Oregon Trail II - brutalmoose
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- Опубликовано: 3 фев 2014
- Gather 'round and listen to a tale 'bout some folks who just wanted to go west.
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"I was bleedin' and in pain, so overall I can say my condition is...good."
Better than James who...died.
Maybe he was having one of them "male periods" I heard about
Never woulda thought about it, but that does make sense.
wowee that is indeed something that he said
'Sure it was an accident?'
Magikarp used splash
Marry has drowned.
It's super effective!
We're not leaving till Mary gets a piece of wood!
*Mary has drowned in the wood*
Nick Johnson lol xD so true
magikarp used flop
luke has been killed
***** Mary drowned in the blood.
That riverbank does make for a good resting place.
Unless you're Mary.
Then it's a final resting place.
Whyte Raven Unless you have a piece of wood.
Whyte Raven This comment broke me.
ｐｅｉｃｅ ｏｆ ｗｏｏｄ
ｙｏｕ ｓｕｒｅ ｉｔ ｗａｓ ａｎ ａｃｃｉｄｅｎｔ?
Yuuichi Koizumi it was such a good resting place she decided to rest there, forever
Oh my god, I just figured it out.
The lady at the end, how she said "this river makes a good resting place." She was trying to kill Mary all along!
SHE must have tied multiple pounds of bacon to Mary in order to make her sink in two feet of water (and waste some of the bacon).
And remember that 'accidental' gunshot? How could Ian have shot himself? Because he didn't. *SHE DID!*
She wanted revenge for Ian's keeping Mary alive for so long, it only made sense that she cull the head of the problem! It all makes sense!
That, or Mary is fucking stupid.
Its a ladder
+Lawlsomedude but why was she trying to kill Marry in the first place?
The Blue Knight 590 For the gold, man! It was all about the gold!
+Lawlsomedude I thought it was about the "various other items"
Ian Gilliland To Mary, the various other items were worth nothing more than a piece 'a wood. She was more than willing to let them float down the river. HER REVENGE WAS TOO GREAT.
were not leaving until we give Ian a piece of wood.
you know, this comment box makes for a nice resting place.
lava bite HELLO
HELLO
HELLHELEHLEHEHHE
ThatOneRandomGamer hi
Are you sure it was an accident? We don't want any murderin' varmints hangin' about.
O. Barnhart Mary almost drowned in the water. yes 2 feet of water.
Arizona Desert. Mary drowned.
Don't act like there isn't water in Arizona. >:T
Loonmight The Coyote He is talking about the desert
Loonmight The Coyote Yuma has very little rain (Little inches of it), also it's hot and dry here. Perfect for those who hate constant rain falls, but horrible for people who are looking for jobs (Specially for Singles)
Azure Toroto's Gaming
There are drier places in the world, plus I don't live in Yuma
Loonmight The Coyote Well, It gets quite bad here during the Summer. So hot that it's hard to walk outside the house without sweating so much. I know that the Sahara desert is drier than here, but it's still renown for unemployment specially for Singles.
The storyline at the end is 10/10.
Kicked out, immediately brought to re-join, "I'm sure this isn't a ruse!" followed by "accidentally" being shot to death
DoubleATam By Adolf, probably.
Murdering varmints
Piece of wood
@@Phantomphan613 Alright, THAT... is definitely a toupee.
you know...
this riverbank makes for a good resting place
> "Smallpox"
> "one of those diseases you could ignore and it'd go away"
What kind of former doctor are you?
Maybe he was a PhD. Not a medical doctor.
I was bleedin' and in pain, so overall, I would describe my condition as... "Good"
Well, he is a "former" doctor.
A bad one... No wonder why he stopped...
He took to the Oregon trail to escape the malpractice warrants
This makes me wanna play this game, name all my people Ian...and then let them all die.......
Also, good video.
Lol
PBG You murderer! You already killed all of normalboots in that Rollercoaster Tycoon episode! Now you wanna kill some of hiddenblock! Well go ahead......
