I still can't get over how Grant was a total bro about the whole deal. He explained everything about some dead MMO to a complete stranger before leaving to go have sex with someone. What a fucking G.
Theft, rape, and murder are not reasons to call foul as they are legitimate actions in the game. But no fucking outdoors because that's just wrong, amirite?
Shiny Umbreon hey you don't want little children walking down the street and see two people doing the nasty. That would scar them unlike. theft, rape, murder, and blackmail.
I'm weirdly fascinated by its format, tbh... but I guess I just have an obsession with text-based MMOs in general. Heck, at the beginning of the video I've briefly considered trying it just to see the kind of trainwreck it was, but then it started waxing poetics about bitches and donkey anatomy, and I went "actually, I'd be better off playing a _good_ text-based game." ... Still, the animators and programmers are one thing, but you have to wonder what kind of writer sits at his desk and says "Yipee ! I've come up with three new ways to describe the skin of a fat hooker. And all in a day's work, too !" The precautions they're taking with the legalese are pretty fantastic to look at too. "Here, we've got this game where the purpose is to sex anything that moves, but it's all pretty legal, so don't sue us". That's a disturbing amount of elaboration for a silly sex game, you're right, tomoremy. I wonder what these people do for a hobby? And what's a "Sociolotron", anyway? (And still, this game is only the tip of the iceberg. I'm sure there's worse out there.)
Every MMO needs a Kellan Grant, that one neckbeard who for some reason knows every detail about this game yet doesn't use it to destroy noobs. I remember logging into Ultima for the first time, stepping out of the inn, gazing upon the lands before me, and just as I'm about to embark on my grand adventure some dude nearby barks "sup dickface?"I never could figure out whether I should have been amused or pissed.
NitroZachmo Well, given that the game takes great pains to point out that you are one of millions of people going about their daily lives, I suppose it took me down a couple notches. Which is good, because I got mugged only once before I started sticking to the main roads.
When I watched this, I was not old enough to hear this history. Now that I’m old enough to watch this, I realized younger me as a innocent 14 year old who has a habit of blurting things I’ve seen on RUclips videos out at random should not have watched this.
I was curious so I clicked one to see what it was, mostly because I could read the website under it never changed but the picture and ad did, sometimes it was 18+ only, sometimes it said fun for all and had a picture of Elsword, my fav game so I knew it was bs. What I got was wartune, it's ugly and boring (and no, there isn't anything 18+ in it as far as I cared to tell)
And so Kellan logged in and found... people? Hundreds of noobs, more educated than he'd ever seen them. By some mystery, they knew some basic techniques and before he knew it, he had more... activity than ever before. Asking from where this flood came, the name "Brutal Moose" echoed. With a Google, he found that his old apprentice had not just paid his debt, but did so with interest. Somewhere deep down, I hope that happens, just to see a smile on his perverted face. :P Peopled like this comment, so it's coming back too!
I wonder if Kellan Grant is still in the land of Sociolotron... waiting for the chosen one. I would love to see a vid titled Return to Sociolotron, But if not I can always just go find Kellan myself. :P
*And thus, DWC15 began his epic journey to find the one named Kellan, the only hope in this world of sexy MMO's with no tutorials. His path would be dangerous, but righteous. Should there be a sliver of chance to find this harbinger of information, DWC15 must first find Lulu, Kellan's partner who he, assuredly, did in the butt.*
Man... I wonder if Kellan was an actual player, or a very interactive MMO that tries to teach you how to play the game. I mean, he didn't make you pay for any of that stuff. Must have been the game's version of the "how-to" section of the game. Or maybe the game designers aren't that clever. Considering the quality of the game, and everything. Either way, I wish there was a Kellan in all MMO and multiplayer games.
You'd be surprised, Della. When I used to play Runescape and after I had done all the quests and what not, all I ever did was help others. I'd give out free armor and food, and act as a guide for many quests. It's too bad you have to download it now, though. I mean, you don't have to, but it'll lag to high shit if you try otherwise.
Gnosis If left Runescape 4/3 years ago, I love it back than but than I've ragequited and never came back because I lost almost everything during the important quest... I'm still having memories of this game like about Inadequancy, is it worth it to come back?
Bogu dzięki żem Popciosław Not really. I quit it, too. They kind of got a bit greedy and felt the need to set even more limitations on non-members. They also went through the trouble of adding a bunch of unnecessary graphic and other "upgrades" and additional add-ons that made it to a point where it wouldn't really work well unless you download it. I don't download anything, so I haven't returned to it. I'd say no, though. Like I said; more limitations, and plus the new combat system they put in is annoying as fuck. RIP Runescape
2:58 "Do you know, Murder, Theft, Rape and Blackmail are legitimate actions in game and are NOT reason to call grief." Well. This is going to be a wild ride.
in real life what would you do if a stalking murderer was behind you in the street, you roleplay yourself of the situation. I know Gross but its a choice not to be raped and I hate that word, I am sure we learned a lot in this first edition
Hi, do you know what happened to the game? I read somewhere Sociolotron 2 might be in the works, but can't find any page for it. Sorry to hear about what happened to the OG dev :(
@@ahuman9860 I dont know why he died but he sadly died. If you go on the sociolotron website you see that he is the one who created it and in the the link i send you can see some people saying their username so i assume its him.
despite the fact that this is just a sex game I really find it fun to go into dead mmos and see if anything is really still going on. sometimes you end up meeting some intresting people. sometimes you're the first person in years to come. it's overall just a fun experience for me.
