History Hijinks: The Worst Venetian Ever

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  • Опубликовано: 27 янв 2025

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  • @OverlySarcasticProductions
    @OverlySarcasticProductions  8 месяцев назад +789

    📚📖BOOOOOOOOOOK 📖📚
    www.kickstarter.com/projects/wraithmarked/theveneziad?ref=4ikdfa

    • @theanimeunderworld8338
      @theanimeunderworld8338 8 месяцев назад +14

      Blue, I commend your admiration for writing a book.
      I'm trying to do the same thing, you're lucky you have enough fame

    • @andmake-qg5bi
      @andmake-qg5bi 8 месяцев назад +4

      Im so fucking excited for this book I created a Kickstarter account to set a reminder for when it's launched

    • @Thedragonspinner
      @Thedragonspinner 8 месяцев назад +3

      Reading !!!!

    • @swara4704
      @swara4704 8 месяцев назад +3

      I WILL BUY!!!!

    • @Azerinth
      @Azerinth 8 месяцев назад +5

      I think we have enough to justify a Venice playlist if there isn't one already.

  • @saturo96
    @saturo96 8 месяцев назад +3309

    So you took Dante's route, you can't marry Venice, but you wrote a book about her.

    • @AbisexualCarpenter
      @AbisexualCarpenter 8 месяцев назад +135

      Cyan would be upset if he married Venice

    • @isapu1948
      @isapu1948 8 месяцев назад

      But not surprised 😅
      /S​@@AbisexualCarpenter

    • @sechran
      @sechran 8 месяцев назад +275

      ​@@AbisexualCarpenter
      [b]"Honey, can I use 'Venice' as a pet name for you?"
      [c]"I don't know, can you say it properly?"
      [b]"...=("

    • @KikoKay-Kay
      @KikoKay-Kay 8 месяцев назад +72

      @@sechran i legit wouldn't be suprised, if these same words were said in the bedroom at some point
      (Just based on the humor of those two ;) )

    • @totallyadifferentperson
      @totallyadifferentperson 8 месяцев назад +63

      Canonically Cyan is Venice

  • @elianaslivia4405
    @elianaslivia4405 8 месяцев назад +4403

    Blue was so desperate to make another Venice episode he wrote a whole ass book. The dedication 🥹

    • @TheHorsemanOfTheApocalypse
      @TheHorsemanOfTheApocalypse 8 месяцев назад +6

      No comments?

    • @maxwellkagel7198
      @maxwellkagel7198 8 месяцев назад +36

      Dude is an absolute chad

    • @sechran
      @sechran 8 месяцев назад +96

      Blue is many things. But he is *not* a liar and he does not renege. When he makes a bold statement like, "until I can write a book about it" to his audience after a blunderous video, he follows through on it.

    • @grobanlover292
      @grobanlover292 8 месяцев назад +17

      a whole ass *Epic

    • @shaggythewriter8185
      @shaggythewriter8185 8 месяцев назад +10

      I'm buying that as soon as it drops

  • @LexYeen
    @LexYeen 8 месяцев назад +2490

    "Beheaded for crimes" is such an _ominous_ description, damn.

    • @mortisCZ
      @mortisCZ 8 месяцев назад +161

      I love it. It's the way to show that someone was punished but not giving them a true, detailed legacy that others might crave to repeat or surpass.

    • @orsolyafekete7485
      @orsolyafekete7485 8 месяцев назад +130

      I love how it's not "treason" or "conspiracy", just "crimes". Perfect.

    • @bluesbest1
      @bluesbest1 8 месяцев назад +49

      It has similar vibes to the "Throngler"

    • @migrivp2672
      @migrivp2672 8 месяцев назад +13

      "Canceled for a comment made by is father before he was even born" plus the comments was legit just slang of its time to say a completely different thing.

    • @TalasDD
      @TalasDD 8 месяцев назад +6

      they should have however also depictet his head on a table instead of just blacking him out.

  • @MikuJess
    @MikuJess 8 месяцев назад +1375

    "I'm not making another episode about Venice until I write a book about it."
    ...
    "Hey I wrote a book about it, now lemme tell you about this asshole-"

  • @ReySilverskin
    @ReySilverskin 8 месяцев назад +592

    The man was so hated that they didn't even write down specifically why they killed him. Presumably they didn't want anyone getting ideas.

    • @JayTorin
      @JayTorin 8 месяцев назад +70

      That or it was such common knowledge they didn't feel it was worth writing down lol

    • @AnimeSunglasses
      @AnimeSunglasses 8 месяцев назад +84

      "He knows what he did!"