Play Oregon trail, or review it, or play or review
unfair mario, or cat mario. thnx.
Ensign Ledo Translate? Ok. "The l"
well, jeez PBG! never knew you hated him so much XD
(P.S. hi :3)
I bet it was Adolph doing all the accidental shooting.
Are you sure it was an accident?
Piece of wood
We dont want any murderin' varmints hangin' around
HELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLO
Linkonpark100 Piece of Wood.
Mary: the only human who can drown in the middle of the desert.
She'd drown in her own perspiration.
She'd drown in her own vomit
She'd drown in her own salivation
She'd drown in here own racist comments
she"d drown on her oun spit
Did anyone else notice Adolph had nothing happen to him?
+Rema McLain you sure it was an accident?
+SuperDBZHPFan Piece of wood...
Aldolf apparently did nothing wrong.
+XandWacky He shoot himself
+XandWacky murderin' vermint!
You know, this comment section makes for a good resting place.
*nods*
*stops for a second*
...
*applause*
_PIECE OF WOOOOOOOOOOOOD_
you know, this piece of wood makes for a good piece of wood
Juan D'Marco you sure it was an accident, we dont want any murderin' piece of wood hanging about
🙏
Parents: "So how are you doing with your 50 page essay?"
Me: "Well I'm bleeding, and in pain.... so overall I would describe my condition as, good."
+Amanda K Are 50 page essays something people actually get assigned?
+MasterDisaster64 maybe sometimes but almost never
+MasterDisaster64 Maybe if you are some kinda doctor and you have to do a thesis.
I didn't want to hear about your period
@@MasterDisaster64 Do you even college
Mary: Hey-elp! Hey-elp! I'm drowning! Better use this gun as a floatation device!
*gun fires*
Ian: I've been shot!
Murderin' varmints.
A rattlesnake hears the shot and bites Helen!
Helen kicks it into James, and the rattlesnake bites him to death!
+HellChuggapri1 Adolf laughs at all of this.
Dustywolfmaster XD
As do all of us.
The laughter gives Mildred smallpox. She immediately dies.
"This river bank makes for a good resting place..." - That's probably why she kept almost drowning
Maybe?
tru
She was.... suicidal? She just wanted to die somewhere very peaceful.
This river bank makes for a good resting in peace place
It has been 9 years since this journey, and we have yet to get an answer to one very important question:
"You sure it was an accident?"
You know, this comment seems like a good restin' place
We don't need no ratioin' vermin round here.
Wait, wait, wait. What!? There's the option to litterally rub salt in the wound if you get shot... GENIUS!
What? Rubbing salt in the wound is not what to when you get shot? What do you then? Clean and dress the wound?
SSJ God Crazy talk!
Eric The Epic Why didn't I think of that the last time I got shot. Dammit.
SirChubbyBunny I'm dying of laughter, so where's the salt?!
Apply some salt to that wound dammit, or this poor man is going to bleed to death!
When I played this at school I didn't realise you could enter other towns, but neither did the teacher, I guess. All he knew how to do is re-name the file to 'Oregon Trail 5' to pretend that the school hadn't been using the same software on the same computers since 1996.
+Dylan Marsh I owned Oregon trail 5. It didn't look too different.
i had this game when I was little me and my sister played it all the time and she died a lot lol I won and only died once because of a...wait a minute...i died of a accidental gun shot!? Illuminati confirmed lol
Actually, Oregon Trail 5 is the exact same game, just with some very, *very* minor tweaks.
mystman12
Like the fishing and foraging from Oregon trail 3 are in Oregon trail 5 but other wise it looks just like 2.
Drowning in 2 feet of water? What is this, Sonic 06?
Mary must be part sonic from drowning in two feet of water. Nice icon tho.
Lauren Smith She must be Elise from Sonic 06... and thanks about my profile picture :P
InfinityV0rtex I know, and no prob. x3
tri445445 It could be both. In both games you would drown in knee-deep water.
