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  • @splitscreensgaming7278
    @splitscreensgaming7278 Месяц назад +708

    "I am twitting the tipples. Pray I do not twit them any further."
    - Darth Boogie's sith master

    • @YaRaginAye
      @YaRaginAye Месяц назад +43

      Twit them, twit them now...dew it.

    • @6vitamin
      @6vitamin Месяц назад +1

      HAHAA.
      • as most people, I was watching youtube on the can- but I think the burst of laughter mid-.... created a vacuum that forced air right through one end- and out the other.

    • @nuclearchezburgr3857
      @nuclearchezburgr3857 Месяц назад +26

      "This deal is getting worse all the time" - Wings of Redemption

    • @tjjordan4207
      @tjjordan4207 Месяц назад

      But we are praying that you twit them some more, while also shouting "Twitting my tipples!"

    • @ezragoldberg3132
      @ezragoldberg3132 20 дней назад +5

      Did you ever hear the Tipples of Darth Boogie the Wide? I thought not, it's not a story the Jedi would tell you

  • @geneangrypenguin5876
    @geneangrypenguin5876 Месяц назад +564

    "I ruined my life" -Boogie's only true statement.

    • @65firered
      @65firered Месяц назад +41

      "I not used to this level of scrutiny!" Funny, he's only honest when backed into a corner and farming for sympathy.

    • @geneangrypenguin5876
      @geneangrypenguin5876 Месяц назад +14

      @@65firered He's the Grand Intergalactic Inquisitor from the Venture Brothers. Just running around screaming "IGNORE ME"

    • @Ceyx000
      @Ceyx000 Месяц назад +11

      "Just assume I'm lying." - Boogie

    • @tjjordan4207
      @tjjordan4207 Месяц назад +1

      I sense zero lies in that statement. I wouldn't have even believed it if I didn't hear Boogie say it.

    • @daviddiggens8841
      @daviddiggens8841 Месяц назад

      ​@@65firereda lolcow "farming" for sympathy...
      🤔

  • @Ceyx000
    @Ceyx000 Месяц назад +399

    EP 1: The Phantom Cancer
    EP 2: Attack of the Groans
    EP 3: Revenge of the Width
    EP 4: A New Cope
    EP 5: The Internet Strikes Back
    EP 6: Retwidt of the Tipples

    • @manicmonochrome7098
      @manicmonochrome7098 Месяц назад +40

      I'm actually invested in this sequel trilogy.

    • @TheAlienmorph
      @TheAlienmorph Месяц назад +13

      And now we wait for the Sequel Trilogy, because Boogs is likely gonna get EVEN worse lmao

    • @ouchiegiverjr
      @ouchiegiverjr Месяц назад

      @@manicmonochrome7098yo there might be real stakes in this one fr

    • @the_absurd_hero
      @the_absurd_hero Месяц назад +83

      EP 7: The Cancer Awakens
      EP 8: The Last Mountain Dew
      EP 9: The Rise of Blood Pressure

    • @jjHunsecker
      @jjHunsecker Месяц назад +4

      I want all of you to write Episode X of a new sequel trilogy, you Magnificent Bastards. 🫡🏅🏅🏅

  • @roaringsteelmedia
    @roaringsteelmedia Месяц назад +414

    There once was a man from the south
    Who never could shut his big mouth
    Whether eating 'til dying
    Or grifting and lying
    It cost him his health and his wealth

    • @Ghostclad4664
      @Ghostclad4664 Месяц назад +42

      The ballad of Boggie2988

    • @andrewstefanac
      @andrewstefanac Месяц назад +18

      @@roaringsteelmedia thanks for not mentioning his girl from nantuket...

    • @roaringsteelmedia
      @roaringsteelmedia Месяц назад +57

      @@Ghostclad4664 My previous Boogie poem:
      His health was that of a cripple
      His bodyweight amounted to triple
      He lied and he schemed
      But his streams were all meme'd
      As he screamed and twitted his TIPPLES

    • @ViolentMessiah666
      @ViolentMessiah666 Месяц назад +17

      Boogie poems are the only thing that brings me joy in life

    • @Ghostclad4664
      @Ghostclad4664 Месяц назад +11

      @@roaringsteelmedia And he roared "SHE TWISTED MY TIPPLES"

  • @roboguard96
    @roboguard96 Месяц назад +255

    “Boogie2988 demonstrates that somehow he manages to carry a great deal of body weight while simultaneously completely lacking a spine”
    Damn wolf was angry when he wrote this

    • @Tiyev
      @Tiyev Месяц назад +30

      Don't know if he was angry, but he brought the heat, and cooked with that one.

