No worries, your indestructible B16B from your EG6 will deflect the shell to the guardrail, as long as you tape the car in place, preferably with F L E X T A P E
"No sorry it can't be a KV-2 that is following you. A KV-2 is not a Main Battle tank, it's a heavy tank. We only help you if the aggressor is a Main Battle Tank. We can't help you. Sorry."
-911 what’s your emergency? -there is a Leopard 2 stalking me from outside my house -You mean there are two Leopards outside your house?? - No, there is a Leopard 2 staring at me with its 120-MM-RHEINMETALL-GLATTROHRKANONE MIT 42 SCHUSS
Ty this really worked, however they've came back for blood and now there's a British 1994 production, fully armored 62,5 ton BAE Systems Challenger 2 Main Battle Tank powered by Perkins 1200hp CV12 TCA diesel engine and a David Brown TN54 epicyclical transmission with 6 forward and 2 reverse gears with a max speeds of 60km/h, up to 550km on road and 250km offroad with 1,592L fuel capacity, six rubber-tyred roadwheels with an idler at the front, drive sprocket on the rear and three track return rollers with second generation hydrogas suspension, fitted with William Cook Defence hydraulically adjustable double-pin tracks, it is armed with 1x 120mm L30E4 rifled gun made from high strength Electro Slag Remelting (ESR) steel with a chromium alloy lining, and fitted with a muzzle reference system and fume extractor, capable of firing L28A1 APFSDS (Armor Piercing Fin Stabilized Discarding Sabot) with 1720m/s muzzle velocity, 630mm penetration, and 3,5km range, with an ammunition storage of 49 rounds, it can also carry the L31 HESH (High Explosive Squashed Head) and L34 white phosphorus smoke rounds, besides the main gun The Challenger 2 is also armed with a L94A1 EX-34 7.62 mm chain gun coaxially to the left of the main gun, and a 7.62 mm L37A2 (GPMG) machine gun mounted on a pintle on the loader's hatch ring. 4,200 rounds of 7.62 mm ammunition are carried, it had a digital fire control computer from Computing Devices Co of Canada contains two 32-bit processors with a MIL STD1553B databus, and has capacity for additional systems, for example a Battlefield Information Control System, a panoramic SAGEM VS 580-10 gyrostabilised sight with laser rangefinder with elevation ranges of +35° to -35°, eight periscopes for the commander's stations with 360° view, and Thermal Observation and Gunnery Sight II (TOGS II) from Thales which provides night and thermal vision, a stabilised primary sight using a laser rangefinder with a range of 200 m to 10 km, and a Thales Optronics image-intensifying Passive Driving Periscope (PDP) for night driving, it is protected by second generation Chobam amor with up to 1000mm against KE (Kinetic Energy) rounds and 1474mm against HEAT (High Explosive Anti Tank) rounds on the upper front hull and 1250mm again KE and 1500mm against HEAT on the turret and can be equipped with Dorchester armor package and ERA (Explosive Reactive Armor) if necessary, it is also fitted with NBC protection and automatic fire suppression systems, as well as VIRSSS (Visual and Infra-Red Smoke Screening System) with five L8 smoke grenade dischargers on each side of the turret, it also had heating and cooling for the crew compartment, an ESS (Exhaust Smoke System) which injects diesel fuel into the exhaust outlets on either side of the hull top towards the rear creating smoke, and finally a boiling vessel (BV) for water, which can be used to brew tea, ramen or produce other hot beverages and heat boil-in-the-bag meals contained in field ration packs outside my house
They will have to get water for their boiling vessel, and the perfect distraction can be set up to help you escape. Open the door of your house, and turn the tap on. When the crew gets out of the tank to fill their boiling vessel, throw ramen packets away from the tank and the crew will be lured away to demonstrate what they can do with their mighty boiling vessel. Then you can simply take their tank (after turning off your water of course, you do not want your water bill to skyrocket) and they will have no defense. Just remember, you have to make sure they take the boiling vessel with them (if they leave it in the tank, they will know where you are at all times and you will get airstriked by a Harrier jet)
Thank you so much for posting this video. My aunt was constantly dealing with this and it was making it much more difficult to get work done. Now she doesn't have to worry about that thank you
Thanks for the content once more. From my perspective, this tutorial offers valuable insights into the risks associated with the proximity of main battle tanks to our computer systems and provides practical steps to fortify our computer rigs against various types of ammunition. it adeptly addresses a common frustration shared by many computer users - the fear of irreparable damage caused by unforeseen encounters with heavy military machinery. By acknowledging this concern and presenting potential solutions, this tutorial empowers computer owners to take proactive measures to safeguard their valuable devices. The video rightly emphasizes the importance of understanding the risks involved when main battle tanks are in close proximity to our computer setups. It sheds light on the potential threat posed by kinetic energy penetrator attacks and highlights the significance of fortifying our computer rigs to resist such assaults. By adopting the techniques and recommendations outlined in this tutorial, computer users can significantly enhance the resilience of their systems against potential damage. While the concept presented in this video may seem unconventional, it serves as a reminder that computer security encompasses a wide range of potential risks. By broadening our understanding and addressing unique challenges, we foster a culture of proactive protection that extends beyond traditional cybersecurity concerns. But i believe that it is important to note that the context of defending computer systems against main battle tanks presents a distinct set of challenges. Practical considerations such as cost, feasibility, and the availability of specialized equipment may influence the implementation of these measures. Further exploration of these aspects would enhance the comprehensiveness of future discussions, providing viewers with a more nuanced understanding of the practical implications involved. In any case, by raising awareness of potential risks and offering practical advice, this tutorial empowers computer owners to fortify their rigs against the unlikely yet significant threat of main battle tank encounters. Let us all ensure the longevity of our computer systems in the face of diverse challenges.
