@@lilsmoke3003and the tank is the lock too sometimes. his programming doesn't allow him to leave the gate unlocked so the tank is replacing the lock. There's no lock but he must close the gate. Lock is tank.
@@diegodelacruzanaya537 true. But thats definitely not an irish accent. Thats a norf accent. Northern england. They almost sound like scotts sometimes but still with an unmistakable british element.
@@skateboardingjesus4006 maybe by videogame logic, a real propane container is rated for hundreds of psi, and even then, how is it going to ignite? if it did crack open youd be more worried about frostbite, from the gas decompressing.
Come to Dublin City centre, where some of our chemically inclined citizens specialise in poorly pronounced, but bespoke nasal linguistics. Nyerrraaarsk meee foooookkin aaarse.
@@zaehehe So you've seen the heroin limbo dance? Asleep on their feet, knees bending slowly, as their wasted arse gets progressively closer to the ground?
@@skateboardingjesus4006 Of course. I don't live in Dublin now, but everytime at night, i at least see one or more crackhead somewhere in the city. Then if you're nearing the train station, you'll meet two kinds of people, again the crackhead, or the rebelious little "gang" children. Probably the funniest experience yet, well this was years ago per say, but an old bloke, i'd say he was about 40-50, give or take, shit you not man, bloke had a beer belly, no top on, pair of jocks on, talking to himself, like you said "asleep on their feet".
Quest added: The "smackhead" looks inebriated from a concoction of Skooma & moon sugar provided by that dodgy guy in Bravil. Maybe I should hang around to see what transpires before confronting him.
I just came back again to watch this again hahaha best start of my days now hahaha FOOKIN ELLL!!!! LMFAOOOO DENTRYYY, SHOW YA FACE MAN!!! THIS VOICE CAMERA MAN IS DOING IS MESSING ME UP! 😂🤣😂🤣😂 ☠️☠️☠️
Where are you! Then you just hear a whistle or camera guy talking like the guard just pure gold and got his sneaking up too legit play my friend you did well!
the fact , that the creator of the vid even changed the color of the stealth crossair when the guy looked straight into the camera....the amount of detail that is put on thiese vids makes me smile every time
Some people are addicted to skooma, I’m currently addicted to these types of vids and click every time. Last year it was wojak vids. I will return to wojak once I have exhaust the NPC vids. It’s a vicious cycle.
I did this in London me and my work pal. Was having lunch in the van some crack heads was at the top. Of the road we kept shouting and he kept coming back haha
I've always disapproved of filming in vertical mode, but in this video I realized it does have an advantage. It allows there to be a tighter focus. Would this video really be better if you could see two blank brick walls to either side of the action?
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The fact he carefully puts the tank back to close it every time makes it even more oblivion like lol.
It is the door stop/alarm it is habitual for him to do.
The fact that he goes through all that trouble to remove it and put it back, but doesn't think to just install a door-handle..
@@ehrgeiz5649 Are you The Peter?
Clearly a programed root.
Easy glitch to quickly grind out levels in sneak.
Meh, I don't want to invest into whistling too heavily.. :/
This comment made my day
nostalgia
*Stack dimes on the w key points char into wall and comes back later*
Lol. Yes yes.
"Where R Ye?"
"Show jur face!"
"Well fook... must have been the wind!"
LMFAO
shit, that last one got me
There's something so wholesome about how he politely closes the gate and puts the tank back into place every time he comes back through the gate
He probably puts the toilet seat down too.
He doesn’t know how to lock the gate so he puts the tank against it.
@@lilsmoke3003 the lock is broken
@@Pxhyre the lock is the tank.
@@lilsmoke3003and the tank is the lock too sometimes. his programming doesn't allow him to leave the gate unlocked so the tank is replacing the lock. There's no lock but he must close the gate. Lock is tank.
Ngl the "WHERE R YEH" dude is a good friend.... gullible but good.
No. He's being bribed with beef jerky. 1:11
They talk in a language not even known to any residents of Tamriel, nor any known planes of existence
@Jark Fiz They are not Irish
@@leod-sigefast that's what an irish would say
@@diegodelacruzanaya537 true. But thats definitely not an irish accent. Thats a norf accent. Northern england. They almost sound like scotts sometimes but still with an unmistakable british element.
@Jark Fiz northern england. Definitely not irish. Scottish would be a closer answer but still not accurate.
@Jark Fiz irish 🤣🤣 ya killed it
This gatekeeper exploit should be fixed, I mean that dude is maxing out his sneak easily.
They’ve nerfed this zones gate due to cheaters like this.
Pretty effective looking gate lock there.
Its a trap if you kick in the door the propan tank would fall down making noise, and everyone knows noise is scary 🤣
(You cannot open this door , it is barred from the other side.)
The gap under the gate is wide enough for most smackheads to crawl under anyway!
Don't jest, that stuff is "DontpushToohard" in It's gaseous form.
The best anti-break-in solution proven in all the best working class establishments.
