Calzone Recipe - How to Make a Calzone - Ham and Cheese Stuffed Pizza Bread

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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024

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  • @foodwishes
    @foodwishes  4 года назад +72

    Check out the recipe: www.allrecipes.com/Recipe/244557/Chef-Johns-Ham-and-Cheese-Calzones/

    • @skimbeeble8115
      @skimbeeble8115 4 года назад +1

      Thank you chef. You have my gratitude for this recipe

    • @MaZEEZaM
      @MaZEEZaM 3 года назад +1

      That would be great stuffed with curry meat or pasty filling.

    • @SS4Xani
      @SS4Xani Год назад

      @@MaZEEZaM OMG! YES! A spicy golden curry with carrots and potatoes! ^_^

  • @hayleyduff
    @hayleyduff 9 лет назад +753

    "a calzone can sense fear" hahahahhaahhaaha the shit he comes up with lmao

    • @jasperdiscovers
      @jasperdiscovers 9 лет назад +2

      Hayley Babin IKR, I came here to drop a comment about that but yours was already top :D

    • @Soloman_Gumball
      @Soloman_Gumball 9 лет назад

      Hayley Babin hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaa

    • @bootblacking
      @bootblacking 9 лет назад +5

      Hayley Babin Brownies can also sense fear, but they only want to make you feel better. The calzone, however, is vicious.

    • @CarlosGomez-hk2ke
      @CarlosGomez-hk2ke 9 лет назад

      ***** Indeed.

    • @stooge81
      @stooge81 9 лет назад +1

      ***** not to be outdone.....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, and.....HA!

  • @lisajusko932
    @lisajusko932 Год назад +18

    I just used your recipe to make the best calzones I ever had. I put tomato sauce, lots of ricotta, sauteed green peppers, meatballs, mozzarella cheese and parmesan cheese. This is now my favorite recipe of all time! Thank you chef.

  • @douglasanderson1415
    @douglasanderson1415 8 лет назад +120

    I lived in Germany for 28 years and we had a wonderful Italian restaurant in our town and they made the best calzone. The restaurant was called Toni's and he and his mom, dad, brothers and sisters made the best Italian food imaginable. Those were the days.

    • @Sim_Pole
      @Sim_Pole 5 лет назад +5

      Thanks for sharing your sweet memories, Douglas.

    • @hopoff9968
      @hopoff9968 5 лет назад +1

      What happened to the restaurant?

    • @alesin1992
      @alesin1992 2 года назад +1

      @@hopoff9968 Food purists burned it down. It all began with a single phrase.
      "As an Italian..."
      It escalated from there.

  • @CalumOMG
    @CalumOMG 5 лет назад +897

    I feel like im on a rollercoaster with the way he talks

    • @ivonakovacevic1747
      @ivonakovacevic1747 4 года назад +8

      Hhaha that is so funny 😂

    • @marshingo5262
      @marshingo5262 4 года назад +40

      @@lorimiami thats the best part about his channel tho

    • @gbm6882
      @gbm6882 4 года назад +11

      man’s making chord progressions

    • @lorimiami
      @lorimiami 4 года назад +2

      @@frgwyn3760 blaaaaaaaaaa

    • @lorimiami
      @lorimiami 4 года назад +1

      @@Tushii I know that wasnt nice. I do like his cooking.

  • @jacobt8200
    @jacobt8200 4 года назад +259

    Everyone laughs at “a calzone can sense fear” but no one noticed “you are the alcapone of the calzone” :(

    • @paulwagner688
      @paulwagner688 4 года назад +9

      You are after all the Team Rocket of your homemade hot pocket

    • @matrixphijr
      @matrixphijr 4 года назад +2

      Or "High-way to the... Calzone zone."

    • @SobridMusic
      @SobridMusic 3 года назад +2

      literally everybody noticed it

    • @Eledaraumar
      @Eledaraumar 3 года назад

      @@SobridMusic Noticed what?

  • @cglan
    @cglan 9 лет назад +1305

    Chef John I have been watching your videos for a long time and you really have set the standard for cooking videos. You deserve way more credit!

    • @foodwishes
      @foodwishes  9 лет назад +169

      cglan Agreed! ;)

    • @UbiquitouslyOpinionatedMe
      @UbiquitouslyOpinionatedMe 9 лет назад +3

      Food Wishes lol

    • @rhettlover1
      @rhettlover1 9 лет назад +1

      ***** Have you seen "Hannibal"? :D

    • @zamby8662
      @zamby8662 8 лет назад +5

      chef john cena!!!