In the case of multiple rocket launchers, there is no way to save your computer. Move to Bulgaria and start a new life. You can only hope they do not find you there.
Hey I wanted to comment on this earlier I just needed to settle down the merkava mk4 that was tryna shoot my msi laptop yesterday. Luckily I made friends with it after I gave it a trophy aps and some era panels. It wants to park in my garage I guess I know have my first pet mbt
And the winner will now become your new stalker, or even worse, they may put their feud aside and stalk you together. The best defense is offence, get yourself an FGM-148 Javelin Anti-Tank Missile Launcher and take the tank down with either Top Attack or Direct Attack depending on your home's location.
Or artillery stinger and javelin missiles air strikes c4 grenades jumping ontop of the tank with a m16 and blowing the hatch open with a m203 under barrel grenade launcher and and killing the crew navel artillery spartan laser the master chief noble team the covenant general shepherd bt7274 captain price soap mactavish wart hog fireteam Osiris blue team red team the spirit of fire bell the foword unto dawn the in amber clad the piller of autumn the unsc oni
how to defend your PC against a tank 1. build a concrete bunker 2. put relikt ERA all over the bunker 3. put landmines around the bunker 4. if none of that worked, call a frogfoot
They aren't any use, the support constantly said "What are you talking about, what tank?" or "We don't have time for jokes" As always RUclips is my only friend here
Exactly, these millennials find everything funny. This young boy is giving such a useful advice. Aey grandson can you please put this Explosive Reactive Armor thing in my hard disk.
One time I open the door to buy some girl scout cookies. And while I was buying some cookies the girl asked me to step outside and stand on the red X. Well I thought how odd this was and wiped the smudge from my glasses. And I'll be a son of a bitch it was a main battle tank trying to get me to step on the red X so it can blow me up! I slammed my door in the tanks face and reprimanded it for being disguised as a girl scout. That sick bastard.
Just imagine how intelligent they are becoming if they can wear the guise of a girl Scout so convincingly! We as human beings really do need to become more vigilant if we are to stay above these main battle tanks in the food chain
Now that you mention it, this could literally be an scp. An anomalous malware that when installed on a pc, it makes a MBT materializes nearby the infected computer and tries to destroy it lmao
“There may be a main battle tank outside right now. Watching your every move. Waiting for you to make a mistake.” Artists trying to draw hands: *crying*
@@levilikesstrawberrymilk8539 There seems to be a small tank following me, I’m going to have a Sheer Heart Attack (Oh this is a joke about your About page but it may be a different Kira soo if you don’t get it sorry)
We have especially-hardened Kruppstahl 1000-degree knifes over here which slice and reflect all projectiles to protect our computers. No need to worry about.
@@breather8758 Yeah, there was a Russian glider called the Antonov A-40 that was basically a tank with wings. It was designed to see if a tank could glide into battle, and it...sort of worked. It worked because it was capable of gliding, but didn't because you'd have to take off the tank's armor to enable it to glide, rendering it defenseless in combat ;v;
what do I do when the C.1 Ariete Italian MBT is offering me pizza, I haven’t been able to get any food with an MBT outside of my house, how can I obtain its pizza safely?
Now i won’t have to worry about a tank coming to my house and exploding my windows 7
The power of expired intel in windows 7 will block the tank
No worries, your indestructible B16B from your EG6 will deflect the shell to the guardrail, as long as you tape the car in place, preferably with F L E X T A P E
y e s
New honda civic eg6 now with vtec replaced with intel
Ah yes, the best OS
“There could be a mbt outside your window right now.”
*Slowly opens blinds*
0:54
People who live in Afghanistan: *I don't see anything wrong with this*
@@_awkwardness_5884 or people in Russia or China either
but you’ll just never know
slowly opens blinds in 9th story
holy shi-
The chance of a main battle tank behind you is low...But never zero
Daily reminder that in an infinite universe, any non zero chance cenario will happen, that is, you might be stalked by a main battle tank.
So true
Just few weeks ago an old AMX 13 tank accidentally rolled over a random street food cart in my city, so yeah the chance is not zero.
@@zeroyuki92 Lolwut? Excuse me, but what chain of events lead to that conclusion?
I Always thought i Had to worry about a russian Hack Bades on NSA Technologie
Bit zhis opened my eyes
I love how this implies there are not people inside the tank.
It just does this its own.
It would be even funnier if there would be tho😂
The tank run by a Machine Spirit.
