Modern Classics Summarized: Stranger In A Strange Land

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  • @aflamingidiot4427
    @aflamingidiot4427 4 года назад +15152

    This feels like a hybrid between 60's ideals and a really weird anime.

    • @129das
      @129das 4 года назад +663

      Better say Hentai Anime is better then that. Hentai just does whatever.

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 4 года назад +248

      That's Heinlein for ya.

    • @SeanFlynnNB
      @SeanFlynnNB 4 года назад +483

      That's a bit backwards. _Stranger_ was published in 1961, so it's more like it *informed* 60's ideals and really weird anime. For all the reactionary stuff Red calls out, it was surprisingly popular among the hippies.

    • @redstreak1
      @redstreak1 4 года назад +91

      I think that creepily, but astutely, sums it up!

    • @garrett8408
      @garrett8408 4 года назад +99

      Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave.

  • @DeathnoteBB
    @DeathnoteBB 4 года назад +8378

    “That’s not an old one, that’s a corpse nobody’s eaten yet.”
    Sentences I never expected to hear for 400

    • @waffogram7280
      @waffogram7280 4 года назад +312

      What is "incorrect HP Lovecraft quotes"?

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 года назад +96

      Waffogram Correct! You win Jeapordy

    • @dem0nich0ursuwo60
      @dem0nich0ursuwo60 4 года назад +101

      Now I want to make jeopardy just with osp quotes

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 года назад +23

      I’m tired B. That would actually be hilarious

    • @seraph8980
      @seraph8980 4 года назад +6

      Hey a LA BB murder case reference!

  • @deadsushi4287
    @deadsushi4287 4 года назад +6536

    First half: "wow, this could be a movie"
    Second half: "wow, this could be a *porn* movie"

    • @jeremyrossi2716
      @jeremyrossi2716 4 года назад +110

      nome sobrenome or a smutty fanfic

    • @MarkiusFox
      @MarkiusFox 4 года назад +84

      I think it should be...but only if done right. Speilberg won't touch it, high doubts about J.J. Abrams touching it, but absolutely NO ONE from the objectivist --films-- trainwrecks should come close to it.

    • @OsvaldoChannel1
      @OsvaldoChannel1 4 года назад +143

      Me: "so.... This could be an Anime?"

    • @elliotayden3944
      @elliotayden3944 4 года назад +35

      This sucks: the homophobic cultist guide to being a prick

    • @jeremyrossi2716
      @jeremyrossi2716 4 года назад +136

      Ok, but for real; take out the homophobia, sexism, and racism; this would be a cult classic anime

  • @jennyinutil2018
    @jennyinutil2018 Год назад +3698

    An alien who doesn't laugh laughing for the first time at the sight of the cycle of abuse is legitimately creepy

    • @stevetennispro
      @stevetennispro Год назад +62

      The Three Stooges enters the chat. ;)

    • @donfunk6613
      @donfunk6613 Год назад +184

      Heinlein is legitimately creepy. Still in my top five favorite science-fiction writers.

    • @ZeAwesomeHobo
      @ZeAwesomeHobo Год назад +175

      Not just an alien, but also the actual incarnation of an archangel. Not alarming at all.

    • @TesIaNikola
      @TesIaNikola Год назад +81

      I feel like it makes sense in context. Also that one part was one of the only compelling observations. Mike could not laugh because he had been told that funny things were a “goodness”. His realization was that laughing is the goodness, which we do in response to wrongness. I haven’t thought of too many examples, but a lot of jokes off the top of my head boil down to some sort of wrongness. Often not overt moral wrongness, but stuff that just isn’t correct. The main problem I had with it is that this moment was when he claimed to fully grok being human and that he grokked love. Seems kinda nontrivial to me to go from monkeys hitting each other and laughing yo understanding love.

    • @AlexMunz-bg3bc
      @AlexMunz-bg3bc Год назад +19

      @donfunk6613 He somehow manages to write really good fiction in the exact opposite genre he was going for.

  • @eef1309
    @eef1309 4 года назад +6670

    So according to this book, the meaning of life, the world, the universe and everything isn't 42. It's 69

    • @Vorloks
      @Vorloks 4 года назад +230

      You genius bastard lmfao

    • @missizette7017
      @missizette7017 4 года назад +136

      *Slow clapping*

    • @ericpraline
      @ericpraline 4 года назад +90

      No towels then?

    • @eef1309
      @eef1309 4 года назад +57

      @@ericpraline Oh you always need a towel

    • @eef1309
      @eef1309 4 года назад +23

      @@Vorloks Why thank you internet stranger

  • @bobthemonitor9697
    @bobthemonitor9697 4 года назад +6090

    “T-posing psychic nudist colony with rage-eyed Heinlein censor bars” is the most cursed thing I’ve seen all month.

    • @pathfindersavant3988
      @pathfindersavant3988 4 года назад +166

      Cursed? Or blessed? Afterall, how can any T-pose be more dominant than this one considering it was great enough to show dominance against lovecraftian Martians?

    • @mjuzumaki
      @mjuzumaki 4 года назад +119

      @Justin Bergeron you mean "blursed"?

    • @silverthered811
      @silverthered811 4 года назад +38

      I might be wrong, but theyre also t posing on the fludd from halo so now its even more cursed

    • @aegisScale
      @aegisScale 4 года назад +48

      This entire book is probably the most cursed classic I've experienced. No wonder such insane imagery came from it.

    • @Bigusdiccus69
      @Bigusdiccus69 4 года назад +14

      Bob the Monitor
      That is a sentence I thought I would never read

  • @iamtheV0RTEX
    @iamtheV0RTEX 4 года назад +6440

    "This is never explained, I think it's just something Heinlein is into"
    literally the entire book

    • @CasualNotice
      @CasualNotice 4 года назад +380

      If you can't get the female members of your sex cult to enact the ultimate twin fantasy, then what's the point of even being a cult leader/archangel?

    • @powerthunfischdesdonners3086
      @powerthunfischdesdonners3086 4 года назад +105

      @@CasualNotice its the "my oc is better than all, so am I !" thing

    • @roseofoulesfame
      @roseofoulesfame 4 года назад +53

      @@CasualNotice "TWINS, BASIL! TWINS!!!"

    • @alanivar2752
      @alanivar2752 4 года назад +16

      I mean...can ya blame him?

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 4 года назад +57

      @@alanivar2752 Yes.

  • @geekgirl_luv4262
    @geekgirl_luv4262 2 года назад +1992

    It’s nice to see that in the book humans have evolved enough that the argument “Mike can’t own Mars because there’s already other people living there” is actually accepted, because historically, a place already being inhabited unfortunately hasn’t been enough to stop people from claiming that they own it anyway

    • @benduford3746
      @benduford3746 Год назад +169

      The fact that martians can disappear things is probably a pretty strong deterrent.

    • @joshuasgameplays9850
      @joshuasgameplays9850 Год назад +77

      This is literally the only good message ever said in this entire book

    • @sentryogmixmaster
      @sentryogmixmaster Год назад +6

      it's called conquering....it's what people do.

    • @joshuasgameplays9850
      @joshuasgameplays9850 Год назад +34

      @@sentryogmixmaster ok and?

    • @geekgirl_luv4262
      @geekgirl_luv4262 Год назад +57

      @@sentryogmixmaster Just because people do it doesn’t make it not bad. Murder is also a thing that people do, and it is obviously still bad.

  • @jellyrollarts2274
    @jellyrollarts2274 4 года назад +6983

    Every time theres a "Deep Thoughts with Heinlein" you slowly begin to understand and feel the pain of the bystanders listening to the philosopher with agonizing looks on their faces in that greek painting

    • @kidauggie
      @kidauggie 4 года назад +497

      that's Socrates killing himself my man. Feel like that context only adds to "Deep Thoughts with Heinlein" portions.

    • @AnInsaneOstrich
      @AnInsaneOstrich 4 года назад +269

      @Corvus Morve I prefer the idea that it's actually Heinlein and everyone is in despair about his awful-I mean GREAT ideas on everything.

    • @FIRING_BLIND
      @FIRING_BLIND 4 года назад +31

      That's a painting of Sokrates you uncultured swine. Don't you go insulting the OG philosopher

    • @kavanchan0910
      @kavanchan0910 4 года назад +4

      I’m sry bystanders this guy is f**k

    • @gilcesarpereira3171
      @gilcesarpereira3171 4 года назад +9

      @@microchip9982 this sentence is a grammatical disgust

  • @anu-lc2ke
    @anu-lc2ke 4 года назад +3035

    “Deep thoughts with Heinlein- Cannibalism is actually fine.”

    • @aquila4460
      @aquila4460 4 года назад +80

      I mean, while I absolutely don't agree with the presentation. Why would it be ethically wrong to eat a dead person who completely consented to be eaten after their death and has not been killed for the purpose of cannibalism?

    • @donbionicle
      @donbionicle 4 года назад +115

      @@aquila4460 Mainly because humans tend to become very ill when repeatedly consuming humans. While a little here and there may be physically OK, my social brainwashing rather puts me off the idea.

    • @carlosroo5460
      @carlosroo5460 4 года назад +8

      @Aquila In the words of the Great Master Red (No, not that one, the author of this video) "Hell if I know!"

    • @carlosroo5460
      @carlosroo5460 4 года назад +5

      Leaving Hannibal's true motivations aside, what I get from one of these is, that porn back then was made by man and man with fake breast.

    • @upg5147
      @upg5147 4 года назад +6

      Anything's fine with consent!

  • @xaghi9832
    @xaghi9832 4 года назад +1702

    The superpeople T-Posing on the Martians is the best thing I've ever seen.

    • @mistertea603
      @mistertea603 4 года назад +21

      I didn't even question it but now I...
      Dammit...

    • @notthechosenjuan2413
      @notthechosenjuan2413 4 года назад +33

      T-pose for dominance

    • @Dot.17
      @Dot.17 4 года назад +5

      Here's a like....

    • @felis1977
      @felis1977 4 года назад +6

      I must say I don't remember that part of the book. Must read again :)

    • @euansmith3699
      @euansmith3699 4 года назад +2

      I wondered if it was a reference to the Source Wall in Jack Kirby's "New Gods" Comics.

  • @cant-use-my-other-name
    @cant-use-my-other-name 2 года назад +2913

    tl;dr: Heinlein wrote a book about a powerful alien coming to Earth and learning about humanity as an outsider, but unfortunately he only had one hand on the typewriter while he did it.

    • @laraschroeder5195
      @laraschroeder5195 2 года назад +96

      OH EW 😆

    • @MeloraCarabas
      @MeloraCarabas Год назад +186

      This comment is the best description of this book that I've ever read. This video is a close second

    • @wandab3843
      @wandab3843 Год назад +10

      Yep

    • @JasonTheFavorite
      @JasonTheFavorite Год назад +41

      Honestly, he writes most of his books like that

    • @Tatianna1143
      @Tatianna1143 Год назад +20

      Oh God I get it
      That's both hilarious and deeply troubling

  • @SorowFame
    @SorowFame 4 года назад +4691

    I feel like Heinlein was writing a story about a super powered alien coming to earth and learning its customs but then he got distracted and started writing about his sexual fantasies.