    • @bintwang
      @bintwang 8 лет назад +3

      chef john. I challange you to make Baozi. a chinese "calzone" made by steam!

  • @pageup213
    @pageup213 8 лет назад +1263

    I really need to stop watching these video's in the middle of the night, when I don't have the ingredients and/or expertise to make the delectable delights I am watching being created. Borderline masochistic tbh.

    • @macyyyyyyyyyyy
      @macyyyyyyyyyyy 8 лет назад +15

      I do the same exact thing haha

    • @Diabolus1978
      @Diabolus1978 8 лет назад +16

      same here. but I can cook. but I'm to lazy to do it in the middle of the night lol

    • @Diabolus1978
      @Diabolus1978 8 лет назад +1

      same here. but I can cook. but I'm to lazy to do it in the middle of the night lol

    • @Diabolus1978
      @Diabolus1978 8 лет назад

      same here. but I can cook. but I'm to lazy to do it in the middle of the night lol

    • @Sasu123456789x1
      @Sasu123456789x1 7 лет назад +5

      you ain't the only one 😂

  • @Johnny-ty1dg
    @Johnny-ty1dg 8 лет назад +10

    Dear Chef John. I am 42 years old and my life has been filled with nothing but calzone failure and disappointment. That is until I watched this video today!. I cranked out 10 nearly perfect calzones this afternoon thanks to you. You also helped me with perfect polenta a while back. Thanks so much for your help!

  • @patriciabajcer8930
    @patriciabajcer8930 4 года назад +6

    ‘Which reminds me. .use some parchment paper’. . .after the calzone has Cooked. . .can I love this guy any more?
    I hope Missus Chef John appreciates this dude.

  • @spindleforceengraving750
    @spindleforceengraving750 7 лет назад +199

    "if you eat pizza with a fork, you should be put in jail." Hahaha 😂😂😂😂

    • @ahistoryfanatic5683
      @ahistoryfanatic5683 4 года назад +5

      reminds me of a story from second grade
      my cafeteria was serving pizza and i automatically grabbed a fork, but then the fork's useless because it's, you know, pizza, but i decided to give it a use because uhhh and then some teacher came up to me and scolded me
      no one else remembers that

    • @oddarnetjelta9568
      @oddarnetjelta9568 4 года назад

      What about knife and fork for a chokolat bar??

    • @chickentail7108
      @chickentail7108 4 года назад +4

      Odd Arne Tjelta what’s wrong with that? I don’t like getting my hands dirty.

    • @RamaNarayanan15_garud
      @RamaNarayanan15_garud 4 года назад +2

      if it's chicago style, it's fine.

    • @Lerrinus
      @Lerrinus 4 года назад +1

      @@chickentail7108 I'm glad it's not just me!

  • @BlueMistake
    @BlueMistake 9 лет назад +167

    Ben Wyatt's gonna love this.

    • @isabellehasproblems
      @isabellehasproblems 9 лет назад +5

      THANK YOU FOR COMMENTING THIS

    • @lilybowen5005
      @lilybowen5005 9 лет назад +10

      I WAS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO COMMENT THIS THANK YOU

    • @ShifT818
      @ShifT818 9 лет назад +1

      god damnit I thought I was going to be the first

    • @michaelphillips8960
      @michaelphillips8960 7 лет назад +7

      He even got that Calzone-zone line in there

    • @glimithf3858
      @glimithf3858 7 лет назад +2

      Let's hope these don't betray him.

  • @Firtanz7M
    @Firtanz7M 9 лет назад +843

    "If you use a fork for pizza you should be put in jail!" LOL 😂

    • @MinisterEvil
      @MinisterEvil 9 лет назад +14

      Martin Moesel Same goes for tacos, burgers, soups, burritos, stromboli, and ice cream (yes, I've met weirdos who feel the need to use fork and knife for those foods).

    • @Firtanz7M
      @Firtanz7M 9 лет назад +12

      minister6evil ***** And ice cream?? What the hell? LOL

    • @MinisterEvil
      @MinisterEvil 9 лет назад

      ***** Like I said: I've met weirdos who feel the need to use fork and knife with soups... or are you one of those weirdos and thus your comment meant to disagree that soup should be a jailable offense?