@@samsungtelevision3093praise the omnissiah
Did you see Free Guy? When he asked for a cappuccino, the tank turret started turning his way. Pretty sure it was an NPC.
WoT logic
I love how it’s almost assumed that a MBT is an entirely sentient creature with malicious intent against all computers.
They are evil
"911, what's your emergency?"
"I believe I am being followed by a main-battle tank"
I too believe I am being followed by a T-90 main battle tank.
Hide your computer immediately
I, as well... I think I even spotted one on the 7th floor of my dormitory... scary stuff I tell ya
HELP IM BEING FOLLOWED BY A CHEIFTAIN MK6
Have you tried the Tennison gambit intercontinental ballistic missile variation?
Issue is the ERA was placed perpendicular to the incoming threat. It has to be at an angle for it to work appropriately.
You are smart baby
That and the ERA must be tightly secured and heavily weighed down to prevent the ERA itself from being shot onto the computer.
@@r10101 once again showing the dangers of this new super threat. A single mistake result in the death of a computer.
ERA is only effective against HEAT shells and shaped charges
@@kerbaltubehd5737 Heavier versions work against kinetic weapons as well.
I mean..... it’s not wrong.....
The man him self
yeah i get it as an expert on this subject of security you probably know a better way to deal with mbt's
THE LEGENDARY MATSIMUS IS HERE? WOW AWESOME!
Pls do a video of the Scorpion tank
Go back to your mom's basement
0:13 1, I love that the Norton actually stopped the apfsds, 2, the sabot doesn't actually discard, therefore it's an apfsnds
Thats HEAT-FS based on the looks of it.
@@dashdartfun Nope, the sabot just hasn't discarded, a heatfs shell would have a completely flat side not a contoured one
@@yoface2537 No, it wouldnt heat-fs doesnt have a flat side. The tip is usually reinforced and has a fuse, while the back part is weaker and explodes.
@@dashdartfun this is apfsnds, you can clearly see the pointy dart sticking out the front
i bet someone came across this video and was like: “Ahhh finally”
ahhhhhhh finaly
Ahhhh victory
You found me!
Afghanistan
This is the type of stuff I want from RUclips
I would like to report a local KV-2 refrigerator tank stalking me
Oh boi Giant fridge
Uhm yes I’d like to report an ASU-57 in my air vents I can hear him skittering around in there should I call an exterminator
"MBT"
Battle tank sus😳
"No sorry it can't be a KV-2 that is following you. A KV-2 is not a Main Battle tank, it's a heavy tank. We only help you if the aggressor is a Main Battle Tank. We can't help you. Sorry."
This is supprisingly a good cyber security awareness video
I kept thinking this would somehow turn into a Nord VPN ad.
Nord VPN cant protect your computer from a 105mm armor piercing fin stabilized discarding sabot
U are enemy
@@davidecarucci1073 but ExpressVPN can
@@hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmok no, you need 1000 superior mesurement units of non explosive reactive armor
you just turned it into one
I wasted 28 computers trying to watch this cause everytime I clicked on the link a battle tank shot my computer.
They dont want you to have the forbidden knowledge
The trick is is to watch them as u click the link they never shoot when u do that
28 BROKEN LAPTOPS
you could use a phone all this time
Oh no..
everyone: *laughing*
GTA civilians: this information is priceless
Dude honestly lol
Hanan
You're not funny
@@cheeky9334 bruh he is I'm laughing rn
@@cheeky9334 Go to r/mirror
Yyyyooo thank you for the tutorial. My team's studio needed this. Can't tell you how many times one of use went out for coffee and came back to this.
“It can penetrate up to 410mm of rolled homogeneous armor”
Joke’s on them, my house is constructed of heterogeneous armor
Het's erogenous armour
accidentally you lose your balance and the house behind you so you just tried to get help from wall to stand up but...
@@Tonatsi you mean ahegao collage wallpaper?
Jokes on them
Im not wearing any homogeneous armor
Are you sure you instead live in a bunker?
Just say no. Legally, Main Battle Tanks can't shoot your computer without your consent.
warcrime is a option
“Hello, and thank you for activating the M808B Main Battle Tank. May I fire a projectile in the direction of your personal computer device?”
That’s what the terms and conditions you didn’t read are for
@Sgт Sоviet i will not click that link, i will got shot with an mbt
What if it’s a tank rapist :0? The new breed of criminal.
World Of Tanks will regret not sponsoring this video for the rest of their lives.
Haha
They sponsored the baguette one lmao
I know I won’t now I can defeat those pesky serpants hand MBT’s
Isn't this basically the plot of World Of Tanks?
I bet War Thunder did
what is in my search history that made youtube recommend this?
this just showed up on my recommendations out of nowhere and I absolutely love it.
Best cybersecurity advice. I can vouch for the Norton part.
I love this comment
Shut up
@@rentstoohigh1587 no u
@@rentstoohigh1587 no u
Windows defender ftw!
thanks for the tutorial
Hey
yup,10/10 service!
amazing service
helo
Every video I watch you're in the comments
I bet this guy's computer would want to get obliterated after rendering that tank.
I almost let my gay takeover and say "I also want to be obliterated by a main battle tank."
