Intel Dishwasher
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- Опубликовано: 29 авг 2020
- The new Intel Pentium High Performance Dishwasher is the future of washing dishes, guaranteed to handle the most demanding of dish washing loads for computing, especially with overclocking and thermal solutions by Intel for the optimal dish washing computing experience using cutting edge Intel processors. The Intel Pentium High Performance Dishwasher is the latest Intel technology added to its roster of high performance computing solutions, and its benefits will last a lifetime.
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This dishwasher has better specifications than my pc
Well it is $4999
O O F
woooooow that weak
ooofff that weak
I knew you from somewhere
But the real question is
Can it defend against a 105mm APFSDS round?
Only if you get the one with ERA protection
Intel® Core™ Exposive Reactive Armor option can be added for only $16,999.99
@@jackdevenish6609 with kontakt-5 ERA blocks
The tank will mistaken that with a washing machine and not a computer
Can it *cleanse* Crysis?
Yes but you see, it doesn’t have rainbow LEDs.
U n a c c e p t a b l e .
The LED is your overheated CPU
@@ahrikiksu4761 lmao
Not worth it
Rgb gives so many extra frames it does not make sense to buy this when you can build a super rgb pc that will outperform this
Love how these videos confuse the hell out of the youtube recommendation algorithm.
Or do they?..
Bosian Ape Society actually has a copy of the youtube recommendation algorithim and produces the videos the algorithm wants to recommend, but which don't yet exist.
Just wait till AMD releases a washing machine with Ryzen® chipset
I'll pass on that. Im waiting for AMD to release their AMD™ Radeon™ RX6900 XT™ Air Conditioning Unit™. Should help me stop thermal throttling, especially during summers
I’m looking forward to their new Convection Microwave. Supposedly it can maintain temperatures as high as the Sun’s surface AND tell you if your cheesy tortilla is hot enough to hurt
*Tortilla: You won't be successful in life*
My freind has one of these dishwashers and he needs it destroyed, I’m waiting for my AMGD air resistance missile with a contental missile launcher to destroy his dishwasher
It would probably be 3000$ cheaper, because AMD is cheaper than Intel
how can something this beautiful be so underrated
2.3k likes vs 11 dislikes
i mean it doesn't get much better than that
9.5k likes and 60 dirty dishes
Yes
@@generalelectricmotor9084 they need to be cleaned from this earth
nice countryball profile picture
You may want to also have some Nividia™ Bread on the side while waiting for your dishes to be complete.
I was hoping someone here would have seen that
Cant forget your MSI butter and slap on some EVGA jam on there as well
Edit: I put can instead of cant on accsident
Toasted by a razer toaster
Use code "please Sharon come back with the kids please god"
Already have it
Note: As one of the engineers of the intel dishwasher, I can safely say this can run all versions of doom on high quality levels.
But wut abot Meincrapht?
😂🤣😂🤣
Mhmm sure yeah I'll believe you yup toooootally
I'll have to test it to see if it can run with my crappy internet it's so bad I can't swear with it
@@Voltboy1449 our intel dishwasher comes with the highest level GPU and RAM out there, along with built in wifi, for all your gaming and cleaning needs!
I recommend Cascade™ Thermal™ Paste™ for improved cooling™
I also recommend Finish®™ Quantum Max™ Ram™ For increased memory ™
Don't forget your Samsung porcelain dishes for maximum storage
I've always used Hellman's thermal mayonnaise. It also goes great when I'm making sandwiches with Nvidia bread.
I also recommend Prudential™ Lifetime™ Dishwasher™ Insurance™ as an extra layer of Protection™.
My brain saw paste and autocorrected Cascade to Crest
This feels like Podel's Son made a video
I’m going to put my nvidia bread in this beast
yeah this is just the podel video but for intel, Well done emulating his style, it's very well thought out.
7/10 not enough or explosions.mp3
Absolutely Right!
not enough "piss off"
Nobody:
*That one kid in the Discord call:*
1:26
Haha lol
Haha lol
Haha lol
Haha lol
Haha lol
We have :
Nvidia Bread
EVGA Jam
MSI Butter
Razer Toaster
Now, we have *Intel Dishwasher*
It should be Intel potato chips.
I found out about the Podel channel from this, thanks!
We need an ROG stove
Xbox Fridge
Logitech/AMD stove?
Damn, 5.4 ghz out of a Pentium? That's impressive.
Ah yes, P e n t i u m s u p e r e d i t i o n
If Intel unlocked their current Pentium CPUs' core multiplier, it would probably be possible to run them at 5.4GHz with really high-end watercooling.
Or liquid nitrogen
@@nathangamble125 The current record is 8001 mhz as far as I know.
@@ThePandafriend The highest recorded overclock on an Intel Pentium 4 641 is 8017.6 MHz on LN2 cooling.
