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  • @taithangcong4704
    @taithangcong4704 4 года назад +2618

    "Her talented mouth tells lies" is the best ringtone ever

    • @monet2766
      @monet2766 3 года назад +22

      MYEHHHHH

    • @monet2766
      @monet2766 3 года назад +18

      MYEHHHH

    • @monet2766
      @monet2766 3 года назад +10

      MYEHHHHH

    • @DrewSavo
      @DrewSavo 2 года назад +37

      I love how as the camera is paning, you can see his eyes look around immediately marking him as sus

    • @KenGutierrez01
      @KenGutierrez01 2 года назад +5

      How does he know then? XD

  • @kevinmclaughlin2594
    @kevinmclaughlin2594 3 года назад +4108

    Roger at times makes Quagmire look like a saint.

    • @marioxzzz
      @marioxzzz 2 года назад +74

      Roger is even more rapey and more of a slut but still manages to be less disturbing than Quagmire

    • @romanrules007
      @romanrules007 2 года назад +25

      @@marioxzzz because quagmire is a 60 something old man that prays on under age girls

    • @shmule1655
      @shmule1655 2 года назад +120

      but no one bats an eye at an alien

    • @M1ckTheMan
      @M1ckTheMan 2 года назад +10

      Yeah, but unlike Quagmire they actually chastise him for it when he's at his worst, whereas Quagmire openly admits to raping women and never gets punishment for it, HELL somehow he ends up chastising Brian for his behavior when Brian wasn't NEAR his worst.

    • @Dyler
      @Dyler 2 года назад +2

      At times? Roger is a mass murderer. Lol

  • @troy4328
    @troy4328 4 года назад +5943

    "I wasn't trying to make a point, I was just low on potassium."

  • @nagaking07
    @nagaking07 2 года назад +459

    0:29
    If a pure maiden is needed to ensure a bountiful corn crop, sacrificing Roger would probably lead to a generation-long famine.

    • @thomaspowell7468
      @thomaspowell7468 2 года назад +26

      And like Plauges rivaling the Black Death and Covid-19

    • @flickcentergaming680
      @flickcentergaming680 Год назад +18

      More like several thousand years of famine and disasters rivaling the plagues of Egypt.

    • @Sandux930
      @Sandux930 Год назад +3

      irish potato famine

    • @thenablade858
      @thenablade858 10 месяцев назад +8

      Sacrificing Roger subsequently leads to the apocalypse occurring

  • @cookieclimax463
    @cookieclimax463 4 года назад +5045

    "Damn it, wrong side"
    *plays with guy's lips*
    love that

  • @senkan2057
    @senkan2057 4 года назад +2532

    You missed the one when he said "sometimes a hole in the men's room stall is just a hole in the men's room stall."

    • @Zaiqahal
      @Zaiqahal 3 года назад +38

      He missed a few more than that, but whatever.

    • @gemstone6499
      @gemstone6499 3 года назад +8

      Just playing safe

  • @the_ZAMURAI
    @the_ZAMURAI 4 года назад +369

    “My jokes are what people come for; the BJ’s are shit.”

  • @WingsaberE3
    @WingsaberE3 4 года назад +3606

    Anybody else think “only 3 minutes? I thought it would be more”

    • @HippieJoe
      @HippieJoe 4 года назад +74

      lol this is only like a fraction of the bj jokes, mostly revolve around roger. I remember the one where stan grabbed a guys dick and said "for 10 bucks ill make you see heaven" and there are so many jokes from roger doing bj's that ive lost count, easily 5+ a season lol

    • @bennyboygames4195
      @bennyboygames4195 4 года назад +1

      Elliot H it is more exactly 34 seconds long

    • @Maw0
      @Maw0 4 года назад +1

      Yeah.

    • @kellymburton
      @kellymburton 4 года назад +1

      BennyBoyGames m. K m.

    • @oneangryboi408
      @oneangryboi408 4 года назад +3

      Yeah, he usually makes it last longer than that. He could finish it less than that of course, but usually they wanna make it last for at least five minutes.