    • @aacsmiles
      @aacsmiles 3 месяца назад +6

      “So why was this guy executed again?”
      Venice: *big weary sigh* look, we don’t really feel like getting into that…

  • @renan-elias13
    @renan-elias13 8 месяцев назад +1024

    The Veneziad needs to be preserved so in a post-apocalypse it can be re-discovered.

    • @archermahou8910
      @archermahou8910 8 месяцев назад +249

      "While the Veneziad was likely written more than five hundred years after the actual Renaissance, it's the only primary source we have to work with, so we'll have to make do." - Excessively Ironic Productions, 11265.

    • @comlitbeta7532
      @comlitbeta7532 8 месяцев назад

      @@archermahou8910 and Hernán Cortés beaten Moctezuma to death rubber chicken

    • @oscarandreas1431
      @oscarandreas1431 8 месяцев назад +22

      @@archermahou8910 luv it E.I.P

    • @thejudgmentalcat
      @thejudgmentalcat 8 месяцев назад +22

      A necessary item you can only get from a side quest to actual Venice

    • @francesleones4973
      @francesleones4973 8 месяцев назад +53

      OSP's RUclips channel needs to be preserved too.
      "This audio visual compilation, upon discovery in the year 3286, revealed precious information related to the planet's now-extinct civilizations, eras of ancient history, and lost literature. Red and Blue appear to have been scholars specializing in different fields. Red specialized in literature and ancient myths and folktales while Blue focused on history with a special fixation on a city called Venice and domes."

  • @pauliusbaranauskas7915
    @pauliusbaranauskas7915 8 месяцев назад +1175

    This has the vibe of "I'll eat a copy of the Iliad once I get a million subscribers *gets a million subscribers*"

    •  8 месяцев назад +28

      Honestly, just reading it is only marginally less bad for your stomach and it definitely takes longer too

    • @slwrabbits
      @slwrabbits 8 месяцев назад +13

      That's when you get someone to make a copy in chocolate

    • @pamspray5254
      @pamspray5254 8 месяцев назад +11

      @@slwrabbits Just make sure the ink it was printed with is mostly safe to eat, then dip each page in chocolate (frying in oil before dipping optional) and boom. Chocolate paper chips. Lots of fiber.

    • @awzthemusicalreviews
      @awzthemusicalreviews 7 месяцев назад +4

      It can't make me feel more sick than reading any part that involves Cassandra

  • @fulviopontarollo2952
    @fulviopontarollo2952 8 месяцев назад +199

    Fun fact: every single year there was a procession and remembrance of how the Republic put a stop to Falier’s attempted coup, which included also a reenactment of his beheading (which took place on the same “Giants’ Stairs” of the Ducal Palace upon which each new Doge’s inauguration happened so they enacted that part there)
    And every single year the current Doge was required/obligated to be present and behold the beheading’s reenactment as an yearly reminder to not get any weird ideas about making secret plots against the state

    • @LisaBullardMusic
      @LisaBullardMusic 6 месяцев назад +10

      That sounds like a great way to keep your representatives in line 😂

  • @fireyjon
    @fireyjon 8 месяцев назад +285

    Nothing is funnier than the official portrait just reading “beheaded for crimes”

  • @Flopsos
    @Flopsos 8 месяцев назад +614

    The madlad actually wrote a book about Venice,
    I need to go make some space on my shelf.

    • @galwitprifor001
      @galwitprifor001 8 месяцев назад +16

      Not just a book - an epic poem in Italian and English. He is The Madlad.

  • @CharlesUrban
    @CharlesUrban 8 месяцев назад +411

    It's a good thing that the Council of Ten didn't get any ideas about taking over Venice themselves. That's always a risk when a government gives a group of people that much power over internal affairs.

    • @4partharmony208
      @4partharmony208 8 месяцев назад +28

      *stares in Appius Claudius *

    • @Brasswatchman
      @Brasswatchman 8 месяцев назад +36

      That does seem like the point of failure. I wonder how people got named to the Council.

    • @MoondustManwise
      @MoondustManwise 8 месяцев назад +73

      *stares at supreme Court maliciously*

    • @blacksage2375
      @blacksage2375 8 месяцев назад +83

      A quick wiki check says the Council of Ten was elected for 1 year terms by the Great Council aka the same aristocrats it was supposed to keep an eye on. Said aristocrats would probably be motivated to ensure either those selected lacked a power base to do anything, and/or that seats were divided among the major power brokers.