@@grantdotjpg I also want to render that tank
Here is how you render that tank: tanks.gg/tank/centurion-51/model?vm=visual
Its a 5/1 not a 5/2, thats an 84mm gun not a 105
Aha! A fellow coloured Crusader!
@@CrimsonKaia I see. We just need the 5 others to be complete
-911 what’s your emergency?
-there is a Leopard 2 stalking me from outside my house
-You mean there are two Leopards outside your house??
- No, there is a Leopard 2 staring at me with its 120-MM-RHEINMETALL-GLATTROHRKANONE MIT 42 SCHUSS
This is a growing concern in more and more homes today, thank you for addressing this issue.
ya
yea
If you live in Palestine or Syria yeah
@@ikmal017 bruh you just broke the 'yea' chain
Lmao
"The chance of your computer got shot by a tank is low, but never zero"
Indeed
These is a good english
@@poopooman9658 English level 100
Holy shit that’s deep
The chance of your computer getting ran over by a tank is even lower.
But still not zero.
I will now use this tutorial to prevent my computer from being shot by an MBT
Same
Fun fact: this video also works for a meteor
my computer always gets hit by it, but i used this technique and it worked like a treat
@@thatboredinternetwanderer140 i need to use the bathroom
Armed with an 105mm Royal Ordnance L7 rifled gun
uh
Thank you so much! All my computers kept getting brutally attacked by MBTs and now I know what to do!
Me : enters a sketchy website.
Centurion : *so you've chosen death.*
Lmao
That’s why I hear that voice..
Bruh
My Mother: What are you looking at outside the window.
Me : Just searching for an MBT
LOOK! ONES TH- *that's no MBT...*
Noice
@@asimanand3649 hehehehehehe
@@humanbeingwithinternet4031 then what was it?
@@albinskold8792 It's the pc_destroyer9000
Me: **sees title** That's ridiculous. Why would I watch this?
My brain: You never know
@Andres _ tvs Congrats. Here goes your 69 trophy 🏆
Remember the trophy for 420th like is still available so let the games continue
Ren I wasn’t sure, and then I saw it was published by ‘Bosnian Ape Society’ and I knew I had to click.
There's a tank watching me outside my window...help
My computer: brain is right.
Wow, that was a close one!
You posted this video just in time!
Thanks, BAS!
"Never accept unidentified substances from a main battle tank"
Wish I knew that before...
How many extra hands grew out of you?
What do you mean? I accept that all the ti-
Oh look! A phone called "not an IED"!
Proceeding to snort DU dust
@@tthung8668 I grew a tail, 3 more toes and and finger on my elbow. Is that a bad sign?
We fire the _whole_ sabot! That’s 68% more shell, per shell!
-not aperture science
More shell, more pen, more death. Quick maths
And 500% MORE DRAG!
lol
And if we run out of ammo we can put our tank-bayonet on our cannon!
This entire channel is just one big internet gem.
It feels like Early RUclips Era content and I like that.
Yeah
Have you seen filthy Frank
Totalllyyy agreeeeesddddd
Yes
As an Ohio resident I can confirm that this happens on a daily basis. Thank you Bosnian Ape Society for helping me deal with the nuisance!
No, just no, don't ruin this video with shitty Ohio jokes
In ohio 💀
Ty this really worked, however they've came back for blood and now there's a British 1994 production, fully armored 62,5 ton BAE Systems Challenger 2 Main Battle Tank powered by Perkins 1200hp CV12 TCA diesel engine and a David Brown TN54 epicyclical transmission with 6 forward and 2 reverse gears with a max speeds of 60km/h, up to 550km on road and 250km offroad with 1,592L fuel capacity, six rubber-tyred roadwheels with an idler at the front, drive sprocket on the rear and three track return rollers with second generation hydrogas suspension, fitted with William Cook Defence hydraulically adjustable double-pin tracks, it is armed with 1x 120mm L30E4 rifled gun made from high strength Electro Slag Remelting (ESR) steel with a chromium alloy lining, and fitted with a muzzle reference system and fume extractor, capable of firing L28A1 APFSDS (Armor Piercing Fin Stabilized Discarding Sabot) with 1720m/s muzzle velocity, 630mm penetration, and 3,5km range, with an ammunition storage of 49 rounds, it can also carry the L31 HESH (High Explosive Squashed Head) and L34 white phosphorus smoke rounds, besides the main gun The Challenger 2 is also armed with a L94A1 EX-34 7.62 mm chain gun coaxially to the left of the main gun, and a 7.62 mm L37A2 (GPMG) machine gun mounted on a pintle on the loader's hatch ring. 4,200 rounds of 7.62 mm ammunition are carried, it had a digital fire control computer from Computing Devices Co of Canada contains two 32-bit processors with a MIL STD1553B databus, and has capacity for additional systems, for example a Battlefield Information Control System, a panoramic SAGEM VS 580-10 gyrostabilised sight with laser rangefinder with elevation ranges of +35° to -35°, eight periscopes for the commander's stations with 360° view, and Thermal Observation and Gunnery Sight II (TOGS II) from Thales which provides night and thermal vision, a stabilised primary sight using a laser rangefinder with a range of 200 m to 10 km, and a Thales Optronics image-intensifying Passive Driving Periscope (PDP) for night driving, it is protected by second generation Chobam amor with up to 1000mm against KE (Kinetic Energy) rounds and 1474mm against HEAT (High Explosive Anti Tank) rounds on the upper front hull and 1250mm again KE and 1500mm against HEAT on the turret and can be equipped with Dorchester armor package and ERA (Explosive Reactive Armor) if necessary, it is also fitted with NBC protection and automatic fire suppression systems, as well as VIRSSS (Visual and Infra-Red Smoke Screening System) with five L8 smoke grenade dischargers on each side of the turret, it also had heating and cooling for the crew compartment, an ESS (Exhaust Smoke System) which injects diesel fuel into the exhaust outlets on either side of the hull top towards the rear creating smoke, and finally a boiling vessel (BV) for water, which can be used to brew tea, ramen or produce other hot beverages and heat boil-in-the-bag meals contained in field ration packs outside my house
This man is a mad lad.
