The release of this video just happens to coincide perfectly with the release date of Half-Life: Blueshift, 18 years pretty much to the date. So happy birthday blueshift. Also while I have your attention, just a couple of things that I'm sure will be mentioned in the comments: 1. I was playing on hard. That's why I was perpetually low on ammo. 2. I know Gordon wasn't running a "Resonance cascade" test the resonance cascade was a side effect of the test. I just wasn't sure what else to call it. 3. The donations from Cave were 2 or 3 donations I just cut them all together and put J.K Simmons Portal 2 lines over the top for the sake of brevity. Edit: since people keep asking no I did not somehow get J.K Simmons to do voice acting for me. The voice lines are all from portal 2 custom test chambers. There are about 60 unique lines of dialog that are never used in the main story line. 4. Yes I know I misspelt lighting and there's a second a at 20:05 and at 20:15 the text over the scientists head reverts to "scientist" because I forgot to change the text somehow. 5. Yes the photo of Picasso without his shirt on was the best photo of him I could find. No that will not get the video demonetized.
Imagine Gordon Freedom crawling through the vents when he hears the echoy cries of a broken man *why did I draw the smiley face with all my handgun ammo? why did I draw the smiley face with all my handgun ammo?*
I've always loved how the bit at 6:25 was created just with random pieces of dialogue recycled from Half-Life 1 that were never meant to go together. Thank you, Gearbox.
@@elizabethdespair I think I learned how to do something similar in college in After Effects. I cannot remember for the life of me how to do it and really wish I studied After Effects further, I'd be up for making some video content.
@Latvian Dragon It's easily the worst of the "official" Half-Life 1 expansions. The base game and Opposing Force are both great, Blue Shift is mediocre by comparison.
Matthew Gagnon Opposing Force: Play as a marine, with a bunch of new weapons, enemies, and gameplay mechanics. Decay: Two player co-op; play with a friend and solve puzzles and fight enemies together. Comes with the ps2 game, so it is essentially free. Blue Shift: Uh... High Definition models?
Blue Shift was more of just an addition to perspectives on the Resonance Cascade. The reason why Blue Shift is so small and doesn't have anything from Opposing Force or something new is that people thought Opposing Force made absolutely no sense since there were too many aliens and guns that Gordon never discovered, as well as a whole group of Black Operatives and so on. Gearbox felt the pressure and their next Half-Life expansion became what we see today. At least that's how I remember the story. (Basically Blue Shift is Blue Shift because Opposing Force broke a lot of what the canon Half-Life did.)
That is indeed an important point: Blue Shift fits perfectly into to canon while one must explain many OP stuff, especially Race X. In my opinion there is too much unfair BS bashing.
HECU soldier: "Just because Shepard's team didn't make it-" Shepard: "Listen here you little shit, I went through hell while you were throwing bodies in water and crying about it."
That whole lift sequence was just "be careful what you wish for." "It's not like we're exploding" [LARGE EXPLOSIONS] "I wish this lift was going faster" [LIFT BEGINS TO FALL]
I like how in Black Mesa, the guards and the scientists are basically on the same level of intelligence (which is pretty low ngl) and that they all just sit around doing repair work or “science” together
"If all the security guards were just clones of Barney." That would make the rest of the series interesting. "Hey Gordon! Its me! Ya know, Barney!" And im here too Gordon, remember me? Its me, Barney! Don't forget about ol Barney! *comes in for a high five
Awesome, but you missed Gordon Freeman passing in the train behind you when you were stuck outside the door - matching exactly the opening sequence of Half Life.
He's not, the people who made blue shift confirmed that Barney was at the door, they pointed out the guy at the door and said they would make a game about him, and we've already addressed he has like 100 brothers
@@MiNameisJager Not many people know this, but Barney is actually an intergalactic being of greater strength than even Gman is himself. He's just cronically indifferent to his own abilities, aside from swift teleportation and being able to exist in multiple different places at once.
The effort you go through to make your videos, tracking the text on the NPCs is entirely unnecessary but you do it and I love it.. You deserve way more subs.