InfinityV0rtex Pfft, it's not as laughable as GTA: Vice City.
You stepped in a puddle, mary almost drowned.
GODDAMMIT MARY!
If that wagon member had been named Ross, I would have been incredibly amused.
spit on mary she will have a stroke
at least he did not create aqua man I SWEAR EVERY TIME I MAKE AQUA MAN HE DROWNS IN THE FIRST RIVER
cody9640 ....
Oh, Mary.
[Drinks water]
[Drowns]
Magicarp used splash.
Mary drowned!
It's extremely effective!
***** XD did any of em die in 2feet of water?
***** XD sounds fun. I'm gonna have to see if I can get this game. I love torturing npcs. >:)
Diabeetus used Spill Some water.
Mary drowned!
It did MASSIVE DAMAGE!!
Dang it, Mary, you were my last Pokemon! Now I have to go home in shame knowing that I lost to a Magicarp! Not even with a k, it's just a carp!
TV Tropes on the fact that you can almost drown in 2 feet of water:
"Were they trying to do headstands in the middle of the bloody river???"
Oh wow xD
While that's all a good laugh, I read that someone drowned in a desert; he fell from exhaustion with his head in a hole.
Am I the only one who thought of Dipper's line in Golf War when he said that Mary drowned in two feet water?
Dipper: "it's two feet man; you literally can't drown!"
*foreign mini-golf trainer falls in water face first and begins to drown*
Dipper: "ugh, seriously man?"
lexie jones I was thinking about too
Gravity falls :)
Leaving Mildred's smallpox ridden corpse to be feasted upon by passing bears and bison proved to be the wrong decision somehow.
River City Ransom profile pic, I guess? Can't remember name...
Bison eat meat?
billy yory m.bison eats a lot of buffalo
Im pretty sure its not feasted its fecied upon
Nathan Strebler Nope. It's feasted. Great English there bud.
I never realized the Dad from Evens Stevens was on here. He was always so helpful on the show so it all makes sense. This was for sure one of your latest and greatest.
2014 really was a time ago. Can't believe I feel nostalgic for this youtube era
Rewatching for the hundredth time because it's funny as hell 😭😭
+Phoenix breeze same
+Maya Nuñez 😎
I'd love to see him do it again, like a second playthrough
+Blargenth OMG yes
+Phoenix breeze piece of wood
I remember we were forced to play this at school in second grade. I kept naming all my people after Mario characters and they would NOT. STOP. DYING.
You sure it was an accident?
How can i get the 3ds version
Jacob Carver they probably died from "Murderin' Bowszaz"
Luigi almost drowned in 2 feet of water
MAMMA MIA
What happens to Mary when it rains...
She almost drowns.
+One Grumpy Cat I wouldn't be surprised if she drowned from moisture in the air.
Mary would probably drown from the water in her body.
+William Meowstic Plot twist: Mary is Quiet from MGSV.
Maybe Mary is a witch and melts in water.
Who else is willing to bet Mary drowned when they mourned Ian's death in the game?
By her own tears as well.
+Snagrio I think that's what they meant
My history professor had us watch this :) good times
Hahahahaha yes. For western civilization , we were researching the Oregon trail
+Alexander Ditimus ...damn you are lucky...
balthazar werner this video
+Alexander Ditimus Oh my goodness... I wonder what the principal thought of that.
Kindle it was a college campus . I'd doubt they'd care anyways
I remember in 7th grade history we played this as a class. My teaches had it on his computer and projected it onto the white board for everyone to see. 5 of us students got to be in the party of travelers and I was one of them. Unfortunately our leader was also killed by an accidental gunshot. My person was the only one that never had anything bad happen to them. My person's status always read "good"
+Dani Marie Are you actually Adolph? Because in the video he did not get anything bad happen to him.
I was bleedin' and in pain, so overall, I would describe my condition as... "Good"
This comment section looks like a fine resting place.