What the fu-
R.u.n
Yes
They will have to get water for their boiling vessel, and the perfect distraction can be set up to help you escape. Open the door of your house, and turn the tap on. When the crew gets out of the tank to fill their boiling vessel, throw ramen packets away from the tank and the crew will be lured away to demonstrate what they can do with their mighty boiling vessel. Then you can simply take their tank (after turning off your water of course, you do not want your water bill to skyrocket) and they will have no defense. Just remember, you have to make sure they take the boiling vessel with them (if they leave it in the tank, they will know where you are at all times and you will get airstriked by a Harrier jet)
I used a modified Tennison Gambit to defeat the tank at online chess. He didn’t anticipate my use of an ICBM.
I played against a grandmaster and this tactic was very effective i single Handedly defeated everyone at the entire city
Yea but not everyone can afford that. You must remember many of us is f2p not a whale
That's an expert strategy I too have once applied. Tough match but a misiles cell is no match for an ap round.
Yeah i call bs... that game was rigged
@@Main_Battle_Tank actually its not its just ur build and gameplay succs so stop stalking me
Nobody:
Military channels at 3am:
true
True
true
true
true
Thank you so much for posting this video. My aunt was constantly dealing with this and it was making it much more difficult to get work done. Now she doesn't have to worry about that thank you
Thank God, I'm glad at least SOMEONE FINALLY addressed this issue.
Underrated comment
Edit: Oh wait it actually has over 200 likes now
I know right, tanks going into people's homes and blowing up your computer has been going on for too long.
It happens every day very helpful
Yeah I hate it when my pc gets hit by an armor piercing round.
I confirm it works, just tried.
It's just standing there, outside. God. Help me
so how much money did it take to fix your house?
cool
@@brehbud yes
Hahaha i try it to
"There might be a battle tank outside your window right now"
* Syrian heavy breathing *
(all of middle east's heavy breathing)
Some parts of africa heavy breathing
* Aleppo heavy breathing *
*Donbass heavy breathing*
@Just some Forest Ranger with Internet Access Jesus.
Thanks for the content once more. From my perspective, this tutorial offers valuable insights into the risks associated with the proximity of main battle tanks to our computer systems and provides practical steps to fortify our computer rigs against various types of ammunition.
it adeptly addresses a common frustration shared by many computer users - the fear of irreparable damage caused by unforeseen encounters with heavy military machinery. By acknowledging this concern and presenting potential solutions, this tutorial empowers computer owners to take proactive measures to safeguard their valuable devices.
The video rightly emphasizes the importance of understanding the risks involved when main battle tanks are in close proximity to our computer setups. It sheds light on the potential threat posed by kinetic energy penetrator attacks and highlights the significance of fortifying our computer rigs to resist such assaults. By adopting the techniques and recommendations outlined in this tutorial, computer users can significantly enhance the resilience of their systems against potential damage.
While the concept presented in this video may seem unconventional, it serves as a reminder that computer security encompasses a wide range of potential risks. By broadening our understanding and addressing unique challenges, we foster a culture of proactive protection that extends beyond traditional cybersecurity concerns.
But i believe that it is important to note that the context of defending computer systems against main battle tanks presents a distinct set of challenges. Practical considerations such as cost, feasibility, and the availability of specialized equipment may influence the implementation of these measures. Further exploration of these aspects would enhance the comprehensiveness of future discussions, providing viewers with a more nuanced understanding of the practical implications involved.
In any case, by raising awareness of potential risks and offering practical advice, this tutorial empowers computer owners to fortify their rigs against the unlikely yet significant threat of main battle tank encounters. Let us all ensure the longevity of our computer systems in the face of diverse challenges.
The idea of a giant fucking tank just “peeking” through my window and at attention at all times when I’m not looking is fucking hilarious
It’s terrifying
And probably pretty accurate too.
I kinda wonder what happens when 2 of these tanks encounter eachother? we know that these entities are fully autonomous
@@kajetus0688 maybe they fight for the right to shoot your computer?
@@Cooldude-ko7ps one of them will do the shooting while the other erase the evidences.
