Legends Summarized: Robin Hood

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @GoneFishingAmalgam
    @GoneFishingAmalgam 4 года назад +7388

    Got to love that Robin is such a devout catholic he has to sneak into mass, then gets discovered because he's not so devout that he hasn't already robbed the monks of this church before.

    • @BlackCover95
      @BlackCover95 4 года назад +423

      A lot of religious people care more about churchgoing than they do about interpersonal decency.

    • @JimBob4233
      @JimBob4233 3 года назад +391

      @@BlackCover95 And those people get robbed by Robin Hood and then get mad when he tries to take Mass.

    • @eldonbell1767
      @eldonbell1767 3 года назад +97

      Most of the leaders in the old timey church were devout religious folk. Mostly thirdborns that bought a slot of comfort under the name of bishop. With the disinterest and noble faffery therein.

    • @michaelalangordon6120
      @michaelalangordon6120 3 года назад +218

      To be fair the church was majorly corrupt and fleeced everyone amassing more wealth than any Christian should have. Besides Jesus himself said It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to get into the Kingdom of Heaven, so Robin was just looking out for them and trying to save their souls.

    • @phastinemoon
      @phastinemoon 3 года назад +23

      I wonder if he would be Catholic…
      Or Anglican, since he’s English, and they have their own church.

  • @VivaLaDnDLogs
    @VivaLaDnDLogs Год назад +2937

    I love how the joke of "Little John" being an incredibly large & burly man has seemingly remained consistent since the character's creation.
    The people know a good joke when they hear it.

    • @alexanderwuolukka8333
      @alexanderwuolukka8333 Год назад +188

      Underappreciated comment. That's a seven-hundred-year-old banger there.

    • @MURPHYCHACHO
      @MURPHYCHACHO Год назад +170

      "They call me Little John. But don't let my name fool you. In real life, I'm very big."
      "I'll take your word for it."

    • @KlaxontheImpailr
      @KlaxontheImpailr Год назад +85

      Pipsqueak: you think my name is funny?
      Aang:…it’s hilarious!

    • @octaviandoroteja8512
      @octaviandoroteja8512 Год назад +17

      Yeah, my father named the massive dog he used to have "Little" (masculine)

    • @normalpeoplelikeme
      @normalpeoplelikeme Год назад +3

      @@octaviandoroteja8512Petit?

  • @lyras.9161
    @lyras.9161 4 года назад +3910

    That list of Robin in media made me realize he's never really had a major game, which is surprising.

    • @TolkienOtaku
      @TolkienOtaku 4 года назад +284

      Furry Robin Hood for Kingdom Hearts IV!

    • @Domesthenes
      @Domesthenes 3 года назад +142

      There was one in the early 2000's called Legend of Sherwood that was pretty good.

    • @BlackFalcon269
      @BlackFalcon269 3 года назад +299

      Honestly suprising There was never an Assassins Creed version of Robin Hood

    • @ValentinoZ999
      @ValentinoZ999 3 года назад +41

      @@BlackFalcon269 that would make the story more dark you know "ASSASIN creed"

    • @Drakerai
      @Drakerai 3 года назад +81

      @@ValentinoZ999 then again, it would be assassin's creed so maybe not that dark

  • @cheezemonkeyeater
    @cheezemonkeyeater 2 года назад +1911

    Fun fact: in the Disney version, the sheriff, Prince John, and Sir Hiss are all based on real Disney executives who took over the studio after Walt Disney died. These three were apparently super hated by everyone - including Disney himself back when he was alive, who declared that opening his company to investors was the biggest mistake he ever made.

    • @mariustan9275
      @mariustan9275 Год назад +117

      Is this why Disney is the juggernaut of capitalism it is now?

    • @N0VA_YT101
      @N0VA_YT101 Год назад +49

      Look what Disney is now.

    • @NK-pr9xy
      @NK-pr9xy Год назад +16

      Interesting.

    • @cheezemonkeyeater
      @cheezemonkeyeater Год назад +18

      @@N0VA_YT101 Yeah, just look.

    • @ag-13studios51
      @ag-13studios51 Год назад +22

      Guess you learn something interesting everyday huh?

  • @state_song_xprt
    @state_song_xprt 4 года назад +5466

    Wait, so you're telling me "Steal from the rich and give to the poor" is barely a hundred years old, while "Maid Marion is kind of a badass" goes back to the seventeenth century?

    • @ShadowoftheMask
      @ShadowoftheMask 4 года назад +291

      I mean, surprising but not too surprising. Some things are much older than people in modern times imagine(not helped that historians in certain eras(victorian era is really bad about that in general :P ) try to make things fit their own world view)

    • @TheRezro
      @TheRezro 4 года назад +163

      Technically there is many bandits who stealing from if not downright fighting oppressive lords help local populations (beside Rogue Hood I also know Slavic Janosik, but there is way more then that). But it rarely was due to noble values though some peasant rebellions were also morally justified. Anyway this detail become vogue during modern times, so it was simplified "stealing from the rich and giving to poor" instead more proper "stealing from nobility, what they steal from you on the fist place, but at the same time you are the poor for who you stealing it back, so it isn't also not exactly that noble itself".

    • @tedcomet3121
      @tedcomet3121 4 года назад +16

      Well the rich were government officials that put taxes on everything

    • @ninjabluefyre3815
      @ninjabluefyre3815 4 года назад +70

      I've tried to find cool fanart of Marion being badass, but all that comes up is the Disney version.
      No, google, HUMAN, I want HUMAN MAID MARION GOOGLE, GODDAMMIT!

    • @TheRezro
      @TheRezro 4 года назад +40

      @@tedcomet3121 That itself wasn't a problem. Problem was that they commonly spend those taxes on luxuries, when they people starved. Incompetent rules commonly birth the rebellion.

  • @annalston1653
    @annalston1653 4 года назад +6504

    "Money can't buy you love, but it can buy you historical documentation." Holy cow, I love this line.

    • @beorwinesheathencorner6425
      @beorwinesheathencorner6425 4 года назад +171

      As someone who does live history and is constantly trying to figure out what the average bloke lived like instead of the well documented lords and kings, I feel this quote in my soul.

    • @annalston1653
      @annalston1653 4 года назад +56

      My research focuses on women and children, so same.

    • @BlackEpyon
      @BlackEpyon 4 года назад +35

      The pen is mightier than the sword.

    • @3katfox
      @3katfox 4 года назад +12

      Yeah, I need that as a t-shirt

    • @bleedingmasque.6193
      @bleedingmasque.6193 4 года назад +3

      @Johnny Cage Medieval Europe deserves more credit than this.

  • @ayyKatx
    @ayyKatx 4 года назад +6342

    Took a lit class in college exclusively about Robin Hood. We watched several of the adaptations, including Prince of Thieves. There's a scene where Robin Hood is "showering" under a waterfall and everyone is dead silent just watching the movie and one of the guys who'd never spoken all semester piped up and said: "I went 27 years without seeing Kevin Costner's ass." And even the professor lost her shit.

    • @sophieAutumnMay
      @sophieAutumnMay 4 года назад +111

      +

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 4 года назад +506

      Alan Rickman's (may he rest in peace) Sheriff of Nottingham was the best thing about "Prince of Thieves", period.

    • @ayyKatx
      @ayyKatx 4 года назад +330

      @@jbvader721 Gotta be honest, don't remember a single thing about that movie except the experience I described above lmao

    • @thegayghost872
      @thegayghost872 4 года назад +172

      So.... was it a good ass?

    • @opheliapurple
      @opheliapurple 4 года назад +205

      There are so many uninterrupted silences in that movie.... I couldn't imagine watching it in a semi-serious setting.

  • @Morathor
    @Morathor 2 года назад +2880

    I just. I love the version of Maid Marian who's like, "Oh no my boyfriend got exiled, guess I'd better just grab my hiking boots and tramp on into the wilds to find him" and then she's like "Oh no, a recent but already well-known outlaw, guess I'll just beat his ass" and then SHE DOES. And HE LIKES IT. Between this and Little John I think Robin Hood just adores people who can wreck his shit, which, honestly, same.

    • @kynan1232
      @kynan1232 2 года назад +358

      If they can kick your ass and have your back, that’s about as good an ally as you can get

    • @notthed6534
      @notthed6534 Год назад +71

      He just like me fr fr

    • @unlimitedcorgisworks5984
      @unlimitedcorgisworks5984 Год назад

      @@kynan1232 CT fha. A koiaksanakaa 🎉k. K

    • @skem9622
      @skem9622 Год назад +23

      Sounds pretty fruedian *stares intensely*

    • @mistletoecanary
      @mistletoecanary Год назад +15

      Reminds me of that one gianni matrigianno video

  • @artemiswolf4508
    @artemiswolf4508 4 года назад +10199

    *Maid Marian* : I want a nice guy who’s cool, charitable and respects women.
    *Robin Hood* : I want a girlfriend who can not only kick my ass but would do so upon request

    • @Fanatic_Foremem
      @Fanatic_Foremem 4 года назад +499

      I see Robin Hood shares my tastes

    • @theonejackal89
      @theonejackal89 4 года назад +525

      Ahh, as the old anime quote goes from one of the greatest characters ever....
      "I love the kind of woman who can kick my ass." -Spike

    • @bluesbest1
      @bluesbest1 4 года назад +69

      @@Fanatic_Foremem Hear, hear.

    • @MishiMIshaniz
      @MishiMIshaniz 4 года назад +348

      If she can't defeat you in single combat, what's the point?

    • @audreykat1753
      @audreykat1753 4 года назад +35

      Oh masochist much? Lol

  • @Lotus-sp6cu
    @Lotus-sp6cu 4 года назад +5014

    Red: "See Millennials, gettin' a job isn't that hard, just engage your boss in single combat-"
    Me, under my breath like a hermit: "Defeat them and they'll join your party, video games have trained us for this!"

    • @sovietmarshmallow1283
      @sovietmarshmallow1283 4 года назад +247

      Select your weapon:
      *Katana*
      Special abilities: Make you look like a weeb
      Drawbacks: In bad condition
      *Old English Broadsword*
      Special abilities: If you get one hit to the head it’s an insta-kill
      Drawbacks: You require a base strength stat of 18 or above to wield this weapon.
      *Plastic Lightsaber*
      Special abilities: You can actually use this with your current stats. Also can compact to fit in smaller spaces.
      Drawbacks: Does 0.5 damage

    • @trishapellis
      @trishapellis 4 года назад +76

      In Robin Hood's case it tends to be "get defeated by them" though XD And then invite them to work for you because they're so good.

    • @jlee7811
      @jlee7811 4 года назад +123

      Me: “skips the dialogue and goes straight to fighting the boss.”
      Everyone else at the staff meeting: ....WTF?!

    • @joelgonzalez5732
      @joelgonzalez5732 4 года назад +6

      Idk what you guys are talking about I only played dragon quest 5

    • @joelgonzalez5732
      @joelgonzalez5732 4 года назад +6

      Idk what you guys are talking about I only played dragon quest 5

  • @BennyLlama39
    @BennyLlama39 4 года назад +3922

    Red: "Why is he our go-to?"
    Me: Because a character with no attached copyrights, trademarks, etc. is a hell of a lot cheaper than other characters. 😀

    • @Catalyst375
      @Catalyst375 4 года назад +205

      That's the fate of all public domain characters.

    • @angelsartandgaming
      @angelsartandgaming 4 года назад +190

      And a character that sticks it to the man and helps the poor can be used in any setting. Modern day people could use him to steal from governments and big business CEOs and give to poor people on the streets.

    • @srensrensen7878
      @srensrensen7878 4 года назад +62

      ...so because of capitalism?

