im bisexual and i feinted like that backwarbs between a chair and a wall i had been standing in. doorway faced the other direction, so i probably backed out, took a step back with my right foot and rotated
“I was in the best shape of my life, I was closer to god than I’ve ever been and I was flushed with cash” Stan I really don’t wanna talk about the 5th grade anymore, lol that cracked me up.
The opening scene from this video is literally one of the funniest moments in the entire damn show. "I was in the best shape of my life, I was closer to God than I've ever been, and I was FLUSh with cash." "Stan, I REALLY don't want to talk about the fifth grade anymore."
I can’t believe they left that part of the gin and tonic subplot off! American Dad’s cutaways are rare, and “It was Witch’s” was possibly their funniest one (lately I’m not sure if it was indeed that one or the strange truth about Haliburton from the more recent “The Legend of Old Ulysses”).
1:11 “Did you see that, Harold? That man tried to put his package into that mailbox.“ “Maybe he thought it was a FE-male box.” Oooh ho ho ho ho ho!!! Lol
Ive been like some of these when i got drunk. I actually passed out in front of my house and my Dad had to picked me up in front of the door. He was mad as hell at me lol
Awww too bad. I was hoping for all the clips of Francine with her special blend "XXX", Windex and Fertilizer. It made her talk to the demon cabal and hallucinate Ripped Klaus (yes, that's right... imagine that, a shredded fish, ludricrous!)
“I sucked 7 d***s , and I didn’t even get to Ronnie“ That line had me roflmao . Especially the fact that Roger’s character is supposed to be modeled after Tracy Flick from the film Election.
Press F to pay your respect to the bread that fell.
f for the bread
F
F
F
F
"oh the bread fell" *precedes to ignore it*
I swear to God these writers perfectly understand what it's like to be drunk
I've done this exact thing sssooo many times.....🤣😂
Well, Seth MacFarlane would have died on 9/11 if he wasn't too hungover to get to the airport.
@@CurtisAlfeld REALLY
@@matthewjimenez9861 yes. Think he said so on a tonight show or something like so in an interview
Most comedy writers are drunks.
“See?! That’s not how a straight guy faints!!
This is how a straight guy faints!” That got me
im bisexual and i feinted like that backwarbs between a chair and a wall
i had been standing in. doorway faced the other direction, so i probably backed out, took a step back with my right foot and rotated
F!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Very good Stanley any reason space boy can call u that
Alien Boy right when I finished reading this. That scene popped up but it was still hilarious!
"I'm showing dad I'm responsible....When did I eat vomit?" Lmao
Ooh so drunk don't evrn knows foods becomes vomit
I'm your hundred like
I got food poisoning awhile ago and got to use this gem.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahah😛😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😅🤣😅😅😅😅😅😅🤣😂😂😂🤣😄
One of my favorite Haley scenes.
The drunker stan gets, the more he sounds like seth mcfarlane 😂
Almost like they’re the same person ;)
Which might explain so much.
I wonder why that is (!)
It’s like (they are the same person)
And the more he sounds like Brian
“Oh piggy wants two drinks,drink it piggy”
“Does it taste good pig?”
Cracked it at this line.
@@purplepunch4904 Where’s my wife
What's that guy's problem?
@@kamrindrakejr3856 *pushes through*Francine! I need you to come home right now! Greg was mean to me!
_"When did I eat vomit?!"_
Clearly the best line.
I was eating when that line came up, and it damn near made me spit out my food.
Klaus’ “I’ll tell you wh-🤮” is good too
But yeah, Haley’s “when did I eat vomit?!” is great
2:28 I don’t normally laugh at puke jokes but Dee’s delivery + the animation on Klaus firing himself backwards always cracks me up.
That and the "When did I eat vomit?".
The first time I saw klaus puke in his bowl I almost died 😂
"in a world where vomit comes out of my mouth" also gets me
“I was in the best shape of my life, I was closer to god than I’ve ever been and I was flushed with cash”
Stan I really don’t wanna talk about the 5th grade anymore, lol that cracked me up.
One of my favorite likes ever
If you track Stan timeline, I believe that's when he was a father son trash men dealing drugs. So he probably was flush with cash.
@@mandodiaz7647 that’s a funny detail
Me too
Steve without glasses is just weird
nanayaw koranteng you’re ghanaian ?
@@LoveMimii yea
no it not
Yeah it's like Brian from family guy without his coller
Do I look smart stand? look at me smart!.
"I just got the biggest bloodiest period of all time!!"
Shark week?
that might have been a miscarriage
@@tahraethestoryteller6079 😳😳😳 dude?
This is for sure how it feels after a pregnancy scare lol
Wouldnt that mean a miscarriage then if she was pregnant and the her period for bigger than what she's used to
Can't believe you left out the whole Officer Figpucker off. That has to be possibly the funniest one
"Well hello potty mouth" lmfao gets me everytime
LOL! 😂🤣 3:43-3:50
3:49
francine and stan being drunk are so freaking funny
Yeah noticed when that ep debuted ah '11
True
Now do a *Roger is sober* compilation.