"How to protect your computer from getting shot my MBT"
Me a living in Syria: FINALLY!!!
under-rated yet dark
You probably use norton anti virus then
Oof that's dark... I wish you the best man...
@@manylittlefish693 Nah am fine can't say the same for my cousins tho
@@adsads2754 tell them to get explosive armour for themselves duh
My teacher didn’t believe me when I said I couldn’t join the zoom because my computer was shot by a main battle tank
Ultimate troll dude
Harsh man
Best part is, he does his homework for each video too.
"There may be a battle tank outside your window right now."
ah yes comrade but that one is mine
Comrade Bean where were you we need the MTV7 devisions on the front lines. Stop the Germans and return to the Motherland victorious and a hero.
What if it is an imposter? It might have kidnapped your tank and took its place.
@@niggussimmals9649 Do not worry comrade that tank won't turn it is loyal to the Motherland.
Yes comrade
@@christerkall4573 I see you have sense Comrade Käll unlike Comrade Dyslexic who doughts the power of the mother.
I like to think this is how the pedestrians in GTA Online live their lives
Underated comment
Really lol
Me:*starts pc*
MBT: *casually loads APFSDS round*
me: starts up norton antivirus
Got the order a little mixed up, but it gets the point across.
Just be glad it isn’t loading APHESHDSFS rounds
and he said FBI OPEN UP
Armor piercing fin stabilized discarding sabot or something I don’t know
@@RazorIance MBT: Guess ill die.
Just ran into this problem at work and couldn't find a solution online. Thanks for sharing! Worked like a charm.
This is exactly the type of content I want to see in my YT suggestions.
Ну жиза ведь теперь. Да?
same
I feel like this is targetted to Ukrainians
Then subscribe ;)
As a citizen of Bosnia I Herzegovina, I directly approve of this act.
Inšalah jarane
@@kaasstengel1322 shh, don’t tell anybody!
Jebo mater koliko sam tražio ovakav guide.. napokon!!!
@@TheSplitScreenBrothe dobro, budite mirni znajući da možete zaštititi putničko računalo od napadačkog tenka.
Ovo je zapravo i poprilicno tacno brt
Be Honest
You’ve Been Having This Problem So You Looked This Up
No
Guilty as charged
Yeah, fucking battle tanks, i cant do a shit without those big steel ass mfs destroying my computers
@@zeta1960 Actually... I don't. As I'm not on the fbi's watchlist?
They’ve been shooting my laptop recently. This video really helped ngl
0:57 what the hell would the police do against a main battle tank following you???
They will call Army who will then call an Air Strike
Fuggin finally, this is the third time this year my computer was obliterated by a MBT, it’s nice to see a proper tutorial.
Yeah, this is a big problem. Glad I finally can get rid of the tank watching my every move
Happens to me ALL the time.
Omg same
“It is the enemy, not your friend.”
But it looks so cute!😔
I’m watching your every move Jon.
From the MBT Crew
Kiss it
You have to have a very high iq to understand armor piercing shaped charges
Hug him.
Even if he has APDSFS ammunation.
That how they get you
“There may be a main battle tank outside your window right now”
Me living in 16th floor: *confuse screaming*
:)
The possibilitys of a flying tank are low but never 0
But you ARE the fbi
@@ship_sickly4119 even fbi is not safe from them
@@rasperinlaboratories5392 XD
''there may be a tank outside your window right now'' I LIVE ON THE 4TH FLOOR
Did he stutter
yeah....Im suffering from a full grown Calliope......what do I do about that kind of tank?
In the case of multiple rocket launchers, there is no way to save your computer. Move to Bulgaria and start a new life. You can only hope they do not find you there.
Here's a better alternative, shoot the Calliope's rocket launchers. Doing so should make them go up in flames
@@TR33ZY_CRTM
If u kill the calliope you run the risk of upsetting papa m26 t99, it is better to relocate
@@TR33ZY_CRTM What if they have FPE?
@@justmerc1642
Don't worry, they often do not have any spare parts.
I seen this meme going around discord. I'm glad i found the source :D
Oh hey Haigs is here
Oh dang, haigs is here, you found it on discord too
Nice, I was wondering when you would find this one
hi iron
The Iron Armenian aka G.I. Haigs hello senpai
Why is this so stupid yet it still gives me anxiety that an MBT is actually behind me
Same, but i'm not afraid of it. It would never shoot me when i have my antivirus inst
To much War Thunder
There IS an MBT behind you
@@jestfullgremblim8002 we met again
@@jestfullgremblim8002 u good?
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Thats the type of shit my coworkers are worried about at work instead of the actual job.
" Mom, there's some wild Leopard 2a7+ looking at my window again "
"Oh honey, just close the window"
Had an OBJ 140 Main Battle Tank try to sell me Boy Scout popcorn the other day
@@willgotrocks5348 good that not t-62a
@@willgotrocks5348 same but an MI Abrams
Me confused: wait, you have windows?