Epickat it’s sobering, like maybe people actually used to crowd the game but it’s just lost its player base. It’s so interesting to think what it used to be 😢
@Epickat A lot of these sex MMOGs still require you to pay to access them, or at the very least give them your credit card details for a free trial. It's fun when they're free though.
Okay but for real, I'm pretty sure those two people are the devs. No one else is playing it, they know everything about it, and they speak in RP...I don't know how they could be anyone else.
I can assure you that those 2 were NOT dev's. The entire game was created by only 1 man!. Anyone that is a "Game Master or counselor" in Socio. have their title shown above their name. These 2 were actually just regular players that help newbies. Other people were playing the game.... Not everybody just sits looking at the locator waiting for newbies to log on. The reason others were not in sight is because Newbies begin and have a certain amount of hours they must spend in "Stratford" which is the Newbie district of the game. There are many other districts to do the other things the game has to offer. The ones that hang out most often in Stratford besides Newbs are the ones that like the game sex, or looking to help News, some looking to get them to join their gang and so on. Most people that have spent time in the game and have played for sometime know everything about the game. It's not that unusual... and to speak in RP again not unusual when after all it is a real role play game.
@@silverbells5141 Oh my god I was scrolling through the comments and I found this... I'm kinda stunned that someone who plays and knows this game actually found this video. What's it like on there? Where are all the people? Is it possible to actually seduce the guards???? Share your secrets with us, Silver Bells!!! What have you seen!?!?
@@frogfireFantasy lmao! There really are still people/players around. Most are just spending some time on the re-done( The Sims online ) called FreeSo lol. Check in on a evening weekend when many players are on. Nope you can't seduce a robotic guard,but you can the other NPC's. You can giggle and make fun of that which you don't know, but Socio.is like no other game out there,new or old. Like a good classic game board. A good real rping game doesn't need all the lights & sound..graphics fill ins,nothing happens that your actions don't cause. I don't get on often these days due to lack of time but do still have my accounts and will be there until me or it's gone lol.
Epilogue: After his first successful sexcapade, Ian Sexy then traveled back to Shola Check (aka Bitch) for a second attempt. Little did he realize that she was busy seducing a robot guard, who immediately killed Ian in a violent yet somehow titilating way. In the middle of their frisking in a private moment, Kellan and Lulu received the news of their recent companion's demise. Fearful of losing any more time with each other, the two got married the next day and continued to give guidance to the occasional newcomer. They soon had a son whom they gave the name Ian Tulips-Grant, in honor of the man who had brought them together. Kellan and Lulu feared their children growing up in such a merciless world, but found a spark of hope as soon as young Ian said his first words: "A fat belly".
Ian was probably the first person to buy this game in quite some time, even further shown by how he was the only real person. I imagine the developers were surprised to see when they got informed of a purchase after perhaps even years of there being none.
I played this game back in the day, it was clunky and awkward. Helping newbies was pretty common, the game was difficult to learn. I met a lot of people and one I still talk to today. Perhaps a decade later. I do wonder if its still going now? One of the comments said the developer passed away. There was even in game player newsletters, I would write up the "Winner Weekly" with various articles of game happenings. There were a lot of 'weird' people, but as I was playing perhaps I was one of them.
Sadly, the game is in its death throes. Since the developer's passing, there have been numerous hardware and database issues that hasn't been resolved. Unless things change, the game is slated to retire at the end of February 2022.
It's too bad such a nice guy/girl was playing a game NOBODY is playing. MMO's need more people like Kellan who aren't total assbags and actually welcome new players. I'm not saying every experienced player needs to go around furnishing every new player they see with good weapons (that was likely just a result of there being nobody in the game), but the hostility against "noobs" (wow, that is still a word) is ridiculous. Just being kind to them goes a long way. I played Tera and WoW on the regular for a long time and tried to be that sort of person, but I can't tell you how many times I've seen someone rage at a new player in the VERY FIRST instance/dungeon/raid like they're supposed to be masters of the game. It was just nice seeing an elder player trying to be civil...even in a weird ass sex mmo.
yomna ashraf I think too many players go into MMO's with this idea that because they're anonymous the world belongs to them. They can harass, pick-on, or straight up bully other members and usually have zero consequences except maybe a 6 hour ban (and that's if you're on a service with decent gmods). So, if you can do all those things and constantly get your way with no downsides why in the world would you want to be NICE? I can personally think of a lot of reasons, and it's why I've tried to help new people when asked. But I do believe the above plays a large role in why they're asshats, they know they won't get in trouble for it, so why not?
Is it sad that I got really excited when he showed the game's website? I haven't seen mid-2000s web design in a very long time, and good god is it as amazingly bad as I remember it.