It would be 30 seconds long.
Not even more like five or ten secs
GumGumOnigiri complication doesn’t exist
2 seconds is all you would get
Y??🤔😒
You are working hard to get that TBS American dad commercial job
I hope they actually give him a job.
He deserves it. These edits are honestly lit
1:56 there's coming out of your shell, then there's that. Lolol.
I laughed from that
“I SUCKED SEVEN D**KS! AND I DIDN’T EVEN GET TO RONNIE!!!”
i fucking died lol
What episode
@@Pattyrick Pride Before the Fail Season 14
Joshua Hodges thank you
"Drink to dull your shame?"
Why yes I do.
Underrated.
@@jimdandy8119 American Dad itself is underrated.
"Oh, piggy wants two drinks."
oh the bread fell
I feel that was an add lib for voice actor and they just animated it in lol
Lol
We- We had the best dinner you guys.
Francine: “why did he put you in the freezer?”
Klaus: “oh I’ll tell you why, heEEEEEUHHHHH” (vomits)
😂😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣
H E U A H !
what episode was that?
"See!"
"That's not how a strraiight guy faintts!"
"This is howw a strsight g u y faintts"
Sober up, Klaus
I see you are a man of cul( laughing uncontrollably) best joke in the season
1:51 the transition into the aftermath made me laugh so hard
When Steve walked in drunk that’s a mood I’d probably do the same😂
I've done that at least ten times 😂
Except for the girl he was with
I would kill for that scene uncensored
2:33 "NOW WHO WANNTSS COFEEE?????"
I love Francine so much
Stan:” Yaaaaaaaaggggghhhhhhhhh!”
Klaus u take decaf
@@xoceanxuniverse3856 in the evenings yes. But in the mornings I take
@@tahraethestoryteller6079 whateVEr, hEy! WHere’rE YoU goInG? Let’s daNcE!
@@tahraethestoryteller6079 whatever!!!
3:43 Me coming back to my doom after a party
Your doom? 😈 xD
Lmao.
The opening scene from this video is literally one of the funniest moments in the entire damn show.
"I was in the best shape of my life, I was closer to God than I've ever been, and I was FLUSh with cash."
"Stan, I REALLY don't want to talk about the fifth grade anymore."
“We had the BEST- oh the bread fell…”
This just… tickles me in a way I can’t describe-
1:52 who else finds this hilarious
1:57 funniest shit ever
Stan thinks he got married to a witch. Lmao.
He got married too a witch? run for ur lives
It was witches lol
I can’t believe they left that part of the gin and tonic subplot off! American Dad’s cutaways are rare, and “It was Witch’s” was possibly their funniest one (lately I’m not sure if it was indeed that one or the strange truth about Haliburton from the more recent “The Legend of Old Ulysses”).
HEY LETS DANCE! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!?!
2:02 that one girl recording tho😂
Hahaha XD she like "you Go Girl"
The same girl that felt bad when Lacey "killed herself."
@@Maw0 Perhaps the girl was feeling remorse. If the unnamed girl uploaded the video then she might conclude that it contributed to Lacey's "suicide".
@@jamestown8398 Oh. Shouldn't have done that. She deserves it. Lol.
😬
"When you're drunk. You don't have time for the beginning of words. All you care about is ood and unani" 🤣
Food and what?
@@jolyngarcia3239 Food and Punani
@@gabrieljude2478 what’s Punani
@@thechampionofskylands I don't know if that's a serious question but I'm gonna answer it anyway. It's slang for a womans vagina.
@@thechampionofskylands some type of ancient slang for pussy according to urban dictionary
2:04 how to make an entrance 🤣
I JUST GOT THE BIGGEST BLOODIEST PERIOD OF ALL TIME!
0:46 "Do I look smar"t? "Stan look at me smart".
“Vault!” or “When did I eat vomit?” Are still some my favourite clips I’ve seen and I don’t know why, they’re painfully simple yet effective. 😂
0:57 I remember this part had me rolling it still does 😂😂😂
He’s so lightweight, he can float to the moon.
2:53 probably everyone after quarantine
2:28 and 3:00
The delivery on these two are amazing ahahaha!
You forgot the scene where Hayley is wasted at Alpha Asian Vince Chung's party
"Get off me"
"Roger, Steve could be dead!"
He might as well be after what he's about to do.
1:04 "VAULT"
It's one of my favorite scenes of all of American dad
1:57 is a mood
What kind of mood is that
@@haydendoesstuff218 lmao
2:02 even Ronnie is shocked 😂
2:30 Kills me every time for some reason.
