Grace Randolph: The Tism Strikes Back! | EFAP Supercut

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  • Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2024

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  • @EFAPHighlights
    @EFAPHighlights  3 месяца назад +769

    "tHrEe HoUr LoNg HiGhLiGhT"

  • @Indigo_Gaming
    @Indigo_Gaming 3 месяца назад +458

    Grace being the first and only Fresh rating on Borderlands' RT is so much funnier than anything in that film.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 3 месяца назад +8

      YEEZUS 0_o

    • @Horvath_Gabor
      @Horvath_Gabor 3 месяца назад +29

      Used to be. Now there are four more. But she was still the first.

    • @NicTheGreek1979
      @NicTheGreek1979 3 месяца назад

      She's the Human manifestation of upside down world...

  • @Stiigmata
    @Stiigmata 3 месяца назад +177

    Grace Randolph's layout is like when you turn off ad-block

    • @jasencee3884
      @jasencee3884 3 месяца назад +9

      LOL!

    • @JTFIghter6969
      @JTFIghter6969 3 месяца назад +11

      It’s like visiting a porn site on your phone where you’re vulnerable to all their fucking ads.

    • @samueldawkins
      @samueldawkins 3 месяца назад

      Ad block has a mobile browser app fyi​@@JTFIghter6969

    • @minion3806
      @minion3806 3 месяца назад +12

      Never have I heard a more fitting description of anything

    • @Bob-Jenkins
      @Bob-Jenkins 3 месяца назад +2

      In 2004.⚠️

  • @stanleyharno4534
    @stanleyharno4534 3 месяца назад +352

    Ah, Grace Randolph, my favourite random word generator.

    • @luisrizo8813
      @luisrizo8813 3 месяца назад +23

      'Soooo...'

    • @Jasper_Silva
      @Jasper_Silva 3 месяца назад +29

      Nah, a random word generator would make sense accidentally on occasion.

    • @therealfakecaptain7978
      @therealfakecaptain7978 3 месяца назад +10

      That would be Cinema Roberto.

    • @aldunlop4622
      @aldunlop4622 3 месяца назад +6

      Ah, but she's a recognised "Critic" on RT so she must be special. Riiight?

    • @dontbeorbeevil
      @dontbeorbeevil 3 месяца назад +2

      What about sound choice?

  • @jamessullivan9048
    @jamessullivan9048 3 месяца назад +328

    Wolf's thumbnails for Grace Randolph remind me of a quote Rags said. "I'm not insulting them, I'm just stating a fact."

    • @charlesruteal9062
      @charlesruteal9062 3 месяца назад +34

      The exact quote is "I'm not insulting him, I'm just describing him." directed to captainmidnight. I only remember that bit because it's part of one of the best highlights (that isn't uploaded here), which is the Brilliant sponsor segment.

    • @JiJ1511
      @JiJ1511 3 месяца назад +8

      Wolf's thumbnail game is just excellent. They don't need to be overly detailed or impressive, but they capture the highlight with the same perfection as Tonald with his meals.

  • @GregScholfield
    @GregScholfield 3 месяца назад +252

    It’s insidious how these highlight “cuts” keep getting longer… I will not be conned into becoming an EFAP regular viewer! You won’t trick me!

    • @leo-prime91
      @leo-prime91 3 месяца назад

      I was like you once...just give in to the fap.

    • @JohnSmith-zl1tr
      @JohnSmith-zl1tr 3 месяца назад +49

      It's too late, the fact that you're here means the Long already has you.

    • @samzilla567
      @samzilla567 3 месяца назад +26

      Dread it, run from it, the Longman always arrives.

    • @slendermurph
      @slendermurph 3 месяца назад +14

      The Longman will always get you. He just takes the long way round.

    • @afanofpeanuts7381
      @afanofpeanuts7381 3 месяца назад

      Exactly. MauLLLLeR. Edit down your fuck'n videos

  • @xel1673
    @xel1673 3 месяца назад +97

    Rags: If someone could clip that for me.
    MauLer: We can do that on RUclips now.
    Wolf: *puts it in a three and a half hour clip*

    • @insensitive919
      @insensitive919 3 месяца назад +4

      His mouse is overly sensitive. It's hard for him to make a short clip.🤷‍♂️

  • @Laxhoop
    @Laxhoop 3 месяца назад +97

    My aunt once told me “You know, it’s “Autism Speaks”, not “Autism Rants”, no one but you cares.”

