American Dad - Roger Stealing

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  • Опубликовано: 12 дек 2019
  • I'm not particularly proud of stealing fudge, Stan.
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  • @AddictedtoAmericanDad
    @AddictedtoAmericanDad  4 года назад +1039

    A lot of Roger related videos heading your way.

  • @SanoZero
    @SanoZero 4 года назад +3241

    "You know damn well I stole it."
    Legendary

    • @jefflemere4609
      @jefflemere4609 4 года назад +23

      What doesn't he steal or has stolen.

    • @kingjb554
      @kingjb554 4 года назад +11

      @@jefflemere4609 his personality I guess...

    • @nnzmrgnbgn
      @nnzmrgnbgn 4 года назад +21

      @@kingjb554 oh he steals many personalaties.

    • @xnortheast1106
      @xnortheast1106 3 года назад +4

      No

    • @pilotmburu
      @pilotmburu 3 года назад +1

      Every politician. How did you get rich?

  • @ZombieAndroid
    @ZombieAndroid 4 года назад +2138

    I want that foldable chair backpack.

    • @guyincognito9484
      @guyincognito9484 4 года назад +86

      nearest camping/boating/fishing shop ought to have one...

    • @tatehildyard5332
      @tatehildyard5332 4 года назад +31

      Tommy Bahama I know makes them real light with some nice fabric.

    • @JuanJose-cf8ps
      @JuanJose-cf8ps 4 года назад +45

      Here you go! :D
      www.amazon.com/Tommy-Bahama-Beach-Chair-Strips/dp/B083Z1CX1Y/ref=asc_df_B083Z1CX1Y/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=416780426358&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=8982682119931791487&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9028169&hvtargid=pla-940394041567&psc=1&language=en_US&tag=&ref=&adgrpid=90730211461&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvadid=416780426358&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=8982682119931791487&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9028169&hvtargid=pla-940394041567

    • @shawnwalker8831
      @shawnwalker8831 4 года назад +8

      Hi

    • @versacenegro102
      @versacenegro102 3 года назад +38

      all you gotta do is sell alcohol to minors

  • @TKZells16
    @TKZells16 4 года назад +606

    He's also stolen our hearts

  • @spongemon1
    @spongemon1 4 года назад +1301

    You forgot where he stole Greg’s credit card to order the cotton candy machine

    • @bigweiner4217
      @bigweiner4217 4 года назад +40

      He refunded the 40 dollars lol

    • @shotaroikaros7096
      @shotaroikaros7096 4 года назад +32

      And the wine he also stole from terry

    • @novaofthenorth
      @novaofthenorth 4 года назад +41

      He didnt steal the wine. He tried but francine ended up stealing it

    • @ghost-4230
      @ghost-4230 4 года назад +6

      r carlo that was legendary

    • @Osmiley201
      @Osmiley201 3 года назад

      "Beverly Billingsly?"

  • @WeerdMunkee
    @WeerdMunkee 4 года назад +864

    “I erased all your music, and filled it with ABBA. Don’t really care for them, but I did it anyway.” 😂😂😂

    • @Virgin_Succubus642
      @Virgin_Succubus642 Год назад +6

      This was when I learned that ABBA was a group and not a singular female singer.

  • @CornholioPuppetMaster
    @CornholioPuppetMaster 4 года назад +981

    No I don’t have a receipt, I stole the floor model lmao

  • @naterk9460
    @naterk9460 2 года назад +237

    "Can I finish my story, please?"
    The delivery on that line kills me XD

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 4 года назад +242

    If some little girl with a bruise on her cheek comes by and says this is her dog, it is. Pepper is stolen.