    • @sovietmarshmallow1283
      @sovietmarshmallow1283 4 года назад +36

      Søren Sørensen Yep, Capitalism

    • @bishop6881
      @bishop6881 4 года назад +30

      Not enough people are using Lupin that’s why

  • @1003JustinLaw
    @1003JustinLaw 2 года назад +849

    Fun fact: shooting an arrow through another arrow that is already on the target and splitting that on-target arrow in half in the process is called Robin Hooding, kind of obvious how that name came to be but yeah, not only is he the forever dashing and cunning rogue but he is also the most stylish archery champion, so much so that the coolest way to win an archery competition is named after him.

    • @khoatran-pc6tb
      @khoatran-pc6tb 2 года назад +21

      It really sucks during practice though, having to constantly buy new arrows

    • @1003JustinLaw
      @1003JustinLaw 2 года назад +29

      @@khoatran-pc6tb it’s really hard to do with modern fibreglass arrow shafts and field tips, since fibreglass shatters rather than split, which is made worse by the field tip’s round, non-cutting design

    • @MantraMan2077
      @MantraMan2077 Год назад +4

      @@1003JustinLaw It sounds like it would suck so much more to be shot with a Fibre Glass Arrow than a Wooden one.

    • @1003JustinLaw
      @1003JustinLaw Год назад +18

      @@MantraMan2077 I mean, you're not hard enough to cause the fiberglass to shatter, even if the arrow hits one of your bones. Besides, with fiberglass you don't have to worry about splinters. And also, fiberglass tends to be straighter and more flexible, so it'll be easier to extract, a wooden shaft might not be completely straight and might snap inside of you, which would make you wish you actually died from the shot than having to live through getting it extracted.

    • @sierra3830
      @sierra3830 Год назад +3

      @@1003JustinLaw my dad did it once years ago, it was with a crossbow so maybe that's a bit different

  • @Bob-lr2xp
    @Bob-lr2xp 4 года назад +1573

    "Engage your boss in single combat"
    Oooohhh, my dad wasn't telling me to shake their hand, it was BREAK their hand! Thanks for clearing that up, Red.

    • @mafaziaditiya303
      @mafaziaditiya303 4 года назад +6

      Wtf

    • @flazzorb
      @flazzorb 4 года назад +48

      And if that fails, _stake_ their hand.

    • @TheOneGuy1111
      @TheOneGuy1111 4 года назад +51

      So _that's_ why they always say you need a firm grip.

    • @mleppp1546
      @mleppp1546 4 года назад +15

      Well, just in case you may need to *take* their hand.

    • @IrvingIV
      @IrvingIV 4 года назад +5

      @@mleppp1546
      Proposal leads to nepotism.

  • @LarryGarfieldCrell
    @LarryGarfieldCrell 4 года назад +2754

    I want to see a King Arthur/Robin Hood mashup, written by Red and Blue.
    No, it won't make any historical sense. That's not the point, not even a little.

    • @TheRealPentigan
      @TheRealPentigan 4 года назад +327

      King Arthur comes back from his healing centuries on the isle of the fae to see that Britain is in a sorry state with robber barons and callous kings and sherrifs who care little for their people. Without his usual resources, any clue who might be descendants of his Knights and no sign of Merlin, he assembles a new circle of allies to try and knock the authority down a peg. The consistent joke is that he keeps claiming to be King Arthur but noone takes it seriously, not even his own Merry Men.

    • @timfortune9
      @timfortune9 4 года назад +130

      Robin Hood is a character in the "Sword in the Stone" portion of "The Once and Future King" where he's an adult while King Arthur is still a kid. He doesn't do much outside of complaining about how everyone gets his name wrong as it's really "Robin Wood".

    • @wangsofwat9537
      @wangsofwat9537 4 года назад +43

      TheRealPentigan Can... can I use your blurb and write it out cuz dang...I wanna make that

    • @mr.mcdabington9278
      @mr.mcdabington9278 4 года назад +26

      Time traveling Spanish conquistadors

    • @thatoneguy1350
      @thatoneguy1350 4 года назад +15

      @@TheRealPentigan someone has to wright this

  • @murraymon
    @murraymon 4 года назад +2143

    Not to mention all the characters he's inspired over the years, such as Green arrow and Link

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 4 года назад +79

      Murraymon - And Robin from Batman.

    • @NicaremE
      @NicaremE 4 года назад +143

      Link was actually inspired by Peter pan, though maybe that one was inspired by Robin hood, I dunno

    • @redzilla8635
      @redzilla8635 4 года назад +15

      And a bird

    • @linkadoodle9568
      @linkadoodle9568 4 года назад +41

      Nicarem Peter Pan may have been inspired by Robin Hood?

    • @Fisinocean
      @Fisinocean 4 года назад +21

      @@linkadoodle9568 yeah totally

  • @Cindolintoe
    @Cindolintoe 3 года назад +917

    Watching this again a year later, I think we all forgot the very important factor that Robin Hood sits very comfortably in a position where he can fit into literally anyone's moral code. Religious? Robin Hood fits. Anti-Taxation or hate big government? Robin Hood fits. Don't like authority figures? Robin Hood fits. Patriotic despite the government? Robin Hood fits. I don't know a single person who dislikes Robin Hood because you can reasonably fit him into almost every world view. I've seen well thought out arguments that this dude would, in modern day, be a libertarian, a communist, a conservative, a liberal, even a monarchist or authoritarian due to his opposition to bad kings in favor of good ones. I don't think a figure exists that is so malleable he can fit into almost any world view in a positive light outside of Jesus Christ.

    • @FckYou-d5h
      @FckYou-d5h Год назад +86

      That is a really good point. He has been rewritten so many times from so many points of view that it really does just come down to what stories you choose to focus on.

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 Год назад +9

      I don't quite see how Robin Hood fits a religious moral code though.

    • @bookswithike3256
      @bookswithike3256 Год назад +88

      @@wjzav1971 Robin is literally a Catholic in the most well-known stories. Also if you actually pay attention to what Jesus says in the Bible, he's very against the hoarding of wealth and says it's almost impossible for a rich person to get into Heaven. So Robin Hood fits with that angle.

    • @FirstLast-wk3kc
      @FirstLast-wk3kc Год назад +2

      How would jesus be the same, his story is super messy and incoherent, having multiple often opposite versions and morals of them with so much variety.

    • @vardiganxpl1698
      @vardiganxpl1698 7 месяцев назад +9

      @@FirstLast-wk3kc Robin Hood is just like Jesus in that regard. There are literally many retellings of his story, many people admire him and thus try to fit him into THEIR world views

  • @chewpuppy8786
    @chewpuppy8786 4 года назад +3795

    "Great core characters and almost no plot"
    So it's a Slice of Life genre. . . .

    • @AnimeSunglasses
      @AnimeSunglasses 4 года назад +284

      Well THAT'S a realization that's gonna stick with me like a pocket full of lead.

    • @Fisinocean
      @Fisinocean 4 года назад +96

      OH. *OH*

    • @kirbbb1995
      @kirbbb1995 4 года назад +47

      lucky star be like

    • @Galaxy--Bug
      @Galaxy--Bug 3 года назад +69

      With SWORDS!

    • @morganrobinson8042
      @morganrobinson8042 3 года назад +60

      But they also rob people to keep things entertaining.

  • @mitkitty
    @mitkitty 4 года назад +1799

    I had no idea that Maid Marian was written as pretty self sufficient this whole time. That RULES

    • @nicodranasien
      @nicodranasien 4 года назад +111

      Always refreshing to know “the strong female character” isnt just modern corporation pandering

    • @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010
      @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 3 года назад +45

      I love a vast majority of ancient female characters that actually get mentioned because they are badass as fuck

    • @Saber23
      @Saber23 3 года назад +6

      Meh 😑...just kidding she is pretty cool 😊

    • @WilczycaCzarownica
      @WilczycaCzarownica 3 года назад +16

      @@nicodranasien Yes, I'm watched about myth ofAtlanta and she was also strong female character who not only was a good hunter but also doesn't want to get marriage with men.

    • @niclasjohansson5992
      @niclasjohansson5992 3 года назад +8

      She was an adaption of some french myth solely about Marion (about the maid of the spring or whatever), so I guess she had to be proactive to live up to her earlier stories

  • @eyesofthecervino3366
    @eyesofthecervino3366 4 года назад +1799

    The hilarious thing about Robin Hood's popularity is that, from the stories I've read, he really wasn't robbing in order to to give to the poor.
    Sure, he had a big heart, and he would often go way out of his way to help total strangers, but he was robbing the rich for money (and also because he was a restless scoundrel). It's just that he was smart enough to spread enough of that wealth around that all of the locals "super couldn't find his hideout" and "totally hadn't seen him pass through just now."
    Madlad.

    • @TheRezro
      @TheRezro 4 года назад +99

      Basically. On top of that he need supplies so he offered good prices to people. Not that he was giving them anything in literal sense.

    • @vukkulvar9769
      @vukkulvar9769 4 года назад +78

      He's a D&D adventurer !

    • @shades394
      @shades394 4 года назад +45

      Yes, yeeees!!! Bribe the witnesses and kill the ones that don’t cooperate!
      Lol
      D&d adventuring 0.1

    • @moredetonation3755
      @moredetonation3755 4 года назад +32

      @@vukkulvar9769 D&D is essentially the mythical equivalent of the modern video game industry, so it makes sense it would draw from classical folktales in such a big way.

    • @tennesseeponderer3146
      @tennesseeponderer3146 4 года назад +32

      Also he didn’t just steal from the rich, he specifically stole from corrupt author figures including tax collectors and bishops

  • @BigJoeKnows
    @BigJoeKnows 2 года назад +339

    Ive noticed that Robin Hood and Sun Wukong have a lot of similarities as characteristics and their respective personalities, and honestly I just love that

    • @cartoonishidealism582
      @cartoonishidealism582 Год назад

      Chaotic hoodlum who constantly undermines authority has been a universal concept for as long as there has been authority to undermine

    • @yanaroos8170
      @yanaroos8170 Год назад +31

      If they meet something’s crashing and burning while they laugh in the background

    • @badatart2516
      @badatart2516 Год назад +24

      Honestly, I’d watch/read that. The two just doing random things, especially with Wukong’s shape shifting and duplicating. Makes for unique story beats at least

    • @opulent_angel
      @opulent_angel Год назад +17

      Urban fantasy crossover

    • @londonjackson8986
      @londonjackson8986 Месяц назад +1

      @BigJoeKnows Well...
      [Similarities]
      *Robyn Hode (Robin Hood) & Sun Wukong*
      1) Both are Cunning, Mischievous & have Creative Planning
      2) Both aren't against Lying, Stealing & Killing for Survival/Practicality
      3) Both are Generally Unruly & Prefer/Desire Freedom
      4) Both Care for Those They see as Allies/Family
      [Differences]
      *14th to 15th Century, Robyn Hode*
      1) Mostly Chaotic Good
      2) Has Clear Strict & Specific Morals
      3) Less Rude & Apathetic Towards Others
      4) Is 100% Devoted to Virgin Mary & Loyal to the (True) King
      *1592 Xiyouji Novel, Sun Wukong*
      1) Primarily Chaotic Neutral (later on becomes Chaotic Good)
      2) Morally Grey & Inconsistent (ESPECIALLY during Chapter 14 - 56)
      3) More Impulsive & Boastful
      4) FAR more Aggressive, Merciless & Violent!
      5) Has Respect for Guanyin but isn't 100% Obedient to Her!

  • @sethortiger
    @sethortiger 4 года назад +3820

    "You speak treason!"
    "Fluently!"

