@@Ratciclefan also something pretty controversial. A sheriff in Arizona who was in prison for abuse had an all women chaingang, something that china thought was extreme, so that tells you all you need to know.
On the prisoner information cards they have their zodiac signs??? what????? like "Mr. McDaniels requests to be moved to a separate sleeping quarters sir" "oh yeah what's his star sign" "uh... he's an aries, sir" "DENIED" What the fuck?????????
I ran away from Satan's honor system hell prison from hell and all i got was this lousy tee shirt with the name Andrew Andrews written inside the collar
There was a kid I knew since elementary school named Elemin Elemin. Seriously his first name was the same as his last name and I saw him suffer with it for 12 years.
Those prisoners that ran off probably died. the prison is in the middle of nowhere and the nearest town is most likely miles away. so you're better off staying there even if there's no fences.
+Daniel De Villa (Bill B. Bill) The one for Bully is funnier, but this one, along with Mall Tycoon, and Bully are the most hilarious ones Ian has made.
I had a friend from grade school named Andy Anderson. I didn't even think twice about it until junior high, when I introduced him to a friend and realized how weird "Andy Anderson" sounded coming out of my mouth.
I just realized that Andrew Miller effectively died in prison because of a sadistic prison game show, when he was only in there on a BS charge of being "too fly for a white guy". I just want you all to realize this, and realize what an awful, awful person Brutalmoose is for this.
Shiny Umbreon Silly little Pokémon. My finding it funny doesn't mean Brutalmoose isn't an awful person, and it certainly isn't going to stop me from judging him on it.
I am radically and staunchly anti-prison and basically every piece of media on jails or prisons can't help but make me angry, except this video. I love this video.
9:00 Wojciehowicz - it is polish last name. And it should have an extra "c" in it. (Wojciechowicz). It's last name created from name Wojciech. I think you should say it like "Voi-che-ho-vitch".
I've seen this episode countless times, and honestly, I think it's your best one. The pacing's on point, it's got a good amount of skits and jokes, and just..I dunno, I like it the most.
I've been watching a lot of your videos today, but I think this is the best one so far. Had me laughing the whole damned time and kept getting funnier and funnier.
im guessing the reason why the text is so small is because when the game came out computer monitors were at a lower resolution than they are today, so the game just automatically scales the text down to the resolution it was originally intended for
I've noticed Ian tends to do a short summary of his criticisms for a certain game at the end of each video, but my favorites are the ones like this where he just lapses into insanity instead.
Every time I watch this, I seriously crack up, it’s just something about his comedic timing, reactions, and jokes that at times have left me laughing so hard that I was crying. Thank you so, so much, Ian.
This is the best BrutalMoose video out there. It's hilarious, and made me laugh out loud (something I rarely do while watching RUclips) even on my fourth watch. Bravo.
I think this is your best video you've ever made. Every time you make a new video, i enjoy it, but its never as funny as this one is. I come back to watch this one every month or so, and it never disapoints. It's so damn funny, great work. Truly a masterpiece, at least to me.
Brutalmoose playin' tenor saxophone PeanutButterGamer blew the slide trombone The drummer boy Completionist went crash, boom, bang The whole rhythm section was the Let's Play gang Let's rock Everybody, let's rock Everybody in the whole cell block Was dancin' to the Normal Boots Rock
"You tell Ian that he'll never eat lunch in this town again!" "He's not from this town. He's from Texas." "Well, tell him he can't eat lunch there, either."
Andrew Andrews reminded me of James James, a linebacker I drafted in Madden 07. But unlike the person with a teacher named Daniel McDaniel who already commented, I don't know any real people with names like that.
man brutalmoose has got to be one of the best youtubers ever, i could watch a video from anywhere in his channel's history and it'll be a really damn good video
Игры
"What kind of cruel parents would name their kid Andrew Andrews?"
That was very similar to my reaction whenever I saw Chris Christie's name.
There's also Lando Calrissian, who's actor's given name is "William Williams". Going by Billy Dee was a good choice.
Or Edward Woodward
I knew an Adam Adams
So did I! Any time he told people his name people thought he was joking.