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 3 месяца назад

      The sad irony is that the actually autistic people out there HATE Autism Speaks, because that organization is full of bull manure.

    • @Zero_2500
      @Zero_2500 3 месяца назад +1

      Sage advice

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 12 дней назад

      Ironically "Autism Speaks" actually DOESN'T speak for Autism/the autistic, and the organization is HATED by people on the spectrum because it's so horribly wrong about everything regarding Autism.

  • @HectorLopez0217
    @HectorLopez0217 3 месяца назад +104

    Grace Randolph is the quintessential cat lady/wine aunt that modern Dc and marvel tried to appeal to

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr 3 месяца назад +3

      haha i take it she doesnt have any kids?

    • @gothamlives4278
      @gothamlives4278 3 месяца назад

      And yet she's obsessed over John Cena's tightie whities 😂

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@DekkarJrHow could she ?

    • @BasementPepperoni
      @BasementPepperoni Месяц назад

      Yea, I had NO idea she wasn't just thirsty af but PARCHED.
      She must spend a small fortune on AA batteries, and her along with every other thirsty af middle aged woman is going to be the cause of the worst ecological disaster this planet has ever seen or heard of due to the endless amounts of used up fuel cells to power their adult "toys".

  • @doomfeast1102
    @doomfeast1102 3 месяца назад +49

    I cannot believe they spent three hours disparaging a female reviewer...
    And that I missed it live.

    • @Hazard1007
      @Hazard1007 3 месяца назад +7

      Ikr usually they do it for WAY longer

  • @2ndRodeo_Keziah
    @2ndRodeo_Keziah 3 месяца назад +59

    Rags’ sound “sounded like a spoon being thrown into a sink.”
    Spot-on.

  • @Gingerrhino
    @Gingerrhino 3 месяца назад +102

    Her voice is like sandpaper

    • @morganseppy5180
      @morganseppy5180 3 месяца назад +20

      For me, it's more like dragging a metal chair across the floor

    • @anthonykarnes6804
      @anthonykarnes6804 3 месяца назад +4

      A cracked hen

    • @Lauren007E
      @Lauren007E 3 месяца назад +6

      Nah, cause Sandpaper is useful

    • @the_absurd_hero
      @the_absurd_hero 3 месяца назад +8

      She sounds like a flock of seagulls to me

    • @KNinetales
      @KNinetales 3 месяца назад +3

      More like nails on chalkboard

  • @Shin_Mothra
    @Shin_Mothra 3 месяца назад +76

    Her hair looks like it's in 144p compared to the rest of her.

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 3 месяца назад +13

      Just checked her channel. Her hair has barely changed in 15 years. Is it a wig?

    • @kbg12ila
      @kbg12ila 3 месяца назад

      You know she has some crazy takes but she's still a person and making fun of her appearance is not really kind is it. I know from watching her channel enough that if she sees these comments it's actually going to hurt her...

    • @Shin_Mothra
      @Shin_Mothra 3 месяца назад +2

      @@kbg12ila She's a grown woman. She can take someone saying her hair is frizzy.

  • @TheBigHatLegion
    @TheBigHatLegion 3 месяца назад +87

    TIPPLES AND TISM,
    DON'T GIVE ME NO WHAT-ABOUTISM

    • @johnochiltree1170
      @johnochiltree1170 3 месяца назад +11

      The spiders foretold,
      I like rhino milk cold!

    • @RM_VFX
      @RM_VFX 3 месяца назад

      What about tism?

    • @SiriusSphynx
      @SiriusSphynx 3 месяца назад +4

      Don bless!
      My only joy in life!

  • @NoahSprague
    @NoahSprague 3 месяца назад +120

    I hate that she does look like matt Damon from team America 😅

    • @SiriusSphynx
      @SiriusSphynx 3 месяца назад +15

      * claps * Matt Damon!

