Mall Tycoon 3 - brutalmoose
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- Опубликовано: 27 окт 2014
- I mall, you mall, we all mall for mall mall.
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Игры
1:16
He's probably happy because he's the early morning cleaner, and he clocks out as soon as the mall opens.
That's how it worked for mine, anyway.
If only people realized the truly unmistakable genius that is the 3-Story Sunglasses Shack mall.
It's even better than the Game Guy store with only one item to buy! PURE GENIUS
+SpaceHamster I just found out... i wasent watching any of your videos and stumbled into brutalmoose's video
SpaceHamster f
You put the store backwards, no one could buy anything anyway
SpaceHamster a
I don't know why marathoning brutalmoose videos is such a popular procrastination activity for me, but it is.
Cause Ian if fudgin' hilarious!
Same
Because homework is boring!
Because you identify with the repair guy in this game.
Ugh me too lol.
It's a shame that they got rid of "Ian's Magical Land of A Shit Ton Of Pizza". I loved there Bitchin' Garlic Bread.
I Just Love The Name XD
ME TOO
+g33k_ d4sh PROFILE PICTURES
+g33k_ d4sh I also miss their fuck you spicy pizza
They had some decent screw you calzones too
To be fair to the zombie, the people in the mall don't really act like they possess any brains for him to eat.
That repairman is a fraud, you actually fix broken objects by hitting them with your wrench, rather than waving the wrench over the item of interest. I would know.
And you forgot the ability to upgrade objects. :D
***** These repairmen just want easy money, tricking the Mall's owner into thinking an object needs fixing when it's perfectly functional.
***** xD
Juan D'Marco I WANT A LEVEL THREE TABLE--NOW!
Wulfric the Furry Wolf **Hits the table with a wrench until it breaks** There, you have it. **thumbs up**
"Yo, Greg. I've noticed lots of zombies lately. We should set up a colony somewhere safe."
"How about that spiral mall with the clothing store? Or that spooky mall with all those pizza shops? We'd never starve!"
"Not safe enough. I say we hit the three story sunglass hut, or is that a bad idea?"
"Of course not. That place is bad ass."
"Then lets go!"
hello tealhollow 1
The fact that the zombies aren't even hostile makes this even more funny.
"Those two little hotel fuckers" is probably my new favorite quote.
You come back and hit record right now mister
Get back to work, Wallid.
blarg revow Pokemn X/E alredy for fox sake.
***** Blarg
rebecca delvalle Blarg.
Oh balrog!
I was looking forward to a horror mall. Is there no demographic for "Hell Mall Tycoon"?
On the subject of tycoon horror, what about, "Amnesia: The Financial Descent?" Or, "Clive Barker's Sp00k Tycoon?"
How's about rollerGHOSTer tycoon? Eh, eh?
I know how much roses loves puns.
Hey Roses. I've been watching you for a year or so thanks to Lazy Game Reviews.
kevin anderson Horrorcoaster Tycoon? RollorROASTER DIECoon? ...no?
You were already recording Ian. YOU WERE ALREADY RECORDING!
So close to seeing that Moose Caboose!
Read this just before the video ended, and I didn't get it. Finished the video and I get it now.
DAMMIT IAN
i em crey
Different strokes for different folks, bro.
I remember when i accidentaly released the lions when i played Zoo Tycoon as a kid. No regrets.
"accidentally"
I have Zoo Tycoon 3 or something and oh my gosh I would try to collect all the animals. at one point, I remember I was super proud of myself having wolves? and that I fixed the problem of my elephants turning pink? ( for some reason elephants would turn pink if you had a certain type of ball in their cage.. I didn't think about it, but now it seems stupid )
NO REGERTS!
I used to lock the entrance with a fence and then release all the animals with the people still inside the Zoo 😂
Are you sure it was an accident? Don't want any murderous varmints around here.
Zombies? In a mall? Dead Rising 2 ripped this game off.
Slay And this game ripped off Dawn of the Dead.
But Dead Rising 2 didn't take place in a mall...
+Not so serious Nick Yes it was.
Aiden Carnahan The first one did. Dead Rising 2 took place in Fortune City, a Las Vegas type of city.
Wooooosh
Discovering Ian's backlog of videos after you've caught up to his most recent videos is like a treasure inside of a treasure
I cannot take this game seriously. It uses comic sans.
