Oblivion NPC My son Ben will come and do you

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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
  • You can't park there mate
    #memes #morrowind #skyrim

Комментарии • 173

  • @gamerguy6990
    @gamerguy6990 2 месяца назад +200

    Mums gonna get Ben in trouble with the lord.

  • @princess7jasmine
    @princess7jasmine 2 месяца назад +153

    Honestly, as far as crazy Karens go, this lady was really polite and never even raised her voice in the video.

    • @sleepysartorialist
      @sleepysartorialist 2 месяца назад +5

      Almost makes it creepier

    • @commandconquer5338
      @commandconquer5338 2 месяца назад +7

      that's exactly what shows she is crazy

    • @hankskorpio5857
      @hankskorpio5857 2 месяца назад +8

      Its because shes English... lmao
      I wouldn't call this Karen behavior, i agree. This actually seems likely a relatively common altercation in their culture. They arent quite above nonsense and yet what chaos does occur is subdued and conveyed with almost soothing clarity.

    • @metaldoji
      @metaldoji 2 месяца назад +2

      because she's british

    • @gustavgnoettgen
      @gustavgnoettgen 2 месяца назад +4

      Except when she said "DO" 😅

  • @gp.5989
    @gp.5989 2 месяца назад +149

    Moon sugar is a hell of a drug.

    • @matthewrileymcleanwilkinson
      @matthewrileymcleanwilkinson 2 месяца назад

      Moon sugar and public parking are only reserved for Khajiits and Catholics.

    • @danteshollowedgrounds
      @danteshollowedgrounds 2 месяца назад +2

      Sounds deadly... Get me some Skooma instead, it puts me right to sleep.

  • @bobcabbit6343
    @bobcabbit6343 2 месяца назад +181

    It's all fun and games until Ben comes out, and you hear boss music. Then the health bar appears, and you see Ben, the Catholic Doer of Lollygaggers.

    • @DennisMoore664
      @DennisMoore664 2 месяца назад +22

      "Why are you laughing at me mum? You can't park there without a permit 'cause you aint no holy person! RIGHT ... I'll do you for that!" Ben shouts and advances towards your car.

    • @Ben-jl2rh
      @Ben-jl2rh 2 месяца назад +9

      I'm here...

    • @bobcabbit6343
      @bobcabbit6343 2 месяца назад +8

      @Ben-jl2rh oh God, he has arrived! RUN AWAY!!

    • @Ben-jl2rh
      @Ben-jl2rh 2 месяца назад +14

      @@bobcabbit6343 I'll show you how we do it Catholic style!

    • @bobcabbit6343
      @bobcabbit6343 2 месяца назад +5

      @@Ben-jl2rh oh lawdy!

  • @brosephbroman7564
    @brosephbroman7564 2 месяца назад +119

    "Because yew are not a holy person."
    *proceeds to cast judgement*

    • @facelessman9224
      @facelessman9224 13 дней назад

      She's maxed out her judgement spell. Unfortunately her opponent had immunity to judgement.

  • @Ben-jl2rh
    @Ben-jl2rh 2 месяца назад +76

    Hello I'm Ben, im catholic and im gonna do you.

  • @bmak3979
    @bmak3979 2 месяца назад +75

    By the nines, those Bretons have been munching on too many sweet rolls, They've gone mad!

  • @Arimmus
    @Arimmus 2 месяца назад +66

    Does Ben Kick ass for the lord? That is all I hear now.

    • @Ben-jl2rh
      @Ben-jl2rh 2 месяца назад +5

      Yes I do

    • @wadesheckles5420
      @wadesheckles5420 2 месяца назад +10

      Sir Ben Dover has come to do me, lord be praised!