You need to creat a full-stream channel, like Vinesauce's Fullsauce channel. Like a place to upload your raw stream footage without the subtitles, I need more of your narration in my life
It's literally J.K simmons. Like I ripped the voice lines from portal 2... There are a shit ton of portal 2 voice lines reserved for custom test chambers. For example: i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a7/Cave_Johnson_dlc2_0410_altcave_mating_ritual01.wav
Barney: Hey! My name is Barney! And this is my friend Barney Barney: Hey! My name is Barney! And this is my friend Barney! Barney: Hey! My name is Barney! And this is my friend Barney 3:25 Hi... I'm Bob
@@Ribbons0121R121 How is it "kinky", what, are you guys sick in the head or something?.. I don't get it, like, we're not talking about girls here *OR, SOMETHING (because, what else would it be a reference to.)
I'm legit scrolling through the comments seeing if anyone pointed out who voiced those lines. Cause it seriously sounded like the legit voice actor from portal 2 lmao.
I like how Jolly wound up playing Blue Shift for the first time because a mod was a sequel to a mod which was a sequel to Blue Shift, so he felt obligated to play it first.
He spent centries learning the art of the editor and then ascended to immortal status, all the while time travelling 20 Million years into the future to teach the secret past to all the humanoid aliens that reside in earth. To put it short he spent around 3 minutes while high on cocaine...
Let's see, there's Gina and Colette, there's Alyx who's still a baby, I think Judith could've worked in BM but she wasn't accepted because of Gordon, and there's the unnamed female scientist in the Anamalous Materials lab picture That's also in a photo with the Borealis.
Alyx, not Alex. But yeah, only females appearing in the Half-Life franchise and being related to Black Mesa are Alyx, Gina, Colette, Judith and the unknown female scientist from the picture in Kleiner's laboratory.
For those who are wondering how he did those text animations here's the answer: jolly has the vortigaunts as his video editors Proof: 9:39 he knows how friendly they are
@@garrettoliva5154 I did say Helmet too! The Adrian in the cover has a helmet and a single one in Opposing Force and well, in both games their face is covered so it makes more sense.
@@Lucios1995 they wear helmets in HL1. I guess you didn't realize that because their helmet is the same color as their uniform. There's also the fact that the model Adrian uses isn't very unique, as you find other marines that look like that.
ahh, the copy of a copy. The original Barney was decently smart, but they were only allowed to take one set of samples and had to clone from clones from clones to keep the stock rolling. That explains why all the other guards die while Barney survives to see Half Life 2
@@amelveladzic But Womble's the master at subtitles, have you seen the art of his subtitles? It's brilliant, subtitles in reflections, shadows, water, etc...
@@VeloJG While I agree that Womble's use of subtitles is pretty amazing, I think that it requires some audacity to imply that the person who pretty much pioneered (so to speak) the use of subtitles has to "improve" at his own craft. I might be arguing a dead point here, I don't know, but it just doesn't feel right to me.
9:50 the fuck am i looking at. THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT! alright, here's the sequence of events, as far as i can tell: Barney #1 walks to the train tracks and starts shooting a houndeye. Barney #1 then proceeds to stand there and wave his arms at the oncoming tram Barney #1 is then hit by the tram, which goes RIGHT THROUGH HIM Barney #1, completely unaffected by the tram, then proceeds to leap from the tracks and fall into a heap for no apparent reason Barney #2 is thrown from the tram as it hits the end and spirals into the air. 3 explosive barrels that were on it for some reason fly off barrel #3 is throw precisely into a window, somehow makes it through the window intact, and impacts some important pipes that were for some goddamn reason completely exposed. this causes random explosions to happen, causing the lift to plummet to its death. everyone in that elevator dies, except Barney, who is completely untouched. what the fuck just happened?
There were a lot of details that I preferred to the OG Half-Life. The alien weapons in particular were great - seeing a weird blue hand crawling towards you, then finding it's a "gun" was a brilliant set piece. It's a shame you never got the Barnacle Hookshot in HL2 though - with the physics engine you would have been able to actually swing around like a sci-fi Indy.
@ 08:37 I would just like to point out that as a security guard I can confirm that there are some sites we are posted at where the "residents" (employees of the client) who think that we are there to do any piddly shit task which is actually someone else's job, we're here to observe, report, and call Fire Department, Police, Ambulance. We are not your fucking elevator repair guy, inventory clerks, or receptionists. Carry On
It’s actually head cannon for a lot of people that Black Mesa is staffed mainly by clones, with Gordon freeman being an exception due to G-man pulling some strings. They use clones so they don’t have to keep the workplace very safe and can do whatever tests they want and no one will come looking around for missing persons because they were made in black Mesa and as far as anyone is concerned they don’t exist. It’s why “personal safety” is a low priority for Calhoun.
