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  • @undivided_unified
    @undivided_unified 4 месяца назад +222

    The late show will go down in history as a resource of truth and comedy. Steve did what most "mainstream media" outlets werent brave enough to do. We appreciate you and the team!

    • @beas2cent929
      @beas2cent929 4 месяца назад +8

      Very well said!

    • @polc3180
      @polc3180 4 месяца назад +4

      What! Can I have some of your acid bro

    • @MrBrewman95
      @MrBrewman95 4 месяца назад

      Ad revenue is down 40% because every few watch late night anymore. 😂

    • @WonderProfessor
      @WonderProfessor 4 месяца назад +5

      That's because we are watching the next day on RUclips.

    • @floatippity
      @floatippity 4 месяца назад +1

      Brave is right.

  • @q-tuber7034
    @q-tuber7034 4 месяца назад +199

    Stephen Colbert is a national treasure

    • @rickedwards365
      @rickedwards365 4 месяца назад

      The Bozo who danced with idiots dressed as syringes? I don't think so.

  • @terimiller6814
    @terimiller6814 4 месяца назад +142

    Thank you for coming back!!! My sanity needs you!

    • @theshadowman1398
      @theshadowman1398 4 месяца назад +1

      Oh how sad. Another one that was born without a spine

    • @kathcasey2090
      @kathcasey2090 4 месяца назад +4

      @@theshadowman1398 - And why are you here?

    • @theshadowman1398
      @theshadowman1398 4 месяца назад +1

      @@kathcasey2090
      To annoy you in to buying more antidepressants

    • @kathcasey2090
      @kathcasey2090 4 месяца назад +4

      @@theshadowman1398 - Weird. You think people watching comedy are depressed?

    • @theshadowman1398
      @theshadowman1398 4 месяца назад +1

      @@kathcasey2090
      The ones watching Colbert sure are

  • @JulienVanier
    @JulienVanier 4 месяца назад +210

    Green Day at their concert in Detroit yesterday made a big push for "Don't be an American Idiot, vote!"
    Let's win Michigan!

    • @Shawn-jd5dd
      @Shawn-jd5dd 4 месяца назад

      I will never attend a green day concert i boycotted them communists

    • @user-mz1kt6iz4e
      @user-mz1kt6iz4e 4 месяца назад +41

      @@Shawn-jd5dd I'm pretty sure "them communists" never even noticed that you weren't there. A boycott by one! ..Ohhh boy, ..you sure showed "them communists" what's what! ..Didn't you ..?!

    • @Whyonearth9
      @Whyonearth9 4 месяца назад +1

      I know and now green day is on the side of the bushes and cheneys 🤣

    • @Weiner-Worm
      @Weiner-Worm 4 месяца назад +6

      ​@@Shawn-jd5ddcool story bro nobody cares

    • @Shawn-jd5dd
      @Shawn-jd5dd 4 месяца назад +1

      @@user-mz1kt6iz4e a lot of people boycotted green dau not just me so theres that

  • @Adyen11234
    @Adyen11234 4 месяца назад +64

    Stephen's writers are still on fire, and along with his great delivery, probably the best entertainer on the platform!

  • @four4eyes
    @four4eyes 4 месяца назад +191

    Cheers from Vancouver BC 🇨🇦
    Canadians for Kamala
    We adore you Stephen Colbert

    • @lifewuzonceezr
      @lifewuzonceezr 4 месяца назад +11

      Howdy from Edmonton XooX

    • @cybercat29
      @cybercat29 4 месяца назад +10

      Hello from Burnaby, British Columbia 🤗🇨🇦

    • @lindaharris6508
      @lindaharris6508 4 месяца назад +6

      🇨🇦✌

    • @glendabilinsky5528
      @glendabilinsky5528 4 месяца назад +7

      Yes we do! Vancouver Island, B.C.🇨🇦

    • @NanasWorms
      @NanasWorms 4 месяца назад +8

      Cheers from another Victorian! Stephen needs to be introduced (and learn how to pronounce) the Vancouver Island marmot!

  • @freya8133
    @freya8133 4 месяца назад +254

    Not just the undecided. I also don't understand how about 6-7 states or so can decide an election. Time to do away with the Electoral College!

    • @rick419
      @rick419 4 месяца назад

      If only it were possible to get rid of the electoral college. Unfortunately it would take a constitutional amendment and red states would never vote for it since it favors the GQP.

    • @kevinmunger1842
      @kevinmunger1842 4 месяца назад +2

      It's a tough question. Large cities can vote. Rural can vote. If large cities outvote rural voters, then so be it. We all have to comply with what we disagree on.

    • @davelindstrom6005
      @davelindstrom6005 4 месяца назад

      When a few hundred votes in ONE STATE can wipe out a third of a MILLION nationwide, and less than 100,000 votes wiped out OVER A MILLION (two or three mil.?) there is certainly something wrong. When ALL 3 TIMES that this has happened the popular vote was discarded in favor of the REPUGNICAN PARTY'S candidate, there is more than just "something wrong," it's broken beyond repair.
      Yes, my friends, the outmoded, outdated, twisted, warped, bent, broken, and downright CROOKED Electoral College HAS GOT TO GO, and it should have been gone YESTERDAY, if not SOONER! (Like maybe 175-225 years or so ago)

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 4 месяца назад +1

      If you want to get rid of it, you'll have to amend the Constitution

    • @tejaswoman
      @tejaswoman 4 месяца назад

      ​@@lenawagenfuehr53yes, and?

  • @dirkus3722
    @dirkus3722 4 месяца назад +21

    Stephen, the dishwasher bit was perfect. Thank you for seeing it through to the end! The bow was well-deserved.

  • @1101TV
    @1101TV 4 месяца назад +139

    You'd make Kamala laugh too much to be a stand in Trump.
    Love you Stephen 💙

    • @fleece192
      @fleece192 4 месяца назад +2

      Yea that was a good one 😂

    • @NotThereJustGone
      @NotThereJustGone 2 месяца назад

      ​@@fleece192And yet Trump won. Hilarious!

  • @jasontheworldisyours
    @jasontheworldisyours 4 месяца назад +448

    I am a Las Vegas resident voting for Harris 2024

    • @piezra2848
      @piezra2848 4 месяца назад

      You are voting for WAR

    • @cleverchaleigh
      @cleverchaleigh 4 месяца назад +1

      Do you like living in Las Vegas or is it too touristy at this point?

    • @wanderer0617
      @wanderer0617 4 месяца назад +21

      I'm in Vegas doing the same! 🇺🇲🌊💙

    • @camsandjams
      @camsandjams 4 месяца назад +13

      @@cleverchaleighthe city is pretty touristy, but anywhere outside of the city is fine. it’s just really hot here and traffic can be crazy at times🫠

    • @wanderer0617
      @wanderer0617 4 месяца назад +5

      @cleverchaleigh I'm in Vegas for quite a while on the Strip, so that's very touristy. Vegas has grown a lot in the last few years. I have a place in Reno, which is a lot smaller but has grown quickly, too. Reno is very busy now with post Burning Man people returning from the Playa.
      Always something happening in Nevada!

  • @mattieuleveille
    @mattieuleveille 4 месяца назад +166

    Give me a thumbs UP for Stephen killing it with his fantastically funny monologue!💙💙💙 VOTE BLUE!

  • @itspersonal3351
    @itspersonal3351 4 месяца назад +16

    Please North Carolina vote for AG Josh Stein for Governor. He’s such a wonderful person and dedicated to truth, justice, and equality for all. He is truly an inspiration. 🙏🏾
    The other guy spreads hate and division.

  • @BeverlySimons
    @BeverlySimons 4 месяца назад +85

    Colbert is the KING! Makes me giggle even through the pain!

    • @lifewuzonceezr
      @lifewuzonceezr 4 месяца назад +2

      Feel better...Now!! 😂

    • @nolaparker9574
      @nolaparker9574 4 месяца назад +1

      Yeah I laughed when he danced as a vaccine. Must have had shares.