    • @UhDUUUHlol
      @UhDUUUHlol 9 лет назад +33

      Eating pizza/calzone with a fork and knife is fine, lol. And a lot less messy :)

    • @BoredErica
      @BoredErica 9 лет назад +10

      I used a spoon once. It was glorious.

  • @TheMucky88
    @TheMucky88 9 лет назад +10

    I love you, Chef John. You're my spirit animal.

  • @isweartofuckinggod
    @isweartofuckinggod 4 года назад +12

    Hey, I just want to say thank you. It's this video right here, as well as my experience following it, that really inspired me to go from someone with a passive interest in cooking to someone who is constantly trying new recipes, challenging myself, and even making up new novel recipes of my own. This video, as well as your other videos, really helped me realize a new and very rewarding passion of mine, and for that I need to thank you.

  • @lifenote1725
    @lifenote1725 5 лет назад +309

    Why do you sound like you're about to say "but wait, there's more!"

  • @xElMery
    @xElMery 9 лет назад +337

    Food wishes: making you hungry at 3 am since the beginning of time

  • @ewhite3746
    @ewhite3746 9 лет назад +1695

    YOU CALL YOURSELF A CALZONE EXPERT AND THEN YOU USE A ROLLING PIN ON THE DOUGH!?!
    i'm just kidding, i had cereal for dinner tonight :(

  • @honeyxoxo_9631
    @honeyxoxo_9631 9 лет назад +26

    Your voice is very relaxing I often come here to just hear it when I'm mad lol

  • @jamesfleming1155
    @jamesfleming1155 6 лет назад +54

    Finally! Now I can open my "Low-Cal Calzone Zone"

    • @starman3533
      @starman3533 4 года назад +1

      Hahahaa

    • @aname5565
      @aname5565 3 года назад +5

      I CLICKED FOR PARKS AND REC JOKES AND YOUR THE ONLY ONE SO THANK YOU

  • @tammi67able
    @tammi67able 7 лет назад +19

    He cracks me up, I'm going to make this, I like Chef John , his sense of humor, his food recipes and his videos.

    • @lsedanolg
      @lsedanolg 6 лет назад +1

      tamia11 falanna I just looked up how to make a calzone, found this video, subbed... I can say I'm not disappointed lol

  • @SunSchrody
    @SunSchrody 8 лет назад +415

    "A calzone can sense fear." I died.

  • @georgea.567
    @georgea.567 9 лет назад +103

    Jesus it's 3 am chef John

    • @georgea.567
      @georgea.567 9 лет назад +21

      This confirms it chef John is a Vampire

    • @augustasister6615
      @augustasister6615 7 лет назад +1

      George A. he does love cayenne pepper...and doesn't seem to like garlic.

    • @babs307
      @babs307 6 лет назад

      Please don't use my savior's name in vain. Thanks

  • @buggld
    @buggld 9 лет назад +48

    Ben Wyatt would be all OVER this recipe.

  • @davidsnyder4362
    @davidsnyder4362 3 года назад +1

    I am a confessed calzone lover, got hooked on'em the first time I visited NYC in 1968.
    A Sauce on the Side restaurant recently opened in my home town and I really enjoy their calzone. Thank you for the recipe, can't waite to try my hand at it.

  • @samborlon
    @samborlon 4 года назад +58

    He's not kidding you kids. I once served 2 years in an Italian prison for eating pizza with a knife an a fork.

  • @ShifT818
    @ShifT818 9 лет назад +82

    Ben Wyatt probably loves this video.

  • @whatareyoudoingyouidiot342
    @whatareyoudoingyouidiot342 8 лет назад +28

    "just a light dusting of parmesan.." covered with more white stuff than Mt. Rainier..

  • @DavidBIGdArruda
    @DavidBIGdArruda 9 лет назад +45

    "Lana... LANA... LANAAAAAAA!"
    "WHAAAAAAT?!"
    "Calzone Zone."
    My food wish:
    Homemade Nutella. :D

    • @CologneCarter
      @CologneCarter 9 лет назад +5

      ***** Just as a fun fact, the ratios are different from country to country, which makes for a different consistency and a slightly different taste, according to people's preference. What every recipe has in common though is the overwhelming amount of sugar and fat with surprisingly small amounts of nuts and cocoa.

