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  • @p.h.i.lcongure9168
    @p.h.i.lcongure9168 4 года назад +1623

    I love how Rogers genitals change based on the episode

    • @notrob14
      @notrob14 4 года назад +89

      anything so the joke fits lmao😂

    • @nobody-tj1mv
      @nobody-tj1mv 4 года назад +43

      I love Roger's genitals.

    • @6vouces837
      @6vouces837 4 года назад +20

      Just like how the back stories of every character changes in all of his shows on every character

    • @rachelfox8108
      @rachelfox8108 4 года назад +19

      Could just be that Roger's genitals are small compared to other aliens of his species.

    • @evansageser6943
      @evansageser6943 4 года назад +74

      His species' reproductive activities are particularly strange. He appears to be hermaphroditic, in that he is capable of both impregnating and carrying young, in both cases from other species. On top of that he's also capable of asexual reproduction in the form of Rogu, though it doesn't appear as if Rogu is actually a full member of Roger's species, given the fact that he's been called a Homunculus, along with numerous quirks Rogu has that Roger has never exhibited (such as multiplying after ingesting Sugar).
      My personal guess would be that Rogu is a separate category of activity and so Roger's species is primarily sexual, and that his genitalia shifts in response to factors such as his heat cycle or other factors. (We've actually seen his chest change size when he's in a female persona, so it's possible that this is something he can control to some extent in order to complete a persona)

  • @matheusborgesv
    @matheusborgesv 3 года назад +540

    "I have no genitals"
    "It's ok, i have both"
    The best line in audiovisual history

    • @Clay3613
      @Clay3613 Год назад +8

      I wanna see it.

    • @buildertherobloxian4731
      @buildertherobloxian4731 7 месяцев назад +1

      Hey, Roger can Change his Body for Any Gender. Why do you think he Grows Breasts for his Female Personas?

    • @oolooo
      @oolooo 5 месяцев назад +4

      She is my Waifu now

    • @gameboss1092
      @gameboss1092 19 дней назад

      @@Clay3613ew

  • @darnelmcmillian3435
    @darnelmcmillian3435 4 года назад +1901

    Even I was shocked roger wasn't that artist when I first saw the episode. I mean, he plays almost every person on the show.

    • @leshmaseng3664
      @leshmaseng3664 4 года назад +12

      What's the episode

    • @cryptoscriptorium3338
      @cryptoscriptorium3338 4 года назад +105

      American Dad needs to do something similar to the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror episodes where we find out Roger crash landed on an uninhabited planet and everyone on earth is actually him.

    • @Sora-md1ye
      @Sora-md1ye 4 года назад +70

      The concerning part is that Roger thought it would be him, too. Meaning that there might be personas he lost track of. All the more serious considering Roger's violent behavior.

    • @steampunkking
      @steampunkking 4 года назад +36

      @@Sora-md1ye happened before I think the persona was named Sydney Hoffman.

    • @Z0Il
      @Z0Il 4 года назад +4

      I gotta tell ya, I was shocked too!

  • @a.r.v.o.5698
    @a.r.v.o.5698 4 года назад +646

    3:44 Hayley: Roger I'm surprised, I thought Reynolds Jasperterian was gonna be you!
    Roger: I gotta tell you, I did too...
    Hahahahahahahahahaha

    • @Drago_Whooves
      @Drago_Whooves 4 года назад +20

      kinda expect him to be the wife

    • @sprucesoultree3833
      @sprucesoultree3833 4 года назад +4

      @@Drago_Whooves I thought that too.

    • @thecowboyofdrag
      @thecowboyofdrag 3 года назад +8

      Well Roger does have an identity disorder. He's unaware of some personas existing. To the point he can keep up s realtime conversation with other people.
      ie. The time he opened up his own restaurant and he was the staff the clientele and the bum simultaneously.
      Or when the was the argentine chef in front of Francine, and then she turns around and he's back in the plane, and then back in front of her again?
      Or when he was both Roger and Francine's friend Gina at the same time.