The game went offline around 10:30pm EDT on 04/17/22, for any former players who wanted to know. As of now, there is no plan to relaunch the game. RIP Sociolotron. At least it will live in infamy here. :)
I know this is an old post but.... I wanted to add that I have played this game for over 12 years and it is not sketchy at all. I have never had more money taken out for my Sub than it should. Also I was given my first account free. Many of us that began there during beta and even after got to know the game creator because he is often in the chat room . Oh yeah, one more thing the game is not even paid to the game website, payments go thru a trusted internet pay system.
I originally played this game in 2006. It was an amazingly colorful and active game. It would be so busy the server wouldn't allow anyone else to log in. All those making fun of this game realize how old it is. It had a following until at least 2012. The point of this game is the risk. Anything could be stolen, there was violence, rape, murders. Yes, you could only have 2 players in London. The 3rd character you play in Hell as a Demon. Very fun game and the role play was amazing with certain people. As time went on people became too risk-averse and that is one of the things that killed it. People got tired of losing everything or having their character killed off permanently. It is a shame the game was never redeveloped into something newer. The whole game was built by one man and had a large supporting cast to help maintain it with volunteers.
PD was the guy who ran it until he passed of a heart attack. His wife knew how to start the server, but didn't know how to reset the game, problems with cc billing both eventually pulled the plug. I still have a client on a laptop
For 1 reason back when the game was first developed the laws for video games content was different in different "states & Countries. Also "21" is assumed to be more mature than teens :P
Groose Who Has Such A Noose Loose That He Will Force It Up Your Caboose when in doubt, when you think how do i escape? tilde key, kill or in this case go behind them and press k
Kellan and Lulu were likely paid players on the dev team. Nobody plays these games because once you give them your credit card info, your finances are a goner. They overcharge, or increase prices at will.
No. I actually played this game for a while paying in amazon giftcards. They actually glad to see ANY new players there, it's like new gay person in the village - they are just happy to see someone new.
Jeez, everything was leading up to mr. Kellan doing some very naughty things to our hero: Aimlessly leading Mosey around, purchasing expensive gear for him while expecting nothing in return, having him sit on a couch, leading him into a secluded room, asking him to take his clothes off *and then...!* Nice and gentlemanly equips his new gear and instructs him about building his stats. Talk about a let down...
Indeed. I'm eighteen, however: 1) This game would be legal for me to play where I live (but why would I want to? It looks pretty uninteresting). 2) There's nothing explicit in the video itself.
Just a little note,I have actually checked,and the majority of those "WARNING MALE GAMERS ONLY,or,ADDICTIVE ADULTS ONLY GAME" all lead to this mediocre mmo called league of angels.The pathetic thing is there is NOTHING adult about the game.
I have watched all of your videos in reverse order in the last month, and while they have all been extremely entertaining, this game has been the most fascinating.
This video is so old, nearly a million views, and yet... No sign of Kellen Grant. A moment of silence for a true hero. He never came to tell his tales, but he always has a part in our hearts.
Ian more than paid his debt to Kellan by ensuring his lesson would reach thousands of people and some would likely venture into the game itself, bringing new life to a once abandoned online multiplayer sex game.
I still can't get over how Grant was a total bro about the whole deal. He explained everything about some dead MMO to a complete stranger before leaving to go have sex with someone.
What a fucking G.
I hope kellan somehow managed to watch this.
he's not real, he's scripted
No way, You can't make that kinda stuff up
beavis81 woah
@@beavis5691 bullshit 4 years later
Theft, rape, and murder are not reasons to call foul as they are legitimate actions in the game.
But no fucking outdoors because that's just wrong, amirite?
Shiny Umbreon hey you don't want little children walking down the street and see two people doing the nasty. That would scar them unlike. theft, rape, murder, and blackmail.
Yes but real people who rape real people don't usually care sadly
XD
I'm surprised there's always like one guy in these old abandoned online games.
Honestly, I'd bet it was one of the devs. Who in God's name would pay 10 dollars a month to play this thing
***** WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE? (Also, how do you have internet access stuck between two pipes? Love your videos by the way.)
Maybe someone flushed a router down the toilet. I mean how do you think he got the ds and gameboy?
Alan YaKnow Mario dropped it...
Me too
The story of how Ian got a sugar daddy.
I hope Kellen Grant saw this video.
Nikanaiko yep
Every generation has a leader. Ours is Kellan Grant.
lol. yess
KELLAN GRANT FOR PREZ 2K16
Justin Noker Kellan Grant
Donald Trump
OH WAIT
Vicente Temes screen names are so deceptive ;-;
A fat belly
the fact that a group of programmers,3D modelers,and animators spent hours working to make this game unsettles me to no end
I just don't get why the didnt make a simple flash game
John Carver ah yes,but then ian wouldve never found this and we wouldnt have this glorious video
"Spent hours" yeah, like Ubisoft spent "hours" making the driving physics for Watch_Dogs.
On the bright side, they probably spent more time on implementing women into their game than Ubisoft did with their game.