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr 3 месяца назад +3

      @@SiriusSphynx MATT DAMON

  • @Nokaret
    @Nokaret 3 месяца назад +35

    I'm confused. They're talking about screen arrangement and chicken nuggets for an hour - why is there a picture of Grace Randolph in the background 🤔😆

    • @Bob-Jenkins
      @Bob-Jenkins 3 месяца назад +4

      For added indigestion and heartburn.

  • @HisNameWasCrazy
    @HisNameWasCrazy 3 месяца назад +56

    It's amazing that the video people were trying to get EFAP to cover was her Spoiler Review, not this one.
    They spent 3 and a half hours tearing it apart and this isn't even Grace Randolph's worst review of this film.

  • @ad-sd-vids5332
    @ad-sd-vids5332 3 месяца назад +74

    Just yesterday she posted the only positive review of borderlands and spent half the review talking about cate blanchett and how she reminds her of Joan Crawford

    • @nova_supreme8390
      @nova_supreme8390 3 месяца назад +10

      I don't know who either of those people are.

    • @ad-sd-vids5332
      @ad-sd-vids5332 3 месяца назад +15

      @@nova_supreme8390 cate blanchett is Lilith in the movie and Joan Crawford is a classic Hollywood actor, zoomer

    • @Jasper_Silva
      @Jasper_Silva 3 месяца назад +22

      @@nova_supreme8390 Go watch her Borderlands review, you'll learn about both those women and then be less informed about if the movie is good or not.

    • @RagingEggs
      @RagingEggs 3 месяца назад +10

      That sounds like a conversation you had with an elderly person at the home.

    • @tobeornottobe5611
      @tobeornottobe5611 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@nova_supreme8390How do you not know who Cate Blanchett is?

  • @jammyjamjars6995
    @jammyjamjars6995 3 месяца назад +57

    EFAP has really distorted my perception of what a highlight is, to the point I’m disappointed with other channels highlights 😂

    • @smd1876
      @smd1876 3 месяца назад +2

      I mean, 3 hours is a bit much

    • @joseluiscobianpampin184
      @joseluiscobianpampin184 3 месяца назад +2

      You're correct... But then again, it's Grace. It's really really hard to highlight this lady 😂😂😂

    • @TrailblazerProductionsLLC
      @TrailblazerProductionsLLC 3 месяца назад

      Technically, it is a highlight - of a very long and special episode.

    • @criticalcommenter
      @criticalcommenter 3 месяца назад +2

      If this is a highlight I can only imagine how boring the whole show would be. I'm 5 minutes in and it's incredibly dull

    • @MT-iw6sl
      @MT-iw6sl 3 месяца назад +2

      How the fuck does anyone watch this for 7-8 hours in one go. This could’ve been a heavily edited 40 min video and that would’ve been fine, instead we get a 3 hour highlight including every forced joke and random interruption to prove a point they’ll quickly forget because it’s hard to keep track of everything.

  • @reverbthevocal421
    @reverbthevocal421 3 месяца назад +61

    I saw Autism Speaks in the thumbnail and audibly went "oh no".

    • @szeltovivarsydroxan9944
      @szeltovivarsydroxan9944 3 месяца назад +16

      Somehow autism returned.

    • @IronHayden
      @IronHayden 3 месяца назад +3

      The same on my end. And then again after I saw how long the video is.

    • @harbingertheheretic3541
      @harbingertheheretic3541 3 месяца назад +1

      I heard that "oh no" in Jeremy Clarkson's voice.

    • @reverbthevocal421
      @reverbthevocal421 3 месяца назад +1

      @@harbingertheheretic3541 Is he autistic? That's the main reason I said "oh no", I'm autistic myself.

    • @theknightsofawesomeness2701
      @theknightsofawesomeness2701 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@reverbthevocal421 it is a quote from Top Gear

  • @The_Laughing_Cavalier
    @The_Laughing_Cavalier 3 месяца назад +38

    "Member Joan Crawford? Well, if you like her... watch 'Borderlands'!"
    - Grace Randolph

    • @lacolem1
      @lacolem1 3 месяца назад +14

      Just a bizarre “review”. 😂 Ain’t nobody going to see a movie just because Blanchett reminds her of an old movie star who wouldn’t have been caught dead in a movie like this

    • @Relugus
      @Relugus 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@lacolem1Crawford probably would have, given she was a mediocre actress.