    • @themostbritishpersonalive868
      @themostbritishpersonalive868 4 года назад +21

      Is? that? a? quote? from? something?

    • @geekweek9673
      @geekweek9673 4 года назад +78

      mimichu
      Yeah. The 30’s Errol Flynn film.

    • @xenostyrant4118
      @xenostyrant4118 4 года назад +11

      Geek Week One of the best ones really, people should watch it.

    • @Ky-Nas
      @Ky-Nas 4 года назад +55

      So that's where Obi-Wan Kenobi got his sarcastic demeanor from.
      Kenobi is Robin Hood in space.
      Hm. Neat.

    • @myoldchannel0
      @myoldchannel0 4 года назад +2

      @@Ky-Nas Wait how?

  • @Silverwind87
    @Silverwind87 4 года назад +2545

    Robin Hood: Rogue
    Little John: Fighter
    Will Scarlet: Swashbuckler
    Alan-a-Dale: Bard
    Much, the Miller's Son: [REDACTED]
    Friar Tuck: Cleric

  • @abthedragon4921
    @abthedragon4921 4 года назад +3480

    "My extremely subtle sarcasm..."
    Oh is this Subtly Sarcastic Productions now?

    • @pRahvi0
      @pRahvi0 4 года назад +291

      She's being sarcastic about her level of sarcasm. That's some next level sarcasm there

    • @abthedragon4921
      @abthedragon4921 4 года назад +142

      @@pRahvi0 ikr. It's even funnier because in another video she says she's allergic to subtlety.

    • @tommehlenbacher6832
      @tommehlenbacher6832 4 года назад +53

      Overly subtle sarcastic productions

    • @superfunnybob5422
      @superfunnybob5422 4 года назад +39

      @@pRahvi0 You could almost say it's... Overly sarcastic.

    • @lazitazi5645
      @lazitazi5645 4 года назад +12

      👌

  • @brittanywetherill472
    @brittanywetherill472 3 года назад +282

    1st- I thought Marion as capable and fiesty was a modern addition. I am super excited to learn its not.
    2nd- As usual, this is a wonderfully consise and clever summary of all reliable sources. Which is why-
    3rd- I am using this to teach my cast basic background as I put on a Stage Production this summer. Thank you for the wonderful resource!

  • @Vexvaporrub
    @Vexvaporrub 4 года назад +6042

    "Mary got him drinking that respect women juice."

    • @bemotivated8443
      @bemotivated8443 4 года назад +200

      We can agree that Robin Hood men in tights is the best Robin Hood movie

    • @Jai137
      @Jai137 4 года назад +15

      Don't you mean Marian

    • @aquamarinerose5405
      @aquamarinerose5405 4 года назад +84

      @@Jai137 nah, it mentions him believing in the virgin Mary

    • @invidia167
      @invidia167 4 года назад +17

      Jai137 05:38

    • @zacharyrichard3830
      @zacharyrichard3830 4 года назад +31

      If only we could supply that to the masses

  • @thedailybullshit4033
    @thedailybullshit4033 4 года назад +5088

    Maid Marion: *is self reliant, useful, physically capable, has personality, & has healthy supportive relationship w/ leading man*
    Me: *learning when Marion was created* Was this even legal-

    • @johncargille7722
      @johncargille7722 4 года назад +551

      To be fair, she does often flip off the law to go be an outlaw with Robin Hood so

    • @eric619
      @eric619 4 года назад +656

      Given that this is the story of an outlaw and his band of merry outlaws, it is safe to assume very little involved was legal.

    • @thedailybullshit4033
      @thedailybullshit4033 4 года назад +125

      @@eric619 I don't know yet if I hate you or want to start a long-distance relationship with you but your comment should be illegal

    • @thedailybullshit4033
      @thedailybullshit4033 4 года назад +23

      @@june9914 Depends: do I want to know what it means?

    • @june9914
      @june9914 4 года назад +33

      Freedom Fighter it’s a form of romance that’s more akin to a rivalry

  • @clara-mm6fe
    @clara-mm6fe 4 года назад +551

    robin hood: clever, cunning, good at trickery, portrayed as a hero, gets into sticky situations but is helped by his allies, isn’t indestructible but achieves some great victories, leader of a crew
    therefore robin hood = english odysseus

    • @adamloga3788
      @adamloga3788 4 года назад +41

      Not quite. Robin Hood's Merry Men aren't a bunch of contrarian idiots.

    • @vr8652
      @vr8652 4 года назад +4

      @@adamloga3788 I see you are a fellow pro Aeneas and his crew type then. SPQR > Greek.

    • @valkyrierain313
      @valkyrierain313 4 года назад +7

      almost
      robin hood isn't the only smart one

    • @thecynicalmimic2046
      @thecynicalmimic2046 4 года назад +4

      and they both have famous tales about a bow and arrow

    • @crimsonlilyfairy
      @crimsonlilyfairy 4 года назад +7

      aka the medieval spiderman

  • @squiiixe5503
    @squiiixe5503 2 года назад +513

    I think it would be so funny to have a movie about all the different Robin Hood’s with different backstories meeting and shenanigans ensuing

    • @Torakosama
      @Torakosama Год назад +104

      Into the Robin-verse

    • @michaelcheng9987
      @michaelcheng9987 Год назад +18

      I could see it as mostly being mostly a bottle plot of a movie and still sounds like something I'd watch.

    • @gamertwo6263
      @gamertwo6263 Год назад +64

      * all of the robins hood arguing over moral codes and methods *
      * absolutely loaded nobleman walks by *
      * arguing abruptly halts, as all robins hood mischievously grin in unison *

    • @cewla3348
      @cewla3348 Год назад +30

      @@gamertwo6263 camera pans to a very dead noblemen and very happy orphanage owners/workers

    • @toadconqueror4293
      @toadconqueror4293 8 месяцев назад +4

      I like to imagine a Mongol horde of Robin Hoods.

  • @TheDunnDusted
    @TheDunnDusted 4 года назад +1281

    "extremely subtle sarcasm".
    Came off as overly sarcastic to me really.

    • @MormonDude
      @MormonDude 4 года назад +86

      roll credits

    • @cussundriakneal9904
      @cussundriakneal9904 4 года назад +46

      Buh-dunTS!

    • @theraginginfernape9496
      @theraginginfernape9496 4 года назад +24

      **Seinfeld theme**

    • @thedotintheletteri
      @thedotintheletteri 4 года назад +12

      Gunnie I might be the one getting whooshed here, but I believe they just made a pun using the channel’s name. Perhaps it was you who missed the joke, although, I am known to be overly serious sometimes.

    • @waytoohypernova
      @waytoohypernova 4 года назад +14

      @@thedotintheletteri lmao I can relate to this...
      My teacher said jokingly that you could make your paper one word
      I wrote that down
      It was the first day
      I wrote one word.

  • @MeatGuyJ
    @MeatGuyJ 4 года назад +11969

    Red: "Capitalism Sucks."
    Me: Sounds about right for someone named Red.

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 4 года назад +1112

      *Soviet anthem gets louder*

    • @doom7ish
      @doom7ish 4 года назад +778

      Communist detected on American soil lethal force engaged!
      - liberty Prime

    • @The_Crimson_Fucker
      @The_Crimson_Fucker 4 года назад +445

      @@doom7ish
      *BETTER DEAD THEN RED!*

    • @AtomicBananaPress
      @AtomicBananaPress 4 года назад +196

      @@The_Crimson_Fucker Red Dead begs to differ.

    • @biliminsrlar5752
      @biliminsrlar5752 4 года назад +143

      *USSR anthem intensifies*

  • @cale0176
    @cale0176 4 года назад +1804

    "The shockingly self-reliant Maid Marian"
    I can remember being like 6 and noticing how much more fun Marian was in a story than most damsels I'd been exposed to at the time.

    • @kingofcards9
      @kingofcards9 3 года назад +32

      That's good, though I myself like a good damsel in distress.

    • @kingofcards9
      @kingofcards9 3 года назад +5

      @gliese 581c ew gliese 581c

    • @kingofcards9
      @kingofcards9 3 года назад +1

      @gliese 581c grow up

    • @kingofcards9
      @kingofcards9 3 года назад +1

      @gliese 581c your loss

    • @BuhBaBiBeBo
      @BuhBaBiBeBo 2 года назад +16

      @@kingofcards9 *schizophrenia*

  • @Smartz118
    @Smartz118 3 года назад +853

    When you realize that Robin Hood is basically fan-fiction fodder.

    • @GeneGear
      @GeneGear 3 года назад +30

      Ye olde fanne fikt

    • @DukeofTxtspeak
      @DukeofTxtspeak 3 года назад +21

      Thaaaat's folk stories.

    • @CoralCopperHead
      @CoralCopperHead 3 года назад +24

      Well yeah. Need to come up with a morality story about greed and sharing for your kids and don't have anything off the top of your head? Spin some tale of Robin teaching the lesson to a peasant who stumbled into a huge windfall, boom, kids learn their lessons and there's a new Robin Hood story out there.

    • @GrahamChapman
      @GrahamChapman 2 года назад +13

      Are you saying that Robin Hood is the medieval Touhou Project?

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 2 года назад +10

      Welcome to the Folklore Genre!

  • @lordoftheducks332
    @lordoftheducks332 4 года назад +3018

    Mary: “Respect women”
    Robin Hood: “Hell yeah my gal!”

    • @electricangel4488
      @electricangel4488 4 года назад +2

      pewdiepie is the mother of Jesus yall

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 4 года назад +113

      Having Maid Marion go out in disguise, fight Robin is a full on swordfight and actually beating him, sounds like something a modern writer would do, so imagine my surprise to find out that its from a hundreds of years old version of the story

    • @electricangel4488
      @electricangel4488 4 года назад +25

      @@weldonwin that writer proably wanted to play with the warrior princess archtype

    • @dirtypure2023
      @dirtypure2023 4 года назад +7

      respect wahmen

    • @electricangel4488
      @electricangel4488 4 года назад +8

      @@dirtypure2023 yes only tru mun respect wamen

  • @Azzabackam
    @Azzabackam 4 года назад +589

    "So, Robin and John meet in the middle of a bridge."
    Huh, kinda like Samurai Ja-
    *that exact clip from Samurai Jack*
    OOOOH SHE DID THE THING GUYS!

    • @knightofsteel2783
      @knightofsteel2783 4 года назад +8

      *Insert TFS Hellsing Reference here*

    • @PartigradeCannon
      @PartigradeCannon 4 года назад +6

      And now I'm wondering if Little John actually did have a set of bagpipes originally and that was also brought along in the Samurai Jack episode.

    • @kyriss12
      @kyriss12 4 года назад +2

      Partigrade Cannon
      Nah they just played bloody knuckles.
      Wait that was men in tights. Never mind.

    • @Azzabackam
      @Azzabackam 4 года назад +3

      @uncletigger you do realize I'm placing Samurai Jack first because I SAW it first, and the whole point of this comment was that the Robin Hood story, which I encountered second, reminded me of the Samurai Jack segment, which I encountered first, right?

    • @israelhusky
      @israelhusky 4 года назад

      ​@@Azzabackam It doesn't matter what you saw first. You do realize that the tale of Robin and John appeared 400 years before than the samurai jack knockoff ? Really, turn off the tv and read more books

  • @cridbass
    @cridbass 4 года назад +1416

    The end was her realizing she is being a hypocrite
    -she is fine
    Correction: AMAZING AWSOME INCREDIBLE

    • @Tustin2121
      @Tustin2121 4 года назад +40

      Ahhh, thanks for that. I was confused by the ending.