  • @TjFreely2
    @TjFreely2 4 года назад +379

    “Can I finish my story please”

  • @christopher7398
    @christopher7398 4 года назад +723

    Can’t believe you forgot the greatest of all time, when he breaks the girls nose, steals the recorder and records the entire thing as it’s happening

    • @hectorespinoza7678
      @hectorespinoza7678 4 года назад +22

      Damn I remember that that should’ve been added to this would’ve been perfect 😂

    • @Respect2theFallen
      @Respect2theFallen 4 года назад +16

      Hahaha fo real. The crooner bar episode where he falls in love with Hailey one of my favorites 😂😂😂😂

    • @simonballs2838
      @simonballs2838 4 года назад +2

      The Greatest Hero what episode is that?

    • @christopher7398
      @christopher7398 4 года назад +3

      Norman Beige season 9 episode 1 “Love, AD style”

  • @EssexAggiegrad2011
    @EssexAggiegrad2011 4 года назад +444

    "The most important being it's shiny"
    Oh Roger

    • @newguy371
      @newguy371 2 года назад +9

      I deleted all of your music and replaced it with ABBA. I don't really care for them, but I did it anyway.

  • @westminsterabbey.6916
    @westminsterabbey.6916 3 года назад +267

    0:34 I must have watched this scene five or more times over the years and I’ve only _now_ noticed that the dog only has three legs.

  • @FreeHatMcCullough
    @FreeHatMcCullough 4 года назад +187

    Wheels and The LegMan should be the spin-off for American Dad...

    • @piercelindenberg6842
      @piercelindenberg6842 3 года назад +17

      I’d gladly watch it. They could have a crossover with Shoe Police.

    • @offthewall2017
      @offthewall2017 3 года назад +11

      I want one where Steve stays in that cliche sitcom school

    • @kyleskendle6452
      @kyleskendle6452 Год назад +2

      Yes

    • @MickeytheluckyMouse27
      @MickeytheluckyMouse27 Год назад

      I not sure because just like klaus says everyone is the same
      They pick a “mystery”
      They argue/bicker through the episode
      Ends with Roger as the culprit

    • @countalucard4226
      @countalucard4226 4 месяца назад

      @@offthewall2017Pendlingtonton

  • @dolly20ify
    @dolly20ify 4 года назад +91

    “I erased all your music and filled it with Abba. Don’t really care for them but I did it anyway”

  • @Sixstringman
    @Sixstringman 4 года назад +99

    I saw a man beat another man for a sandwich today Francine. A sandwich. This sandwich.

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g 2 года назад +49

    I like how every time Roger has a car it's either stolen, he broke into it or he borrowed it from someone and plans to not give it back (in other words he stole it).

  • @pascaleelliott63
    @pascaleelliott63 3 года назад +28

    Out of all the things he's ever stolen, he ashamed of himself for stealing fudge! xD

    • @DgardsGaming
      @DgardsGaming 3 года назад +3

      I don’t think he’s really ashamed I think he’s lying

  • @ragita6235
    @ragita6235 Год назад +11

    Roger:I used your toothbrush to scrab the bird poo of my red wig
    Haley:what
    Roger:can I finish my story please

  • @Allsketchx25
    @Allsketchx25 2 года назад +25

    I love when he steals from Jeff multiple times

  • @jesserothhammer7378
    @jesserothhammer7378 3 года назад +25

    I like how much more a tunnel to the fudge shop would have cost than just buying fudge.

  • @hishamfahmy6169
    @hishamfahmy6169 3 года назад +5

    - where's my shuffle!?
    - your what now?

  • @jtotheroc
    @jtotheroc 4 года назад +24

    Love the wheels and the legman theme, especially a couple seconds in after Steve rolls of the roof, and it matches up to him going "eeeehhh!"

  • @charlesthomas7372
    @charlesthomas7372 2 года назад +10

    “ can I finish my story please “ 😂😂😂

  • @erics.czernecki7333
    @erics.czernecki7333 3 года назад +57

    You forgot the voice recorder, and how you could hear Roger stealing it and breaking a clerk's nose when they called him out on it.

    • @drodriguez1724
      @drodriguez1724 2 года назад +3

      I've been looking for this one, does anyone have the episode number?