    • @c-puff
      @c-puff Месяц назад +18

      He ain't wrong

    • @roboguard96
      @roboguard96 Месяц назад +8

      @@c-puff he has the moral consistency of a chocolate tea pot on the back of a motorbike doing 30MPH in a heatwave. 💯

    • @charmandyorton006
      @charmandyorton006 28 дней назад +4

      I just have a mental image of Boogie as a puddle, no bones.

    • @samg9765
      @samg9765 25 дней назад +1

      😊

  • @dougknapman7016
    @dougknapman7016 Месяц назад +179

    Twitting his own Tipples is the only thing that brings boogie joy in life.

  • @erco9167
    @erco9167 Месяц назад +188

    “It’s better to publicly threaten self-harm than fade away.” - Kurt Cobain

    • @Zaint
      @Zaint Месяц назад +14

      "That's why I say hey man, nice shot. What a good shot, man. " - Richard Patrick

    • @daviddiggens8841
      @daviddiggens8841 Месяц назад +5

      ​@@Zaintgreat song....
      Thematically unrelated
      I'm going to listen to some filter right now.
      Thanks for the unintended tip

  • @a_lost_one
    @a_lost_one Месяц назад +103

    *Wings thinking to himself:* "Just being in this guy's general vicinity makes me look SO much better..."

    • @Herr_Affe
      @Herr_Affe Месяц назад +20

      Him getting under Boogie's skin during this dumpster fire almost made a fan.

    • @Nokaret
      @Nokaret Месяц назад +15

      In comparison, it really does. Haven't seen much of him for ages, but the EFAP clips suggest that he mellowed out at least somewhat.

    • @PuntTheBean
      @PuntTheBean 26 дней назад

      Wings - *gives rational advice*
      Tipples - *GO FUCK YOURSELF, GOOOOOO FUCK YOURSELF”

    • @MrManueldx
      @MrManueldx 8 дней назад +1

      The whole boogie situation made wings look soooo much better in everyone's eyes (except for saturated content)

  • @a_lost_one
    @a_lost_one Месяц назад +296

    How to tell you've caught Boogie in a lie:
    His face contorts and he starts screaming/swearing like a tard.

    • @nick_ashley
      @nick_ashley Месяц назад +47

      When he opens his mouth

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 Месяц назад +22

      Classic cornered animal behaviour.

    • @nisonatic
      @nisonatic Месяц назад +21

      It's subtle, but it's a tell all the same.

    • @Dr.LightMarker5613
      @Dr.LightMarker5613 Месяц назад +6

      While also jigging like a bowl of jello in an earthquake, before setting right back down into lie mode 😂

    • @DoodleThis
      @DoodleThis 13 дней назад +2

      Can I just say, for a guy whose in “so much pain” he sure can move pretty good. I mean the last time I was in so much pain, I was bedridden and just the thought of moving made me feel pain but this guy….. he must be a real chanp

  • @jordishima
    @jordishima Месяц назад +120

    “I can’t fucking stand this”
    Boogie, you can barely fucking stand. It’s time to retire the figure of speech

  • @Tiltigo
    @Tiltigo Месяц назад +192

    Just imagine, you're an avid Boogie-viewer in his heyday, but one tragic day you get into an accident that puts you into a coma that lasts about 7 years, and as you finally get to sit down and watch your favorite wholesome internet-Mr Rogers, you see THIS.
    You'd probably think you're still in a coma.

    • @burgertime6372
      @burgertime6372 Месяц назад

      Why did people like him? Hes fat

    • @greatestscott6599
      @greatestscott6599 Месяц назад +22

      _Eyes-Wide Gut_

    • @ianhines2302
      @ianhines2302 26 дней назад +6

      Bro I used to be an actual watcher of his before he went insane

    • @DoodleThis
      @DoodleThis 13 дней назад

      @@ianhines2302May I ask why? I’m honestly just asking. I see nothing but insanity from this guy and I don’t know how he used to have fans.