  • @sognurT
    @sognurT 3 месяца назад +60

    6:35 this deserves it's own short 😂

  • @SUPREMELEGEND
    @SUPREMELEGEND 3 месяца назад +19

    Grace Randolph thought daemons vision when he touched the tree in the hotd s2 finale was him breaking the 4th wall and discovering he’s a character in a book.

  • @morganseppy5180
    @morganseppy5180 3 месяца назад +93

    29:00. "Grace's videos are so...pure emptiness that it's more entertaining to speculate on Roman numerals"
    Classic

  • @CanadaPlus
    @CanadaPlus 3 месяца назад +37

    I was gonna give a rotten tomato
    'Gasp'
    But to compromise I won't give it a tomato at all!
    And then everyone clapped.

  • @CMCAdvanced
    @CMCAdvanced 3 месяца назад +28

    Doesn't it fill everyone with joy knowing that Grace Randolph can vote?

    • @morganseppy5180
      @morganseppy5180 3 месяца назад +1

      She's one in a 150M unlike Rotten Tomatoes

    • @atomicdancer
      @atomicdancer 3 месяца назад

      She has the power of voting with tomatoes.
      But with great power, comes great responsibility.

    • @MrShadownetwork
      @MrShadownetwork 3 месяца назад +1

      Many women like her it not THAT surprising

    • @MrShadownetwork
      @MrShadownetwork 3 месяца назад

      Many women like her it not THAT surprising

  • @brucegottfred
    @brucegottfred 3 месяца назад +18

    Well, I'm a half hour in and they've covered six seconds...

  • @Haruspex528
    @Haruspex528 3 месяца назад +14

    I forgot about rags glitching out, absolutely floored me for a second time

  • @bumgarb42
    @bumgarb42 3 месяца назад +19

    1:30:04 The way she talks drives me away. I cannot put my finger on it but I swear there is a cartoon character that talks exactly like her. 😂

  • @RM_VFX
    @RM_VFX 3 месяца назад +14

    "Grace Randolph Supercut." Cut to 30 minutes of fast food digression. 😂

  • @jmartens759
    @jmartens759 3 месяца назад +15

    She's a character, right? No one actually talks the way she does.

  • @JohnW-sy1eo
    @JohnW-sy1eo 3 месяца назад +10

    41:16
    That's when they start on the topic at hand.

    • @callsignlobo4090
      @callsignlobo4090 29 дней назад +2

      Wish I would have seen this earlier, Thanks!

  • @swiftersunite
    @swiftersunite 3 месяца назад +7

    It’s like I just asked my nine year old niece for a movie review
    “I saw it in IMAX! :D “

  • @crocadillius6418
    @crocadillius6418 3 месяца назад +11

    Thank you wolf. Great work as always

  • @princeimrahil6557
    @princeimrahil6557 3 месяца назад +5

    We NEED more Grace Randolph. I want to hear Rags do his impressions again

  • @szeltovivarsydroxan9944
    @szeltovivarsydroxan9944 3 месяца назад +14

    40:57 when they start the Grace Randolph video.

    • @QuothTheRavenclaw11
      @QuothTheRavenclaw11 3 месяца назад +9

      I love EFap but holy shit.

    • @Joe45-91
      @Joe45-91 3 месяца назад +3

      Nobody comes here to hear her opinions, enjoy the tism-filled convo

  • @SleightlyPersonal
    @SleightlyPersonal 3 месяца назад +7

    I love that an EFAP highlight is longer than most films.

  • @ingrowsmith5148
    @ingrowsmith5148 3 месяца назад +33

    Ah yes Grace, our Lady of Lobotomy.

    • @Relugus
      @Relugus 3 месяца назад +2

      She's what HH Asquith would call "dithyrambic".