Well it's fine Ian speaks comic sans
+Green 6017 yep
Ryan Moyer s
Excuse me I need to go check out my local Ian's Totally BITCHIN' Store...With Games really quick.
I gotta go to Music bitch
That's in the mall right next to the three story Sunglass Hut labyrinth, right? I love that place!
Island
Carter Pike I'm going to the spiral mall with that epic clothing store with obnoxiously loud music and the smell of douche cologne. Bringing food, water and a bottle to pee in just in case.
This is fucking hilarious. Damn. Pure genius.
It's Brutalmoose, what else do you expect?
I've never seen such bravery!
+Fanchus I have to agree
+Dave Mitchell the little bitches zac and Cody from hotels
Im more cornered that their using entire trays just for one pretzel
I hadn't realized that! XD
Well, sometimes people don't want to be messy on the table.
I was thinking the same thing xD
I know, usually I just walk and eat them in one hand.
When you say you want to eat there to pay restaurant taxes instead of takeout takes and let the store keep less of the money.
5:15 Put that shit on a shirt right this second.
I'm unable to sit unless someone fixes this decent looking chair that doesn't look broken at all. RIGHT NOW! I NEED TO PLACE MY TRAY OF FOOD SOMEWHERE!
Pretzels be table food, no one would ever consider walking around and eating a pretzel with their bare hands! It's just so damn logical!
I am right next to a table which looks completely fine but I won't sit down because it actually needs to be repaired. I cannot eat my Pretzels until it is fixed.
*grabs a wrench and waves it above the table*
There. Fixed it. You may now sit down.
Robo - Nidai *sits down immediately*
Oh boy now I can eat this food :3
***** Yey, me too. :3
In this life, I will own a store that gives away pictures of Freddie Mercury free with every purchase.
Then see people be like "I just came here for a CD, what the fuck?"
Day 87: I've run out of water. All hope is lost.
Everyone has either turned back or died of exhaustion and/or boredom.
It's only me and this candy bar.
No, wait, just me now.
This trip isn't even worth it.
Do I even need another shirt?
I should turn back.
Yet...
The bold words beckon me.
My purpose is clear.
SALE: 85% OFF!
And on the day he arrived the sale was already over
MCG_Raven NOOOOOO!
So is it just me or does he set the Sunglass Hut facing the wall?
No, I see it too.
The sunglasses hut is trying not to face the sun ;)
I laughed so hard then afterwards I Googled mapped your mall and decided to go. I bought a goldfish from the petmart across the street right before I went...My new pet fish didn't make it sadly and I am still stuck in your mall trying to get to the end. it's been about a week and I fear I don't have much energy left. Why you no put pretzel store halfway through! I?! I am losing energy I am almost dea......
Because pretzels would require tables, and tables give people a reason to leave. Get your shit together Tyrone
What was I thinking!
Everyone knows all tables where banned due to the outlaw of the magic wrench in 2014!
(No wrench=no table repairs)
I was a fool...could you ever forgive me?
Only if you help me destroy Caddicarus.
But he is worth a salvage! why would anyone want to hurt him?
shifty fish you are a bit fishy :D
(insert flashy screen with annoying music here with the the sentence "I have PUN" in all caps)
Are you aware that this is a Moose only sector? Caddy can suck eggs. He will suffer, via having to review another terrible game.
I thought that the zombies would be a metaphor for consumerist and capitalist society, and the desire to be 'cool', but nope. I'm expecting social commentary from mall tycoon 3....Well fuck, I've wasted my life!
CURSE YOU ZOMBIE THAT HAS NO METAPHORICAL MEANING!!!!
lol Who would think that expecting insightful social commentary from the people who made the bird shit game would be a bad idea?
I think that they were trying to reference the fact that malls are a common place for refuge in zombie movies. Source: Searching google for "mall zombie"
GamerGuy03
Dawn of the Dead did that in 1978.
Ian is the best, one of my favorite RUclipsrs !
What the fuck is up with your profile pic
Andrew Moreno I don't know if I like it or I'm just curious on what it's supposed to mean.
Freddy Fairlane >what its supposed to mean
are you that dumb
You know what is even funnier? Release all the animals, like the T-rex and lions and see ho they ea... have a good meal with the people, wait a minute, sorry, wrong Tycoon Game.
Malls were a very important part of Canadian culture in the 1980's.
I literally typed in "Brutalmoose" and expected to have missed the newest video by like a week.
How the fuck did I manage to catch it with one view?
Me too!
so Sp00py
Aren't you subscribed to him?