    • @Adrian-uw8gv
      @Adrian-uw8gv 3 года назад +2

      Best part of it is that him being a dog had a relationship with his dog breeder xD

    • @drakeware655
      @drakeware655 3 года назад +4

      @@thecowboyofdrag Don't forget the time he was Sidney Huffman, who Roger forgot about for a couple of years

  • @dlxmarks
    @dlxmarks 4 года назад +432

    These really are the best edited clips of any TV series I've seen on RUclips. Always on the stated topic and comprehensive. They've shown that Roger is definitely the most complexly twisted character to come out of Fuzzy Door and maybe animation in general.

    • @jairusjackson4156
      @jairusjackson4156 4 года назад +3

      Complex no. Twisted yes!

    • @FffffffffffffffffffffffffffffL
      @FffffffffffffffffffffffffffffL 4 года назад +5

      The writers of this show really are comedic geniuses IMO

    • @Daftanemone
      @Daftanemone 2 года назад +1

      @@FffffffffffffffffffffffffffffL it’s insane how great it is compared to Family Guy.

  • @SBGersten24
    @SBGersten24 4 года назад +545

    I think another theme should be "Francine's Airhead Moments"

    • @kirakardashian8996
      @kirakardashian8996 4 года назад +8

      I agree.

    • @ashtonpitcher3835
      @ashtonpitcher3835 4 года назад +17

      There's too many for that

    • @kirakardashian8996
      @kirakardashian8996 4 года назад +6

      @@ashtonpitcher3835 😆

    • @danuk2136
      @danuk2136 4 года назад +10

      "Haleys working at a booby bar, And she's switched shifts with Tina? What's tina got to do that's so important , wait , this isn't about Tina , it's never been about tina"

  • @StabbyBen
    @StabbyBen 4 года назад +68

    "The teacher here is supposed to be the most intense and demanding instructor in all of clowning, and- shit, it's Roger, isn't it? It's gonna be Roger."
    XD

    • @himdotcom
      @himdotcom 3 года назад +5

      One of my favorite moments. 😂

  • @westminsterabbey.6916
    @westminsterabbey.6916 3 года назад +80

    1:25 one of the best lines in the entire show. It got me when I first heard it last night 😂

    • @alphathorsten5045
      @alphathorsten5045 2 года назад +2

      That line is the sign of a successful life.

    • @AM-yg9sh
      @AM-yg9sh 4 месяца назад

      LMAO classic line

    • @qinshihuang8414
      @qinshihuang8414 4 месяца назад

      imagine watching only this scene without any knowledge or context whatsoever💀

  • @fiddlerontheroof4099
    @fiddlerontheroof4099 4 года назад +93

    0:53 Stan was actually *enjoying* it for a bit, did anyone else see that?!

    • @TheNickscarface
      @TheNickscarface 4 года назад +4

      Me.

    • @danatedawg1018
      @danatedawg1018 3 года назад +20

      Roger may be an alien but he thicc

    • @Jays6926
      @Jays6926 3 года назад +3

      Stan teases him lol

    • @TortureWorld
      @TortureWorld 2 года назад +1

      I'm NOT gonna say Roger could get it... but I might've just typed it.

  • @leiagoudeau4910
    @leiagoudeau4910 4 года назад +180

    The headshot joke literally made me burst out laughing lol 😂😂😂

  • @dkm07305able
    @dkm07305able 4 года назад +461

    "That's ok, I have both." Wait what?

    • @Jingles6466
      @Jingles6466 4 года назад +41

      Intersex probably

    • @FireIsTheCIeanser
      @FireIsTheCIeanser 4 года назад +47

      Hermaphrodite?