  • @SeanA099
    @SeanA099 3 месяца назад +4

    28:45. A kids show about math. Basically describes the PBS Kids show Cyberchase. Features the voices of Christopher Lloyd and Gilbert Gottfried. Kids get sucked into a computer and learn different math concepts every episode like fractions, negatives, and basic geometry. I really liked it as a kid and apparently it ran for like twenty years.

  • @Dr.Metalblood
    @Dr.Metalblood 3 месяца назад +14

    Grace really is an American treasure.

  • @Laxhoop
    @Laxhoop 3 месяца назад +9

    I would like to request a highlight of the NOOM discovery. I think it even came from the 150 saga, like this did.

  • @matthewmorin7016
    @matthewmorin7016 3 месяца назад +11

    Over 45 minutes into the video, and they have only gone over 5 seconds of Grace's video. WTF

    • @kyanitekat
      @kyanitekat 3 месяца назад +14

      Welcome to EFAP! 🥰

    • @Tree_-wp5zn
      @Tree_-wp5zn 3 месяца назад +1

      Ypu new here??

  • @admiraltonydawning3847
    @admiraltonydawning3847 3 месяца назад +18

    A reminder.
    Grace rated positively these pieces of media:
    - Morbius;
    - Acolyte, episodes 1-5;
    - Furiosa;
    - Wish;
    - Rebel Moon;
    - The Marvels;
    - The Flash;
    - Little Mermaid;
    - Glass Onion;
    - Black Panther;
    - Thor Love & Thunder;
    - Jurassic World Dominion;
    - Multiverse of Madness;
    - Eternals;
    - Shazam;
    - A Quiet Place.
    Grace rated negatively these pieces of media:
    - Godzilla -1;
    - The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare;
    - Oppenheimer;
    - Sonic 2.

    • @Relugus
      @Relugus 3 месяца назад

      Grace hates Multiverse of Madness, she bashes it constantly.

    • @reginlief1
      @reginlief1 3 месяца назад +1

      Look I love sonic 2 but it ain’t some sort of own if grace thinks it’s bad, I think a lot of normies would be the same.

    • @admiraltonydawning3847
      @admiraltonydawning3847 3 месяца назад

      @@Relugus Her rating of MoM on RT site is fresh. That's all i'm referring to.

    • @Zero_2500
      @Zero_2500 3 месяца назад

      I wish there were more reviewers with Grace’s attitude. She seems to at least be a good sport - unlike many many other RUclipsrs who can’t stand criticism.

    • @pleaseman
      @pleaseman 3 месяца назад

      ​@@Zero_2500Able to take criticism > Giving at least two shits
      Good to know

  • @GregSarabiaArt
    @GregSarabiaArt 3 месяца назад +2

    I’ve been following her channel for years just out of sheer curiosity. With such limited effort (time even?) that goes into her videos and streams, it’s mind blowing in this day and age of editors, production value….etc.

  • @potatoassassin9590
    @potatoassassin9590 3 месяца назад +8

    Hasan is aware of both chickens and chicken nuggets but is yet to make the connection.

  • @starvinmarvin2130
    @starvinmarvin2130 3 месяца назад +11

    06:40 😂😂the hell was that

  • @Gioven740
    @Gioven740 3 месяца назад +20

    Hi Wolf!

  • @Dave_L913
    @Dave_L913 3 месяца назад +4

    Amazing how little Grace Randolph is in the Grace Randolph supercut. Not that I blame them for scattering onto any other topic they can find; Grace is painful

  • @TheFyend
    @TheFyend 3 месяца назад +12

    Hmm Queen Shart didn't care for King Shark.

    • @sognurT
      @sognurT 3 месяца назад

      "Queen Shart is a shart"

  • @Blizz3112
    @Blizz3112 3 месяца назад +18

    Grace is literally insane...

    • @morganseppy5180
      @morganseppy5180 3 месяца назад

      I'd say "unhinged" like she's functional but still needs a few prescriptions

  • @highcaliburx3751
    @highcaliburx3751 3 месяца назад +3

    The highlight I’ve been waiting for!