Those subtitles are cool af. I agree with those who suggest playing Blue Shift at least once. I remember liking the stories of this one and Opposing Force too. Liked, subbed, and notifications on this one. (hint)
The release of this video just happens to coincide perfectly with the release date of Half-Life: Blueshift, 18 years pretty much to the date. So happy birthday blueshift.
Also while I have your attention, just a couple of things that I'm sure will be mentioned in the comments:
1. I was playing on hard. That's why I was perpetually low on ammo.
2. I know Gordon wasn't running a "Resonance cascade" test the resonance cascade was a side effect of the test. I just wasn't sure what else to call it.
3. The donations from Cave were 2 or 3 donations I just cut them all together and put J.K Simmons Portal 2 lines over the top for the sake of brevity. Edit: since people keep asking no I did not somehow get J.K Simmons to do voice acting for me. The voice lines are all from portal 2 custom test chambers. There are about 60 unique lines of dialog that are never used in the main story line.
4. Yes I know I misspelt lighting and there's a second a at 20:05 and at 20:15 the text over the scientists head reverts to "scientist" because I forgot to change the text somehow.
5. Yes the photo of Picasso without his shirt on was the best photo of him I could find. No that will not get the video demonetized.
🍞 first
Sad that dear molly is slower than me in posting his comments...
Edit jolly*
My dear @utocorrect doesn't know jolly exists*
I'm hoping to see more great content jolly. Like wacking boxes.
This game is older than me
@@sniper0625 same here 😂
Half-Life: Blue shift
*_the game where you play as the guy waiting outside a door in the Half-Life intro_*
The dickslip
GikoSFM OH SHIT
@@realanimegirl777 😳
Orr
*The game where you play as the guy who mistakes a strider for a cat*
@@martischa2394 oh god
Imagine Gordon Freedom crawling through the vents when he hears the echoy cries of a broken man *why did I draw the smiley face with all my handgun ammo? why did I draw the smiley face with all my handgun ammo?*
That would be actually scary af
@@missingindy That would be scary af and awesome at the same time
your handgun ammo doesn't have a smiley face on it, Freeman, you're just being paranoid!
That would not only be a hilarious reference to this video but could also be a fun nod to the Rattman Easter Eggs in the Portal series.
Gordon Freedom
Jolly: *has small amounts of ammo to spend*
Also Jolly: I'm going to do what's called a pro gamer move.
And Also Jolly: What have I done?
@@allesarfint Everyone Else: You're fulfilling your destiny....
to be fair 7 more hg rounds wouldnt have helped him much
*Stonks.*
@@NeSeeger It takes... Two for a headshot? So, that's 3 +1/2 take-downs?? :))
I've always loved how the bit at 6:25 was created just with random pieces of dialogue recycled from Half-Life 1 that were never meant to go together.
Thank you, Gearbox.
I always thought it sounded a little disjointed! Now I know why
Gearbox is a good developer
except for you know...
DN:F
@@AccountingDerek And Aliens: Colonial Marines... And Battleborn... And literally anything Randy Pitchford does.
Randy-bo-bandy ruins nearly everything he touches with his pervert magician hands.
@@BlazingShadowSword what has randy done? I haven't heard of him
fun fact: in goldsrc when you move objects that aren’t incredibly heavy, they just go NYOOM and fly to another planet
Yes, but only when you pull them.
They dont even need to be heavy, just do it fast, and it will go though the entire map
Press and hold E on it and then direct your mouse to where it needs to go
I like that game awesome
fun fact: physics is connected to framerate, so boxes yeeting themselves is because the game runs at a million fps on modern hardware.
Holy damn look at those fancy text movements, someone has improved
I was thinking the same thing. Like, goddamn that's good. Kudos on that editing.
Nightmare Cookie he’s probably just tracking the text’s movement by using after effects, haha
@@elizabethdespair I think I learned how to do something similar in college in After Effects. I cannot remember for the life of me how to do it and really wish I studied After Effects further, I'd be up for making some video content.