Hentai
Nurse Valentine Piece of wood.
Nurse Valentine Sure t'was n'accident? Accident? Accident? Accident? Accident?
MasterDisaster64
Piece of Wood. Wood. wood. wood.
Nurse Valentine H'louugghh!
9:06 Unironically *EVERY* game that involves travelling *NEEDS* this just for the sake of the immersion
7 years later and I still come back to this one, it's the funniest goddamned piece of wood I ever did see
Forget Ben Drowned.
Mary Drowned is the new generation of creepypasta.
Ideal party members: Fred Durst, Puff Daddy, Jesus, and Abraham Lincoln.
Where is the next episolde of Coin and God Mode?
Did Jesus die and how did he die?
ITS RAINING!
Mary almost drowned.
Dammit Mary...
Mary drank coffee.
Mary almost drowned.
You sure it was an accident?
We should give her a piece of wood.
Mary is sweating
Mary almost drowned
So my name is Mary, and I'm proud to have my name in a vi- ARRGHABLARGHHELPI'MDROWNING
You sure that was an accident
We don't want any murdering vermints about!
Jingle lps 607 Piece of wood.
Remember, don't give Mary a glass of water, she will drown in it.
Also give her ONE drop of water ONE DROP, she will also drown in it.
Lauren Smith One time it rained. I had to go to the hospital. After the IV incident, I was transferred to Sahara's desert.
I just don't trust a wagon party that can go through a ton of bacon in such short time.
IT'S BACON MAN!!
MCBraun0908 BUT YOU SAVOR IT! SAVOR AND ENJOY IT! THEY INHALED IT LIKE IT WAS AIR!
They go three it sow fast due to be throwing it away #IHateBacon woop woop eggplant snadwitch
Omg auto typer
But you can trust that they have good taste. :)
Mary is very dehydrated.
*Increase Mary's fluid intake*
*Mary drowned.*
Damnit Mary.
A puddle. Mary almost drowned. Rain. Mary almost drowned. Piece of wood. Mary almost drowned
8:14 _"Really, Mary? Drowning in 2 feet of water??"_
*_"I thought this was the Oregon TRAIL not the Oregon FAIL"_*
This video may be old but this line made my sides nonexistent. Timeless masterpiece, Ian 😂😂
We need Oregon Trail: A TellTale series.
Yes!
You know, constantly seeing my comments here clearly tells me how addicted i am to this channel...but i thought of a way that Mary /could/ have drowned in the river. Perhaps when it tipped she some how landed face down, with 500 pounds of bacon on her head.....
It wouldn't be fully direct to it, it would weigh maybe 14 pounds with that much bacon
Then she has superhuman strength and shrugs off 500 pounds of bacon from her head and haphazardly swims to shore with her body underneath the water because she shrunk and now fits in a mere two feet; the water's just high enough to drown her.
same
Five years later and this is still comedy gold. Love ya, Ian!
"Was released to computer labs everywhere." A very true statement.
As an Oregonian, I can safely say that there isn't anything here. You should have just stayed at that river bank.
I like your Peacock picture.
Derp Sauce As soon as I saw that part of her ending, I knew I _had_ to have that as an avatar somewhere :P
I agree with you, there is nothing here
No! I will not deposit my rivers to earn a pitiful amount of river-interest every year! You can't make me!
I mean, there's rampant crime in Portland, so there's that at least.
I love that "You fucked up" sound effect.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I came for "piece of wood"
And so did you
That's true. I saw somebody say it in the comments section of a different video, and it made me feel like watching this again.
We don't want any murderin' varmits hangin' about.
No. I came here because this comment section makes for a good resting place.
ｐｅｉｃｅ ｏｆ ｗｏｏｄ
I forget how nostalgic i get for the hidden block and classic brutalmoose intros
You didn't have to go shooting yourself just because your entire crew ate all your bacon.
Are you sure it was an accident?
