Oregon Trail II - brutalmoose

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  • Опубликовано: 24 янв 2025

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  • @whyteraven2182
    @whyteraven2182 10 лет назад +981

    That riverbank does make for a good resting place.
    Unless you're Mary.
    Then it's a final resting place.

    • @SirChubbyBunny
      @SirChubbyBunny 9 лет назад +25

      Whyte Raven Unless you have a piece of wood.

    • @amaaalthea
      @amaaalthea 9 лет назад +4

      Whyte Raven This comment broke me.

    • @howdypardner6278
      @howdypardner6278 6 лет назад +8

      peice of wood

    • @kendallsilver2607
      @kendallsilver2607 6 лет назад +10

      you sure it was an accident?

    • @mysteryreadertheoriginal2145
      @mysteryreadertheoriginal2145 6 лет назад

      Yuuichi Koizumi it was such a good resting place she decided to rest there, forever

  • @DoubleATam
    @DoubleATam 8 лет назад +370

    The storyline at the end is 10/10.
    Kicked out, immediately brought to re-join, "I'm sure this isn't a ruse!" followed by "accidentally" being shot to death

    • @StoutShako
      @StoutShako 8 лет назад +18

      DoubleATam By Adolf, probably.

    • @WulfieZi
      @WulfieZi 3 года назад +14

      Murdering varmints

    • @Phantomphan613
      @Phantomphan613 2 года назад +12

      Piece of wood

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 2 года назад +7

      @@Phantomphan613 Alright, THAT... is definitely a toupee.

    • @AvoytDesign
      @AvoytDesign 2 года назад +4

      you know...
      this riverbank makes for a good resting place

  • @AliceUmoh
    @AliceUmoh 8 лет назад +1403

    "I was bleedin' and in pain, so overall I can say my condition is...good."

    • @TheNeXusCore9032
      @TheNeXusCore9032 8 лет назад +29

      Better than James who...died.

    • @cartoonsomething1627
      @cartoonsomething1627 8 лет назад +38

      Maybe he was having one of them "male periods" I heard about

    • @TheTC
      @TheTC 8 лет назад +5

      Never woulda thought about it, but that does make sense.

    • @mastric3502
      @mastric3502 8 лет назад +2

      wowee that is indeed something that he said

    • @nightcollapse
      @nightcollapse 8 лет назад +11

      'Sure it was an accident?'

  • @leebrandon8495
    @leebrandon8495 10 лет назад +602

    > "Smallpox"
    > "one of those diseases you could ignore and it'd go away"
    What kind of former doctor are you?

    • @blasbobabbins1948
      @blasbobabbins1948 10 лет назад +76

      Maybe he was a PhD. Not a medical doctor.

    • @howdypardner6278
      @howdypardner6278 6 лет назад +63

      I was bleedin' and in pain, so overall, I would describe my condition as... "Good"

    • @eelektrosszeboss3346
      @eelektrosszeboss3346 6 лет назад +53

      Well, he is a "former" doctor.

    • @kidwolf0015
      @kidwolf0015 6 лет назад +13

      A bad one... No wonder why he stopped...

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 5 лет назад +38

      He took to the Oregon trail to escape the malpractice warrants

  • @Lawlsomedude
    @Lawlsomedude 9 лет назад +1637

    Oh my god, I just figured it out.
    The lady at the end, how she said "this river makes a good resting place." She was trying to kill Mary all along!
    SHE must have tied multiple pounds of bacon to Mary in order to make her sink in two feet of water (and waste some of the bacon).
    And remember that 'accidental' gunshot? How could Ian have shot himself? Because he didn't. *SHE DID!*
    She wanted revenge for Ian's keeping Mary alive for so long, it only made sense that she cull the head of the problem! It all makes sense!
    That, or Mary is fucking stupid.

    • @mindodadino3649
      @mindodadino3649 9 лет назад +22

      Its a ladder

    • @thebluePrincess5904
      @thebluePrincess5904 9 лет назад +5

      +Lawlsomedude but why was she trying to kill Marry in the first place?

    • @Lawlsomedude
      @Lawlsomedude 9 лет назад +17

      The Blue Knight 590 For the gold, man! It was all about the gold!

    • @ReDeadSlayer285
      @ReDeadSlayer285 9 лет назад +29

      +Lawlsomedude I thought it was about the "various other items"

    • @Lawlsomedude
      @Lawlsomedude 9 лет назад +14

      Ian Gilliland To Mary, the various other items were worth nothing more than a piece 'a wood. She was more than willing to let them float down the river. HER REVENGE WAS TOO GREAT.

  • @megasupergames
    @megasupergames 10 лет назад +819

    I bet it was Adolph doing all the accidental shooting.

    • @brendanpuig
      @brendanpuig 10 лет назад +107

      Are you sure it was an accident?

    • @forkstastenice
      @forkstastenice 9 лет назад +81

      Piece of wood

    • @madisonlewe1057
      @madisonlewe1057 9 лет назад +65

      We dont want any murderin' varmints hangin' around

    • @Linkonpark100
      @Linkonpark100 9 лет назад +36

      HELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLO

    • @FieldMarshalYT
      @FieldMarshalYT 9 лет назад +6

      Linkonpark100 Piece of Wood.

  • @undercooked_spaghettios
    @undercooked_spaghettios 9 лет назад +763

    Parents: "So how are you doing with your 50 page essay?"
    Me: "Well I'm bleeding, and in pain.... so overall I would describe my condition as, good."