    • @nymphrodellsalavin
      @nymphrodellsalavin 4 года назад +222

      That's about the reading experience, yeah

    • @stanleyjforrest
      @stanleyjforrest 4 года назад +262

      That is objectively true. I was such a devoted worshipper at the altar of Heinlein when I read this that I actually failed to recognize my own disappointment w/ the last half of the novel. Decades later, I can finally see what a bizarre, bigoted perv he was.

    • @sevencool2266
      @sevencool2266 4 года назад +192

      The story started out strong with a commentary about corrupt officials, likable characters and cool world building. But instead of paying attention to these interesting concepts, Heinlein makes turned the story into Charles Manson saves the world.

    • @trexlord1
      @trexlord1 3 года назад +90

      It is rumored he started taking LSD when writing this book

    • @bobthegamingtaco6073
      @bobthegamingtaco6073 3 года назад +85

      "Here I had my first draft of my deep, philosophical debate with a stranger from the stars, and here I had my personal kink story filled with massive amounts of naked women who all want me, but I accidentally sent them both to the publisher IN THE SAME ENVELOPE!"
      (Jk it was prolly intentional, but I like to live in a world where it isn't because it's funny, instead of DEAR GOODNESS WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT)

  • @winter1527
    @winter1527 4 года назад +3645

    "And then in the third act, he starts a sex cult."
    Zeus could never-

    • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231
      @thomastakesatollforthedark2231 4 года назад +192

      At least he didn’t encourage his followers to do it veraciously. That is Aphrodites job

    • @siawsebastian9089
      @siawsebastian9089 4 года назад +60

      *Surprised Pikachu Face*

    • @FlfyDfy
      @FlfyDfy 4 года назад +30

      Ngl I'd join that cult

    • @AROBASPARK
      @AROBASPARK 4 года назад +80

      Well, to be fair, Zeus would be first in line to join. Will be drown in Demi Gods and Hera's personal vendettas on the little bastards for ages.

    • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231
      @thomastakesatollforthedark2231 4 года назад +10

      @@FlfyDfy I already have

  • @baggyyy
    @baggyyy 4 года назад +4290

    "He realizes comedy is built on pain. Humans laugh, because they can't do anything else." Wow, that caught me off guard

    • @crescenteon7619
      @crescenteon7619 3 года назад +131

      I mean he’s not wrong

    • @Karak-_-
      @Karak-_- 3 года назад +200

      Comedy = Tragedy + Time
      Black Humor = (Tragedy + Time) - Time

    • @WizTroll
      @WizTroll 3 года назад +143

      @@Karak-_- I thought Black Comedy was Kevin Hart?

    • @mech5670
      @mech5670 3 года назад +59

      @@WizTroll fuck that was good.

    • @HarshDude126
      @HarshDude126 3 года назад +24

      @@crescenteon7619 Yes, he is. Comedy has nothing to do with pain.

  • @astoroidea6502
    @astoroidea6502 Год назад +1233

    I’m officially an adult now and can watch this video without hurting Red’s conscience. Finally.

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 Год назад +16

      Nice

    • @ivoryas1696
      @ivoryas1696 Год назад +17

      @astoroidea6502
      Huh. Now that I think about it, witnessing this video before the age of 🧓 would be pretty _strange,_ fr.

    • @DoriZuza
      @DoriZuza Год назад +11

      Happy birthday

    • @hakulives2613
      @hakulives2613 Год назад +14

      Congrats! Was it everything you dreamed of?

    • @jajajasputin8927
      @jajajasputin8927 Год назад +13

      Was it worth it my newly eldered friend?

  • @lordbaphie
    @lordbaphie 4 года назад +9261

    This book is basically "They had us in the first half, not gonna lie" meme in novel form.

    • @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks
      @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks 4 года назад +221

      Chamily Vasquez-Mendez the first half was SO GOOD.

    • @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks
      @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks 4 года назад +127

      Chamily Vasquez-Mendez second half ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @SenorFluffy
      @SenorFluffy 4 года назад +340

      Yeah who would want a cool sci-fi novel with good world building and an interesting outlook on human nature when we can have a sex cult on acid?

    • @AyubuKK
      @AyubuKK 4 года назад +12

      Chamily Vasquez-Mendez 😂

    • @m4sherman926
      @m4sherman926 4 года назад +13

      Asdf Asdf and the third half...

  • @ashurean
    @ashurean 4 года назад +4198

    "There used to be a fifth planet between Earth and Jupiter that the Martians decided shouldn't exist anymore and that's why there's an asteroid belt instead."
    Okay but why couldn't the book have been about that
    That's a story in and of itself

    • @teogonzalez7957
      @teogonzalez7957 4 года назад +341

      I know right, that’s like a one sentence horror story.

    • @johnpooky84
      @johnpooky84 4 года назад +93

      Marvin's first test of the "Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator".

    • @QuikVidGuy
      @QuikVidGuy 4 года назад +15

      mystery

    • @andythedishwasher1117
      @andythedishwasher1117 4 года назад +24

      Try Spirit Science's The Sumerian Epic for better info on that whole debacle.

    • @jasonreed7522
      @jasonreed7522 4 года назад +76

      Irl the asteroid belt is a failed planet, its just iirc jupiter moved too close messing up the orbits before moving back to its current position. But i agree a story centered on the destruction of that planet and subsequent asteroid belt formation would be more interesting.

  • @whatthefyt9061
    @whatthefyt9061 4 года назад +1254

    Mike: is perfectly ok with gay people
    Everyone else: bUt WhY wOuLd yUo dO ThAt

    • @JimmehRulez
      @JimmehRulez 4 года назад +10

      OoHHOH

    • @hp22h78
      @hp22h78 4 года назад +143

      Seriously... The whole point is that this Martian is not bound by society and knows the truth of this world, yet even he initially didn't care about gay people til the society he's supposedly fighting against tell him he's wrong..!

    • @tofu_twee
      @tofu_twee 4 года назад +112

      Okay idea: rewrite the book but make it gay

    • @starsheep1140
      @starsheep1140 4 года назад +51

      @@tofu_twee this would actually work bc the anti gay part doesn't affect anything in the narrative

    • @devonlee5298
      @devonlee5298 4 года назад +53

      @@hp22h78 When I read it I took the whole anti gay stuff was that even the people closest to Mike didn't fully understand that his teachings meant, that they were still holding onto their past way of life. Then I learned about the writer. :(

  • @andriod5160
    @andriod5160 2 года назад +1040

    “THATS the story? That was just the authors barely concealed fetish”

    • @danthiel8623
      @danthiel8623 Год назад +28

      truth

    • @Gus-n9u
      @Gus-n9u Год назад

      Oh yeah… he was a known nudist and big proponent of poly relationships….. dude was… super weird… and sexist. Important to remember how much of what he wrote had not been written like that before anywhere near the main stream… his ideas seem blasé to us now…. But that’s cause we built modern sci fi on him, Asimov, and Clarke. All three of whom were batshit insane academics…. The other two just knew how to not write so blatantly about how insanely horny they where at all times……

    • @gramfero
      @gramfero Год назад +25

      barely concealed? really?

    • @xenon8927
      @xenon8927 10 месяцев назад +20

      Barely feels like an overstatement

    • @cryo1195
      @cryo1195 9 месяцев назад +7

      What do you mean barely?!

  • @Telawin
    @Telawin 4 года назад +1537

    I absolutely love how in all the "deep thoughts with Heinlein" scenes... the guy holding the cup in the painting is pinching the bridge of his nose... head down... as though he's listening to Heinlein and just thinking "stop talking you idiot"

    • @laurenc5306
      @laurenc5306 4 года назад +34

      LMAO nice observation

    • @ominosentenzioso5100
      @ominosentenzioso5100 4 года назад +56

      The hemlock was to silence him

    • @Valery0p5
      @Valery0p5 4 года назад +64

      "someone euthanize him already please"

    • @sonorasgirl
      @sonorasgirl 4 года назад +17

      I rewatched just to see that. You’re 100% - I started cackling on my floor. Pretty sure my daughter thinks I’m crazy now 😂

    • @comradewindowsill4253
      @comradewindowsill4253 4 года назад +27

      theres also a guy facewalling which is very much my reaction.

  • @bez2888
    @bez2888 4 года назад +2850

    first act michael: soft boy, precious son. Protect Him.
    second act michael: [CENSORED]

    • @paultedtaotao4357
      @paultedtaotao4357 3 года назад +157

      Third act Michael: murder spree

    • @theartisthasarrived
      @theartisthasarrived 3 года назад +102

      Fourth act michael: Angel Michael

    • @InsaneGreatsword
      @InsaneGreatsword 3 года назад +36

      This comment reminds me of the Oversimplified joke with Rasputin [CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED]

    • @alubaludaplayz4989
      @alubaludaplayz4989 3 года назад +14

      5th act Michael: DeStRuCtIoNN

    • @vintheguy
      @vintheguy 3 года назад +3

      @@InsaneGreatsword
      Yes, but this is actually good

  • @lillypad6936
    @lillypad6936 2 года назад +6047

    This feels like a fanfic that switched writers halfway through.

    • @fandomcringebucket
      @fandomcringebucket 2 года назад +147

      My Immortal?

    • @chenjohnson2787
      @chenjohnson2787 2 года назад +553

      Part 1: Written on a good trip.
      Part 2: Written on meth.

    • @skem9622
      @skem9622 Год назад +21

      accurate

    • @theoctopus9994
      @theoctopus9994 Год назад +57

      It got kinda silly after all the women kissed him and swooned. Am starting chapter 18

    • @baharrothbluu
      @baharrothbluu Год назад +34

      IMO it's closer to seeing the train headlights slowly glow brighter against the school bus

  • @StigmataTickles
    @StigmataTickles Год назад +931

    I had a girlfriend whose favorite book was "Stranger in a Strange Land". She philosophically based a lot of her lifestyle around it. I didn't understand why our relationship was so one sided until I read it some years after we broke up.

    • @schrodingerscat3741
      @schrodingerscat3741 Год назад +103

      Oh boy

    • @leonhardeuler7647
      @leonhardeuler7647 Год назад +72

      I am scared to ask but what did she do?

    • @LuckySketches
      @LuckySketches Год назад +169

      ​@@leonhardeuler7647Start a cult, probably.

    • @aidanmargarson8910
      @aidanmargarson8910 Год назад +167

      ok the key advice one should take from this .. if you have a girlfriend who has a favorite book etc., first thing read the book .. just saying

    • @sentientmustache8360
      @sentientmustache8360 Год назад +7

      @@leonhardeuler7647do you really wish to know?

  • @Deviltownprincess888
    @Deviltownprincess888 4 года назад +562

    "Maybe shes born with it"
    "Maybe is Hedonism"
    Has got to be some of the best background lines ever 😂

  • @couragew6260
    @couragew6260 4 года назад +1469

    “So in case you were questioning the morality of his actions, it’s fine because he was an Angel the whole time. WEEEE.”
    So was Satan and look how he turned out.

    • @falconJB
      @falconJB 4 года назад +48

      Yes but Mike goes back up to heaven to resume his angelic duties once he is done 'fixing' Earth.

    • @alanivar2752
      @alanivar2752 4 года назад +31

      Satan is Best Angel

    • @Scotch20
      @Scotch20 4 года назад +11

      You do realize Heinlein has never actually associated a portrayal of heaven with objective good?

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 4 года назад +17

      @@Scotch20 I'd argue that Stranger In A Strange Land is an example of him doing exactly that.