    • @Movieslurge2
      @Movieslurge2 4 года назад +28

      *SHE SAID SHE HAS BOTH*

    • @danuk2136
      @danuk2136 4 года назад +7

      @@Movieslurge2 just like her father

    • @DgardsGaming
      @DgardsGaming 3 года назад +1

      @@danuk2136 No her father was a drinker is what she said

  • @FffffffffffffffffffffffffffffL
    @FffffffffffffffffffffffffffffL 4 года назад +772

    Haley I'm not everyone. You think I'd be a dog breeder? Like I'd hang around kennels and dogs all day? Like Id check them for fleas? Me, a dog breeder? Thats ridiculous Haley.
    I'm the dog.

    • @OTDub
      @OTDub 4 года назад +30

      Gold. 😂

    • @filipe19991
      @filipe19991 3 года назад +8

      Yes he is. He is the dog, man.

  • @nicknewton3390
    @nicknewton3390 4 года назад +55

    1:55 that thud tho

    • @babyking8258
      @babyking8258 3 года назад +3

      I love the reference

    • @One.DeSanctis.
      @One.DeSanctis. 3 года назад +3

      @@babyking8258 it's a Dirk Diggler nod, yes?

  • @danuk2136
    @danuk2136 4 года назад +21

    Missed this one .." I love watching bones, you know what watching bones gives me steve? A big throbbing smile" 🤣

  • @constantfiend9854
    @constantfiend9854 4 года назад +105

    3:34 Actually thought that there was a bug on my screen lmao

    • @Maw0
      @Maw0 4 года назад +12

      Oof. I would have shit myself.

    • @s.nifrum4580
      @s.nifrum4580 3 года назад +3

      At least it isn’t those microscopic bugs that are living on your skin right now
      I just made you itchy

  • @trickster3696
    @trickster3696 3 года назад +17

    roger has so many personas even he can't keep track of them all.

  • @shadowmage319
    @shadowmage319 3 года назад +44

    Reynolds Jasperterian, the one guy Roger wasn’t, yet had almost the exact same outfit.

  • @starcherry6814
    @starcherry6814 4 года назад +52

    Stan overdosed and nobody even flinched 😹

    • @laurene988
      @laurene988 3 года назад +3

      Probably used to it from Roger

  • @clown-cult96
    @clown-cult96 3 года назад +11

    The one I always think of is the ham society episode where Roger gets blackballed, Stan assumes that’s it, then the lights go off, a piano starts playing and Stan is visibly filled with dread.

  • @SunniDae333
    @SunniDae333 4 года назад +33

    I love this "missing media" segment

  • @westminsterabbey.6916
    @westminsterabbey.6916 3 года назад +77

    1:43 the little sounds Roger’s feet make on the floor are too cute. Such a lovely little detail. I can imagine him being squishy and slightly sticky.

  • @reyrey5259
    @reyrey5259 3 года назад +20

    "Shit its roger isn't it its gonna be roger?"

  • @kalibryan777
    @kalibryan777 3 года назад +8

    I appreciate these videos so much. Thank you for all the effort you put in to making these.

  • @cece_van
    @cece_van 4 года назад +55

    I read Roger and I click 😂😂♥️

  • @atriggstr3816
    @atriggstr3816 3 года назад +29

    I died when Roger said “I don’t have any genitalia” and they girls responded with “it’s ok I have both”

  • @salsadeheno0905
    @salsadeheno0905 4 года назад +10

    i like how u actually put work into these videos

  • @snailsaredumb9412
    @snailsaredumb9412 3 года назад +6

    If you want to talk about missing media; let's talk about the episode "i aint no holodeck boy" and how when barry says "now might be a good time to take a break" he was holding a *joint* not a lunchbox.

  • @vishnuprasad2884
    @vishnuprasad2884 3 года назад +3

    The last head shot 🤣 wrong head🤣🤣

  • @monke6776
    @monke6776 3 года назад +4

    The way Steve says “shit

  • @SirArnau
    @SirArnau 4 года назад +7

    1:52 great film and escene

  • @austinsuhr7480
    @austinsuhr7480 3 года назад +6

    It just gets a a quick mention, but Roger’s Frankie Carconi character is quite possibly his most outrageous, absolutely kills me lol

  • @RichardParker2099
    @RichardParker2099 4 года назад +6

    Gotta say love your vids..one of the best in editing and your intro is funny as hell. lol the tbs theme is great with it.
    one thing I say is you miss a few on your videos.. some of the best... but your probably saving that for a pt 2 :b otherwise congrats.

