American Dad - Roger the Alcoholic

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  • Опубликовано: 3 авг 2019
  • Can't a guy get drunk with Francine's shoes?

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  • @CosmicPsychonauts
    @CosmicPsychonauts 10 месяцев назад +181

    "I'm too drunk and their too dumb to channel it into art" is my favorite line. 😂

    • @SupaSillyThyme
      @SupaSillyThyme 5 месяцев назад +2

      they're

    • @nativeseneca7181
      @nativeseneca7181 5 месяцев назад

      @@SupaSillyThymemakes you feel smart huh?

    • @SupaSillyThyme
      @SupaSillyThyme 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@nativeseneca7181 yes!!! :)))))) :3333

    • @nativeseneca7181
      @nativeseneca7181 5 месяцев назад

      @@SupaSillyThyme good at least you feel smart doing something lmao

    • @darius4405
      @darius4405 2 месяца назад

      @@nativeseneca7181being corrected doesn’t lessen or increase somebody’s value.
      Knowing this will help you lol

  • @getout8865
    @getout8865 4 года назад +2848

    “Listerine! It’s a Booze cause it’s Green”😂😂💯

    • @LordSStorm
      @LordSStorm 4 года назад +81

      Get out Quaker State!

    • @antlife1930
      @antlife1930 4 года назад +95

      You can get drunk off Listerine

    • @_rxv3r.stVx_
      @_rxv3r.stVx_ 4 года назад +5

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Sixstringman
      @Sixstringman 4 года назад +53

      "Quaker state, gets you drunk and raped."

    • @QuiGonJinn1993
      @QuiGonJinn1993 4 года назад +2

      @joe 6pack Those Hawaiians.🤔

  • @HoundofOdin
    @HoundofOdin 4 года назад +2891

    "He's been binge drinking since Thanksgiving."
    That one hit a little close to home.

  • @fry4guy421
    @fry4guy421 4 года назад +3302

    Why do I feel like this should be longer than 3 minutes 😂

    • @katanalandt4371
      @katanalandt4371 4 года назад +49

      A sequel is needed!

    • @Paranoid_Alchemist
      @Paranoid_Alchemist 4 года назад +16

      It should.

    • @zedries
      @zedries 4 года назад +15

      Cause it should

    • @garthdavis4320
      @garthdavis4320 4 года назад +6

      Fry 4 guy Maybe because it’s funny.

    • @tijmen131
      @tijmen131 4 года назад +1

      @@themessiah8365 let me just call this guy out real quick
      Fuck you, smelly piece of shitty human garbage

  • @nicholasartuso4698
    @nicholasartuso4698 4 года назад +1326

    "About a hour ago, I heard somebody mentioned chili fries whatever happened to that."

    • @Soul_Alpha
      @Soul_Alpha 4 года назад +44

      I too also wonder what came of the chili fries

    • @latrombonista89
      @latrombonista89 4 года назад +24

      Now I want chili fries

    • @beamerball666
      @beamerball666 4 года назад +20

      I want chili fries now, damnit

    • @userdetails1
      @userdetails1 4 года назад +15

      *Homer Simpson voice* mmm chilli fries

    • @Tsukiko.97
      @Tsukiko.97 3 года назад +9

      That line is the equivalent of that one drunk friend asking if there's any more pizza bagels once everyone's passed out.
      I'm quietly listening though..... Lol

  • @KittySYT
    @KittySYT 4 года назад +959

    I just love Roger! He's the reason why American Dad is still so popular!

    • @michealc1447
      @michealc1447 4 года назад +58

      I especially love how they can bring some of Roger's old personas back.

    • @shotdang12
      @shotdang12 4 года назад +24

      Why would you say something so brave yet so controversial lol

    • @dramaticvirghoe
      @dramaticvirghoe 4 года назад +4

      Kitty S Period no tampon!

    • @dhrgkbqxtjr2743
      @dhrgkbqxtjr2743 3 года назад +23

      Stan has gotten funnier too. And Principal Lewis is always hilarious.