    • @MasterDisaster64
      @MasterDisaster64 8 лет назад +6

      +Amanda K Are 50 page essays something people actually get assigned?

    • @MykiiMescal
      @MykiiMescal 8 лет назад +2

      +MasterDisaster64 maybe sometimes but almost never

    • @LegendsP137
      @LegendsP137 8 лет назад +8

      +MasterDisaster64 Maybe if you are some kinda doctor and you have to do a thesis.

    • @weaponkid6656
      @weaponkid6656 8 лет назад +17

      I didn't want to hear about your period

    • @deadaccountlol9189
      @deadaccountlol9189 5 лет назад +1

      @@MasterDisaster64 Do you even college

  • @lavabite
    @lavabite 10 лет назад +1487

    were not leaving until we give Ian a piece of wood.

    • @lavabite
      @lavabite 10 лет назад +123

      you know, this comment box makes for a nice resting place.

    • @iamrealatb
      @iamrealatb 10 лет назад +23

      lava bite HELLO
      HELLO
      HELLHELEHLEHEHHE

    • @lilGreenYoshi
      @lilGreenYoshi 10 лет назад +1

      ThatOneRandomGamer hi

    • @livbarnhart1605
      @livbarnhart1605 10 лет назад +53

      Are you sure it was an accident? We don't want any murderin' varmints hangin' about.

    • @TheLastRaven6
      @TheLastRaven6 10 лет назад +7

      O. Barnhart Mary almost drowned in the water. yes 2 feet of water.

  • @Narwails
    @Narwails 9 лет назад +570

    Mary: Hey-elp! Hey-elp! I'm drowning! Better use this gun as a floatation device!
    *gun fires*
    Ian: I've been shot!

    • @thezdude8512
      @thezdude8512 9 лет назад +18

      Murderin' varmints.

    • @Egalitariat-likesecretariat
      @Egalitariat-likesecretariat 9 лет назад +20

      A rattlesnake hears the shot and bites Helen!
      Helen kicks it into James, and the rattlesnake bites him to death!

    • @dusty2080
      @dusty2080 8 лет назад +11

      +HellChuggapri1 Adolf laughs at all of this.

    • @Egalitariat-likesecretariat
      @Egalitariat-likesecretariat 8 лет назад +1

      Dustywolfmaster XD
      As do all of us.

    • @dusty2080
      @dusty2080 8 лет назад +13

      The laughter gives Mildred smallpox. She immediately dies.

  • @Muffinmurdurer
    @Muffinmurdurer 10 лет назад +744

    Mary: the only human who can drown in the middle of the desert.

    • @awkwardalphawolf
      @awkwardalphawolf 10 лет назад +56

      She'd drown in her own perspiration.

    • @Cgamer-eh1nk
      @Cgamer-eh1nk 10 лет назад +5

      She'd drown in her own vomit

    • @srbprod1
      @srbprod1 10 лет назад +8

      She'd drown in her own salivation

    • @drobviously9496
      @drobviously9496 10 лет назад +8

      She'd drown in here own racist comments

    • @jumjum7392
      @jumjum7392 10 лет назад +3

      she"d drown on her oun spit

  • @antidoteee
    @antidoteee 8 лет назад +246

    "This river bank makes for a good resting place..." - That's probably why she kept almost drowning

  • @yungtown
    @yungtown 11 лет назад +182

    I never realized the Dad from Evens Stevens was on here. He was always so helpful on the show so it all makes sense. This was for sure one of your latest and greatest.

  • @TheBouncy65
    @TheBouncy65 9 лет назад +722

    Arizona Desert. Mary drowned.

    • @SparkleWolf404
      @SparkleWolf404 9 лет назад +3

      Don't act like there isn't water in Arizona. >:T

    • @slimebo1
      @slimebo1 9 лет назад +22

      Loonmight The Coyote He is talking about the desert

    • @AzureToroto
      @AzureToroto 9 лет назад

      Loonmight The Coyote Yuma has very little rain (Little inches of it), also it's hot and dry here. Perfect for those who hate constant rain falls, but horrible for people who are looking for jobs (Specially for Singles)

    • @SparkleWolf404
      @SparkleWolf404 9 лет назад

      Azure Toroto's Gaming
      There are drier places in the world, plus I don't live in Yuma

    • @AzureToroto
      @AzureToroto 9 лет назад

      Loonmight The Coyote Well, It gets quite bad here during the Summer. So hot that it's hard to walk outside the house without sweating so much. I know that the Sahara desert is drier than here, but it's still renown for unemployment specially for Singles.

  • @noblewolf155
    @noblewolf155 10 лет назад +888

    Magikarp used splash
    Marry has drowned.

    • @ajfrommillay1508
      @ajfrommillay1508 10 лет назад +36

      It's super effective!

    • @jerrycan1756
      @jerrycan1756 10 лет назад +72

      We're not leaving till Mary gets a piece of wood!
      *Mary has drowned in the wood*

    • @rud3d0gg
      @rud3d0gg 9 лет назад +3

      Nick Johnson lol xD so true

    • @bearmasksenpai1391
      @bearmasksenpai1391 9 лет назад +8

      magikarp used flop
      luke has been killed

    • @archfeymirth
      @archfeymirth 9 лет назад +3

      ***** Mary drowned in the blood.

  • @jaleneberry5318
    @jaleneberry5318 8 лет назад +367

    You know, this comment section makes for a good resting place.