    • @marcuswestphal4955
      @marcuswestphal4955 4 года назад +1

      @@alanivar2752 mmmm ah you see tho.. you know what I'm gonna not say anything.

  • @theradioactiveplayer3461
    @theradioactiveplayer3461 4 года назад +6538

    Heinlein was an uncomfortably bizarre writer.
    To convey that immense discomfort, I vote we get M. Night Shyamalan to direct an adaptation of this book that's portrayed entirely as a psychological horror, _without changing anything about the characters_

    • @lets-all-love-lain
      @lets-all-love-lain 3 года назад +306

      I would buy that movie

    • @falconstudios146
      @falconstudios146 3 года назад +350

      Honestly, I think that would almost be a good movie.

    • @danielchan1668
      @danielchan1668 3 года назад +132

      Underrated. Take this algorithm bump.

    • @somedudewithsomememes2035
      @somedudewithsomememes2035 3 года назад +173

      it would be great but for the love of satan dont

    • @fiend-off-the-grid
      @fiend-off-the-grid 3 года назад +161

      @@somedudewithsomememes2035 "for the love of Satan" is not a phrase I expected to see today, but I'm happier you said it than the other thing

  • @manfredvonrichthofen214
    @manfredvonrichthofen214 2 года назад +434

    for the first half I was like "huh, this is neat, maybe they have it in the school library", then I got to the 2nd half

    • @alexwork4829
      @alexwork4829 2 года назад +24

      They had it at my High school library. That's where I read it.

    • @manfredvonrichthofen214
      @manfredvonrichthofen214 2 года назад +8

      @@alexwork4829 I did check mine but it wasn't there

    • @shadestained
      @shadestained Год назад +29

      this was in my *elementary school* library.
      ...i'm very glad i got bored and put it back like, three pages in.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@shadestainedThey really just let kids read the darkest crap just because it’s old, like Tell-Tale Heart and Flowers for Algernon. Classics? Yes. For schoolchildren? NO. And yet both are commonly taught to kids

    • @sudonim7552
      @sudonim7552 2 месяца назад +5

      I don't think anyone actually vets what's going into school libraries that much, especially if the work is considered a classic... Unless there's gay or trans people in a book, then all of a sudden you have a furious mob of conservative parents demanding its removal.

  • @garrettshortt3456
    @garrettshortt3456 4 года назад +11519

    Can we appreciate how every third sentence could be an absolutely hilarious cards against humanity card

    • @ragiansteel8944
      @ragiansteel8944 4 года назад +943

      Red's videos should be quoted and made into a cards against humanity pack. I would 1000 percent buy it

    • @derpninja7904
      @derpninja7904 4 года назад +304

      It's so specific yet its so perfect for it.

    • @StephenGillie
      @StephenGillie 4 года назад +131

      It's like that right-wing form of antifa - where you can do whatever you like, so long as it's one of the allowed activities.

    • @averongodoffire8098
      @averongodoffire8098 4 года назад +27

      Yoooo this is hurtfully true

    • @wessmoore7894
      @wessmoore7894 4 года назад +155

      Margarita
      Household chores?!? THE MAN HAS NO SKIN!!!

  • @subatomicgxn7807
    @subatomicgxn7807 4 года назад +1543

    “Love should be free and without limit, *unless it’s gay of course*-“

    • @batshineman174
      @batshineman174 4 года назад +49

      The thing about Heinlein and homophobia is I don't think he was that in the traditional sense.
      After becoming familiar with Heinleins books and short stories I seriously don't think he views being gay as evil or a sin like most homophobic idiots and (I'm not joking) instead views it as being counterproductive to the survival of the human race, since it unlike heterosexual love if left to it's own devices it won't most likely result in a human being born.
      We need to remember that this was written during the 60's when overpopulation wasn't nearly as much of a problem as it is today.

    • @advictoriamsshitposts8689
      @advictoriamsshitposts8689 4 года назад +50

      @@batshineman174 TL;DR: Basically Heinlein didn't like the gays because of reasons of homosexuality not producing kids.

    • @emonrd5472
      @emonrd5472 4 года назад +39

      @@advictoriamsshitposts8689 I think he's forgetting the hundreds of orphaned children and that gays could just adopt

    • @lovetrain5025
      @lovetrain5025 4 года назад +10

      xxAsh playzxx its more that they wanted more kids back then, not a family.

    • @potatobastard9876
      @potatobastard9876 4 года назад +8

      Eh In "Time Enough for Love" he seems all for gay stuff. That one's hella about pleasure too

  • @Ichiidino
    @Ichiidino 4 года назад +3322

    Jill: Dont be attractive to men. Be more masculine.
    Ancient Greece: Am I a joke to you?

    • @a-drewg1716
      @a-drewg1716 4 года назад +152

      hey man it is more masculine because you are dominating another man, what is more masculine then that.

    • @derronmendel9650
      @derronmendel9650 4 года назад +222

      Because, to quote Red, what's manlier than *TWO MEN*

    • @trolldrool
      @trolldrool 4 года назад +74

      I'm guessing Heinlein adhered to the belief that being a gay man must mean you're feminine and that by that logic gay men would only be attracted to feminine men.

    • @mackereltabbie
      @mackereltabbie 4 года назад +61

      or, you know: Actual gays: are we a joke to you?

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 4 года назад +48

      @@trolldrool Or Heinlein assumed all men were attracted to feminine beauty, because that's just how men's minds work.
      Heinlein tried to be progressive, at least relative to his time, but he had some serious unexamined essentialism clogging up his brain drain.

  • @joelnotsure2871
    @joelnotsure2871 2 года назад +1235

    "This is never explained, I think it's just something Heinlein is into"
    A lot of it really was. A little known fact about Heinlein at the time was that his personal life was really really out there, even by 60’s standards, and he was getting old by then. Also his fortune was made by writing juvenile fiction which was mostly advertised by its insertion into school libraries which meant he had to suck up to librarian associations which were made up of the most prudish people on the planet. For most of his life he was in the closet in *so* many ways, almost oddly not including being gay.
    So Starship Troopers was Heinlein saying goodbye to the Juveniles, and Stranger was basically Heinlein coming out. As pretty much everything weird *except* gay.

    • @DDlambchop43
      @DDlambchop43 2 года назад +106

      I finally read the book, and I couldn't agree more. There's parts that are a bit cringey, but tbh it's not a bad scifi story. It's just a victim of the time period it was written.

    • @AdlaiArnold
      @AdlaiArnold Год назад +79

      Considering he went on to write shit like Time Enough For Love, in which a dude goes back in time and knowingly and enthusiastically has sex with his own mother...yeah, that tracks.

    • @daviddaugherty2816
      @daviddaugherty2816 Год назад +33

      ​@@AdlaiArnold That's messed up. It makes Fry's "nasty in the past-y" moment seem perfectly innocent.

    • @Glittersword
      @Glittersword Год назад +8

      I saw no problem when you consider the Howards had a whole other definition of insest. The key was how many dangerous combinations the genes could have. Since they both had clean genetic strains they could not pass on bad mutations. They would consider two unrelated people who would not mix well to be incestuous. Interesting outlook. The whole concept behind the taboo is to prevent inbreeding. They eliminated the possibility totally beforehand.

    • @cmarano
      @cmarano Год назад +7

      @@Glittersword Yeah, tell it to the Hapsburgs. What's considerated a 'bad' trait is debatable.

  • @gabejones8112
    @gabejones8112 4 года назад +647

    Top ten phrases spoken moments before unspeakable disaster:
    "Now it's time for some deep thoughts, with Heinlein"

    • @kelvinabambora9
      @kelvinabambora9 4 года назад +6

      I love how halfway through you can just tell when this line is about to come up

  • @JelloApocalypse
    @JelloApocalypse 4 года назад +10460

    I wonder how many other literary classics are just a story loosely wrapped around Author Insert Fetish Porn

    • @occasionalart
      @occasionalart 4 года назад +1239

      I mean, The Divine Comedy was basically a glorified self-insert fanfic

    • @starbomber
      @starbomber 4 года назад +226

      I don't think you'd be surprised...

    • @sineadthomas2024
      @sineadthomas2024 4 года назад +274

      Oedipus Rex

    • @RycoreXIII
      @RycoreXIII 4 года назад +162

      @YourThoughtCriminal I mean 1984 is actually... good.

    • @jaxsocarin9397
      @jaxsocarin9397 4 года назад +73

      Holy shiz JELLO??!!

  • @humanbeing2282
    @humanbeing2282 4 года назад +2293

    Michael: “I learned some very important lessons from all of this”
    Everyone: “I’m guessing they’re all horrible distortions on the lessons you should have learned”
    Michael: “Death isn’t real and I’m basically god”
    Everyone: “Yeah that is so much worse”

    • @learnmore8771
      @learnmore8771 4 года назад +13

      @@ecrusar5216 I second this sentiment

    • @ProfessorFanatic
      @ProfessorFanatic 4 года назад +54

      To Human Being: Glad to see another fan of the Door Monster. That was from "Self-Fulfilling Idiocy 3", wasn't it?

    • @yuristyrkas8001
      @yuristyrkas8001 4 года назад +7

      Spectacular reference.

    • @TheWildmanden
      @TheWildmanden 4 года назад +5

      This comment cannot be liked enough

    • @christianketterling7590
      @christianketterling7590 4 года назад +1

      Can't like enough!

  • @un-näymed
    @un-näymed Год назад +781

    "And Ben, who IS saying No to a lot of this is being treated like he'll learn or come around" as an aro/ace I can relate

    • @lunaequinox7333
      @lunaequinox7333 Год назад +70

      Reasons it took me 18 years to realize I was asexual
      Reason #1: That quote

    • @un-näymed
      @un-näymed 11 месяцев назад +29

      @@thefrenchtaunter7916 then simply ignore my comment and move on with your life. It's not that hard

    • @thefrenchtaunter7916
      @thefrenchtaunter7916 10 месяцев назад

      @@un-näymed no

    • @mariaindiasalvatierra2687
      @mariaindiasalvatierra2687 8 месяцев назад +15

      ​@@thefrenchtaunter7916 then it sounds like a you problem ngl.

    • @billy6044
      @billy6044 8 месяцев назад +3

      Ben did come around, when he groked it In fullness.

  • @silkyxcore5497
    @silkyxcore5497 4 года назад +3964

    This sounds like a D & D session gone wrong
    Edit: I made this comment in 2019-2020 and now I've finally played d&d, y'all were right. That was just normal d&d, my character(an overpowered arsonist 8 year old) overthrew a kingdom just bc someone in the group told them not to do it.

    • @MissJukeBox8
      @MissJukeBox8 4 года назад +303

      TheTired Fangirl I did accidentally start a cult in D&D once where our goal was to save the world from aliens, the only big difference is sex wasn’t involved
      ...I dunno what would have happened if they gave us a few more sessions tho

    • @crimson8867
      @crimson8867 4 года назад +153

      More like a session gone right

    • @eriklindbergs5017
      @eriklindbergs5017 4 года назад +190

      @@crimson8867 Found the bard.

    • @talleywa5772
      @talleywa5772 4 года назад +71

      Depends how many bards are in the party.

    • @sdsmuseumoftheweirdstripex6489
      @sdsmuseumoftheweirdstripex6489 4 года назад +63

      In D&D, we started a “cult” in which we killed demons and were all like TIME FOR A FUCKING CRUSADE and terrorized Lucifer for fun. And we disintegrated Mars and Jupiter.