  • @user-pm7pw1tl3t
    @user-pm7pw1tl3t 3 месяца назад +2

    The timing of this video...since she is the only one who likes the borderlands movie making it from 0 to 3 percent tells you everything you need to know about this robot

  • @GodlessLawman
    @GodlessLawman 3 месяца назад +3

    I forgot she treated her ratings like currency instead of opinions. Explains a lot…

  • @bigflippingboss
    @bigflippingboss 3 месяца назад +7

    WELL WELL WELL

  • @Kwistoweeish
    @Kwistoweeish 3 месяца назад +3

    This is ancient tism! I started the video halfway expecting more recent Grace tisms. Excellent rat either way!

  • @ItsGianotti
    @ItsGianotti 3 месяца назад +9

    Hi Wolf, love you, unfortunately I won't be able to watch this highlight otherwise I will actually die

  • @anthonysaylor8120
    @anthonysaylor8120 3 месяца назад +2

    Of course this woman was the one RT critic to give Borderlands a Fresh rating. Even pulling the "I don't know anything about the games" card.

  • @DlcEnergy
    @DlcEnergy 3 месяца назад +3

    29:00 Chat should've put "Ssssssoooooooooooooooo... When are you gonna play the videooooooooooooooo?"

  • @harbl99
    @harbl99 3 месяца назад +3

    Mauler, 19 minutes in: "We should listen to what she says."
    Naaaaaaaah.

  • @jfwrg3461
    @jfwrg3461 3 месяца назад +7

    I had the biggest crush on her when I was twelve back in 2008 😂

    • @luisrizo8813
      @luisrizo8813 3 месяца назад +4

      @@jfwrg3461 back when she was thicker?

  • @ODST_Parker
    @ODST_Parker 3 месяца назад +1

    It's amazing that I remember this like it was yesterday, and here we are about to hit #300.

  • @Stowbu
    @Stowbu 3 месяца назад +14

    She literally just be yapping

  • @davey3472
    @davey3472 3 месяца назад +6

    I've just started watching, I'm 20 minutes in, and i think after moving my mouse over the scroll at the bottom, that it takes around 40 minutes to move the video beyond the first freeze frame. lmao. and this is in no way an indictment of you guys, it just speaks volumes to the amount of content available. Well done my lady.

    • @davey3472
      @davey3472 3 месяца назад +1

      and now i know why. we digressed lmao

  • @ad-sd-vids5332
    @ad-sd-vids5332 3 месяца назад +3

    57:32 you’re in luck Jay, letterboxd does exactly that

  • @Cats-TM
    @Cats-TM 3 месяца назад +2

    I just realised…DasBoSchitt probably has the oldest channel out of everyone here. Channel created in 2006 but first video posted in 2008.

    • @Nokaret
      @Nokaret 3 месяца назад

      Yeah, BoSchitt is OG - reminds me that his Gmod Idiot Box is due for another rewatch 😄

  • @Karthig1987
    @Karthig1987 2 месяца назад +2

    Damn how old is this episode. So a highlight of a few years old movie?

    • @Karthig1987
      @Karthig1987 2 месяца назад

      Yup from 3 years ago

  • @MrBDB001
    @MrBDB001 3 месяца назад +1

    Watching this is like a raffle, the prise is the review but before the drawing of the winning ticket here are two hours of toast. Lol this is why I love EFAP.

  • @ProjectRedfoot
    @ProjectRedfoot 3 месяца назад +3

    A magical 3 hour moment

  • @AscendantStoic
    @AscendantStoic 3 месяца назад +2

    2:38:51 Did Grace not realize that's the ENTIRE FUCKING CONCEPT of The Suicide Squad, to take criminals and use them for suicide missions because they are expandable ... fucking hell.

    • @sab3redg333
      @sab3redg333 3 месяца назад

      Well at least tocksteady will have company on that confusion train

  • @TonyTama
    @TonyTama 3 месяца назад +11

    Ah the ONE person who gave Borderlands the movie a good review and also never played the games and yet... well the mario movie review should also just kinda tell you her capacity... pain...

    • @walleras
      @walleras 3 месяца назад

      So she liked it?

  • @GentleGiantJoe
    @GentleGiantJoe 3 месяца назад

    Fun fact. Even in torrential downpour, You'll still have perceptible vision of objects and shapes. Just not finer details up to several feet away. At most everything will just be wet and blurry, but you'd still see the whole group of the squad in even the heaviest rain.