@@legslarrysmith_ its literally just clicking 3 times xd
@@legslarrysmith_ well, its simply tracking a set of pixels within a 3d space, Captain Disillusion has a bunch of videos that use that
"Wait why is he playing this 'Escape From Area 99'? Is the title clickbait?"
20 seconds later
"Oh right...'
@Latvian Dragon It's easily the worst of the "official" Half-Life 1 expansions. The base game and Opposing Force are both great, Blue Shift is mediocre by comparison.
Matthew Gagnon
Opposing Force: Play as a marine, with a bunch of new weapons, enemies, and gameplay mechanics.
Decay: Two player co-op; play with a friend and solve puzzles and fight enemies together. Comes with the ps2 game, so it is essentially free.
Blue Shift: Uh... High Definition models?
Hey now, Blue Shift had... Character. It was a lot of fun for fans of Half Life.
Blue Shift was more of just an addition to perspectives on the Resonance Cascade. The reason why Blue Shift is so small and doesn't have anything from Opposing Force or something new is that people thought Opposing Force made absolutely no sense since there were too many aliens and guns that Gordon never discovered, as well as a whole group of Black Operatives and so on. Gearbox felt the pressure and their next Half-Life expansion became what we see today. At least that's how I remember the story.
(Basically Blue Shift is Blue Shift because Opposing Force broke a lot of what the canon Half-Life did.)
That is indeed an important point: Blue Shift fits perfectly into to canon while one must explain many OP stuff, especially Race X. In my opinion there is too much unfair BS bashing.
I've been waiting one month for your video.
It was worth it
In a way he's kinda like sovietwomble
Oh, if it was!
Will he continue it?
@@Mario4736
Probably next month he'll do the second part
Soviet's Aussie cousin
"I can't die today, I have donuts to eat."
I want that on my gravestone when I die.
You ain't alone
but you have donuts to eat, you’d not die
>Gina the only female in Black Mesa
*JOLLY! WTF. COLETTE WAS CRYING IN THE CORNER!*
@Gamerkid then how does he know who Gina is?
@@thelemonlimebronyofficial8070 multiplayer
Where the hell did you see that?
TheLemonLimeBrony Official Half Life tutorial
Who?
I'm glad you went from mostly silent videos to actually talking, because you're genuinely a funny dude.
Even when he was sillent i still enjoyed his videos
@@rzezucha7327 these videos were unfunny it's just him typing ok every time something happens that's it
I highly prefer the silent version. So I can hear the modded game, instead of a voice I've heard on so many other channels.
@@thatonedude if you want to hear the mod then just watch a playthrough without commentary
@@victorleonardo9676 well I said my opinion, why he is allowed to say his opinion but not me?
HECU soldier: "Just because Shepard's team didn't make it-"
Shepard: "Listen here you little shit, I went through hell while you were throwing bodies in water and crying about it."
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Anyone heard this in Krim's voice?
"You'd think there'd be a guard rail" Is that a Barney's mind reference?
Not deliberately...
Plays Blueshift
Misses Gordon Freeman on train
20 years later.
@@patrickbyrne5070 Hes new to HL1's expansion.
unintentional but yes
Numnaut you here!
That whole lift sequence was just "be careful what you wish for."
"It's not like we're exploding" [LARGE EXPLOSIONS]
"I wish this lift was going faster" [LIFT BEGINS TO FALL]
"It's not like things are exploding"
Not even a second and there is an explosion.
"Barney's got one hell of a thick skull."
I mean, there's also the helmet all the guards wear but you know...
It’s part of his head.
@@odyn6882 Aaaand, why does that matter?
@@-bonidltwat-6331 fuck you stole my idea
Cylvanus Karamele fuck off furry
@@R0ADSTER lol augurments started because of a Brony what is this 2013? LMAO
9:25
"It's not like things are exploding"
*Something explodes*
Talk about perfect timing
@Steven Huffman lol me too
I like how in Black Mesa, the guards and the scientists are basically on the same level of intelligence (which is pretty low ngl) and that they all just sit around doing repair work or “science” together
"If all the security guards were just clones of Barney."
That would make the rest of the series interesting.
"Hey Gordon! Its me! Ya know, Barney!"
