Hard Ryanair landing

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  • Опубликовано: 31 дек 2024

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  • @bluecarrot0837
    @bluecarrot0837 2 года назад +6754

    Landings from other airlines: 50, 40, 30, 20, 10
    Ryanair landing: 100, 40, 10

  • @reinierprive8808
    @reinierprive8808 2 года назад +8230

    Ryanair doesn’t land, it arrives.

  • @floopflarp
    @floopflarp 3 года назад +4980

    With Ryanair it's hard to tell if you've landed or been shot down.

  • @TheWonderbread10
    @TheWonderbread10 Год назад +949

    Every other airline: *fasten seatbelt sign*
    Ryanair: *fasten neck brace sign*

    • @AGENTZackY
      @AGENTZackY Год назад +13

      More like get your cross ready

    • @TeamasTwiffleton
      @TeamasTwiffleton 10 месяцев назад +1

      #stopryanairhate

    • @KapitanNixon
      @KapitanNixon 10 месяцев назад +3

      brace for impact!

    • @jacobhrtl621
      @jacobhrtl621 9 месяцев назад

      I’ve had much harder landings on American airlines

    • @Iliketriple7
      @Iliketriple7 5 месяцев назад

      @@TeamasTwiffletoni agree its a very great airline one of the best in the eu

  • @imanuelcaushi4711
    @imanuelcaushi4711 2 года назад +4295

    Every other airline: "We have just landed at our destination"
    Ryanair: "Get out"

  • @Hugothester
    @Hugothester 3 года назад +5207

    Is there any other kind of Ryanair landing?

    • @jorgegracia9049
      @jorgegracia9049 3 года назад +13

      Hugo juega al Rome porfa ;-;

    • @gwnlars_8306
      @gwnlars_8306 3 года назад +26

      No.

    • @Ron.S.
      @Ron.S. 3 года назад +111

      You get what you pay for.

    • @pianothatilove
      @pianothatilove 3 года назад +52

      Good one 🤣, I was expecting kind of slightly hard bump but this damn landing was more like a left hook in your face while you are daydreaming about something nice. Damn these ppl

    • @jellyedwards5014
      @jellyedwards5014 3 года назад +30

      no Ryanair always *DROPS OUT THE SKY AND BOUNCE TO THE GATE*

  • @CasualGlassEnjoyer
    @CasualGlassEnjoyer 2 года назад +3221

    You don't pay Ryanair for comfort. You pay them to get you somewhere alive.

    • @user-bb7jx8tc8d
      @user-bb7jx8tc8d 2 года назад +77

      ... Just..

    • @violet6991
      @violet6991 2 года назад +7

      @@user-bb7jx8tc8d 👌😂

    • @AliciaLicorish
      @AliciaLicorish 2 года назад +6

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @maxbowen9452
      @maxbowen9452 2 года назад

      U got a 50 50 chance of being alive

    • @Runz32
      @Runz32 2 года назад +50

      Well, you pay them to get you somewhere

  • @jmd12127
    @jmd12127 Год назад +882

    That landing was a perfect 10 -- on the Richter scale.

  • @jaydonayache6702
    @jaydonayache6702 3 года назад +7148

    This should have just been called “Ryanair Landing”

  • @farzanarahiman9867
    @farzanarahiman9867 3 года назад +2249

    That poor B-737 every time it's going to land : *"ahh shit here we go again"*

    • @crazyyylp8294
      @crazyyylp8294 3 года назад +8

      @@billnoutsos ??? those are B737 winglets, the A320neo sharklet is sharper & more narrow

    • @markhancock6694
      @markhancock6694 3 года назад +16

      Ryan is phazing out all their 737's starting in Oct. Not sure if they're going with A220 or something else. Hope they treat the new planes with more respect.

    • @jordanstevens8664
      @jordanstevens8664 3 года назад +19

      @@markhancock6694 they have literally just bought a whole load of 737 Max’s

    • @markhancock6694
      @markhancock6694 3 года назад +6

      @@jordanstevens8664 Sorry, I must have read the article too quickly. I thought they dropped the 737 line completely. Maybe they are picking up the MAX's and the 9's. Sorry about that. Better Boeing than Airbus.

    • @alanpalmer8065
      @alanpalmer8065 3 года назад +3

      @@billnoutsos so very wrong sir.