    • @4partharmony208
      @4partharmony208 8 месяцев назад +22

      @@blacksage2375 so the Decemviri all over again 1700 years later. History really does rhyme. So easy to abuse that power without the checks and bureaucracy Venice built

  • @MythrilZenith
    @MythrilZenith 8 месяцев назад +189

    Dang Blue gonna actually convert me to the "maybe Venice truly did have the most functional republic" yet.

    • @kbye2321
      @kbye2321 8 месяцев назад +32

      Blue should just ramble on about the benefits and drawbacks of a Venetian-style republic.

    • @Tustin2121
      @Tustin2121 8 месяцев назад +4

      I think maybe the US should take some notes. Maybe ask that council of ten the look into our court of nine…

    • @cam4636
      @cam4636 8 месяцев назад +14

      @@Tustin2121 I feel like the US has a fundamental disconnect here. The US doesn't actually like making money for the US, it likes making money for a few people in charge of very large business corporations; the US doesn't actually want a functioning democracy, it wants a small council of self-serving rulers...I'm not talking about the Supreme Court on that, either. The Electoral College sucks by design, not by failure to predict that a small elite group of wealthy men will continue to maintain power for the wealthy men of the ruling class

    • @Tustin2121
      @Tustin2121 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@cam4636 - Do not disagree with anything you say here. There’s a lot that needs to change…

    • @brianroberts783
      @brianroberts783 8 месяцев назад +2

      1000 years is a good track record.

  • @Dr.Barber
    @Dr.Barber 8 месяцев назад +37

    Okay I just wanna take a second to muse on how funny it is that Blue went from not giving a damn about history, then he played one Assassin's Creed over a decade ago, and now he's writing epic poetry about Venice. That's a hell of a character arc

    • @brendanthebomber.
      @brendanthebomber. 8 месяцев назад +6

      Another reason that ac is a goated franchise it gave us blue

  • @justinsinke2088
    @justinsinke2088 8 месяцев назад +139

    I love how "Vembis" has become a running gag now.

  • @Sabshark
    @Sabshark 8 месяцев назад +91

    Amongst Italians, we have a stereotype about Venetians describing them as having a insultingly massive egoes. I am sure Blue's Epic with Venetian's protagonists will not cause these egoes to inflate at all. At. All.
    Also, as someone from Ravenna (one of the many conquests of the Venetians) it is wild to see the Venetians as heroes in anything not starrnig Napoleon, the Pope or the Austrians

    • @lolloblue9646
      @lolloblue9646 8 месяцев назад +8

      Ah, hubris. Causing trouble since the Epic medium existed

  • @Torfin2001
    @Torfin2001 8 месяцев назад +1031

    2:08
    "Before casting judgement, I invite you to listen to this sick fiddle solo"
    That's Nero's personality in a nutshell. He truly put art above everything else, no matter how awful it was. As the writer Gaius Petronius wrote while taking his life:
    "I can forgive you for murdering your wife and your mother, for burning our beloved Rome, for befouling our fair country with the stench of your crimes. But one thing I cannot forgive - the boredom of having to listen to your verses, your second-rate songs, your mediocre performances. Adhere to your special gifts, Nero - murder and arson, betrayal and terror. Mutilate your subjects if you must; but with my last breath I beg you - do not mutilate the arts. Fare well, but compose no more music. Brutalize the people, but do not bore them, as you have bored to death your friend, the late Gaius Petronius."

    • @jaydenliberty9536
      @jaydenliberty9536 8 месяцев назад +123

      *WHILE TAKING HIS LIFE?!?!?!?!?*

    • @Torfin2001
      @Torfin2001 8 месяцев назад +146

      @@jaydenliberty9536
      He cut one of his wrists and told a slave to write his last words

    • @professorowl9564
      @professorowl9564 8 месяцев назад +53

      That's so god damn iconic​@@Torfin2001

    • @erdtroll7010
      @erdtroll7010 8 месяцев назад +166

      “Do not let Nero cook, ever again“- Gaius Petronius

    • @kingchey772
      @kingchey772 8 месяцев назад +42

      Sickest burn ever

  • @SageVallant
    @SageVallant 8 месяцев назад +160

    I'm borrowing "Treason Weasel."

  • @elizaripper
    @elizaripper 8 месяцев назад +590

    I was wondering who GB Stewart was before I remembered how much Gregory energy Blue has. I’m just happy the ban on Venice talk has been lifted!😁💙

    • @mahtimonni97
      @mahtimonni97 8 месяцев назад +182

      Blue is so obviously a Gregory. Indigo is very obviously a Sophie. And Red is so clearly a Red that I cannot imagine her having a regular human name.

    • @aquamarinerose5405
      @aquamarinerose5405 8 месяцев назад +29

      I'm... Not sure what "Gregory Energy" is.