    • @kyle9401
      @kyle9401 2 месяца назад

      No he licks ass for the Lord

  • @user-lx3od2kf4k
    @user-lx3od2kf4k Месяц назад +14

    I live close to that Church. Father Ben is the priest, he done lots of lads there

  • @slowbro1337
    @slowbro1337 2 месяца назад +60

    I want to see the mythical Ben

    • @Ben-jl2rh
      @Ben-jl2rh 2 месяца назад +13

      I'm here and I'm gonna do you

  • @gb9884
    @gb9884 2 месяца назад +29

    My son Ben will be very "cross."

  • @FlamRackett
    @FlamRackett 2 месяца назад +20

    That bible story of Jesus going nuts and trashing that market was actually because someone had parked without a permit.

  • @DennisMoore664
    @DennisMoore664 2 месяца назад +49

    Classic! The "why are you laughing at me" every time she says her catholic son is going to do him. Her obliviousness to what she's saying is delightfully wonderful. It's always nice when a really silly video drops when you're having a lousy day.

  • @peregrination3643
    @peregrination3643 2 месяца назад +25

    I need a part two! We need to meet Ben and listen to the main character laugh more. That was indeed a very Oblivion-esque conversation.

  • @brighterphantom4530
    @brighterphantom4530 2 месяца назад +62

    Ben's gonna do me. Maybe after, we'll cuddle. 🥰

  • @SolidSnnake
    @SolidSnnake 2 месяца назад +150

    did he get done? are they married?

    • @Ben-jl2rh
      @Ben-jl2rh 2 месяца назад +20

      Yes, and i can prove it

    • @imaghost2961
      @imaghost2961 2 месяца назад +13

      @@Ben-jl2rhThe fact that your name is Ben, is so fricking funny. 😂

    • @skipskip7737
      @skipskip7737 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@Ben-jl2rh did you do him?

  • @lordravicus4023
    @lordravicus4023 2 месяца назад +36

    Ben's gonna Fus Ro Do you bro

  • @revenant6872
    @revenant6872 2 месяца назад +17

    Angry Mrs. Dover will get her son BEN to do the car park man.

    • @ilari90
      @ilari90 Месяц назад

      see what you did there

  • @thewhizbang
    @thewhizbang 28 дней назад +5

    How in this day and age could you not know what you are saying when you say “do you” god this is so amazing and hilarious it’s actually wholesome.

  • @GarkKahn
    @GarkKahn 2 месяца назад +17

    From the creators of the importance of commas we proudly present to you... the importance of verbs

  • @JohnTorrington-ut4ev
    @JohnTorrington-ut4ev 2 месяца назад +11

    I knew someone with a mom like Ben... He spent most of the time calming her down and telling everyone to ignore her.

  • @Dosko
    @Dosko 2 месяца назад +22

    I wish Ben would do me.

  • @ilikethiskindatube
    @ilikethiskindatube 2 месяца назад +9

    NO PARKING IN FRONT OF THE SHRINE OF TALOS.
    Go park in the cloud district instead.

  • @guitaoist
    @guitaoist 2 месяца назад +17

    My names Ben and I can confirm i did him

  • @dmomintz
    @dmomintz 2 месяца назад +7

    He should have asked if Ben, the Catholic, would first take him out to a nice steak dinner at the very least.

  • @THEfogVAULT
    @THEfogVAULT 2 месяца назад +13

    Ben is the lord's messenger, and the message is doing it.

  • @tombass1363
    @tombass1363 2 месяца назад +34

    Ben - "mum please, I'm not gay!"

  • @gow2ilove
    @gow2ilove 2 месяца назад +10

    Honestly this is funniest thing ever, I'm in stitches

  • @TheVixenSkunk
    @TheVixenSkunk 2 месяца назад +29

    Wrong panel at the end though

  • @williamcooper2368
    @williamcooper2368 2 месяца назад +7

    Ok GO get BEN. So he can DO ME

  • @Dara-up1pt
    @Dara-up1pt 2 месяца назад +44

    Bretons

    • @sebastiancoar1991
      @sebastiancoar1991 2 месяца назад

      Funny, I always thought Bretons lived up in the Pacific North west... If that's the case, does that make New Jersian's dark elves? 🤔😂

  • @ConservativeSatanist666
    @ConservativeSatanist666 2 месяца назад +8

    "My Catholic son is going to do you if you don't move.. "
    I have to admit if that doesn't sound dodgy I don't know what does lol😂

  • @mikerotch8375
    @mikerotch8375 2 месяца назад +6

    But ma'am, I'm not a choir boy.