And im here too Gordon, remember me? Its me, Barney!
Don't forget about ol Barney! *comes in for a high five
Free beers 4 lyf
assuming any of the other guards actually escaped Black Mesa.
400 barney's simultaneously: *ABOUT THAT BEER I OWE YA*
"It's me gordon, Barney from black mesa!"
"It's not like things are exploding"
comedic timing: *Let me introduce myself*
Awesome, but you missed Gordon Freeman passing in the train behind you when you were stuck outside the door - matching exactly the opening sequence of Half Life.
So Barney can be in two places at once? Because he is also offering beer in the intro of HL.
He's not, the people who made blue shift confirmed that Barney was at the door, they pointed out the guy at the door and said they would make a game about him, and we've already addressed he has like 100 brothers
@@jacobhogan3208 actually it's about 10000 beacuse in this video we saw "barney clone #5872"
I think it's awesome when games do stuff like that
@@MiNameisJager Not many people know this, but Barney is actually an intergalactic being of greater strength than even Gman is himself. He's just cronically indifferent to his own abilities, aside from swift teleportation and being able to exist in multiple different places at once.
The effort you go through to make your videos, tracking the text on the NPCs is entirely unnecessary but you do it and I love it.. You deserve way more subs.
Kinda like a Soviet womble that actually uploads
It's for comic effect , i think.
@@andersonrobotics5608 My thoughts exactly. He's like Source Womble
Yeah.
You need to creat a full-stream channel, like Vinesauce's Fullsauce channel. Like a place to upload your raw stream footage without the subtitles, I need more of your narration in my life
There is his second channel where he upload videos without editing altought they are small videos just like here.
update: he did it
Oh, the jumping Gordon was beautiful
did you know that there are dozen of invisible crowbars around the elevator at 10:25?
they REALLY don't want players to miss it
I... did not.
Idiot-proofing.
Imagine walking out of the elevator and dodging the crowbar just to get another one from nowhere...
Source?
Sauce?
Blue shift depicts the class war between the scientists and guards
Is this a Space Station 13 reference?
@@sneekybreeky910 that's not much of a war. Shitcurity doesn't stand a chance against my viruses.
@@harrymason4300 or the entire station
The cave johnson donations were great!
Good job with the voice acting.
It's literally J.K simmons. Like I ripped the voice lines from portal 2...
There are a shit ton of portal 2 voice lines reserved for custom test chambers.
For example: i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a7/Cave_Johnson_dlc2_0410_altcave_mating_ritual01.wav
those are actually from Portal 2, just the Community maps as part workshop update they rolled out a long while back
My mind is blown. Wow!
@@JollyWangcore That is amazing man! I didn't know that they even did that!
@@JollyWangcore because of this ii actually realised he voices Ford from gravity falls. i never noticed the similarity lol
Barney: Hey! My name is Barney! And this is my friend Barney
Barney: Hey! My name is Barney! And this is my friend Barney!
Barney: Hey! My name is Barney! And this is my friend Barney
3:25 Hi... I'm Bob
Okay thanks cringe lord
Oh, hey, Undertale reference
@@saltierdongs7760 Fuck off.
cool undiertoil reference
Tem liek uNDeTAle rEEferenses!!
Btw, i wonder if people realized that the two guys talking at 6:32 use the random lines dialogues we hear in Half Life when we let them talk together.
Love it when you upload. So hyped. *edit* Those subtitles at 1:47 look amazing. Great work
he probably got an editor to help now
@@D00000T I would presume he uses similar techniques to Soviet Womble.
@@luissantiago5163 He does.
"I'm inside Barney. It's all I ever wanted.
I'm inside myself! Kinky." -Jolly 2k19
kinky indeed
Not enough
You think that’s bad, wait until you try half life brown shift.
I died of laugh lmao
@@Ribbons0121R121 How is it "kinky", what, are you guys sick in the head or something?.. I don't get it, like, we're not talking about girls here *OR, SOMETHING (because, what else would it be a reference to.)
6:15 I legit never realised what that animation was supposed to be
I thought he was trying to enjoy his donut XD
I thought he was streching his arm xD
Same. After all these years of playing and replaying HL, I've never understood it till Jolly said that.