    • @DanielGalllego
      @DanielGalllego 4 года назад +11

      that explains a lot, thanks

    • @patrickdees5256
      @patrickdees5256 4 года назад +3

      Yeah.

    • @Jotari
      @Jotari 4 года назад +10

      Yeah that wasn't really clear to me.

    • @tobistein6639
      @tobistein6639 4 года назад +26

      I don’t think it’s really hypocrisy, more just irony.

  • @anomisk4789
    @anomisk4789 3 года назад +226

    "Maid Marian"
    "Robin was a devout follower of the Virgin Mary"
    ohhhhh

    • @samrevlej9331
      @samrevlej9331 3 года назад +41

      Interestingly, as Maid Marian becomes more important in the stories, Robin Hood's devotion to the Virgin Mary is written out.
      I guess this lore isn't big enough for *two* inspiring female models for the hero.

    • @JaelinBezel
      @JaelinBezel 3 года назад +31

      @@samrevlej9331 Actually, I wonder if some writer heard about "his devotion to Mary" and completely misinterpreted that and as a result Maid Marion was invented. It can't be a coincidence they have such similar names.

    • @samrevlej9331
      @samrevlej9331 3 года назад +21

      @@JaelinBezel ... I think it's a bit of a stretch, as "devotion to Mary" would immediately have been understood to mean the Virgin Mary, since they were living in a religious society. I just think that as morals and cultural norms shifted, it became morally okay and more engaging plot-wise to give him a love interest that could temporally replace Robin's spiritual devotion to Mary.

    • @alexanderchristopher6237
      @alexanderchristopher6237 3 года назад +21

      @@samrevlej9331 Well, England did turn from Catholic to Anglican and the Anglicans were not cool with venerating Mary. I thought that’s why the spiritual devotion to Mary was cut off, considering that Robin Hood was popular among the average folk at the time.

  • @marnetteryes2613
    @marnetteryes2613 4 года назад +1113

    King Arthur & his knights: We few, we happy few, we band of brothers.
    Robin Hood & the Merry Men: LADS! LADS! LADS!

    • @zusfrankenstein8561
      @zusfrankenstein8561 4 года назад +113

      The Virgin Round Table Knights vs the Chad Merry Men

    • @lesbianmoonknight5051
      @lesbianmoonknight5051 4 года назад +76

      Me and the lads robbing the rich and giving to the poor

    • @ajaycease6542
      @ajaycease6542 4 года назад +25

      So robin hood and the merry men are bros while king Arthur and his knights are civilized

    • @Isa-it8bv
      @Isa-it8bv 4 года назад +15

      @@ajaycease6542 I don't think the knights could bd called "civilized"

    • @TheReaperTrue
      @TheReaperTrue 4 года назад +6

      Pretty sure the We Happy Few quote was from Henry V not Knights of the Round Table

  • @Shadowghost36
    @Shadowghost36 3 года назад +1333

    HOT TAKE: Later versions of the story, when Robin's dedication to the Virgin Mary starts to become less important to the story now have a new character, MAID MARIAN. Virgin Mary, Maid Marian, both important women that Robin is dedicated to in the story. It all fits! (This literally popped into my head while making fajitas and I had to comment on it right away.)

    • @anna_in_aotearoa3166
      @anna_in_aotearoa3166 3 года назад +151

      "Marian" is literally the adjective for the folk religion that consists of extreme worship of the Virgin Mary ("Marian devotions"). Sooo...

    • @anna_in_aotearoa3166
      @anna_in_aotearoa3166 2 года назад +37

      Definitely makes OP's theory sound even more convincing! 😋

    • @blethigg9320
      @blethigg9320 2 года назад +63

      Robin Hood and his Merry Men / Mary's Men?

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 2 года назад +61

      Huh. Never thought of that. That actually makes sense, especially since his homeland eventually became aggressively Anti-Catholic and thus, rebranding him was important.

    • @sunshineish8044
      @sunshineish8044 2 года назад +22

      How was the fajitas? Were they good?

  • @Heavensrun
    @Heavensrun 4 года назад +6202

    How in the ever-loving hell have we never seen a modern interpretation of Robin Hood where Marian goes undercover and kicks Robin's ass in a swordfight??

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir 4 года назад +731

      Because the writers are cowards who got beaten up by girls in elementary school.

    • @JimmyJohn89808
      @JimmyJohn89808 4 года назад +383

      They did do something like that in Prince of Theives, she did fight him in that one, she was undercover as a personal bodyguard or a knight, I forget which.

    • @Anxiou5Panda
      @Anxiou5Panda 4 года назад +117

      Because... Patriarchy :)

    • @HaydenX
      @HaydenX 4 года назад +145

      Well...The Green Arrow is solidly based on Robin Hood and Black Canary and him occasionally skirmish with minor wins on both sides. Black Canary, as an outlaw badass, isn't hugely from Marian...so, kind of?

    • @rolkflameraven1483
      @rolkflameraven1483 4 года назад +68

      @@HaydenX wait, Ollie has WON one of those? I love Ollie, but Dinah kicks his ass in hand to hand without really trying. Dinah is in the top 7-8 hand to hand combatants in all of DC, only Conner Hawk, Shiva, Bruce, Cassandra Cain, Richard Dragon and Val Armorr being better then she is. Possibly Bronze Tiger, but that fight can go either way.
      She must be taking pity on Ollie's ego and letting him win a little.

  • @samziegelman1835
    @samziegelman1835 3 года назад +217

    That “Oh oh no” at the end feels like it was the result of realizing that Robin Hood is the narrative equivalent of a religious figurehead (Jesus, Buddha, name a god from Hindu, Egyptian, Greecoroman, Middle Eastern society). It’s kinda funny in that line of thought. A character who’s story is changed to fit the era it was written in in order to allow more people to be attached to it

    • @swashhustler1326
      @swashhustler1326 2 года назад +45

      More that she realized she is criticizing exactly what she's doing in this video

    • @phictionofgrandeur2387
      @phictionofgrandeur2387 Год назад +1

      ​@@swashhustler1326so that makes her a prophet

    • @SwampKryakwa
      @SwampKryakwa Год назад +2

      @@swashhustler1326 That's just how Red is, and her being herself is what we are here for

  • @LoonyTunes
    @LoonyTunes 4 года назад +1129

    "Oh. Oh no" When you realise you're doing the exact thing you're saying people need to stop doing

    • @RandomZydeco
      @RandomZydeco 4 года назад +26

      Yes, this was the joke. Nothing gets by you

    • @jamiet0027
      @jamiet0027 4 года назад +69

      ​@@RandomZydeco Nothing gets past me. I would catch it.

    • @stvsteve
      @stvsteve 4 года назад +68

      Thanks! I didn't get it at first :D

    • @skylaroconnor2903
      @skylaroconnor2903 4 года назад +38

      Tbh I thought that that’s what the joke was, but I wasn’t completely certain so thank you for pointing it out even though it was obvious to most people.

    • @1943germany
      @1943germany 4 года назад +13

      Oh ok, i got confused at the end there.

  • @allisonstone2584
    @allisonstone2584 4 года назад +1605

    what i got out of this: robin hood is basically fan fiction now

    • @IliyaMoroumetz
      @IliyaMoroumetz 4 года назад +133

      With no copyright! *runs off to write the female reboot of Robin Hood!*

    • @thesymbiotenation.4552
      @thesymbiotenation.4552 3 года назад +39

      @@IliyaMoroumetz do it.... or just give the idea to DW so we can have a female Robin hood or Maid Marion in FGO

    • @IliyaMoroumetz
      @IliyaMoroumetz 3 года назад +16

      @@thesymbiotenation.4552 They already have Robin Hood in game. Looks kinda mediocre, truth be told.

    • @thesymbiotenation.4552
      @thesymbiotenation.4552 3 года назад +11

      @@IliyaMoroumetz we know, we want Servant versions of Robin Hood's Merry men

    • @chadfalardeau5396
      @chadfalardeau5396 3 года назад +13

      Has been since his inception

  • @beretperson
    @beretperson 4 года назад +397

    So what you're saying is that it's popular because it's prime fanfic material

    • @personnemay2692
      @personnemay2692 4 года назад +4

      Yes.

    • @personnemay2692
      @personnemay2692 4 года назад +23

      We are making Robin hood fanfic since the XIth century.
      I'm kind proud.

    • @shanw.2948
      @shanw.2948 4 года назад +1

      You got it in one

    • @Dark_Tale_2077
      @Dark_Tale_2077 4 года назад +14

      Some of our most popular culture can be derived from fanfiction. After all, you can't make something from nothing.

    • @sineadthomas2024
      @sineadthomas2024 4 года назад +9

      Dark_Tail
      For example, Lancelot was someone’s OC do not steal

  • @bendystrawz2832
    @bendystrawz2832 3 года назад +148

    12:53 "Very loosely defined" _This is the brilliant Legend of Zelda formula!_ The hero is more lawful good inclined, but otherwise still pretty vague (since the personally of the silent hero is somewhat thrust upon the player in a game), there is a common cast of side characters that can have various supporting casts, and a handful of common villains to choose from, or make up a new one. There is always some plot nonsense (prophecy/divine intervention) to bail the hero out of any situation (or just load save since it's a game and all). *Not to mention the green tunic!*

    • @charliefarmer4365
      @charliefarmer4365 3 месяца назад +2

      Now i kinda wanna see a Link who has a deep distrust of authority and always gives Zelda the evil eye during their first few encounters and is furious with himself when he realises henlikes her.

  • @Uroste
    @Uroste 4 года назад +605

    "And why should the people listen to you?"
    "Because unlike some other robin hoods, I can speak with english accent."

    • @Oracle_
      @Oracle_ 4 года назад +19

      That's the best Robin Hood movie ever

    • @Uroste
      @Uroste 4 года назад +15

      @@Oracle_
      And the disney version, the final heist in that is so damn good,

    • @SpoopySquid
      @SpoopySquid 8 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@Oracle_the end credits love balad had no business being as good as it was

    • @Starbeam1979
      @Starbeam1979 2 месяца назад +2

      Fun fact: since that joke wouldn't work in other language dubs, they would insert another jab at Costner. For example: "Unlike other Robin Hoods, I don't dance with wolves."

    • @BrunoMaricFromZagreb
      @BrunoMaricFromZagreb Месяц назад

      @@Oracle_ Which one is it?I don't recognise the reference.

  • @erenmidnight9543
    @erenmidnight9543 4 года назад +291

    The fact that red realized that throughout history we have been writing fanfiction and will continue to do so till the end of time☺️🤣

    • @Lightice1
      @Lightice1 4 года назад +37

      Before copyright was invented, they just called it fiction. ;)

    • @RoyalFusilier
      @RoyalFusilier 4 года назад +7

      I gave this a lot of thought on her videos about Greek Mythology. It really is just fan-canon, headcanon, constructed stories, etc.

    • @AltoSnow
      @AltoSnow 4 года назад +2

      *Every piece of religious art is fan art. *

  • @boolossus2436
    @boolossus2436 4 года назад +1120

    In other words:
    Professionals. Have. Standards.

  • @lazarusmekhane439
    @lazarusmekhane439 Год назад +67

    I've actually realised that throughout the changes of narrative with Robin Hood, his adoration for the Virgin Mary essentially splits up into Marian and King Richard. Marian, as this fair lady that Robin has extreme respect for. While Richard, who as a monarch is appointed by God and vested with divine authority, as well as being known for reclaiming the Holy Land, is constantly seen by Robin as this symbol of God's benevolence and might.