  • @KoPLeaderKiactu
    @KoPLeaderKiactu 4 года назад +2647

    "Her talented mouth tells lies!"

    • @CornholioPuppetMaster
      @CornholioPuppetMaster 4 года назад +59

      KoPLeaderKiactu
      Bill Clinton says about Monica lewinsky

    • @KoPLeaderKiactu
      @KoPLeaderKiactu 4 года назад +43

      @@CornholioPuppetMaster Or Donald Trump about Stormy Daniels

    • @KoPLeaderKiactu
      @KoPLeaderKiactu 4 года назад +9

      And here comes the shit storm.

    • @RekzysTheTitan
      @RekzysTheTitan 4 года назад +12

      KoPLeaderKiactu you stirred it.

    • @trevorjohnson5213
      @trevorjohnson5213 4 года назад +13

      @@KoPLeaderKiactu Donald Trump and stormy Daniel's had consented sex and are grown adults its their business not ours. But Clinton's was different just like how Hillary called victims of rape liars.

  • @2bluntedbrxddday1k94
    @2bluntedbrxddday1k94 4 года назад +1393

    “Peter was Here” That Family Guy Reference thoughhhh

    • @SexyFace
      @SexyFace 4 года назад +18

      there are a lot of peters tho

    • @kittydollsxo189
      @kittydollsxo189 4 года назад +40

      Man thank God for you people who pay attention to detail lmao 😂

    • @CkgMeli
      @CkgMeli 4 года назад +3

      also the avengers symbol

    • @GodsFaveSim
      @GodsFaveSim 4 года назад +42

      Ckg TheMafia that A symbol actually stands for Anarchy.

    • @memeguin
      @memeguin 4 года назад +6

      @@SexyFace the 4 peters

  • @keenansudworth9969
    @keenansudworth9969 4 года назад +2284

    Roger is the representation that we have needed all along

    • @keenansudworth9969
      @keenansudworth9969 4 года назад +50

      BIG DADDY peach ok boomer

    • @xxXthekevXxx
      @xxXthekevXxx 4 года назад +3

      keenan sudworth 😂

    • @keenansudworth9969
      @keenansudworth9969 4 года назад +14

      BIG DADDY peach very big ok boomer

    • @keenansudworth9969
      @keenansudworth9969 4 года назад +28

      BIG DADDY peach that’s some big boomer energy

    • @msmltvcktl
      @msmltvcktl 4 года назад +10

      @BIG DADDY peach wasn't it Jimmy Carter who wanted to legalise weed in the 70s? I hadn't been born yet, I just enjoy reading and history.
      #okboomer #millennial #nolives

  • @Kaybug150
    @Kaybug150 3 года назад +557

    Honestly, the "low on potassium" joke is one of my favorites from any episode of "American Dad".

  • @kevincooper7781
    @kevincooper7781 4 года назад +2881

    Roger: Some road HEAD to celebrate
    Stan: *pushes roger back*

    • @CornholioPuppetMaster
      @CornholioPuppetMaster 4 года назад +9

      Heating Cooler I think that was Rogers hipster coffee shop disguise

    • @dinamosflams
      @dinamosflams 4 года назад +92

      The funniest part is How usual It has become for him.

    • @Lord123
      @Lord123 4 года назад +65

      What I find funny. The start of the show has Roger popping up from underneath Stan's driving wheel. Before he crashes the car. Lol

    • @r.e.m.outsold
      @r.e.m.outsold 4 года назад +19

      @@Lord123 maybe ur onto something 😳

    • @Harlem55
      @Harlem55 4 года назад +8

      @@r.e.m.outsold considering stan and roger had sex in a hot tub in one episode.

  • @ROMANEMPIRE69
    @ROMANEMPIRE69 4 года назад +3938

    Roger and quagmire should get together. 🤪

    • @tatehildyard5332
      @tatehildyard5332 4 года назад +369

      I’m positive that’s already a lengthy piece of slash fiction.

    • @pilotmburu
      @pilotmburu 4 года назад +176

      No. That's gay. Roger would Fuck Q-Man. However, if during his cross country flights, Q-man would probably stumble upon Rogers' glory hole. Hence, authentic plot

    • @kenmorris8219
      @kenmorris8219 4 года назад +91

      I wouldn't be surprised to see it as a random flashback on either show.

