately be ruled against Trump based on this. He KNOWS he LOST!!!!
Not how it works but its good to see you live in fantasy land trump 2024
@@Shawn-jd5dd bigger crowds than MLK Jr.? who's in fantasy land?
And anyone still supporting him after Jan 6 when he KNEW he lost, should never be allowed to vote.
Excellent show, as always!! Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦!!!!
I live in NC, and Mark Robinson is dangerous and absolutely insane. Things are so messed up and gerrymandered here, but maybe he's awful enough that things could change!
He was losing. Please keep that trend going.
@@ElisaMoore-r8l Josh Stein is leading significantly, but we can't take anything for granted...
HOW DOES THIS GUY HAVE ALMOST 50% OF THE VOTE?!
🤢🤮
Unbelievable unbelievable 😢😢😢😢
Because some ppl like a Liar
@@Drewski02 for who?
@@Drewski02LOLOLOLOL!! Good one!!
Well pro business, pro gun, pro life, anti war, tough on crime and immigration, low taxes, no tax on tips or social security are a few reasons. I vote blood red up and down the ballot. 🟥☑️
North Carolina voters…. Please get out and vote!!
Fort Liberteeee!
I'm doing all I know to do to spread the word for Josh Stein but we have alot of backwoods hillbillies around here and our state is gerrymandered to the brink
@@andylaws7229Thank you for your service. Keep fighting the good fight.
“It’s mug. It’s gonna be a minute.”😂
Mug "He always spills the tea"
Trump "I just put out a paper."😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Indeed! Maybe toliet paper
Puppy peepee papers in case he makes sissy on the floor?
@@janicebunch7599 because he's so full of sh!t
Trump is *mentally chaotic* 😵💫, and JD Vance is chaotically weird . America doesn't need these two weird men in the White House.
Their mental chaos will result in political and economic chaos.😵
🛋️🐫
Trump and Vance don't like being called weird, creepy and controlling. Then they should stop being weird, creepy and controlling.
@@hugoo1549 And I am voting for KAMALA because:
1. Kamala's elimination of junk fees at the banks saves Americans $5.5 billion annually.💙
2. Kamala Harris reduced credit card late fees from $32 to $8.💙
3. Kamala's elimination of airline junk fees saves Americans $500 million annually.
4. Kamala reduced the price of 41 prescription medicines for low-income Americans and the elderly.💙
5. Kamala provided health insurance to 20 million poor Americans who have never had medical care before.💙
Are those new DnD archetypes. Chaotic weird? I like it
Don’t forget RFK Jr. The Three Creepeteer’s, one for themselves and none for all.
Really! How is it possible that they can not make a decision? These are two people who could not be further apart... in principles, education, integrity, common sense and policies!
Great monologue! Very funny!!!
Protect our Constitution from the orange wannabe dictator. 🗳️💙🗳️💙🗳️💙🗳️💙🗳️💙🌊🌊🌊
He knows he’s losing and now he’s desperate - to stay out of prison, NOT to serve the country as President.
he will lose the state of New York
HARRIS WILL HAVE A HIDDEN EAR PIECE DURING DEBATE?? COLDBUTT IS FULL OF RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA DNC PUTIN LIES.
Truth is my platform
.. i almost spit out my drink , from yesterday.
That clip of him admitting that he "lost by a whisker" needs to be played loudly in an endless loop at every damn Trump rally to all the people waiting hours in line from now until the election, so the MAGA crowd can't ignore it!
And the MAGA cult will clarify that statement with 'he lost because he was cheated out of it.' Trump saying he lost isn't a damning admission. He DID lose, even if he was cheated (which he wasn't). He is just stating a fact not what caused that fact. It isn't the smoking gun that Democrats think it is. Nothing will deter the people that will die on the Trump hill before ever voting Democrat, no matter how absurd and mind boggling it is that Trump even still has support.
They'll probably just claim it was A.I. generated.
Yes - make sure only that clip and not the first part of the same sentence from which it was extracted! Because they are dumb and will never realize what Trump was really saying. Or maybe we could use reverse psychology and let the MAGA crowd go click 9:10 and get the full sentence and because we are promoting it, they mistrusting us, will discredit it themselves! Booyah!
they would lie and say it's AI
Did he just say, "truth is my platform".😊😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
He named it Truth Social. Which is like the Soviet newspaper Pravda. Pravda means 'truth' in Russian, but everything was lies.
lie #30,001...and counting...