    • @doggkidd
      @doggkidd 8 лет назад +19

      *nods*
      *stops for a second*
      ...
      *applause*
      _PIECE OF WOOOOOOOOOOOOD_

    • @Ratciclefan
      @Ratciclefan 8 лет назад +30

      you know, this piece of wood makes for a good piece of wood

    • @sebastianebel5167
      @sebastianebel5167 8 лет назад +5

      Juan D'Marco you sure it was an accident, we dont want any murderin' piece of wood hanging about

    • @chainswordcs
      @chainswordcs 2 года назад

      🙏

  • @XandWacky
    @XandWacky 9 лет назад +1000

    Did anyone else notice Adolph had nothing happen to him?

    • @DBZGotenStan
      @DBZGotenStan 9 лет назад +200

      +Rema McLain you sure it was an accident?

    • @RQBtv
      @RQBtv 9 лет назад +80

      +SuperDBZHPFan Piece of wood...

    • @kablooey60
      @kablooey60 9 лет назад +137

      Aldolf apparently did nothing wrong.

    • @Yonnimer
      @Yonnimer 9 лет назад +23

      +XandWacky He shoot himself

    • @SirChubbyBunny
      @SirChubbyBunny 9 лет назад +32

      +XandWacky murderin' vermint!

  • @PeanutButterGamer
    @PeanutButterGamer 11 лет назад +2320

    This makes me wanna play this game, name all my people Ian...and then let them all die.......
    Also, good video.

    • @ensignledo7593
      @ensignledo7593 11 лет назад +9

      Lol

    • @Fightgameross
      @Fightgameross 11 лет назад +158

      PBG You murderer! You already killed all of normalboots in that Rollercoaster Tycoon episode! Now you wanna kill some of hiddenblock! Well go ahead......

    • @the_budde
      @the_budde 11 лет назад +12

      Play Oregon trail, or review it, or play or review
      unfair mario, or cat mario. thnx.

    • @queckquack6298
      @queckquack6298 11 лет назад +18

      Ensign Ledo Translate? Ok. "The l"

    • @operatorcutiemarkproductio4257
      @operatorcutiemarkproductio4257 11 лет назад +13

      well, jeez PBG! never knew you hated him so much XD
      (P.S. hi :3)

  • @dylanmarsh2267
    @dylanmarsh2267 8 лет назад +156

    When I played this at school I didn't realise you could enter other towns, but neither did the teacher, I guess. All he knew how to do is re-name the file to 'Oregon Trail 5' to pretend that the school hadn't been using the same software on the same computers since 1996.

    • @clarehidalgo
      @clarehidalgo 8 лет назад +3

      +Dylan Marsh I owned Oregon trail 5. It didn't look too different.

    • @destineee6849
      @destineee6849 8 лет назад

      i had this game when I was little me and my sister played it all the time and she died a lot lol I won and only died once because of a...wait a minute...i died of a accidental gun shot!? Illuminati confirmed lol

    • @mystman1210
      @mystman1210 8 лет назад +14

      Actually, Oregon Trail 5 is the exact same game, just with some very, *very* minor tweaks.

    • @clarehidalgo
      @clarehidalgo 8 лет назад +4

      mystman12
      Like the fishing and foraging from Oregon trail 3 are in Oregon trail 5 but other wise it looks just like 2.

  • @erictheepic5019
    @erictheepic5019 9 лет назад +278

    Wait, wait, wait. What!? There's the option to litterally rub salt in the wound if you get shot... GENIUS!

    • @gamer-gs8yo
      @gamer-gs8yo 9 лет назад +46

      What? Rubbing salt in the wound is not what to when you get shot? What do you then? Clean and dress the wound?

    • @erictheepic5019
      @erictheepic5019 9 лет назад +6

      SSJ God Crazy talk!

    • @SirChubbyBunny
      @SirChubbyBunny 9 лет назад +7

      Eric The Epic Why didn't I think of that the last time I got shot. Dammit.

    • @erictheepic5019
      @erictheepic5019 9 лет назад +3

      SirChubbyBunny I'm dying of laughter, so where's the salt?!

    • @SirChubbyBunny
      @SirChubbyBunny 9 лет назад +9

      Apply some salt to that wound dammit, or this poor man is going to bleed to death!

  • @verdantmischief7092
    @verdantmischief7092 Год назад +35

    2014 really was a time ago. Can't believe I feel nostalgic for this youtube era

  • @koolandblue
    @koolandblue 10 лет назад +156

    Leaving Mildred's smallpox ridden corpse to be feasted upon by passing bears and bison proved to be the wrong decision somehow.

    • @lifeisabigfun
      @lifeisabigfun 10 лет назад

      River City Ransom profile pic, I guess? Can't remember name...

    • @billyyory1443
      @billyyory1443 10 лет назад +21

      Bison eat meat?

    • @edwinvanderhaeghen2221
      @edwinvanderhaeghen2221 10 лет назад +7

      billy yory m.bison eats a lot of buffalo

    • @nathanstrebler3331
      @nathanstrebler3331 10 лет назад +1

      Im pretty sure its not feasted its fecied upon

    • @man4437
      @man4437 10 лет назад +8

      Nathan Strebler Nope. It's feasted. Great English there bud.