16:04
Falling Freezeframe
'this is me... you're probably wondering how I got in this situation...'
Brilliant.
We'll be right back
It all began in the summer of 1986
68 likes epik
Try not to dwell on it.
That “try not to dwell on it” was way too perfectly timed with the loading pause. I refuse to believe it was a coincidence.
Jolly: I am a genius!
Jolly two seconds later: OH NO!
Cellulanus basically happens in everyone of his videos
Jolly: I'm famous because I record trash half life mods
Also Jolly: Never played Blue Shift
Jolly's viewers: Shame
Now that you've played Blue Shift, you need to play Opposing Force (when you finish...)
Its been 2 months.
You got any ranger armor?
3 Months ?!
*Coughs*
I enjoy watching Jolly try and figure out what to call the other security guards
Bernard
10:28 "rest in peace Barry"
Me: hey you finally picked a real name
Barney Clones Bizzare Adventure
Part 1-Phantom Gordon
Part 2-Battle Crowbar
Part 3-Stardust BHopers
Etc.
Part 4 - Barney is Unbreakable
part 5-Gluon wind
Part 6-Xen Ocean
Part 7 steel barney run
Part 8 Barneylion
I was expecting Gordon to yell "SUCKEEEEEER" at the begining...
@Exodus Uh... He was thinking of Ross Scott.
@@tompeck5495 I think he knows dude.
I am much disappointed in Jolly.
@@RAFMnBgaming why tho?
@@maximilianogalvan8709 well he produces heavily edited LPs. That would have been a good edited gag.
Cave Johnsons recording calls
7:39 first call
10:46 second call
Troublesome Truck the hero we needed
@@jackeyboy6538a great man he tried, but Black Mesa beat him to it.
Where are those calls? In portal or something?
@@kolos5009in the intercom
@@wedding824 and the Intercom is?
“Get fucked other Barney’s!” - and so they did
Is nobody going to mention the amazing voicework on those Cave Johnson sections?
I'm legit scrolling through the comments seeing if anyone pointed out who voiced those lines. Cause it seriously sounded like the legit voice actor from portal 2 lmao.
It’s an actual sound file….
9:26
"it's not like things are exploding"
**le things begin exploding immediately**
"no they dont see me"
*le they see him and start chucking grenades*
'le'
its like i'm really on 2010 reddit reading troll comics again
@@Weldedhodag I know it's pretty great
lelelelelele
I like how Jolly wound up playing Blue Shift for the first time because a mod was a sequel to a mod which was a sequel to Blue Shift, so he felt obligated to play it first.
lmao, how many hours did you spend tracking all that 3d text
He spent 100 hours
He spent centries learning the art of the editor and then ascended to immortal status, all the while time travelling 20 Million years into the future to teach the secret past to all the humanoid aliens that reside in earth.
To put it short he spent around 3 minutes while high on cocaine...
ikr lol, I often motion track images and stuff but I dont do the 3d rotation, that would take even longer
@@osu. Especially when there's nothing in the footage to help you get the tracking right. I'm shuddering just thinking about it.
Probably a game mod.
The best thing about Wancore's editing is the nametags and subtitles for things, how they rotate and everything.
The moment I heard Cave, the feels started coming back....
Sir, I'll have you know there's actually a whole TWO females on Black Mesa.
Alex?
Let's see, there's Gina and Colette, there's Alyx who's still a baby, I think Judith could've worked in BM but she wasn't accepted because of Gordon, and there's the unnamed female scientist in the Anamalous Materials lab picture That's also in a photo with the Borealis.
Alyx, not Alex. But yeah, only females appearing in the Half-Life franchise and being related to Black Mesa are Alyx, Gina, Colette, Judith and the unknown female scientist from the picture in Kleiner's laboratory.
@@cloroxhammer3289 crap, my bad.
Funnily enough, Barney's original name in HL2 was Alex before they changed it.
@Cheeki Breeki "Filthy femnoids begone! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
"you will help me still, wont you?"
"im..slowing you down arent i?"
sounds like me in a depressed mood
He knows Jolly ain't coming back.
@@FilmsNerf2 oh
*salute*
F
A Jolly Wangcore: *exists*
Gravity: *I'm about to end this mans whole career.*
*CARRIER*
(I think this is the word you desire: Career)
You even edited the comment and still spelled career wrong.