Mario Mario
"The prisoners are getting assigned some funs arts and crafts-like activities such as Chain Gang"
That line kills me every time and I don't know why.
I don't even know what chain gang means xD
@@steelygreye9187 oh
@@Ratciclefan also something pretty controversial. A sheriff in Arizona who was in prison for abuse had an all women chaingang, something that china thought was extreme, so that tells you all you need to know.
@@astrowolvez what the hell
Brutalmoose low key Redpilling us on mass incarceration
I want to see season 2 of "Which Prisoner Lives"
yes when is the next episode of which prisoner lives
B
Moo
Minrod Vils same
Is it lost?
It's amazing how quickly Tycoon games turn really nice people into violent dictators with god complexes
Replace "Tycoon games" with power and you literally just described past, present, and future history
3:56
You know, this bunk would make a great resting place.
Piece of #SmallAmenities
murder'n varmits
piece of wood
Criminal varmints
We should get him a stone, or at least some small amenities.
mfw literally just rewatched oregon trail II
I love how the developers assumed we needed to know their zodiac signs.
Well clearly! I mean, a Sagittarius is much more likely to try to escape than a Pisces!
Pisces would just go watch as every other prisoner left, then console the warden about it.
eartianwerewolf Accurate.
I mean, it's essential for Tumblr to know so it can make a 'The signs in jail' post.
Oh God, I don't think I want to know what Scorpio does. Scorpio is the Vause of Prison Tycoon 3.
I saw Ian's face
Such a disgrace
He should hide it in the dark
-PBG singing about Ian
TheLightandtheFlight Screw you, PBG, he has a better face then you! (immaturely sticks tongue out)
Actually I'd say their faces are equally beautiful
D MAS SOOOOOOO SUUUUUUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOON THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT DA-
TheLightandtheFlight are you sure he wasn't talking about another ian
Isaac Davis He was talking about BrutalMoose idiot.
S M A L L A M E N I T I T E S
#getbuff #gym4life
*(thinks, talks, does, sees, hears, feels, smells, and other things) gym related or gym*
S M A L L A M E N I T I D D I E S
#smallamenitites
Small man titties
On the prisoner information cards they have their zodiac signs??? what????? like "Mr. McDaniels requests to be moved to a separate sleeping quarters sir" "oh yeah what's his star sign" "uh... he's an aries, sir" "DENIED" What the fuck?????????
Well you know we have to keep an eye on those Capricorns...murderous bastards
I'm an Aquarius
"Suck on that Matt Damon" is a line that stuck out to me so much that I still sometimes quote it to this day.
Just imagine being a guard and walking into a really buff guy freakin' PRAYING to work out.
"I don't get paid enough for this."
I don't know why but Brutalmoose is one of the most hilarious RUclipsrs i've ever seen, all his videos leave me in tears
TheKeyBladeLink work it
It's like he doesn't even really know how funny he is lmao I love those kinds of people
Very dry. The humor I mean 🤗. Also a fan
@@Featherogue I love your glasses
@@15-Peter-20 Thank you!!
Over 7 years later, this video is still amazing
I re-watch this video like once a month. I love it.
Same here
R'Kdairos Zo'dhyac I rewatch this every other day
I rewatch daily can't get enough of to fly for a white guy
Linkplaysgames OMFG me too, and especially I want a weathers
Linkplaysgames a charge which he claims is and I quote "bullshit."
I ran away from Satan's honor system hell prison from hell and all i got was this lousy tee shirt with the name Andrew Andrews written inside the collar
SMALL AMENITIES!?!?
DAT SMALE AMEENITYS DOO!!!!!
I wanted large amenities.but I can settle for small.
Pac Fan I can't settle for small amenities. I NEED the large ones. They come with a Director's Cut of Lula 3D.
*S M A L L A M E N I T I E S*
Ultimately, Matt Damon is responsible for all of this. DAMN YOU, MATT DAMON!
There was a kid I knew since elementary school named Elemin Elemin. Seriously his first name was the same as his last name and I saw him suffer with it for 12 years.
"AH
AAAAAAHHHH
OOH GOD HELP
I'M A LEMON!"