    • @rickedwards365
      @rickedwards365 4 месяца назад +1

      King of Morons.

    • @rickedwards365
      @rickedwards365 4 месяца назад +1

      Colbert is the King of Morons. Sponsored by Pfizer and Moderna.

  • @spinthis56
    @spinthis56 4 месяца назад +56

    *EXCELLENT, Stephen!!!* Vote Blue!!! 💙💙💙

  • @ChandlerSomborac
    @ChandlerSomborac 4 месяца назад +752

    Every day, I say to myself "there's no way Trump will say or do something that will make me think even *less* of him". And *every day* he proves me wrong!

  • @johnbowersox738
    @johnbowersox738 4 месяца назад +40

    Truth IS very powerful. Maybe they should try using it on his social media platform.

    • @ElisaMoore-r8l
      @ElisaMoore-r8l 4 месяца назад +4

      But then it would not be trump's site.

    • @CD_Character
      @CD_Character 4 месяца назад +2

      It's neither Truth nor Social.

    • @Highway_Tollman
      @Highway_Tollman 4 месяца назад

      Biden hasn't been running things the past almost 4 years. He's a puppet. Are Dems gonna shed light on that? Truth goes both ways.

  • @LyonsM
    @LyonsM 4 месяца назад +804

    It’s unfathomable how anyone could be still undecided. Democracy or Dictatorship? That’s your choice. Because without democracy, your “Party” doesn’t matter. Vote Blue!!

    • @Deborah-so8mv
      @Deborah-so8mv 4 месяца назад +12

      They are either thinking too much , or not thinking at all. Just toss a coin, pinheads.

    • @TheJoycollie
      @TheJoycollie 4 месяца назад +31

      Democracy or dribbling crazy guy.

    • @spacecadet2172
      @spacecadet2172 4 месяца назад

      Nothing is worth wasting a chance to “own the libs” 🤡

    • @BubblegumKoi
      @BubblegumKoi 4 месяца назад +4

      ​@@LyonsM*tails, and they wouldn't even have the chance to be voted for without democracy. Also at the worst case scenario he's winning by 3 points just 'cause of his unpopularity

    • @jasonhoppe781
      @jasonhoppe781 4 месяца назад

      It’s mainly men 18-30 and white trash

  • @TheEliteFox
    @TheEliteFox 4 месяца назад +1380

    I truly cannot understand how anyone can be an "undecided" voter at this point.

    • @TheFinalVenue
      @TheFinalVenue 4 месяца назад

      "Undecided" means "I'm voting for Trump but I'm not honest enough to admit it."
      I'm sick to my stomach of how close this race is.

    • @piezra2848
      @piezra2848 4 месяца назад

      If you look from an outsider perspective Trump is anti war and strong on the border. The DNC only seems to spread hate on anything Trump and is actively trying to jail him. Jailing political opponents is something Putin would do.

    • @Nutty_commenter
      @Nutty_commenter 4 месяца назад +60

      It is truly mind-boggling...and disturbing.💙🌊🌊🌊

    • @MusicByJC
      @MusicByJC 4 месяца назад +43

      Maybe 1% of the people who say they are undecided and truly are. The 1% that really are undecided are likely very ignorant people that have absolutely no knowledge of either candidate. If you are the type of person who doesn't like to talk politics and someone comes up and asks you, who you are voting for. The easiest answer is to say, I am undecided. I don't know yet. That way you don't have to worry about debating someone.

    • @jay31415
      @jay31415 4 месяца назад

      15% of voters have an IQ less than 85

  • @amygb
    @amygb 4 месяца назад +37

    Stephen's dedication to the physical part of story telling is superb!

    • @jdeere4027
      @jdeere4027 4 месяца назад

      Bot

    • @amygb
      @amygb 4 месяца назад +1

      @@jdeere4027 are you self-identifying as a bot? Feel free, all are welcome!

  • @Txepsiyu
    @Txepsiyu 4 месяца назад +44

    "Undecided" is the new "I'm too embarrassed to admit I ever supported The Former Guy".

    • @aphill2208
      @aphill2208 4 месяца назад +3

      That makes more sense than any explanation I've heard! Thank you 💙

  • @Roslowich89c9040
    @Roslowich89c9040 4 месяца назад +15

    thank you Stephen, really appreciate the laughs that help most of us retain threads of sanity

  • @luvmyrecords
    @luvmyrecords 4 месяца назад +511

    She doesn't have to rattle him. Simply state facts, her positions, and say, "I'm speaking," whenever he pulls any of the nonsense he pulled in '16 and '20.

    • @bipolarminddroppings
      @bipolarminddroppings 4 месяца назад +45

      She just needs to do exactly what she did to Pence, basically.

    • @AmyCelento
      @AmyCelento 4 месяца назад +34

      "Reclaiming my time", every time he interrupts.

    • @lauranelson5584
      @lauranelson5584 4 месяца назад +27

      Remind him to say her name correctly.
      Love the two nieces from the convention who told everyone how to say her name correctly!

    • @bipolarminddroppings
      @bipolarminddroppings 4 месяца назад +5

      @@lauranelson5584 in my defence, I grew up watching wrestling and there was a huge black dude called Kamala, pronounced the other way "ka-mala" and I think there's lots of people like me out there who had to unlearn that.

    • @andybarrett6472
      @andybarrett6472 4 месяца назад +4

      And Fox will ignore deny insult and talk about Kamalas accent.

  • @LibbyCusano-hl7uw
    @LibbyCusano-hl7uw 4 месяца назад +309

    Stephen Colbert you give me joy during this depressing time!!
    I hate Trump so much and I can’t understand why people still want to vote for him!!!
    I know tuning in to your show will make me laugh and give me hope he can be defeated!!!
    Thank you!!! Vote blue!!!💙💙💙

    • @piezra2848
      @piezra2848 4 месяца назад

      If you look from an outsider perspective Trump is anti war and strong on the border. The DNC only seems to spread hate on anything Trump and is actively trying to jail him. Jailing political opponents is something Putin would do.

    • @sengstory8147
      @sengstory8147 4 месяца назад +17

      I have to admit that I hate Trump too not supposed to be but I do. I want blue for peace and democracy. Jesus save

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 4 месяца назад

      Anyone who still supports TFG is a bad person. As is anyone who supports _ANY_ rxpist, not to mention that he's an objectively stupid, bigoted insurrectionist.

    • @deerhunterthom5458
      @deerhunterthom5458 4 месяца назад

      That’s insane. Vote blue for the people who have caused the economic catastrophe and allowed millions of illegal aliens into the country. Many of them are criminals who are sex trafficking children and women. The Trump-hating media hides this from you, forcing you to ask your local police. They’re overwhelmed with crime. Open your eyes to the destruction, call the police non-emergency line and ask, don’t take my word for it. Ask your local businesses how much shoplifting they’re facing. Look at the CNN article on Dollar Tree’s and Dollar General’s revenue problems. Bidenomics isn’t working!

    • @HamiltonVanMan
      @HamiltonVanMan 4 месяца назад

      @@sengstory8147 No He doesn't. All He's done is warp your mind.

  • @deeterr1227
    @deeterr1227 4 месяца назад +337

    I am an First Nations woman and an Independent, and was undecided.. I will be voting for Harris/Walz. They are undeniably the grown-ups in the room. I need to be in control of my own UTERUS! PERIOD.

    • @sharonkeetch596
      @sharonkeetch596 4 месяца назад +23

      Amazes me how anyone could be undecided period with all she offers only your uterus made the decision over a felon. Sad really.

    • @kevinmunger1842
      @kevinmunger1842 4 месяца назад +9

      @@sharonkeetch596 There are more issues than your uterus.

    • @Shawn-jd5dd
      @Shawn-jd5dd 4 месяца назад +2

      This comment is very very stupid it has no logics

    • @CK-iw5bn
      @CK-iw5bn 4 месяца назад

      Good grief. Kamala is NOT for medical freedom or for preserving your holy lands. She's only pro abortion. Did you forget the vaccine mandates, shut downs, vax passes, no assembly, controlled media, censorship under this regime ?