Hey I wanted to comment on this earlier I just needed to settle down the merkava mk4 that was tryna shoot my msi laptop yesterday. Luckily I made friends with it after I gave it a trophy aps and some era panels. It wants to park in my garage I guess I know have my first pet mbt
Sooo, he just woke up and was like "Oh yes, I have to show people how to protect their pc's from main battle tanks" ?
Seems as probable as anything else
In an infinite universe any thing with a non zero probability can and will happened, so better protec ur coputir.
Better safe than sorry, you don't know what could happen tomorrow.
He is a true hero
He is helping fix a majot problem in the tech community
It's actually simple:
Kill the tank with another tank.
And the winner will now become your new stalker, or even worse, they may put their feud aside and stalk you together.
The best defense is offence, get yourself an FGM-148 Javelin Anti-Tank Missile Launcher and take the tank down with either Top Attack or Direct Attack depending on your home's location.
kill tank with the tank that kills the tank.
*vtol appeared*
Or artillery stinger and javelin missiles air strikes c4 grenades jumping ontop of the tank with a m16 and blowing the hatch open with a m203 under barrel grenade launcher and and killing the crew navel artillery spartan laser the master chief noble team the covenant general shepherd bt7274 captain price soap mactavish wart hog fireteam Osiris blue team red team the spirit of fire bell the foword unto dawn the in amber clad the piller of autumn the unsc oni
*heavy engine sounds*
This video is a perfect illustration of how siber security is a complex multidimensional issue.
"Remeber, they are the enemy not your friend"
But they are so cuute
Also they purr very loud when you pat them
how to defend your PC against a tank
1. build a concrete bunker
2. put relikt ERA all over the bunker
3. put landmines around the bunker
4. if none of that worked, call a frogfoot
Not until you buy and put Kashtan on top of your bunker
@@sweetballs4742 yeah, that will work too, but frogfoot is better, because there would be no threat...
if the tank is destroyed!!!
@@comradekirov7788 That's where the Kornet E Anti-tank comes in ;-)
“Iuse a gun...”
(A modern tank with 150mm~ gun shows up)
“And if that don’t work...”
(Gustav 800mm railgun)
“Use more gun...”
@@topsekrit9836 imma gonna bring particle cannon from C&C Generals
This was a recurring issue for me, Windows support wasn’t really helping, thanks for the tutorial
They aren't any use, the support constantly said "What are you talking about, what tank?" or "We don't have time for jokes"
As always RUclips is my only friend here
Thanks this has been a bit of a common issue in Nebraska
Jokes aside, there actually a main battle tank outside my window right now
Shut the curtains!
It's your father's tank?
*run*
guys i think the main battle tank got him, o shit why is there on outsid-
Well, you know what to do...
“There may be a main battle tank outside your house right now”
Me*is on the 10th floor of an apartment*
:•_•
So is it there or not?
all I have to say to this is:
taller wheels.
hi my name is yoshikage kira etc.
@@MAR19980 Kira with really tall legs and Killer Queen with long legs
Haha poor
How to protect your computer.
Google:
Make sure to have good cyber hygiene such as having firewalls and using long passwords.
Bing:
Bing: Ensure your password is always 1234.
Bing would tell you to rush research to nuclear fission and quickly finish the Manhattan Project so you can make the ultimate no-holds-barred defense
I was looking for something and saw that google auto fills my question with "why do i see bing?"
I found it hilarious...
I made 1000th like
meow
Finally a Video about an actually important problem. God I'm happy that I can finally deal with this Problem
This is the most valuable thing I have ever learned in my life.
@Pepper Siegel LOL i was gonna say that😭💀🤌🏼
For me it's how to win chess easily.
The video: “there may be a main battle tank outside your window right now”
Me, on the second floor of a building: *confused screaming*
It is elevating the main gun to fire at yours :v
People in the duma like:
@@WelloBello Good Ol' Yeltzin, what a fun lad
me at the 24th floor: *_*Confused screaming_**
6th floor
Why is this funny? He is actually telling us how to protect our computers
Exactly, these millennials find everything funny. This young boy is giving such a useful advice. Aey grandson can you please put this Explosive Reactive Armor thing in my hard disk.
@@agrimpuriya2585 As a gen z, I think this is the most valuable thing I’ve ever learnt
You can never be too safe
Yeah but only against tanks, heck smart bombs and cruise missiles always hit my computer everytime I download free minecraft and modded EA games
because it's random. Basic gen z humor
I absolutely love how its just there waiting for you to take the cake.
One time I open the door to buy some girl scout cookies. And while I was buying some cookies the girl asked me to step outside and stand on the red X. Well I thought how odd this was and wiped the smudge from my glasses. And I'll be a son of a bitch it was a main battle tank trying to get me to step on the red X so it can blow me up! I slammed my door in the tanks face and reprimanded it for being disguised as a girl scout. That sick bastard.
Just imagine how intelligent they are becoming if they can wear the guise of a girl Scout so convincingly! We as human beings really do need to become more vigilant if we are to stay above these main battle tanks in the food chain
Jesus I need to step up my game, I swear that new 430U on the block is checking my pc out
My god they're getting smarter, they're a menace to our community!
*panzermaidels be like*
That happened to me to
Why do I feel like this was originally a school project but then the student found he can drag Arma vehicle files into the rendering software
Lol you can xD
... but then the student found he can dr u g...