    • @Sakeenawatley231
      @Sakeenawatley231 2 года назад

      Duh😂❤

  • @marcelleroux9172
    @marcelleroux9172 4 года назад +572

    Drunk Roger truly is a feeling in his own right.

    • @robbiewalker2831
      @robbiewalker2831 Год назад +6

      "I like high living." - Templeton (Charlotte's Web, 1973)

  • @valenciageode25
    @valenciageode25 3 года назад +409

    It’s amazing how Roger can maintain character even when drunk

    • @MadnessBomber
      @MadnessBomber 2 года назад +7

      They're not personas to him. They are legit people. Roger has a major identity disorder lol.

    • @jordanhnatiuk843
      @jordanhnatiuk843 2 года назад +29

      Not unless he's completely hammered lol

  • @geeiffy6486
    @geeiffy6486 3 года назад +365

    R: I'm ready to quit drinking
    F: That's not what this is about
    R: (with great relief) oh thank God
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @draculastraphouse6637
    @draculastraphouse6637 2 года назад +153

    As an alcoholic, I sympathize with Roger, dealing with addiction ain't easy but Roger makes it look so comical

    • @FloorPills
      @FloorPills 6 месяцев назад +5

      Same with Pickles from the oblongs, they were my icons. (I don't drink anymore.. as much)

    • @elmerjfapp5730
      @elmerjfapp5730 5 месяцев назад

      I'm a bit of a hard liquor drinker for the social aspect but if you see people in their 50s and 60s who have been chronic drinking or makes you really get a idea of the kind of damage it can do long term. Basically skeletor

  • @bryanlahog7948
    @bryanlahog7948 3 года назад +135

    "Another year on this earth, and I haven't accomplished anything!" Sounds like me when I drink

  • @DBZVillain
    @DBZVillain 4 года назад +302

    Roger *MAKES* this show 🔥🔥

    • @guyincognito9484
      @guyincognito9484 4 года назад +5

      lalarara...what what???....what's goin' on?? I find myself watching this a lot lately hahaha Roger was so funny buy they ruined him a bit...just a little...

  • @devantemungin7060
    @devantemungin7060 4 года назад +1004

    0:29 "Oh my god, we're a broken home! And I'm too drunk and they're too dumb to channel it into art!"
    Part of me felt like laughing cause he was sorta insulting himself and Steve and Hayley.

  • @birdsound2488
    @birdsound2488 4 года назад +276

    "Against my will I won’t accuse" 😂

    • @One.DeSanctis.
      @One.DeSanctis. 3 года назад +10

      and the 1989 Best Actress Oscar award goes to, in her first adult role...[envelope]...Roger Smith?

  • @ivansmith6207
    @ivansmith6207 4 года назад +252

    "TACOS!!! Who's crying?"

  • @AutomatronBatch004
    @AutomatronBatch004 4 года назад +460

    Alcoholic Roger is my spirit animal
    What happened to the turkey I was cooking?

  • @thetoiletinspector6878
    @thetoiletinspector6878 4 года назад +281

    It's a booze 'cause it's green? Down the hatch with this anti-freeze.......

    • @s.nifrum4580
      @s.nifrum4580 3 года назад +1

      Isn’t that shit blue?

    • @Hardrockfan21
      @Hardrockfan21 3 года назад +12

      @@s.nifrum4580 The Cool Mint flavor is blue, the Freshburst flavor is green.

    • @bimmer8602
      @bimmer8602 3 года назад

      @@Hardrockfan21 ?

    • @Hardrockfan21
      @Hardrockfan21 3 года назад +4

      @@bimmer8602 Listerine

    • @pecadodeorgullo5963
      @pecadodeorgullo5963 3 года назад +4

      @@s.nifrum4580 you can get different colours for different temperatures.

  • @barsxsalicia
    @barsxsalicia 2 года назад +25

    “Another year on this planet and I haven’t accomplished squat!
    Can’t even drink myself to death.”
    Relatable 😬

  • @benlawless9539
    @benlawless9539 3 года назад +51

    "To Jeff's fruit punch, that i added drain cleaner to...." 😂😂😂😂

    • @mindriot91_96
      @mindriot91_96 3 года назад +3

      Hahaha, I love the lengths Roger will go to for a good high.