  • @Antonio-qm3bi
    @Antonio-qm3bi 3 года назад +3484

    Landings from other airlines: 50, 40, 30, 20, 10
    Ryanair landings: beep beep SINK RATE beep beep PULL UP beep beep PULL UP

    • @darioabanera6460
      @darioabanera6460 3 года назад +370

      TOO LOW, TERRAIN

    • @YNTKTS5257
      @YNTKTS5257 3 года назад +13

      Lol

    • @Fivizzz
      @Fivizzz 3 года назад +45

      Still calls RETARD but afterwards

    • @YourEx..
      @YourEx.. 3 года назад +69

      Definitely "sink rate, sink rate"

    • @Nogapniba
      @Nogapniba 3 года назад +8

      @@darioabanera6460 oh crap

  • @carljohnson9880
    @carljohnson9880 Год назад +311

    Other airlines: Prepare for landing.
    Ryanair: Brace for impact!

  • @reececollison5101
    @reececollison5101 2 года назад +1148

    I came here for the comments and they did not disappoint 😂😂

    • @waldemarpadilla436
      @waldemarpadilla436 2 года назад +16

      They made my day 🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheMetrobusEnthusiast
      @TheMetrobusEnthusiast Год назад +6

      Well, the title got me thinking 'nothing new there then', but the comments are hilarious 😂

    • @IrishPlaneSpotting
      @IrishPlaneSpotting 4 месяца назад

      Am dead 😂😂😂😂

    • @bobikdylan
      @bobikdylan 4 месяца назад

      Ever flown with them?

    • @reececollison5101
      @reececollison5101 4 месяца назад

      @@bobikdylan I have yes, pleased to say I didn’t have any landings like this though 😂

  • @l.o314
    @l.o314 3 года назад +1298

    Interviewer: Tell us how you flare to land
    Pilot: I don’t…
    Interviewer:…
    Interviewer: YOU’RE HIRED

    • @blazematte5099
      @blazematte5099 3 года назад +66

      Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years
      Pilot: dead af
      Interviewer: ur hired fam

    • @00Martman00
      @00Martman00 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @jacobcirrus
      @jacobcirrus 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @toetz4491
      @toetz4491 3 года назад +9

      I flare at 10 feet ... thats how I hit the tarmac hard

    • @gijs.22
      @gijs.22 3 года назад +13

      pilot: "i actually don't know how to land" interviewer: "you are promoted to captain"

  • @aemannaufal5835
    @aemannaufal5835 2 года назад +808

    "That landing was soooo smooth" - Ryan Air pilot

  • @99.sn5
    @99.sn5 Год назад +47

    Normal airlines: 'prepare for landing'
    Ryanair: 'brace for impact'

  • @antek5558
    @antek5558 2 года назад +880

    A ryanair pilot will say: *this is the smoothest landing ever done!*

    • @AnthaxPhotoworks
      @AnthaxPhotoworks 2 года назад +9

      I pity the landing gear.I bet they waste all of their money on gear maintenace and suspension

    • @Saffie15
      @Saffie15 2 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @sofiaasif689
      @sofiaasif689 2 года назад +1

      😂

    • @mikedon5205
      @mikedon5205 2 года назад +5

      Can't you point to any Ryan Air accidents unlike most other airlines in Europe can't find any myself to be fair to them

    • @antek5558
      @antek5558 2 года назад +2

      @@mikedon5205 it’s just a joke

  • @jameslylesiii5793
    @jameslylesiii5793 3 года назад +1102

    I know the pilot wanted to wake passengers up but that was a hard landing

    • @Stopper999
      @Stopper999 3 года назад +48

      It is a myth Ryanair landings are not bad ppl just shake the cam to make that effect

    • @liamb8644
      @liamb8644 3 года назад +86

      @@Stopper999 It’s not a myth, I’ve been on enough Ryanair flights to know lovey.

    • @longbong7710
      @longbong7710  3 года назад +128

      @@Stopper999 normally for me the landings are good but I didn’t shake the camera and this one was bad and this is the only bad Ryanair landing I have had

    • @Stopper999
      @Stopper999 3 года назад +5

      @@longbong7710 oh hi mark

    • @olivercalm7020
      @olivercalm7020 3 года назад +2

      @@longbong7710
      Where was it? Fuerteventura?