John Carver I'm a lemon
I'm a lemon
I'm mentally disabled because I'm a lemon
Oh pee!
RainbowAnimeCupcake What kind of a name is Elemin?
+Amusingxtorture i'm a bannana
7:40 to 10:20 Brutalmoose has gone mad with power and became a tyrant of the prison world! He is completely out of control!
So we have two Smiths, a Miller, and a... Wojiehowicz??
...
One of these things is not like the other.
no
ITS TEH SMITSH
Ohh! Ohh?, I know I know! Is it smith?
It's Smith. There's no e.
+Joseph Garner DAMN YOUR TECHNICALITIES!!! Also, it's actually Miller, which has no H.
+Joseph Garner
It's me.
Me, me, me...
Me, too.
I lost it at "YOU WILL GET NO FOOD" at 7:30
I laughed harder than I should at Ian's fake Black voice. "Fine, man! I was just goin' back to the gym anyway!"
ShogunGin0 (just saying koay) dont say black you can just edit it okay dont call it a black voice
Amethyst Huck What, is that offensive to you or something?
Ethan Puckett noo but somone sensetive might see it as rascist
***** yeah but your not every black person in the world (not trying to be rude tho bad choise of words)
Amethyst Huck Trust me, nobody, not even on the internet is sensitive enough to be offended by that. If anything, they'll probably laugh at it.
YOU MUSR CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL AMENITITES
ey"
Lmao
This an all-time brutalmoose classic
Brutalmoose tycoon game videos are my favorites through all these years
I want a Werther's. Catch phrase of the year!
This and Sim Town are hillarious, very re-watchable.
Building games seems to be your forte, please do more in the future!
WORK IT! WORK IT! WORK IT! WORK IT! WORK IT! GET BUFF! GET BUFF! GET BUFF! GET BUFF!
What was that soooong thoough.
akumati4061
Macho Man by the Village People - but 8-bit.
xXSilentAgent47Xx Work it out! Work it out! Think about it!
Those prisoners that ran off probably died. the prison is in the middle of nowhere and the nearest town is most likely miles away. so you're better off staying there even if there's no fences.
I laughed my fucking ass off watching this
This is probably one of Brutalmoose's best.
+Daniel De Villa (Bill B. Bill) The one for Bully is funnier, but this one, along with Mall Tycoon, and Bully are the most hilarious ones Ian has made.
+Chosen One 41 Me too!
+Chosen One 41 every time someone says that i remember that scene from adam ruins everything where someone gets his buttcheeks chopped off
I had a friend from grade school named Andy Anderson. I didn't even think twice about it until junior high, when I introduced him to a friend and realized how weird "Andy Anderson" sounded coming out of my mouth.
Nucular Robit really? i knew a guy named andy Anderson!
I just realized that Andrew Miller effectively died in prison because of a sadistic prison game show, when he was only in there on a BS charge of being "too fly for a white guy".
I just want you all to realize this, and realize what an awful, awful person Brutalmoose is for this.
But you laughed. You know you laughed.
Shiny Umbreon Silly little Pokémon. My finding it funny doesn't mean Brutalmoose isn't an awful person, and it certainly isn't going to stop me from judging him on it.
RainbowCat
Fair enough. *Purrs like a catlike (doglike? foxlike?) pokemon would*
The fact that he obviously didn't commit the crime doesn't help.
RainbowCat Just a sign of America's messed up prison system
I think I'm responsible for at least 1 million of the views on this video.
Wojciechowicz is a Polish name, if you want to spell it in english properly, just say "Woychechovitch"
🤠🤝🐐
W
I'd rather go to his hell prison than his fence land
You get no food, or you get no gym. Pick one
FROM HELL
Wingy Doodles aw crap chooses....your putting to much pressure on me i can't decide!
Okay, 'Andrew Andrews' made me laugh because my dad is called 'David Davidson'.
Are you Son Davidson?
#SmallAmenities
srbarkerchan #SmallAmenities indeed, my friend. #SmallAmenities indeed.
Says that in the video description.