    • @ImNotLoganA
      @ImNotLoganA 3 месяца назад +1

      "And to Lionel Richie, who put a blind woman in his video"
      (passes out drunk)

  • @johnbanks4402
    @johnbanks4402 4 года назад +300

    TACOS!

    • @kaiberry8825
      @kaiberry8825 4 года назад +34

      Who's crying?

    • @xenaku3948
      @xenaku3948 4 года назад +14

      -Passes out drunk-

    • @johnbanks4402
      @johnbanks4402 3 года назад +1

      they were mistranslated, i heard him say tacos.

  • @Politicalfan17
    @Politicalfan17 2 года назад +11

    1:00 “Quaaaaaker Staat-Woah woah woah” 🤣

  • @Bunge16
    @Bunge16 3 года назад +57

    The way he says “what’s going on?” @1:50 never fails to make me laugh.

  • @thrattjaouhard3372
    @thrattjaouhard3372 3 года назад +68

    Whoever came up with Roger
    Is a genius who should be really proud of themselves

    • @UnlimitedProduction1
      @UnlimitedProduction1 Год назад +10

      The best thing to happen to the show was the writers realizing his personas were all hilarious. He was originally a shut in who never left the house.

    • @a.d.1926
      @a.d.1926 8 месяцев назад

      seth macfarlene i think

  • @reyrey5259
    @reyrey5259 3 года назад +38

    "Omg we're a broken home and I'm too drunk and they're too dumb to channel it into art"

  • @sayl3ss_663
    @sayl3ss_663 2 года назад +20

    *smashes through window* yells “TACOS” while frantically waving bottle of booze, underrated roger moment

  • @destroyingheal3968
    @destroyingheal3968 3 года назад +34

    I feel really bad for the old guy Roger punched...He seemed so nice.

    • @terrance3218
      @terrance3218 2 года назад +2

      And Roger punched him twice

  • @DigiDestined55X
    @DigiDestined55X 4 года назад +45

    😃TACOS!
    🥴 Who's crying?
    😴zzzz...

  • @glitchdick9828
    @glitchdick9828 4 года назад +21

    1:15 T A C O S!!!!

  • @g.b569
    @g.b569 3 года назад +22

    To Jeff’s fruit punch... that I added drain cleaner too. 🤣

  • @Dane_the_Pain
    @Dane_the_Pain 4 года назад +64

    3:09 .. John Marston voice actor

    • @Maw0
      @Maw0 4 года назад +2

      Thanks.

    • @kevinlowe530
      @kevinlowe530 3 года назад +2

      God dammit

    • @dirtydan4519
      @dirtydan4519 2 года назад +1

      Damn you must have the deadeye

  • @thatgrumpychick4928
    @thatgrumpychick4928 4 года назад +61

    Getting drunk with a closet full of shoes.
    Sounds better than dealing with the fallout when my in laws visit

  • @traintrack3761
    @traintrack3761 2 года назад +9

    2:47 the shoes were hilarious on Roger XD

  • @joestransky4471
    @joestransky4471 3 года назад +51

    Another year on this planet and I haven't accomplished squat. Can't even drink myself to death.
    Most relateable TV quote

    • @robbiewalker2831
      @robbiewalker2831 Год назад

      “I got your Christmas right here; that’s where my genitals are.”

    • @joshuaquinn4201
      @joshuaquinn4201 10 месяцев назад +2

      That's cause he's a quitter and won't try hard enough to drink himself to death

    • @devantemungin7060
      @devantemungin7060 2 месяца назад

      @@joshuaquinn4201 He drinks almost as much as he does drugs, and neither can even kill Roger.

    • @joshuaquinn4201
      @joshuaquinn4201 2 месяца назад

      @@devantemungin7060 That's possible

    • @Dia-xm4ov
      @Dia-xm4ov Месяц назад

      "Laugh it up, Mom! You were right!"

  • @lordextinction8322
    @lordextinction8322 3 года назад +6

    *TACOS!*
    “Who’s crying?”