I'm weirdly fascinated by its format, tbh... but I guess I just have an obsession with text-based MMOs in general. Heck, at the beginning of the video I've briefly considered trying it just to see the kind of trainwreck it was, but then it started waxing poetics about bitches and donkey anatomy, and I went "actually, I'd be better off playing a _good_ text-based game."
... Still, the animators and programmers are one thing, but you have to wonder what kind of writer sits at his desk and says "Yipee ! I've come up with three new ways to describe the skin of a fat hooker. And all in a day's work, too !" The precautions they're taking with the legalese are pretty fantastic to look at too. "Here, we've got this game where the purpose is to sex anything that moves, but it's all pretty legal, so don't sue us". That's a disturbing amount of elaboration for a silly sex game, you're right, tomoremy. I wonder what these people do for a hobby?
And what's a "Sociolotron", anyway?
(And still, this game is only the tip of the iceberg. I'm sure there's worse out there.)
Every MMO needs a Kellan Grant, that one neckbeard who for some reason knows every detail about this game yet doesn't use it to destroy noobs. I remember logging into Ultima for the first time, stepping out of the inn, gazing upon the lands before me, and just as I'm about to embark on my grand adventure some dude nearby barks "sup dickface?"I never could figure out whether I should have been amused or pissed.
I would've been amused, I mean hearin that right as you go out into the world is perfect for any start the inspiring words of "sup dickface".
NitroZachmo Well, given that the game takes great pains to point out that you are one of millions of people going about their daily lives, I suppose it took me down a couple notches. Which is good, because I got mugged only once before I started sticking to the main roads.
+Jacob Smith Wait, in the game or real life?
CtDAN1 In the game, I've fortunately avoided highwaymen in real life.
+Jacob Smith Okay, that's good to hear.
Ian: Are you old enough to hear this story?
Me: nah
Ian: ok, i trust you
Me: thanks
When I watched this, I was not old enough to hear this history. Now that I’m old enough to watch this, I realized younger me as a innocent 14 year old who has a habit of blurting things I’ve seen on RUclips videos out at random should not have watched this.
@@sugarkane1571 Honestly, I feel this comment on a deep and emotional level
I was like 12 when I first watched this video. lmao
I'm naming my first born child Kellan Grant
how about lulu tulips for a girl?
That would be perfect
Do it i approve
I'm naming my child A fat belly
Nana miki our children shall marry each other
I thought Kellan Grant was eventually going to rape Sexian, but in the end he turned out to be a stand-up gentleman.
+Robert Purdin He was an all right guy in game too.
Zach W. Lol ikr, him an all them dix... I mean pixels.
Is that like a stand-up comedian, except instead of telling jokes, he just says "You look nice today" for 10 minutes?
10:26 "Kellan leads me into a house and starts filling me in."
He cant afford it or else hell be alone in the game once again
Gotta love a girl whose buttocks are of normal strength.
We talkin early or late game normal ;)
+jettythesunfish itz u from chantelise!!!!! :3
Definetly not a person
Indeed, it is me xD
i know right. a fat belly.
You know, this fat belly makes up for a good piece of wood.
God bless you Kellan Grant, wherever you are.
+Avakadoman Sup
They will never figure out my secret identity; Oh fuck...................
+Avakadoman Hi
He's in Belfast,UK he has a Facebook
Huh... so this is what you get when you click on those obnoxious "Male gamers only" ads.
or the " to many females, men get in free"
I was curious so I clicked one to see what it was, mostly because I could read the website under it never changed but the picture and ad did, sometimes it was 18+ only, sometimes it said fun for all and had a picture of Elsword, my fav game so I knew it was bs. What I got was wartune, it's ugly and boring (and no, there isn't anything 18+ in it as far as I cared to tell)
John Carver Never saw one of those, sounds stupid
it's just "Adult gamers only".
And pretty much.
Don't ask how I know.
Or in the case of Evony, spyware with a Civilization clone.
I like how in this sex game the other players are like the nicest people ever
Post Nut Clarity
420th like let’s goooo
@@ohsnapitsdiana lel
@@Soulraven2735 yep, sounds like post nut
brutaljuice
again
Caddicarus haha! nice one caddy!
What what?
I have only this to say.
" it was ok. "
Brutalgoose
Elix
I got curious and did some Googling: Sociolotron's creator and owner died several years back, then the game died too.
Noooo pour one out for a real one
"Remember that the THIRD character you create can not be a London character but will start in Hell and cannot be resurrected"
What the...
And so Kellan logged in and found... people? Hundreds of noobs, more educated than he'd ever seen them.
By some mystery, they knew some basic techniques and before he knew it, he had more... activity than ever before. Asking from where this flood came, the name "Brutal Moose" echoed.
With a Google, he found that his old apprentice had not just paid his debt, but did so with interest.
Somewhere deep down, I hope that happens, just to see a smile on his perverted face. :P
Peopled like this comment, so it's coming back too!
If it weren't for the monthly subscription, that may actually happen, haha.
TheZENbros That's the sad twist at the end. :(
I....
I love you.
a fat belly
I want to believe
A zillion dollars says that Kellin and Tulips are the games creator(s)
That would be an interesting plot twist.
why else would they be playing, they're probably disappointed no one played their game.