Speaking of this game, it got re-released in 2001 with new animated cutscenes and the fishing and foraging mechanics from the third edition as The Oregon Trail 5th Edition. And I just did a livestream of me playing it and beating it with a party named after Lyrical Nanoha characters tonight and it was an experience to say the least.
7/10 Too much water- IGN
Mary Drowned
7/10 Too much water- Mary
Wait a minuet... 6:48...
THAT IS CADDICARUS, ISN'T IT?!
Oh god, this was hilarious. Mary downing in the fog was particularly funny.
I think this has been my favorite episode of yours, Ian! Excellent!!
I came back here because of Oregon Trail 3
Same
Same Same
Same Same Same.3.
Doing a trail games marathon
Same here!
Man, nearly a decade on and this is still comedy gold. Still cracks me up every time.
I remember playing this game in my elementary school.... Somehow, I ended up in California.
Or, as we called it, "The Best Ending." The worst possible ending, of course, is if you successfully make it to Oregon.
Diggin' the 'do.
I remember playing this game in fourth grade and getting SO SCARED when somebody died or got hurt
It's probably partially due to the sound effect, which instantly conveys "Oh shit" to the player.
You spilled some of your water.
Mary is drowning!
Mary died.
We should give her a piece of wood.
Ian gets sawdust.
That's good, right?
You sure it was an accident? We don't want any murdering vermints around..
You Sure It Was An Accident?
Accident!! (Sonic Shuffle anyone?)
HeroBrine352 XD I laughed so hard at that
HeroBrine352 LOL
in before PressFartToContinue
omg,DoesAThing? My life is complete,please answer..
DoesAThing DoesAComment
***** Please answer? Yes I am DoesAThing. You are welcome my child.
DoesAThing I'm not entirely sure who you are, but hello, Mr./Ms. thing.
Devin Venneman DoesAThing makes video game cartoon animation stuff
The joke with the baby's face gets me every time.
I've never watched Ian's old videos, and I gotta say I like his old style. His humor was a little different, and I enjoyed it. Very good video. Also he looks amazing with short hair and a shaved face.
Hint: to avoid dying of accidental gunshot wounds, buy a rifle and a rifle-shotgun sheath at the beginning of the game, and always after you’re done hunting, make sure your rifle is not loaded (gun picture is broken open and waiting to reload) before you leave the hunting screen! One of the pioneers tells you that another party made the mistake of leaving a loaded rifle in the wagon, and after hitting a few bumps in the road it went off and killed a child. Stuff like this really happened on the Oregon Trail back in the day.
Although I won't buy, never played or heard of this game ever before years ago, thanks for the advice and time given, kind stranger!
@@FainthedCherry truly a game of its time. Loved this as a kid.
Damn, I genuinely respect this game’s attention to detail now
this channel is underated just found it and its realy good
I agree.
30 likes... i guess i will correct my spelling mistake...
@@EKR640 You sure take your time with it :D
@@xPandamon lol
On some days, the voiceclip of the girl saying; "piece of wood" from 8:55 decides it wants to play inside my head right then.
bUt hey, I'll take any excuse to rewatch this video for the 15th time.
This gave me some crazy nostalgia. About 20 years or so ago, when I was in elementary school, I always loved it when we went to the computer lab. Most of the time, the teacher just forced us to play crazy boring and repetitive educational games. It felt like torture at the time, but I still enjoyed it, because it was a good chance to slack off by pretending to play the game. Sometimes, usually just once or twice a school year, we get to play Oregan Trail 2, and boy was playing that game a blast back then. Nobody in the class played anything much like it and it was lots of fun. I always remembered the hunting being so much fun, and at the same time frustrating. This was because half the time after shooting it would miss the animal when you were clearly on target.
I remember we all used to give the characters the names of our friends and classmates playing next to us. Then when something randomly bad happened, we'd be all like "Hey! look at what happened to you!", and laughed. The teacher didn't seem very happy when she saw that I named one after her xD. This game had everyone hooked and laughing. Good times....I don't recall anybody making it to the end though. I guess it was because we never had much time to play, not to mention everyone was more preoccupied with killing off the characters.