  • @lordoftheducks332
    @lordoftheducks332 4 года назад +964

    "And then in the third act he starts a sex cult"
    Me, an innocent bab: "A-a what?!?”

  • @thecynicalmimic2046
    @thecynicalmimic2046 3 года назад +4147

    gotta love how red can casually dunk on all of heinleins weird ideas about sex by just existing

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 3 года назад +140

      As women DO!

    • @Shadethewolfy
      @Shadethewolfy 3 года назад +381

      @@alisaurus4224 I think he's referring to the fact that Red is (I think) asexual. I'm basing this off the fact that she says that the book makes her feel extremely uncomfortable. I could be wrong, though.

    • @roberttheguy4974
      @roberttheguy4974 3 года назад +334

      @@Shadethewolfy well I mean she is but, I feel like most people might feel uncomfortable going in to read a sci fi novel and having it transition into loosely sci fi erotica after the first half.

    • @Shadethewolfy
      @Shadethewolfy 3 года назад +62

      @@roberttheguy4974 yeah that's fair XD

    • @lud3445
      @lud3445 3 года назад +162

      @@roberttheguy4974
      Yeah, just listening to the plot makes me INCREDIBLY UNCOMFORTABLE.
      It's a repeating cycle of pure cringe and an overwhelming urge to hit Heimlein in the face with every object in sight

  • @KlaxontheImpailr
    @KlaxontheImpailr Год назад +380

    I like to think all the people Mike disappeared end up in another story somewhere. Like, imagine a story that has nothing to do with Stranger or Heinlein and these random people keep poofing out of nowhere, rambling about some naked Martian cannibal. 😂

    • @GSBarlev
      @GSBarlev Год назад +32

      I'm sure he didn't originate the concept, but _The Cat Who Walked Through Walls_ was Heinlein going full Multiverse, so this checks out.

    • @Tom_Losh
      @Tom_Losh Год назад +8

      Sounds like something Philip José Farmer would write, as a series, uh, sort of like the "Riverworld" series ... 😉

    • @MGSchmahl
      @MGSchmahl 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​​​​@@GSBarlevI thought it was _Number of the Beast_ that had the weird mutliverse stuff.

    • @MattMcIrvin
      @MattMcIrvin 8 месяцев назад +3

      ​"The Cat Who Walks Through Walls" has a similar kind of structure: the first half of it is a fairly entertaining sequel to "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress", then it goes *sproing* and is suddenly a metafictional sequel to "The Number of the Beast", with crossover appearances from Jubal Harshaw and Lazarus Long, and an incredibly creepy scene about how hot 14-year-old girls are.

    • @satoshiamane
      @satoshiamane 5 месяцев назад +1

      Ya know what? if i ever finish one of my stories, i wanna inclufr that (charactjer that rambles about Nudidt Cannibal Martians) as a referenve

  • @pengfeidong5268
    @pengfeidong5268 3 года назад +3997

    “look guys he can’t be evil he’s a literal archangel”
    *nervous laughter*

    • @JimBob4233
      @JimBob4233 3 года назад +245

      Yeah, whoever heard of evil archangels?
      *John Milton looking shifty in the back*

    • @andrewmanchiraju8005
      @andrewmanchiraju8005 3 года назад +93

      Also the Archangels from Shin Megami Tensei

    • @joshpaloneia2573
      @joshpaloneia2573 3 года назад +118

      A certain light bringer would beg to differ.

    • @eevee2Glacia
      @eevee2Glacia 3 года назад +82

      ...Does Lucifer count here,

    • @Tustin2121
      @Tustin2121 3 года назад +73

      Don’t worry, he’s just the second Jesus. His followers even ate his body and blood before he ascended to heaven!

  • @chocochipzzz4434
    @chocochipzzz4434 4 года назад +2298

    “Are you one of those females that they keep talking about?”
    “Can’t you teeeeeeellllll?”
    *he actually can’t*

    • @ninjabluefyre3815
      @ninjabluefyre3815 4 года назад +14

      Dragon Ball?

    • @chocomuffin7433
      @chocomuffin7433 4 года назад +2

      NinjaBluefyre ?

    • @R0-83-RT
      @R0-83-RT 4 года назад +30

      @@chocomuffin7433 In early DragonBall Goku couldn't tell the difference between boys and girls.

    • @PRGME7
      @PRGME7 4 года назад +6

      Choco Chipzzz this reads like ASDFmovie

    • @chocomuffin7433
      @chocomuffin7433 4 года назад +2

      R0-83-RT oh

  • @WellManneredNate
    @WellManneredNate 4 года назад +2803

    "So this is my religion."
    "Not interested."
    "It involves sex."
    *"I like your words, funny magic man."*

  • @plant3341
    @plant3341 2 года назад +363

    I hate how this could've been such an interesting story about Michael learning about Earth and humanity learning about Mars and Mike learning to live with his superpowers but Heinlein had to make it about weird sex stuff

    • @j3ssthealien283
      @j3ssthealien283 Год назад +40

      Honestly that's why a pet project of mine is creating the martians and their culture whit a story of Michael growing up with them and having to adapt because he doesn't have the physical characteristics of a Martian.

    • @eugeniabukhman8533
      @eugeniabukhman8533 Год назад +12

      We were robbed by the story's own dang author

  • @theatergeekrevolution7177
    @theatergeekrevolution7177 4 года назад +12395

    “Heterosexual love, the one thing unique to the human race” love that this implies all aliens are gay

    • @richmcgee434
      @richmcgee434 4 года назад +1057

      Or that aliens have asexual reproductive systems. Or maybe aren't stuck in one sex their whole lives. Or that they don't breed at all during their lives but when they die they pump out a bunch of spores that combine with others to make the next generation. Or have lots and lots of sexes, and maybe get different results depending on which ones are involved in creating any given offspring. I remember a good short story about an entire ecosystem where everything was one species with a kajillion sexes, all with extreme polymorphism between them, and which things bred with what determined whether you got offspring that looked like bug-analogs, plant-analogs, beasties that carried other sessile sexes around, etc, etc. Terrestrial sex, gender, and reproductive options may seem complicated, but they're the tip of the iceberg in terms of potential. Dying to see what our machine-intelligence inheritors come up with - beyond "copy-paste" that is. :)

    • @jjthirteen9857
      @jjthirteen9857 4 года назад +181

      I ain't becoming an astronaut, cuz space is gay

    • @katemartin113
      @katemartin113 4 года назад +658

      listen aliens are all non-binary pansexuals, valid

    • @theatergeekrevolution7177
      @theatergeekrevolution7177 4 года назад +84

      J J thirteen that’s your loss

    • @theatergeekrevolution7177
      @theatergeekrevolution7177 4 года назад +106

      Katie Martin you. you get it.

  • @shakurasender5583
    @shakurasender5583 4 года назад +3552

    Time for some deep thoughts with Heinlein:
    "Being gay... is gay... and that is not cool"
    This concludes deep thoughts with Heinlein.

    • @xXevilsmilesXx
      @xXevilsmilesXx 4 года назад +39

      lol, says the asexual. xD

    • @129das
      @129das 4 года назад +91

      Being a women is cool only if your hot and naked.

    • @valencia_mua20
      @valencia_mua20 4 года назад +27

      129das that is definitely a title of a Panic at the Disco song

    • @holyinquisitor7003
      @holyinquisitor7003 4 года назад +2

      Oof I was too late

    • @alisoncircus
      @alisoncircus 4 года назад +15

      Really tired of experts on Heinlein who have, at most, read one book once.

  • @vsGoliath96
    @vsGoliath96 3 года назад +6218

    So my father grew up in the 60's and 70's and was a huge fan of classic sci-fi. Had me reading Dune at 10 years old. I decided to spring the word Grok on him out of the blue in response to a question he asked me. Like yeah, I totally Grok that.
    I have never seen my father freeze the way he did the moment I said it. His only follow up was, and I quote, "Dear god, not that shit again. Please no."
    I think my father may have some history with the term...

    • @klickonthat5244
      @klickonthat5244 2 года назад +812

      It sounds like your dad has been through some shit. His reaction is absolutely hilarious!

    • @char1211
      @char1211 2 года назад +305

      Can we please get a follow up? What happened that made your dad dislike the word so much??

    • @vsGoliath96
      @vsGoliath96 2 года назад +1024

      @@char1211 Sure! Follow up is that my father was a massive old school sci-fi fan. Dune and Ringworld and Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep. All the classics. The reaction to "grok" comes from the fact that he, un-ironically, used the phrase himself as a teenager into his early 20's. Needless to say, didn't age well!

    • @mranderson9553
      @mranderson9553 2 года назад +302

      i imagine it'll be the same in 50 years when someone says yolo or dabs

    • @TrueRomancer04
      @TrueRomancer04 2 года назад +174

      I have history with the term and I couldn't bring myself to finish reading this dumpster-fire.
      It is, to date, one of THREE books EVER that I started reading and straight up could not finish.

  • @feiwnakausvkaxbdkebkswowbq8331
    @feiwnakausvkaxbdkebkswowbq8331 Год назад +406

    I started reading the book and Gill’s introduction is not exaggerated in the video it literally says “GILLIAN BOARDMAN was a competent nurse and her hobby was men.” 😂

  • @MysticKenji2
    @MysticKenji2 4 года назад +1459

    "None of this is framed as horror"
    AU from the perspective of a random civilian watching a sex cult disappear people and amass political power when?

    • @redmadhatter03
      @redmadhatter03 4 года назад +42

      I think you just described Midsommar

    • @guggelguggel7491
      @guggelguggel7491 4 года назад +9

      @@redmadhatter03 Not the holiday, right?

    • @narutohinataashgaara
      @narutohinataashgaara 4 года назад +6

      @@bokrugthewaterserpent3012 i think you just mean all politicians.

    • @deviousxen
      @deviousxen 4 года назад +2

      It's not only a comedic line, but an informative and necessary one, LOL

  • @killerqueen7675
    @killerqueen7675 4 года назад +615

    Imagine hearing your friend tell you “I like you a lot. I’d eat you if you died.”
    Thank you for sharing that with us Michael.

    • @librarianseth5572
      @librarianseth5572 4 года назад +17

      *sleeps with pepper spray, defibrillator, and/or shotgun for the foreseeable future*

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 4 года назад +23

      If Heinlein played DnD, he'd play a Lizardfolk Artificer that tries to have sex with every biologically compatible creature of the opposite sex nearby.

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 4 года назад +8

      @@demi-femme4821 What about the Party's Bard? I mean, there can be only one crazy, Sex obsessed party member.

    • @literallyglados
      @literallyglados 4 года назад +4

      @@kabob0077 the bard subclassed into monk

    • @monhunterz5430
      @monhunterz5430 4 года назад +1

      @@demi-femme4821 That actually sounds fun to play, I'm stealing this for latter

  • @mugluvin3300
    @mugluvin3300 3 года назад +3717

    I think the scariest thing about this story is it’s not framed as a horror.

    • @morantNO1
      @morantNO1 3 года назад +235

      Don't you see? Murdering is actually good if it happens to the people who disagree with you. Because you are always right and try to improve the world, which means they are wrong and harmful to the world, so the world is better of without them.