Personally, it seems like a slap in the face at this point that if you want to use both detergent pods slots, it’s cuts the bandwidth to your main detergent bay (which matters a lot more). Come on Intel, AMD has had this since the start of their platform, and you’re going to wait until next year for it? My next appliances are definitely going to be team red...
this video is fake, it doesn't have ballistic rounds
It lacks 120 mm armor piercing anti tank explosive round
@@thatguy7155 Bruh it doesn't at least even have a Leopard 2A7+ armed with 120mm L55 smoothbore gun capable of firing standard Nato ammunition and new programmable 120mm HE-rounds.
The plates and the car are secretly disguised120mm armour-piercing anti-tank rounds. The reason they are disguised is because showing weapons in commercials is... ahem.... *not good*
mew
We need a minigun using special rounds cost 120.000 dollars for firing 12 seconds.
Doesn't show a single dish being washed
*"I'll take your entire stock"*
Did he just replace Gaming with Dishwashing? Incredible.
Only real Washers will understand.
Finally something for girl gamers👏
Intel man: *explaining the washer*
Heat sink: *WHIIIIRRRRR*
My Girlfriend: I bet he's thinking about other girls...
Me: DISHWASHER GO BRRRRRRRR
Dead bahaha
The thought of having a deafening loud heat sync on your modded out dishwasher is amazing
I lost it at "overclock your dishwasher".
Me: "Mom can I have Podel?"
Mom: "We have Podel at Tesco's"
Podel at Tesco's:
Hope you don't get attacked by someone launching a grenade at you..
Pinnacle of gen z humour
Did you just alternated the every single word "process" in intel CPU ad to "dishwash?"
but intel doesnt have a 32 core dishwasher though
@@jazmihamizan4987 nah this is a leaked ad, he changed nothing. AMD be aware; they will be washed up after this
@@linuxnoodle8682 I agree, intel is really going to dish out some strong market pressure with this.
@@MagnorCriol yeap, _even tho they are using an AMD CPU on the dishwasher_
@@QPUNeptune
Nevermind that intel also used to have pga processors.
I know this is fake because 32 cores is way too many for Intel, and their node was missing ~17 plus signs after the "14 nm"
They have a 56 core processor
@@shadowguardian3612 I mean yes a server processor. We're talkin consumer grade here
We're talking about customer grade Intel dishwashers here moron. Try to keep up.
Calling the mighty Intel Pentium 4 641 "consumer grade" I think is a bit insulting. It could run a server if it wanted to, it just has not been attempted out of fear.
@@Oxide445 exacly. Those dishes could be stacked in raid 0.
I love how the sounds effects cut out the dialog so well
Imagine a dishwasher that mined bitcoin as it ran, using the heat to wash the dishes.
it could be possible with smart home devices
Well ... Heat is the thing you want to avoid in a mining chip
Heat exchanger coupled to a few liquid cooled Bitcoin ASICs. Done.
Nvidia: RTX 3000 series
AMD: Ryzen 5000 series and Big Navi
Intel:
AMD is gonna be so mad over this lol
The problem with This is that this is gonna actually exist in near future
This would make sense in a real life scenario, using x-ray to 3D scan the dishes and running realtime fluid simulations to calculate where the droplets will fall on the dishes to get an effective cleaning process.
😂😂
NEEEEERDDD!
@@johnjordan3552 NOOOOOORRRRMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIII
@@PizzaDelivery4uProductions Some people just can't understand the immense power and sheer intelligence of the Intel Dishwasher. It's ranked as the greatest tech invention of all time by Forbes. Here are the top 3 from that list
1. Intel Pentium High Performance Dishwasher
2. Nvidia Aero-Active Cooling Bread 3090
3. Thomas Edison's HyperTorch
Photon Bombardment program for those ultra-tough to remove stains, Hurricane Drying so even plastic dishes can dry properly, UltraAquaStop that absolutely prevents all forms of leakage, wash pump with AI Machine Learning to detect stains and dishware fragility, 15,000 bar piezoelectric spray arms
(I have way too much fun coming up with shit like this as an washing machine enthusiast with too much free time)
You know... I was wondering why there wasn't any explosions or dishwasher detonations until that one plate... That's when you know that something's gonna go wrong in a heartbeat. Reminds me of that tank that kept eyeing my computer... Ah, nostalgia.
I love the "subtle" frame drops
what my freinds hear when i talk about PCs
I'm impressed that you timed it so every time I looked away or blinked I missed something random happening and had to go back to see what it was.
The stutter every alternating second was a truly amazing addition👌👌👌
Without this man we would still be in the stone age
If you have any questions for the effectiveness of this product, consider watching the following timestamps:
0:43
0:48
0:48
0:54
1:10
1:17
1:27
1:32
I'm losing my mind at the PLATES
EVERY SINGLE TIME
You unironically gave me a good backstory. Thanks.
when your dishwasher has a better wifi card than your gaming computer
Intel: *Write that down! Write that down!*
This should do well to support my Nvidia RTE730PM Bowls and Plates plus my HyperX 128GB Silverware (only $6750 total! excluding the dishwasher), looking forward to the release!
i watched you video for the first time and im in so many tears that im able to wash my dishes without the need to purchase the dishwasher. For saving me £4999 you've earned my sub, TY
"washing the dishes today, for a better tomorrow"
This was a better presentation than Intel's most recent presentation.