    • @VerityShush
      @VerityShush 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@aquamarinerose5405a dangerous radiation that causes your skin to turn blue

    • @mahtimonni97
      @mahtimonni97 8 месяцев назад +70

      @@aquamarinerose5405 It's a measurement on how close to the idea of a true Gregory one can reach with their unique vibe.

    • @badassbillyb
      @badassbillyb 8 месяцев назад +77

      I do remember back when the channel belonged to red, blue would occasionally appear because they were roommates and before blue she called him Gregory

  • @foggy8298
    @foggy8298 8 месяцев назад +167

    Blue trying to make enough videos about Venice to be done and satisfied before it’s fully submerged

    • @errorcrj110
      @errorcrj110 Месяц назад

      Blue (and/or his successors) will certainly continue to talk about Venice long after it it submerged

  • @Richforce1
    @Richforce1 7 месяцев назад +24

    You and Red need to have a debate video on the better election method; Kindergarten Bingo Ball VS releasing a Sacred Pigeon to land on someone.

  • @Katy133
    @Katy133 8 месяцев назад +44

    4:08 The "medieval bingo ball machine" looks like something I'd see in a Discworld adaptation, what the heck. XD

  • @NathanSimonGottemer
    @NathanSimonGottemer 8 месяцев назад +54

    The word for Duke being “Doge” will never not be funny

    • @det.bullock4461
      @det.bullock4461 8 месяцев назад +12

      In standard Italian it's "Duca" from the latin "dux" which at times it's rendered in "duce" when people wanted to get fancy (hence why it was adopted by the fascists).

    • @DragonbIaze052
      @DragonbIaze052 8 месяцев назад +17

      Soooo... I have some terrible news about that... the doge died today.

    • @davidshaffer511
      @davidshaffer511 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@DragonbIaze052 Wow. Such sorrow. Much regret.

  • @kingnaga619
    @kingnaga619 8 месяцев назад +92

    I am convinced the most difficult decision in Blue’s life was the choice to either marry Cyan, or continue his lifelong goal to find a way to legally marry Venice.

    • @wels234
      @wels234 7 месяцев назад +13

      Or marry all domes

  • @dnm3732
    @dnm3732 8 месяцев назад +65

    I don't know what is more surprising that Blue actually wrote a book or that his last name is Stewart

    • @Meli-Meliai
      @Meli-Meliai 4 месяца назад +1

      His first name is Gregory, isn’t it? That would make his name “Gregory Stewart.“

    • @dnm3732
      @dnm3732 4 месяца назад

      @@Meli-Meliai yes but what does the B stand for
      Also I thought all of his ancestors came from the Mediterranean
      Oh well guess there are things we may never know

  • @Chaseis
    @Chaseis 8 месяцев назад +46

    The book is a really cool idea, when you first said book I thought "oh cool, my favorite history tuber wrote a book in the same style as his scripts" then I realized it was a whole story and got more excited.

  • @JackRackam
    @JackRackam 8 месяцев назад +92

    There's a worse Venetian than Enrico Dandolo?? Tell me more...
    (and congrats on writing your book!)

    • @gavinsmith9871
      @gavinsmith9871 8 месяцев назад

      Oh hey it's you.

    • @4partharmony208
      @4partharmony208 8 месяцев назад +18

      That, good sir, is apparently entirely a matter of perspective. Dandolo didn't do anything to Venice, he just destabilized and wrecked pretty much everywhere else

    • @nonnayerbusiness7704
      @nonnayerbusiness7704 8 месяцев назад +6

      Enrico Dandolo got appropriate revenge for his own blinding and the massacre of the Latins in Constantinople in 1182.

    • @kbye2321
      @kbye2321 8 месяцев назад +5

      In terms of being the platonic ideal of a Venetian and being the Doge, then Marin Falieri might be the worst.

    • @michaelfisher7170
      @michaelfisher7170 3 месяца назад

      exactly what I was thinking.

  • @milo-bk6np
    @milo-bk6np 8 месяцев назад +50

    Also blue saying he won't talk about Venice until he wrote a book while having written a book we don't know about yet

  • @NemoAnonymus18
    @NemoAnonymus18 8 месяцев назад +220

    I don't why that is what catching me surprised but... BLUE'S SURNAME IS STEWART?!?!

    • @kbye2321
      @kbye2321 8 месяцев назад +57

      Yeah, I personally didn't expect the Vembis-loving Grekboi to have a surprisingly non-Greek surname, let alone something unusually mundane as _Stewart_ , but who cares; he slays anyway! :)

    • @shadow0fx
      @shadow0fx 8 месяцев назад +73

      Not gonna lie, kinda expected him to sign it “Gregory Blue” to keep up the bit

    • @AmbushIntheDark
      @AmbushIntheDark 8 месяцев назад +88

      In the Scotland episode he said he was Scottish and its hard to get a more Scottish name than Stewart.
      Source: I'm also Scottish and have the last name Stewart.