  • @armaggon5920
    @armaggon5920 2 года назад +5

    "Can I finish my story please?"

  • @HybridPhoenix08
    @HybridPhoenix08 4 года назад +31

    Thought that whole "fudge shop" bit at the end was going to be a poop joke.

    • @kialuvsyoo
      @kialuvsyoo 4 года назад +2

      "Tunnel to the fudge shop" in that context is just gold

  • @westminsterabbey.6916
    @westminsterabbey.6916 3 года назад +9

    But most importantly, he stole the show.

  • @OrigenalDarkMew
    @OrigenalDarkMew 4 года назад +62

    Where's the one where he mugs Jeff multiple times?

  • @tahirrobinson8825
    @tahirrobinson8825 3 года назад +6

    “That’s how I bought my boom box that’s how I bought my dog pepper”🤣🤣🤣

  • @octavius1017
    @octavius1017 3 года назад +2

    I like the intros/title card format you use at the beginning of these videos. The music is a good touch

  • @rerolero
    @rerolero 3 года назад +7

    1:25 where his eyebrows gone tho?!

  • @KaningLamigin
    @KaningLamigin 4 года назад +11

    Love these comps so much I subscribed. Keep em coming please.

  • @ivanbluecool
    @ivanbluecool 4 года назад +94

    Rogu moments or mentions. Many forget he had some background scenes after his episode. Would be nice for a list

  • @ghost-4230
    @ghost-4230 4 года назад +6

    Thank you. This made my day a little better. I needed those laughs.(:

  • @hectorespinoza7678
    @hectorespinoza7678 4 года назад +11

    Roger is like bender from futurama

  • @stabbityjoe7588
    @stabbityjoe7588 3 года назад +2

    I never even watched this show I just watch this channel

  • @crypticghost21
    @crypticghost21 3 года назад +9

    2:45
    Roger, if you're not proud for taking fudge, than why do you do it?
    Now I kinda want fudge. 😋

    • @DgardsGaming
      @DgardsGaming 3 года назад +1

      Me: come on Roger we all know you’re very proud of everything you do

  • @ivanbluecool
    @ivanbluecool 4 года назад +52

    Drug or alcohol moments

    • @keithkoganeislife3144
      @keithkoganeislife3144 4 года назад +3

      ivanbluecool if they did that they would have to post the entire series lol.

    • @ivanbluecool
      @ivanbluecool 4 года назад +3

      @@keithkoganeislife3144 That would be fine. Or just best moments like stan and haley not being hurt drunk or thier most crazy moments

  • @fallen_rain5295
    @fallen_rain5295 3 года назад +3

    NO I DONT HAVE THE RECIEPT ITS THE FLOOR MODEL LMAOOO

  • @reedgargyi9723
    @reedgargyi9723 3 года назад +6

    I’ma just say the intro never gets old

  • @dudewatt
    @dudewatt 4 года назад +71

    I sure hope you survive copystrikes

    • @adrianb2232
      @adrianb2232 4 года назад +4

      Hobbs Finster how do you think he does it

    • @dudewatt
      @dudewatt 4 года назад +1

      Tbs likes his comps(?)

    • @adrianb2232
      @adrianb2232 4 года назад +4

      Hobbs Finster lol thats a possibility. they are pretty good tbf

  • @DavidGarcia-lg9pu
    @DavidGarcia-lg9pu 4 года назад +10

    You forgot the one when he stole a kid's bicycle

  • @nicktaylor2657
    @nicktaylor2657 4 года назад +4

    Roger is also guilty of stealing my heart

  • @invaderzim4052
    @invaderzim4052 4 года назад +8

    I love this show

  • @Vanishingink4
    @Vanishingink4 Год назад +2

    0:46 peppers missing a leg

  • @MoltenUprisingMK
    @MoltenUprisingMK 3 года назад +6

    The only way you'll make sure Roger won't steal your valuables is by nailing everything to the floor.