Aw, come on. You know that the Ryzen Sink is the real boss in the cleaning world.
I don't know anything about dishwashers but I'm 100%sure Intel knows how to make a damn good heater.
Those random when something gets hit or broken make it truly hilarious 🤣
Yes, but can it blast the damn lasagna off of the pan. It's been there for months please help.
Same here
I'm sure it comes with at least four gbu-12s that are guaranteed to remove any stain.
You'll need and APFSDS for that
blow torch
just get wife
"Pentium" and "High Performance" haven't been good neighbors since the 90s. I tried a Pentium system and could only wash a singular dish with no detergent at 156 seconds per frame at 1080k! And that was WITHOUT anti-aliasing!
Intel needs to make an ad for this on April fools day.
Love the random clips (0:43-0:44, 0:47-0:48, around 0:55, around 1:10, 1:17-1:18, 1:32-1:33)
I had one with the rare Pentium D extreme edition, all 4 threads to make me feel unstoppable. Then someone with a dual threaded Athlon 64 came along and benchmarked higher. In order to compete I overclocked the life out of my CPU and then it overheated and set my kitchen on fire.
I like how calm the artificial voice sounds over the stuff happening in the background.
With Mortal kombat music lol
this is literally the best video on the entire platform of RUclips
I would like to see Linus tech tips do a serious video on this. Then, and only then, will my life finally be complete.
Intel® Nuclear Reactor Core™
I have a theory that this channel is entirely made of unused animations that were made for another purpose, then he just adds some absurd voice over to make it funny.
No joke, this commercial mirrors the time Dyson released a washing machine.
This channel is hilarious! How is this not bigger???
The Pentium 4 PressHOT microarchitecture being boosted to 5.3 GHz sounds like a great way to clean plates due to how hot the CPU runs.
This video is why Intel changed their branding
RUclips survey :"Do you own a dishwasher?"
Me :"No,I've never been married"
Seeing the plat just hit the dishwasher and no break on impact makes this all the more better
"experience what's inside" this has so many meanings after that lol
me in my design class after reading 10,000 wikipedia pages on dishwashers
I love how the model rotation is slightly off-axis
This channel is pure gold.
Instructions unclear.
My dish washer died after putting the chip into it
"to deliver industry-leading preformance a..."
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*Jet engine sounds*
This channel is like wertz but tech instead of strange but catchy jingles.
Wow this is possibly better than my previous favourite dish cleaning device, the kitchen gun
Is this compatible with EVGA jam?
yeah
yes, its nice to see cross compatibility across both nvidia breaed and intel dishwasher series
Finally i have been waiting
Starting at just $4999 for the 2 core version buy now buy now buy now buy now
lol core2duo dishwasher
edit: i said core 2 quad for some reason
Through some fuckery of fate, this isnt even impossible anymore.
this would actually make sense considering a smart dishwasher.
These are great but really to get the best dish cleaning action with the highest FPS you need to do some manual overclocking. This requires physically soldering a new crystal oscillator into the main board, but the performance boost is welll with the effort. I've never had cleaner dishes before and now I don't even have a bit of lag anymore.
Laughing louder as the items tossed get crazier
I didn't even notice the stuff getting tossed at it the first time I watched this.
I just love the the cooling fan drowns out all other audio. 😂
I lost it when he threw the dishwasher through the window
I can't stop laughing, I've watched this at least 9 times in the last few days. So brilliant! 😂
I was fine and not laughing until the vvvVVVVVVVVV *VVVVVV-*
They should put the heatsink inside so that we can dry the dishes after washing by blowing the air over them
Finally! Skyrim on my dishwasher! Just what i needed in life.
i love how there's also boss music or something in the background
Finally, a gaming hardware for women
Lmao
You sure it's not a way of convincing men to do the damn washing up?
The Intel processing is so extreme it throws itself through a window!
I have always wanted a high power dishwasher, thank you!!
The fan sounds are so authentic
Looks like intel is taking being out-innovated by AMD and Apple surprisingly well
I work for Intel and this has me and a ton of D1 technicians laughing.
This has quickly become my favourite channel on youtube
I just found this but This channel is amazing.
But the real question is
Will it run DOOM?
No, too weak to run even e1m1
Nah it will run it even runs on a mp.3
Good Question.
This looks like it was rendered in Autodesk Maya with no normal maps.
All of that power, yet it still doesn't properly dry my dishes.
I'm thrilled with the multithreaded dishwashing experience that supports DDR4-2933 RAM technology. It's changed my life and a few friends at the women's institute are getting excited.
When i saw the title i legit thought this was a Podel vid
Yeah it looks cool and all but
Can it dishwash Crysis?
the specs are actually really fricken good, for a computer not a dishwasher
Now this is the overclocking experience I'm looking for