  • @99mrpogi
    @99mrpogi 4 года назад +9

    Lol. Steve exposing his ass through the rear window of the van

  • @qnzman578
    @qnzman578 4 года назад +18

    Omg! The homeless guy from the bus station is hung! But I knew that.

  • @afrieea
    @afrieea 4 года назад +15

    Without my old uncle Roi-d 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @entity5279
    @entity5279 4 года назад +18

    suggestion: claus's bowl breaking

  • @peterpaul176
    @peterpaul176 4 года назад +5

    Roger is all around us

  • @CIutchX
    @CIutchX 2 года назад +2

    I love moments like the last one where he doesn't even know if it's him as the persona or not, like when they went to the horse whisperer and he was like 'Let's just hope that for once it's not gonna be me'

  • @jorgealan997
    @jorgealan997 5 месяцев назад

    Ya con el boleto para verlos en Boulder,Colorado. Y escuchar el show y sobre todo a la mejor risa del Internet en persona.

  • @fireinthehole980
    @fireinthehole980 3 года назад

    this is the best clips of a tv series every i like how u show 1 minute on a character doing something rather 13 minutes of a character doing something for 30 seconds

  • @alfonbl8707
    @alfonbl8707 4 года назад +5

    love roger jaaa

  • @Eskey__
    @Eskey__ 4 года назад +12

    I’m the dog.............
    Love this channel.

  • @mugurlutr9208
    @mugurlutr9208 4 года назад +638

    "I have no genitals"
    -"Thats ok, I have both"
    Wait what
    Edit: 463 Likes wtf? I've never had this many likes before!

    • @MegaMackproductions
      @MegaMackproductions 4 года назад +24

      "hold up"

    • @AnthonyTNT85
      @AnthonyTNT85 4 года назад +4

      Frr

    • @SC-RGX7
      @SC-RGX7 4 года назад +2

      (• ▽ •;)

    • @52flyingbicycles
      @52flyingbicycles 3 года назад +31

      It’s a thing. Not very common but it is a thing. Sometimes the parents will “correct” the child’s genitals but intersex people have become more vocally opposed to the practice.

    • @onetallpheeesh
      @onetallpheeesh 3 года назад +12

      @@52flyingbicycles it exists. No use in shaming it. Happy people are speaking up on it.

  • @timmarapao8005
    @timmarapao8005 4 года назад +48

    Roger vs Johnny sins. Who will win?

    • @TheNickscarface
      @TheNickscarface 4 года назад +2

      Roger Sifredi

    • @nejitentenlee21
      @nejitentenlee21 4 года назад +5

      Roger is Johnny sins, how else could he pull off so many different costumes

    • @TheNickscarface
      @TheNickscarface 4 года назад

      Daniel McDonald I think Roger is Lisa Ann and Johnny Sins in the same time.

    • @TheNickscarface
      @TheNickscarface 4 года назад +3

      No, I think a lot pornstars are always Roger.

    • @TanuSharma0705
      @TanuSharma0705 3 года назад +1

      Roger

  • @ginafesta9340
    @ginafesta9340 4 года назад +35

    it funny how everyone gets excited but stop to think 'oh shit it roger in ' whatever he dress as also I bet roger is big in size he just love showing it off

  • @nativeboyseveright7081
    @nativeboyseveright7081 3 года назад +4

    1:30 that came out wrong😂

  • @MarkTaylorsVersion
    @MarkTaylorsVersion 4 года назад +14

    "They are my headshots" THE WAY I SCREAMED JDJDJSJS

  • @SpectralSlugger
    @SpectralSlugger 3 года назад +3

    theres also that time where haylee has to fight the bumper pool champion or something and its roger again

  • @marquischristopher15
    @marquischristopher15 3 года назад +2

    It was the Cher’s if I could turn back time gag for me 😭😂😭

  • @user-vk7lj8lo6f
    @user-vk7lj8lo6f 3 года назад +4

    3:35 only the ladies roger?