  • @vianeyvasquez1713
    @vianeyvasquez1713 4 года назад +144

    My favorite quote:
    "Oh my god! We're a broken home! And I'm too drunk and their to stupid to channel it into art."
    Idk, just super hilarious.

  • @AttilatheThrilla
    @AttilatheThrilla 4 года назад +30

    I’M THE BABY.... I’M THE DRUNK BABY!!!!

  • @charlosstudios7555
    @charlosstudios7555 4 года назад +20

    "About an hour ago I heard something bout chili fries" mood

  • @leniarodriguez5058
    @leniarodriguez5058 4 года назад +20

    Roger is my favorite alcoholic of all time

  • @eriklazo5499
    @eriklazo5499 4 года назад +25

    1:33 me after new years

  • @Tactical_DZ
    @Tactical_DZ 3 года назад +9

    I'm drunk watching this right now hahaha 😂

  • @christopherchapman2493
    @christopherchapman2493 3 года назад +5

    "Well that didn't solve anything... guess ill just go out and get hammered "

  • @_OZZIE_RASCAL
    @_OZZIE_RASCAL 4 года назад +13

    1:40
    I got your christmas right here......
    Thats where my genitals are
    😂😂😂😂

  • @mahaliabunch8837
    @mahaliabunch8837 4 года назад +49

    You forgot the one where Hailey manipulates Roger into drinking so they fail their school project lol

  • @undeadhero9141
    @undeadhero9141 Год назад +3

    3:37 he looks so happy !!!

  • @commonradical9994
    @commonradical9994 4 года назад +15

    Roger is a animated alien version of my dad.

  • @coul2me
    @coul2me 4 года назад +12

    Me & Roger would make an awesome drinking duet!

  • @erichuber7808
    @erichuber7808 3 года назад +10

    When you needs some booze or drugs, Roger is your alien.

  • @shikotsu9394
    @shikotsu9394 4 года назад +72

    “🎶Lisssssssssteriiine! It’s a booze cause it’s GREEN! 😂🎵”

  • @okamireader5
    @okamireader5 3 года назад +9

    This feels like it should have a Part 2

  • @naterk9460
    @naterk9460 2 года назад +2

    "About an hour ago I heard somebody mention chili fries - what's happening with that?" XD

  • @Jblaze024
    @Jblaze024 4 года назад +9

    2:50 Rodger cant even give it away 😂🤣

    • @DgardsGaming
      @DgardsGaming 3 года назад +3

      I mean he looks like a fat grey pear 🍐 😂🤣

  • @adamcheklat7387
    @adamcheklat7387 3 года назад +10

    3:30: About an hour ago, I heard somebody mention chili fries. What’s happening with that?

  • @mgmsong
    @mgmsong Год назад +2

    “TACOS!!!!
    Who’s crying?”

  • @crypticghost21
    @crypticghost21 3 года назад +9

    Some of Roger's funniest moments
    😂😂😂

  • @trapchurches555
    @trapchurches555 4 года назад +86

    The last thing he holds up in the song is motor oil if you didn’t know

    • @Dubois_tada
      @Dubois_tada 4 года назад +7

      DjAkedamiks 'sGoatee oh okay I thought it was some form of draino lol

    • @slothyy9503
      @slothyy9503 4 года назад +2

      Oohh thanks I really appreciate it

    • @JoseMora-wc5zz
      @JoseMora-wc5zz 3 года назад

      I came here to say “no shit who doesn’t know.” But... two people here said thanks cuz they didn’t know lmao

    • @courtneycherry113
      @courtneycherry113 3 года назад +1

      Good to know

    • @BenDover-io9vg
      @BenDover-io9vg 2 года назад

      Quuaaaaker State
      Lmao

  • @davis9502
    @davis9502 3 года назад +7

    I want the return of Sydney Huffman

  • @CognitoH4zrd
    @CognitoH4zrd 3 года назад +6

    "About an hour ago I heard somebody mention chili fries, what's happenin with that?"
    Me when I get drunk. I get munchies.

    • @mindriot91_96
      @mindriot91_96 10 месяцев назад

      I get the same way. Most CNS depressants like alcohol and benzos tend to stimulate your appetite. 5 mg of Valium in the morning and I'm suddenly hungry. Otherwise, I only get hungry around lunchtime.