    • @DgardsGaming
      @DgardsGaming 3 года назад +1

      I wouldn’t necessarily put it past him not to steal something even nailed to the floor

    • @newguy371
      @newguy371 2 года назад +2

      He'll even steal the nail gun that you use to nail things to the floor, and since it has to be moved from place to place the nail gun itself is not nailed to the floor.

  • @saiwilliams9467
    @saiwilliams9467 Месяц назад

    I love this channel ❤

  • @simtexx791
    @simtexx791 4 года назад +10

    I’m sure there was a lot more times when roger stole things...

  • @andrewgarrett1356
    @andrewgarrett1356 2 года назад +2

    I just noticed that Pepper only has three legs. Poor doggie.

  • @AbletonRinzler
    @AbletonRinzler Год назад +2

    0:11
    You know damn well I stole it.

  • @sflaningam7680
    @sflaningam7680 3 года назад +3

    For those wondering, the song playing on the boombox in the alley scene at 0:33 is Mambo No. 5.

  • @AndrewUchiha4747
    @AndrewUchiha4747 4 года назад +18

    0:24 HAHAHAHAHA. Goes back to complain about the price of a camera he stole! Oh my gosh why!? 😂🤣

  • @baphomethasmed3861
    @baphomethasmed3861 4 года назад +5

    Roger needs his own prequel

  • @jbcarsvids4128
    @jbcarsvids4128 3 года назад +3

    That intro is legendary

  • @SarahAlyssa
    @SarahAlyssa 4 года назад +2

    a dog named pepper

  • @Tired_leopard
    @Tired_leopard 3 года назад +1

    Your intros are always epic 🤣🤣

  • @himdotcom
    @himdotcom 3 года назад +23

    Why do people keep saying "you forgot?" Roger has stolen WAY too many times to fit in a RUclips video without ad rolls.

  • @soumilsingh8530
    @soumilsingh8530 4 года назад +9

    I read the title as Roger Sterling.

  • @johnathanpeyton
    @johnathanpeyton 3 года назад +3

    2:10 was the best

  • @bluorion4360
    @bluorion4360 3 года назад +3

    Plot twist :
    People steal from Roger
    " That Polish guy at the Hostel is going to seal my towel, I just know it "

  • @nickkruger7962
    @nickkruger7962 4 года назад +4

    Roger is hilarious.

  • @fredflintknock32
    @fredflintknock32 3 года назад +3

    2:29 topped it off with ga... who is he tryna be? Trevor Phillips? O_o

  • @Ray-pm1jy
    @Ray-pm1jy 3 года назад +3

    If you listen closely you can really here Seths Peter voice on Rodger lol

  • @sammiepittman3130
    @sammiepittman3130 3 года назад +3

    I feel like this video should be longer lol

  • @keenbaker-dias1137
    @keenbaker-dias1137 3 года назад

    Love your intro to these shorts

  • @keneogbechie4960
    @keneogbechie4960 4 года назад +3

    Roger is a smooth criminal

  • @justinlawrence2889
    @justinlawrence2889 4 года назад +2

    He's not proud of stealing fudge but does it anyways

  • @terrywmarshall
    @terrywmarshall 4 года назад +3

    Roger is the best and worst of all of us

  • @EPGamer22
    @EPGamer22 4 года назад +3

    Glad they stop wheel and the legman

  • @jgxrt988
    @jgxrt988 4 года назад +5

    1:58 el chavo del ocho's head is on the wall

  • @dillonfordyce8243
    @dillonfordyce8243 4 года назад +4

    In my opinion roger is the real mvp of this show

  • @999madgamer
    @999madgamer 4 года назад +3

    Clearwater?
    Clearwater Florida?
    I've been there and its mostly parties on holidays. Great place, didn't know they make faberge eggs.

    • @matt13r1
      @matt13r1 Год назад

      Especially worth $79,000

  • @nagaking07
    @nagaking07 Год назад +1

    Only Roger would complain about a price for an item he stole.