  • @Mushr88mBreW
    @Mushr88mBreW 2 месяца назад +12

    Does no one respect Daedric Holy sites of worship anymore? 🤔

  • @KungFuIsland
    @KungFuIsland 2 месяца назад +4

    Ben then comes out...in more ways than one

  • @skipskip7737
    @skipskip7737 Месяц назад +5

    All fun and games until Ben comes and do him

  • @nerfman6s2ndacc
    @nerfman6s2ndacc 2 месяца назад +3

    Dont threaten me with a good time

  • @theonlycatonice
    @theonlycatonice 2 месяца назад +5

    Her son comes out and he can no longer rest because enemies are nearby

  • @o0TraceuR0o
    @o0TraceuR0o 2 месяца назад +8

    Ben is a greater crusader than Pelinal Whitestrake except he does random people so maybe not

  • @testerpt5
    @testerpt5 2 месяца назад +19

    In a plot twist the driver did Ben and the vicar and came inside

    • @asahearts1
      @asahearts1 2 месяца назад +5

      I usually have to pay extra for that.

  • @gubzs
    @gubzs 2 месяца назад +3

    Ben? As in Ben Ja Min?
    Oh this guy is done.

  • @lawrencefrost9063
    @lawrencefrost9063 2 месяца назад +15

    Ben doing you can mean two things. But either one seems inappropriate for a holy place.

  • @BobArctor
    @BobArctor 2 месяца назад +7

    "Why don't men live as long as women?"

  • @ChadOfAllChads
    @ChadOfAllChads 28 дней назад +1

    Thats official punishment. Her son ben comes out and will do you.

  • @ChikoWhat
    @ChikoWhat 2 месяца назад +3

    the laugh is just perfect haha

  • @Paskyboo
    @Paskyboo 2 месяца назад +6

    Holy Place of Skooma

  • @cwerddude
    @cwerddude 16 дней назад +1

    "you can't park here"
    "why?"
    "my son ben is catholic and is gonna do you"

  • @daviddavidson2357
    @daviddavidson2357 11 дней назад +1

    He might not have a parking permit, but I bet she doesn't have a pimping permit for her son.

  • @conorvaughan9870
    @conorvaughan9870 2 месяца назад +3

    ben shalt do thou

  • @nobafan7515
    @nobafan7515 2 месяца назад +6

    Pov: her son is gay.

  • @internetduck1520
    @internetduck1520 Месяц назад +2

    The British ones are always the funniest

  • @billmurray4206
    @billmurray4206 2 месяца назад +2

    She tryin’ to save u money m8; her son Ben writes the tickets 😂

  • @fboyg91
    @fboyg91 2 месяца назад +1

    jeans tucked into cowboy boots in England. Now I've seen everything.

  • @wirezts
    @wirezts 12 дней назад +1

    Watch at 0.25x if you want to really understand how pointless this entire conversation is

  • @ogpayne
    @ogpayne 7 дней назад

    Ben's last name is Dover and he is going to do you like a medieval inquisition.

  • @samuelbanya
    @samuelbanya 7 дней назад

    Sounds like the "But you're swimming in the bin mate" guy's older brother lollll

  • @danteshollowedgrounds
    @danteshollowedgrounds 2 месяца назад +1

    Bless the dude breaking up and dying in the background from laughter because that was me the entire time... Sick but laughed like a newborn fetus.

  • @MrCurlz
    @MrCurlz 2 месяца назад +5

    I mean, english is not my native language but isn't "do someone" sounds more like something... uuh... intimate?