  • @ChompDude
    @ChompDude 3 месяца назад +2

    No wonder I was confused on where the first Grace Randolph stream was. They made it through about six seconds of the video before they started talking about fast food, roman numerals and Hasan Piker with his nuggies!

  • @KirkulesTM
    @KirkulesTM 3 месяца назад +1

    I assume the only reason king shark is a villain in this universe, is because he is just too stupid to realize eating people is rude.

    • @KirkulesTM
      @KirkulesTM 3 месяца назад

      I could see a scene where rat catcher is trying to explain it in terms that he can understand.
      Rat catcher: well think about it this way, do you want to be eaten?
      King shark: NO!?! (Moment of realization) _GASP_

  • @jeremyreed4671
    @jeremyreed4671 3 месяца назад +2

    Grace sounds less like a film critic and more of a sad lonely spinster

  • @WontStopMeNow
    @WontStopMeNow 3 месяца назад +2

    I came here to hear about French fries and I was not disappointed.

  • @anthonyrichardson8556
    @anthonyrichardson8556 3 месяца назад +1

    Thank you for this

  • @UsernameInvalid48
    @UsernameInvalid48 Месяц назад

    Theres something strangely fascinating and enjoyable about watching who this crazy person's brain works

  • @JTFIghter6969
    @JTFIghter6969 3 месяца назад +1

    2:02:10 This is legitimately one of the fucking funniest things John has ever said. Holy shit 😂😂😂

  • @Crimsin19937
    @Crimsin19937 3 месяца назад +2

    How did Arby's curly fries not get mentioned in the fry debate?!

  • @HeyImRosko
    @HeyImRosko 3 месяца назад +1

    Open question to the Brood:
    Has there been any sign of Jay?
    Seems like he's been self-kicked for an awfully long time now...

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 3 месяца назад

      Left for "mental health." Someone said she's actually sick, but I dunno if that's true.

    • @HeyImRosko
      @HeyImRosko 3 месяца назад

      @@billjacobs521 I hope they're ok

  • @DrachonaTheWolf
    @DrachonaTheWolf 3 месяца назад

    On the rain thing: more often than not, rain comes from clouds. Heavy rain comes from thick, dark clouds (because that's how density works). So, the chances of it being blindingly white in heavy rain are really low for obvious reasons.

  • @Wyzai
    @Wyzai 3 месяца назад +1

    55:50 Part of the reason why I defend a system like Steam is because I find it works much better for reviews from the average person than a number. A critic should put thought into their rating and their rating should be complex as a result. The average viewer has 0 insight to offer because the put 0 thought into it. Thus I prefer them to just give a binary answer... and it seems like it works.
    I'm reading a lot of manga and the number scores for those are basically useless. My ratings are generally between 3 and 5 (I generally ignore art. If I was to include it, I would probably bump those scores up by 0 - 2) Average rating for things is between 6 and 10. I''ve seen stuff that has basically nothing happening except fights all day long and people rate it 8+ when my rating is 3/10 because the plot is bending over backwards to make it happen and there's nothing deep about the fights - it's just basic anime tropes.
    Also the fact that 6+ is the minmimum score for things that are just gore/porn with a coat of paint

  • @wishuponamonkeyspaw2458
    @wishuponamonkeyspaw2458 2 месяца назад

    As someone who likes his potatoes steamed, soft fries taste like actual potato _way_ more than the hard ones. Also, they suck up sauce. My local kebab place uses this great sauce on the meat, and some of it mixes with the fat and flows down into the soft fries underneath, it's downright sublime.
    But if we're talking finger food, hard fries all the way.

  • @EpicJasonX9000
    @EpicJasonX9000 3 месяца назад +1

    I dunno Rags, I think potato wedges are some of the best fries I’ve had. McCain’s used to be the best fries I’ve ever had which were called Dippin’ Wedges. They’re like potato wedges but split in the center. They’ve always cooked extremely well and we’re my most favorite fries ever made. But sadly, they were discontinued shortly after me and my family moved from Maryland to Texas back in 2021.