  • @user-vk7lj8lo6f
    @user-vk7lj8lo6f 3 года назад +3

    I mean 0:39 only the ladies roger? 😏

  • @amirriddle
    @amirriddle 4 года назад +5

    You could hold community post with the title and everyone could chime in to give you episodes. So you dont miss any for future vids

  • @dewaunwarren1
    @dewaunwarren1 3 года назад +5

    1:26 What the hell is that sentence

  • @bustosadrian
    @bustosadrian 4 года назад +5

    I know it sounds crazy... but how can I be sure Roger is not me?

  • @CaptainKnight14
    @CaptainKnight14 3 года назад +4

    Stan liked Roger twerking see closely

  • @ditto7047
    @ditto7047 3 года назад +2

    "That's okay, I have both."
    I like where this is going.

  • @carwashslayer4235
    @carwashslayer4235 4 года назад +4

    1:11 Lmao

  • @Maw0
    @Maw0 4 года назад +10

    No dislikes OMG! Also, thanks for doing this because sometimes he has one and other times he doesn't.

  • @amirnova5066
    @amirnova5066 3 года назад +2

    1:25
    the language of god

  • @MarieStardust39
    @MarieStardust39 4 года назад +2

    1:53 Boogie Nights

  • @nicktaylor2657
    @nicktaylor2657 4 года назад +2

    I love the Boogie Nights reference

  • @balthazarnielsen6424
    @balthazarnielsen6424 3 года назад +3

    If Roger is supposed to be small and is that big, then what would be the size of someone "huge" of Roger's species?

  • @constantfiend9854
    @constantfiend9854 4 года назад +4

    First clip had me dead 😂

  • @Tom-it6gi
    @Tom-it6gi 4 года назад +2

    2:42 hell yeah

  • @pratheekshenoy9327
    @pratheekshenoy9327 3 года назад +2

    What is that song at the beginning of the video...the one with the high base, it's really good.

  • @c1ndyx081
    @c1ndyx081 4 года назад +3

    Roger do be packin tho 😳

  • @countryboyblue21
    @countryboyblue21 4 года назад

    Hahaha he did the boogie nights 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @merriame9487
    @merriame9487 2 года назад +1

    I think it's so cute when Stan calls Hailey and Steve "baby girl" and "baby boy" and Roger "my alien" T_T

  • @FRESH_BERTO
    @FRESH_BERTO 3 года назад +2

    When are gonna start posting again man!

  • @om58499
    @om58499 4 года назад +2

    Alternative intro

  • @nathanaelpineda8049
    @nathanaelpineda8049 4 года назад +2

    2:04 bruh

  • @newguy371
    @newguy371 2 года назад +1

    Ha, H. J. Rimmons.

  • @ZeldagigafanMatthew
    @ZeldagigafanMatthew 4 года назад +7

    0:40 hmm. intersex character eh?

  • @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
    @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd 4 года назад +3

    Boogie Nights is a good movie

  • @mmatt3651
    @mmatt3651 4 года назад +2

    u should do steve without glasses

  • @Reaper12131
    @Reaper12131 2 года назад +1

    One day, engineers will find a way to convert piss into fuel for cars. Airplanes may need about 50 people to fill it

  • @jasoncecil6312
    @jasoncecil6312 3 года назад +1

    Why was clown tiger so buff

  • @leonelmartinez2486
    @leonelmartinez2486 3 года назад +3

    Lmao h.j. rimmins= j.k. simmons

  • @MichelleOfDarkness
    @MichelleOfDarkness 3 года назад

    Lol head shots 🤣

  • @TrojanGamer10
    @TrojanGamer10 3 года назад +1

    2:00 oh god the thud

  • @nachiepalacio9966
    @nachiepalacio9966 4 года назад +4

    how about everytime roger hits/hurts klaus

  • @Michaelmyers_edits
    @Michaelmyers_edits 4 года назад +2

    Do American dad The Smiths Driving a car and Hit the Brakes.