    • @marleireid5987
      @marleireid5987 9 лет назад +3

      Archer!!!

    • @derboki88
      @derboki88 7 лет назад +1

      You gotta love Archer!

    • @HopperJimenez
      @HopperJimenez 7 лет назад

      I knew it! I knew that someone had to write a comment about Archer

    • @sqeet7392
      @sqeet7392 3 года назад

      ~danger zone~

  • @captainjohn7833
    @captainjohn7833 3 года назад +1

    Fantastico ! I can't wait till dinner tonight !
    Which reminds me. I just discovered a most excellent breakfast. A huge hunk of Chocolate Fudge cake ! With a can of Reddy Whip on the side for individual bite dobbing. A great addition to that first morning cup of coffee!
    ☕😂...

  • @2chinsofficial828
    @2chinsofficial828 5 лет назад +4

    ''Calzone can sense fear''. I relate to that statement on a spiritual level.

  • @laeeqahmed1980
    @laeeqahmed1980 8 лет назад +412

    calzone can sense fear.

  • @hayleyduff
    @hayleyduff 9 лет назад +68

    i'm wondering if chef john talks like this in person ? it just seems to come too natural for it to be part of his online persona ..

    • @ChiefPO10490
      @ChiefPO10490 9 лет назад +14

      Hayley Babin Nah. If you watch his older videos he much more monotone. He's definitely changing his inflections and such to be more interesting and lively.

    • @ciell1878
      @ciell1878 9 лет назад +4

      Hayley Babin He could and he could not. I know some people talk differently when they talk about their passion. Like my husband is pretty meh most of the time but when talks about his MTG cards, he becomes a freaking little kid

    • @jus4funtim
      @jus4funtim 9 лет назад +8

      Yuki Onna That should give you a clue as to how he feels about you.

    • @heartSLB
      @heartSLB 9 лет назад

      ***** cruel

    • @jus4funtim
      @jus4funtim 9 лет назад +1

      heartSLB No, Reality.

  • @enderw.9145
    @enderw.9145 8 лет назад +239

    Ben Wyatt would love this 😂

    • @Rawr98
      @Rawr98 7 лет назад +21

      Ender W. the low cal calzone zone!!!

    • @brentonbarrong8569
      @brentonbarrong8569 7 лет назад +1

      Ender W. omg yes

    • @ennbee2051
      @ennbee2051 6 лет назад +1

      Ender W.
      You mean Mr(!-Because you annoyed me) Bray Wyatt? Have some respect, peasant!

    • @frgwyn3760
      @frgwyn3760 4 года назад

      Ender W. Who’s that.

  • @humanscales1492
    @humanscales1492 4 года назад

    I used this recipe. It is probably the best food I have ever taste. Thank you.

  • @fw1421
    @fw1421 4 года назад

    When I lived in Beverly Massachusetts(Just north of Boston) there was a little Pizza place that made the best Calzones. I liked their Teriyaki calzone....it was sooooo good. I haven’t had one since 1998 when I moved to Fort Worth. There was sooo much great Italian food there,and sea food!😋😋😋

  • @Michael_Lederman
    @Michael_Lederman 8 лет назад +26

    Chef John I just found your videos (about a half hour ago) and already I see you're going to make me a slave to the kitchen, however I shall be creating some of the things I ate way back when in NY and loving it. So thank you. Now get yourself a tv show and let me DVR you (that sounds dirtier than I meant it to sorry).

    • @amyhansen6318
      @amyhansen6318 5 лет назад +1

      Michael Lederman or you will be like the rest of us and note that his food looks delicious. Decide that you are going to make that. Realize all you have is cereal and suffer.

  • @AlleyBetwixt
    @AlleyBetwixt 9 лет назад +42

    Calzones can totally sense fear. I usually make mine about twice the size of this and filled with sauce/veggies instead of cheese/meat. That sucker gets unwieldy. I've had moments of hesitation during the transfer in which the calzone tore itself apart to punish my doubt. Never again! Calzone vigilance!

  • @Wonko15
    @Wonko15 8 лет назад +29

    without a doubt my favorite narrator to this day!!!