  • @kailexx1962
    @kailexx1962 4 года назад +677

    "He steals from the rich and gives to the needy. He takes a percentage, but he's not greedy" (Shrek)

    • @matthewbreytenbach4483
      @matthewbreytenbach4483 4 года назад +56

      He rescues pretty damsels, man he's good!

    • @kayleighbrown459
      @kayleighbrown459 4 года назад +46

      What a guy, Monsieur Hooooooood
      break it down.

    • @silentspirit8923
      @silentspirit8923 4 года назад +16

      @@kayleighbrown459 He likes an honest fight and a saucy little maid.

    • @r4y0fth3sun5
      @r4y0fth3sun5 4 года назад +15

      “But he’s basically saying that he likes to get...”

    • @kitters3247
      @kitters3247 4 года назад +14

      Paid!

  • @jramirez8637
    @jramirez8637 4 года назад +2502

    Robin Hood: *gives money to poor person*
    Poor Person: Wow! I'm rich!
    Robin Hood: *narrows eyes* You're WHAT??

    • @typacsk
      @typacsk 4 года назад +48

      *Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, galloping through the sward...*

    • @chimedemon
      @chimedemon 4 года назад +66

      We could make a movie out of this •-•

    • @quive5705
      @quive5705 4 года назад +27

      Wow, Imaging copying a meme off of reddit.

    • @sheshi3403
      @sheshi3403 4 года назад +87

      @@quive5705 imagine sharing a joke?

    • @arandomperson1341
      @arandomperson1341 4 года назад +39

      “We’re here to steal your money to give it to the poor. But then the poor would be rich so we actually keep all the money for ourselves.”

  • @PartigradeCannon
    @PartigradeCannon 4 года назад +768

    "See Millennials, getting hired is a snap! First you engage your boss in single combat..."
    Red, that's Boomer talk. These days, the boss won't even deign to look at you unless you've had 5 years experience in a fighting style that has only existed for 2.

    • @akhragee
      @akhragee 4 года назад +104

      I see you, too, work in software!

    • @tomswiftyphilo2504
      @tomswiftyphilo2504 4 года назад +58

      In my experience, I can't afford regulation gloves to slap my prospective boss across the face and so he just ignores me.

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 4 года назад +20

      Today I learned that corporate has budgeted a job that should have 15+ man days/week with 7 to complete the work even though they have seen us extremely backed up on work when we had 14 man days/week and were pulling labor from other parts of the workplace.
      Meanwhile, we spend about 4 times as much for some of our supplies as we should be, and of course, the people making these decisions are micromanaging from another state without ever having worked the job and want no corners cut.

    • @KopitioBozynski
      @KopitioBozynski 4 года назад +4

      Join the armed forces and they'll teach you whatever you need to know AND get paid doing it. Imaging collage debts that pay you.
      It also gives you much needed connections and stand out elements to your resume and interview personality.

    • @BlackEpyon
      @BlackEpyon 4 года назад +7

      Are you kidding? I'll hire you as long as you're capable of doing the work and actually WANT to work! Nobody wants to work!

  • @eisforenkai
    @eisforenkai 3 года назад +81

    I wonder how “palatable” writers really needed to make Robin Hood in the early 1500s considering that the king of England (Henry VIII) at the time was a fanboy who liked to cosplay him (definitely happened in 1510 when he surprised Queen Catherine, pretty sure he was also cosplaying Robin Hood in his disastrous first meeting of Anne of Cleaves). That the “good king” role originated when Henry was king doesn’t seem coincidental though.

  • @SchneeflockeMonsoon
    @SchneeflockeMonsoon 4 года назад +801

    Later, in the 27th century:
    “Made by a group called DreamWorks, which was the rival animation group to Pixar, Disney’s group, which is why you’ve never heard of them.”

    • @SashyyKane
      @SashyyKane 4 года назад +1

      😂lmao

    • @Edd_Harr
      @Edd_Harr 4 года назад +52

      That's almost perfect. Unfortunately, Shrek.

    • @Gloomdrake
      @Gloomdrake 4 года назад +11

      How do they explain Shrek?

    • @SchneeflockeMonsoon
      @SchneeflockeMonsoon 4 года назад +16

      For those of you asking about Shrek, it’s already on its way out of popularity.

    • @Gloomdrake
      @Gloomdrake 4 года назад +25

      @@SchneeflockeMonsoon No, Shrek is experiencing a surge of popularity

  • @uwouldntknowthem
    @uwouldntknowthem 4 года назад +3366

    You know all those really bad paintings and drawings that don’t look like humans? Do you think in like 500yrs that people will see anime and think that we thought ppl looked like that?

    • @magosexploratoradeon6409
      @magosexploratoradeon6409 4 года назад +344

      Consider even back then cavemen used to bust nuts on a *T H I C C* Statue that looks awfully like your typical *T H I C C* waifu... Yeah they probably would.

    • @flightlesslord2688
      @flightlesslord2688 4 года назад +325

      @@magosexploratoradeon6409 ..................................................... dude..... ancient alien theorists think those statues are aliens when theyre actually cave hentai

    • @panicontheargo7034
      @panicontheargo7034 4 года назад +49

      LordOfThe Flightless omg are you serious

    • @batvaleska
      @batvaleska 4 года назад +27

      we’ll all be dead in half a millennia, so, no.

    • @deviledpotato17
      @deviledpotato17 4 года назад +13

      @@batvaleska what are you talking about

  • @timfortune9
    @timfortune9 4 года назад +832

    Best Robin Hood adaptations: "Men in Tights" and the episode of "Star Trek: The Next Generation" where Q makes the crew act the legend.
    Honorable Mention: The "Doctor Who" episode where he meets him and spends the entire time trying to say he isn't real.

    • @davyrando1203
      @davyrando1203 4 года назад +112

      Men in Tights really is the best Robin Hood movie ever.
      "And why should the people listen to you?"
      "Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods... I can speak with an English accent."

    • @grahamkristensen9301
      @grahamkristensen9301 4 года назад +34

      I AM NOT A MERRY MAN!

    • @richardbarnes2281
      @richardbarnes2281 4 года назад +24

      I agree with “men in tights” (tIGHt tights) but personally the doctor who episode was better than the next generation episode, mainly for the sheer comedy of the arguments

    • @adiraiju9336
      @adiraiju9336 4 года назад +9

      @@grahamkristensen9301 *Twang-twang-twang-twang-twang-twang-twang...*
      *TUNGK!*
      "Sorry."

    • @Zomburai45
      @Zomburai45 4 года назад +28

      "Every time they make a Robin Hood movie they burn our village down!"
      "LEAVE US ALONE, MEL BROOKS!!!"

  • @templarw20
    @templarw20 3 года назад +117

    “Stay humble America, you’ve got a lot to be embarrassed about”
    Me, former history teacher: OOOOOOOH YEAH!

    • @templarw20
      @templarw20 3 года назад +5

      Also, been watching a lot of your vids about mythology today. Seems like Robin Hood is what a lot of ancient myths were like back in the day (see: Loki, Hades and Persephone, etc), but the invention of the printing press means that the myth fossilized (to use your term, which is perfect) in that incomplete, nebulous form rather than in a more defined place.

    • @CortexNewsService
      @CortexNewsService 10 месяцев назад +5

      I am sadly not surprised it was my native state of Indiana that tried to ban Robin Hood.

    • @kylajensen1957
      @kylajensen1957 9 месяцев назад +3

      That killed me and I'm American.

  • @mitchellneu
    @mitchellneu 4 года назад +791

    Sheriff of Nottingham: "LOCKSLEY!!! I'm gonna cut your heart out with a SPOON!"
    Later...
    Guy of Gisborne: "Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe or--"
    Sheriff of Nottingham: "BECAUSE IT'S DULL, YOU TWIT! IT'LL HURT MORE!"

    • @angelcollina
      @angelcollina 4 года назад +36

      Mitch Neu RIP Alan Rickman

    • @TheRedAzuki
      @TheRedAzuki 4 года назад +8

      That reminds me of the spoon killer trailer

    • @ezelfrancisco1349
      @ezelfrancisco1349 4 года назад +11

      Best line delivery ever

    • @fireline4765
      @fireline4765 4 года назад +4

      Points for creativity.

    • @anikasaxena4238
      @anikasaxena4238 4 года назад +11

      Actually because it's dull, it will require far more pressure to injure the one you're trying to injure than with a sharper object. It will be an essentially useless attempt that might end in failure.

  • @Halberddent
    @Halberddent 4 года назад +1026

    "Robin hood and Lil Jon walking through the forest."
    "YEAH!!!"
    "Laughin' back and forth at what the other'ne has to say."
    "WHAT?"
    "Reminiscin' this'n'that'n havin' such a good time, oo-de-lally oo-de-lally golly what a day."
    "OK!"

    • @daniellemhall1358
      @daniellemhall1358 4 года назад +22

      Lil Jon... I get it.

    • @Tyleya
      @Tyleya 4 года назад +13

      Bless you for this.

    • @yanac.2495
      @yanac.2495 4 года назад +7

      Quality Comment 😂

    • @rankushrenada
      @rankushrenada 4 года назад +8

      @@daniellemhall1358 Took me a while, thanks for your comment.

    • @JackSilver1410
      @JackSilver1410 4 года назад +5

      Ah, see what you did there.

  • @OtakuMan05
    @OtakuMan05 4 года назад +903

    I'm actually somewhat surprised there aren't stories of Robin Hood being an ally of King Arthur... Or if there are, they aren't more common. A well-written crossover between these old stories of medieval heroism would be a welcome piece of literature I think...

    • @Troublethecat
      @Troublethecat 4 года назад +105

      Well, apparently he does show up in The Once and Future King and helps out a young Arthur and Kay at some point, but yeah. It is a bit surprising that isn't more common.

    • @fredfry5100
      @fredfry5100 4 года назад +148

      There's a couple reasons. First, origins aside, Robin's setting has been set as during the very real 3rd crusade, and in the very real place of Nottingham. King Arthur's time frame is almost purely mythical, and his location largely undefined beyond being in Britain. Further, in Gawain and the Green knight, Camelot is described as this heaven on earth, while Robin Hood solves problem Camelot wouldn't allow to happen.

    • @Rainears129
      @Rainears129 3 года назад +52

      I'm actually working on/plotting a story where a gender-bent Robin is the younger sister to the Earl of Huntington, and the High King Pwyll, while Merlin is wondering around because Arthur isn't a thing yet. It's fun, though I admit I need to do a bit more research on the characters, though I'm planning on it being more light-hearted, so more along Men in Tights than Prince of Thieves, though I may throw in a "canceling Christmas" line.

    • @chukyuniqul
      @chukyuniqul 3 года назад +38

      @@Rainears129 watch out, if your robin is too attractive type-moon might hire you.

    • @warsown4935
      @warsown4935 3 года назад +28

      @@chukyuniqul never have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with

  • @sourwitch2340
    @sourwitch2340 2 года назад +43

    While Robin Hood falls more into the proprietary of pop culture paganism than anything, I do find the interpretation of him as fae or a trickster god rather intriguing. Like, I can absolutely see that interpretation, and want to wish anyone who does place him into that role a very pleasant day.
    But also, why do I now want a story where he just happens upon and hangs out with Loki?

    • @Xalerdane
      @Xalerdane 9 месяцев назад +2

      I had an idea for a version of _Robin Hood_ that has Robin and Marian meeting as young children. It was known that the Fae had taken a child with Fae blood into the forest, and some knight went in and took that child back to the human world. That child grew up to be Maid Marian, while the Fae child she had been the playmate of became Robin Hood.
      Except at the end of the story, it’s revealed that Marian had been a full Fae all along, and _Robin_ had been the half-fae child brought the forest for her. When Robin Hood is killed by the monk, it’s only his human half that dies, causing him to become a full Fae like Marian. The two return to Faerie for good, along with all the Merry Men who don’t feel like they belong in the human world anymore.