  • @JFrombaugh
    @JFrombaugh 8 лет назад +141

    TV Tropes on the fact that you can almost drown in 2 feet of water:
    "Were they trying to do headstands in the middle of the bloody river???"

    • @Ratciclefan
      @Ratciclefan 8 лет назад +5

      Oh wow xD

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts 7 лет назад

      While that's all a good laugh, I read that someone drowned in a desert; he fell from exhaustion with his head in a hole.

  • @gingersnap6004
    @gingersnap6004 10 лет назад +81

    Am I the only one who thought of Dipper's line in Golf War when he said that Mary drowned in two feet water?
    Dipper: "it's two feet man; you literally can't drown!"
    *foreign mini-golf trainer falls in water face first and begins to drown*
    Dipper: "ugh, seriously man?"

  • @harubutjojo
    @harubutjojo Год назад +5

    Man, nearly a decade on and this is still comedy gold. Still cracks me up every time.

  • @LuckyPunkProd
    @LuckyPunkProd Год назад +29

    It has been 9 years since this journey, and we have yet to get an answer to one very important question:
    "You sure it was an accident?"

    • @yipyippolice
      @yipyippolice Год назад +6

      You know, this comment seems like a good restin' place

    • @sayvionwashington1939
      @sayvionwashington1939 9 месяцев назад +1

      We don't need no ratioin' vermin round here.

    • @LulledNull
      @LulledNull 6 месяцев назад +5

      piece of wood

    • @jfanny78
      @jfanny78 5 месяцев назад +1

      Piece of wood

  • @KyleHarrisonRedacted
    @KyleHarrisonRedacted 3 года назад +18

    7 years later and I still come back to this one, it's the funniest goddamned piece of wood I ever did see

  • @DrScrubbington
    @DrScrubbington 10 лет назад +290

    Drowning in 2 feet of water? What is this, Sonic 06?

    • @judacris25
      @judacris25 10 лет назад

      Mary must be part sonic from drowning in two feet of water. Nice icon tho.

    • @DrScrubbington
      @DrScrubbington 10 лет назад

      Lauren Smith She must be Elise from Sonic 06... and thanks about my profile picture :P

    • @judacris25
      @judacris25 10 лет назад

      InfinityV0rtex I know, and no prob. x3

    • @DrScrubbington
      @DrScrubbington 9 лет назад

      tri445445 It could be both. In both games you would drown in knee-deep water.

    • @SirChubbyBunny
      @SirChubbyBunny 9 лет назад +1

      InfinityV0rtex Pfft, it's not as laughable as GTA: Vice City.

  • @NintendoTransformer
    @NintendoTransformer 10 лет назад +138

    I remember we were forced to play this at school in second grade. I kept naming all my people after Mario characters and they would NOT. STOP. DYING.

    • @jacobcarver1
      @jacobcarver1 10 лет назад +62

      You sure it was an accident?

    • @danielg19901
      @danielg19901 10 лет назад

      How can i get the 3ds version

    • @FatrickAteman
      @FatrickAteman 10 лет назад +5

      Jacob Carver they probably died from "Murderin' Bowszaz"

    • @horesfan400
      @horesfan400 7 лет назад +11

      Luigi almost drowned in 2 feet of water

    • @Dreigonix
      @Dreigonix 6 лет назад +3

      MAMMA MIA

  • @danimarie1381
    @danimarie1381 9 лет назад +50

    I remember in 7th grade history we played this as a class. My teaches had it on his computer and projected it onto the white board for everyone to see. 5 of us students got to be in the party of travelers and I was one of them. Unfortunately our leader was also killed by an accidental gunshot. My person was the only one that never had anything bad happen to them. My person's status always read "good"

    • @addtracer3973
      @addtracer3973 8 лет назад +2

      +Dani Marie Are you actually Adolph? Because in the video he did not get anything bad happen to him.

    • @howdypardner6278
      @howdypardner6278 6 лет назад +5

      I was bleedin' and in pain, so overall, I would describe my condition as... "Good"

  • @HalEmmerichOtacon
    @HalEmmerichOtacon 9 лет назад +405

    Magicarp used splash.
    Mary drowned!
    It's extremely effective!

    • @HalEmmerichOtacon
      @HalEmmerichOtacon 9 лет назад +2

      ***** XD did any of em die in 2feet of water?

    • @HalEmmerichOtacon
      @HalEmmerichOtacon 9 лет назад

      ***** XD sounds fun. I'm gonna have to see if I can get this game. I love torturing npcs. >:)

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 8 лет назад

      Diabeetus used Spill Some water.
      Mary drowned!
      It did MASSIVE DAMAGE!!

    • @AJPwny
      @AJPwny 6 лет назад +2

      Dang it, Mary, you were my last Pokemon! Now I have to go home in shame knowing that I lost to a Magicarp! Not even with a k, it's just a carp!

  • @Pizzaboy609
    @Pizzaboy609 10 лет назад +400

    You stepped in a puddle, mary almost drowned.
    GODDAMMIT MARY!

    • @restinpeas1284
      @restinpeas1284 10 лет назад +20

      If that wagon member had been named Ross, I would have been incredibly amused.

    • @jadencutsinger3923
      @jadencutsinger3923 10 лет назад +39

      spit on mary she will have a stroke

    • @Professor-Badger
      @Professor-Badger 10 лет назад +37

      at least he did not create aqua man I SWEAR EVERY TIME I MAKE AQUA MAN HE DROWNS IN THE FIRST RIVER

    • @leojainen3572
      @leojainen3572 10 лет назад +3

      cody9640 ....