  • @psycoticcinnomonbun1804
    @psycoticcinnomonbun1804 3 года назад +1

    I like how he has no conscience

  • @bartman898
    @bartman898 3 года назад

    Secret tunnel to the fudge shop.

  • @justjokinntokin5474
    @justjokinntokin5474 3 года назад +1

    0:01
    License plate
    Bignlng
    Me:😂😂😂😂

  • @whyyoulidl
    @whyyoulidl 3 года назад +1

    MORE!

  • @immagonko4261
    @immagonko4261 29 дней назад

    The annoyed "Can I finish my story, please" lmao

  • @dayvin408
    @dayvin408 4 года назад +10

    Forgot the one where Roger plays a tape from a voice recorder of him firing Hailey from his lounge then it continues clearly indicating that he hit the store clerk and took off with said voice recorder

  • @nachofrieslover5398
    @nachofrieslover5398 3 года назад +1

    He also stole..are hearts

  • @user-ld7lp5oy1i
    @user-ld7lp5oy1i 3 месяца назад

    "Pepper is stolen" after just saying he bough it with the money he made, classic Roger 🤣

  • @daenyrablackfyre
    @daenyrablackfyre 2 года назад +3

    Pepper is stolen

  • @peepa47
    @peepa47 4 года назад +2

    Pepper is stolen :-D

  • @Kawaiikitten0211
    @Kawaiikitten0211 3 года назад +1

    So Roger says he doesn’t really care for ABBA and yet he bedazzled their name on his genitalia

  • @shotaroikaros7096
    @shotaroikaros7096 4 года назад +6

    You forgot the one where he's accused of being a turd burgurler, literally stealing shit, klaus witnessed it, lol
    The wine he stole from Terry too
    Also, stealing the identities count too right? Like the island chef or the dentists wife.

  • @cs512tr
    @cs512tr 4 года назад

    I watch these for the awesome intro

  • @MariaReina-ez2yr
    @MariaReina-ez2yr День назад

    2:13 He Scared Me!!!😂😂😂

  • @GhostRider-hy9zt
    @GhostRider-hy9zt 3 года назад +2

    Does anyone else both really love and really hate roger at the same time

  • @kittenclysm116
    @kittenclysm116 3 года назад +2

    What about when Roger said he was accused of being a turd burglar?

  • @tacoclaus8168
    @tacoclaus8168 2 года назад

    I can’t believe he didn’t just steal the faberge egg

  • @arrownoir
    @arrownoir 4 года назад +6

    What about when he wanted the payperview code from Stan?
    Or the cotton candy thing with Greg's card?

  • @ryvr.
    @ryvr. 4 года назад

    Knowing Roger I wouldn't eat his "fudge"

  • @dhrgkbqxtjr2743
    @dhrgkbqxtjr2743 3 года назад +4

    I erased all your music and replaced it with ABBA. Don't really care for them, but I did it anyway 🤣🤣🤣 One day I'm going to find someone who still has an iPod and do that to them

  • @fireskullbro6358
    @fireskullbro6358 3 года назад +1

    Pepper looks pissed

  • @rtozier2011
    @rtozier2011 4 года назад

    I wish I had a musical device filled with ABBA songs.

  • @newolympiangod8134
    @newolympiangod8134 3 года назад

    You want a fun night get high and watch Roger be Roger you will cry laughing.

  • @garbouwdeark9103
    @garbouwdeark9103 4 года назад +5

    70% certain the fudge joke was a Harry Potter reference.

  • @mrnobody2683
    @mrnobody2683 3 года назад +3

    1:08
    Does get frustrating

    • @MickeytheluckyMouse27
      @MickeytheluckyMouse27 2 месяца назад

      Every early wheel’s and the legman “plot”
      1. They find a boring case
      2. They argue and bicker the whole episode
      3. They solve the case with Roger being the culprit

  • @johnnygustafsson8772
    @johnnygustafsson8772 3 года назад +2

    Am i the only one who song with the Wheels and Legman song 😅