  • @Ragagaraga69
    @Ragagaraga69 4 года назад +2104

    Robin Hood: Here have some money
    Peasant: I am rich!
    Robin Hood: This is a robery.

  • @NewSparky97
    @NewSparky97 4 года назад +412

    I really really like the tale where Marian kicks his ass in swords and then they live happily ever after. You could say I have a type

    • @gothnerd887
      @gothnerd887 4 года назад +6

      Are you familiar with the T.V show Maid Marian And Her Merry Men?

    • @un-ironicallybritishun-iro7781
      @un-ironicallybritishun-iro7781 4 года назад +39

      “I like a girl that could kick my ass”

    • @emperorflick
      @emperorflick 4 года назад +17

      Does that make Marian a shounen protagonist?

    • @bananasinfrench
      @bananasinfrench 4 года назад +8

      Emperor Flick Imagine a shounen series about Marian 👌

    • @evecampbell3069
      @evecampbell3069 4 года назад +2

      @@bananasinfrench Somebody should write it.

  • @MrWarriorace
    @MrWarriorace 4 года назад +1380

    Red: When is everyone going to stop making a compilation of Robin hood's life...Oh no.
    Me: That was when Red realized, she screwed up.

    • @joshuahunt3032
      @joshuahunt3032 4 года назад +49

      MrWarriorace I’m out of the loop. Is she just implying that compilations of Robin Hood’s life might go on forever?

    • @SignalRaptor_
      @SignalRaptor_ 4 года назад +210

      No, it's what she just did.

    • @xenosaura
      @xenosaura 4 года назад +2

      bump

    • @thatone4165
      @thatone4165 4 года назад +55

      I think it's because that's what this video did.

    • @Drasvin
      @Drasvin 4 года назад +165

      @@joshuahunt3032 It's an implied realization that she's become part of the problem, i.e. asking when people are going to stop making compilations of Robin Hood's life in her summarized compilation of Robin Hood's life.

  • @Arrek8585
    @Arrek8585 3 года назад +37

    Having gone back after watching some of the trope talks it's neat to see the 5 man band as a core concept for Robin Hood with only John being the one really defined into a Powerhouse/Lancer combo.

  • @Nickle_King
    @Nickle_King 4 года назад +243

    I love Robin Hood. His stories tend to be like well run, basic D&D campaigns. Group of protagonists trying to achieve something, as many losses as wins, noncomplicated yet imposing villain King, and death in the end comes from an understandable yet innocuous mistake/betrayal. Good stuff.

  • @GrandCatapult
    @GrandCatapult 4 года назад +812

    It's probably no coincidence that the character of Robin Hood emerged in history when he did. King John was notorious for his self-rule and detested the idea of the rule of law, even causing his own Barons to rebel. It's how we got Magna Carta, and it should come as no surprise that a folklore rebel character emerged around the same time, tolerated by the nobility. Just Rebellion was the theme of that corner of history, and giving license to tell such stories would have been a subtle way to mock the status quo. Medieval sarcasm, if you will.

    • @fraser1614
      @fraser1614 4 года назад +46

      lets also not forget a hundred years after King Johns reign in 1381, we would get the Peasants Revolt, a massive revolt of the peasantry in England, which may of eventually been put down, but did have a massive political impact as the lives of the peasantry improved drastically in England, with wages and freedoms increasing. Makes sense to then that people would further popularise a folk hero based around taking the rich down a peg or two during the revolt.

    • @GaijinEncarmine
      @GaijinEncarmine 4 года назад +18

      Even more ironic, since Magna Carta was designed to benefit the notoriously selfish and tyrannical barons first and foremost - the real oppressors of the common folk, most of the time.

    • @Grymbaldknight
      @Grymbaldknight 4 года назад +17

      Very true. People keep trying to pin Robin Hood down to the idea of him "robbing from the rich to give to the poor", but it seems more likely that he was just a vigilante, of sorts, trying to unseat corrupt leaders (like the Sheriff, and King John). Stealing money from them wasn't the only string to his bow (pun intended), but a means to an end when it came to humiliating them and striping them of power. Giving some of that stolen money to the poor was just the Christian thing to do.
      As for the Peasants' Revolt... that's more complicated. Basically, after the Black Death wiped out hundreds of thousands of peasants in Medieval England, there was a labour shortage. In order to get the remaining peasants to work harder, local lords started giving them better "employee benefits". The people loved it. When the king put his foot down and stopped that from happening (basically because it was bankrupting the nobility), the peasants revolted. Understandable, really, but not entirely an overreach of power on the part of the king. It's his job to look out for his nobles, too, and England wasn't ready for the rapid expansion of the middle-classes just yet. That would come a century or two later.
      As for the Magna Carta... yeah, it's imperfect. It wasn't even _that_ popular at the time, because it was reworked time and again over the next few years, including by the barons it was supposed to benefit.
      However, it was the early 13th century. England was still a long, long way from "Civil Rights" as we understand it today. Most people were still living in houses made of wood and straw, America hadn't been (properly) discovered by Europeans, glass and pepper were considered luxury goods, and people didn't wipe after taking a dump. Give them some credit for creating a legal document designed to protect "Human Rights", even if it did only apply to the upper nobility at first.

    • @samfish2550
      @samfish2550 4 года назад +2

      -insert intellect comment here.

    • @danielsjohnson
      @danielsjohnson 4 года назад +3

      @@GaijinEncarmine Source? Establishing the idea that everyone, including the king, has to follow the law, has individual rights, and has a right to a fair trial sounds like something people in positions of authority would want to avoid, not embrace. Because it would mean they can't be jerks to whoever they want.

  • @PainCausingSamurai
    @PainCausingSamurai 4 года назад +273

    I like the contrast between King Arthur and Robin Hood:
    King Arthur: Our system is good, we must defend it!
    Robin Hood: Our system is bad, we must subvert it!
    I know they're from different eras, but it would be fun to have both parties exist together, crossover style.

    • @brothertaddeus
      @brothertaddeus 4 года назад +28

      Now I'm sad that I can't remember Robin Hood and King Arthur ever interacting with each other in Fate.

    • @thehighwayman3122
      @thehighwayman3122 4 года назад +10

      @@brothertaddeus the closest we get is both being playable characters in Fate/Extella.

    • @PainCausingSamurai
      @PainCausingSamurai 4 года назад +10

      @@brothertaddeus By happy coincidence I stumbled on both the Fate series and the Overly Sarcastic Prouctions episode about Cu Chulaein at roughly the same time, sparking an interest in reconnecting with the myths of my Gaelic roots.

    • @leopardeye1654
      @leopardeye1654 4 года назад +2

      @@brothertaddeus I really think they should have given Robin hood some kind of anty king feature in fate. That even more so than his archery skills is the center of his character and legend.

    • @LashknifeTalon
      @LashknifeTalon 4 года назад

      @@brothertaddeus I don't even recall him having much to say about Nero being an Emperor even.

  • @GrahamChapman
    @GrahamChapman 2 года назад +29

    So, in other words, Robin Hood is popular, and has managed to remain popular for so long, for roughly the same reason that Touhou Project is popular and has had such amazing staying power: We've got good framework characters, but stories that, even in-universe, are pretty loosely defined, encouraging story tellers to tell _their_ stories of the characters involved and their adventures.

  • @nonsensemancer
    @nonsensemancer 4 года назад +1082

    I'm seeing a disturbing lack of talk about the greatest robin hood movie: Robin Hood Men in Tights.

    • @bagesys7227
      @bagesys7227 4 года назад +32

      Right!?

    • @Emma-sj6wp
      @Emma-sj6wp 4 года назад +25

      YAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

    • @matthewroberts198
      @matthewroberts198 4 года назад +60

      Cause he can speak with an English accent

    • @RRW359
      @RRW359 4 года назад +14

      That's the worst misspelling of the TNG episode "Qpid"I've ever read.

    • @seansun5194
      @seansun5194 4 года назад +4

      C9R9D yes my good sir or madam

  • @Fracturite
    @Fracturite 4 года назад +515

    "When are people going to stop trying to create a single cohesive narrative of this charact..."
    suddenly realizes that is exactly what she is doing
    "...oh".

    • @MrSamulai
      @MrSamulai 4 года назад +20

      Notices a joke in the video
      Thinks he came up with it himself
      Posts it in the comments
      Is a Comedy Man

    • @MazzaAzi
      @MazzaAzi 4 года назад +3

      now it's 5

    • @thatoneguy1350
      @thatoneguy1350 4 года назад +44

      I was scrolling through the comments looking for what that "ohhh" meant thank you

    • @RichardHardslab
      @RichardHardslab 4 года назад +17

      Owen DeCarlo you weren’t the only one who missed it, this has been an incredibly helpful comment

    • @Fracturite
      @Fracturite 4 года назад +11

      MrSamulai you seem to not know the difference between highlighting a joke from the video and taking credit for a joke from the video. You have my pity 😏

  • @shadyspot8284
    @shadyspot8284 4 года назад +343

    So, you're telling me Robin Hood made most of his friends by losing in a fight? Is he the anti-anime protagonist then?

    • @laurenhawes7201
      @laurenhawes7201 4 года назад +14

      Omg midoria from mha. I didnt realize

    • @villapolly
      @villapolly 4 года назад +8

      Shut up kokichi

    • @Redbird-dh7mu
      @Redbird-dh7mu 3 года назад +2

      Interestingly enough, at least in the older sources, Robin Hood was never an extraordinary combatant. Most of his skill was sneaking, ambushing, disguising, and his charisma. While he was a good archer, it wasn’t uncommon for English peasants to own and use bows.

  • @broEye1
    @broEye1 Год назад +23

    Seeing a recent review of the Disney movie, I recalled one major issue with the Robin Hood as pro-socialism or pro-communism thing: the biggest thing Robin Hood fought against was the taxes of the time. A man opposing high taxes is in many ways more in line with capitalism than socialism or communism.

    • @Humorless_Wokescold
      @Humorless_Wokescold 11 месяцев назад +8

      yes and no. One problem we have is how quickly we project the modern world backgrounds. A tax collector in medieval England was...not the fairest human being. Today, taxes are based on your circumstances. Back then, the tax collector did not give a fuck. Bad harvest? Too bad, pay the king. Son died fighting in the king's war? Thank you for your sacrifice, now pay the king. Medieval tax collection was closer to a mob shakedown than anything else.

    • @gbindahouse94
      @gbindahouse94 10 месяцев назад

      Additionally, Robin Hood was a yeoman awaiting for the return of the "good" King Richard. Trying to disassociate from the government of the time as a yeoman would seems a bit too libertarian for a modern socialist to me. And being PRO-monarchy? Being against the Prince "revolutionising" how England was run up to this point with his taxes and fellow corrupt allies in the palaces and churches? That's unacceptable says the communist stooge, to the gulag with you!
      Robin Hood is not a socialist hero, even when you divorce him from the nobleman of Loxley background.

    • @susanscott8653
      @susanscott8653 3 месяца назад

      All depends where those taxes were going, what they were spent on.

  • @troperhghar9898
    @troperhghar9898 4 года назад +511

    9:30 "see melenials jetting a job is easy just challenge your boss to single combat"
    I would absolutely prefer that to the normal way to get a job

    • @TheCinderfang
      @TheCinderfang 4 года назад +35

      Well hey, itll get you free food and lodgings. Jail sounds nice when you put it that way.