    • @Boss_Isaac
      @Boss_Isaac 8 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@AmbushIntheDark
      Stewart as a name is of Scottish origin?

    • @dirty_mac
      @dirty_mac 8 месяцев назад +23

      @@shadow0fx Hey that's what the B in G. B. stands for

  • @carlinc.christensen3478
    @carlinc.christensen3478 8 месяцев назад +95

    Blue: "How much time do you have?"
    Me: "Looks like between 6 and 7 minutes"

  • @personman-fk5fq
    @personman-fk5fq 8 месяцев назад +4

    Says he can quit venice when ever he wants, quits cold turkey, does one little hit and immediately writes a book.
    Reminds me of dr. Jekyll

  • @lunaakuma5044
    @lunaakuma5044 8 месяцев назад +19

    I commend the dedication of writing an entire book, in the style of the god damned greek epics, just to talk about Venice again.
    also "treason weasel" made me chuckle

  • @IndyMiraaga
    @IndyMiraaga 8 месяцев назад +55

    The irony of the Doge meme dog dying today and you talking about a Doge-run system of governance on the same day...

  • @swara4704
    @swara4704 8 месяцев назад +58

    The foiled plan sounds like what would happen if ol' julius wasn't such a prick about all the bad omens

  • @robertwatson4840
    @robertwatson4840 8 месяцев назад +35

    The Veneziad the the MOST Blue thing ever and I am 100% here for it.

    • @Duiker36
      @Duiker36 8 месяцев назад

      Yeah. Fiction.

    • @robertwatson4840
      @robertwatson4840 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@Duiker36rEaLlY?!? i ThOUgHT iT wAS ReAl!

    • @Tustin2121
      @Tustin2121 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@Duiker36- My guy thinks the Aeneid is non-fiction or something, lol.

    • @robertwatson4840
      @robertwatson4840 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@Tustin2121 whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Whoa. You mean Aneas is a MYTHOLOGICAL figure? I gotta take a minute here and get my head straight, my whole world view has totally turned upside down.

  • @pathfindersavant3988
    @pathfindersavant3988 8 месяцев назад +56

    Imagine if the US chose their presidents from a series of bingo games in the congress.

    • @Cleric0Youth
      @Cleric0Youth 8 месяцев назад +33

      That option is looking really good right now

    • @kbye2321
      @kbye2321 8 месяцев назад +33

      Somehow, making Election Week a sort of official ceremonial, cultural holiday and having it all being done through randomized bingo games feels surprisingly reasonable and even... rational??? What??!

    • @Brasswatchman
      @Brasswatchman 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@kbye2321 I don't know about rational, but it does sound pretty good right about now.

    • @EllipticalReasoning
      @EllipticalReasoning 8 месяцев назад +17

      @@kbye2321 I actually kind of like the 'sensible pool of candidates every time, but a lot of layers of randomness in which one you get' idea.

    • @globin3477
      @globin3477 8 месяцев назад +7

      That sounds preferable to our current system.

  • @Osric24
    @Osric24 8 месяцев назад +18

    Blue drops a Doge video the day our beloved Meme Doge Kabosu crossed the rainbow bridge. I'll take Venetian jokes and rep his book to ease the grief.
    Much love. Very good girl. Wow.

  • @rfactor1502
    @rfactor1502 8 месяцев назад +13

    No, no Blue, that first clip was the correct clip. Pure comedy gold. A great reason to let you ramble about the great Mediterranean lagoon town is things like that happen.

  • @brittkelly877
    @brittkelly877 8 месяцев назад +13

    4:40 “Brunch with a gimmicky campfire” I nearly fell out of my chair lol

  • @YaBoyMiz
    @YaBoyMiz 2 месяца назад +2

    “Beheaded for crimes” reminds me so much of “big fighty men go in the shame box, imprisoned for sports crimes”. It’s just so vague and sounds silly.

  • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi
    @Obi-Wan_Kenobi 8 месяцев назад +4

    We will watch your authorial career with great interest Blue!

  • @UndineOwens024
    @UndineOwens024 8 месяцев назад +16

    I KNEW IT! As soon as you made the statement, Blue, I *knew* you were hard at work on a Venice book! ::beams::
    So excited for you, Blue! Congratulations :).

  • @billywarren007
    @billywarren007 8 месяцев назад +48

    Vembis time!