    • @TechnicolorMammoth
      @TechnicolorMammoth 2 месяца назад

      Yeah this Karen was “threatening” the guy in the car with having her son come have sex with him. 😂😂😂 Completely oblivious to what she was really saying.

  • @Namkify
    @Namkify 2 месяца назад +2

    The cuts to the nhs throughout the empire since the great war have been devastating for the individual provinces

  • @miguelvelez2927
    @miguelvelez2927 2 месяца назад +3

    I really want to see Ben.

  • @sunmuse8782
    @sunmuse8782 Месяц назад +1

    Эта женщина предрекала вторжение войск Дэйдра в Кватч.

  • @pistophchristoph7377
    @pistophchristoph7377 2 месяца назад +4

    Careful now! A lot of Breton culture still takes after the wood elves, if you know what I mean.

    • @imaghost2961
      @imaghost2961 2 месяца назад

      I actually don’t lol. Please explain because I’m genuinely curious. 😆

    • @DolphinPain
      @DolphinPain 16 дней назад

      ​@@imaghost2961cannibalism

  • @MrUrbanbogan
    @MrUrbanbogan 2 месяца назад +2

    By the nines its you and your going to DO me lol she need to lay off the skooma

  • @richdespiseus6243
    @richdespiseus6243 17 дней назад

    So many people have no business being anywhere near religion - it's beyond them.

  • @KiljiArslan
    @KiljiArslan 18 дней назад

    Do not dare get in front of the priesthood of Talos.

  • @tylerpreston6695
    @tylerpreston6695 21 день назад

    My son Ben REALLY loves people who illegally park. He's been very lonely lately....

  • @DBswag_
    @DBswag_ 24 дня назад

    Plot Twist, he was parked on a Double Yellow 😱

  • @Viper194
    @Viper194 2 месяца назад +2

    What did this have to do with a "Redguard"? I don't even know why I bothered looking at this channel's content again....

    • @MyTwoPence
      @MyTwoPence  2 месяца назад

      The guy recording is a Redguard

    • @Viper194
      @Viper194 2 месяца назад

      @@MyTwoPence He sure don't sound like it, but I appreciate your reply. I will continue to view your content.

  • @Hagg-o-tron
    @Hagg-o-tron Месяц назад

    I want one of two outcomes...
    Ben skips out and screams at his mother "that's not what i meant about doing boys mama! I've got my hands full already with the choir boys"
    Slow rumbling of the firmament, the stone entrance of the holy shrine is ripped asunder....As Ben.... 7 foot tall and jacked to the gills. In full chainmail and Damascus forged breastplate, dragging the ancient blood stained sword of Antioch behind him emerges... "I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED BY BLOOD AND THE ETERNAL AND INDIVISIBLE TO.... DO YOU..."

  • @sonnydee4944
    @sonnydee4944 Месяц назад

    I better not park next to church anymore Ben going do me 😝

  • @jimmyjack5019
    @jimmyjack5019 13 дней назад

    Oh please dear sir, did you, I pray, did you stick around long enough to speak with her son Ben??? Oh please dear sir, please say that you did!!!!

  • @KingOfChaos213
    @KingOfChaos213 18 дней назад

    Turns out Ben is the new Pope! 😱

  • @benjaminmesa1089
    @benjaminmesa1089 15 дней назад

    I am Ben, I am a good catholic, and I am required by the Lord and mum to do you. Amen.