    • @mugluvin3300
      @mugluvin3300 3 года назад +126

      @morantN01 You have enlightened me, I now see the nobility of your righteous mission to purify the world of dissenters. Clearly heinlein is the deepest writer that has ever breathed.

    • @thatsroughbuddy8742
      @thatsroughbuddy8742 3 года назад +68

      The levels of sass in this thread are amazing.

    • @vintheguy
      @vintheguy 3 года назад +21

      @@morantNO1 they (technically) are like deleted or something, don't think that legally counts are murder
      And also they go to like heaven or something after they die

    • @HarshDude126
      @HarshDude126 3 года назад +22

      @@vintheguy Vaporizing someone is murder. Sending someone to the afterlife is murder.

  • @ramblingwhitedog7346
    @ramblingwhitedog7346 2 года назад +192

    You know, this story actually has some cool ideas in it. It’s just everything else that screws it up. I will compliment Red for the attempt to make it hysterical rather than uncomfortable, but dang. Heinlein was one weird guy.

    • @willmcgonigle3107
      @willmcgonigle3107 2 года назад +3

      She over exagerates massively and skips the good parts, she focuses on 3 lines for a quarter of the video and does not cover anything the book was actually trying to say

    • @DonutCare564
      @DonutCare564 Год назад +16

      ​@@willmcgonigle3107what was the book actually trying to say then lol

    • @Gus-n9u
      @Gus-n9u Год назад +11

      @@DonutCare564a lot of shit… mostly that it’s author is insanely weird and somehow only slightly problematic for his time. What is skipped is how fascinating and fresh what he wrote was. This video covered how crazy he was, but now how prolific of a sci fi writer he was. This wasn’t awarded a Hugo award and became on of the greatest selling sci fi novels of all time because it was what she said it was, it did that in spite of it, or at least adjacent to it….. the book actually started as a modern and adult version of The Jungle Book, by Kipling.
      It gets crazier when you realize that this book did exceedingly well among those of the counter culture movement (beatniks and hippies)…. Honestly, this pre internet/post nuke era was batshit insane all around.

    • @ramblingwhitedog7346
      @ramblingwhitedog7346 Год назад +3

      Crud, now y’all have gotten me to go read it. Good on you for inspiring me to broaden my mind.

    • @DDlambchop43
      @DDlambchop43 Год назад +3

      @@willmcgonigle3107 she isn't exaggerating that much, and she hits the weirder points dead on. When was the last time YOU read the book?

  • @falconJB
    @falconJB 4 года назад +2551

    You skipped over the part where Jill says that its the victims fault when they are raped, so yeah consent really isn't a thing the book cares about.

    • @yasminafarih3681
      @yasminafarih3681 4 года назад +312

      .....
      ....
      .......
      *WHAT??*

    • @falconJB
      @falconJB 4 года назад +461

      @@yasminafarih3681 When Jill becomes a stripper she tells Mike not to disappear any of the men no matter what they do because "9 times out of 10 when a woman gets raped it's partly her own fault," so the man hasn't done anything wrong.

    • @yasminafarih3681
      @yasminafarih3681 4 года назад +267

      @@falconJB
      //vomit noises

    • @Vassilinia
      @Vassilinia 4 года назад +354

      Is it time for another *DEEP THOUGHTS WITH HEINLEIN* ?

    • @uria3679
      @uria3679 4 года назад +160

      Imagine if this book was released during the second half of this decade

  • @AshleyBreads
    @AshleyBreads 4 года назад +2967

    Michael’s more interested in water than women and I love that

    • @comradewindowsill4253
      @comradewindowsill4253 4 года назад +209

      ah, if only things stayed that way
      fun interpretation; that bit where he takes a nap and wakes up no longer a precious ace martian boi, that’s actually when his big bro lucifer decides to kick him while he’s down; whether out of the need to corrupt anything and everything, or just in a misguided attempt to get his lil bro to have some fun, I’ll leave up to interpretation

    • @ejproductions4275
      @ejproductions4275 3 года назад +12

      9:48

    • @bashfulbreloom9294
      @bashfulbreloom9294 3 года назад +7

      Why tho?

    • @rogue_asami4522
      @rogue_asami4522 3 года назад +12

      Okay, but what about men? Maybe it’s the illustrations, but I can see him being into men.

    • @bashfulbreloom9294
      @bashfulbreloom9294 3 года назад +33

      @@rogue_asami4522 Somebody's sexual orientation isn't based on your Wattpad level understanding of sexuality, ASAMI! It's not based on appearance, mannerisms, or activities they take part in. It's based purely on what they like.

  • @Flowtail
    @Flowtail 4 года назад +6078

    "Cannibalism
    is actually fine
    so long as that cannibalism is _never gay_ "
    This concludes Deep Thoughts with Heinlein

    • @raspberrycrowns9494
      @raspberrycrowns9494 4 года назад +309

      Is cannibalism gay? I mean you're basically eating a huMAN

    • @melvinmerkelhopper5752
      @melvinmerkelhopper5752 4 года назад +22

      @@raspberrycrowns9494 Look up Armin Miewes.

    • @batshineman174
      @batshineman174 4 года назад +124

      The thing about Heinlein being homophobic is that I don't think he actually was or at least wasn't in the traditional sense.
      After becoming familiar with many of Heinleins books and short stories I seriously don't think that he views being gay as evil or a sin like most homophobic idiots and (I'm not joking) instead views it as being counterproductive to the survival of the human race since unlike most heterosexual love if left to it's own devices it won't most likely result in a human being born.
      We need to keep in mind that this was written during the 60's and that overpopulation wasn't nearly as big of an issue as it is today.

    • @Moonstar79
      @Moonstar79 4 года назад +11

      @@melvinmerkelhopper5752 Oh dang

    • @melvinmerkelhopper5752
      @melvinmerkelhopper5752 4 года назад +8

      @@Moonstar79 You looked it up didn't you?

  • @MoonMoverGaming
    @MoonMoverGaming Год назад +126

    Fun fact:
    Some people who liked this book went out and actually founded the Church of All Worlds. It is a real organization now that you can join.
    (I have no idea how true to the novel it is. I'm guessing they won't actually give you phenominal psionic powers.)

    • @markpashia7067
      @markpashia7067 Год назад +27

      No but they will try to screw it into you and claim the failure is you not committed to sharing yourself enough. Lots of divorces based upon the jealousy between couples who joined it with one embracing it more than the other.

  • @chuckwagon9973
    @chuckwagon9973 3 года назад +1501

    This sounds like a story about a dystopia turning into a different kind of dystopia

    • @Mia-qv3oc
      @Mia-qv3oc 3 года назад +44

      Your comment is severely underrated

    • @ninjabluefyre3815
      @ninjabluefyre3815 2 года назад +26

      Like Dune, but unironically.

    • @sayvionwashington1939
      @sayvionwashington1939 10 месяцев назад +4

      Mike: I have come to save you!
      The crowd: Huzah! Thank you, Mike!
      Mike: Anyways, would you like to join my sex cult?
      The crowd: Oh no! It's Mike!

  • @thacc8216
    @thacc8216 4 года назад +1189

    “I love all the people a bonded over water with!”
    “Ok, but you shouldn’t love guys”
    “What’s a guy”
    “It’s what you are”
    “So I can’t love me?”
    “No just not other men”
    “What’s men”
    “... it’s the gender that you are”
    “What’s a gender.”
    “... its a... state of existence that defines your body”
    “Ah, right.”
    “Ok ok. Now, don’t be gay”
    “What’s gay?”
    “It’s when you love another person of your gender”
    “But why is that bad?”
    “ITS INHUMANE AND UNPURE!!”
    “Ahh, ok.”
    “So...”
    “I love all the people a bonded over water with!”

    • @JanusKastin
      @JanusKastin 4 года назад +155

      I'm starting to think that the author painted his own character into a rhetorical corner.

    • @DellDuckfan313
      @DellDuckfan313 4 года назад +73

      @@JanusKastin Now I kinda want to see a crossover between Heinlein and Ayn Rand. The ultimate pseudophilosophical libertarian self-insert fantasy.

    • @danieloceansmith3156
      @danieloceansmith3156 4 года назад +22

      Big Mans it’s like who’s on first but with gayness...

    • @onemadhungrynomad
      @onemadhungrynomad 4 года назад +29

      lol so much mental acrobatics. i mean, just the normal amount for a right wing american, but really quite a lot.
      did you know that jesus made a new covenant with his followers that replaced the old one?
      so yeah all the people who go back to lovidicus to justify hatred of 'the gays' are actually not following the word of their supposed savior jesus christ.
      being self consistent sure is hard.

    • @mkvenner2
      @mkvenner2 4 года назад +2

      JanusKastin no he did intentionally.

  • @korben600
    @korben600 4 года назад +615

    "Did you just write your self insert being sexually assaulted?"
    At first I thought the crazy bits were just him being a product of the 60's, but once it got to his self-insert getting assaulted...it really makes me wonder if someone assaulted him in real life, and he just assumed it was normal/something everyone did. It sure would go a long way towards explaining the book's criminally terrible understanding of consent.

    • @robertmiller9735
      @robertmiller9735 4 года назад +47

      I think it was considered normal back then. Is there a romantic story written before 1990 that doesn't include questionable consent?

    • @areosmithwagon9890
      @areosmithwagon9890 4 года назад +42

      @NecroMelodia Hey! Our fetishes are *extremely* complex, thank you very much.

    • @CarRadio572
      @CarRadio572 4 года назад +14

      Robert Miller If I’m remembering correctly Terminator was pretty consensual. Though I guess that’s debatable given a predestination paradox was involved.

    • @xxmessymindxx1303
      @xxmessymindxx1303 4 года назад +5

      @@BlueSun_ Yeah, but that doesn't rule out that the author may have had it. "More common in woman" doesn't mean "only woman have this fetish" >.>

    • @xxmessymindxx1303
      @xxmessymindxx1303 4 года назад +11

      @Shreyas Misra Nobody said that, what's wrong with you??? I doubt many people even think that way, to be honest. Rape is rape and it's always traumatic.

  • @yogore
    @yogore 2 года назад +168

    "This is never explained, I think it's just something Heinlein is into."
    That could be the cover blurb on pretty much every one of his novels. And to think, this one was written BEFORE he got into to his "weird old horndog" phase!

    • @violetbean8928
      @violetbean8928 Год назад +7

      BEFORE?
      what the hell did he write afterwards?

    • @yogore
      @yogore Год назад +21

      @@violetbean8928 If I say "time-travelling nudist polycule (with bonus self-insert fanfic)" or "man decides not to kill himself yet because he's horny for his mother," it sounds like I'm making it up on the spot, but those novels were published in 1980 and 1973, respectively...

    • @MattMcIrvin
      @MattMcIrvin 8 месяцев назад +2

      I think midway through this book is the exact moment Late Heinlein appears, fully formed. Now, after this he still wrote some things that were more like Early Heinlein (he isn't Late Heinlein full-time until 1970), but he clearly had Late Heinlein on call.

  • @darylchurch2115
    @darylchurch2115 4 года назад +752

    First Half: Wow, this is a really cool book, I think I might read this.
    Second Half: No, no I'm never reading this. WHAT THE FECK HAPPENED!?

    • @stitches768
      @stitches768 4 года назад +31

      I wanted to read it too based on someone else's review, but the sex cult part was kinda played down in their review. Now that I've seen this, I don't wanna read it....