  • @1rvey
    @1rvey 2 года назад +1303

    “I got a C+ in microsoft flight simulat-
    “YOU’RE HIRED!”

    • @aviationzoe
      @aviationzoe Год назад +14

      Infinite flight**

    • @1rvey
      @1rvey Год назад +3

      @@aviationzoe oh fr fr

    • @gelatinousbeing
      @gelatinousbeing Год назад +5

      @@aviationzoe pilot wings flight simulator ex plain finite flight macrohard plain sim free games online you will not last 5 minutes playing this game***

    • @BadzGamer
      @BadzGamer Год назад +3

      So true fr

    • @0Tandaraza0
      @0Tandaraza0 Год назад +3

      ​@@aviationzoe even airline commander would work

  • @swordsman1089
    @swordsman1089 Год назад +21

    Other company:"Rejected!"
    Ryanair:"Welcome!"

  • @usmanjanjua8288
    @usmanjanjua8288 3 года назад +582

    Its a casual ryanair landing

    • @Nonamelol.
      @Nonamelol. 3 года назад +11

      No this is better than average to ryanair

    • @Nonamelol.
      @Nonamelol. 3 года назад +1

      @alex holtta 2 idc about your landings dipshit

  • @muratveli
    @muratveli 2 года назад +673

    At Ryanair we don't fly, we fall with style

  • @powerboatguy2308
    @powerboatguy2308 2 года назад +733

    Ryanair: When they use the term "Final Approach" they really mean it.

    • @valerio_c
      @valerio_c Год назад +4

      😂

    • @eddiepacer
      @eddiepacer Год назад +7

      😂😂😂😂😂 This is actually underrated

    • @ginastone9251
      @ginastone9251 Год назад +1

      These comments! Priceless😅

    • @da.c
      @da.c Год назад +1

      Bro, you made me laugh hard. Thank you!

    • @stellarv5689
      @stellarv5689 Год назад

      😂

  • @Gracell0
    @Gracell0 Год назад +32

    Thank you for flying Ryanair last year 90% of our flights arrived with broken gear

  • @teerboyd
    @teerboyd 2 года назад +703

    “Hey any landing you walk away from is a good one” -Ryanair

    • @ThePsychicFish
      @ThePsychicFish Год назад +9

      Does limping away count?

    • @Dustyscorner1111
      @Dustyscorner1111 Год назад

      @@ThePsychicFish with your spine protruding through your ass? 😭

    • @bucket_the1st
      @bucket_the1st Год назад +4

      @@ThePsychicFishyes, yes it does

    • @soldier3157
      @soldier3157 Год назад +2

      ​@coolsgamingYTif you survived then jts a good one

  • @multiestonian
    @multiestonian 2 года назад +384

    "This is Ryanair 330 coming in for a landing"
    *tower sends out rescue crew*

  • @matejburian3191
    @matejburian3191 Год назад +377

    "Smooth landings are time consuming, time is money" RyanAir CEO

    • @AutoRauto
      @AutoRauto Год назад +8

      That actually is the case

    • @matejburian3191
      @matejburian3191 Год назад +8

      @@AutoRauto May sounded like a joke but it was actual quote of Michael O´Leary so yeah :D

    • @AutoRauto
      @AutoRauto Год назад +2

      @@matejburian3191 pravda😃

    • @aerofreak2053
      @aerofreak2053 10 месяцев назад

      Smooth landings are *runway* consuming and can invalidate landing performance data if they cause enough of a float

  • @Has_noobscales
    @Has_noobscales Год назад +13

    Other airlines - "cabin crew, prepare for landing"
    Ryanair - "BRACE FOR IMPACT"

  • @maximnelen7959
    @maximnelen7959 3 года назад +426

    For anyone wondering what airport this is, it is Faro Portugal.

  • @deajaxfanclubbbbb
    @deajaxfanclubbbbb 2 года назад +95

    Air traffic control: How hard will you land?
    Ryanair: Yes

  • @jamesc.e.s.4551
    @jamesc.e.s.4551 2 года назад +256

    "Ryanair: we don't care."

    • @franceskinskij
      @franceskinskij Год назад +4

      "we don't cAIR"

    • @jamesc.e.s.4551
      @jamesc.e.s.4551 Год назад +1

      @@franceskinskij that's actually alright... I'm gonna pitch this to them and I'll put your name in.