    • @lisasummers2716
      @lisasummers2716 4 месяца назад +3

      start with closing your legs

  • @UlshaRS
    @UlshaRS 4 месяца назад +912

    It's not about Republican or Democrat
    It's about saving the Democracy of our Republic

    • @Vael221
      @Vael221 4 месяца назад +29

      It certainly is, unfortunately a lot of people literally can't wrap their head around that idea and/or just don't believe it. So we have to convince them in other ways

    • @beverlyhollis3724
      @beverlyhollis3724 4 месяца назад +8

      @@UlshaRS EXACTLY!

    • @okiebsooner
      @okiebsooner 4 месяца назад

      ​@@sergeant_salty My vote counts in democracy and I like voting...I like the middle class...I like my freedoms! I do not like fake electors...nor project 2025. Sincerely, a registered independent....Harris/Walz 2024!

    • @skinner4320
      @skinner4320 4 месяца назад

      @@sergeant_saltyFrom Australia. A vote for Trump is a vote for a total dictatorship by an unhinged incredibly dangerous narcissist. To quote John McEnroe…You CANNOT be serious!!??

    • @classiclife7204
      @classiclife7204 4 месяца назад

      It's also about Republican or Democrat, unless the Republicans have denounced Donald Trump.

  • @josephreed5155
    @josephreed5155 4 месяца назад +56

    Colbert and Team. One of the greats.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 4 месяца назад +707

    Lost by a whisker? He'll lose by quite a few whiskers if single cat ladies have a say this time. 😸

    • @DouglasRichardson-er4ky
      @DouglasRichardson-er4ky 4 месяца назад +94

      ... single dog dads ALSO VOTING STRAIGHT TICKET DEMOCRAT 😎🫵🏼🗽🦅💙🇺🇸💘🐕🐈

    • @sherrie1745
      @sherrie1745 4 месяца назад +22

      Good one.

    • @ClauTo-oh5qu
      @ClauTo-oh5qu 4 месяца назад

      Republicans don’t like dogs.
      trump used dog as insult.
      Jd vance called his dog idiotic.
      Kristi Noem shot a puppy.

    • @ClauTo-oh5qu
      @ClauTo-oh5qu 4 месяца назад +42

      trump uses dog as a insult.
      Jd vance called his dog idiotic.
      Kristi Noem shot a puppy.

    • @olayemioyegbola9739
      @olayemioyegbola9739 4 месяца назад +12

      He confess on live TV?

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 4 месяца назад +21

    “Dan’s Shed O’Marmots.” That just slayed me. And Big Lebowski fans like myself appreciated that one very much.

  • @logancade342
    @logancade342 4 месяца назад +133

    "Truth is very powerful."
    Couldn't hate him more.

  • @dewimatthews6037
    @dewimatthews6037 4 месяца назад +28

    Thank you Stephen Colbert and your writers...laughed loud at stuff that on straight News would have made me scream/cry.

  • @kendrabryant4738
    @kendrabryant4738 4 месяца назад +280

    “How is that possible?” I have no freaking idea how people are still undecided either!

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 4 месяца назад +4

      How in hell is Trump not in prison?! Who is this judge who postponed his sentencing

    • @maryhayes6646
      @maryhayes6646 4 месяца назад

      These are the people who thought RFK, Jr was a good idea. Dead bear cub and brain worm and Kennedy family shame and all.

  • @phillipmolis8398
    @phillipmolis8398 4 месяца назад +3

    Dang!! Your writers Crushed this Episode!!!
    And the Delivery was Full Warp Speed❤ Great Work

  • @errgag3580
    @errgag3580 4 месяца назад +420

    Very hard for me to understand how so many people can be so loyal to a Con, a Rapist, a Thief, and a Low Life.

    • @piezra2848
      @piezra2848 4 месяца назад

      If you look from an outsider perspective Trump is anti war and strong on the border. The DNC only seems to spread hate on anything Trump and is actively trying to jail him. Jailing political opponents is something Putin would do.

    • @dennis1954
      @dennis1954 4 месяца назад +26

      Oh, you’re too kind. You barely scratched the surface.

    • @graciewhite8108
      @graciewhite8108 4 месяца назад +1

      Thief? Explain please.

    • @janicebunch7599
      @janicebunch7599 4 месяца назад

      @@graciewhite8108 U.S. classified documents, children's charities...

    • @LyonsM
      @LyonsM 4 месяца назад

      @@graciewhite8108lying to the banks and getting a lower interest rate by inflating the value of his properties. Fraud, thievery, it’s all the same.

  • @montanadivacreations9267
    @montanadivacreations9267 4 месяца назад +46

    He said he lost by a whisker at a talk in Arizona as well.. so he has admitted it a few times now.. I am surprised more News doesn't comment on this.

    • @zesty9815
      @zesty9815 4 месяца назад +2

      Similarly, Roger 'Stop-the-Steal' Stone's angry line about the Trump campaign: "That's why they lost -- they don't know what they're doing." (Now he tries to claim it was fake video. Sure, Roger.)

    • @auntbeth6794
      @auntbeth6794 4 месяца назад +6

      Not surprised....
      Disappointed, disgusted, and depressed at the decline of our news reporting.
      Only a handful of true journalists left to make truth known and hold accountable those in power.

    • @barbaraschuld8206
      @barbaraschuld8206 4 месяца назад

      Mass Media simply bows to their corporate masters for a paycheck! Despicable creatures. 😡💙🇺🇸🗽

  • @vanessawhitneypro
    @vanessawhitneypro 4 месяца назад +529

    "Mark your calendars & share your Xanax..." Colbert remembers the state of mind of us all post 2016... 🗳💙

    • @sagittarius_a_starr
      @sagittarius_a_starr 4 месяца назад +8

      I lost my cognitive abilities to my anti-anxiety meds... i still vomit with uncertainty, I'm just dumber on the job. too dumb to advance. too smart to stay.
      we are a nation of drug addicts, imprisoning drug addicts... such is history: ww2 was fought on meth.
      i am the most guilty of all my accusations. that is why i know them so well.
      the sane millennials died inside between 2000-2008. somewhere between terrorists, recessions, depressions, no jobs, student loans, diabetes, homelessness, fentanyl, and withdrawal... we seem to have lost our way.
      We were supposed to march straight to the grave. Sadly, we've had some diversions.

    • @jjohnson796
      @jjohnson796 4 месяца назад +8

      I was in recovery for 6 months after that. 🤬

    • @Bobbydazzlla
      @Bobbydazzlla 4 месяца назад

      The Republicans and corruption have kept the U.S. down for the last 40 years. You have a lot of catching up to do with most modern countries around the world.

    • @LoriHarris-x3r
      @LoriHarris-x3r 4 месяца назад +11

      This election will be nerve wracking.

    • @karywilliams6966
      @karywilliams6966 4 месяца назад

      The election will be a breeze. Trump will lose and lose BIGLY!!!

  • @SARCASTICLES
    @SARCASTICLES 4 месяца назад +7

    Thanks, NCGOP......Mark Robinson is our best hope to get Josh Stein moved into the Governor's Mansion.

  •  4 месяца назад +66

    "Truth is very powerful." You ought to try it some time trump.

  • @Beth-zg6gb
    @Beth-zg6gb 4 месяца назад +1346

    The Electoral College needs to go! It is skewed in favor of conservatives. I am damn sick and tired of just a few “swing” states deciding who will be president! We should not have an electoral college for a national election! It’s total bs! Vote ALL Blue, ALL Ballot! We must break out of this maga Twilight Zone marathon! 🌊🇺🇸💙

    • @noseferachoo
      @noseferachoo 4 месяца назад

      I am SO with you on that. It is an archaic system skewed toward Republicans. The President should be elected by the popular vote as in every other democratic nation.