“Oh I’ll tell you why! HeYeaugh-“
0:44 The Iconic “Square Eyes” when Francine puts on Steve’s glasses is a nice touch!
"Do I look smart? Stan, look at me smart!"
1:11 “Did you see that, Harold? That man tried to put his package into that mailbox.“
“Maybe he thought it was a FE-male box.”
Oooh ho ho ho ho ho!!! Lol
...it’s been nine years since Judy died...
COMMENT SO UNDERRATED MOST PEOPLE DONT KNOW IS A FAMILY GUY REF
69 likes.
Ok that one was pretty clever. I didn't expected it
@@misterpoopnose6547 oh is a family guy ref? I think i lost that episode
I like the one where Stan vomits while passing out to Footloose and a cricket jumps in his mouth.
Watching Stan and Klaus get drunk makes me laugh so hard tears come out of my eyes.
"When did I eat vomit?"
😂 😂 😂
2:12 literally me a few weeks after my senior prom
“Does it taste good pig ?“🤣🤣
Klous is hilarious when his drunk
Francine! Let’s do some shots!
3:03 “when did I eat vomit” 🤣🤣🤣
3:13
The one were all looking for.
The worst part about Klause throwing up in his bowl is you can hear the vomit hit the side
Drunk Steve is to be invited to every party from henceforth.
V A U L T
1:11
You’re prettier than all your sisters: Who writes that crap? I lost it- rewatched it like six times! Wait; seven!!! He whispered it y’all!
Ive been like some of these when i got drunk. I actually passed out in front of my house and my Dad had to picked me up in front of the door.
He was mad as hell at me lol
2:30 "Oh I'LL tell you why! HeuuuAAAAHHH"
"When did I eat vomit?"😂😂😂😂
Steve coming home fun-hammered is the best thing ever!
I love the dead stares of the seven guys in the class room and the one girl filming it all.
Next time I throw up I have to say “When did I eat vomit?!”
I love that Stan and Francine essentially turn into teenage girls at a sleepover when they get drunk together.
klaus getting drunk is pretty amazing lol
Stan's drunk dance😂kinda accurate
Francine: Klaus, you take decaf, right?
Klaus: In the evenings, yes. But in the morning I drink---WHATEVER! HEY! WHATS THAT--WHERE YOU GOING?
😂😂😂😂
Let's dance*
2:07
Yeah....that's not something any son wants to hear from his mom
I’m a daughter and I don’t even wanna hear my mom say that 😭
"When you're drunk you don't care about the beginning of words; all you care about is 'ood and 'unani." Classic.
Rachel Fox Go home Steve. You’re drunk.
What is that supposed to be?
The uncut version is funnier.
@@BlackCover95 food and Punani aka pussy
1:57, how drunk I aspire to be.
"When did I eat vomit?"
"Look Stan, kitchen people!" 😂
Edit: Also, "Oh my God, mac n cheese! We need mac n cheese!" 😆
Awww too bad. I was hoping for all the clips of Francine with her special blend "XXX", Windex and Fertilizer. It made her talk to the demon cabal and hallucinate Ripped Klaus (yes, that's right... imagine that, a shredded fish, ludricrous!)
Imperial Judesmen138 ask addicted here... she knows
@@dagonorrea Klaus was actually that ripped he took steroids and started working out in the episode
the beggining with stan drunk is me with my friends all the time.
0:58 (French Narrartor voice) ONE MARTINI LATER...
LOL! 🤣😂
“I sucked 7 d***s , and I didn’t even get to Ronnie“ That line had me roflmao . Especially the fact that Roger’s character is supposed to be modeled after Tracy Flick from the film Election.
0:27 I love this moment roger trying to be annoying then he got annoyed
Drunk Stan and Drunk Francine are so perfect for each other it's so cute
A lot of this is out of context. Makes it even better.
I need a Francine in my life lol
Womens wild!
American Dad has a charm no other show has.
1:57-2:13 my favorites
Your head is so funny looking!
Ahahaha!
Badababdbabdbababrbabababrbabbaba!
It's so bulbous!
Haha, ok
2:43 let's dance
Oh come on!!! We all know Roger gets drunk way more than this!!!
2:31 had me rolling
Kitchen people.
LMAO.
Klaus’ voice when he’s drunk is hilarious
I'm kinda impressed they accurately drew an A-4B at 2:09
U missed when Stan was drunk n thought Francine was a witch
Getting drunk was awsome and complete insanity I ever seen it all before. 🤣
0:30 Roger was mad at Stan later for making fun of his head, but to be fair Roger did take Stan's beer🤷♂️
Fucking Roger
stand had quite enough beer already.
2:30 Klaus throwing up always cracks me up
Klaus drunk is hilarious
Ronny dodged that bullet. 😆
"why'd Stan put you in the freezer??"
"Oh I'll tell you why! He-E E U A G H"
1:56 to 2:03 is my favorite so far. I can’t stop laughing 😂