    • @PeX218
      @PeX218 Год назад +1

      “We don’t care. Fly Ryanair”

    • @Decommissioning-this-channel
      @Decommissioning-this-channel 3 месяца назад

      Ryanair, the Whistlin Diesel of landings

  • @whatidkdunno8950
    @whatidkdunno8950 Год назад +23

    “Smooth landings are just a recommendation” -Ryanair

  • @PPTheGamer_
    @PPTheGamer_ 2 года назад +1303

    "Thank you for flying with Ryanair. Last year, 90% of our flights arrived"

    • @easygamer36
      @easygamer36 2 года назад +19

      Wait a minute....

    • @Canthinkofaname-v9o
      @Canthinkofaname-v9o 2 года назад +32

      And 10% "hit The ground too hard even for ryanair"

    • @AQ-101
      @AQ-101 2 года назад +8

      Something ain't right

    • @Rewesh08
      @Rewesh08 2 года назад +8

      Hold up the other 10 percent what happened to it
      The other 10 percent proceeds to not exist anymore

    • @PPTheGamer_
      @PPTheGamer_ 2 года назад +4

      @@Rewesh08 they didn't arrive...

  • @ZedsDeadOK
    @ZedsDeadOK Год назад +236

    Airports should charge them for the pot holes they cause.

    • @rigel4211
      @rigel4211 Год назад

      Ryanaire wanna know your location bcoz u are hired as a new pilot😂😂😂😂

  • @captainjjz7141
    @captainjjz7141 2 года назад +124

    Imagine being a plane, going to paint shop excited to be adopted, then get Ryanair printed all over you. Sad times

    • @kgaming7599
      @kgaming7599 2 года назад +2

      lol

    • @oliverx65
      @oliverx65 2 года назад +1

      lol

    • @DemonReign23
      @DemonReign23 2 года назад

      lol

    • @thebaseballguy9929
      @thebaseballguy9929 2 года назад

      lol

    • @Yr_Lx
      @Yr_Lx 2 года назад +1

      Its not the pilots fault, its the plane's, the planes they buy are used and the suspension is rusted the pilots are actually trained.

  • @jonahdude610
    @jonahdude610 Год назад +59

    “Always try your best”
    -Ryanair

  • @pedrocabrera116
    @pedrocabrera116 3 года назад +176

    Ryanair doing their signature move

    • @amoghverma3108
      @amoghverma3108 2 года назад +1

      LMAO

    • @jamesc.e.s.4551
      @jamesc.e.s.4551 2 года назад

      Yeah, for real. This is like watching Tony Hawk do a 900, or Babe Ruth hit a homerun. Don't take this stuff for granted, because it's a real treat.

  • @davidperry4013
    @davidperry4013 3 года назад +623

    When I visit Europe I’m going to use Ryanair to go country hoping and enjoy the hard landings

    • @Stopper999
      @Stopper999 3 года назад +40

      It is a myth ppl just shake the cam to make that effect

    • @_xanaxdd_1043
      @_xanaxdd_1043 3 года назад +24

      Yeah Maria cause I would just yell oooo when the pilot drops at 100 fpm lol

    • @Elenrro
      @Elenrro 3 года назад +1

      Yes do it idiot lol

    • @Melodychins
      @Melodychins 3 года назад +33

      @@Stopper999 nah I flew Ryanair twice a week every week for 6 months. It's not a myth but you do get used to it.

    • @ontariorail1251
      @ontariorail1251 3 года назад +7

      @@Stopper999 uh huh plane barrel rolling down from the sky....
      oh look at me doing cartwheels in my seat

  • @triggeredcat120
    @triggeredcat120 2 года назад +184

    Felt that landing all the way in Canada.

    • @jesseshaw881
      @jesseshaw881 2 года назад +1

      I was just thinking that.

    • @soapyslice
      @soapyslice Год назад

      I’m in Canada. Now everyone’s gonna go hating on me cuz of my reply :(

    • @triggeredcat120
      @triggeredcat120 Год назад +1

      @@soapyslice No! It’s all good!