  • @ROMANEMPIRE69
    @ROMANEMPIRE69 4 года назад +35

    About an hour ago I heard someone mention chili fries. What’s going on with that? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DanyyAlan10
    @DanyyAlan10 2 года назад +4

    I read the comments and I'm surprised no one mentioned the daddy issues on 1:57

  • @Beawbeawgaming
    @Beawbeawgaming 4 года назад +32

    1:16 my favorite Roger moment! xD

    • @zar1536
      @zar1536 4 года назад +2

      Who's crying?

  • @stiofanloingsigh351
    @stiofanloingsigh351 4 года назад +2

    Roger is an absolute fucking degenerate and that's why I love him.

  • @nickaustin3664
    @nickaustin3664 3 года назад +8

    Oh my God we're a broken home, and I'm too drunk and their too dumb to channel it into art.

  • @disturbeddemons1
    @disturbeddemons1 3 года назад +8

    3:06 wil never fail to make me laugh. I feel that scene on a spiritual level

  • @StarForce99
    @StarForce99 4 года назад +3

    Dude I love this channel LOL

  • @Mr-le-H
    @Mr-le-H 3 года назад +7

    1:23 Roger is dead 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @theTrueNpc0
    @theTrueNpc0 2 года назад +5

    0:36 I love this part😂

  • @austinkniga-bartlett8657
    @austinkniga-bartlett8657 4 года назад +10

    I TOLD YOU, I CAN'T GET DRUNK!!!

    • @mindriot91_96
      @mindriot91_96 3 года назад +3

      My apologies sir, I had to be sure you were serious.

    • @MickEll91
      @MickEll91 2 года назад +2

      Weeeeelll if it ain't an alien in a wig.

  • @jorgebarrios8019
    @jorgebarrios8019 4 года назад +3

    Bro I fucking love your channel thank you so much for all your work !!!

  • @nathanaelpineda8049
    @nathanaelpineda8049 3 года назад +3

    Who isn’t a alcoholic when it comes to depression or a fun time

  • @sonicguyver7445
    @sonicguyver7445 4 года назад +44

    Needs a compilation of all of Francine's hottest moment.

    • @sonicguyver7445
      @sonicguyver7445 4 года назад +2

      @Donald J. Trump Really? You name your profile that clown and you give me attitude? Go fuck yourself you uninspired chode.

    • @ThisCharmingMan1984
      @ThisCharmingMan1984 3 года назад +2

      Sonic Guyver
      Nothing wrong with a little animated hotness haha.
      Plus it’s always done for comedy purposes: it’s meant to be funny, not jacked off over- but whatever floats people’s boats is absolutely fine, no kink shaming from me...not with the stuff I’m into...that’s a joke...or is it.😉 haha
      One of my favourite Francine lines, is in the episode “Bullocks To Stan”: Francine is annoyed that Stan won’t tell Bullock to stop dating Hayley, and she says: “I know what this is about. I may be blonde, with great cans, but I’m pretty smart when I’ve had my 8 hours! You don’t want to confront your boss, ‘til you’ve gotten your promotion!”
      And then Stan replies: “Oh, old “Big-Boob Blondie’s” got it all figured out, huh?”
      It’s such a great back and forth: the dialogue in ‘American Dad’ is just fantastic.
      All the best. 😷👍

    • @zahir1014
      @zahir1014 3 года назад +3

      Young Merkules how is it simping people use the word for the wrong statements

    • @zahir1014
      @zahir1014 3 года назад +1

      Young Merkules how am I a simp for asking a question and also fuck you too dipshit

    • @sonicguyver7445
      @sonicguyver7445 3 года назад +1

      @Young Merkules Simpin' ain't easy.

  • @andrewsutherland133
    @andrewsutherland133 3 года назад +4

    I don't think enough people realize that the bar of the show is literally Rodger's room

  • @austinforant4264
    @austinforant4264 3 года назад +3

    1:15 TACOS!!!!! who's crying? Sums up how wild barracks parties can get

  • @al307antony2
    @al307antony2 3 года назад +4

    3:23
    307!