    • @kendallsilver2607
      @kendallsilver2607 10 лет назад +33

      Oh, Mary.
      [Drinks water]
      [Drowns]

  • @phoenixpyre5121
    @phoenixpyre5121 9 лет назад +137

    Rewatching for the hundredth time because it's funny as hell 😭😭

  • @pyrrhusofepirus8491
    @pyrrhusofepirus8491 Год назад +6

    9:06 Unironically *EVERY* game that involves travelling *NEEDS* this just for the sake of the immersion

  • @willivo8775
    @willivo8775 9 лет назад +316

    What happens to Mary when it rains...

    • @OneGrumpyCat
      @OneGrumpyCat 9 лет назад +81

      She almost drowns.

    • @joldsaway3489
      @joldsaway3489 9 лет назад +27

      +One Grumpy Cat I wouldn't be surprised if she drowned from moisture in the air.

    • @joldsaway3489
      @joldsaway3489 9 лет назад +32

      Mary would probably drown from the water in her body.

    • @Ryotaiku
      @Ryotaiku 9 лет назад +2

      +William Meowstic Plot twist: Mary is Quiet from MGSV.

    • @troyithy
      @troyithy 9 лет назад +5

      Maybe Mary is a witch and melts in water.

  • @sollin8505
    @sollin8505 2 месяца назад +2

    Apparently I have not been paying attention, because it's been 10 years and I'm still quoting "piece of wood" in that exact cadence because of this video. Astounding.

  • @TheNeXusCore9032
    @TheNeXusCore9032 9 лет назад +192

    Who else is willing to bet Mary drowned when they mourned Ian's death in the game?

    • @WingedFish66
      @WingedFish66 8 лет назад +59

      By her own tears as well.

    • @JaxontheOkay
      @JaxontheOkay 8 лет назад +4

      +Snagrio I think that's what they meant

  • @Polaris
    @Polaris 11 лет назад +188

    Ideal party members: Fred Durst, Puff Daddy, Jesus, and Abraham Lincoln.

    • @horesfan400
      @horesfan400 6 лет назад +5

      Where is the next episolde of Coin and God Mode?

    • @Chillwave6
      @Chillwave6 6 лет назад

      Did Jesus die and how did he die?

  • @QoVoCGaming
    @QoVoCGaming 9 лет назад +272

    My history professor had us watch this :) good times

    • @QoVoCGaming
      @QoVoCGaming 9 лет назад +25

      Hahahahaha yes. For western civilization , we were researching the Oregon trail

    • @MRWALLFan
      @MRWALLFan 9 лет назад +38

      +Alexander Ditimus ...damn you are lucky...

    • @QoVoCGaming
      @QoVoCGaming 9 лет назад +25

      balthazar werner this video

    • @ocass66
      @ocass66 9 лет назад +1

      +Alexander Ditimus Oh my goodness... I wonder what the principal thought of that.

    • @QoVoCGaming
      @QoVoCGaming 9 лет назад +12

      Kindle it was a college campus . I'd doubt they'd care anyways

  • @MintyZedGrimes
    @MintyZedGrimes 5 лет назад +3

    Five years later and this is still comedy gold. Love ya, Ian!

  • @ShinnAsukaYESTaylorSwiftNO
    @ShinnAsukaYESTaylorSwiftNO 3 года назад +5

    Speaking of this game, it got re-released in 2001 with new animated cutscenes and the fishing and foraging mechanics from the third edition as The Oregon Trail 5th Edition. And I just did a livestream of me playing it and beating it with a party named after Lyrical Nanoha characters tonight and it was an experience to say the least.

  • @Blackmagecat
    @Blackmagecat 10 лет назад +82

    I just don't trust a wagon party that can go through a ton of bacon in such short time.

    • @K82MKE61J
      @K82MKE61J 10 лет назад +13

      IT'S BACON MAN!!

    • @Blackmagecat
      @Blackmagecat 10 лет назад +32

      MCBraun0908 BUT YOU SAVOR IT! SAVOR AND ENJOY IT! THEY INHALED IT LIKE IT WAS AIR!

    • @jediwutgorzycki1911
      @jediwutgorzycki1911 10 лет назад

      They go three it sow fast due to be throwing it away #IHateBacon woop woop eggplant snadwitch

    • @jediwutgorzycki1911
      @jediwutgorzycki1911 10 лет назад

      Omg auto typer

    • @matthewjones6786
      @matthewjones6786 10 лет назад

      But you can trust that they have good taste. :)

  • @boiraodeorain
    @boiraodeorain Год назад +11

    hope u know every time I see a piece of wood I think “piece of wood” YEARS after seeing this video for the first time

    • @Luvizzyy
      @Luvizzyy Год назад +2

      So glad i'm not alone on this lol

  • @The8BitDuke
    @The8BitDuke 11 лет назад +19

    I think this has been my favorite episode of yours, Ian! Excellent!!