    • @soapyslice
      @soapyslice Год назад

      @@triggeredcat120 oh oki :)

  • @loki-pokey
    @loki-pokey Год назад +8

    That was honestly smooth like butter for Rayanair

  • @bunnygamer8028
    @bunnygamer8028 2 года назад +349

    Have ever flown a plane
    "NO"
    Ryanair:you're hired

    • @stellarv5689
      @stellarv5689 2 года назад

      😂

    • @pynvp8547
      @pynvp8547 2 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @TheLozfan1000
      @TheLozfan1000 2 года назад +4

      Actually these are extremely skilled pilots who are regularly praised for being able to land in extremely windy conditions that most pilots could not.

  • @rexyboy649
    @rexyboy649 3 года назад +368

    Everyone: OW hard landing
    Ryanair: butter 🧈🧈🧈🧈

    • @COURTEN__YT
      @COURTEN__YT 3 года назад +1

      Lets see how you will land a plane

    • @ridernotrunner
      @ridernotrunner 3 года назад +2

      @@COURTEN__YT on the gear, usually

    • @COURTEN__YT
      @COURTEN__YT 3 года назад

      @@ridernotrunner ?

    • @ridernotrunner
      @ridernotrunner 3 года назад +6

      @@COURTEN__YT usually you will land a plane on the landing gear. Sassy response to your sassy comment.

    • @kgaming7599
      @kgaming7599 2 года назад

      @@COURTEN__YT Sure, around 150 fpm in a GA (in a msfs at least)

  • @danelfernandez6571
    @danelfernandez6571 2 года назад +106

    "Sink rate" "whoop whoop" "Pull up" "Pull up"

  • @retro3889
    @retro3889 Год назад +12

    “I’ve been a pilot for 8 years, I have smooth landings and no one has ever complained”
    Emirates: ur hired
    “Googoogaga”
    Ryanair: ur hired

  • @popobaba3687
    @popobaba3687 2 года назад +67

    “Passenger comfort is not part of our company mission statement” - Ryanair spokesperson

  • @lj8612
    @lj8612 2 года назад +368

    “Welcome aboard your RyanAir flight; if you would like a soft landing, you will have to pay an extra £150”.

    • @akoss_2009
      @akoss_2009 2 года назад

      Stfu ur not funny

    • @marianafilip746
      @marianafilip746 2 года назад +2

      That's only in spirit airlinens 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @margaretgill4330
      @margaretgill4330 2 года назад

      ​@@marianafilip746 👌🤣🤣😅

    • @garypring3609
      @garypring3609 2 года назад

      Fly with easyjet never had a issue even with a female piot and co pilot Lol

    • @steliosrepas2795
      @steliosrepas2795 2 года назад

      @@marianafilip746 basically the same.. Ryan and spirt are very similar in how they operate and how the planes look inside

  • @liamailiam
    @liamailiam 2 года назад +108

    Reminder. the CEO of this company is pushing for seatless flights

    • @matejburian3191
      @matejburian3191 Год назад +19

      pretty much everyone would be sitting after that, many of them permanently

    • @grassytramtracks
      @grassytramtracks Год назад +4

      That was just to stir up media frenzy, as was the £/€1 to go to the toilet

    • @A_Canadian_In_Poland
      @A_Canadian_In_Poland 11 месяцев назад

      @@grassytramtracks Rede Expresos bus in Portugal charged 1 euro to use the toilet on the bus (if equipped) the last time I was there, so there is a precedent...

  • @WindowsXP781
    @WindowsXP781 Год назад +13

    Ryanair: I bought suspensions so I’m gonna use it

  • @sierrajuliette7700
    @sierrajuliette7700 2 года назад +325

    Meanwhile In the cockpit: « -Samir, you breaking the plane Samir! »

    • @harleyb7880
      @harleyb7880 2 года назад +19

      Shaddap... Don't tell me how to fly🤣🤣🤣

    • @Yr_Lx
      @Yr_Lx 2 года назад +4

      Its not the pilots fault, its the plane's, the planes they buy are used and the suspension is rusted the pilots are actually trained.

    • @Trainedbychrispt
      @Trainedbychrispt 2 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rossdabossda2k6
      @rossdabossda2k6 2 года назад

      ​@@Yr_Lx you talk some shite

    • @mistyl1987
      @mistyl1987 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/user/shortsbugknVx5NZ0?feature=share

  • @mxti7123
    @mxti7123 3 года назад +67

    "Hard Ryanair landing"
    Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

    • @loveplane737
      @loveplane737 3 года назад +1

      this is not an african airport

    • @classicicemc2848
      @classicicemc2848 2 года назад +3

      @@loveplane737 you don't get it?