Yes, I am. But I have a weird habit of instead of looking at my subscriptions I just search their name instead
I'm not really sure how many I have. I usually subscribe to people randomly so I'm guessing a lot :|
at the end, he invented SCP-3008
Nah, the last thing the people think is "Holy crap am I going to die to Baldur's Gate 2 music? SWEET"
I've watched this video probably 10+ times and still enjoy it. Thank you Ian for everything you do.
You ever have outside noises influence your dreams while you're asleep? This video's in my bedtime playlist and it made me dream that I was in a new mall on opening day and for soe reason the Pope was coming by to bless it and the Mall staff was trying to keep me and two other people from trolling/annoying the Pope and his entourage. Da fuq?
That ending was genius. It was well crafted and clearly thought out. I love it. It was like putting a puzzle together, like most good jokes are. Well done.
What, you've never been to Health Nugget? Whenever I have health problems, I go there. Now I only have twenty types of brain damage, three broken arms, and a pair of sunglasses.
you grew a third arm just to break it
that's some dedication
Mall Tycoon 4 places you in the shoes of the company having to plan the demolition and redevelopment of the land afterwards.
Take a drink everytime Ian says "shit".
holy fuck
*dies from alcohol poisoning*
+Hayden Anon (dethbear) at least 7
Swear words make me giggle music BITCH!!!! Fucking nothing!!!!!!!!
Take a shit everytime Ian says "drink".
As a mall enthusiast, the game was ok, 10/10 tho- IGN
Like Skyrim with guns.
Im really curious how this moose would react to the recent hello fresh ads.
New Brutalmoose!
Best birthday ever.
Happy Birthday!
Happy freakin' birthday to you!
New JonTron too! Oh fuck yeah!
happy FUCKIN' birthday! no h8 m8!
And PGB!
1:10 did anyone notice the kid with the freakishly long arm?
Hey, for the record, I LOVE working at the mall - I love organizing and straightening and sorting and stocking and recovering, and I'm starting to enjoy register duty, too. :P
LOL!!! Such a great video.
A new video from both JonTron and Brutalmoose in the same day? Christmas certainly has come early this year.
Now Open!
*MUSIC BITCH!*
HOURS:
Weekdays: 1pm-1:20pm
Weekends: No
"...Spooky Attractions such as the floating head, zombies, and old people!"
"hello!"
BEST ENDING EVER
SPOILER: IAN TAKES OFF HIS CLOTHES
If you didn't want to be spoiled, then you shouldn't have read the comments.
That cheeky smile Moose does at the end kills me everytime
Great video Ian, I love your sense of humor :D I loled at that ending so much!
I love your mall ideas XD Particularly the three-story sunglass hut.
"is 4 stores enough for a mall"
Is it enough for a map?
Overkill says yes.
9:24 and then we see a spoiler of a game he reviews 2 years later after this one...
That last mall idea was hilarious! I literally had to stop the video to catch my breath and dry the tears of laughting so much xD You earned yourself a new subscriber!
I'd definitely shop at ᴵᵃᶰ'ˢ ᵗᵒᵗᵃᶫᶫʸ BITCHᶦᶰ' ˢᵗᵒʳᵉ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵍᵃᵐᵉˢ or Ian's Magical Land of a Shit Ton of Pizza.
9:24 Donald Trump's Real Estate Tycoon?! Oh. My. God.
+Joaco Ludzcanoff sounds good to me
yo
+Redstone_Malfunction It's actually not _that_ bad.
+Redstone_Malfunction
You get bonus money for contradicting yourself.
+Indrick Boreale you mean by deporting yourself
This is one of your funniest videos IMO. Do more like these!
The best yet! Keeping working it BrutalMoose!
HOLY CRAP!!
omg, I can't believe it, thank you so much! :D
Hilarious video btw, especially the part with the spiral mall, lol
RADIANT HISTORIA MUSIC!!! Aw yiss. Love that game.
The Weekenders still rocks. Loved your zoo tycoon video and love this! Thanks Ian ♥
this was a superb video! the reference to the weekenders, the hilarious call-back to Satan's Hell Prison From Hell Joke and of coarse the devolution of making the most absurd thing the game will allow Ian to do and then going way in depth with his description as if that's how the game works... Great Video! =)
Did anyone else notice how at 1:40 the people in the background are walking in step with the music?
Dammit, marching band changed my brain forever! I want my old mind back!