    • @Markus_Andrew
      @Markus_Andrew 4 месяца назад

      Exactly. Defenders of the EC say that if it didn't exist, election outcomes would be determined by the most populous states, such as California (which actually doesn't track, because while California is the most populous state, the next two most populous states are Texas and Florida, which are both deep red and when combined contain far more people than California). But how is that any different to having a few swing states determining election outcomes? The EC is outdated and anachronistic, a 237-year-old relic of a bygone era which should have disappeared along with powdered wigs and flintlock muskets. It has no place in the modern world.

    • @blaisemacpherson7637
      @blaisemacpherson7637 4 месяца назад +97

      I can never get over how casually people accept the electrical college. Like when Kornaki says "she's ahead in national polls but that doesn't matter. Look at Pennsylvania". Excuse me. The response to "national polls don't matter" isn't "look at Pennsylvania". It's "wait isn't that pretty messed up?"

    • @dunbar9finger
      @dunbar9finger 4 месяца назад +22

      The US electoral college problem is the exact same thing as the UN problem and the EU problem, and for the exact same reason. When you create a larger body out of the unification of states and still try to leave the component states some autonomy of their own, then states vote instead of the people in those states.

    • @SmeagolTheGreat
      @SmeagolTheGreat 4 месяца назад +11

      ​@@blaisemacpherson7637 Yup. But they're so used to it, and the US doesn't like change.

  • @CNP-rn3gd
    @CNP-rn3gd 4 месяца назад +315

    I don't understand how anyone could be undecided at this point

    • @jpdemer5
      @jpdemer5 4 месяца назад

      Easier than understanding how anyone could BE decided . . . and decided in favor of the Flatulent Felon.

    • @tjewett1967
      @tjewett1967 4 месяца назад

      Because more than half the population is below "average intelligence".

    • @jennaolbermann7663
      @jennaolbermann7663 4 месяца назад +9

      Same here!

    • @kalabangle6450
      @kalabangle6450 4 месяца назад +2

      If they would learn from history they wouldn’t be. Look how screwed the country was from the tariffs in the 1930’s.

    • @mbrio4694
      @mbrio4694 4 месяца назад +1

      Exactly. TRUMP all the way!!!!

  • @shuhweiyang2083
    @shuhweiyang2083 4 месяца назад +5

    He is playing accordion again! Whenever he was running out of words but has to squeeze out something. Vote 💙💙💙

  • @sharlenewoodruff1141
    @sharlenewoodruff1141 4 месяца назад +67

    Absolutely right S.C. "How is that possible"!!!!!!!

    • @wingman416
      @wingman416 4 месяца назад

      "I just put out a paper?" He couldn't write a paper that made any sense? The truth is his typewriter? Is his hair a Hedgehog in distress?

  • @LongTran-kp3kz
    @LongTran-kp3kz 4 месяца назад +974

    ...I don't understand how people can be so 'undecided'!
    Like, it's simple...
    Vote for the candidate who IS NOT A FUCKING LITERAL CRIMINAL!
    How are people this stupid!?

    • @kinyoubi71
      @kinyoubi71 4 месяца назад

      Welcome to America, where batshit crazy runs wild

    • @appletile2887
      @appletile2887 4 месяца назад

      Make America Gangsters Again.
      Remember, through British sent their criminals to America and Trump wants to return the country to its original roots

    • @skontheroad
      @skontheroad 4 месяца назад +4

      Like....

    • @SandraSealySeawomanBDS
      @SandraSealySeawomanBDS 4 месяца назад +13

      THAT part!

    • @tripptank
      @tripptank 4 месяца назад +19

      If you don't believe the charges are legitimate, it's very easy to understand. It's easier to change people's minds if you understand them in the first place. Become an expert on the opinions of those who disagree with you.

  • @lakritz1987
    @lakritz1987 4 месяца назад +573

    If it was my country, I would be so worried and confused and ashamed that a person like trump is even considered for a political position, let alone the highest office in the country.

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 4 месяца назад +41

      I wish it weren’t mine!

    • @deadpanfish
      @deadpanfish 4 месяца назад

      Relax. We voted him out last time. Literally fired him. He tried to steal it and failed. If he couldn't steal it as the incumbent he won't even come close now. And he has gained ZERO voters. WHY the fkuk is everyone being so dramatic?

    • @Original_Syn
      @Original_Syn 4 месяца назад +44

      As a blue dot in a deep red state I am deeply worried about the future of my country and ashamed of those around me who have fallen for the GOP’s blatant nonsensical BS.

    • @dismurrart6648
      @dismurrart6648 4 месяца назад +13

      I was until 2017 and then acceptance of how stupid people are set in

    • @misspat7555
      @misspat7555 4 месяца назад

      This is what happens when you mix a bunch of religious nuts with people willing to cross the Atlantic in a wooden sailboat pre-GPS in an attempt to become filthy, stinking rich, and simmer for about 250 years. It’s actually not shocking, once you think it over. Disturbing, but not shocking. 🫤

  • @mjm.9082
    @mjm.9082 4 месяца назад +69

    Let us not forget that during the Coronavirus press briefings, Trump suggested using disinfectant and sunlight to treat COVID-19 patients... I opted for the vaccines, standing 6 feet apart and wearing a mask...

    • @oldauntzibby4395
      @oldauntzibby4395 4 месяца назад

      Disinfectant and sunlight are actually good things. Disinfectant on surfaces and hands, sunlight because it kills germs and people need sun to make vitamin D. But rump advocated for shining light inside people's bodies to kill COVID after he heard that UV light was a way to kill germs. What?! How? And he thought bleach could be injected INSIDE people to kill germs, not being aware that would not be beneficial to their health.
      He also shut down the pandemic response arm of the government , downplayed the pandemic's dangers, withheld shipments of critical PPE to states he didn't like, refused to wear a mask, tried to block mask mandates across the country, encouraged crowded gatherings of people, supported people using horse wormer to treat the disease despite the company making ivermectin advising against using it because of the dangers, and on and on. That was all criminal because it no doubt killed many people who would otherwise have lived. And of course many of the people who died were maga supporters. There was a Facebook page that told the stories of rump supporters who caught COVID because of following rump's bad advice.

  • @parkiwi4787
    @parkiwi4787 4 месяца назад +90

    Truth is very powerful and something Trump has avoided his entire despotic life.

  • @loveGodandJesusalways
    @loveGodandJesusalways 4 месяца назад +815

    The people are not to be in "fear" of the president; The president is a public servant not king, emperor nor dictator! Therefore, a president is to serve & protect the people not divide, discriminate, lie, segregate nor destroy the people by hate & prideful denial!

    • @piezra2848
      @piezra2848 4 месяца назад

      The DNC has no policies, only spreading hate for anything Trump. And they are actively trying to jail their political opponent

    • @marciaterry2002
      @marciaterry2002 4 месяца назад +20

      Well said!

    • @watersipper1116
      @watersipper1116 4 месяца назад +19

      @@marciaterry2002 I second that statement.

    • @capnfrankly
      @capnfrankly 4 месяца назад

      Protect and serve , that is not in Trumps dictionary ! More like "Defect and Perve " ! He perverts everything he touches thts why Melania Trump is never seen with him, she has witnessed his perversion of everything first hand.😱

    • @Whyonearth9
      @Whyonearth9 4 месяца назад +1

      Yes one party is definitely driving voters by fear instead of inspiring them.

  • @mycoolvids
    @mycoolvids 4 месяца назад +478

    Nobody's undecided. They're just embarrassed of who they're behind.

    • @chantiaclarke8344
      @chantiaclarke8344 4 месяца назад +27

      This is exactly what it is.

    • @joelveldheer9108
      @joelveldheer9108 4 месяца назад +17

      I agree completely; very true.

    • @AidanJohnson-lm7mw
      @AidanJohnson-lm7mw 4 месяца назад +30

      or have a superiority complex. I know plenty of people who would probably describe themselves as open to changing their mind but its just because they think it makes them sound like a more educated voter. they know who they're going to vote for already and there's 0% chance they will actually change their mind they just like feeling like they're not a partisan

    • @chantiaclarke8344
      @chantiaclarke8344 4 месяца назад +5

      @@AidanJohnson-lm7mw Hmmm, interesting. You may be right. I never quite thought about that perspective.