@@uros.u.novakovic ok cool, but you don't need to be rude.
@@VoidsEclipse i read wangcore as a wanker whats wrong with me????
Gravity the most dumbest way to die in games
Holy shit man that joke at 4:23 along with the footage had me cackling, good one.
Jolly's Life Test;
Is he dead? Yup.
Is he alive? He ain't anymore.
I mean, to be fair Jolly has yet to shoot someone alive. He's just defiling the bodies.
Somehow your videos get higher and higher quality, amazing work. Worth the wait.
@Epic Fortnut Gaymer True that. Especially with the accusations that just came out about rooster teeth overworking their employees to the max.
Lmao Fortnut with the hard-hitting input. But yeah, great work on Wangcore's part. He's only been improving as time goes on.
YES I’ve been waiting for a new video from you and you FINALLY made one!! Bless you Jolly!!
The work you put into key framing the captions is continually impressive dude. That must have taken you some fair time.
Jolly: *gets hit by aliens 100 times*
Also Jolly: *complains about having low health all the time and being one-shotted*
3:28 perfect moonwalk (:
2:27 that is glorious editing, his name is still above his head.
4:51
in game files he is called otis
you can find him in oposing force
Jolly: Ok its idiot proof
Gordon:Succcccerrrr!!!!
12:05 I think you're looking for Isaac Newton, Wangcore.
Nono, fuck you edison is still a perfectly viable statement
@@allgoodnamesaretaken6145 don't think he was denying that.
That last part was basically
"I'm a genius!"
*1 second later*
"Oh no!"
16:37
You don’t need to hide it,Jolly.
We all know that vortigaunts are smexy.
It’s ok
For those who are wondering how he did those text animations here's the answer: jolly has the vortigaunts as his video editors
Proof: 9:39 he knows how friendly they are
*legit*
I will hire vortigaunts
"friendly" ;)) 16:37
@@Mario583a fast change of hearts lol
Please post the rest of the game here. I cry laughing every time you post. I love ya bro.
9:33 I love how after jolly says it's not like things are exploding, something imeadiatley explodes after he says it
The cave Johnson bits is the best part of this video
"Why did they make the main character some random NPC"
Adrian Shepard.
That's all I need to say.
But i think you see a single NPC with a gas mask and helmet like Shepard in the entire game
@@Lucios1995 nah, replay Half Life and you'll see em' everywhere.
@@garrettoliva5154 I did say Helmet too! The Adrian in the cover has a helmet and a single one in Opposing Force and well, in both games their face is covered so it makes more sense.
@@Lucios1995 they wear helmets in HL1. I guess you didn't realize that because their helmet is the same color as their uniform. There's also the fact that the model Adrian uses isn't very unique, as you find other marines that look like that.
@@peppermillers8361 I just mean there's a lot more variety in Oppossing Force NPC's than there is in Blue Shift
I don't know what to say except for this video and your editing is amazing. Keep up the great work.
I just imagine all the Barney clones aren't even clones of the real Barney but just clones of the first batch of clones
ahh, the copy of a copy. The original Barney was decently smart, but they were only allowed to take one set of samples and had to clone from clones from clones to keep the stock rolling.
That explains why all the other guards die while Barney survives to see Half Life 2
7:37 I always loved that line. All of the Portal 2 DLC dialogue is hilarious.
"i'm Inside Barney , that's all i ever wanted " , "i'm Inside myself "- Jolly 2k19
The subtitles is really improving, we may have an another Soviet Womble
Just what I wanted to say 😭
But he is still far from our dear Womble!
I'm pretty sure he was doing the subtitle thing before soviet womble.
@@amelveladzic But Womble's the master at subtitles, have you seen the art of his subtitles? It's brilliant, subtitles in reflections, shadows, water, etc...
@@VeloJG While I agree that Womble's use of subtitles is pretty amazing, I think that it requires some audacity to imply that the person who pretty much pioneered (so to speak) the use of subtitles has to "improve" at his own craft. I might be arguing a dead point here, I don't know, but it just doesn't feel right to me.
Soviet and Jolly aren't the first ones to insert Subtitles in their videos tho.