I’ve come back to this vid every now and then for like the past 5 years it’s just so fuckign funny
Still Brutalmoose's best video
Sure it was an accident accident accident? Murderin' varmants murderin' varmants murderin' varmants. Piece of wood piece of wood piece of wood.
"Y'know, this river bank makes for a good resting place."
That's deep.
I enjoyed your artist's rendition of what Adolph looked like.
This had my sides hurting from laughing so much lmbo
Same here. My cheeks hurt from laughing also
I'm not leaving here until we give you a *_peace of wood!_*
Kris Lund I'll give you a piece of wood, if you know what I mean.
High Koots Heh heh, das nasty.
Lucky you, my jaw was aching while i was trying to hold my laughter.
This is still one of my all-time favorite Brutalmoose videos.
I'd love to give you a piece of wood, Moosey.
Dude! Put that thing away! There's children here!
The One Man Box Office
THERE'S ABOUT TO BE A WHOLE LOT MORE WHEN ME AND MOOSEY ARE FINISHED.
***** Moose wouldn't give you children, he hates children. Any spawn created from your consummation will be quickly forgotten.
*wink*
Best image in my life (2:09)
Adolf iz defenetly ze funiest !
its he not she
This was my first ever video I watched from Ian, can't exactly remember when I found his channel, but it was after finding Caddy's channel, I was a mid-late teen so it was kinda of a long time. Instantly fell in love with his channel and humor, to this day I still love the content he makes!
I miss classic brutalmoose 😞
I believe I lost it a little bit at "H'LOUUGGHH!"
I'd almost bet that Mary could drown in a desert
I got many names probably from quicksand
I got many names True XD
That _can_ happen if someone falls from exhaustion with his head in a watering hole.
I remember watching this when I had Type B Influenza. Good times.
Good times, having Influenza.
don't you mean THE GRIPPE
I’ve always hated this game with its sudden pop-ins with the sharp violin queue. It triggered my anxiety when I least expected it.
I remember I used to play this all the time in computer class as a kid. Then my computer teacher bitched at us because most of the class including myself would just buy as much ammo as possible and spend all of class hunting.
The computer teacher told us we weren't playing the game right and would get detention if we hunted too much lol imagine explaining that to your parents.
WEEEELL that was fucking hilarious. Absolutely my favorite Brutalmoose video to-date.
RIP Facade, I'll always remember you... or just re-watch you if I forget...
I still don't know why but every time I hear the Golden corral joke it cracks me up
I'm surprised that Mary survived
Are you sure it was an accident?
Yes
Piece o' wood.
Luke Brown I'm shocked she didn't drown in all that fog or was killed when the wagon tipped over.
Travelling 5 miles and then resting for 2 weeks is a mood
Hopefully Mary won't drown in the comment section's miles of spam.
a few years later : MARY DIED!
Mary died of drowning
She died of drowning due to drinking a small glass of water.
Lol
Were not leaving until we give Mary a piece 'o wood!
Nigel Joshua Orbe I would give her a piece of wood.
*Gives piece o' wood*
6:13 Piece of wood
Piece of wood.
You sure it was an accident?
+IronTomato Murderin' varmints...
I hurt my leg
You know, this river bank makes for a good restin' place.
+Mike the guy I don't trust you
"Before we can do much, *the dad from Even Stevens* . . ."
I'm fucking dead
The hello part at 2:20 killed me
It's really interesting to see these older videos once RUclips has run out of newer content to recommend.
Plot twist: The only person that made it to Oregon was Adolph.
HQDefault
Actually, no one in Ian's groupmaxe it to Oregon. When they finally got rid of Ian, they went on to the next riverbank and rested there, _till the end of time..._
This video's so close to 1M views. I'm here to see it happen.
Just for reference, if you're seeing this post in the future, the current view count is 999,637.
Yay, it got 1M views overnight.