    • @Vlad599x
      @Vlad599x 6 лет назад +5

      Gilbert Bishop He does that thing with his voice where it the vocal pitch starts lower and rises and is on a loop. Idk it's a little hard to listen too

  • @raedwulf61
    @raedwulf61 6 лет назад

    Looks excellent. Will try. I once bought a calzone from a little pizza shop in Wading River on Long Island. It was magnificent.

  • @mariavignonivargas9191
    @mariavignonivargas9191 5 лет назад +11

    Chef John, AKA Chef Cayenne, I confess that I occasionally use a fork for pizza...😂

  • @xleannex5526
    @xleannex5526 7 лет назад +46

    man ! i panicked towards the end, thinking he wasnt gonna cut into it, so we could see what it looked like ahahha. he did...phewwwww

  • @Jessicanana89
    @Jessicanana89 9 лет назад +7

    I saw this requested int he comments the other day. I am SOOOO happy you actually made it!

  • @Philipos6
    @Philipos6 8 лет назад +10

    Made it yesterday, looked and tasted fantastic! Thanks!

  • @QueridaWendy
    @QueridaWendy 6 лет назад +1

    "Do not hesitate--a calzone can sense fear." Brilliant stuff!

  • @mseikeh
    @mseikeh 4 года назад +1

    "A calzone can sense your fear", Chef John ... You'r the best...

  • @SuperCastilloe
    @SuperCastilloe 7 лет назад +19

    😂 The Al Capone of your Calzone lol!!! John you videos and recipes are awesome and always make me hungry 😋

  • @Moliminous
    @Moliminous 7 лет назад +339

    Oh god it looks great!!! But... I burned cereal last week

  • @vgullotta
    @vgullotta 7 лет назад +16

    I made a few of these last night for the family. Came out amazing! Thanks =)

    • @BriLoveMusic
      @BriLoveMusic 7 лет назад

      Vinny Gullotta
      Nice! I tried them too, but mine came out soggy on the bottom. What did you use for the filling, if I may ask?

    • @vgullotta
      @vgullotta 7 лет назад +3

      pepperoni and peppers in one, one was ham and pineapple, and one was pepperoni, peppers, ham, olives, and pineapple.

    • @BriLoveMusic
      @BriLoveMusic 7 лет назад

      Vinny Gullotta
      Wow! Sounds delicious! :) I'll give them another go and hope for the best. Thanks.

    • @vgullotta
      @vgullotta 7 лет назад

      good luck =)

  • @gigibaddeley6901
    @gigibaddeley6901 5 лет назад +1

    Your enthusiasm is contagious

  • @arit8009
    @arit8009 6 лет назад +2

    Chef john, you've inspired me to cook more and try new things, and I really appreciate that. I really enjoy watching your videos.

  • @jonathanrobertson3406
    @jonathanrobertson3406 6 лет назад +52

    "A calzone can sense fear." I know the good chef was joking and all, trying to inspire confidence while also getting a laugh out of you, but I'm typing with one arm and only three fingers attached to the remaining arm. Calzones are like Pit Bulls. Everyone apologizes for them until they are missing appendages. I rue the day.

  • @bibib.1960
    @bibib.1960 8 лет назад +14

    I really like how the lilt of his voice is always sounding upward. Awesome recipe and even greater narrator! Subscribed!

    • @TheVideoVolcano
      @TheVideoVolcano 4 года назад +4

      you must be crazy.

    • @seanmcdonald5859
      @seanmcdonald5859 4 года назад +3

      Im the opposite . . . .i find his vocal stresses . . . . . distracting and discordant, so much so that i cant bring myself to subscribe. No doubt he is good at what he does but i find myself unable to endure an entire video.

    • @CityStick
      @CityStick 4 года назад +2

      Are you on drugs?!? I HATE his voice. So annoying.

    • @stevecarter8810
      @stevecarter8810 4 года назад

      It's a way of keeping the videos exclusive

  • @StefanoCocomazzi93
    @StefanoCocomazzi93 8 лет назад +7

    You can add Mushrooms for extra taste.
    And "Calzone" literally means "pants".
    Buon Appetito, from Italy

  • @Alan-to2te
    @Alan-to2te 3 года назад +2

    CHEF I’m Italian but when I was young Calzones were DEEP FRIED, my dad would take us to the San Gennaro feast in Ney York, and that’s where I had my first calzone, I was 8 years old, I am now 63 and I still deep fry them, when the family gets together.... P.S. NO HOLES IN THEM WHEN YOU DEEP FRY.....Fry one , you will never bake them again..... ENJOY........