Notice how at 23:04 his accent drastically changes while screaming
(Yup, it's just too much swearing and shouting. After a while, it gets old, blah. :))
The "We just cloned our first guard" idea sounds.... a lot like something Aperture would do
Nah. Aperture would make exclusively robot guards.
Jolly’s subtitle editing is pretty impressive.
To be fair, electricity relates to electromagnetic force, which _is_ a fundamental force. So gravity isn't alone.
The Tracking Text is alot like Soviet Womble's style, but *damn* do I love it.
After seeing that jolly didn’t say newton when he kept dying by gravity I knew I’m smarter
I don’t Know
Found the totally funny and original content
Nobody:
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9:50
the fuck am i looking at. THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT!
alright, here's the sequence of events, as far as i can tell:
Barney #1 walks to the train tracks and starts shooting a houndeye.
Barney #1 then proceeds to stand there and wave his arms at the oncoming tram
Barney #1 is then hit by the tram, which goes RIGHT THROUGH HIM
Barney #1, completely unaffected by the tram, then proceeds to leap from the tracks and fall into a heap for no apparent reason
Barney #2 is thrown from the tram as it hits the end and spirals into the air. 3 explosive barrels that were on it for some reason fly off
barrel #3 is throw precisely into a window, somehow makes it through the window intact, and impacts some important pipes that were for some goddamn reason completely exposed. this causes random explosions to happen, causing the lift to plummet to its death.
everyone in that elevator dies, except Barney, who is completely untouched.
what the fuck just happened?
Jolly: *exists*
Gravity: I'm about to end this man's career.
10:39 dude you have bulletprof helmet
A new video on Father’s Day?
Are you trying to say something Jolly?
Are you secretly my dad?
still an hour till fathers day my man
I’m in another timezone my dude.
and for me, father's day was last week
the fuck kind of country do I live in?
This was great. You should play Opposing Force too if you haven't. It's a super solid game.
There were a lot of details that I preferred to the OG Half-Life. The alien weapons in particular were great - seeing a weird blue hand crawling towards you, then finding it's a "gun" was a brilliant set piece. It's a shame you never got the Barnacle Hookshot in HL2 though - with the physics engine you would have been able to actually swing around like a sci-fi Indy.
9:27 "calm down it's not like things are exploding" *BOOM*
@ 08:37 I would just like to point out that as a security guard I can confirm that there are some sites we are posted at where the "residents" (employees of the client) who think that we are there to do any piddly shit task which is actually someone else's job, we're here to observe, report, and call Fire Department, Police, Ambulance. We are not your fucking elevator repair guy, inventory clerks, or receptionists. Carry On
I feel like your editing is starting to become very close to the level of a certain *_Soviet Womble_*
Who
Actually I now start to wonder if these two ain't related.
@@kingjamesbond4009
*_Soviet Womble_*
@@MrGermandeutsch Who
@@MidnightStarr ruclips.net/video/yc3Jo65Lct4/видео.html
"i know that you're not on the scheduel for a couple more days" *PANG!! MISSION FAILED TEXT* "but if you're up for the range, there's plenty of room"
I am drunk af currently. And seeing this in my sub box puts me in a great mood for this night!
Thank you :)
Ugh, "drunk af", at home, watching RUclips?.. So, what are the "great", fun, things you'd done that night? ;P;D
It’s actually head cannon for a lot of people that Black Mesa is staffed mainly by clones, with Gordon freeman being an exception due to G-man pulling some strings. They use clones so they don’t have to keep the workplace very safe and can do whatever tests they want and no one will come looking around for missing persons because they were made in black Mesa and as far as anyone is concerned they don’t exist. It’s why “personal safety” is a low priority for Calhoun.
*Quietly climbing down ladder*
*Ladder fucking breaks*
Jolly: WHOA
Citizen: *_t R y N o T t O d W e L l O n I t ._*
Those subtitles are cool af. I agree with those who suggest playing Blue Shift at least once. I remember liking the stories of this one and Opposing Force too. Liked, subbed, and notifications on this one. (hint)
Play as Barney Calhoun.
No scene where you let Freeman into the facility.
8:14 Gman again ? oh yeah the guy that kidnap most of the protagonist in the mods and make them become his bitches
"Escape from area 99"
That was before it's time.
Only Jolly can end up at 2 health in the most head-crab filled vents in the entire series.