  • @Impbrush
    @Impbrush 8 месяцев назад +2

    I don't read epic poems but I love to support you guys in your crazy ambitions. Plus your love of Venice I think will help make the pages dance.

  • @theduchessofspring2395
    @theduchessofspring2395 8 месяцев назад +5

    "treason weasel..." I'll have to keep that in back pocket in case I ever have the appropriate occasion to use it.

  • @jackielinde7568
    @jackielinde7568 8 месяцев назад +20

    Hey, Blue! You're not the only one who loves Venezia/Venice. I loved the green canalled city so much, I've used it as inspiration for my medieval gem Mezzaluna in the D&D campaign I'm currently running. (Gem? Pearl? Mine's carved out of marble. It's also 250 feet above the sea it abuts to and the canals flow into FOUR WATERFALLS. They also use hamster wheels and water wheels to move cargo up and down the clift from the docks below the city. Take that, Venice.)

  • @unlimitedblack
    @unlimitedblack 8 месяцев назад +8

    The power some folks have to just knuckle down and WRITE A BOOK will never fail to impress me. Really looking forward to this.

  • @dorian4534
    @dorian4534 8 месяцев назад +4

    I absolutely love listening to people gush about their special interests. It's what makes this channel awesome.

  • @TheRealEvilkitten3
    @TheRealEvilkitten3 6 месяцев назад +4

    checks and balances to prevent a coup.... that sounds nice

  • @bernie_slammers5
    @bernie_slammers5 8 месяцев назад +50

    BOOOK?!?!?!?! TAKE MY MONEY!

  • @Nasser851000
    @Nasser851000 8 месяцев назад +70

    Blue trying to compete with Daniel Greene XD

    • @LincolnDWard
      @LincolnDWard 8 месяцев назад +1

      Now we just got to figure out where Cyan fits into the dynamic

  • @Vgn1701
    @Vgn1701 8 месяцев назад +2

    An epic about Venice in the style of the Iliad, Odyssey and Aeneid?! Are you insane?! (I love you, never stop, this is the best thing ever.)

  • @EllpaFox47
    @EllpaFox47 3 месяца назад +4

    8:20 XD Treason Weasel is my new favorite phrase

  • @carsoncasmirri3874
    @carsoncasmirri3874 7 месяцев назад +2

    2:51 if well if that isn’t horribly accurate, Italian family dinners at least in my house involve shouting and someone being told to shut up. Plus there is something perfect about an entirely randomized electorate

  • @MyObessiveDirector
    @MyObessiveDirector 8 месяцев назад +10

    The biggest shock on this video is finding that that blue's name is Gregory

  • @cofferhead1123
    @cofferhead1123 8 месяцев назад +3

    I was genuinely bamboozled when blue announce his book, i was expecting just a joke. That said, I need it.

  • @woodfur00
    @woodfur00 8 месяцев назад +8

    RIP Kabosu the shiba inu AKA Doge, this video's timing was bizarrely perfect

  • @saskiacowan8962
    @saskiacowan8962 8 месяцев назад +3

    Omg I love the fact that you wrote not just a book, but an EPIC POEM😮 as a philologist who loves a good epic poem, YES❤❤❤

  • @giantflamingrabbitmonster8124
    @giantflamingrabbitmonster8124 8 месяцев назад +2

    8:33 As an artist, the fact that it looks like they didnt even decide to fully render the black cloth as an added insult is just so funny.

  • @Deng73
    @Deng73 8 месяцев назад +3

    Blue, to have a topic about Venice is a good enough reason to talk about Venice and it's citizens. Never doubt it, never let anybody stop you. Some of your absolute masterpieces of videos were about Venice!

  • @yveltheyveltal5166
    @yveltheyveltal5166 8 месяцев назад +13

    1:32 If you're going to go with the dual language thing, I recommend you do it in Venetian instead of standard Italian.

    • @OverlySarcasticProductions
      @OverlySarcasticProductions  8 месяцев назад +9

      Don't even joke 😭

    • @yveltheyveltal5166
      @yveltheyveltal5166 8 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@OverlySarcasticProductionsI'm not! It would be a great way to show off how distinct Venice is from the other regions of Italy, and surely there are at least a handful of Venetians who'd volunteer for this kind of thing.

    • @_jpg
      @_jpg 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@yveltheyveltal5166 Great, now he's being blue

  • @danielalexander8402
    @danielalexander8402 5 месяцев назад +1

    I missed the chance to back the project by not seeing this video for two months. The sorrow is mine.