Probably not creators, I put my bet on long distance couple who get their kicks on cyber fucking
Brutalmoose actually unknowingly granted Kellen's last wish by making this video in the first place.
I wonder if Kellan Grant is still in the land of Sociolotron... waiting for the chosen one.
I would love to see a vid titled Return to Sociolotron, But if not I can always just go find Kellan myself. :P
you could make that yourself, call it "Socialatron: the search for Kellen" or something.
Kellen is the Greybeard of Sociolotron, waiting for the Dragon Born to arrive.
Pattamatt1998 In their tongue he is the Dovahdick... Dragon Boner!!!
*And thus, DWC15 began his epic journey to find the one named Kellan, the only hope in this world of sexy MMO's with no tutorials. His path would be dangerous, but righteous. Should there be a sliver of chance to find this harbinger of information, DWC15 must first find Lulu, Kellan's partner who he, assuredly, did in the butt.*
C;
I still think this is one of Brutalmoose's best videos.
i think about this one every time
Man... I wonder if Kellan was an actual player, or a very interactive MMO that tries to teach you how to play the game. I mean, he didn't make you pay for any of that stuff. Must have been the game's version of the "how-to" section of the game.
Or maybe the game designers aren't that clever. Considering the quality of the game, and everything.
Either way, I wish there was a Kellan in all MMO and multiplayer games.
One game has Monks, one game has Technicians and this game has Kellan.
In every single MMO I have played there has been numerous "Kellan Grants". People always help noob players.
You'd be surprised, Della. When I used to play Runescape and after I had done all the quests and what not, all I ever did was help others. I'd give out free armor and food, and act as a guide for many quests.
It's too bad you have to download it now, though. I mean, you don't have to, but it'll lag to high shit if you try otherwise.
Gnosis
If left Runescape 4/3 years ago, I love it back than but than I've ragequited and never came back because I lost almost everything during the important quest... I'm still having memories of this game like about Inadequancy, is it worth it to come back?
Bogu dzięki żem Popciosław Not really. I quit it, too. They kind of got a bit greedy and felt the need to set even more limitations on non-members. They also went through the trouble of adding a bunch of unnecessary graphic and other "upgrades" and additional add-ons that made it to a point where it wouldn't really work well unless you download it.
I don't download anything, so I haven't returned to it. I'd say no, though. Like I said; more limitations, and plus the new combat system they put in is annoying as fuck.
RIP Runescape
I wonder if Kellan (the true Kellan, not the impostor in this comments section) knows how famous he is.
Wait....someone's pretending to be Kellan?
Yeah.
+MDXLR Videos Considering that we have people with accounts that portray them as anime characters, this is hardly surprising.
Is it weird that I want to see uncensored footage of this game? Not for sexual reasons, but just to see how ridiculous the writing is?
nope. me too. it seems pretty fucked up tbh
We have very tastes when comes to videos I guess
@ y'know what, I can respect that
2:58 "Do you know, Murder, Theft, Rape and Blackmail are legitimate actions in game and are NOT reason to call grief." Well. This is going to be a wild ride.
Not as wild as one would want.
in real life what would you do if a stalking murderer was behind you in the street, you roleplay yourself of the situation. I know Gross but its a choice not to be raped and I hate that word, I am sure we learned a lot in this first edition
yep its in the manual
Girliepie Sociolotron
This...thing has a manual?
This game is was not abandoned, sad the developer died :( R.I.P my friend.
Hi, do you know what happened to the game? I read somewhere Sociolotron 2 might be in the works, but can't find any page for it. Sorry to hear about what happened to the OG dev :(
This video cannot be six years old! My life is flashing before my eyes!
Which is better?
-A fat belly
-A piece of wood
A mountain trail bike.
A BONUS ITEM!
Pepperoni Pizza.
BONUS DUCKS!
Also, a rotund man. All hail.
ian, you did pay back kellen, WITH A VIDEO!
As a FYI, the developer of this game passed away today. As you can imagine from the quality of the game, this was created by just one person.
What's his name? Because of COVID?
@@ahuman9860 I dont know why he died but he sadly died. If you go on the sociolotron website you see that he is the one who created it and in the the link i send you can see some people saying their username so i assume its him.
@@goldenflower5035Well, that's a shame.
So, what happened to the game since?
@@MatthewCobalt No idea. Its still online and i have seen that its been taken over by a other company or people.
@@goldenflower5035 any other sociolotron related news?
despite the fact that this is just a sex game I really find it fun to go into dead mmos and see if anything is really still going on. sometimes you end up meeting some intresting people. sometimes you're the first person in years to come. it's overall just a fun experience for me.
EpickatShow sociopath is not just a sex game.. It is life!
Epickat it’s sobering, like maybe people actually used to crowd the game but it’s just lost its player base. It’s so interesting to think what it used to be 😢
Unfortunately most virtual worlds are dead or dying. I spent years on virtual worlds and MMORPGs.
@Epickat A lot of these sex MMOGs still require you to pay to access them, or at the very least give them your credit card details for a free trial. It's fun when they're free though.
Do u have any dead mmos to suggest? I love your idea!