    • @alwest4472
      @alwest4472 4 года назад +40

      Quagmire would be disgusted

    • @pilotmburu
      @pilotmburu 4 года назад +42

      They did. Flavor Flave was born after.

  • @cripticpixel3415
    @cripticpixel3415 4 года назад +1625

    0:24 is Rodger dressed up as early Eminem

    • @victoriablair27
      @victoriablair27 4 года назад +33

      I loved him talking about Adam Levine that was funny

    • @skag_gully
      @skag_gully 4 года назад +68

      Thats his persona Kevin Ramage lol but yeah he does look like Eminem

    • @cheesy4582
      @cheesy4582 4 года назад +22

      Slim shady

    • @WWFAttitudeEraFreak
      @WWFAttitudeEraFreak 4 года назад +16

      I thought he looked like slim shady too

    • @diamondbelaughing9558
      @diamondbelaughing9558 4 года назад +21

      Actually I think this is from Breaking Bad. Steve is Walter White and Roger is Jesse Pinkman

  • @countrygirlokla
    @countrygirlokla 4 года назад +589

    "Im mister play it safe" ....
    *goes out and blows half the town* 🤣🤣

    • @absolutepowerchannel8980
      @absolutepowerchannel8980 4 года назад +11

      @Country girl. Do you have any similar traits with Rogers?

    • @Gouneas
      @Gouneas 3 года назад +3

      At sonic speeds as well so he can blow multiple people with multiple personas

    • @elcapitan9141
      @elcapitan9141 3 года назад +24

      @@absolutepowerchannel8980 ugh Jesus Christ dude. Do u make women uncomfortable for fun? Or are u just a creep?

    • @nkf2399
      @nkf2399 3 года назад +3

      @@elcapitan9141 he just wants to get some paint on that dry brush

    • @lorryjennifer9816
      @lorryjennifer9816 3 года назад +5

      but if half the town is male, he may have blown every male in town

  • @rrico168
    @rrico168 3 года назад +175

    “Ohhh I AM GONNA GIVE IT TO THIS GUY” 😏
    Lol Roger’s the goat 👍😂

  • @evelynnthedemoness
    @evelynnthedemoness 4 года назад +826

    Roger is such a queen

  • @pokemonchamp236
    @pokemonchamp236 3 года назад +160

    You could have included the scene from Weiner of our Discontent where Steve says "thanks again for teaching me how to tame my gag reflex" and then Francine, Hayley and Roger all day "You're welcome" in unison

  • @joshkeene8457
    @joshkeene8457 4 года назад +202

    “You on fire today Applesauce!”

  • @lawl_4llie
    @lawl_4llie 2 года назад +58

    I like how "Peter was here" is drawn on the building near the end. Nice easter egg. 😂

  • @mr.l8723
    @mr.l8723 Год назад +108

    The fact Roger called himself 😂

  • @catguy00
    @catguy00 4 года назад +108

    "Nobody said on their death bed I wish I hadn't called that truck stop phone number" - Words to live by.

  • @juanhp18
    @juanhp18 3 года назад +82

    "Within hours I was relaxed enough to look for Dimitri on my own.. "AHAHAHAAAHHAA

  • @shan3622
    @shan3622 3 года назад +74

    2:57 “Peter was here”
    I assume Peter griffin

  • @talentlaughs9696
    @talentlaughs9696 4 года назад +585

    3:00 Peter was there

  • @tomaszmintah5461
    @tomaszmintah5461 4 года назад +405

    "Wassup you need weed" ? 😹😹😹

    • @RockkoWitLoccs
      @RockkoWitLoccs 4 года назад +3

      Tomasz Mintah 😂😂😂😂💯💯

    • @gontsemakhuphula2335
      @gontsemakhuphula2335 4 года назад +5

      At 0:02 and I haven't stopped laughing

    • @yourdarkness999
      @yourdarkness999 4 года назад +2

      Fuck around and that shit might be laced with cocaine and amphetamines.