@@skateboardingjesus4006 maybe by videogame logic, a real propane container is rated for hundreds of psi, and even then, how is it going to ignite? if it did crack open youd be more worried about frostbite, from the gas decompressing.
The fact that he keeps searching for his friend tells me he cares.
He just wants some of his friends beef Jerky. 1:11
His*
@@TatoAV thanks
@@gizmo6746 I don't know if that's sarcasm, but still, I appreciate not being insulted just for correcting a spelling mistake
@Dallas DeGarso he got enough skooma in his System it seems... damn it skooma
Huge respect for actually editing the sneak eye when the NPC looks at you
And the "smackhead" character name in the corner when he walks in front of it
Thnx I was wondering bout those things..
What skooma does to a Breton.
Bretons aren't british their from France lol
@@jamesblack2624 Bretons aren't in France their in Tamriel, you N'wah
@@Bozzobec wtf are you talkin? Their from mexico taco taco
@@matiastapia1734 never heard about this Oblivion plan...
What is skooma never heard of that word (Canadian) is it another word for down? Heroine?
Can we all appritiate how wholesomely polite and naive this man is. He always answered and opened his door for him.
Must have his disposition on 100
Poor guy is still looking for his friend to this very day.
Where r ya
Damn, you just made me choke up. That’s so sad.
I like how you can see who is in front of the reticle when he gets close 😂😂 “smackhead”
It's the way the propane tank dropping sounds just like opening a sewer door in Oblivion for me
I love that thats a thing in this video, really adds to the atmosphere with the background music too!
Nothing makes me laugh more than the way he says "Entery"
bruh ive never heard something more incoherent in my life
intri
Spoken by Eric Cartman
I thought it was a real crackhead at first
dentree
Imagine if you "locked" the door behind him as he was looking outside
he'd restart from the checkpoint.
he'd glitch out through the wall in a lovely manner
I was actually expecting this to happen
This sounds like an average day on my street
Come to Brooklyn at night hahaha
Come to Dublin City centre,
where some of our chemically inclined citizens specialise in poorly pronounced, but bespoke nasal linguistics.
Nyerrraaarsk meee foooookkin aaarse.
@@skateboardingjesus4006 Oh god i know. Chaps be tweaking at bus stops and all, ahahaha. Perfect for oblivion music.
@@zaehehe So you've seen the heroin limbo dance? Asleep on their feet, knees bending slowly, as their wasted arse gets progressively closer to the ground?
@@skateboardingjesus4006 Of course. I don't live in Dublin now, but everytime at night, i at least see one or more crackhead somewhere in the city. Then if you're nearing the train station, you'll meet two kinds of people, again the crackhead, or the rebelious little "gang" children.
Probably the funniest experience yet, well this was years ago per say, but an old bloke, i'd say he was about 40-50, give or take, shit you not man, bloke had a beer belly, no top on, pair of jocks on, talking to himself, like you said "asleep on their feet".
*Task Completed*
Heavy Lifter: (Move the propane tank more then 3 times throughout your campaign)
He was definitely the kid that nobody wanted to play hide and seek with because he was just too good at hiding.
Also did crack
Khajit skooma addict searching for Masser and Secunda during the void nights, 4E98 colourised.
Whoever filmed this in vertical but posted it in horizontal deserves a special place in hell
Well that would be the troll of course.
That's the point of this video. It's a troll
I love how when the guy walks through the cursor it shows his name as Smack head lmao
I almost spit my coffee out when he got enraged and yelled "fookin ell!"
WHERE... ARE YA!!!????
@@t.vampiro4800 *Laughs our quiet*
@@TheGhjgjgjgjgjg 1:11 Beef Jerky!!!
@@t.vampiro4800 lmfao!
Legend has it the diligent Skooma addict Greg is still politely but fruitlessly searching for his lost companion Peter to this day...
Oblivion-era engine
Legends-era gameplay
Adventures: Redguard-level writing
10/10 would trade Skooma again
Needs to lay off the ale, starting to hear things.
Must have been the wind...
Those damn rats!
God I hate how the sneaky person talks
That's how most junkies talk in the UK 😂
I think he's a goblin.
EEEEEE EEEEEE!
How da fuk does that mean Entry?
@@slothjohnson4724 reminds me of ciggy butt brain cartoon
@@TheGreenKnight500 Im from the UK can confirm this is a Goblin
It's not easy to make it in Bravil, but you certainly make it look that way.
this is one of the best british moments ive ever fucking seen im crying laughing
This video has 16 times the detail
Imagine living next to these two?
I kinda feel sorry for the skomma addicted fellow but this is pretty dam funny
The addition of the HUD is such a nice touch lmfao
This is how the queen talks when they turn the cameras off
I'''ve been looking for that clip for ages since I first saw it on Liveleak.