  • @Mr.Pallanza
    @Mr.Pallanza 4 года назад +7

    8:14 _"Really, Mary? Drowning in 2 feet of water??"_
    *_"I thought this was the Oregon TRAIL not the Oregon FAIL"_*
    This video may be old but this line made my sides nonexistent. Timeless masterpiece, Ian 😂😂

  • @jennyholiday88
    @jennyholiday88 3 года назад +6

    I forget how nostalgic i get for the hidden block and classic brutalmoose intros

  • @ChosenOne41
    @ChosenOne41 10 лет назад +19

    Oh god, this was hilarious. Mary downing in the fog was particularly funny.

  • @gayvervelvet
    @gayvervelvet 4 года назад +3

    I’ve come back to this vid every now and then for like the past 5 years it’s just so fuckign funny

  • @ThePinkPartyHat
    @ThePinkPartyHat 10 лет назад +134

    So my name is Mary, and I'm proud to have my name in a vi- ARRGHABLARGHHELPI'MDROWNING

    • @maliciousfemale
      @maliciousfemale 10 лет назад +33

      You sure that was an accident

    • @adamjohnston4602
      @adamjohnston4602 10 лет назад +18

      We don't want any murdering vermints about!

    • @ThePinkPartyHat
      @ThePinkPartyHat 10 лет назад +16

      Jingle lps 607 Piece of wood.

    • @judacris25
      @judacris25 10 лет назад +7

      Remember, don't give Mary a glass of water, she will drown in it.
      Also give her ONE drop of water ONE DROP, she will also drown in it.

    • @ThePinkPartyHat
      @ThePinkPartyHat 10 лет назад +8

      Lauren Smith One time it rained. I had to go to the hospital. After the IV incident, I was transferred to Sahara's desert.

  • @TornMD
    @TornMD 5 лет назад +4

    This gave me some crazy nostalgia. About 20 years or so ago, when I was in elementary school, I always loved it when we went to the computer lab. Most of the time, the teacher just forced us to play crazy boring and repetitive educational games. It felt like torture at the time, but I still enjoyed it, because it was a good chance to slack off by pretending to play the game. Sometimes, usually just once or twice a school year, we get to play Oregan Trail 2, and boy was playing that game a blast back then. Nobody in the class played anything much like it and it was lots of fun. I always remembered the hunting being so much fun, and at the same time frustrating. This was because half the time after shooting it would miss the animal when you were clearly on target.
    I remember we all used to give the characters the names of our friends and classmates playing next to us. Then when something randomly bad happened, we'd be all like "Hey! look at what happened to you!", and laughed. The teacher didn't seem very happy when she saw that I named one after her xD. This game had everyone hooked and laughing. Good times....I don't recall anybody making it to the end though. I guess it was because we never had much time to play, not to mention everyone was more preoccupied with killing off the characters.

  • @chickofmusic001
    @chickofmusic001 Год назад +2

    This was my first ever video I watched from Ian, can't exactly remember when I found his channel, but it was after finding Caddy's channel, I was a mid-late teen so it was kinda of a long time. Instantly fell in love with his channel and humor, to this day I still love the content he makes!

  • @scramblineggs8659
    @scramblineggs8659 3 года назад +5

    I've never watched Ian's old videos, and I gotta say I like his old style. His humor was a little different, and I enjoyed it. Very good video. Also he looks amazing with short hair and a shaved face.

  • @bennythemonk
    @bennythemonk 10 лет назад +91

    Mary is very dehydrated.
    *Increase Mary's fluid intake*
    *Mary drowned.*
    Damnit Mary.

  • @TCGComedy
    @TCGComedy 10 лет назад +75

    ITS RAINING!
    Mary almost drowned.

  • @S0L3SURV1V0R
    @S0L3SURV1V0R 8 лет назад +77

    A puddle. Mary almost drowned. Rain. Mary almost drowned. Piece of wood. Mary almost drowned

  • @nostalgicumbry3279
    @nostalgicumbry3279 8 лет назад +54

    You know, constantly seeing my comments here clearly tells me how addicted i am to this channel...but i thought of a way that Mary /could/ have drowned in the river. Perhaps when it tipped she some how landed face down, with 500 pounds of bacon on her head.....

    • @aviinthepast
      @aviinthepast 8 лет назад +1

      It wouldn't be fully direct to it, it would weigh maybe 14 pounds with that much bacon

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts 8 лет назад +4

      Then she has superhuman strength and shrugs off 500 pounds of bacon from her head and haphazardly swims to shore with her body underneath the water because she shrunk and now fits in a mere two feet; the water's just high enough to drown her.

    • @sockworks
      @sockworks 8 лет назад +1

      same

  • @Nitrometutorials
    @Nitrometutorials 9 лет назад +23

    "Was released to computer labs everywhere." A very true statement.

  • @thecursor123
    @thecursor123 11 лет назад +34

    Forget Ben Drowned.
    Mary Drowned is the new generation of creepypasta.

  • @seangilbert7636
    @seangilbert7636 10 лет назад +20

    I remember playing this game in fourth grade and getting SO SCARED when somebody died or got hurt

    • @dmas7749
      @dmas7749 10 лет назад +23

      It's probably partially due to the sound effect, which instantly conveys "Oh shit" to the player.

  • @kaitlinmerritt5005
    @kaitlinmerritt5005 10 лет назад

    This is legitimately one of the funniest things I have ever watched. When I showed this to my sister, she almost had an asthma attack from laughing so hard.