    • @kgrimm38
      @kgrimm38 4 месяца назад

      I truly beleive that pride & ego is what prevents so many numb skulls from admitting that he is without a doubt the most unqualified idiot that has ever held the office of the Presidency. They all wanna hold out rather than admit they were wrong. Shameful 8-(

  • @RobertojavierSilvaharth-ub3pz
    @RobertojavierSilvaharth-ub3pz 4 месяца назад +6

    Nothing better than Colbert...
    Except cold beer!!

  • @alltoohalliwell
    @alltoohalliwell 4 месяца назад +1434

    Isn't that the same interview where he also admitted to committing insurrection???
    Like HOW is he not in jail already?!

    • @jjohnson796
      @jjohnson796 4 месяца назад +70

      In part Bill Barr and Chump left both DOJ and FBI a disaster, worked out well for Chump though. Right after J6 the FBI divided into two camps (internally) as to what to do about Chump and how to proceed legally. Short version is that both camps were more worried about negative publicity and how it would affect the Bureau than doing their damn job.

    • @salchipapa5843
      @salchipapa5843 4 месяца назад +31

      Pretty sure the insurrection admission was on a Fox "News" interview, not this one.

    • @stacythomas5072
      @stacythomas5072 4 месяца назад +12

      Sure did. Here you go DOJ.

    • @jansmitowiczauthor78
      @jansmitowiczauthor78 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@salchipapa5843what did he say?

    • @zesty9815
      @zesty9815 4 месяца назад +51

      @@jansmitowiczauthor78 _"Whoever heard you get indicted for interfering with a presidential election where you have every right to do it?"_

  • @marcpanaye3785
    @marcpanaye3785 4 месяца назад +59

    Dear Mr. Colbert..... brilliant..... as usual..... A Belgian fan! (may the good force win in NOV!!!!)

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 4 месяца назад

      Yeah, you're from a country that didn't have a government for three years. Maybe you're not a person to talk about politics

  • @csmann100
    @csmann100 4 месяца назад +77

    7 millions is a pretty big whisker.

    • @lindascheffler7861
      @lindascheffler7861 4 месяца назад +8

      @@zenhighwaymanthat would be fantastic 💙💙💙

    • @Fire-Queen
      @Fire-Queen 4 месяца назад +7

      Unfortunately in some states it came down to a few votes, it was way too close! The electoral college is still there, so vote, vote, vote! 💙

    • @kenster8270
      @kenster8270 4 месяца назад

      The "whisker" was a few thousand votes in Georgia and Pennsylvania, which he has now admitted on camera that he knows full well that he did lose. He also won North Carolina by "a whisker", which is also knows full well.

  • @SundraTanakoh
    @SundraTanakoh 4 месяца назад +1816

    I can't in all my years understand why people support Trump.

    • @beas2cent929
      @beas2cent929 4 месяца назад +138

      Let me live another 150 years and still I wouldn't understand. It's a mystery nobody can solve.

    • @zynathera8140
      @zynathera8140 4 месяца назад +142

      It makes zero sense. But undecided voters confuse me even more.

    • @piezra2848
      @piezra2848 4 месяца назад +14

      Anti war

    • @steveaustin2686
      @steveaustin2686 4 месяца назад

      The GOP Sedition Caucus has been pushing a Fantasy Land of Lies for decades, so their base is no longer connected to reality. Then Trump stole it.

    • @patbrennan6572
      @patbrennan6572 4 месяца назад +115

      I can give you two reasons , Dumb and Dumber.

  • @rk41gator
    @rk41gator 4 месяца назад +58

    "Truth is very powerful" Boy, are YOU gonna find out.

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 4 месяца назад +1595

    It’s a sad statement about America that Trump even has a chance of winning.

    • @Pecisk
      @Pecisk 4 месяца назад

      It is statement about America, its slavery, reason why it exists, Trump is built in.

    • @piezra2848
      @piezra2848 4 месяца назад

      If you look from an outsider perspective Trump is anti war and strong on the border. The DNC only seems to spread hate on anything Trump and is actively trying to jail him. Jailing political opponents is something Putin would do.

    • @pickledragonrebel
      @pickledragonrebel 4 месяца назад +152

      Or that hes allowed to run in the first place

    • @JohnKerr-bq3vo
      @JohnKerr-bq3vo 4 месяца назад +40

      Correct... very sad

    • @mariarobles6805
      @mariarobles6805 4 месяца назад +34

      It’s really really sad sad 😢😢

  • @mojo500100
    @mojo500100 4 месяца назад +31

    The Electoral College never made sense when our Social Studies teacher explained it to the class fifty years ago. It still doesn’t.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 4 месяца назад +1

      Then get to work. Draft an amendment to the Constitution to change it

    • @cggambill
      @cggambill 4 месяца назад

      It was a way the slave states could retain slavery. The non slave states were more densely populated and the southern slave holders realized the Northern industrial states at any time could vote to end slavery so they insisted on offsetting the population difference with the electoral college. This country was/is/and has always been a racist country starting with the genocide of the native population. Nothing has changed. t***p's a racist and so are his supporters. Oh yeah that's where the 2/3 of a person thing came in. That's how they got the electoral votes.

    • @Rain9Quinn
      @Rain9Quinn 4 месяца назад

      Yup😅

    • @alcyone-rising
      @alcyone-rising 4 месяца назад +1

      i never liked the concept of it either. I later learned it resulted from racist fears - The EC has its very roots in white male aristocracy. It can’t die soon enough.
      Observing the (r)evolution in political ideology and strategy will be fascinating if/when POTUS is elected by popular vote!

    • @Boaz833
      @Boaz833 4 месяца назад

      It was created so that the rich rural southern plantation owners have more power than the poor urban industrial factory workers.

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 4 месяца назад +92

    I love how the NC candidate for the Party of Family Values is LITERALLY that weird uncle whom you wouldn't trust to be alone with your family for even a second. "Party of Family Values" my right foot!

    • @reuireuiop0
      @reuireuiop0 4 месяца назад +1

      Wouldn't even give my left little toe's nail for it

    • @scottcharney1091
      @scottcharney1091 4 месяца назад +1

      Figuratively, not literally, unless his siblings have described him that way.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 4 месяца назад +4

      @@scottcharney1091
      1) Webster's Dictionary has updated the definition for 'literally.' It is now legal to use it in hyperboles.
      2) He's from North Carolina. I'm sure he has a sisterwife we can reach out for confirmation.

    • @scottcharney1091
      @scottcharney1091 4 месяца назад +2

      @@gamepapa1211 I feel like suing Webster's for that one.

    • @alcyone-rising
      @alcyone-rising 4 месяца назад

      and hes in education. terrifying.

  • @charityspivey3784
    @charityspivey3784 4 месяца назад +26

    HE ADMITTED IT ON CAMERA!!!

    • @erdelegy
      @erdelegy 4 месяца назад +3

      he's never cared what he says, true or untrue, to the media, but notice how he didn't testify on the stand in court.

  • @Rain-Bro
    @Rain-Bro 4 месяца назад +74

    When he inadvertantly cuts the s*** and admits that he lost... It always makes me smile.

  • @adrianapurcell3704
    @adrianapurcell3704 4 месяца назад +5

    Yesss!! The best impersonator to prepare for the debate😍👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🤭🇺🇸💙💙💙💙💙

  • @Jacqueline2279
    @Jacqueline2279 4 месяца назад +39

    Recycling the "neck and neck" joke! Love it!

  • @jacquelineromano1481
    @jacquelineromano1481 4 месяца назад +20

    😂 Life is like a box of death 😂
    Good Lord! I'm SO freaking HAPPY you're back! 🎉❤🎉❤🎉❤

  • @Sjalabais
    @Sjalabais 4 месяца назад +38

    "Lost by a whisk-eh" is to be the soundbite of the season. What a fool, he *obviously* knew all along, still going for a revolution along the way.