  • @genericusername1365
    @genericusername1365 4 года назад +2

    It's totally true that "Calzone" means "Hot Pocket" in Italian. If you study the origins of the word "Calzone", in Italian its origins stem from two parts of what became Italy. "Cal" originally meant 'heat' in southern Italy and parts of Sicily, while "zone" meant 'bag' in Northern Italy and a very small part of Switzerland and an even smaller part of Korea, but only in the winter time. So "Heat Bag" has a pragmatic definition of "Hot Pocket". Everything I just said is absolutely true.

    • @sahej6939
      @sahej6939 Год назад

      savory pie variations are delicious, pot pies or hot pockets or calzones 😌

  • @TrenTonStackZ
    @TrenTonStackZ 9 лет назад +16

    Is there such thing as a Calzone that's perfectly warm on the outside and NOT boiling lava hot in the inside?

  • @IronMan3582
    @IronMan3582 Год назад +3

    “A calzone can sense fear.”
    I just shot Coke out of my nose

  • @bolmeinheign
    @bolmeinheign 8 лет назад +64

    ice bear learnt cooking from chef john

    • @hailiniallapanna
      @hailiniallapanna 7 лет назад +1

      er mer another one. :) yesh

    • @predatorx1425
      @predatorx1425 6 лет назад

      I searched this beacuse of the dance reason 😂😂😂

  • @rogercollins3
    @rogercollins3 6 лет назад

    Just wanted to say thank you. I made this last night and it was off the hook good. Took me back to my childhood when I had this at a local true Italian shop. So simple and so good.

  • @Carmel86Tae
    @Carmel86Tae 5 лет назад

    This is a reminder: It is not beneficial for anyone to watch his videos in the middle of the night while chewing on air. It is best to watch it WHILE YOURE AT THE STORE picking up the ingredients. You’re welcome. 😂 Love this chef!

  • @elisa5345
    @elisa5345 7 лет назад +15

    Since I'm Italian, your pronunciation of "calzone" cracked me up

  • @RGxBlaze
    @RGxBlaze 9 лет назад +13

    Ben Wyatt would be proud

  • @BadBeastBarbecue
    @BadBeastBarbecue 9 лет назад +31

    Food Wishes Chef John, this was awesome. I love calzone and I love BBQ. I will have to make one filled with pulled pork or pulled chicken. This was great.

    • @LangFitness
      @LangFitness 6 лет назад +3

      Bad Beast Barbecue
      That would be an empanada.

  • @mamas_quilts3573
    @mamas_quilts3573 4 года назад

    A calzone can sense fear 😅 I bet your wife has a great sense of humor, too! This looks SO good!!

  • @evie-annaa808
    @evie-annaa808 2 года назад

    I love how happy he sounds to be cooking

  • @jourdancallahan5144
    @jourdancallahan5144 8 лет назад +142

    A calzone can sense fear lol

  • @johnnycupofcoffee
    @johnnycupofcoffee 5 лет назад +8

    Laughed out loud about the smoke detector joke...I disabled mine a long time ago!

  • @AiyaaaJenny
    @AiyaaaJenny 9 лет назад +6

    I would have totally made this, if I was not on a diet :c
    I made the Lasagna from you recipe, it was so good, I can imagine this too!

    • @hyperion191
      @hyperion191 9 лет назад

      Im also feeling the pain!! :( diets are good but evil at the same time.

    • @XzzVttll
      @XzzVttll 9 лет назад

      Jenny Feng enjoy the life, fack the diet

    • @XzzVttll
      @XzzVttll 9 лет назад

      i am fat an i enjoy life. and i am not that stupid to get under influence of society like you

    • @AiyaaaJenny
      @AiyaaaJenny 9 лет назад

      lalos
      I am not really fat, I just want to be healthier and control my eating portions, specially when I have a eating disorder, I am trying to regulate it.
      *****
      After the diet, we are so doing this Calzone lol. The melting cheese is to die for! :D
      Yuki Onna
      Well said girl, diet doesn't always mean losing weight. Which clearly some people don't understand that. c:

    • @hdihiiehei
      @hdihiiehei 8 лет назад

      +Jenny Feng but you dont have to be in a diet WTF?you're thin

  • @carmenarjoon6729
    @carmenarjoon6729 3 года назад

    Great recipe. Love your sense of humor. " If you eat pizza with a fork, you should be put in jail", oh my goodness!.