    • @ianhines2302
      @ianhines2302 13 дней назад +2

      @@DoodleThis He used to be seen as a “wholesome” RUclipsr, talking about video games, mental health. Then he started live streaming and started saying insane shit

  • @MicahDarkFantasy
    @MicahDarkFantasy Месяц назад +135

    That whole stream was the most exercise Boogie has ever gotten. Also, him inventing the word “TIPPLES” and the way he said it was hilarious af.

    • @andrewstefanac
      @andrewstefanac Месяц назад +11

      @@MicahDarkFantasy his lovely lady lumps

    • @nmr7203
      @nmr7203 Месяц назад +11

      He actually didn't invent that, it already existed. It a word for drinking alcohol, Boogie just gave it a new, very insane meaning

    • @daviddiggens8841
      @daviddiggens8841 Месяц назад +6

      He must have burned the equivalent of 1 bag of small-flation durritos and and half a mountain dew in calories with those histrionics.
      It's a start

  • @cebraulkenne8571
    @cebraulkenne8571 Месяц назад +41

    Boogie is Eric Cartman when his scheme is falling apart.

    • @zachrohler1047
      @zachrohler1047 23 дня назад +5

      I knew this felt really familiar. Especially the sewerslide stuff

    • @TheGodOfGravy
      @TheGodOfGravy 18 дней назад +1

      Yes.
      His rants feel like the end of the Christian rock band episode, where he just starts sabotaging the whole thing by insulting the audience because he can’t win the initial bet with Kyle.

  • @Ironfist528
    @Ironfist528 Месяц назад +86

    He's so disgusting. He's having a temper tantrum because he got caught in a lie that ruined his ability to be lazy and not put any work into improving his life/monetary situation. What do you get when you cross an enormous psychotic liar with someone who proves that he lied? He gets exactly what he deserves.

  • @thatguywesmaranan
    @thatguywesmaranan Месяц назад +64

    "soylent green is tipples!!! soylent green is tipples!!!"

  • @vincetyler8416
    @vincetyler8416 Месяц назад +24

    He’s a martyr to himself. Boogie died for the sins of Boogie so that Boogie may live.

    • @greatestscott6599
      @greatestscott6599 Месяц назад +5

      His only Boogotten Son ...

    • @rish1656
      @rish1656 20 дней назад +4

      In nomine Porcus
      Et Boogie
      Et Francis
      Et Spiritus Steven

    • @TMF979Resurge
      @TMF979Resurge День назад

      ​@@rish1656Amen

  • @johannderjager4146
    @johannderjager4146 Месяц назад +96

    At this point, I'd just say "do it" because I know for a FACT Boogie won't do anything to himself because he's a coward. Call his bluffs.

    • @TheFatalcrest
      @TheFatalcrest Месяц назад +26

      😂 "...I'll wait."
      Boogie: WOW SO YOU WANT TO SEE ME DO IT SO BAD- YOU WOULDN'T RESPECT ME ENOUGH-
      "You lost my respect, my sympathy and my patience. You going or not?"

    • @6vitamin
      @6vitamin Месяц назад +10

      He's also a sociopath. Seriously, he cannot possibly imagine what someone else feels. He has entirely sold himself on his own pity and victim-complex. Whenever he apologizes, he never says "I know it made people feel like..." or "many of you must have..."- he flat out never puts himself in others' shoes. And worst of all- SOCIOPATHS DO NOT UNDERSTAND THAT OTHERS KNOW THEYRE LYING! He simply does not get it.
      For contrast, a psychopath doesnt care if you know they're lying- but a sociopath thinks they're getting away with it. (see: all politicians that have captured our govt)

    • @madvulcan8964
      @madvulcan8964 Месяц назад

      He would just fake all attempts so he could use the clown to add on the sympathy. Film himself in the tub with a toaster but the thing was never plugged in. Film himself supposedly surviving jumping off a bridge but he the just shows him coming out of the water uninsured. He’ll rent demolished car and place it on the tracks to say he survived a train crash.
      It’s all performative and he’ll never stop till he’ll face a real fatal accident that’s out of his control. A real car accident, slip and fall or the Reaper visits him at night to says “Rents due motherfuquèr!”