    • @goettling
      @goettling 4 месяца назад +7

      Of course he knew!

    • @j.j.9123
      @j.j.9123 4 месяца назад +1

      Just like Republican Senators knew both times they should vote for impeachment because of the evidence but they chose to save their seats.

    • @mariag.8242
      @mariag.8242 4 месяца назад +1

      7 million whiskers, and his staff told him he was going to lose. That’s why all the criming was set up - and it’s much more elaborate this time since they’ve had 4 years to get ready.

    • @erdelegy
      @erdelegy 4 месяца назад +1

      Political analysts have said he has the understanding of a 5th or 6th grader.

  • @gailruge2564
    @gailruge2564 4 месяца назад +2

    Stephen, your mime routines are awesome!

  • @priscillaco.6142
    @priscillaco.6142 4 месяца назад +284

    Vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote Kamala save our Democracy and freedom 💙

    • @emilysanders1978
      @emilysanders1978 4 месяца назад

      AMEN!!!!!!!

    • @Shawn-jd5dd
      @Shawn-jd5dd 4 месяца назад

      She didnt get one vote by tje american people but trump got my vote in the primaries

    • @lisasummers2716
      @lisasummers2716 4 месяца назад

      people are so simple..yeah vote Kamala LOL

    • @jdeere4027
      @jdeere4027 4 месяца назад

      Oh were gonna vote alright, wait and see. 😃 No more money to Ukraine/Russia war! Help our struggling Americans! Whoo

    • @CrystalLewis-um7fj
      @CrystalLewis-um7fj 4 месяца назад

      ​@@Shawn-jd5ddYou must be a bot. You keep stating your vote like yours is the only one that counted. Stop it! You are pitiful at your Russian job.

  • @terilw
    @terilw 4 месяца назад +389

    How can anyone be an undecided voter after what we all witnessed for Trump’s sole term as president?

    • @lakritz1987
      @lakritz1987 4 месяца назад

      Because the chain of information is flawed in the US. How is an undecided voter going to get the information needed to educate himself/herself if there is no clearly objective means of information? Fox is known to be far right. CNN is known to be left. Is there any network where everybody agrees that it’s neutral, objective news? If not, how can you trust what you see in TV if your undecided?

    • @lakritz1987
      @lakritz1987 4 месяца назад +1

      In the end you just assume everybody’s lying which leads you to pick based on your indivisible impression of the person (which you get in the debate - a clearly flawed perspective) or you don’t vote at all.

    • @BubblegumKoi
      @BubblegumKoi 4 месяца назад

      ​@@lakritz1987fair enough, but also.. trumps a CONVICT. He was found guilty of fraud more than 30 times, by a court (don't remember if it was the supreme court or a normal one). But I guess you could say "the courts are rigged" but at that point your siding with trump

    • @Whyonearth9
      @Whyonearth9 4 месяца назад

      I think biden and kamalas last four years sort of speak for themselves

    • @Whyonearth9
      @Whyonearth9 4 месяца назад +2

      I think they compare 4 years of kamala and biden and the four years under trump

  • @martinconnors6200
    @martinconnors6200 4 месяца назад +102

    Democracy over Dictatorship every time

    • @kevinmunger1842
      @kevinmunger1842 4 месяца назад +1

      Dictatorship can only work if there is a God. God is absent, therefore no dictatorship can work. I'm a non-deist.

    • @andreah6379
      @andreah6379 4 месяца назад

      It's not hard, unless you prefer not to be a good citizen and just not contribute to doing your job.
      Such a simple thing to do! Probably the only thing we all should do.
      In 2020, that supposed "blowout" election, only 66% of eligible Americans voted.
      WTF.
      Democracy doesn't exist without work!
      It's no spectator sport.

    • @kaiberberich1
      @kaiberberich1 4 месяца назад

      @@kevinmunger1842 Yes - I can see you're a non-deist.
      There have been plenty of dictatorships that haven't involved God... Including the biggest - the Soviet Union !!
      And yes - dictatorships don't work - but that's usually because somewhere along the line - the dictator effs it all up !!

  • @UncompressedWAVmusic
    @UncompressedWAVmusic 4 месяца назад +1

    Very funny throughout the show. Thanks a million Stephen Colbert for the laughter.

  • @mafalda594
    @mafalda594 4 месяца назад +21

    If the network sets aside a time slot for a two-person debate and one of the candidates decides not to participate, the event shouldn't be cancelled. The remaining candidate should get to use the time to address the viewers and present their platform.

  • @paulm4224
    @paulm4224 4 месяца назад +280

    “I LOST BY A WHISKER”. He admitted it on camera. Evidence Exhibit #1.

    • @ODoylero0lz
      @ODoylero0lz 4 месяца назад +27

      like 7 - 8 million votes is a whisker?

    • @j.j.9123
      @j.j.9123 4 месяца назад +16

      He’ll deny it later. He knew she will attack him in this at the debate so he’s trying to nullify that attack ahead of time.

    • @luvmydogs8389
      @luvmydogs8389 4 месяца назад +9

      I hope SC Smith was listening.

    • @casey7824
      @casey7824 4 месяца назад +17

      I hope the convicted Jan 6 rioters hear this!

    • @wyomingsioux
      @wyomingsioux 4 месяца назад +9

      @@casey7824it wouldn’t change their minds. Fanatics bend reality to fit their beliefs, not the other way around.

  • @kstun1935
    @kstun1935 4 месяца назад +366

    Undecided? I am voting to keep my right to vote.
    💙🇺🇲🌊💙🇺🇲🌊💙🇺🇲🌊

    • @drew4HIM
      @drew4HIM 4 месяца назад +6

      AMEN!....the choice could not be easier AMERICA...a Respectful, Honest & True Leader....a Fighter for all People who are
      Moving Forward...away from a tv star clown and criminal....AWAY from division AND FORWARD with Love & Joy!
      Let's DO THIS AMERICA...Let's UNITE in every state and Vote with one voice....for FREEDOM & NEW LIFE!

    • @SF.w1ld
      @SF.w1ld 4 месяца назад

      Nobody even voted her. Complete opposite of democracy

    • @Shawn-jd5dd
      @Shawn-jd5dd 4 месяца назад +1

      Did you get to cast a vote for harris in the primaries????i casted my vote for trump in the primaries

    • @Gary-u5l
      @Gary-u5l 4 месяца назад

      @@Shawn-jd5dd. So you voted for the convicted felon. Good for you

    • @Cathleen-jo7vu
      @Cathleen-jo7vu 4 месяца назад +1

      😂 you are voting for the wrong party then, they chose Kamala for you without asking you if that was the candidate you wanted, so much for democracy thanks to ignorant people that can't bother to think

  • @ewkeenan
    @ewkeenan 4 месяца назад +67

    They are not undecided, they’re not paying attention at all.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 4 месяца назад +276

    The GOP and the media keep propping Donnie up "Weekend At Bernie's" style... but the stench is overpowering!
    Vote Blue 💙 folks!

    • @BrianRodrigues-i3h
      @BrianRodrigues-i3h 4 месяца назад +11

      I got the first like! And then I liked it!😂😂😂

    • @hughjorg4008
      @hughjorg4008 4 месяца назад +20

      I am voting for KAMALA because: 1. Kamala's elimination of junk fees at the banks saves Americans $5.5 billion annually.💙
      2. Kamala Harris reduced credit card late fees from $32 to $8.💙
      3. Kamala's elimination of airline junk fees saves Americans $500 million annually.
      4. Kamala reduced the price of 41 prescription medicines for low-income Americans and the elderly. 💙
      5. Kamala provided health insurance to 20 million poor Americans who have never had medical care before.💙

    • @DouglasRichardson-er4ky
      @DouglasRichardson-er4ky 4 месяца назад +1

      👖🥔

    • @bv2745
      @bv2745 4 месяца назад +2

      Pants potatoe??? I don’t get it

    • @peterschancel7223
      @peterschancel7223 4 месяца назад +7

      The Trump Rots from the diaper up

  • @cgoodwin5928
    @cgoodwin5928 4 месяца назад +118

    That clip of him admitting that he "lost by a whisker" needs to be played loudly in an endless loop at every damn Trump rally to all the people waiting hours in line from now until the election, so the MAGA crowd can't ignore it!