  • @susieallen6601
    @susieallen6601 3 года назад

    I love the way you explain each detail and walk the viewer through each step...great tutorial

  • @rrraerenee
    @rrraerenee 9 лет назад +7

    You're the Ben Wyatt of your calzone!

  • @EvelineUK
    @EvelineUK 9 лет назад +6

    Calzone: the pizza version of a Cornish pasty.

  • @Cranies
    @Cranies 9 лет назад +385

    "Calzones are pointless. They're just pizza that's harder to eat. No one likes them. Good day, sir." -Leslie Knope 2011

    • @BoboButYouCanCallMeTom
      @BoboButYouCanCallMeTom 9 лет назад +15

      Cooler Beans i like them m8 there alot softer than pizza

    • @Cranies
      @Cranies 9 лет назад +24

      the gaming guy tom They're okay. I'm just quoting a person from a TV show called Parks and Recreation, where they look down upon a guy trying to enter a Pie making contest by submitting a Calzone.
      Hence the quotation marks and " -Leslie Knope 2011"

    • @soxnation1000
      @soxnation1000 9 лет назад +11

      I think calzones are easier to eat cuz they're surrounded by dough and the stuff inside is not going to drop anywhere, like pizza toppings sometimes do. So there's that.

    • @ChauNyan
      @ChauNyan 9 лет назад +6

      I see it as an Italian attempt of dumplings, but instead of being soft, steamed, and small, it's the complete opposite.

    • @Cranies
      @Cranies 9 лет назад +9

      soxnation1000 Nope, the entire Parks and Recreation department of Pawnee Indiana, especially Councilwoman Leslie Barbara Knope will disagree with you.
      Again, I am just quoting a TV show.

  • @Kyle-fr7mx
    @Kyle-fr7mx 6 лет назад

    Best 8 minutes of my life.

  • @gracempembeni8
    @gracempembeni8 7 лет назад

    I just like how clear you explain every step.

  • @tombombadilofficial
    @tombombadilofficial 8 лет назад +68

    eating a boiled potato wgile watching this.

    • @bulgarionlion
      @bulgarionlion 8 лет назад +1

      +Tom Bombadil I'm eating plain bread.

    • @Noblemartel
      @Noblemartel 8 лет назад +3

      +Tom Bombadil the fact that you are tom bombadil saying this is hilarious to me.

    • @indi-go1868
      @indi-go1868 8 лет назад +1

      Hey dol! Merry dol!..

    • @Tonithenightowl
      @Tonithenightowl 8 лет назад +1

      Now I don't feel bad about eating sliced cucumbers lol However, I do know how to make Calzone and Stromboli and I tell you it's a curse lol :o)

    • @charliechuckles6494
      @charliechuckles6494 7 лет назад

      I too, read LotR

  • @saamalam2738
    @saamalam2738 7 лет назад +7

    I LOVE the way he varies his tone of voice!!😂👌

  • @spartan1010101
    @spartan1010101 8 лет назад +33

    I was waiting for Ben Wyatt to show up "ACALZOOONZA, or as you americans like to say; calzone."

    • @marcorodriguez719
      @marcorodriguez719 6 лет назад +2

      spartan1010101 YES APARKS AND REC. REFERENCE!!!!!!

  • @kyleem3728
    @kyleem3728 6 лет назад

    Sometimes I get sad for no reason so I binge watch your videos💜

  • @brianjackson3885
    @brianjackson3885 6 лет назад

    I know what im making for dinner ,after finding your channel ive been in the kitchen surprising the hell out my girl told me i better not ever be cooking for another woman unless im a chef at a restaurant lol

  • @Dakarn
    @Dakarn 6 лет назад +24

    Chef John...
    I haven't used smoke detectors in years. I use the tried and true method. I put the parents in the next room over, and wait for the coughs and screams of panic.

    • @daniellerussomanno188
      @daniellerussomanno188 6 лет назад

      Dakarn I needed this laugh today. Thank you.

    • @willferrel6896
      @willferrel6896 5 лет назад

      go find your own house, why would you let everyone know you live with your parents

    • @MilkyWhite1
      @MilkyWhite1 5 лет назад +2

      @@willferrel6896 Why would you assume he lives with his parents? How do you know his parents don't live with him?