    • @Herr_Affe
      @Herr_Affe Месяц назад +4

      Can't bait/beg for sympathy when you're 6 feet under, bub.

    • @enthiegavoir5955
      @enthiegavoir5955 Месяц назад +3

      He's absolutely going to fake an attempt and have his stepdaughter pretend that he's gone for a week.

  • @elvickRULES
    @elvickRULES Месяц назад +27

    Keemstar: “This isn’t content”
    Narrator: “it was content”

  • @harbl99
    @harbl99 Месяц назад +51

    Wings has an amazingly expressive face. He can say nothing, but you still hear the "I sure made my fair share of mistakes, but at least I ain't this guy" loud and clear.

    • @greatestscott6599
      @greatestscott6599 Месяц назад +5

      "This just in: charitable starving children offer to pay for Boogie's brain medicine -- 'He needs it more'."

  • @genmaicha.lapsang
    @genmaicha.lapsang Месяц назад +46

    I think AZ is right. When he says, "oh I think that Boggies's been googling again "
    This all looks like someone acting for attention.

    • @CheeseOfMasters
      @CheeseOfMasters Месяц назад +1

      Well yeah, of course he is. This is his life.

    • @DoomyMacDoomface
      @DoomyMacDoomface 22 дня назад

      Boogie is such a narcissist that he cannot stand it when people don't like him. He'll act out that something is wrong with him, but it's the performative nonsense that people can't stand.

  • @davemustang8173
    @davemustang8173 Месяц назад +77

    I've never seen someone so desperate to commit sudoku, but so greedy that the thought of NOT exploiting people for money is the only thing keeping them from committing sudoku

    • @JayV949
      @JayV949 Месяц назад +7

      Do you mean Seppuku?

    • @davemustang8173
      @davemustang8173 Месяц назад +24

      @@JayV949 it's a meme. to not use the bad word

    • @ThieflyChap
      @ThieflyChap Месяц назад +14

      Maths is more painful than suicide anyway.

    • @DoomyMacDoomface
      @DoomyMacDoomface 22 дня назад

      It's bait, dude. It isn't serious, it's just a play for attention and sympathy. Awful behaviour, by the way.

  • @NicTheGreek1979
    @NicTheGreek1979 Месяц назад +25

    Boogie - "Desi always wanted to keep chickens"
    Also Boogie - "She raised chickens on her farm"

  • @sognurT
    @sognurT Месяц назад +29

    I like how he waits quietly until its his turn to talk and then spergs out. Totally not an act.

  • @TheBoshman95
    @TheBoshman95 Месяц назад +27

    What kind of world do we live in where Wings and Keem are the reasonable ones?

  • @hoppie8693
    @hoppie8693 Месяц назад +64

    "it's my birthday week" So, this is going to be very subjective, But I have only ever meet three people who had the concept of a birthday week, and all three loved themselves more than anything in the world.

    • @Wyzai
      @Wyzai Месяц назад +15

      Would make sense. I've never met anyone who had one. Most people are flexible with their birthdays and kind of just pick a convenient day. "My birthday is thursday/monday. I'll celebrate it on saturday." and that's pretty much where it ends. Adults are busy. Nobody's got time for a week long celebration.

    • @ShadowRulah
      @ShadowRulah Месяц назад +14

      It is the reddest of flags.

    • @Maddog3060
      @Maddog3060 Месяц назад +18

      I take the week off from work myself, but that's because it's my "gift" to myself. But asking other people to treat even my birth day, let alone the entire week, as some kind of special time? Man, fsck that. It's just another mile marker on the way to the grave.

    • @TheFatalcrest
      @TheFatalcrest Месяц назад +8

      😂 I do the day or the week of, I pick a convenient day.
      I often don't even take the day off in my birthday or mention it at work.

    • @TheBoshman95
      @TheBoshman95 Месяц назад +3

      A gal I knew in college did the same thing. She was a total narcissist and sociopath.

  • @AustinFoss00
    @AustinFoss00 21 день назад +5

    Gonna be real, as someone who owns horses, chickens, and goats. Chickens are pretty easy to keep. I built a chicken coop with my brother which was hard work but as long as you have some decent land and a coop for the chickens to go to at night, they're pretty easy to take care of. They're cheap as hell to buy, free eggs, and all you really gotta do is clean out the coop once in a while and feed them
    With that said, I have no faith Boogie would be able to do take care of chickens

  • @SirSpuddington
    @SirSpuddington Месяц назад +43

    Sounds like the real victim in this whole messed-up situation is Desi; I hope by some miracle she gets out before that OF page becomes a reality.