  • @stephaniemariewhitlock8370
    @stephaniemariewhitlock8370 8 месяцев назад +6

    R.I.P. DOGE KABOSU (such timing, much meme)

  • @danielf.7151
    @danielf.7151 8 месяцев назад +8

    Here is my attempt at translating the text at 4:07
    "No.1. Shows the box from which the papers or gold and sivler balls are drawn to make everything known through the lot.
    A.B.C. Boxes with which you [cannot decipher]
    A. Box to the left hand side
    B. Middle box
    C. Box to the right hand side, all in front of the throne of the Duke [the Doge]."

    • @kbye2321
      @kbye2321 8 месяцев назад

      If it's fine, can you also explain the infographic of the Venetian electoral process for Doge, please?

    • @danielf.7151
      @danielf.7151 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@kbye2321 Sorry. that one is in italian. the one i translated was in german

    • @kbye2321
      @kbye2321 8 месяцев назад

      @@danielf.7151 OHHH, Okay! Thanks anyway! :)

    • @Furigou
      @Furigou 8 месяцев назад +3

      ​​​@@kbye2321 at 4:56 it says:
      At the top "This is how the Most Serene Doge of Venezia is elected"
      Bottom right: "From the Grand Council 30 people are extracted at random, using a ballot"
      Then, you trace the diagram from left to right: "30 people, of which 9 are extracted, who elect 40 people of which 12 are extracted (...)" and so on, until it ends on 41 people who (bottom left) "They elect the Most Serene (doge), at least 25 of them must agree, and the vote must be confirmed again by the Grand Council"
      I live in Venice and i had no idea about half this stuff

    • @kbye2321
      @kbye2321 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Furigou Thanks so much!

  • @adrianopandolfo
    @adrianopandolfo 8 месяцев назад +40

    Yooo. Venice. Again.
    Gotta love Venice.

  • @DarkKnight6six6
    @DarkKnight6six6 8 месяцев назад +7

    LOVE how it just says "for crimes"
    And refuses to elaborate 😂😂😂

  • @danielsantiagourtado3430
    @danielsantiagourtado3430 8 месяцев назад +9

    Love your work blue! You're amazing ❤❤❤❤

  • @vedwalker3974
    @vedwalker3974 8 месяцев назад +2

    Oh my Lorde. He actually wrote a book. I love this channel.

  • @larsdewit6521
    @larsdewit6521 8 месяцев назад +5

    Stretchgoal where Red turns your book into a tabletop setting?

  • @marziandhermind
    @marziandhermind 8 месяцев назад +1

    YA MADE A BOOK LETS FUKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I've been watching y'all's channel since freshman year of high school in 2016 and it's always so mind boggling to think about how far you folks have come. I even introduced this channel to my favorite history teachers cuz sometimes you'd release videos on a topic that I just so happened to be learning about that month and they'd show it to the class! I'm so hecking proud of you two and I can't wait for what comes next!!!! ❤💙

  • @DataChicken77
    @DataChicken77 8 месяцев назад +11

    HOLY CITY OF CANALS, BLUE-MAN!!! I must read this book!

  • @AcePangolin
    @AcePangolin 8 месяцев назад +2

    I'M SO EXCITED FOR THE BOOK!

  • @magicnote2103
    @magicnote2103 8 месяцев назад +4

    "Treason weasel" is my new favourite insult 😂

  • @Knurlurzhad
    @Knurlurzhad 8 месяцев назад +2

    CONGRATS ON THE BOOK, BLUE!

  • @핑엘리
    @핑엘리 8 месяцев назад +5

    ah yes, our boy, Gregory Blue Stewart.

  • @fighting.words.ma.library
    @fighting.words.ma.library 8 месяцев назад +1

    Congrats on the book, Blue! So psyched for you!

  • @VarangianGuard13
    @VarangianGuard13 8 месяцев назад +2

    Blue: Talk about the Most Serene Republic as often as possible. It is a beautiful part of history.

  • @jcfreak73
    @jcfreak73 8 месяцев назад +2

    "The madmen weaponized capitalism for the good of the republic. Is that allowed?"
    ...yes. Encouraged even i man that is what Adam Smith argued for.

  • @TetsuShima
    @TetsuShima 8 месяцев назад +28

    2:08
    Correction: Nero didn't play the fiddle. That instrument wasn't created until the 10th Century

  • @UpSky2
    @UpSky2 8 месяцев назад

    Thank you. I did so want to see this notable and famous example treated by your distinguished... etc. Thank you again.

  • @mr.boomguy
    @mr.boomguy 8 месяцев назад +3

    Okay. I just happened to be on a OSP streak, and a upload happened within the hour. Nice.