@@nonamenoname1942 who's doctor u g
seems legit.
Narator : "Remember, they're the enemy, not your friend"
Me : :(
Weird coincidence. Just got this thumb drive from a tank. Very sus.
:(
@SandwichLord93 Nice try tank shill
I got a singular potato chip
@Faaar that's what a main battle tank would say
Thank you this video is very useful you never know when there is a main battle tank outside!
Instructions unclear, led a tank charge up the beaches of Normandy, driving a chieftain years before it was designed.
But....its a Centurion...
@@airplanemaniacgaming7877 I know didn't bother to edit it.
THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL
@NaCl3 TROUGH THE NAZI LINES!
@@soldadoryanbr7776 PRIMO VICTORIA
SCP Foundation:
*"This looks like a job for me"*
Now that you mention it, this could literally be an scp. An anomalous malware that when installed on a pc, it makes a MBT materializes nearby the infected computer and tries to destroy it lmao
Nice
r/unexpectedscp
The real question is can it kill SCP 682
leon-efl GAMING what if we infect SCP-079 with the malware?
“There may be a main battle tank outside right now. Watching your every move. Waiting for you to make a mistake.”
Artists trying to draw hands: *crying*
This speaks to me on a spiritual level
i just do a circle attached to a line attached to the body
FEEL THE FORM, there you go hands solved
Extra large *OOF*
Really my drawn hands look like god damn spaghettis. It hurts
indeed.
Ah, you see, you forgot to lay the tank traps, anti tank mines and dig wide trenches to protect from ramming
Omg it worked!
No, I am being followed by a missile and it doesn't work for it.
Hold up
of course it does!
@@levilikesstrawberrymilk8539 There seems to be a small tank following me, I’m going to have a
Sheer Heart Attack
(Oh this is a joke about your About page but it may be a different Kira soo if you don’t get it sorry)
That's so good to know
Instructions unclear, now am being followed by an apache helicopter.
Instructions unclear, currently trying to hide from a pair of B-2s
Instructions unclear, now I see an SPG outside my window.......
instructions unclear, the tank pilot called in a S.A.M missile and now my computer is heavily damaged
Instructions unclear currently being chased by massa in a M67 Flame thrower tank
Instructions unclear, Radar reports 3 A-10s approaching from my 3 o'clock at 439 mph.
Germany’s been real quiet ever since this came out.
Could this man be one of my people?
@@diegoxavier9107 you seen any computers? Asking for a friend
We have especially-hardened Kruppstahl 1000-degree knifes over here which slice and reflect all projectiles to protect our computers. No need to worry about.
Muslims weren’t
@Daniel Galeski k
Bro’s answering questions we’ve never asked💀
"in the future, comedy will be randomly generated"
"and so.. The prediction of the cucumber has come true"
It wasn't a prediction... It was a prophecy.
It still scares me how accurate he was...
w e e d e a t e r
This is the pinnacle of randomized humor
This isn't a joke tho this is information
"There may be a main battle tank waiting outside your window right now"
The tank floating in midair outside the 8th floor:
Well, Soviet invented flying tanks soo I think it's possible
VTOL tank
You never know if the tank might hitch a ride on a helicopter
The tank: you thought you could get away from me just because you're not on the 1st floor?!?!? Hon hon we baguette *fires a round*
Bruh I had that idea
0:48 "there may be a MBT outside your window right now"
Me in my flat on 12th floor: **sounds of panic**
Yes, they're evolving, now they can fly
Or it could be an attack helicopter
Or a tsar tank or just a tank hooked on a chinook
@@arck4453 it's part plane and part tank! There was a design made in the past which failed for obvious reasons
@@breather8758 Yeah, there was a Russian glider called the Antonov A-40 that was basically a tank with wings. It was designed to see if a tank could glide into battle, and it...sort of worked. It worked because it was capable of gliding, but didn't because you'd have to take off the tank's armor to enable it to glide, rendering it defenseless in combat ;v;
thank you for addressing this issue, i have been a victim of this and i was left traumatized and couldn’t talk about it but now i feel safe
There could be a main battle tank outside your window right now.
Ukraine: really? Again?
Cringe
Can confirm.
@@p_serdiuk Your surname checks out
Typical morning in Donbas
Me living in Lugansk:
what do I do when the C.1 Ariete Italian MBT is offering me pizza, I haven’t been able to get any food with an MBT outside of my house, how can I obtain its pizza safely?
Anti-Pasta weapon
Nice pfp, reminds me of a certain anime involving high school students that drive and fight in tanks.
USS Long Island [CVE-1] indeed its a pixel art I made
Use pineapple on pizza to scare it off
@@Mxpresspeed2000 Dear Lord no!, you'll only incite its wrath.
Start a GoFundMe to pay for this to be a RUclips ad on April fool's day
Yes. Yes.
Yes
oh my god we need this
Shut up and take my money
The UwU guy shut up and take my life savings, family’s life savings, and the Apollo projects budget
I never knew how dangerous an MBT is until now. This tutorial is extremely essential. I can't thank you enough.