    • @JcgLounge
      @JcgLounge Месяц назад +13

      Ikr. I am honestly PRAYING she leaves him. I’m hoping she sees the face of God and realizes that she needs a better man in her life. One who will actually cherish her. Unlike Boogie.

    • @Nokaret
      @Nokaret Месяц назад +11

      Sure would hope so. My concern would not be the OF per se, but what it could lead to. Wh*ring her out is not beyond boogie if it keeps the bills payed and him from having to get off his ass.

    • @gs4011
      @gs4011 Месяц назад

      ​@@Nokaret from what it sounds like, he basically is wh*ring her out. Mind you, btw, this man is 50 YEARS OLD AND SHE IS 20. And he has the GALL to get pissy when people call him a sex trafficker.

  • @ministryofwrongthink6962
    @ministryofwrongthink6962 Месяц назад +41

    I still can’t believe boogie screams so loud about “YOU WONT GET ANYTHING ABOUT HER!!” about his GF, but later he’s literally announcing - without her - her upcoming OF page 😂

    • @woodwyrm
      @woodwyrm 21 день назад

      udderly disgusting

  • @ministryofwrongthink6962
    @ministryofwrongthink6962 Месяц назад +63

    “4.5 million people have watched my videos…”
    It’s baffling to me that boogie could literally be a veteran of the golden age of RUclips yet not understand how subscribers work.. obviously more people have watched his stuff and just subscribers.
    It’s wild he doesn’t know this off the bat.

    • @morganseppy5180
      @morganseppy5180 Месяц назад +1

      Probably bc his subscribership had dropped. He has to rely on viewership bc is still impressive

  • @crimsonpotemkin
    @crimsonpotemkin Месяц назад +59

    There are hundreds if not thousands of videos of people rescuing abandoned farm animals.
    I always wondered how anyone can have animals in such disrepair, but now I understand.
    It would have to be an owner like Boogie. I can 100% picture how he can destroy a farm, blame something else and make himself the victim while his farm animals suffer. Which he will also make all about himself.

    • @a_rat_named_mouse
      @a_rat_named_mouse Месяц назад +17

      Back when I was living on a ranch, we raised pigs. All of these pigs descended from one pig we'd gotten from a run-down, abandoned farm.
      It was in a "shed" that was maybe three inches taller than the pig itself, completely dark and filled to my fucking knee with liquified shit slurry. The pig was also accompanied by the corpse of its mate. Which it had been eating from for some time.
      Unsurprisingly, Boogie reminds me a lot of owner- always shifting blame, backstepping from responsibility, refusing to talk about their own actions, making themselves out to be the one in distress and hyper-focusing on their goal (in this case, getting rid of the pig).

    • @crimsonpotemkin
      @crimsonpotemkin Месяц назад +11

      @@a_rat_named_mouse things like this make me mad. I'm not some hippie neo green life vegan type, but man, we as humans have a duty to the animals we've domesticated over thousands of years. We've dominated them, messed with their genetics with selective breeding, we decide whether or not they breed, we kill and eat them at any age we desire. At the very least we owe it to them to take proper care of them. If humans have mastered the world, then it comes with a responsibility. That's my belief at least. So I really can't stand seeing abandoned pets and farm animals. It's so inhumane. Way to go saving that pig though. Respect!

    • @ajsouza3720
      @ajsouza3720 Месяц назад +13

      ​@crimsonpotemkin I grew up on a farm, my grandfather wanted me to put down a cow when I was younger and I cried when I killed it. I expected him to make fun of me, since he was your classic tough farmer, but instead he patted me on the shoulder and said something to the effect of "If killing an animal doesn't bother you, there's something wrong with you." Always remembered that. If you were going to kill an animal absolutely no part of it would be wasted.

    • @panther-nk2hn
      @panther-nk2hn Месяц назад

      @@ajsouza3720 was it the first time you'd ever done something like that?