Some funny shit!
dang oblivion multiplayer looking real good
Who knew it was so easy to get your sneak up in UK council estates
Aye, jus' leave me in peace lad. Go on yer way
messing with smackheads is a forbidden joy of life
Their language is simply impeccable, unfortunately it seems they’ve decided to keep it all to themselves. A pity honestly.
He cares about his mate so much 😢
best Way to lvl speechcraft and sneaking at the same Time
Quest added:
The "smackhead" looks inebriated from a concoction of Skooma & moon sugar provided by that dodgy guy in Bravil.
Maybe I should hang around to see what transpires before confronting him.
Aww He just wants to see his friend
No he just wants the beef Jerky. 1:11
They are still playing hide and seek to this day.
When he first moved the tank, I thought he was looking for him behind it
The players lock picking skill wasn't high enough, so he had to use sneak to get past the guard and the gate.
This Is Definitely Oblivion Ai
Man when the sneak level increased...that was hilarious
AHHHAAAAHAHA when the sneak skill increased when you ducked behind the window frame, absolute genius work there my friend
That *laugh out quiet* I think you've just coined a new phrase mate , fookin'ell 😂
Legend has it that Greg is still looking for Peter
The way the cursor perfectly highlights "smackhead" is amazing
The player applied tactics he learned from metal gear solid here. He could have snuck past multiple times 🤣
I just came back again to watch this again hahaha best start of my days now hahaha FOOKIN ELLL!!!! LMFAOOOO DENTRYYY, SHOW YA FACE MAN!!! THIS VOICE CAMERA MAN IS DOING IS MESSING ME UP! 😂🤣😂🤣😂 ☠️☠️☠️
LMFAOOOOOOOO there’s a baby goblin behind the camera
They have their own little language
I haven’t laughed like this in a long time.
ngl he seems like a good friend
Where are you! Then you just hear a whistle or camera guy talking like the guard just pure gold and got his sneaking up too legit play my friend you did well!
the fact , that the creator of the vid even changed the color of the stealth crossair when the guy looked straight into the camera....the amount of detail that is put on thiese vids makes me smile every time
The animation is great in this game, but the AI seems in a loop🤣
i wonder what secrets lie behind the wall where the addict resides
this deserves so many more views, well done man
Thank you!
Such is life in the Waterfront District
As usual, the npc is the recorder.
So sad.. he was genuinely happy to see Peter.. maybe to get some loan money for smack.. but still... He was excited.. :( I wanted to see the reveal..
I've gone down a rabbit hole and watch so many of these...but THIS ONE..is by far my favorite. Well done.
Some people are addicted to skooma, I’m currently addicted to these types of vids and click every time. Last year it was wojak vids. I will return to wojak once I have exhaust the NPC vids. It’s a vicious cycle.
It’s like he’s recording a dream 😭😭
The way he puts the tank back perfectly every time - IN THE SAME RYTHM - is absolutely NPC like, might be the top 5 best Oblivion NPC videos.
I fuckin died when the sneak skill increased
I did this in London me and my work pal. Was having lunch in the van some crack heads was at the top. Of the road we kept shouting and he kept coming back haha
I cant stop watching this and it gets better every single time 😭🤣
Right
Every stoned person, waiting for their "out for delivery" Amazon package.
This is true. Only to find out that was an error and it’s still at the sorting station two states away.
IDK why this is the kind of content I consume. I mean how am I supposed to tell my coworkers what I do in my free time??!
It's more convincing when you don't look directly at the person recording
Made me laugh so much when it said smackhead the first time
It's just hilarious to me that instead of fixing a lock, they'd rather stick a chamber in front of it
With sneak that high, he should have leveled his pickpocket skill tbh
Subtitles say "on the streets" but he's really saying "in the entry" in his jolly olde English accent
When the centre corsair is on him and it say's smacked on the bottom right 🤣
My gut's hurting from laughing so damn hard 😂😂
Haha i love how they put all the details as if it was the real game😁
That's probably his dealer with more dope he cant seem to find, he just can't find him... Hahahaha haha
I want to see a 10 hour loop of this
The dude recording this sounds like if a fart could talk
The NPC's more concerned about Peter than a lot of parents are about their kids
The way he kept going to the same spot by the brick wall 😂😂
Never played oblivion but these are some of my favorite videos, wish he had an Aztec death whistle ffg or this one though
A very powerful invisibility potion...
the best thing is the guy running the animation of moving the tank every time he opens and closes the gate 😆
legends say he still in the entry
ROFL!!! Oh those sneaky Falmer and their broken language.
When he crosses the reticle and is labelled as “smackhead” every time makes me loose my shit LOL
*Garbled Skooma talk*
Translation: “Must have been my imagination.”
legend has it he's still looking to this day
He needs to get a patent on that security system…it is fookin genius…
This is serious one of the funniest videos of all time
Just imagine all the neighbors hearing him yell at where are you and they all just him and shit
I've always disapproved of filming in vertical mode, but in this video I realized it does have an advantage. It allows there to be a tighter focus. Would this video really be better if you could see two blank brick walls to either side of the action?