  • @brianhebert6152
    @brianhebert6152 Год назад +3

    Mary: Exists
    Literally any body of water: Your free trial of life has expired

  • @thezdude8512
    @thezdude8512 8 лет назад +172

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I came for "piece of wood"
    And so did you

    • @gurvmlk
      @gurvmlk 8 лет назад +3

      That's true. I saw somebody say it in the comments section of a different video, and it made me feel like watching this again.

    • @EthereallaASMR
      @EthereallaASMR 8 лет назад +6

      We don't want any murderin' varmits hangin' about.

    • @blinky5247
      @blinky5247 7 лет назад +1

      No. I came here because this comment section makes for a good resting place.

    • @howdypardner6278
      @howdypardner6278 6 лет назад

      peice of wood

  • @Exaltable
    @Exaltable 11 лет назад +5

    As someone who lives in Portland, Oregon. I didn't realize until I was much older that other states played Oregon Trail in elementary school XD

  • @toddly_enough
    @toddly_enough 11 лет назад +11

    WEEEELL that was fucking hilarious. Absolutely my favorite Brutalmoose video to-date.
    RIP Facade, I'll always remember you... or just re-watch you if I forget...

  • @PKMN37
    @PKMN37 4 года назад +2

    This is still one of my all-time favorite Brutalmoose videos.

  • @NurseValentineSG
    @NurseValentineSG 9 лет назад +173

    This comment section looks like a fine resting place.

    • @megachaosblast126
      @megachaosblast126 9 лет назад

      Hentai

    • @rred452
      @rred452 9 лет назад +2

      Nurse Valentine Piece of wood.

    • @MasterDisaster64
      @MasterDisaster64 9 лет назад +5

      Nurse Valentine Sure t'was n'accident? Accident? Accident? Accident? Accident?

    • @NurseValentineSG
      @NurseValentineSG 9 лет назад +2

      MasterDisaster64
      Piece of Wood. Wood. wood. wood.

    • @MasterDisaster64
      @MasterDisaster64 9 лет назад +1

      Nurse Valentine H'louugghh!

  • @NearChris
    @NearChris 11 лет назад +17

    I love that "You fucked up" sound effect.

  • @goodstrudel
    @goodstrudel 10 лет назад +7

    "Y'know, this river bank makes for a good resting place."
    That's deep.

  • @thanosgaming625
    @thanosgaming625 7 лет назад +14

    We need Oregon Trail: A TellTale series.

  • @brianbommarito3376
    @brianbommarito3376 3 года назад +7

    Hint: to avoid dying of accidental gunshot wounds, buy a rifle and a rifle-shotgun sheath at the beginning of the game, and always after you’re done hunting, make sure your rifle is not loaded (gun picture is broken open and waiting to reload) before you leave the hunting screen! One of the pioneers tells you that another party made the mistake of leaving a loaded rifle in the wagon, and after hitting a few bumps in the road it went off and killed a child. Stuff like this really happened on the Oregon Trail back in the day.

    • @FainthedCherry
      @FainthedCherry 3 года назад +3

      Although I won't buy, never played or heard of this game ever before years ago, thanks for the advice and time given, kind stranger!

    • @capedluna
      @capedluna 3 года назад +1

      @@FainthedCherry truly a game of its time. Loved this as a kid.

    • @anotherguy687
      @anotherguy687 3 года назад +2

      Damn, I genuinely respect this game’s attention to detail now

  • @StormDatIsApproaching
    @StormDatIsApproaching 2 месяца назад +1

    This video is such a classic. Ian is cooking with the food videos these days (ha ha) but I'd love to see how he'd review these adventure games with his more modern and avant garde editing stylem, especially after the bass pro shop video

  • @EKR640
    @EKR640 10 лет назад +48

    this channel is underated just found it and its realy good

    • @snak3y149
      @snak3y149 10 лет назад

      I agree.

    • @EKR640
      @EKR640 10 лет назад +1

      30 likes... i guess i will correct my spelling mistake...

    • @xPandamon
      @xPandamon 4 года назад

      @@EKR640 You sure take your time with it :D

    • @rr0binx
      @rr0binx 4 года назад

      @@xPandamon lol

  • @djdexcat
    @djdexcat 11 лет назад +44

    As an Oregonian, I can safely say that there isn't anything here. You should have just stayed at that river bank.

    • @nojless
      @nojless 11 лет назад

      I like your Peacock picture.

    • @djdexcat
      @djdexcat 11 лет назад

      Derp Sauce As soon as I saw that part of her ending, I knew I _had_ to have that as an avatar somewhere :P

    • @SuperSilverSerpent
      @SuperSilverSerpent 11 лет назад

      I agree with you, there is nothing here

    • @Bloodiasfire
      @Bloodiasfire 11 лет назад +1

      No! I will not deposit my rivers to earn a pitiful amount of river-interest every year! You can't make me!

    • @Eye_Of_Odin978
      @Eye_Of_Odin978 Год назад

      I mean, there's rampant crime in Portland, so there's that at least.

  • @NaveedMohebbi
    @NaveedMohebbi 11 лет назад +54

    You didn't have to go shooting yourself just because your entire crew ate all your bacon.

  • @MacyPooh196
    @MacyPooh196 9 лет назад +1

    Hearing the Oregon Trail music and remembering my mom used to play that music, I just realized my mom used to play Oregon trail...

  • @iwasadeum
    @iwasadeum Год назад +1

    Man, loved this game as a kid. Played with siblings and we'd vote on choices... Our ancestors were pioneers who settled the west in the mid 1850s, so I always felt a connection to anything pioneer/settler related. I knew my ancestors had gone through some of these things, so it always felt so real.