  • @yourmomsutau3718
    @yourmomsutau3718 3 года назад +2

    OMG THEY HAVE ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING...LOOK ABSOLUTE EVERYTHING

  • @SugarBuwnn
    @SugarBuwnn 3 года назад +3

    🥂Who else wants to get drunk with Roger🍻

    • @mindriot91_96
      @mindriot91_96 2 года назад +1

      Here. As long as he doesn't try to kill me :)

  • @invaderzim4052
    @invaderzim4052 4 года назад +3

    My favorite character ever!

  • @keyanawhitely7942
    @keyanawhitely7942 4 года назад +6

    I love Rodger's Footloose reference on booze. It's hilarious

  • @xio6401
    @xio6401 4 года назад +5

    I miss getting drunk

  • @vickjr98
    @vickjr98 Год назад +2

    Roger carries this show on his back 😂😂😂😂🤣

  • @Biblically-Accurate-Jet
    @Biblically-Accurate-Jet 3 года назад +3

    This…..This is why Roger Continues to be my Favorite

  • @tylergavin9341
    @tylergavin9341 Год назад +1

    Roger Is Hilarious 😅😅😅

  • @angel_ovn3343
    @angel_ovn3343 3 года назад +3

    1:13 me every Christmas

  • @adamharris7775
    @adamharris7775 4 года назад +12

    At 0:47, Cut Loose (Footloose parody).

  • @mindriot91_96
    @mindriot91_96 4 года назад +4

    2:57 LMAO!!

    • @DgardsGaming
      @DgardsGaming 3 года назад +2

      You were too big to punch 😅

  • @nevaehhamilton3493
    @nevaehhamilton3493 9 месяцев назад +1

    "I'm sorry, I was just overcome with joy"
    Knowing that positive emotions are actually lethal to Roger's species, I say this should have been foreshadowing.

  • @JustCallMeDija
    @JustCallMeDija 2 года назад +1

    Roger owns this show lol

  • @joaopedro82465
    @joaopedro82465 6 месяцев назад +1

    “Another year on this planet i haven’t accomplished squash, can’t even drink myself to death”. 😂😆

  • @EmptyHeaded093
    @EmptyHeaded093 3 года назад +4

    I wonder who would win a drinking contest, roger or bender from Futurama?

  • @hplc123456
    @hplc123456 4 года назад +6

    Never been a drunk, but damn this looks inspiring af

  • @solaris3197
    @solaris3197 Год назад +1

    I absolutely love the Tacos scene

  • @andrewgarrett1356
    @andrewgarrett1356 2 года назад +1

    "I've had about 8 eggnogs. And this makes 12!"

  • @NovaProspekt1337
    @NovaProspekt1337 4 года назад +4

    If thats a keg, he drank 32 beers a minute for 5.15m

  • @andrewapurcell
    @andrewapurcell 4 года назад +2

    I'm watching an alien get drunk..... what's my life become ???

  • @kashmonei5861
    @kashmonei5861 3 года назад +1

    This Bar has Absolutely Everything!
    Oh my God! Absolute Everything!
    I didn't drink when I first watched this episode so, I didn't get the joke or even notice the bottle had the bagel till now.

  • @rickyp.martin3209
    @rickyp.martin3209 4 года назад +8

    I've been stumbling drunk, but never in a pool of your own vomit drunk. Is that a real thing?

  • @thokozanigab
    @thokozanigab 2 года назад +1

    1:48 No but this one though 😂😂

  • @kojo0ttiz316
    @kojo0ttiz316 3 года назад +1

    Great... Now I want to get drunk, but I can't. Need some money

  • @crabsy6452
    @crabsy6452 3 года назад +3

    You must be shitting me that you only found 4 mins of this

  • @Demon-cs3hc
    @Demon-cs3hc 4 года назад +6

    Thats me every day

  • @bandguy360
    @bandguy360 3 года назад +4

    They missed the part “ ina world where vomit comes out of my mouth”

    • @leociresi4292
      @leociresi4292 2 года назад

      I’m telling you, I can’t get drunk!