    • @RustyAShackleford
      @RustyAShackleford 4 года назад +7

      YOU ON FIYA TODAY, APPLESAUCE!

  • @TheOrangeRoad
    @TheOrangeRoad 2 года назад +25

    1:02 The transition between his arms almost perfect

  • @_OZZIE_RASCAL
    @_OZZIE_RASCAL 4 года назад +67

    1:38 His disappointment of NOT having to gobble a knob. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @Prxncessdia22
    @Prxncessdia22 3 года назад +129

    Roger was the first to wear a lace Wig that not even water can wash away😂😂😂😂
    His wigs are well glued and hold together 😂😂😂

  • @cityrat3237
    @cityrat3237 3 года назад +18

    “My jokes are what people show up for the BJ’s are Shit”
    I’m fucking dead 💀

    • @gabrielmaroto18
      @gabrielmaroto18 8 месяцев назад +1

      Have you ever had a terrible blow job? Its not funny at all 😢😊😅

  • @porobotboyxxx
    @porobotboyxxx 4 года назад +462

    Looks like we know what Roger's favorite position is.

  • @OleandyrTheGreatDragonGod
    @OleandyrTheGreatDragonGod 4 года назад +516

    Roger is my spirit animal. XD

    • @Darlingseries
      @Darlingseries 4 года назад +6

      XD RIGHHHHT

    • @18George92
      @18George92 4 года назад +9

      As in "like to blow irregardless of circumstances"? :D

    • @OleandyrTheGreatDragonGod
      @OleandyrTheGreatDragonGod 4 года назад +8

      @@18George92 Or rather that I just really like giving blowjobs. Hehe.~ That and I love dressing up in costumes and coming up with different personas. lolz

    • @MIDnightTom
      @MIDnightTom 4 года назад +8

      @@OleandyrTheGreatDragonGod I mean whatever floats your boat.......that gives out BJs

    • @user-mh9dx7nz2r
      @user-mh9dx7nz2r 4 года назад +10

      Makes sense considering you pfp.

  • @ChristianH3742
    @ChristianH3742 3 года назад +27

    2:35 I woke up everyone in my house from laughing

  • @pettykenny582
    @pettykenny582 4 года назад +69

    That is ONLY a large part of what I do! 😂😂😂 Same, Same

  • @tashadice8965
    @tashadice8965 4 года назад +55

    "Oh it was him, brown corduroys" 😂😂

  • @tallaajao7894
    @tallaajao7894 4 года назад +68

    HER TALENTED MOUTH TELL LIES!!

  • @confettiRedPill
    @confettiRedPill 4 года назад +116

    “Damn it wrong side”

  • @havingteawiththedevil
    @havingteawiththedevil 4 года назад +101

    1:19
    I mean that really wasn’t a joke. Roger was just low on potassium.

  • @jamesAk1
    @jamesAk1 4 года назад +42

    “Glory boys” 🤣🤣

  • @fableSimmer
    @fableSimmer 4 года назад +34

    The banana one is probably still my favourite. Love that episode

  • @rogersmith8386
    @rogersmith8386 3 года назад +14

    “That is only a very large part of what I do!” 😹😹😹

  • @DraconicWF
    @DraconicWF 3 года назад +18

    The fact that you can make a compilation out of this.

  • @merriame9487
    @merriame9487 2 года назад +12

    2:19 aawww our Roger loves blowing people a lot, there's no way he's bad at it 🥺

  • @jayhi5479
    @jayhi5479 4 года назад +15

    1:47 Roger was very disappointed.😔

  • @zainchherawala4574
    @zainchherawala4574 4 года назад +181

    3:00 family guy reference

  • @marleymarley8347
    @marleymarley8347 4 года назад +33

    I want roger to meet Quagmire

  • @PirateShux
    @PirateShux 3 года назад +8

    2:45 yay family guy reference

  • @pedroam7218
    @pedroam7218 2 года назад +11

    His wink whit his fist on mouth got me on tears LOL

  • @brukawitbehati9480
    @brukawitbehati9480 4 года назад +34

    The way he said it, it was all fast “What’s up you need weed” 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