  • @blackblade1373
    @blackblade1373 8 месяцев назад

    I have the perfect spot on my bookshelf for your book Blue. Can’t wait to read it!

  • @SirWilliamKidney
    @SirWilliamKidney 8 месяцев назад +46

    "How well did the government stand up to tyrannical whackos?" Oh gods, Blue, too soon. This one hits heart-achingly, gut-rendingly, waaaaay too close to home. *dies inside

  • @meghanmcgowan7748
    @meghanmcgowan7748 8 месяцев назад

    Congratulations on the book, Blue! Sounds like it was quite the labor of love to write.

  • @queerlyvictorian
    @queerlyvictorian 8 месяцев назад +2

    "Beheaded for crimes." So elegantly vague lol 😂

  • @prof_brendo
    @prof_brendo 8 месяцев назад

    This got an immediate thumbs-up as soon as you mentioned the book. Can't wait to read it!

  • @im_bored_hi_
    @im_bored_hi_ 8 месяцев назад +4

    “Beheaded for crimes” should not have been as funny as I found it

  • @jamesmanger4392
    @jamesmanger4392 8 месяцев назад +2

    Awesome and intriguing! Very cool learning about this intriguing form of government. Given how often common discourse boils down to either democracy or autocracy, it would be very cool to see more of these wild and sometimes wacky forms of government.

  • @Nasser851000
    @Nasser851000 8 месяцев назад +33

    Has Blue been to Venice?

    • @blobbie8431
      @blobbie8431 8 месяцев назад +13

      yes

    • @Gurtanator-xw1uk
      @Gurtanator-xw1uk 8 месяцев назад +3

      ye

    • @jankusthegreat9233
      @jankusthegreat9233 8 месяцев назад +1

      I'm assuming he has

    • @laszlokaszas1003
      @laszlokaszas1003 8 месяцев назад +29

      It's a better question how someone convinces Blue to get out of Venice?

    • @noahweathers4408
      @noahweathers4408 8 месяцев назад +8

      IIRC, Cyan was given the chance to pick her destination of choice for their honeymoon and she PICKED Venice. I’m sure they enjoyed it quite a bit.

  • @misteraskman3668
    @misteraskman3668 8 месяцев назад +1

    I saw that there is an study on how giving promotions (and demotions I think) in a corporation at random made the corporation way more profitable and efficient.
    So, yeah, the Venice system really works.

  • @AtlasArtAnimation
    @AtlasArtAnimation 8 месяцев назад +5

    When you are a brilliant empire because you weaponised capitalism and an actual “I like money” banner.

  • @kxuydhj
    @kxuydhj 5 месяцев назад +1

    "i said i won't make a video on Venice again until i can write a book on it but i feel like making a video on Venice... so i'll write a book to justify the video"

  • @swara4704
    @swara4704 8 месяцев назад +10

    Marino faliero sounds like a type of chocolate

  • @SanguiphiliaTV
    @SanguiphiliaTV 7 месяцев назад

    Congratulations on your book!! And double congrats on the super successful kickstarter!

  • @theanimeunderworld8338
    @theanimeunderworld8338 8 месяцев назад +9

    Hurray, a Blue Friday

  • @Retiarius2
    @Retiarius2 8 месяцев назад +2

    Pretty cool how this video in late May talks about leaders in republics being held accountable for treason.

  • @alexandruulesan7009
    @alexandruulesan7009 8 месяцев назад +4

    I'll never understand why the west gushes over the Roman Empire, with Venice on the next page in the history book

    • @kbye2321
      @kbye2321 8 месяцев назад

      'Cause "Rome *B I I I G* " and all that jazz

    • @alexandruulesan7009
      @alexandruulesan7009 8 месяцев назад

      @kbye2321 and that's all that matters, right? Who cares that Venice was rich, stable and dominated the Mediterranean economy

    • @BusoRockin1000
      @BusoRockin1000 8 месяцев назад

      Personally I would prefer that they gush over the Ottoman Empire for taking in the butt load of Jewish refugees from Spain after they went all "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition," on anyone whose family hadn't been Christian since before the First Crusade. Plus they had an assortment of cool hats.

  • @MasqueradingDragon
    @MasqueradingDragon 8 месяцев назад

    Just when I think I can't love these guys anymore(despite my appalling record of missing videos), they surprise me. Stay awesome!

  • @jokodihaynes419
    @jokodihaynes419 8 месяцев назад +5

    "Oh no"-Mario LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @olivinemage4233
    @olivinemage4233 8 месяцев назад +1

    Don't think we didn't notice you promoing our Goblin King's book in the background there. Very sneaky. The hoard approves.