I guess searching "BrutalMoose Sex RPG" worked.
And this video is a true masterpiece of the trade. A fat belly.
Okay but for real, I'm pretty sure those two people are the devs. No one else is playing it, they know everything about it, and they speak in RP...I don't know how they could be anyone else.
I can assure you that those 2 were NOT dev's. The entire game was created by only 1 man!. Anyone that is a "Game Master or counselor" in Socio. have their title shown above their name. These 2 were actually just regular players that help newbies. Other people were playing the game.... Not everybody just sits looking at the locator waiting for newbies to log on. The reason others were not in sight is because Newbies begin and have a certain amount of hours they must spend in "Stratford" which is the Newbie district of the game. There are many other districts to do the other things the game has to offer. The ones that hang out most often in Stratford besides Newbs are the ones that like the game sex, or looking to help News, some looking to get them to join their gang and so on. Most people that have spent time in the game and have played for sometime know everything about the game. It's not that unusual... and to speak in RP again not unusual when after all it is a real role play game.
@@silverbells5141 Oh my god I was scrolling through the comments and I found this... I'm kinda stunned that someone who plays and knows this game actually found this video. What's it like on there? Where are all the people? Is it possible to actually seduce the guards???? Share your secrets with us, Silver Bells!!! What have you seen!?!?
@@frogfireFantasy lmao! There really are still people/players around. Most are just spending some time on the re-done( The Sims online ) called FreeSo lol. Check in on a evening weekend when many players are on. Nope you can't seduce a robotic guard,but you can the other NPC's. You can giggle and make fun of that which you don't know, but Socio.is like no other game out there,new or old. Like a good classic game board. A good real rping game doesn't need all the lights & sound..graphics fill ins,nothing happens that your actions don't cause. I don't get on often these days due to lack of time but do still have my accounts and will be there until me or it's gone lol.
@@silverbells5141 you are a legend man. Saw your other comments here.
Epilogue:
After his first successful sexcapade, Ian Sexy then traveled back to Shola Check (aka Bitch) for a second attempt. Little did he realize that she was busy seducing a robot guard, who immediately killed Ian in a violent yet somehow titilating way.
In the middle of their frisking in a private moment, Kellan and Lulu received the news of their recent companion's demise. Fearful of losing any more time with each other, the two got married the next day and continued to give guidance to the occasional newcomer.
They soon had a son whom they gave the name Ian Tulips-Grant, in honor of the man who had brought them together. Kellan and Lulu feared their children growing up in such a merciless world, but found a spark of hope as soon as young Ian said his first words:
"A fat belly".
Write a novel about this. k thx
There'd better be a damn good reason why this isn't top comment.
Extremely underrated comment
Street Bitch sounds like a future username for me
+Joemoebob! I'm a dude, and I would like "street bitch" better.
@@whatsallthebrouhaha Thanks for reminding me
Hell yeah
So what you're telling me, is that while Sociolotron is a nearly dead game, it has a better community than 90% of popular MMOs.
That figures.
Horrible sex games which should not exist has more helpful players (if you met some) than good MMO games...someone should make a research about it.
Bogu dzięki żem Popciosław That's because they don't want to scare you away seeing as your the only person they can interact with.
I’ve watched this video many times over the years and every time I lose it when he starts crawling around on the ground lmao
Kellan is the last of the true Heroes. May history forever sing your name Kellan.
I bet Kellen Grant is the guy who made the game
Ian was probably the first person to buy this game in quite some time, even further shown by how he was the only real person. I imagine the developers were surprised to see when they got informed of a purchase after perhaps even years of there being none.
Wow... I'm surprised you actually admitted to having played a game like this. I guess you could say...
I've not seen such bravery!
I played this game back in the day, it was clunky and awkward. Helping newbies was pretty common, the game was difficult to learn. I met a lot of people and one I still talk to today. Perhaps a decade later. I do wonder if its still going now? One of the comments said the developer passed away. There was even in game player newsletters, I would write up the "Winner Weekly" with various articles of game happenings. There were a lot of 'weird' people, but as I was playing perhaps I was one of them.
Ever find out if the developer is okay?
@@plot6520 The developer passed away in December 2020 he was 58
@@benjaminwebster8943 damn. Thank you.
Sadly, the game is in its death throes. Since the developer's passing, there have been numerous hardware and database issues that hasn't been resolved. Unless things change, the game is slated to retire at the end of February 2022.
This comment didn't age too well, but the game is officially dark as of 04/17/22
Ian x Kellan...
...
Ian McKellen!! it all makes sense now. i don't know what, but i'll let myself think this is some sort of grand epiphany.
*takes off sunglasses* Mother of God...
MMmmm....you know, this game makes for a good, resting place.
I remember clicking off this video as a kid, I was around maybe 11 or something.
Now I am 19 years old and watching this.