  • @Jeterfan906
    @Jeterfan906 Год назад +3

    Every time I watch “Some road head to celebrate?” I always laugh

    • @malayacarey69
      @malayacarey69 10 месяцев назад

      Stan simply pushing him away 😂 the bored look on his face 😅😅😅

  • @ARKHAMASYLUM-qc7bw
    @ARKHAMASYLUM-qc7bw 4 года назад +98

    Wassup you need weed "yes"

  • @aclare9528
    @aclare9528 2 года назад +3

    “Vast network of glory boys”

  • @wolfdom5128
    @wolfdom5128 4 года назад +18

    2:53 lol Peter was here

  • @JayTee2985
    @JayTee2985 3 года назад +5

    “I wasn’t trying to make a point, I was just low on potassium.” 😂😂😂😂

  • @wintgiiabov1238
    @wintgiiabov1238 2 года назад +8

    " My jokes are what people show up for the bjs are shit "🤣

  • @godsperfectfailures796
    @godsperfectfailures796 3 года назад +119

    "And you just bought yourself a ticket to stomp"
    "But I was only paying for the blow-"
    "That was FREE"

  • @mikeyp2277
    @mikeyp2277 3 года назад +3

    Anyone know how to get ahold of Roger? It's about something completely unrelated...

  • @jacks8858
    @jacks8858 4 года назад +20

    Anyone else noticed the wall said Peter was here?

  • @LucyAshton007
    @LucyAshton007 4 года назад +36

    Can you please do a video about Steve and Snot's "special" relationship? Or about Klaus being super German?

  • @YourIngrownToenail
    @YourIngrownToenail 4 года назад +14

    Just how hot is Roger to these characters' eyes?

    • @AddictedtoAmericanDad
      @AddictedtoAmericanDad  4 года назад +5

      If you watch my “Rape Jokes” video you can see Roger has one persona the Smiths cannot See through so they look like ordinary people

  • @BubbleLolli
    @BubbleLolli 4 года назад +15

    In that last clip , the graffiti on the wall says “Peter was here” and I can’t help but feel like that was a family guy reference

  • @asalgado505
    @asalgado505 4 года назад +11

    I need a gif of roger saying “Some road head to celebrate?”

  • @gianryuelpaladin4346
    @gianryuelpaladin4346 4 года назад +6

    2:38 that "Peter was here" lol

  • @metroskinkot3447
    @metroskinkot3447 Год назад +6

    I love the part where Rodger says" the humor are what the guys are here for ,the BJ's are shit" XD

  • @christianx8761
    @christianx8761 4 года назад +16

    A compilation I didn’t know I needed 😂😂😂

  • @mightyfilm
    @mightyfilm 2 года назад +3

    This is why watching the first couple of seasons comes off quaint. Remember the two-parter where they go to Saudi Arabia and Roger didn't want to have sex with that wealthy guy who bought him?

  • @thenandnow111
    @thenandnow111 5 лет назад +80

    2:05 The sign behind Stan.
    'Take One'
    Is that a sexual innuendo, yes.
    Because they aren't in the cubicles before either Roger or Stan enter.
    Is that another sexual innuendo, yes.

    • @ItsXochitlBaby
      @ItsXochitlBaby 4 года назад +4

      Mucus 23 Mucus 23 it’s not. It’s a toilet seat cover. You should only use one hence why it says take one. It’s also meaningless since no one is taking anything in the scene. It’s also a different bathroom from the previous scene so that’s also meaningless.

    • @Dan-sb2fb
      @Dan-sb2fb 4 года назад +1

      dude what the fuck are you talking about

  • @pleasantserenity9648
    @pleasantserenity9648 Год назад +5

    I need more of Roger 🤣🤣

  • @gayisyayxox2379
    @gayisyayxox2379 4 года назад +18

    *Wassup You Need Weed?*
    It’s Just Started And I’m Losing It xD

  • @sophiethestrophie9367
    @sophiethestrophie9367 3 года назад +9

    Im so proud of my American culture

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 3 года назад +4

    "That is only a very large part of what I do."