    • @TheWarStoreMan
      @TheWarStoreMan 5 лет назад

      If he is directing the sleeping arrangements, I imagine his parents are living with him.

  • @taylorjacobs8607
    @taylorjacobs8607 7 лет назад +3

    My hunger has never been stronger.

  • @themeparkguy2525
    @themeparkguy2525 7 лет назад +5

    "Calzones can sense fear"
    -Chef John

  • @troylarkin2998
    @troylarkin2998 3 года назад

    Love your presentations. Should snap anyone out of a mild state of depression!

  • @latejanuary1832
    @latejanuary1832 4 года назад

    i want to watch more of this guys videos just because of the way he talks! 😃

  • @jollyjosh2616
    @jollyjosh2616 4 года назад +6

    I made some calzones, and my wife enjoyed them so much, that I may have to name a future child after you. If you catch my drift. Wink Wink

    • @frankkolton1780
      @frankkolton1780 4 года назад

      That's nothing, I named three rooms in my house after him.

  • @katalina125
    @katalina125 8 лет назад +9

    "A Calzone can sense fear" haha that souds so funny . Un Calzone puede sentir el miedo- jajajajajajaja UN calzón puede sentir el miedo jajajajajajajaja

  • @andrewforrest7767
    @andrewforrest7767 9 лет назад +32

    Chef John has interns?

  • @Neonhelmet
    @Neonhelmet 3 года назад

    Ye I watch this channel because I like food, but just as important I like humour.. And the humour here is on par with the food :)

  • @jh9875
    @jh9875 6 лет назад +1

    Ive learned a lot from videos like this, and also from channels like Gordon Ramsey and Alton Brown, but the main tip I’ve learned is that “a little” really means...
    “COVER THAT SHIT IN OIL AND CHEESE!!! ALL OVER A SHIT LOAD!!!”

  • @p00123456789
    @p00123456789 6 лет назад +88

    Everything he says sounds like a question

    • @wm1573
      @wm1573 3 года назад

      You're a failure

    • @wm1573
      @wm1573 3 года назад

      @simon Eds better than you, you peasant

  • @DutchessSarahJ
    @DutchessSarahJ 9 лет назад +10

    The smoke alarms in my apartment are hooked up to the electricity. Yep, no battery's needed. 😒

    • @Cantetinza17
      @Cantetinza17 9 лет назад +4

      DutchessSarahJ Dang that must be so annoying.

    • @NeoAkira101
      @NeoAkira101 9 лет назад +1

      DutchessSarahJ Easy solution. Take a piece of saran wrap and a rubber band and secure it around the smoke alarm when you cook.

    • @Cantetinza17
      @Cantetinza17 9 лет назад

      NeoAkira101
      Now that's a good idea!

  • @stevenmqcueen7576
    @stevenmqcueen7576 3 года назад +6

    “A calzone can sense fear.”
    Hilarious.

  • @ngjoko
    @ngjoko 7 лет назад

    he sounds really charming and clear. very easy to understand

  • @christinenash1
    @christinenash1 4 года назад

    My husband loves calzone! Thank you!!!The sauce is Great! 👍 😊 simmering now ... 🥘 will enjoy it with a nice glass of wine 🍷 to tonight.

  • @syn010110
    @syn010110 9 лет назад +9

    I shall replace the ham with bacon. :D

  • @niklasdasding
    @niklasdasding 9 лет назад +7

    No tomato sauce inside the calzone?
    Here in our pizzerias Calzone has the same fillings as pizzas have toppings. And also i imagine it to be either to dry or to cheesy without some balance from the tomatoes

    • @knocknockify
      @knocknockify 9 лет назад +8

      I think the tomatoes would come from the marinara dipping sauce

    • @michaelo.1320
      @michaelo.1320 9 лет назад +4

      +MyOpinion IsTheTruth Thats called a Stromboli

  • @BullrockMcHammergeil
    @BullrockMcHammergeil 9 лет назад +5

    Ben Wyatt approves.

  • @yathatjusthappened.590
    @yathatjusthappened.590 5 лет назад

    Awesome video! Not a lot of unnecessary talk or instructions. Loved the humor. Best Calzone video I have seen.