    • @nikggus69
      @nikggus69 2 года назад

      @@loveplane737 y aint no get it

  • @jamesc.e.s.4551
    @jamesc.e.s.4551 2 года назад +35

    They're the safest airline ever because they hire former fighter pilots who know how to safely crash planes.

  • @DominusRE7
    @DominusRE7 Год назад +7

    This pilot got a promotion for that one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @KhanggDaAvgeek
    @KhanggDaAvgeek 3 года назад +161

    Ryanair: *Landed on the runway*
    Earth: Ouch! Is someone bonked my head?

  • @5sTarRAleX53
    @5sTarRAleX53 2 года назад +87

    Ryanair pilot: Butter 🧈

  • @marcelocarmo513
    @marcelocarmo513 2 года назад +114

    The "Ryanair" logo almost felt off the wing 😂😂😂

  • @Viplove.Y
    @Viplove.Y Год назад +2

    Emirates Pilot - Prepare for landing.
    Ryanair Pilot - Brace for impact.

  • @vinayakk2745
    @vinayakk2745 3 года назад +151

    Ok, it wasn't a clickbait after all. Thnk you, hope you're okay.

    • @ForEverydayPeople
      @ForEverydayPeople 3 года назад +1

      It's from Microsoft flight sim, he's good lol

    • @vinayakk2745
      @vinayakk2745 3 года назад +2

      @@ForEverydayPeople it's not

    • @boaz3650
      @boaz3650 3 года назад +2

      @@vinayakk2745 no shit -_-

    • @loveplane737
      @loveplane737 3 года назад

      @@boaz3650 can you compare to flight simulator and real life?

    • @boaz3650
      @boaz3650 3 года назад

      @@loveplane737 it is quite realistic

  • @hectoralejandro9883
    @hectoralejandro9883 2 года назад +19

    *GPWS* : “Whoop-whoop. Terrain. Terrain. PULL-UP!”
    *RA Passengers* : ah, we must be landing now.

  • @Airland_combat
    @Airland_combat 3 года назад +34

    Ryanair commercials be like: "Fly with us, we'll break your back."

  • @EpicBilalYT
    @EpicBilalYT Год назад +7

    RyanAir be like: Pilot of the month 🏆

  • @thatvierkid
    @thatvierkid 3 года назад +182

    If you looked at the plane shadow, you could already see how forceful the landing would be 😂

    • @lilHamster9t7
      @lilHamster9t7 3 года назад +4

      I literally saw the shadow and thought “oooh that’s gonna suck” and then it immediately proceeded to suck 😂

    • @thatvierkid
      @thatvierkid 3 года назад +2

      @@lilHamster9t7 🤣🤣🤣

    • @RayOLight
      @RayOLight 2 года назад

      Just saw the speed, angle of the plane and speed of descent and knew it was gonna be one of them landings

  • @kidlatazul
    @kidlatazul 3 года назад +102

    Any landing you can walk away from is a good one ☺️

    • @AircraftMechanic-AP
      @AircraftMechanic-AP 3 года назад +4

      It gives us job security lol

    • @ridernotrunner
      @ridernotrunner 3 года назад +8

      - Ryanair's slogan.

    • @johnharris3183
      @johnharris3183 3 года назад +8

      That’s just what bad pilots say.

    • @deaconthe3rd
      @deaconthe3rd 3 года назад +3

      With the spine compression after that shit? That’s brave saying “walk” away lmao

    • @kidlatazul
      @kidlatazul 2 года назад +2

      @@deaconthe3rd If you can't walk away then it wasn't a good landing.