    • @Crick1952
      @Crick1952 4 года назад +15

      I mean, this book was unironically one of the driving forces behind the sexual revolution and civil rights movement

    • @nateds7326
      @nateds7326 4 года назад +5

      Its like if kubrick cut a movie with 2 hours of barry lyndon and the last 30 minutes is the oragy scene from eyes wide shut.

    • @david2869
      @david2869 4 года назад +6

      Heinlein happened.

    • @speedcat5477
      @speedcat5477 4 года назад

      And its literal

  • @jamdeluxe7456
    @jamdeluxe7456 4 года назад +5567

    “Cannibalism good, homosexuality bad”
    -Heinlein; a very “”big brain boy””

    • @martinmarvinofsparta3656
      @martinmarvinofsparta3656 4 года назад +42

      Big Brain Time

    • @janfungusamon4926
      @janfungusamon4926 4 года назад +111

      @@dropdead234 citation? That sounds really interesting.

    • @ConstantlyDamaged
      @ConstantlyDamaged 4 года назад +287

      @@dropdead234 See, if it's a joke that nobody got, it's not actually a joke-it's just a poor attempt at humor.

    • @TheGribblesnitch
      @TheGribblesnitch 4 года назад +4

      Are those quotations a typo? Why’re they there

    • @mistershadier8577
      @mistershadier8577 4 года назад +62

      Darthane Still if it is true he made it as a joke I think it means the guy can’t write comedy

  • @lazarus5195
    @lazarus5195 4 года назад +646

    Deep thoughts with Heinlein:
    "Monogamy is the great opposer of beauty."
    This concludes deep thoughts with Heinlein

    • @SuperBladde
      @SuperBladde 4 года назад +2

      This has to become a part of the videos

    • @cocacola4blood365
      @cocacola4blood365 4 года назад +6

      Cinema Snob reviewing Blood Sicking Freaks: This was the Seventies, the only thing monogamous was peanut butter and jelly:
      >Insert appropriate Heinlein Deep Thought here

  • @andromeda4655
    @andromeda4655 Год назад +100

    I’m unsure if this was purposeful but at 10:10, Michael is depicted with a traditional version of a Christian angelic halo, where in older art pieces halos weren’t any sort of rings but rather circles of holy bright light behind the head. If it was purposeful, insanely cool foreshadowing to Michael somehow being an archangel

  • @biliminsrlar5752
    @biliminsrlar5752 4 года назад +734

    The whole story in a nutshell:A Martian Angel with super powers takes over the world with a s€x cult that loves everything that isn't gay.

  • @bbh6212
    @bbh6212 4 года назад +458

    The picture of Heinlein as Socrates: all those people covering their eyes and showing deep emotional pain are doing so due to what he's saying.

    • @moredetonation3755
      @moredetonation3755 4 года назад +4

      I was getting major Sseth vibes from the camera work on "Deep Thoughts with Heinlein"

    • @Z.A.M.1359
      @Z.A.M.1359 4 года назад +6

      It really hit me on the last one, how face-palming everyone in the picture was.

    • @undefinederror40404
      @undefinederror40404 4 года назад

      I love that they did the cuts that way

    • @AnInsideJoke
      @AnInsideJoke 4 года назад +1

      Except for that one dude who's staring directly at him while caressing his thigh...while Heinlen rants about how "being gay, bi, or pan is bad, mmkay?"

    • @melvinmerkelhopper5752
      @melvinmerkelhopper5752 4 года назад

      They rejected Heinlein Socrates because he told them the truth.

  • @alexanderilthari9328
    @alexanderilthari9328 4 года назад +2490

    “And he may be the archangel Michael. Spoiler alert: He’s right.”
    WE ARE REACHING LEVELS OF HERESY THAT SHOULDNT EVEN BE POSSIBLE!

    • @HunterStiles651
      @HunterStiles651 4 года назад +105

      THE CHURCH OF ALL WORLDS HAS TAKEN JERUSALEM! DEUS VULT!

    • @wakietrash2686
      @wakietrash2686 4 года назад +67

      @@HunterStiles651
      DEUS VULT

    • @NukaStick
      @NukaStick 4 года назад +47

      BURN THEN IN HOLY FIRE BROTHA!

    • @wrathsosdovah1828
      @wrathsosdovah1828 4 года назад +43

      GATHER THE ORDER OF JERUSALEM, THE BROTHERS OF THE IMPERIUM OF MAN AND THE WRIGGLERS OF JOECRAP!!!!
      DEUS VULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @mashpotato3700
      @mashpotato3700 4 года назад +34

      DEUS VULT!
      FOR THE GOD EMPEROR OF MAN KIND

  • @dylanmccormick2675
    @dylanmccormick2675 Год назад +51

    The fact that a Chick-fil-a ad ran right before the ‘unless it’s gay’ bit is terrifyingly hilarious

  • @phoneheaded
    @phoneheaded 3 года назад +2026

    I've been reading this book recently, and I am outraged that Red failed to mention Jil being called 'pretty foots' at least twenty times in the first section of the novel alone. That or the fact that one of Jubal's titles is 'Professional Clown', or that Jubal regularly threatens to spank whoever he sees fit.

    • @vintheguy
      @vintheguy 3 года назад +223

      Professional clown should have been mentioned

    • @novelsolvings8024
      @novelsolvings8024 3 года назад +162

      'Professional Clown' seems pretty appropriate for ol' Jubal

    • @DDlambchop43
      @DDlambchop43 2 года назад +24

      from what I gather, he had a pretty interesting life in a circus/carnival, among other things.

    • @zahhakgaming
      @zahhakgaming 2 года назад +30

      down bad for Fuçkin' FEET.

    • @TheRealNormanBates
      @TheRealNormanBates 2 года назад +6

      "Pretty Foots"? Is this Quentin Tarantino's favorite novel?

  • @BladerBoi24
    @BladerBoi24 4 года назад +820

    "Agnes was like that because Freud was right about everything."
    Psychologist in me: "Wait that's illegal"

    • @BladerBoi24
      @BladerBoi24 4 года назад +102

      Part 2:
      "Cannibalism is actually fine"
      Me: "wait that's ACTUALLY illegal"

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 4 года назад +18

      @@BladerBoi24 I'm a Prion and I approve this message.

    • @109Rage
      @109Rage 4 года назад +32

      @@BladerBoi24 *Technically* speaking, Cannibalism isn't illegal! It's all the things that require cannibalism to happen that's illegal (like the murder, and desecrating the dead bits).

    • @wadespencer3623
      @wadespencer3623 4 года назад +8

      @@109Rage Wonder if you could do cannibalism if you didn't kill them and they gave explicit permission in their will.

    • @MariaVosa
      @MariaVosa 4 года назад +1

      @@109Rage Not sure what country you live in, but in almost every country it IS illegal to desecrate or tamper with a dead body in any way

  • @theonejackal89
    @theonejackal89 4 года назад +701

    This is literally just if Freud wrote a book.
    ... *Drinks a long sip of alcohol.*

    • @juanfranciscovillarroelthu6876
      @juanfranciscovillarroelthu6876 4 года назад +18

      you need more cocaine too read this book if that is the case

    • @corenlavolpe6143
      @corenlavolpe6143 4 года назад +5

      CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG

    • @Marcus1526
      @Marcus1526 4 года назад +4

      Pretty sure Freud wrote books.

    • @theonejackal89
      @theonejackal89 4 года назад +4

      @@Marcus1526 If Freud wrote a book about himself.

    • @Marcus1526
      @Marcus1526 4 года назад +1

      Also, Freud wasn't anti-gay, and it seems like thats a big part of this book.

  • @jackwriter1908
    @jackwriter1908 Год назад +52

    The fact that they weren't able to create a horoscope because he was born on Mars is surprinsingly accurate.
    Since you need the date and time of birth as well as the location, since they are based on earth it would be nearly impossible to do an actual horoscope on someone born on a different planet.

  • @experiment506
    @experiment506 4 года назад +6969

    The artists depiction of Michael as a soft femboy martian really furthering the realization of how anime this plot is.

    • @orionriftclan2727
      @orionriftclan2727 3 года назад +186

      I'ma just take Michael real quick

    • @silvertam911
      @silvertam911 3 года назад +24

      ⁰00⁰0

    • @animequeen9711
      @animequeen9711 3 года назад +102

      Nah anime would be all for gay and bisexuality. couldn't be

    • @tiiimmmm__
      @tiiimmmm__ 3 года назад +143

      @@animequeen9711 i mean not really?? there isn’t that much anime with LGBT characters-

    • @lolaby2
      @lolaby2 3 года назад +97

      I was maybe, actually, rooting for our fantastical little jelly bean 🥺 well up until the sex cult dlc.

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 4 года назад +1601

    I've learned more than I've ever needed to know about Heinlein, his fetishes, and his deep rooted psychological issues.

    • @DIN0911-
      @DIN0911- 4 года назад +43

      Yeah it just feels like a slap to the face of knowledge when first watching this.

    • @jamesverhoff1899
      @jamesverhoff1899 4 года назад +44

      I've read a few things by Heinlein, and I wouldn't say that you have. I think he's more subtle than that. His works often seem to contradict one another, arguing in one book that one concept is good, while in another book arguing that the concept is evil.
      I think Heinlein enjoyed playing with ideas. He enjoyed exploring them, developing them, seeing the rational consequences of them. The sex cult thing, for example, is a pretty natural extension of the Martian human's ignorance of humanity. Leaving aside the Martian superpowers, we're talking about someone who's completely naive and a super-celebrity. Intercourse would be a tremendous experience to him, so it makes sense that he'd want to focus on that for a bit (see for evidence every high school in America). His followers would naturally adopt his views on the subject. Heinlein gives one explanation (religious leaders have divergent sexual norms), and recent history (ie, "influencers") gives another. Okay, yes, it's not the only way it would go, and I seriously doubt someone with no concept of gender would consider homosexuality a problem (especially since the modern concept is pretty clearly not a cultural universal), but Heinlein's plot is a rational direction that the story could take given the ideas he's playing with (which, remember, he may not believe are true).
      Does this book indicate deep-rooted psychological issues? Sure. I'm just not sure whether they are Heinlein's issues, or society's. What I mean is, Heinlein may be presenting the ideas as true in order to explore them and expose them as false.

    • @admech590
      @admech590 4 года назад +23

      @@jamesverhoff1899 the man was either a genius, a psychopath, or both?

    • @vintheguy
      @vintheguy 4 года назад +12

      @@jamesverhoff1899
      3 words
      "STAR SHIP TROOPERS"
      I do want to, wish to or ever will respect a person who made that book, and thinks it's a perfectly good acceptable future
      The mans just a straight up facist

    • @jamesverhoff1899
      @jamesverhoff1899 4 года назад +17

      ​@@vintheguy Not sure what your point is here. My argument is that I don't think we can determine, based on the text alone, which of the contradictory views Heinlein presented are his actual views. It's entirely possible--and I would say plausible--that he wrote these stories as ways to explore various perspectives. That he COMPREHENDS a viewpoint doesn't mean he ACCEPTS that viewpoint. It's not fashionable today, but part of critical thinking is having an understanding of your opponent's arguments. I've heard it said that if you aren't tempted to agree with your opponent you don't understand them. And there are some very interesting concepts in that book (the movie was crap). Should there be requirements for citizenship? If so, what constitutes those requirements? How do we deal with the inevitable conflicts over natural resources? How does exposure to violence as a regular occupational hazard change one's way of thinking? (That last one is a really subtle, but probably the most important one.) These are ideas worth exploring.