+Shadow Wolf #SatansHellSmallAmenitiesFromHell
#SmallAmenities
#SmallAmenitieswithoutasmallgym
Zayaan Nashrid
#HellSmallAmenitiesWithoutAHellSmallGym
I am radically and staunchly anti-prison and basically every piece of media on jails or prisons can't help but make me angry, except this video. I love this video.
I made the mistake of trying to drink some water just before he decided to flat out torture them, and now I am wet.
Ooh bb
Best ohwegameion evr
DuskyPredator You're completely useless now.
DuskyPredator you sure it was an accident?
Sh1t Ington
At least it wasn't a piece of wood.
I love Ian's hair so much in these old vids. Sharp AF👌💯
*Unfortunately it doesn't provide any advantage in this particular game.*
*Or maybe it does... we just don't know it yet.*
*Or maybe it's all rigged*
Concentration camp simulator 2007....
Sponsored by Kim Jong FUN!
This was so funny to me when I was a kid. It still is, but it's also a grim reflection of the American prison system.
Right!
"Wow you know what I liked to do after a long workout another workout YEEEEEEAH"
8:17 This is shaping up to be...o-fence-ive.
Tough crowd.
wait....you can be for your name being too badass? ah sheit. There goes Duke Nukem
Big Boss
shiet........goodbye.
Who names their kid Andrew Andrews? The same person who names their kid Phillip Phillips.
That couldn't be the same person though. Different last names...
I laughed *way* too hard at the work out scene.
let's play Americas favorite game show
*cues Price is Right theme*
*WHICH PRISONER LIVES!*
2002 Experience kjzu
Bob the mailman
I don't know how many times I've watched this video, but it always helps me brighten my mood.
My favorite video from Ian/BrutalMoose along with Oregon Trail 2. Also Sim Town was a pretty good video as well...Loved Senor he was pretty cool.
senor is love, senor is live.
"too fly for a white guy" that was when i laughed out loud like a horse and subscribed immediately
9:00 Wojciehowicz - it is polish last name. And it should have an extra "c" in it. (Wojciechowicz). It's last name created from name Wojciech. I think you should say it like "Voi-che-ho-vitch".
shut up
+Kyle Austensen Too hard for you?
+Pan Askalon Yes. I just spent way too long trying to say it. Polish is not for me, apparently.
Well, our language is one of the hardest in the world so I understand you :|
+Brianna E. If you think that name is hard to pronounce, there are worse than that.
Ah, I remember watching this back when it first came out. Still one of my favorite videos.
9:35 How and why did he climb over a barb-wire fence?
Don't question it!!
***** Bullshit.
***** I need this on a T-shirt
How do they phase through all the workout equipment
max corrice magic
I've seen this episode countless times, and honestly, I think it's your best one. The pacing's on point, it's got a good amount of skits and jokes, and just..I dunno, I like it the most.
I've been watching a lot of your videos today, but I think this is the best one so far. Had me laughing the whole damned time and kept getting funnier and funnier.
This may be the best thing I've ever watched. Damn old man stole my Werther's...
im guessing the reason why the text is so small is because when the game came out computer monitors were at a lower resolution than they are today, so the game just automatically scales the text down to the resolution it was originally intended for
I still have such nostalgia for this video haha. Love you Ian
Mom, can we get Prison Architect?
Mom: We have Prison Architect at home.
The Prison Architect at home: 1:35
This is genuinely my favourite youtube video in the world, can't even count how many times i've watched it; still makes me die laughing every time.
I've noticed Ian tends to do a short summary of his criticisms for a certain game at the end of each video, but my favorites are the ones like this where he just lapses into insanity instead.
You should do a Zoo Tycoon review video thing. I love letting my big carniverous dinos loose on my guests when they are getting on my nerves.
I have that game for my DS. Never completed it though... Hmm...
Zoo Tycoon 2 thoooo
He’s done it 😃
This has to be my favorite Brutalmoose video, it's hilarious
It looks like Ian was pretty... on the fence about this game!
I'm here all week
1:05 me af
Every time I watch this, I seriously crack up, it’s just something about his comedic timing, reactions, and jokes that at times have left me laughing so hard that I was crying. Thank you so, so much, Ian.