    • @internetfriend6701
      @internetfriend6701 4 года назад +29

      @@TheCinderfang As they say in Monopoly: "No rent in jail"

    • @macmcleod1188
      @macmcleod1188 4 года назад +4

      It would certainly be an argument for taking early retirement

    • @NoManOdysseus
      @NoManOdysseus 4 года назад +8

      The wall of HR is impenetrable

    • @PongoXBongo
      @PongoXBongo 4 года назад +3

      @@TheCinderfang/videos And, in the event that you lose, you won't have to worry about food and lodgings. ;)

  • @ralphize5153
    @ralphize5153 4 года назад +427

    “Steal from the rich and give to the poor”
    Robin Hood: “Well I AM poor”

    • @bumblingbureaucrat6110
      @bumblingbureaucrat6110 4 года назад +47

      Pretty sure he didn't rob the rich because they were rich. He robbed the Sheriff and Archbishop because they were oppressive and overtaxing the people. He also poached the King's Deer.

    • @artski09
      @artski09 4 года назад +36

      ​@@bumblingbureaucrat6110 from what I remember, he robbed them because ...
      1) to humble them, you may have an honourable role but you are still accountable to the people and you should never forget that.
      2) he still needs to pay his men, they aren't working for free

    • @axelwust9376
      @axelwust9376 4 года назад +21

      Robin hood: Here's the money from the rich!
      The poor: Wow, we are rich!
      Robin hood:... Wait!

    • @thewarden4798
      @thewarden4798 2 года назад

      @@bumblingbureaucrat6110 THANK YOU!!!

  • @mitchhosking5599
    @mitchhosking5599 4 года назад +1009

    Robin Hood: All women are queens!
    Sherriff of Nottingham: If she breathes shes a THOT!

  • @WarlockJacque
    @WarlockJacque 2 года назад +29

    Meanwhile I can never abandon the feeling that Prince John got the short end of the rope. He was the guy that introduce innovation to economics, managing to fund a very costly war while reclaiming Normandy, while his brother spent his entire reign doing crusades, getting capchured (later to be bought out by John) and generally wasting his kingdom's money

    • @marieroberts5664
      @marieroberts5664 Год назад +12

      But don't forget that John was the catalyst for the Magna Carta and the forerunner of rights for all people, not just the wealthy. He was that bad that both peasant and noble ganged up on him to beat him.

    • @on-zm8sg
      @on-zm8sg 6 месяцев назад +1

      John didn't buy Richard's ransom, not only it would make NO SENSE, as he usurped him, he also attempted to bribe Duke Leopold to not release him with the help of King Philip II of France. His skilled administration didn't mean shit when he still alienated the nobility AND the commoners for losing very costly campaigns against France (campaigns that, btw, were meant to get back the lands HE SEIZED to Philip II) _and_ getting his ass excomunicated by the Pope (which was a VERY big deal at the time). And while Richard for all his faults was at least noted to be good-humoured and charismatic, John was considered to be a huge asshole, and cruel even for medieval standards as evidenced when he starved Maud de Braose and (depending on the version) either her husband or son to death for incurring his wrath.

    • @on-zm8sg
      @on-zm8sg 5 месяцев назад +1

      (Dunno why my previous comment disappeared) Nah, you don't need to feel bad for him. First things first, you have to remember that the Magna Carta happened _for a reason_ his innovations didn't mean shit when he still got his ass kicked trying to reclaim Normandy and other french lands, the same costly wars that you mentioned in fact! So you can imagine how the people felt who had to put up with the taxes meant to fund these disastrous campaigns felt. The fact that he got excommunicated in a fiercely catholic era also didn't help matters.
      And by the way, John did NOT buy his brother back, I seriously wonder who invented this nonsense and why people believe in this, John USURPED him, ask yourself, why, in all that is holy and sacred, WOULD AN USURPER WANT THE RIGHTFUL HEIR THAT HE GOT RID OF, BACK?!! He and King Philip II even tried to bribe Holy Roman Emperor Henry VI in order to keep him away for more time!
      Also, it's not difficult to find chroniclers thinking of him as a huge prick; something that constrasts Richard, who, for all his faults, was seen as good-humoured and charismatic. John was considered to be cruel even by medieval people, which is a REAL achievement in an era where people could be punished by getting flayed alive, like Richard's murderer! Maud de Braose, a former court favorite of John, after incurring his wrath was infamously locked in a dungeon of Corfe Castle, while sources differ on whether she was with her husband or son, what is known _is that they starved to death_ the specific source that says she got locked up with her son says SHE ATE THE FLESH OF HER SON'S CHEEKS. So yeah, I don't have a whole lot of sympathy for him, quite the opposite!

  • @EtherealBox
    @EtherealBox 4 года назад +714

    Robinhood: *gives a stolen fortune to his poor friends*
    Friend: "wow thanks! I'm rich!"
    Robinhood: *narrows eyes* "you're what?"

    • @ArkaSaurusRex218
      @ArkaSaurusRex218 4 года назад +34

      "Am I just a joke to you..."

    • @cameraman4549
      @cameraman4549 4 года назад +39

      "I'm rich in the good wa- wait, why are you pulling out your bow? It's only the two of us here...Wait, Robin? ROBIN?!"

    • @lmao2302
      @lmao2302 4 года назад +13

      "What I meant to say is that I'm a good king, and you're pardon. haha don't kill me."

    • @lego007guym8
      @lego007guym8 4 года назад +6

      Communism at its finest.

    • @TheRealZeke2003
      @TheRealZeke2003 4 года назад +1

      @@lego007guym8 lol no

  • @merrittanimation7721
    @merrittanimation7721 4 года назад +184

    "Just engage your boss in single combat-"
    Thanks Red! I knew I was missing something in my interviews.

    • @Pazliacci
      @Pazliacci 4 года назад +10

      all you need is some class strugle and you're on the highway to getting the dream job of your life.

    • @Ergogre
      @Ergogre 4 года назад +5

      "In your cover-letter you said you would stand firm and fight with honor,
      but seeing as there are more holes in you than your cv atm,
      tell you what,
      if you make it to my lunchbreak without bleeding out,
      the position is yours."

    • @rayanderson5797
      @rayanderson5797 4 года назад +7

      "So what can you offer this company?"
      *Applicant stands and draws a sword.*
      "I see..." *Interviewer also stands and draws a sword.*

    • @PrismCasillica
      @PrismCasillica 4 года назад +2

      Send your cv via an arrow! That'll be sure to get their attention!

    • @tsarzamancorpdna
      @tsarzamancorpdna 4 года назад +1

      Interviwer: sorry we cant take you
      Me: I demand trail by combat!
      Interviewer already reachimg for his sword: you utter fool

  • @mjr_schneider
    @mjr_schneider 4 года назад +124

    It took me until I was at least 10 to figure out that Robin Hood was not, in fact, originally an anthropomorphic fox voiced by Brian Bedford. Thanks Disney.

    • @TheEnigmaticKasai
      @TheEnigmaticKasai 4 года назад +14

      And what a disappointing realization that was

    • @bluesbest1
      @bluesbest1 4 года назад

      How about (names basically every Disney plot ever)?

    • @nomehables17
      @nomehables17 4 года назад +1

      Same haha

    • @caspianhorlick4529
      @caspianhorlick4529 4 года назад +5

      I mean, that's arguably the best version of Robin Hood there is

    • @exasperatedsigh1432
      @exasperatedsigh1432 4 года назад

      Same. I will forever live that version though, and the film it's from.

  • @mistahjenkins4826
    @mistahjenkins4826 3 года назад +37

    Something I think should be known, as I personally find it quite interesting...
    See, Robin Hood is an amazing folk tale, with an amazing set of characters... But I wanted to find out just WHO Robin Hood was. Where did his story start? What led to the creation of the character of Robin Hood? Well, I ended up learning this... From a very unlikely source.
    So, do you know the game "Persona 5"? In it, the main characters actually have these powers that come from these things called- well- Personas that emerge from their soul. Normally, they're based on deities, but in Persona 5, they're first based on fictional characters that were well known thieves, as that fit the theme of the game. Normally, in the games, there was this thing known as 'Awakening', where the Persona would effectively evolve, becoming something completely different. In this case, they would become deific figures who, in some way shape or form, had been to hell and got out safe and sound. Susano'o, Anat, Son Wukong (referred to by his alias, Saiten Taisei), and so on.
    However, in Persona 5 Royal, there were third awakenings, which not only provided remastered looks for the previous Personas, but also the original names of the characters that became the fictional thieves from before. For example, one such character uses Captain Kidd as his Persona, who eventually becomes the aforementioned Saiten Taisei, who then evolves into William, Obviously referring to the pirate William Kidd. One such character started out using the Persona of Robin Hood, and in his third awakening, the Persona becomes someone known has 'Hereward'. This interested me, so I did some digging...
    Appaerently, the story of Robin Hood POSSIBLY began with an Anglo-Saxon by the name of Hereward the Wake (yes, his Epithet is 'The Wake'. Do with that what you will), a nobleman who lead the resistance against the Norman Conquest of England, which lead to him becoming an outlaw in England. Now, I say POSSIBLY, because we don't actually KNOW if this is true. We just know that he is the most prominent take on the rebellious soldier in the area at that time, and what with the existence of William the Conqueror at the time, the idea isn't so farfetched.

  • @abikalin
    @abikalin 4 года назад +587

    RUclips about to demonetize this video:
    Red hiding everything wrong: All is good *in the robin hood*

  • @alexchen2519
    @alexchen2519 4 года назад +329

    "And people do... a lot!"
    Flashbacks to Robin Hood fighting robots in Dr Who...

    • @cypher515
      @cypher515 4 года назад +31

      "Just remember, Doctor, I'm as real as you are."

    • @honeymonkey6894
      @honeymonkey6894 4 года назад +10

      thinks about Robin Hood's characterization in Once Upon A Time

    • @3katfox
      @3katfox 4 года назад +1

      I'm SORRY????

  • @jessicajayes8326
    @jessicajayes8326 4 года назад +394

    King Richard: From this day forth, all the toilets in this kingdom shall be known as "johns"!

    • @colepoweredproductions6222
      @colepoweredproductions6222 4 года назад +20

      the modern toilet was actually invented by one John Crapper. Hence the slang

    • @dylanchouinard6141
      @dylanchouinard6141 4 года назад +19

      “TAKE HIM TO THE TOWER OF LONDON! Make him part of the tour!”

    • @davidmillerstavroulakis1421
      @davidmillerstavroulakis1421 4 года назад +7

      @@dylanchouinard6141 Noooooo!

    • @shaman9024
      @shaman9024 4 года назад +4

      @@davidmillerstavroulakis1421 yeeeesssss

    • @DerplingKing
      @DerplingKing 4 года назад +2

      @@colepoweredproductions6222 not quite? Thomas Crapper invented the U-bend and the floating ballcock, but not the modern toilet in form, just some improvements. Crap was already in common use before he started his company so that's not where that word comes from either. Referring to toilets by a masculine name beginning with J has a tradition at least predating Elizabeth I, as John Harrington, the inventor of the flush toilet, wrote of his new invention in 'A New Discourse of a Stale Subject, Called the Metamorphosis of Ajax' Ajax referring to the common practice at the time of calling the toilet a "Jakes"

  • @Jenna_Talia
    @Jenna_Talia 2 года назад +32

    I just find it funny that an entire generation's image of Robin Hood is an anthropomortic fox.

    • @Xalerdane
      @Xalerdane 9 месяцев назад +5

      An anthropomorphic fox that they want to @$&#.

  • @JM-bb8xi
    @JM-bb8xi 4 года назад +312

    "First you just engage your boss in single comba... "
    Yes. Please. Yes.