    • @guibox3
      @guibox3 4 месяца назад

      And the MAGA cult will clarify that statement with 'he lost because he was cheated out of it.' Trump saying he lost isn't a damning admission. He DID lose, even if he was cheated (which he wasn't). He is just stating a fact not what caused that fact. It isn't the smoking gun that Democrats think it is. Nothing will deter the people that will die on the Trump hill before ever voting Democrat, no matter how absurd and mind boggling it is that Trump even still has support.

    • @pyriph
      @pyriph 4 месяца назад

      They'll probably just claim it was A.I. generated.

    • @baldheadkid
      @baldheadkid 4 месяца назад

      Yes - make sure only that clip and not the first part of the same sentence from which it was extracted! Because they are dumb and will never realize what Trump was really saying. Or maybe we could use reverse psychology and let the MAGA crowd go click 9:10 and get the full sentence and because we are promoting it, they mistrusting us, will discredit it themselves! Booyah!

    • @erdelegy
      @erdelegy 4 месяца назад +2

      they would lie and say it's AI

  • @ChaosMagic
    @ChaosMagic 4 месяца назад +5

    78 years old criminal vs a longtime prosecutor!
    What’s so hard to decide here 🤷🏻‍♀️ lol

  • @kathybowlin7174
    @kathybowlin7174 4 месяца назад +179

    It's mind boggling how people are still in the cult

    • @jflgreen
      @jflgreen 4 месяца назад +15

      Cult exit recovery is no joke. You need support and resources. These things are not available to everyone and are actually a form of privilege. It's sad that many of these poor deluded people will never gain access to what they need to get stable and learn how to think for themselves. Meanwhile we all mock them and feed the cycle!!

    • @rickedwards365
      @rickedwards365 4 месяца назад +1

      Yeah, I don't understand the vote blue no matter who BS cult. Two months ago you all wanted Harris taken off the Dim ticket.

    • @luvmyrecords
      @luvmyrecords 4 месяца назад +4

      @@jflgreen Good education that encourages critical thinking is a good vaccine against cult mentality, and it's free, for now.
      Unfortunately, our country's society does not have it high in its value system.
      Kids who don't or can't play sports or other things, and only are interested in academic pursuits, often are teased and mocked.
      We have this weird thing about equating the highly educated with elitism.

    • @LaurennM360
      @LaurennM360 4 месяца назад

      as someone who grew up in a cult, its incredibly difficult to even get people to see and admit they are in a cult, let alone to realize they need to get out. Its part of the manipulation of the cult. They make you believe they are the only ones who can save you, they cut you off from the outside world and family support, and they tell you if you leave you will have to endure torment and suffering. All of that makes it difficult for people to get out. They are incredibly brainwashed and terrified of the world and the MAGA cult has promised them safety.

    • @CK-iw5bn
      @CK-iw5bn 4 месяца назад

      Yes this "blue" cult is destroying our economy, our freedom of speech, our culture and our health.

  • @rizzacara8802
    @rizzacara8802 4 месяца назад +50

    Look at his Right Ear, no damage at all 😮

    • @simonayers8033
      @simonayers8033 4 месяца назад +12

      Because it was fake

    • @lynnettereede6887
      @lynnettereede6887 4 месяца назад +12

      I heard that trump's ear grew back. That's about right. Sponges can regenerate.

    • @ninam.6781
      @ninam.6781 4 месяца назад

      It was FAKE NEWS.

    • @woodstream6137
      @woodstream6137 4 месяца назад +1

      Makeup? He's very vain

    • @ruremerjerpullche2150
      @ruremerjerpullche2150 4 месяца назад +5

      Ears have a lot of blood vessels and very thin skin, which means they heal quickly. Also makeup... I hate him but we shouldn't go low and make up conspiracies, that's their shtick.

  • @haroldsockey6987
    @haroldsockey6987 4 месяца назад +35

    You got a friend in me - I completely lost it !!!!!! LMFAO !😂😂😂

    • @lifewuzonceezr
      @lifewuzonceezr 4 месяца назад +1

      Same!

    • @sstevens117
      @sstevens117 4 месяца назад +4

      And the main characters' names in Sex Toy Story are also Buzz and Woody. 😂😂😂

    • @lifewuzonceezr
      @lifewuzonceezr 4 месяца назад +2

      @@sstevens117 wanna chuckle? Ex hubby and I..in the middle..his foot hits a buzz light year toy..I cannot hear " TO Infinity and Beyond "now without blushing and smirking

  • @rgs8970
    @rgs8970 4 месяца назад +60

    That last story brought back memories of finding the funniest titles in the adult section of the local video store in the 90s. I'll never forget Shaving Ryan's Privates 😂😭

    • @wandajochandler5248
      @wandajochandler5248 4 месяца назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @honkoff99
      @honkoff99 4 месяца назад +5

      Schindler's Fist, Forrest Hump, Saturday Night Beaver, White Men Can’t Hump, Jurassic Pork, How Stella Got Her Tube Packed

    • @lifewuzonceezr
      @lifewuzonceezr 4 месяца назад +3

      Me too! Oddly that's the one I remember!

    • @catha.j.stuart2200
      @catha.j.stuart2200 4 месяца назад

      Edward Penishands

    • @lyndaweister9984
      @lyndaweister9984 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@honkoff99~Thanks for the Laughs~LOL🤣🤣🤣

  • @theteejKiddEgo
    @theteejKiddEgo 4 месяца назад +22

    North Carolina voters…. Please get out and vote!!

    • @Badficwriter
      @Badficwriter 4 месяца назад +2

      Fort Liberteeee!

    • @andylaws7229
      @andylaws7229 4 месяца назад +5

      I'm doing all I know to do to spread the word for Josh Stein but we have alot of backwoods hillbillies around here and our state is gerrymandered to the brink

    • @CrystalLewis-um7fj
      @CrystalLewis-um7fj 4 месяца назад

      ​@@andylaws7229Thank you for your service. Keep fighting the good fight.

  • @JohnWick-o6z
    @JohnWick-o6z 4 месяца назад +168

    AMERICA FOR HARRIS/WALZ 2024.🇺🇸🇺🇸💙💙🇺🇸🇺🇸💙💙🇺🇸🇺🇸💙💙
    VOTE BLUE 2024💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙
    VOTE HARRIS/WALZ 2024💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙

  • @rosethroop8410
    @rosethroop8410 4 месяца назад

    Can’t wait for the late show on Tuesday. And I live in Canada!! Go Kamala Go!😊😊😊💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

  • @gasparinha
    @gasparinha 4 месяца назад +65

    I live in NC, and Mark Robinson is dangerous and absolutely insane. Things are so messed up and gerrymandered here, but maybe he's awful enough that things could change!

    • @ElisaMoore-r8l
      @ElisaMoore-r8l 4 месяца назад +4

      He was losing. Please keep that trend going.

    • @gasparinha
      @gasparinha 4 месяца назад +4

      @@ElisaMoore-r8l Josh Stein is leading significantly, but we can't take anything for granted...

  • @deborahbarnes6741
    @deborahbarnes6741 4 месяца назад +87

    Trump "I just put out a paper."😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @janicebunch7599
      @janicebunch7599 4 месяца назад +17

      Indeed! Maybe toliet paper

    • @tahiyamarome
      @tahiyamarome 4 месяца назад

      Puppy peepee papers in case he makes sissy on the floor?

    • @erdelegy
      @erdelegy 4 месяца назад

      @@janicebunch7599 because he's so full of sh!t

  • @Annee1111
    @Annee1111 4 месяца назад +80

    He knows he’s losing and now he’s desperate - to stay out of prison, NOT to serve the country as President.