It's too bad such a nice guy/girl was playing a game NOBODY is playing. MMO's need more people like Kellan who aren't total assbags and actually welcome new players. I'm not saying every experienced player needs to go around furnishing every new player they see with good weapons (that was likely just a result of there being nobody in the game), but the hostility against "noobs" (wow, that is still a word) is ridiculous. Just being kind to them goes a long way. I played Tera and WoW on the regular for a long time and tried to be that sort of person, but I can't tell you how many times I've seen someone rage at a new player in the VERY FIRST instance/dungeon/raid like they're supposed to be masters of the game. It was just nice seeing an elder player trying to be civil...even in a weird ass sex mmo.
I know right? You can find love in the weirdest of places
+Zayaan Nashrid yeah like every "pro" in wow i've met when i began playing the game was a douche bag
yomna ashraf as someone who has never touched an MMO before Mainly because of the toxicity
yomna ashraf I think too many players go into MMO's with this idea that because they're anonymous the world belongs to them. They can harass, pick-on, or straight up bully other members and usually have zero consequences except maybe a 6 hour ban (and that's if you're on a service with decent gmods). So, if you can do all those things and constantly get your way with no downsides why in the world would you want to be NICE? I can personally think of a lot of reasons, and it's why I've tried to help new people when asked. But I do believe the above plays a large role in why they're asshats, they know they won't get in trouble for it, so why not?
+Goldenkitten1 mama mya that is some complicated english i didn't understand a word so sorry :(
Part of me wishes that Brutal Moose does a part two. Just to see if maybe he can repay that favor of teaching someone how to play.
jawmuncher me too i mean he bought the game might as well
well it looks more lively than my social life...
agreed :(
tis painfully true.
Yeah :/
Is it sad that I got really excited when he showed the game's website?
I haven't seen mid-2000s web design in a very long time, and good god is it as amazingly bad as I remember it.
Kellen Grant must be very lonely.
#cri4kellen
At least he's got lulu tulips (which is probably his second account)
The game went offline around 10:30pm EDT on 04/17/22, for any former players who wanted to know.
As of now, there is no plan to relaunch the game.
RIP Sociolotron. At least it will live in infamy here. :)
I think this is honesly one of the sketchiest games ever... Why would anyone trust their money with such a creepily "default" website?
Maybe for the extremely small community? I mean, it's really extremely exclusive.
Trust me friend this is the low end of sketchy you would not believe what I have gotten into
I'm listening
For 2 years
I know this is an old post but.... I wanted to add that I have played this game for over 12 years and it is not sketchy at all. I have never had more money taken out for my Sub than it should. Also I was given my first account free. Many of us that began there during beta and even after got to know the game creator because he is often in the chat room . Oh yeah, one more thing the game is not even paid to the game website, payments go thru a trusted internet pay system.
I originally played this game in 2006. It was an amazingly colorful and active game. It would be so busy the server wouldn't allow anyone else to log in. All those making fun of this game realize how old it is. It had a following until at least 2012. The point of this game is the risk. Anything could be stolen, there was violence, rape, murders. Yes, you could only have 2 players in London. The 3rd character you play in Hell as a Demon. Very fun game and the role play was amazing with certain people. As time went on people became too risk-averse and that is one of the things that killed it. People got tired of losing everything or having their character killed off permanently. It is a shame the game was never redeveloped into something newer. The whole game was built by one man and had a large supporting cast to help maintain it with volunteers.
PD was the guy who ran it until he passed of a heart attack. His wife knew how to start the server, but didn't know how to reset the game, problems with cc billing both eventually pulled the plug. I still have a client on a laptop
Why, death boners are pretty easy to explain. If you ever lived in a world of Sociolotron, wouldn't you be very glad to finally get out of it?
This is nearly 9 years old. Surreal
God this is an awkward video to watch if you're named Kellan.
Raise your hand if you weren't 21 when you watched this
I'm off by about 6 years.
Darth R0xas I almost raised my hand, then I suddenly remembered that I am 23. What year is it even?
Kaera Neko 2232
Darth R0xas Shit.
I watched it at age 18. Close enough.
"over 21"? Do they mean 21 and over? It seems pretty arbitrary to limit it to players who are 22 and older.
+recursor94 They also said to leave if you aren't 21. So this game is for nobody?
+GamerCola That seems about right.
I just wonder why the hell it's 21 and not 18? I mean, it's silly...
For 1 reason back when the game was first developed the laws for video games content was different in different "states & Countries. Also "21" is assumed to be more mature than teens :P
"assumed".
I can't believe there are even two people in 2014 playing this game...
I can't believe people even PLAY this game.
RIP Patric Lagny ( Creator of Sociolotron )
oh shit, hes dead?
@@calentinestrider8368 Sadly yes. You can look it up.
@@goldenflower5035 And now, as of 04/17/22, his game has perished with him.
@@hiredgoon83 How sad !
Good to see that a sex RPG has a nicer community than League of Legends
oh this is just what final fantasy 14 is now
Okay.. in a world where stuff like Second Life exists... a game like this really has no purpose..
in a world where very realistic skyrim sex mods exist this is pointless
JohnnyMarsBar They tried to arrest me..
so i tried to molest them.
Groose Who Has Such A Noose Loose That He Will Force It Up Your Caboose when in doubt, when you think how do i escape? tilde key, kill or in this case go behind them and press k
in a world where porn for every type of fetish exists all games like this are pointless.