  • @dominikmilien
    @dominikmilien 3 года назад +35

    "What is a flare?"
    "Idk" -Ryanair pilot

    • @someguy7258
      @someguy7258 3 года назад +3

      Also Ryanair pilot "It's that bright red glowing thing you shoot in the air when you are lost. "

    • @loveplane737
      @loveplane737 3 года назад

      that's why girls from Ukraine hates me so much.
      Ryanair Pilot: harded landing, injured 3 passengers and goes to gate
      the passengers: what the? this pilot don't have a professional..
      Ryanair Pilot: sad :(
      I also a Ryanair pilot but getting banned from flying since 2019 for 11 years. that means I only to made video about games and flight simulations

    • @smugggles
      @smugggles 2 года назад

      @@loveplane737 i can tell english aint your native language

    • @loveplane737
      @loveplane737 2 года назад

      @@smugggles but at least people understand.

    • @smugggles
      @smugggles 2 года назад

      @@loveplane737 i didnt quite understand you tbh 😅

  • @iknowwhere_youlive
    @iknowwhere_youlive 11 месяцев назад

    Thank you for flying Ryanair last year over 90% of our flights arrived on time. We hope you enjoyed yours and we look forward to having you on board again soon Ryanair made easy low affairs

  • @Ondrus21
    @Ondrus21 2 года назад +12

    - Excuse me, captain. I know this may sound silly, but can you fly?
    - Nope, never had a lesson.

  • @FLIGHTCOMPANY
    @FLIGHTCOMPANY 3 года назад +78

    Imagine being a perfectly made tire and being shipped to Ryanair 😂

    • @iizvullok
      @iizvullok Год назад

      Well guess it will await an early retirement.

  • @c_rhynehardt
    @c_rhynehardt 3 года назад +40

    The Pilot: "oopsie"
    That hurt me just watching it.

  • @Reeds_Aviation
    @Reeds_Aviation Год назад

    Thank you for flying ryanair today over 90% of our passengers received fatal injuries thanks for flying with us and we hope to see you again soon

  • @Soldier876
    @Soldier876 3 года назад +23

    Me: I have constipation
    Doctor: Get yourself a Ryanair landing
    Me: Aight bet

  • @dannyfleetwood7996
    @dannyfleetwood7996 3 года назад +72

    These people probably never paid the “smooth landing” optional extra when booking their Ryanair flights.

  • @modeljetjuggernaut4864
    @modeljetjuggernaut4864 3 года назад +57

    So cool how it looks like it's going to skid into the swampy terrain and the runway comes into view right before flop..er touch down.

  • @LunaXsky5
    @LunaXsky5 Год назад

    Thank you for flying Ryanair. Last year, over 90% of our passengers broken their backs while landing

  • @kibukaj2956
    @kibukaj2956 3 года назад +50

    "Do you flare?"
    "Flare?"

    • @iizvullok
      @iizvullok Год назад

      Whats flare? I have been a Ryanair pilot for 10 years and never heard that.

  • @Fightre_Flighte
    @Fightre_Flighte 3 года назад +72

    I didn't hear overhead bins being forced open, so it seems like a light-to-medium Ryanair landing to me. XD
    Nice video. I had a lovely time.

  • @Theplaneguy120
    @Theplaneguy120 Год назад

    Thank you for flying Ryanair! Last year 90% of our passengers arrived injured…

  • @Onbekendx9
    @Onbekendx9 2 года назад +161

    “Oh we’re here I guess that’s enough for flying today *drops plane* “

    • @jamesc.e.s.4551
      @jamesc.e.s.4551 2 года назад +1

      Yeah, but only a Ryanair pilot is capable of flying a plane with a missing wing and no rudder and getting everyone safely into the ocean alive.

    • @TonyFf986
      @TonyFf986 2 года назад +1

      “Hey first officer, I don’t feel like driving this fucking thing anymore”

  • @manuelkimpel3788
    @manuelkimpel3788 Год назад +11

    Please more hard landings from Ryanair. They're the best part of the flight with Ryanair :)

  • @brynnhill9781
    @brynnhill9781 3 года назад +31

    Ryanair pilots be like:
    *”We don’t flare…”*
    *”And we don’t really care…!”*

  • @SwissDorito1192
    @SwissDorito1192 7 месяцев назад +1

    “Thank you for flying Ryanair, last year, over 9 of our flights arrived!”

  • @Shire____sTc
    @Shire____sTc 2 года назад +13

    Someone teach these Ryanair pilots to say “brace for impact” before landing

  • @AbhikMallik
    @AbhikMallik 3 года назад +72

    I want to be a Ryanair passenger cause I wanna feel the chill during landing with Ryanair😅😅😂😂

    • @denizparry
      @denizparry 3 года назад +3

      Then fly Ryanair into Bristol Airport in England.