    • @BlissDecision
      @BlissDecision 4 месяца назад +3

      he will lose the state of New York

    • @gemcan54
      @gemcan54 4 месяца назад

      HARRIS WILL HAVE A HIDDEN EAR PIECE DURING DEBATE?? COLDBUTT IS FULL OF RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA DNC PUTIN LIES.

  • @davidberglund8879
    @davidberglund8879 4 месяца назад +10

    Truth is so powerful that I always try to avoid it.

  • @stevewise1656
    @stevewise1656 4 месяца назад +345

    Our country has hit peak idiocracy.

    • @lifewuzonceezr
      @lifewuzonceezr 4 месяца назад +5

      Here's hoping..keep building giant stores, maybe not!

    • @ChristophBrinkmann
      @ChristophBrinkmann 4 месяца назад +13

      Nah, we peaked there in 2000, 2004 and 2016. We're slowly going down

    • @UberNoodle
      @UberNoodle 4 месяца назад +12

      It can always get worse. If anything, American Idiocracy has provided this.

    • @Whyonearth9
      @Whyonearth9 4 месяца назад +3

      We are unburdened by the past

    • @smoothrocky1847
      @smoothrocky1847 4 месяца назад +15

      I now see the humor and horror in the old quip ‘the World should be thankful that most Americans do not have passports’

  • @wendycanuck1019
    @wendycanuck1019 4 месяца назад +14

    “Ideally not hell” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Wow, is he going to be surprised.

  • @antipop885
    @antipop885 4 месяца назад +229

    HOW DOES THIS GUY HAVE ALMOST 50% OF THE VOTE?!
    🤢🤮

    • @mariarobles6805
      @mariarobles6805 4 месяца назад +21

      Unbelievable unbelievable 😢😢😢😢

    • @makebawatson3264
      @makebawatson3264 4 месяца назад +21

      Because some ppl like a Liar

    • @makebawatson3264
      @makebawatson3264 4 месяца назад +17

      @@Drewski02 for who?

    • @SuperViolaplayer
      @SuperViolaplayer 4 месяца назад +14

      @@Drewski02LOLOLOLOL!! Good one!!

    • @MrBrewman95
      @MrBrewman95 4 месяца назад +6

      Well pro business, pro gun, pro life, anti war, tough on crime and immigration, low taxes, no tax on tips or social security are a few reasons. I vote blood red up and down the ballot. 🟥☑️

  • @FoodiesFoodLife
    @FoodiesFoodLife 4 месяца назад +6

    Really! How is it possible that they can not make a decision? These are two people who could not be further apart... in principles, education, integrity, common sense and policies!

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 4 месяца назад +76

    I'd watch a mock debate between Kamala and Stephen's impression!

    • @Drewski02
      @Drewski02 4 месяца назад +1

      I watched Kamallah mock people with a southern accent recently. Not smart of her

    • @kathcasey2090
      @kathcasey2090 4 месяца назад +8

      @@Drewski02 - No you didn't

    • @chrisbabbage4004
      @chrisbabbage4004 4 месяца назад +5

      ​@@Drewski02How's the weather comrade

    • @thomasbraeking6225
      @thomasbraeking6225 4 месяца назад +5

      @@Drewski02 Hi, troll!
      You watched FOX/KGB Propaganda tell you lies.

    • @ChristophBrinkmann
      @ChristophBrinkmann 4 месяца назад +4

      ​@@Drewski02 Considering you can't even spell her name right, you don't get to call others not smart.

  • @loveGodandJesusalways
    @loveGodandJesusalways 4 месяца назад +484

    The American Dream is not a man who says he's a billionaire with no lawful knowledge to become president. A teacher & assistant coach becoming the assistant VP to a woman who has life experience as a public servant becoming the president is the American dream!

    • @sarahserenityqueen117
      @sarahserenityqueen117 4 месяца назад +7

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🎉🎉🎉🎉

    • @nancywilliams3265
      @nancywilliams3265 4 месяца назад +5

      @@shesmashgrrYrump was already here but a criminal nonetheless.

    • @carlreed6186
      @carlreed6186 4 месяца назад +2

      Groupies

    • @ChristophBrinkmann
      @ChristophBrinkmann 4 месяца назад +11

      Agreed, but he's not and never was a billionaire. Just another one of his many lies.

    • @beenaplumber8379
      @beenaplumber8379 4 месяца назад +6

      Assistant VP? He's running to be actual VP ya know. We Minnesotans are fussy about details, though we like to pretend we're not.

  • @myjewelry4u
    @myjewelry4u 4 месяца назад +13

    Great monologue! Very funny!!!

  • @danielmcinnes20
    @danielmcinnes20 4 месяца назад +1

    Excellent show, as always!! Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦!!!!

  • @freda2758
    @freda2758 4 месяца назад +41

    Vote, America. We cannot move forward until we move the GOP out of the way. Vote!
    🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

  • @snowrose101
    @snowrose101 4 месяца назад +322

    *Trump said today he was running against Biden. Do you really want JD Vance as president?*

    • @lostbutfreesoul
      @lostbutfreesoul 4 месяца назад +24

      It is really this.
      When Biden was running I was saying it was really down to the Vice President choices.
      Now it is a president and a vice president, vs, one vice president.... why vote for 1/2 a ticket?

    • @Shawn-jd5dd
      @Shawn-jd5dd 4 месяца назад

      Id take jd vance over biden harris or tampon tim walz anyday!!!!!!

    • @357CLOUDY
      @357CLOUDY 4 месяца назад +3

      Oh hell no...
      A repressed queen as president...nightmare.

    • @jdeere4027
      @jdeere4027 4 месяца назад

      Bot

    • @snowrose101
      @snowrose101 4 месяца назад

      @@jdeere4027 You can go bot somewhere else. Bye!

  • @iimotivation7
    @iimotivation7 4 месяца назад +26

    If you LOVE USA 🇺🇸 vote 🗳 for KAMALA Harris and Tim Walz may God bless 🙌 America 🗽💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

  • @ShaunMichaelW
    @ShaunMichaelW 4 месяца назад +1

    Im an independent voter in a swing state, and im voting here for Kamala and then leaving the state and continuing to vote green party after. Democracy is not optional

  • @happy_fecker
    @happy_fecker 4 месяца назад +54

    9:18 Any Trump lawsuit involving the last election should immediately be ruled against Trump based on this. He KNOWS he LOST!!!!

    • @Shawn-jd5dd
      @Shawn-jd5dd 4 месяца назад

      Not how it works but its good to see you live in fantasy land trump 2024

    • @erdelegy
      @erdelegy 4 месяца назад +1

      @@Shawn-jd5dd bigger crowds than MLK Jr.? who's in fantasy land?

    • @itspersonal3351
      @itspersonal3351 4 месяца назад

      And anyone still supporting him after Jan 6 when he KNEW he lost, should never be allowed to vote.

  • @frankkiejo5560
    @frankkiejo5560 4 месяца назад +57

    “It’s mug. It’s gonna be a minute.”😂

    • @tanyah9732
      @tanyah9732 4 месяца назад +10

      Mug "He always spills the tea"

  • @GospelinAI
    @GospelinAI 4 месяца назад +99

    No body is undecided at this point

    • @jayskateandsuchstuff8446
      @jayskateandsuchstuff8446 4 месяца назад

      All the people that watched Fox News before Fox News was sued for lying a couple times…. they all still watch it. ‘Cept they added a couple new channels that are even worse than Fox.

    • @nickgarcia1292
      @nickgarcia1292 4 месяца назад +15

      Vote blue 💙

    • @GospelinAI
      @GospelinAI 4 месяца назад +1

      @@nickgarcia1292 emm NO

    • @LyonsM
      @LyonsM 4 месяца назад +11

      @@GospelinAIum, YES!!

    • @g0679
      @g0679 4 месяца назад +1

      As a mortuary technician, I couldn’t agree more.