  • @joaopedroauriemo
    @joaopedroauriemo 3 года назад +1811

    How to absolutely demolish your oponent in an argument:
    “Meat is meat, Duke”
    “Why are you so invested in defending this”
    “Why are you 12.5% nonwhite?”

    • @sidoozeley-ig4si
      @sidoozeley-ig4si Год назад +30

      it is the most heinlein moment of all heinlein moments

    • @karlhenke91
      @karlhenke91 Год назад +3

      Oh my god Karen, you can't just ask people why they're 12.5% nonwhite!

    • @sagepage4793
      @sagepage4793 Год назад

      he also says all of his ancestors were cannibals because europeans did it too lol

  • @HomoSeal
    @HomoSeal Год назад +1161

    She left out the part where the main female lead LITERALLY tells Mike not to kill r***sts because "9 out of 10 times when a woman gets r***d, it's at least partially her fault."
    That was the part where I put the book down.

    • @wuraolaolagunju
      @wuraolaolagunju Год назад +115

      Good lord!😬

    • @destroyerofturtles5024
      @destroyerofturtles5024 Год назад +27

      😳😳😳

    • @V1ncenz010
      @V1ncenz010 Год назад +46

      You took to long to put the book down
      At the moment this started you should have known this is f*cked up

    • @szymonkozowski5241
      @szymonkozowski5241 Год назад +139

      She mentioned that in thier podcast, she wanted to put it in, but didn’t, it’s explained why in the podcast and I’m not saying it now, because it deserves to have larger audience and you all should check it out. And also because I forgot. But mostly the first thing.

    • @cmarano
      @cmarano Год назад +47

      Thanks for reminding me of this. I'd forgotten Bob's views of a LOT of topics were positively prehistoric. (That's code for he could be a real @hole sometimes).

  • @mariarue7619
    @mariarue7619 4 года назад +1863

    “Deep Thoughts with Heinlein”- Gay stuff is illegal, but love freely

    • @crgrier
      @crgrier 4 года назад +38

      Yeah, in this book. You should read Time Enough for Love it's all about polyamoury; have sex with anyone who agrees without limits.

    • @ΕυαγγελοςΠαπαθεοδωρου
      @ΕυαγγελοςΠαπαθεοδωρου 4 года назад +27

      But no guy on guy butt stuff. That is Icky.

    • @nilspochat8665
      @nilspochat8665 4 года назад +27

      I really don't grok that author.

    • @silverrivers
      @silverrivers 4 года назад +6

      I would like this comment, but it’s at 69

    • @sibire8284
      @sibire8284 4 года назад +4

      Don't forget The Moon is a Harsh Mistress!

  • @piedpiper4440
    @piedpiper4440 4 года назад +2127

    The sad part is that this story would've been WAY better if Mike was presented as the villain. Seriously, 80% of the book's problems would've been fixed if Mike was the villain and somebody else became the hero in act three.

    • @shorewall
      @shorewall 4 года назад +90

      I mean, you could take it as a bad end, or whatever.
      I will say, I read and loved "Starship Troopers", so I heard about this book and tried it out. It gave me MAJOR Heebie Jeebies, and I didn't even get to the 2nd Half. :D
      I thought Jill in the beginning looking out for Michael was pretty cute though. She reminded me of the sexy gal who's a big sis type.

    • @theMoporter
      @theMoporter 4 года назад +126

      Personally, I don't read him as being villainous, so much as extremely misguided. He wasn't trying to be evil.

    • @whiskeredwolf4861
      @whiskeredwolf4861 4 года назад +52

      Mike never comes off as a villain at any point though? He’s just extremely confused.

    • @donovanroundtree524
      @donovanroundtree524 4 года назад +1

      more act *PORN*

    • @AnimeWolf5193
      @AnimeWolf5193 4 года назад +70

      Or even if it was presented as something pure being corrupted by society and others beliefs.

  • @naomisheadspacevids5637
    @naomisheadspacevids5637 2 года назад +973

    The way Red describes it, this book would actually work remarkably well as a dark comedy.

    • @Viewable11
      @Viewable11 2 года назад +70

      It is a dark comedy. It is a satire on the prude and religious and superstitious and intolerant US society of the 1950s.

    • @CortexNewsService
      @CortexNewsService Год назад +26

      That's pretty much what they did with Starship Troopers.

    • @donfunk6613
      @donfunk6613 Год назад +8

      I think the novel is a dark comedy.

    • @taylorfisher3944
      @taylorfisher3944 Год назад +5

      It is, most Heinlein is. Job a comedy of Justice is exactly that.

    • @MattMcIrvin
      @MattMcIrvin 8 месяцев назад +4

      It is supposed to be funny. The thing is, the laughs are supposed to come from your instinctive understanding that Robert Heinlein is right about everything and everyone opposed to his ideas is silly.

  • @judithgockel1001
    @judithgockel1001 Год назад +49

    I read this when it first came out; his later books became increasingly strange. Near the end of his career, he had an early (forgotten procedure name) carotid artery reaming out, restoring blood flow to the brain. This may have explained some of the weirdness.

  • @commissarlegion1413
    @commissarlegion1413 4 года назад +373

    It's time for more deep thoughts with Heinlein
    "Remember readers, dying is gay"
    And that concludes our deep thoughts with Heinlein

    • @f.i.r.e.5119
      @f.i.r.e.5119 4 года назад +10

      I can't wait for the flood of comments reading something along the lines of, "If dying is gay, kill me now!"

    • @mackenchiez1998
      @mackenchiez1998 4 года назад +5

      @@f.i.r.e.5119 If dying is gay, then I am going to live forever!

    • @z2yn
      @z2yn 4 года назад +2

      Since I'm dead inside for a long time now, I consider that a win-win situation

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 4 года назад +1

      @@mackenchiez1998 Silence, American Boot.

    • @campkira
      @campkira 4 года назад +1

      no basic.. his book about humanity breeding until out live a disaster... it about individualism vs collectivism.... when death don't matte much since you live after death... it a mind fuck book.

  • @robinjay3141
    @robinjay3141 4 года назад +340

    'Deep thoughts with Heinlein' is like when a show has a designated cool character and they reach into a coat: You never know what the hell is gonna be pulled out.

    • @korialogo
      @korialogo 4 года назад +14

      Unfortunately, with Heinlein, half the time the result is just an unwanted flashing.

  • @sobek6735
    @sobek6735 4 года назад +696

    This book is like when you hear the straight people who think lesbians are hot and think they can turn them straight. I want to clarify, most straight people are not creeps like that

    • @AskMia411
      @AskMia411 3 года назад +123

      Omg, you're right, that's exactly the vibe this story gives. It's also the same vibe that people who think asexuals "Just haven't had good sex yet" give off. The belief that you can change someone's sexuality through sex. Heinlein was so freaking weird!

    • @202mc4
      @202mc4 3 года назад +15

      This comment is... Questionable. And I'm not even straight.

    • @sindrevangenrobberstad2889
      @sindrevangenrobberstad2889 3 года назад +3

      Thank you for your wisdom, Sobek

    • @sugar-and-stardust
      @sugar-and-stardust 3 года назад +1

      LUCKILY THEY AREN'T

    • @sobek6735
      @sobek6735 3 года назад +1

      @@202mc4 could you clarify?

  • @enderniffler628
    @enderniffler628 Год назад +63

    8:36 can we all just, sit an appreciate how adorable this is? They don’t understand fully but still do it because it’s important to their lil space buddy 😭

    • @TippedScale
      @TippedScale Год назад +13

      this book really should've stuck to the theming of the beginning instead of going all sex cult

  • @BerenElendilAPGaming
    @BerenElendilAPGaming 4 года назад +314

    "Displaces things in the fourth dimension"--HE'S A WEEPING ANGEL!!

    • @andrewvarney5687
      @andrewvarney5687 4 года назад +6

      Don't Blink!

    • @Striker2054
      @Striker2054 4 года назад +4

      Got that backwards, chief. Weeping Angels are just the members of Mike's Martian Sex cult.

  • @KeishinB237
    @KeishinB237 4 года назад +506

    Lemme get this straight.
    This kid born on mars is returned to earth, stops a holy crusade with his own sex crusade, basically becomes an angel while his followers defend themselves from martians.
    Did i get that right?

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 4 года назад +14

      God dammit bard
      You've done it again

    • @ninetails8471
      @ninetails8471 4 года назад +38

      Oh no, he doesn't BECOME an angel. He was one from the start.
      Apparently.

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 4 года назад +9

      On the plus side, it was less bloody than the actual Crusades.

    • @a.h.tvideomapping4293
      @a.h.tvideomapping4293 4 года назад +3

      What you said was pretty much word for word in the story itself

    • @kaoset1237
      @kaoset1237 4 года назад +3

      Don't do drugs kids

  • @seelcudoom1
    @seelcudoom1 4 года назад +2112

    if Heinlein was born in the current century i feel he would write one of those weird harem lightnovels with way to much fanservice

    • @heinoustentacles5719
      @heinoustentacles5719 3 года назад +53

      But he grew up in the early 20th century so he was saved by having smarter influences

    • @biggali
      @biggali 3 года назад +29

      I like those lightnovels though

    • @TheNameAlcorWasStolenFromMe
      @TheNameAlcorWasStolenFromMe 3 года назад +33

      @@biggali have you tried getting better taste?

    • @biggali
      @biggali 3 года назад +77

      @@TheNameAlcorWasStolenFromMe I already drink seltzer, I think I can't improve

    • @THB192
      @THB192 3 года назад +17

      @@heinoustentacles5719 "saved"?
      I mean...

  • @CT68
    @CT68 Год назад +27

    I read Stranger a long, long time ago. Through-out much of it, I kept thinking "this is a bunch of hippie crap." However there is one scene it in that has always stuck with me, it's the scene where they talk about truth, and they come across a barn, and ask what color the barn is. And someone says "red" but it's pointed out that you can't see the other side of the barn, so the other side might not be red. A statement of truth often comes with an acknowledgement of what is unknown.

  • @chaeriu
    @chaeriu 4 года назад +1129

    Every time Red talks about "Deep Thoughts with Heinlien", my brain goes "Was Heinlien ok?"

    • @nymphrodellsalavin
      @nymphrodellsalavin 4 года назад +150

      In a word: no

    • @rosenberg2497
      @rosenberg2497 4 года назад +129

      @@nymphrodellsalavin in two: hell no

    • @infinityalbi9840
      @infinityalbi9840 3 года назад +99

      In three words: Oh HELL no

    • @dieflattermaus617
      @dieflattermaus617 3 года назад +27

      I mean if for some reason your definition of a normal person were to be a sexist, homophobic, racist..., Human he would be "normal"

    • @kiraina25
      @kiraina25 3 года назад +37

      If you have heard even a twentieth of the whalefuck shit that happens in Starship Troopers, you would no longer need to ask that question.

  • @poppyngbaronye-burgess1686
    @poppyngbaronye-burgess1686 2 года назад +806

    Red: "Which I'm sure real astrolagers would never do"
    The time-travelling goat-fish: ...