  • @xshadionytpx7891
    @xshadionytpx7891 Месяц назад

    i wonder if ben ever saw this

  • @FMMProductions
    @FMMProductions Месяц назад

    ‘Ben? Who’s Ben?’
    ‘My Son! Ben! Duhh!’ 😉

  • @donbay1220
    @donbay1220 2 месяца назад +3

    Hilarious

  • @Chris_Ireland
    @Chris_Ireland 13 дней назад

    I was really hoping to see Ben 😢

  • @woodwyrm
    @woodwyrm 7 дней назад

    That sounded better in her head tbf

  • @filip36365
    @filip36365 Месяц назад

    These karens gotta chill whole side hes on is empty plenty of spots

  • @vileplume111
    @vileplume111 Месяц назад

    The new topic is a very nice touch lol

  • @Dupertron-lo9pz
    @Dupertron-lo9pz 17 дней назад

    Ben is 4.5ft and 14yrs old

  • @dannygolightly865
    @dannygolightly865 Месяц назад

    is Ben the Priest? surely the driver is too old for him to "do him"?

  • @officegossip
    @officegossip Месяц назад

    What she doesn’t know is that its a risk many of us are willing to take.

  • @chincemagnet
    @chincemagnet 22 дня назад

    Ben, the Catholic Priest, is going to do this man. At least Ben is doing men, wait how old are you sir? 😂

  • @cokeheadbenny
    @cokeheadbenny Месяц назад

    B like a Bow and arrow e like guy sitting in a car n like putting a parking ticket on your window *does you*

  • @magicmanticore3536
    @magicmanticore3536 2 месяца назад

    “You’re saying this is a holy place, then your saying your son Ben is going to come out and do me”
    “Yeah, my son’s a catholic”
    Ma’am, he sounds a bit old for your son if he is a catholic priest.

  • @russianvictory1
    @russianvictory1 Месяц назад

    She saying her son will come out and bum him… usual priest stuff 😂😂😂

  • @AndreMosley-g3j
    @AndreMosley-g3j 11 дней назад +1

    If you ever come to Texas I owe you both a beer on me. I was really having a bad day so I got on RUclips and I came across your video and man I'm going to tell you that was so hilarious I don't know why I laughed so loud and so hard but you guys made my day so if you do come to Texas I owe you both a beer if you don't come to Texas I guess I'm going to come over there and I'm going to do you

    • @MyTwoPence
      @MyTwoPence  11 дней назад +1

      Thank you bro 🙏I hope you're feeling better now. I appreciate that you've got some laugher out of the video. It makes it worth while making these memes. I definitely would love to go to Texas! Aka the cool part of America 🇺🇸

    • @AndreMosley-g3j
      @AndreMosley-g3j 11 дней назад

      @@MyTwoPence my name is Andre and when you arrive here type in brilliant Minds production academy and it will take you to my office quick question did Ben come out and do you 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mobilemworks
    @mobilemworks Месяц назад

    Hilarious! .. don't think she ever got it :D

  • @alexrodgers9247
    @alexrodgers9247 Месяц назад

    It’s been over a month…has he come yet?😉

  • @xuechuanmi5345
    @xuechuanmi5345 Месяц назад

    Came from Chinese Bilibili, this is pure gold

  • @rootbeer4888
    @rootbeer4888 2 месяца назад +1

    awww i wanted to see ben do em.

  • @Anonym-bq9zr
    @Anonym-bq9zr 26 дней назад

    Please! @Ben-jl2rh do me. 😭😭😭😭 Im not moving my car.

  • @leonald723
    @leonald723 2 месяца назад

    Really wanna see the boss battle scene with 'Ben the holy son ' :(

  • @but_iWantedTo_speakGerman
    @but_iWantedTo_speakGerman 2 месяца назад +1

    We need more karens, good on her, auslaender raus!

  • @BLOODSHO7
    @BLOODSHO7 2 месяца назад +1

    Love a good fake karen video

  • @AlexRoseGames
    @AlexRoseGames 2 месяца назад +1

    that's some funny shit

  • @impofstpete727
    @impofstpete727 2 месяца назад

    These comments are gold.

  • @ULTRAOutdoorsman
    @ULTRAOutdoorsman 2 месяца назад +1

    So uh the sign just applies to that side of the street (and probably only like a couple of spots) right?

  • @StrykezMan09
    @StrykezMan09 Месяц назад

    So did Big Ben make an appearance or not?