  • @qinshihuang8414
    @qinshihuang8414 4 месяца назад

    1:25 this without any context is crazy💀😭

  • @henryhahn9741
    @henryhahn9741 3 года назад +2

    1:24

  • @El_Omar2203
    @El_Omar2203 4 года назад +2

    1:56 iDubbbz

  • @kaylatalley850
    @kaylatalley850 3 года назад

    That's my head shot 😂

  • @crossedout9461
    @crossedout9461 4 дня назад

    :50 😭😭😭

  • @justus4883
    @justus4883 4 года назад +20

    Wait a sec.. she has both?

    • @connorrigdon9710
      @connorrigdon9710 4 года назад

      Yep. She's a Hermaphrodite

    • @kingjb554
      @kingjb554 4 года назад +1

      @@connorrigdon9710 or someone who's intersex

    • @connorrigdon9710
      @connorrigdon9710 4 года назад

      @@kingjb554 it's practically the same thing right?🙄

    • @kingjb554
      @kingjb554 4 года назад

      @@connorrigdon9710 basically yeah but not entirely, they are similar but there are subtle differences

  • @anthonymarshall9075
    @anthonymarshall9075 2 года назад +2

    Which episode of American dad when roger tells stan to go when roger pees gasoline into Jeff's van what episode was that somebody please tell me that scene was funny and I like to find that episode enough said

    • @anthonymarshall9075
      @anthonymarshall9075 2 года назад +1

      Nevermind I found but thanks for trying

    • @anotherartist0049
      @anotherartist0049 2 года назад +1

      what episode was it then

    • @anthonymarshall9075
      @anthonymarshall9075 2 года назад +1

      @@anotherartist0049 it's when stan Francine hailey Steve jeff and roger are running from an angry mob and they run out of gas and stan tells roger to pee because roger drank some gasoline that's the episode I'm looking for

  • @LyannaDelore
    @LyannaDelore 2 года назад

    It says the second half of the video will be Roger missing media but instead it is every knows it's Roger? Also, at 2:05 did he just pick those up and put them back on the tray but with napkins? 😂

  • @vamorydiaby1937
    @vamorydiaby1937 4 года назад

    Head shot 😂😂😂

  • @quinnwaloch6502
    @quinnwaloch6502 4 года назад

    Ok oh god

  • @alexeiromanov2250
    @alexeiromanov2250 2 года назад +1

    🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂👏👏

  • @jokenbob3
    @jokenbob3 4 года назад

    Yeah you Are Sceriey

  • @kirakardashian8996
    @kirakardashian8996 4 года назад +3

    I have an idea for a comp: American Dad sexy moments. Bare with me.

    • @GaylordRobinson
      @GaylordRobinson 4 года назад +3

      Jeff from the Cheek to Cheek episode better be in there.

    • @kirakardashian8996
      @kirakardashian8996 4 года назад

      @@GaylordRobinson what episode was that

    • @GaylordRobinson
      @GaylordRobinson 4 года назад +4

      Cheek to cheek a stripper's story from new season

  • @darkroseky8117
    @darkroseky8117 3 года назад +3

    I'm the dog

  • @StarkSpider24
    @StarkSpider24 3 года назад +3

    The missing media jokes are funnier

  • @smallgirllovesDiamonds
    @smallgirllovesDiamonds Год назад

    That Cher outfit.

  • @anotherartist0049
    @anotherartist0049 2 года назад

    what episode is the fourth clip from

  • @kinglegault
    @kinglegault 2 года назад

    And shit it's Roger isn't it it's gonna be Roger