    • @luigiboi4244
      @luigiboi4244 2 года назад +106

      *There is no Time-Traveling Goat-Fish in Ba Sing Se*

    • @positivelink6961
      @positivelink6961 2 года назад +67

      Thank you for making this joke. The cult of the time traveling goatfish appreciates your contribution

    • @adilrahman6881
      @adilrahman6881 Год назад +5

      @@luigiboi4244 Why does this make me laugh so much? That's some talent you have.

    • @stevetennispro
      @stevetennispro Год назад +9

      @@positivelink6961 That cult is the... G.O.A.T.! ;)

    • @rapierce-ig
      @rapierce-ig Месяц назад

      What is the time traveling goat fish? This is funny but I'm confused...

  • @TheNeven87
    @TheNeven87 4 года назад +862

    Wow, I'm starting to find classics are in two categories:
    1. Great interesting stories only loosely connected with the real world.
    2. Interesting worlds side lined by the Author's weird sex fetish or revenge fantasies.

    • @PudgyMoogle
      @PudgyMoogle 4 года назад +53

      >revenge fantasies
      That's not a bad thing... Dante's Inferno is essentially him walking around hell and meeting all the actual people who were mean to him in real life that he held a grudge over.

    • @WizardIllustrator
      @WizardIllustrator 4 года назад +9

      @@PudgyMoogle No yea...you hit the nail.

    • @phastinemoon
      @phastinemoon 4 года назад

      All Quiet on the Western Front?

    • @maira7804
      @maira7804 4 года назад +2

      I mean the count of monte cristo is good but totally a revenge fantasy, if i think about it

    • @grfrjiglstan
      @grfrjiglstan 4 года назад +3

      You need a big ego to become a world famous author. I'm convinced it's mandatory.

  • @LunDruid
    @LunDruid Год назад +95

    The fact that it's not framed as a horror story in a way makes it even more horrifying. Pity that wasn't on purpose.

  • @TrashMaggie
    @TrashMaggie 3 года назад +6645

    Deadass admitting that an actual arch-angel wouldn’t have seen anything wrong with being gay if humans didn’t tell him it was wrong. I love that for how self-owning it is.

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 3 года назад +442

      @@rblack1986 Okay... Why is it gross? And don't just cite the bible, give me an actual, logical reason it's a bad thing other than just "The bible says so and I'm not gay". It might be hard to give proper reasons because there _aren't any_
      It's just two people loving each other. Just because they can't make a baby (Keep in mind they might not even want a baby, or sex at all) doesn't mean it's gross, it's just love

    • @Gearhead221
      @Gearhead221 3 года назад +314

      @@rblack1986 Tell me you know nothing about HIV infection without telling me you know nothing about HIV infection.

    • @Gearhead221
      @Gearhead221 3 года назад +8

      @@rblack1986 Also, you act like humans are the only species where same-sex relationships exist. Spoilers: WE AREN'T.

    • @Mel-qr5ob
      @Mel-qr5ob 3 года назад +282

      @@rblack1986 where in the bible does it say that? cause as far as I remember the one and only line in the bible which mentions being gay, was a mistranslation of "pedophilia" from the original text.
      The irony of English Christian priests 'mistranslating' the Bible 'on accident' considering their reputation is hopefully not lost on you.
      If you don't get it you're too far gone.
      If you do get it you know you've mucked up and might need to retract some of the stuff you said.

    • @ycleptprof.5249
      @ycleptprof.5249 3 года назад +83

      @@rblack1986 I'm picking up "13/50" readings from you.
      Like, I don't think you believe that necessarily, and I don't care either. Just... damn, your logic is flawed.

  • @SavannahGeorgi
    @SavannahGeorgi 4 года назад +696

    Deep Thought with Heinlein: All human achievement has been motivated by the promise of hot, steamy sex! (FIN)
    *Henry VIII has entered the chat*

    • @silvergir89
      @silvergir89 4 года назад +38

      Zeus and Krishna have entered the chat

    • @expansionpack4485
      @expansionpack4485 4 года назад +30

      Isn't that the plot of the Iliad?

    • @3katfox
      @3katfox 4 года назад +8

      You get a gold star for that one

    • @otterpopgames7
      @otterpopgames7 4 года назад +6

      Listen up let me tell you a story!
      A story that you think youve heard before!
      We know you know our names and our fame and our faces
      Know all about the glories
      and the disgraces
      I'm done 'cause all this time
      I've been just one word
      in a stupid rhyme
      So I picked up a pen and a microphone
      History's about to get overthrown!

    • @holly3330
      @holly3330 4 года назад +1

      FreezerPopGames 07 Divorced!

  • @pyrosianheir
    @pyrosianheir 4 года назад +849

    I kind of wish this had turned into a horror story after the sex cult turn. Specifically cosmic horror. I mean, come on, Heinlein called them "Old Ones!" It would've been so easy to go all SURPRISE CHTHULU the second that the Martians cut off contact with Mike, and to build to that twist during the cult scenes with Ben.

    • @hanksun9906
      @hanksun9906 3 года назад +7

      Chthulu vs Martians crossover????

    • @turma8eac
      @turma8eac 3 года назад +7

      The crossover of hateful authors

    • @sophiapentico6143
      @sophiapentico6143 3 года назад +4

      Fanfic writers get on that

    • @alabastergiant
      @alabastergiant 3 года назад +2

      @@sophiapentico6143 I will.

    • @JimBob4233
      @JimBob4233 3 года назад +1

      What, where it turns out that it's like Innsmouth on overdrive or something, and all the cult members actually look more like the aliens from Galaxy Quest than humans now?

  • @protorandom9097
    @protorandom9097 Год назад +16

    I love how the idea that "the people who already live somewhere have more claim to it than we as outsiders do" was completely ignored by everyone involved until it became a convenient way to protect Mike lmao

  • @quantasea8509
    @quantasea8509 4 года назад +459

    The first half of this book: philosophy, interesting stuff, a decent amount of intelligence
    The other half: *”Swiggity swine your sensitization is now mine!”*

    • @danilooliveira6580
      @danilooliveira6580 4 года назад +17

      that is how they get ya, bait with cool ideas and concepts any intelectual can agree with, and when you are not paying attention they drill the wirdness into your brain before you realize it. just look at how many people defend Starship Troopers, its a weird militaristic fascist utopia, but everyone think its ok because Heinlein wrote it as everyone is happy and have everything, no one realize the militaristic fascism part because they can only think about how it looks like a perfect place for anyone to live.

    • @darwinxavier3516
      @darwinxavier3516 4 года назад +9

      @@danilooliveira6580 Or the people that say its not fascist but still acknowledges the rampant militarism like that's suppose to make it so much better. Forgetting that basing your social and political power on the prestige of one group. A group that by its very nature requires that everyone in it think a certain way or else not have any say, is functionally the same as fascism. Only difference being instead of one dictator, you have a collective of dictators. The people who support this kind of bullshit are the ones who think they'd be in the aristocracy.

    • @TheJesterInYellow
      @TheJesterInYellow 4 года назад +3

      @@danilooliveira6580 It's not fascist in the least and you don't know what that word means.
      @darwin xavier Citizenship is not restricted to soldiers. It's not even restricted to military personnel. Did you read the book or just watch the movie?

    • @danilooliveira6580
      @danilooliveira6580 4 года назад +3

      ​@@TheJesterInYellow is the exact kind of people I'm talking about. as I said, the world of Starship Trooper is a utopia, its perfect in every way, everyone is accepted and lives happily. he wants to show you how a militaristic authoritarian society can be amazing and beautiful. you took the bait and didn't even realized how fucked up their ideals are, exactly like in this book. he makes weird ideas look amazing by framing it in beautifully perfection.

    • @farmerboy916
      @farmerboy916 4 года назад +2

      @@darwinxavier3516 Shouldn't we endeavor to _not_ use the wrong label? And wouldn't a story focusing on the military primarily be about military exploits and, y'know, the military? Doesn't the book literally have nonmilitary ways for people to become citizens, and is actually open to literally anyone doing it? That's not an aristocracy, or a collective of dictators. It's certainly weird, and is probably (like much of Heinlein) satire or commentary, or an exploration of an idea, but come on; be intellectually honest.

  • @redpup6931
    @redpup6931 4 года назад +554

    1/8 of this book is “neat sci-fi”
    Another 1/6 book is “dated 60’s beliefs that make me sad”
    Last 1/2 is “I learned things about Heinlein I now wish I didn’t”

    • @nymphrodellsalavin
      @nymphrodellsalavin 4 года назад +31

      1/8+1/6+1/2
      6/48+8/48+24/48
      38/48
      19/24
      0.79165
      I wonder where the other 20.835% went...

    • @redpup6931
      @redpup6931 4 года назад +58

      @@nymphrodellsalavin the other 20.835 went into making sure people still think this is a good book nearly 60 years later

    • @nymphrodellsalavin
      @nymphrodellsalavin 4 года назад +2

      @@redpup6931 :rofl:

    • @nymphrodellsalavin
      @nymphrodellsalavin 4 года назад +3

      Oops, discord emoji commands don't work on RUclips XD

    • @torcaace
      @torcaace 2 года назад +1

      @@nymphrodellsalavin Mike made it disappear ;)

  • @minihonda1232
    @minihonda1232 4 года назад +2100

    This book is an aces worst nightmare... *never mind it’s everyone’s nightmare*

    • @lovetrain5025
      @lovetrain5025 4 года назад +60

      Minihonda123 I'm pretty sure ace people would just get bored in the last half of the book

    • @leavemealone5390
      @leavemealone5390 4 года назад +149

      I'm an ace, watching the second half of this was basically just:
      "Are you kidding me?"
      "This can't be a real book"
      "Oh boy"
      "Yes, no need for a plot, let's just include more sex"

    • @callingthevoid
      @callingthevoid 4 года назад +53

      Minihonda123 I’m reading this rn and I’ve finally gotten to... the latter half. I actually kinda enjoyed all the religious and social commentary of the first half but now.... oh god

    • @Cherrycherryemoji
      @Cherrycherryemoji 4 года назад +109

      God the fact that red is ace and she had to read this KILLS me every time

    • @leavemealone5390
      @leavemealone5390 4 года назад +41

      @@Cherrycherryemoji Poor Red

  • @cursedcontent4207
    @cursedcontent4207 2 года назад +2287

    If I had the power to make a movie adaptation of any book, I'd make an extremely gay, extremely modern version of Stranger in a Strange Land with the purpose of making Heinlein spin in his grave so fast, he could power the Texas power grid.

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 2 года назад +496

      "making Heinlein spin in his grave so fast, he could power the Texas power grid."
      This made me picture some straight-up Bethesda shit and made me laugh. Thank you for that.

    • @swordofstabbing
      @swordofstabbing 2 года назад +143

      @@catbatrat1760 Bethesda valve source creation engine

    • @REMSleep-kd3zv
      @REMSleep-kd3zv 2 года назад +61

      No no no this book deserves no attention, let die like a bad fire man

    • @xavi-kun
      @xavi-kun 2 года назад +129

      I’m fuckin sorry but I lost it at “making Heinlein spin in his grave so fast he could power the Texas power grid”

    • @ProjectXA3
      @ProjectXA3 2 года назад +114

      lol lord knows they could use the backup supply, and what could be more quintessentially Texan than an independent power grid fuelled by incandescent homophobia