    • @KumaoftheForest
      @KumaoftheForest 4 года назад +12

      Josh Mitt T posed on my boss, he T posed back but because my T was larger, I won

    • @Tomha
      @Tomha 4 года назад +6

      Ah yes, the Klingons preferred way for Promotions.

    • @JM-bb8xi
      @JM-bb8xi 4 года назад

      @@KumaoftheForest tell me about I just figured out why I kept getting passed up for promotions. Time to bulk up!

  • @lavenderotaku2481
    @lavenderotaku2481 4 года назад +389

    “Man, Robin always goes out like a punk in these stories.”
    I know!!! My favorite is a contemplation of Robin’s stories where the meetings with his Merry Men, and then at the end; I found a version where it was like SUPER dramatic and Robin gets bled to death (per usual), but with his last bit of strength he shoots an arrow out the abbey window and then declares that wherever the arrow lands he should be buried.
    Up until this point in my life I had never heard that Robin actually died in any of the narratives. I always thought he was immortal or at least plot-wisely immortal; and stories just kept getting made and retold about him like cartoon characters. Or the story always got left at “happily ever after” and I never needed it to go past that.
    Also there was this really dramatic bit of dialogue between Robin and Little John and I cAnT- *Sobs in a corner*

    • @AnimeSunglasses
      @AnimeSunglasses 4 года назад +12

      Oh wow, I'd somehow forgotten that particular melodramatic scene... Ach...

    • @theproplady
      @theproplady 4 года назад +15

      There's a movie version of the story called Robin and Marian, starring Sean Connery and Audrey Hepburn that has Maid Marian joining a convent while Robin went off to fight the crusades for 20 years. When he comes back, he wants to get back into the swing of things, but he's too old by this time, ends up injuring himself, and Marion does a murder/suicide poison thing so they both die. Kind of sad.

    • @moxiehokutika911
      @moxiehokutika911 4 года назад +5

      First of all: what story? I want to read it now. And second we read some Robin Hood storys in class and everyone else was like: Bluh, old English! And I was in the corner laughing myself sick because boys have barely changed in hundreds of years.Testosteron is still testosterone and makes people do stupid stuff and poschure. Then when we read Guy of Gisborn and I (a sucker for drama and power of friendship) couldn't even when Little John absolutely fliped when he though Robin was dead and it was just so sad and aaaaaaa.

    • @blondedarkness6258
      @blondedarkness6258 3 года назад +1

      WARNING!! BBC robin hood third season ends with robin dying. I've loved the serie and cried really ugly with the death scene. Sorry English is not my first language

    • @Fralexion
      @Fralexion 3 года назад +1

      Man, I sure hope that arrow didn't hit anybody.

  • @TheJboy88
    @TheJboy88 4 года назад +286

    I've never heard the story of Marian going solo and being a badass. Now that story is all I want in ANY future Robin Hood story XD

    • @amyvillanueva3442
      @amyvillanueva3442 4 года назад +5

      I actually read a book similar to that where she's a falconer.

    • @TheJboy88
      @TheJboy88 4 года назад +1

      @@amyvillanueva3442 Neat :)

    • @greenivy713
      @greenivy713 4 года назад +7

      Well in the BBC series from 2006 she is sort of her own Robin Hood and did that even before he came back from the crusade. She is just more subtle than he is in that show.

    • @davidmillerstavroulakis1421
      @davidmillerstavroulakis1421 4 года назад +2

      There actually is a movie about her in the works starring Margot Robbie.

    • @mindstalk
      @mindstalk 4 года назад +1

      It's been a while but I'm pretty sure she's pretty badass in Robin McKinley's _The Outlaws of Sherwood_

  • @averynewtown2782
    @averynewtown2782 Год назад +8

    I love osp so much but as somebody who listens to them with high volume in the car so I don't miss the talking parts, I am SO GLAD there aren't as many music jump scares in the newer things.

  • @Grymbaldknight
    @Grymbaldknight 4 года назад +704

    From what i understand, Robin Hood basically tried to keep "authorities" on their toes, and victimised said authorities whenever they were victimising the common people. It's why the Sheriff of Nottingham (et al) are never mentioned by name, only by title, unlike the Merry Men. It also explains why Robin was cool with "nice" authority figures.
    The Robin Hood stories aren't about "proto-Communism"; they're about the idea that "with power comes responsibility".

    • @jacobitewiseman3696
      @jacobitewiseman3696 4 года назад +45

      Yeah the "rich" were politicians who actually stole from the poor.

    • @rationalroundhead6739
      @rationalroundhead6739 4 года назад +66

      @Frank Castle ...how?
      I don't believe that he's a proto-communist, but how the hell is Robin Hood a proto-Libertarian? His sole character trait is violating the NAP to redistribute wealth.
      Not a libertarian, but I know enough about libertarian theory to know the only reason they'd lay claim to Robin Hood is because he's popular, and they wanna be.

    • @jorgeamadosoriaramirez8953
      @jorgeamadosoriaramirez8953 4 года назад +42

      @Frank Castlemaybe Im mistaken, but I have never seen a libertarian argue for redistribution of wealth.

    • @geekweek9673
      @geekweek9673 4 года назад +58

      “With power comes responsibility.”
      Are you trying to tell me that Robin Hood is Spider-Man?

    • @Grymbaldknight
      @Grymbaldknight 4 года назад +26

      @@geekweek9673 ... No. [sweats nervously]

  • @joshuahunt3032
    @joshuahunt3032 4 года назад +261

    “See, Millennials, getting hired is a snap! First you just engage your boss in single comba-“ The cutoff made that even funnier.

    • @Verity58
      @Verity58 4 года назад +10

      Red has the BEST comedic timing I love it XD

    • @AegixDrakan
      @AegixDrakan 4 года назад +2

      @@Verity58 Yup, one of the many reasons this is my favourite youtube channel. XD

  • @curestarlight3023
    @curestarlight3023 4 года назад +77

    Robin Hood & Marian unknowingly fighting one another before realising the others' identity & bandaging one another up all lovey-dovey gives me a warm fuzzy feeling

  • @reynard61
    @reynard61 3 года назад +18

    "Money can't buy you love, but it can buy you historical documentation."
    Every Notary Public nods.

  • @AnnaCurser
    @AnnaCurser 4 года назад +212

    "The forrests be infested by them robbin' hood."
    "Robin Hood you say? Hmmm."

  • @Silverwind87
    @Silverwind87 4 года назад +808

    "Robin Hood laughs in the face of all! HA HA HA!"
    "And do people ever punch you in the face when you do that?"
    "Not as yet!"
    "Lucky I'm here then, isn't it."

    • @Saternalius
      @Saternalius 4 года назад +41

      And this is my spoon. En garde!

    • @Stafarns
      @Stafarns 4 года назад +32

      ah doctor who i loved their interaction with each other

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 3 года назад +17

      "Wow, if you were real with this many diseases you would be dead."
      "But I am real."
      "Goodbye."

    • @puppycatsbee
      @puppycatsbee 3 года назад +2

      i love that episodee

    • @craytherlaygaming2852
      @craytherlaygaming2852 3 года назад +7

      Honestly one of 12s best dynamics

  • @UberMan5000
    @UberMan5000 4 года назад +226

    Robin Hood: One of the only times that toning him down for the kiddies made him better!
    Though I wish the "Maid Marian disguises herself as a dude and beats Robin in a badass swordfight" endured a little more strongly.

    • @WebofHope
      @WebofHope 4 года назад +22

      Right? I'd never even heard that version and now I WANT IT

    • @paulwagner688
      @paulwagner688 4 года назад

      Kevin Costner's movie had a version of that swordfight.

    • @opheliapurple
      @opheliapurple 4 года назад +11

      Paul Wagner Yeah but the climax is like 50% super uncomfortably direct and uncut Maid Marian getting sexually assaulted. :/ Guess it was just too progressive to make her handy in a fight and unvictimized.

    • @paulwagner688
      @paulwagner688 4 года назад +7

      @@opheliapurple True. And even in the fight Robin has to win instead of the other way around.

  • @annacobb434
    @annacobb434 3 года назад +7

    She’s right! I love writing and I have done almost an entire story about his daughter and I literally can add any info I want because there are no sold sources! It’s AMAZING!

  • @rexcake
    @rexcake 4 года назад +437

    13:25
    that moment when you realize that robin hoods gang is a five man band

    • @daveslamjam
      @daveslamjam 4 года назад +6

      Oh. 😮

    • @rexcake
      @rexcake 4 года назад +4

      😎

    • @JennyBlaze253
      @JennyBlaze253 4 года назад +53

      Robin Hood: Leader
      Little John: Lancer/Big Guy
      Allenidale: The Heart
      Will Scarlet: The Smart Guy
      Maid Marian: A very competent The Chick

    • @mythicalgirl2005
      @mythicalgirl2005 4 года назад +11

      Actually there’s usually a lot more Merry Men. It’s simply that few are named.

    • @magniwalterbutnotwaltermag1479
      @magniwalterbutnotwaltermag1479 4 года назад +7

      Basically every band is a five man band if you look at it at an angle, there's always a leader or what acts like one and always a possey of either 1 trick wonders or swiss army knives for people, the three musketeers is a three man band and sometimes 4

  • @parttimedreamer2140
    @parttimedreamer2140 4 года назад +590

    "He's like King Arthur in the way that his legends have persisted through time."
    Yes, they will be remembered all right....as cute anime girls with Noble Phantasms.

    • @xyndraxyndra9645
      @xyndraxyndra9645 4 года назад +82

      except Robin Hood is still a guy in Fate

    • @Giorgakis96
      @Giorgakis96 4 года назад +50

      @@xyndraxyndra9645 Wait there are male character in fate?

    • @shadowofdimentio4618
      @shadowofdimentio4618 4 года назад +29

      @@xyndraxyndra9645 And best boi too. He's been my archer since day 1

    • @Wasabi-rs5lv
      @Wasabi-rs5lv 4 года назад +13

      @@shadowofdimentio4618 Robin Hood best boi. Remember to treasure Robin Hood boyos.

    • @nidohime6233
      @nidohime6233 4 года назад +14

      @@Giorgakis96 Ever saw big boy Iskandar?

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 4 года назад +225

    _Oh Merry Meeeeeeeen!_ (Ta da, da da da da - whoo!) _I steal from the rich and give to the needy..._ (He takes a wee percentage...) _But I'm not greedy - I rescue pretty damsels, man I'm good!_ (What a guy, ha ha, Monsieur Hood!) _Break it down..._ *Irish step dance* _I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid..._ (What he's basically saying is he likes to get...) _Paid! So, when an ogre in the bush grabs a lady by the tush, that's bad!_ (That's bad, that's bad, that's bad!) *snapping* _When a beauty's with a beast it makes me awfully mad!_ (He's mad, he's really, really mad!) _Now I'll take my blade and ram it through your heart. Keep your eyes on me, boys, 'Cause I'm about to STAAAAAAAAAAART..._

    • @zidaryn
      @zidaryn 4 года назад +9

      ROFL. awesome!

    • @carktheshark
      @carktheshark 4 года назад +19

      *I CAN LITERALLY HEAR THIS*

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 4 года назад +12

      *KICK TO THE FACE!*

    • @apophis7712
      @apophis7712 4 года назад +7

      A person of culture I see...

    • @Izandaia
      @Izandaia 4 года назад +7

      I think this is the most-forgotten part of Shrek.

  • @Tobescrow
    @Tobescrow 3 года назад +17

    Speaking of the movies about Robin Hood, the animated version is will forever have a place in my heart