    • @AbhikMallik
      @AbhikMallik 3 года назад +1

      😅😅

    • @AbhikMallik
      @AbhikMallik 3 года назад +1

      @Yoda 😂🙏

    • @YouTube-Autotech
      @YouTube-Autotech 3 года назад +1

      @@denizparry Hey my mom's brother lives in Bristol.. And we live in India

    • @denizparry
      @denizparry 3 года назад +1

      @@RUclips-Autotech OK cool

  • @DamienMarecaux
    @DamienMarecaux 3 года назад +37

    Ryanair Communication Dept: "the pilot landed in perfectly safe and compliant conditions" 😂😂😂.
    Pilot:"Geez, I never thought the landing gears would take that"

  • @458scuderia
    @458scuderia Год назад +2

    Ryanair also tests landing gear rigidity and sells the results to airline manufacturers.

  • @mik7652
    @mik7652 2 года назад +11

    Their services should include free chiropractic care

    • @valerio_c
      @valerio_c Год назад

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

  • @theonethatasked397
    @theonethatasked397 2 года назад +18

    Thank you for flying ryanair, last year over 90 percent of our flights arrived on time. We hope u enjoyed urs, and we look forward to welcoming u onboard. Ryanair, low fares made simple

  • @leethomas169
    @leethomas169 3 года назад +9

    Apparently the passengers did not pay collectively for the butter landing upgrade. Thanks for flying the Ryan air no flair experience please come again

  • @Kvvara
    @Kvvara 10 месяцев назад

    Ryanair often proceeds to land oddly rough and extremely hard landings due to the airports that they usually land at have a short runway, which if they butter the landing they will stay in the air for a longer time which could even cause unreasonable crashes to occur. I honestly think Ryanair is underrated.

  • @Lolitaaa58
    @Lolitaaa58 2 года назад +13

    The Ryanair training for cabin crew is one of the toughest trainings out there. And now you know why

    • @user-kq5qp6dh8l
      @user-kq5qp6dh8l 2 года назад

      My daughter worked 4 years cabin crew with Ryan

  • @Zackp5v8
    @Zackp5v8 2 года назад +60

    “Smooth like butter, like a criminal undercover”

    • @mistyl1987
      @mistyl1987 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/user/shortsbugknVx5NZ0?feature=share

  • @Timpon_Dorz
    @Timpon_Dorz 3 года назад +9

    You hear the captain yell out "Good!" from the cockpit.

  • @aviation.on.top.335
    @aviation.on.top.335 9 месяцев назад

    Thank you for flying Ryanair
    Last year over 90% of people broke there spines

  • @Arnystic
    @Arnystic 2 года назад +4

    RyanAir crew: “If you would like butter landings, get off the plane.”

  • @supercool7
    @supercool7 3 года назад +6

    Ryan Air be like that pilot needs a raise. Continue doing Ryan air premium work

  • @thecajunbritishexperiment.6190
    @thecajunbritishexperiment.6190 3 года назад +4

    And to think they’re now starting to fly the MAX 8. A whole new challenge to see how they can bounce that bad boy.

  • @swatiwani3957
    @swatiwani3957 2 месяца назад +1

    Ryanair really knows how to land like sigma 😂😂❤❤

  • @EricThyKaiser
    @EricThyKaiser 2 года назад +7

    Damn feels like the pilot was having a horrable day

    • @soapyslice
      @soapyslice Год назад

      No he was having the best day of his life 😂

  • @actual_brog
    @actual_brog 3 года назад +6

    I love how they put their name on the wingtip so you know just from the start

  • @serenam361
    @serenam361 2 года назад +12

    Ryan Air’s landings can knock you into the back rooms lmao

  • @flapjack413
    @flapjack413 10 месяцев назад

    At least they're consistent. You always know what you're gonna get for your money!

  • @stevemc01
    @stevemc01 3 года назад +14

    Other planes: “50, 40, 30, 20… 10”
    RyanAir: *stall horn*

    • @straight_intro
      @straight_intro 3 года назад +1

      Every other airline: 50... 40... 30... 20... Retard... Retard... 10...
      Ryanair: 1000, 500, 400, pull up, pull up, pull up