  • @arkhamwarden1205
    @arkhamwarden1205 3 месяца назад

    "Why would anyone say they're going to give something an unfair review"
    OC reviewing EFAP: Hold my Star Wars branded sippie cup

  • @snickeryyschnak1068
    @snickeryyschnak1068 3 месяца назад

    "The Rise of Skywalker" is the first video under this in my feed. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @WILLTY13
    @WILLTY13 3 месяца назад

    The best part of this highlight is seeing that she gave borderlands a positive score

  • @Rebelnutt
    @Rebelnutt 3 месяца назад +2

    0:52 BASED

  • @EndThusIAm
    @EndThusIAm 3 месяца назад +1

    1:22:05
    Roger Ebert also said Reign of Fire, an apocalypse movie, was humorless. I'm sorry, was it supposed to be?!

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 3 месяца назад +1

      I never got the love for Ebert. He had such an ego and it seemed like he never agreed with anyone, like he'd look at what other critics thought, what audiences thought, and give a different answer than each. Plus he had a tendency to just hate movies of certain genres or with certain elements and act like, well, obviously those are bad to everyone, despite those movies making money time and again. I guess he popularized movie criticism as entertainment itself and brought it ot the masses more, maybe, but as an actual critic, I don't think it's very good. Then he actually made a movie that had a ton of things he claimed to hate in it, which was bonkers as well.

  • @lachesis1541
    @lachesis1541 3 месяца назад +4

    Somehow it doesnt surprise me shes the only positive review on rotten tomatoes for borderlands. That review is also complete nonsense too

  • @NATESUCKSATGAMING
    @NATESUCKSATGAMING 3 месяца назад

    I understand why RUclips is seen as lesser than other platforms. The idea with other platforms is that the barrier to entry is someone else judging your product as worthy and putting it on their platform whereas RUclips there is no real barrier to entry so all things are valid. There aren't a lot of three second videos on Netflix of Mario head bobbing to 90s electronic beats.

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 3 месяца назад

      True, the barrier for entry is low, but the requirements to become a successful RUclipsr are fairly high. Hell, it seems to be harder to build a big channel than to be put in charge of a Marvel movie, these days.

  • @Joe45-91
    @Joe45-91 3 месяца назад +2

    Anniversary edging content 🤫😉 Ready for 300

  • @jea4860
    @jea4860 3 месяца назад

    A three hour supercut?! NOICE.

  • @OnexMan1350
    @OnexMan1350 3 месяца назад +1

    you all need to have a podcast all about food.

    • @EpicJasonX9000
      @EpicJasonX9000 3 месяца назад +2

      Especially if they all finally went to Trungo’s. 😁

  • @NintendanGX
    @NintendanGX 3 месяца назад

    On the topic of "you have to see it in cinemas for it to be a movie", I didn't see MY favourite movie in cinemas. I discovered Ninja Scroll via a second-hand DVD costing £1. Granted, that one did appear in cinemas at one point, but the vast majority of people who saw it in the west experienced it via DVD, Blu-ray or streaming.

  • @iHamsterGears
    @iHamsterGears 3 месяца назад

    I’d best describe Grace’s format as ‘Slap-dash’. Her opinions are also wild.

  • @thesultanofswing8706
    @thesultanofswing8706 3 месяца назад

    One of the best thumbnails I've ever seen.

  • @EpicJasonX9000
    @EpicJasonX9000 3 месяца назад +1

    I don’t think Jeffrey Dahmer cares about Grace.
    He had better tastes. 🤣

  • @NATESUCKSATGAMING
    @NATESUCKSATGAMING 3 месяца назад

    The reason Disney bought rotten tomatoes was so that they could make their movies look better than they are. They only need 100% of people to say the movie was not terrible in order to get a 100% perfect score

  • @BreakerMorant1980
    @BreakerMorant1980 3 месяца назад +2

    This woman is tedious and clearly self-absorbed. As a critic, she's not much; 😴 and as an entertainer, she's even less. 🚽

    • @criticalcommenter
      @criticalcommenter 3 месяца назад

      Couldn't be more tedious than this "highlight"