Mst3kfanatic1 plot twist, this kind of thing IS a fetish
Best Brutalmoose yet. Please do more of these, sexy MMOs are clearly an underappreciated genre if this is the average.
As far as I know, this is the average... and not only porn MMOs, every porngame are like this...
Imagine your playing runescape and someone named "Street Bitch" comes up and attacks you.
Kellan and Lulu were likely paid players on the dev team. Nobody plays these games because once you give them your credit card info, your finances are a goner. They overcharge, or increase prices at will.
No. I actually played this game for a while paying in amazon giftcards. They actually glad to see ANY new players there, it's like new gay person in the village - they are just happy to see someone new.
Давы Достали When was that?
Ian I hope you continue on your original idea to show off the sexy MMO category in the future. This was hilarious.
Watch the two players be the creators.
Is this game even still up?
+OnniManga Glad i'm not the only one who thought that. Hahahahaha. :-P
This review is gonna revive the game. Sooner or later, Brutalmoose fans are gonna be doing each other on the Internet
......
SIGN ME UP!!
Can't people just play Corruption of Champions and be happy with that?
DNIGHTLORD14
get out of here, Fenoxo
sherlockbatman I'm not Fenoxo, he's got his own channel.
Xcorruption of champions would be so cool if it was an MMO
One of the greatest videos ever posted on this platform. A true hood classic.
The overly descriptive language makes me feel uncomfortable. A fat belly.
One day, I hope Kellen finds this video. Because when that sorta shit happens on the internet, it's amusing.
Tbh I've based my DnD character on Kellen.
That sounds like a good character.
Jeez, everything was leading up to mr. Kellan doing some very naughty things to our hero:
Aimlessly leading Mosey around, purchasing expensive gear for him while expecting nothing in return,
having him sit on a couch, leading him into a secluded room, asking him to take his clothes off *and then...!*
Nice and gentlemanly equips his new gear and instructs him about building his stats.
Talk about a let down...
I was relieved....Until Ian started screwing a male NPC....
Lol a man was the only one that Ian could catch xDDDD
The one player was probably the guy who made this fucking weird game.
Probably XD
I feel like I'm not the only person younger than 21 watching this.
Indeed. I'm eighteen, however:
1) This game would be legal for me to play where I live (but why would I want to? It looks pretty uninteresting).
2) There's nothing explicit in the video itself.
+Isomer Mashups i'm 16 not super far from 18
sтαтιc ғσg Oh trust me, _I believe it._
Isomer Mashups Dattebayo
Emilee Harding I doubt there's anyone over 21 who watched this.
Who else is here in 2020 rewatching all his stuff?
Seriously, Who the fuck plays this ...
Kellan Grant for one, but who is this mysterious stranger!
A brave man selling his soul to insanity. Endure on a quest that many have never partake in. Become. The one who did it.
God dammit! You censoring all this stuff actually makes me curious!
...I'm just going to back away. D:
It shouldn't
Didn't know you hung out in more then just Game Grumps comment sections o:
Wait... Somebody.... Recognises me? :3
KingOfTheSpooks oh no its the dead marowak i don't have a sylphescope oh noes (sarcasm)
First Brutalmoose vid I saw. so glad I watched this random video 8 years ago and found one of my favorite youtubers.
Biochemistry is a sex skill? Damn I picked a good profession! :o
I wonder if Kellan is a fan of Brutalmoose...
Im going back and watching old videos and just watching Ian's hair getting shorter and shorter
Bet they put more effort on the installation, privacy policy and terms than on the actual game.
We all need a Kellan in our life.
I don't wanna grow up anymore
Just a little note,I have actually checked,and the majority of those "WARNING MALE GAMERS ONLY,or,ADDICTIVE ADULTS ONLY GAME" all lead to this mediocre mmo called league of angels.The pathetic thing is there is NOTHING adult about the game.
yeah my brother said that kind of stuff is mainly just to atract a guys attenion
They made a retsupare about those ads. It was hilarious.
All that crap was started by Evony. Then Caesary did it. Then Wartune did it. Now League Of Angels is doing it. **sigh**
I have watched all of your videos in reverse order in the last month, and while they have all been extremely entertaining, this game has been the most fascinating.
This video is so old, nearly a million views, and yet... No sign of Kellen Grant.
A moment of silence for a true hero. He never came to tell his tales, but he always has a part in our hearts.
Kellen is legit a pretty cool guy. Actually helping new players, he get's my respect.
Wait Ian... you downloaded and paid for a very suspicious and smutty game for the sake of entertaining us?
I've truly not seen such bravery.
This video needs a sequel. I love when RUclipsrs play games that I’m never gonna play.
13:17 I lost it as the Baldurs Gate 2 Throne of Bhaal music kicked in, amazing! Thanks for that golden moment, Ian!
Ian more than paid his debt to Kellan by ensuring his lesson would reach thousands of people and some would likely venture into the game itself, bringing new life to a once abandoned online multiplayer sex game.
Kellan Grant and Lulu Tulips are my OTP.
Oh how the time goes a brutally classic vid!!
I was laughing through all of this. I am SO glad I subscribed.