This is the best BrutalMoose video out there. It's hilarious, and made me laugh out loud (something I rarely do while watching RUclips) even on my fourth watch. Bravo.
Jasper Barnes Brutalmoose is the true Mvp of youtube.
My throat now hurts from laughing at this video too hard... why have I just now found this channel?
This guy is highly underrated.
Exactly.
Andrew Andrews actually plays for the Washington Huskies though.
Brutalmoose, write him a letter ASAP.
Almost 6 years old and still one of my favorite videos, Ian is the best.
I think this is your best video you've ever made.
Every time you make a new video, i enjoy it, but its never as funny as this one is.
I come back to watch this one every month or so, and it never disapoints. It's so damn funny, great work. Truly a masterpiece, at least to me.
Brutalmoose playin' tenor saxophone
PeanutButterGamer blew the slide trombone
The drummer boy Completionist went crash, boom, bang
The whole rhythm section was the Let's Play gang
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Normal Boots Rock
torturing the prisoners seems to have really bummed me out. i almost cried when the old man died. i was , like, at a 1 on the 'going to cry' scale
You know he deserved it for stealing those candies.
He didn't die. He was the only one who lived.
This is my favorite video of all time. 10 times isn't enough to fully appreciate it's majesty.
Nearly a year later, and this is still one of the funniest videos I watch on a way-too-regular basis.
Huh... yep, still here
#SmallAmenities
#makesmallamenititesgreatagain
Still in love with the Conker music at the end, it makes me smile every time!
Best video I've seen in so long from anything on RUclips.
2015: Matt Damon travelled to Mars.
Oooops.
"You tell Ian that he'll never eat lunch in this town again!"
"He's not from this town. He's from Texas."
"Well, tell him he can't eat lunch there, either."
Even after all these years this is one of my favorite videos just for how fast goes from earnestly trying to sociopathic game show host.
this is incredible! i had to stop the video 3 seperate times cos i couldn't hear you over my own laughter, make more of these, anything like this!
SmallAmenities SmallAmenities SmallAmenities SmallAmenities SMALLAMENITIES!
Lili-nekosun The spacecat no im not even a doritro im a dream demon and Remember! Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!
+Bill Cipher Do I know you from somewhere? O_O
+sans the skeleton Looks like we go from one overrated character to the next
+sans the skeleton #SmallAnemones no... #SmallMenonites no... #SmallAnimals no... Eh, fuck it.
+Speedbump From Chinatown I know right man
This was my first brutal moose video
we dont care
Not sure if this was my first Brutalmoose video, but I know this one's my favorite.
Mine was the first Restaurant Empire.. I think.
This was probably one of your best videos. I was cracking up the whole way through.
Small amenities are great and all, but I'll never get over how he just puts Shane's face in his videos.
I honestly don't know who Shane is. Sorry, I'm garbage.
3:43 I've met a guy called Gonzalo Gonzalez and another named Tomas Tomasella, so anything is possible
7:01 I'M LAUGHING SO HARD I'M CRYING!
I think one of the greatest parts about these Tycoon videos is the Sims music when you're building things. LOVE IT.
This is my favorite brutalmoose video
there's this great misconception that Matt Damon is is better than Ian of course we all need to acknowledge that this is mathematical impossibility
Andrew Andrews reminded me of James James, a linebacker I drafted in Madden 07. But unlike the person with a teacher named Daniel McDaniel who already commented, I don't know any real people with names like that.
Slightly unrelated but I have a teacher called Mr Matthews who is head of maths
A Newscaster in Chicago is named Robin Robinson.
A player on the UW Huskies men's basketball team is named Andrew Andrews and is really good.
man brutalmoose has got to be one of the best youtubers ever, i could watch a video from anywhere in his channel's history and it'll be a really damn good video
This is the first time I'm seeing your videos. This one right here had me laughing so hard, got yourself a new subscriber!
I fucking need that 8-Bit Macho Man music.
At least none of the first five prisoners were murderin' varmints.
I'm a new subscriber and have been bingewatching. This is my favorite so far. Freaking hilarious.
This is still my favorite video on the internet.