Once you march once, you can never walk again.
god, these videos aged like fine wine.
y e s
y e s
@4:16 OMG! Kudos for using the sad music from RADIANT HISTORIA! Love you BrutalMoose!
Brutalmoose, I'd like to say you were already one of my favorite RUclips commentators, just because you're one of the few people who doesn't seem to be a tool who yells all the time for lols, or too overly pretentious. But I just had to comment because you mentioned The Weekenders in your vid, that's like one of my favorite shows ever!!!
2:37. $23.50 for a preztel!!!....seems fair enough.
The game everyone wanted.....
The game everyone didn't want*
No, nobody wanted it. If they played it, their faces would be dumb
Pokemario99 Or something
I love all your Humungous Entertainment music. Feels good man.
2:18
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.
SOMEONE HELP
Tales of the abyss music at 5:23
I'm glad you know of TOTA
dude, you saved me, I was freaking out cuz I couldn't remember where I heard that song
Glad I could be of assistance
2:39 $32.50 for a PRETZEL?!!
I recognize the clip of the girl crying at 6:44 its from a video made in the 1950s about forming good habits, in which the narrator blasts Barbara mercilessly for sleeping in and not reading the cool book everyone is talking about
Guhhhh! thankyou so much moose!
i have been binging on your videos for awhile now
THANKYOU FOR HOOKING ME UP
That's an awesome "Animal Crossing" poster.
Great ending, make the ladies damp, right down to their nickers... good call.
The ladies, and probably some dudes too.
Okay i'll admit it... maybe a LIL' BIT
Definitely damp, having just wet myself laughing at Ian using the wrong size wrench to fix his iPood.
seriously its a spruce wrench not a dandelion... everyone knows that
That "Play The Game" reference... +1 Queen is amazing haha
FINALLY I've been waiting for ever for you to make a new vid they are the best I always lmao.
oh wow, Baldurs Gate theme. Respect good sir.
9/10/10/10. "Malls are good. You can visit GayManStop there." -IGNSpot
7/10 "what" -IGN
This joke really isn't funny anymore
- 10/Q IGN
***** Oh, hi Dean.
Gene Kaufman What's a Dean?
That giant spiral mall of death idea really puts the BRUTAL in your name!
XD
Here I am, back on to binge brutalmoose videos from 5 years ago, don’t know how he does it, hello from 2020
School Tycoon was by the same company. I had it growing up. It was actually a decent tycoon game. Check it out.
Everybody come and play,
Throw every last care away...
LETS GO TO THE MAAAALL, TOODAAAAAY
This person is my hero
Drew Bates Luv u too bby
3:06 that woman eating at the table has a stubble beard
As a mall janitor, you hit the nail on the head at 1.27
Random Fact: 6:03 in with Billee the Mall Planning badger is picturing my local mall in the background.
The building is called Rego Park Center in Forest Hills Queens, New York. Sadly half the stores are not there anymore.
How I knew: Live 5 min away from there
Does anyone care: .....no....
Nice
Building a mall?
Matt Damon - 1
Ian - 2.
So suck on that, Matt Damon.
Man, we were THIS close to a perfect brutalmoose video. If only he had removed his clothing! (Great video Ian! Made me laugh a lot! :D)
I JUST realized where that background music you use when you're taking about zombies is. Super Dodge Ball! I'm obsessed with that game
The most terrifying thing on that cover is the lady and the child in the background of 1:09.
1:52 COMIC SANS!!!
I love the idea of the 3 story mall with the sunglasses stand. I would buy all my sunglasses there !!
OMG the Weekenders!! That show and recess were my after school jam!
I read the title wrong 😅 I thought it was Wall tycoon 3
Trump's favorite game
+Eduardo Abarca lol
Walls
Wall Tycoon..... All the excitement of walls.
Mari-Liis Mihhailov Wall Tycoon: Fence Edition.
The tables and chairs are broken because JOHN CENA!!!
The first Brutalmoose video I saw in my subbox :3
I laughed harder than I expected to at this video, especially considering this is my second viewing. Something about a maze leading to a Sunglass Hut is very cerebral and just tickles my funny bone. Also, I enjoy his swears. Keep up the swears guy 👍
Ah, The Weekenders, back when kids shows were clever and competently made.
🫀
Love the fucking Baldur's Gate II music at 8:00
7:05 You did it. You played my favorite song. You are now my hero :3
Missed you, glad you're feeling better bro