  • @BartelsBookshelf
    @BartelsBookshelf 9 лет назад +4

    The joke with the baby's face gets me every time.

  • @ThePribylProductions
    @ThePribylProductions 11 лет назад +27

    I remember playing this game in my elementary school.... Somehow, I ended up in California.

    • @According2Robyn
      @According2Robyn 11 лет назад +28

      Or, as we called it, "The Best Ending." The worst possible ending, of course, is if you successfully make it to Oregon.

  • @polocatfan
    @polocatfan 2 года назад +4

    Still Brutalmoose's best video

  • @lyttleton
    @lyttleton 3 года назад +2

    I still don't know why but every time I hear the Golden corral joke it cracks me up

  • @danathurmond4340
    @danathurmond4340 4 года назад +2

    I had the special edition that included a VCR tape called "West to Oregon." I still own it!

  • @burningbandit
    @burningbandit 2 года назад +3

    My favorite strategy for Oregon trail is to buy as many wagon pulling animals as i can, around 40 total, then stock up the best I can set rations to meager pace to grueling and restock when possible, making sure to save about 30 dollars for fairies and toll roads, it's just really satisfying watching that red dot go up the map st record speeds

  • @MagicMaster667
    @MagicMaster667 5 лет назад +6

    On some days, the voiceclip of the girl saying; "piece of wood" from 8:55 decides it wants to play inside my head right then.
    bUt hey, I'll take any excuse to rewatch this video for the 15th time.

  • @howdypardner6278
    @howdypardner6278 7 лет назад +5

    "I was bleedin' and in pain, so overall, I would describe my condition as... Good"

  • @TheInkPitOx
    @TheInkPitOx 7 лет назад +1

    My favorite in the series, especially its remake Oregon Trail 5, which adds elements from Oregon Trail 3.

  • @jkdeadite
    @jkdeadite 3 года назад +2

    It's really interesting to see these older videos once RUclips has run out of newer content to recommend.

  • @bassetts1899
    @bassetts1899 6 лет назад +4

    Travelling 5 miles and then resting for 2 weeks is a mood

  • @jimmyzeke13
    @jimmyzeke13 11 лет назад +12

    I enjoyed your artist's rendition of what Adolph looked like.

  • @NerdyNinja
    @NerdyNinja 8 лет назад +5

    Every time anyone says piece of wood now, I just die of laughter. Now my family thinks I'm crazy.

  • @williambrown7658
    @williambrown7658 7 лет назад

    2 years later and I still go back and watch. Always good for a laugh.

  • @TheTrout9000
    @TheTrout9000 6 лет назад

    After seeing your new content, and then watching your old content, I am not convinced Long Hair Ian hasn't just locked up Short Haired Bright Eyed Innocent Ian.

  • @djgamerfirestar601
    @djgamerfirestar601 8 лет назад +10

    Wait a minuet... 6:48...
    THAT IS CADDICARUS, ISN'T IT?!

  • @reistah5566
    @reistah5566 10 лет назад +49

    You spilled some of your water.
    Mary is drowning!
    Mary died.
    We should give her a piece of wood.
    Ian gets sawdust.
    That's good, right?

    • @adamjohnston4602
      @adamjohnston4602 10 лет назад +16

      You sure it was an accident? We don't want any murdering vermints around..

  • @SunderCR
    @SunderCR 11 лет назад +19

    I believe I lost it a little bit at "H'LOUUGGHH!"

  • @ericbeilmann3649
    @ericbeilmann3649 5 лет назад +1

    Ian's playlists makes for a good resting place.

  • @cactushedgehog1972
    @cactushedgehog1972 8 лет назад +1

    Ian yelling "Yee-haw!" is honestly one of the funniest things I've heard in a while

  • @karawithgun8148
    @karawithgun8148 6 лет назад +10

    I remember I used to play this all the time in computer class as a kid. Then my computer teacher bitched at us because most of the class including myself would just buy as much ammo as possible and spend all of class hunting.
    The computer teacher told us we weren't playing the game right and would get detention if we hunted too much lol imagine explaining that to your parents.

  • @SebbySenpai
    @SebbySenpai 11 лет назад +56

    I'd love to give you a piece of wood, Moosey.

    • @LuckyPunkProd
      @LuckyPunkProd 11 лет назад +16

      Dude! Put that thing away! There's children here!

    • @SebbySenpai
      @SebbySenpai 11 лет назад +26

      The One Man Box Office
      THERE'S ABOUT TO BE A WHOLE LOT MORE WHEN ME AND MOOSEY ARE FINISHED.

    • @monkeyscientist9913
      @monkeyscientist9913 11 лет назад +4

      ***** Moose wouldn't give you children, he hates children. Any spawn created from your consummation will be quickly forgotten.

    • @mrburke4194
      @mrburke4194 10 лет назад

      *wink*

  • @The73MPL4R
    @The73MPL4R 4 года назад +4

    It's weird going back to these videos and seeing Ian before he fully committed to the Jesus look

  • @XxSherlockianHeroxX
    @XxSherlockianHeroxX 10 лет назад +2

    This is the review I always come back to watch. I love it so much!

  • @elliegray8184
    @elliegray8184 8 лет назад

    This is seriously one of your funniest videos, playing up the absurdity of this old classic game. I love it!