  • @victoriadavis675
    @victoriadavis675 4 года назад +69

    Roger called him self

  • @amazingak82
    @amazingak82 2 года назад +3

    These aren't jokes he is for real 😂😂😂

  • @i8urcookie334
    @i8urcookie334 4 года назад +19

    I need wayyyy more of this 🤣

  • @rickdav8339
    @rickdav8339 4 года назад +15

    3:13 "Peter was here"

  • @annalisehamto2811
    @annalisehamto2811 3 года назад +3

    Damn it, wrong side.
    Plays with dudes lips
    Me: LMFAO! THIS IS WHY ROGER IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER FROM AMERICAN DAD!!!!! 🤣

  • @jervonbrown6
    @jervonbrown6 4 года назад +21

    3:09 Peter was here?? As in Peter Griffin?

  • @doortea5336
    @doortea5336 7 месяцев назад +1

    I love these edits man keep it up

  • @prazedplatoon6502
    @prazedplatoon6502 2 года назад +4

    2:26 it’s the renegade way..
    Proceeds to get on his knees the be a gloryhole.

  • @kittypayp2IMVU
    @kittypayp2IMVU 4 года назад +19

    you forgot 2 other moments (1) when stan ate a bucket of sand and roger was kissing him (2) when roger had a black eye and said sometimes a hole in a mens room stall is just a hole in a mens room stall

  • @l.wheels3458
    @l.wheels3458 4 года назад +20

    I wasn't making a point, I was just low on potassium.

  • @xXPurpleLoliTranceXx
    @xXPurpleLoliTranceXx 4 года назад +5

    "my jokes are what ppl glow up for, the bjs are shit" 😂

  • @aldoalda7970
    @aldoalda7970 2 года назад +1

    Pure gold channel!!!

  • @bradleyh4534
    @bradleyh4534 2 года назад +3

    Who wants some road head to celebrate?

  • @GrizzleShotz
    @GrizzleShotz 3 года назад +4

    “Some road head to celebrate” 😂

  • @snowy2619
    @snowy2619 4 года назад +9

    The intro is the best thing ever

  • @redditmama1923
    @redditmama1923 4 года назад +12

    "Peter was here" on the wall

  • @fmdof
    @fmdof 3 года назад +1

    the ad that played directly afterwards was for the Christian College GCU.

  • @Jungllboii
    @Jungllboii 4 года назад +10

    Honestly suprised. Thought there'd be more 😂

  • @ArcadeGems
    @ArcadeGems 4 года назад +5

    you on fire today apple sauce!
    LOL

  • @brizol06
    @brizol06 3 года назад +2

    Bro I’d just like to say your videos are the best compilations I’ve seen of American dad 😂🙌🏾 keep it up 🔥🔥

  • @Auris57
    @Auris57 3 года назад +6

    2:20 that got me

  • @justfreakingdye
    @justfreakingdye Год назад +2

    My friends and now use "Thanks Stan, some road head to celebrate" whenever thanking one another

  • @ebonimom6964
    @ebonimom6964 3 года назад +6

    What about the christmas episode where Roger goes to the mountain for the strongest whiskey. He asks the man to purchase some and the man says he doesnt want any money. Then roger gets on his knees and says "guess I'm gonna have to go another route"

  • @robowolfgaming8775
    @robowolfgaming8775 3 года назад +10

    Just one question. That last clip. If Roger was calling his own phone number, who the hell called him back? 🤔

  • @cmasc966
    @cmasc966 4 года назад +6

    The greatest cartoon character ever created

  • @doodie4083
    @doodie4083 4 года назад +32

    I like how it’s only Roger BJ jokes and not just BJ jokes

  • @vinzentwallbach4251
    @vinzentwallbach4251 4 года назад +23

    Does anybody know the name of the song at 1:56 ?

    • @TH3_JOK3R123
      @TH3_JOK3R123 4 года назад +4

      One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer by George Thurgood

  • @Veroveren
    @Veroveren 4 года назад +12

    he reminds me of Bianca Del Rio