    • @ajsouza3720
      @ajsouza3720 Месяц назад +1

      @@panther-nk2hn Yes it was

  • @johngavin3180
    @johngavin3180 Месяц назад +13

    Hearing boogie scream "TIPPLES" is the only thing that brings me joy in my life.

  • @DexLuther
    @DexLuther Месяц назад +22

    Boogie freaks out like this, but as soon as he thinks the stream is off he'll go "Good show guys." Just like he did when Keemstar left, but left the stream on.

  • @lancelot0274
    @lancelot0274 Месяц назад +18

    "I don't even like food" 1 minute later-- "Desi is becoming an awesome cook, i live with a chef too so it's awesome when he has a day off.".........

    • @Nokaret
      @Nokaret 29 дней назад +1

      It's all a form of self harm, you see - and getting fatter eating tasty food is a much better form of harm than let's say sweating on a treadmill.

    • @ragingblast2737
      @ragingblast2737 25 дней назад +3

      @@Nokaretbut he doesn’t like the tasty food unless he does, but not curry as a hyper specific example

  • @VespoLiveGaming
    @VespoLiveGaming Месяц назад +31

    Oh crap... boogie shares a birthday with my kid. I feel like thats a parenting fail somehow.

    • @EFAPHighlights
      @EFAPHighlights  Месяц назад +34

      How could you do such a thing

    • @Fauwkes
      @Fauwkes Месяц назад +15

      When he was crowning you should have told the doctor to push him Back in

    • @elvickRULES
      @elvickRULES Месяц назад +4

      Should’ve have moved across the world to a new time zone to save your child

    • @Nokaret
      @Nokaret Месяц назад +3

      @@VespoLiveGaming preemtively uninvite him, just to be sure.

    • @alduinthetyrant5225
      @alduinthetyrant5225 Месяц назад +1

      That kid's cursed. Never bring mountain dew into your home.

  • @bootsthecat6718
    @bootsthecat6718 Месяц назад +13

    If you are having a bad day, just say Tipples in the Boogie voice and you are guaranteed to crack a smile

  • @tolbertgaming2752
    @tolbertgaming2752 Месяц назад +10

    i can just imagine boogie getting mad when his homestead chikens look nothing like nuggets

  • @Herr_Affe
    @Herr_Affe Месяц назад +17

    45:30 Darth Boogie the Wide: "I can't donate money to help kids. I don't have any money!"
    Also Darth Boogie: "You'll give something I want if I do it?"
    He completely dismisses the idea of donating money to sick children, but his ears perk right up when he hears he might get something in return. What a POS...

  • @campionpesate4647
    @campionpesate4647 Месяц назад +11

    Shiver me tipples, how much cash can one boogie udder yield??

  • @confucamus3536
    @confucamus3536 Месяц назад +10

    "Tipples" is my new text notification

  • @m.b.boyack2228
    @m.b.boyack2228 Месяц назад +22

    Not only does he flush his own reputation down the toilet, but he has dragged his brother and his PHD down with him.
    Boogie - "I'm in so much pain, I'm in so much pain, I can't handle it, I hate being alive and just want it to be over." - So I think I'll share my depressed, broken self in a romantic relationship with a 20 year old, burden her with my selfish narcissistic immature personality and lies. He doesn't understand, true forgiveness requires more than just a forced admission of guilt from a liar. Making amends and acts of contrition over time, are also a requirement to show sincerity and a willingness to change.

  • @sabrotiger6406
    @sabrotiger6406 Месяц назад +12

    The whole covert narcissism thing is a term that should be used by hyper specialists on the fringes of research and practice. It, like many terms have been pathologically coopted by people like boogie or as pointed out in video, "crazy chicks". It's misunderstood. All narcissist like Boogie cycle in and out of overt and covert behavior. You've all seen it, it happens when he's feeling good about himself and has a big cathartic rush. Like the end of the Tattoo segment. He's inventing a narrative about how this is him turning his life around. He's in elation essentially, and starts thinking grandiose again. When he's dejected and sympathy baiting is the lowest "1% health voice", his ego is wounded and the only option is to fawn response "ohhh look how fat and harmless I am leave me alone pwease"
    The telltale sign I think that boogie is a real narcissist regardless of what hyper specialized term he wants to hide behind to totally claim to be a sympathetic one; he can only cycle between a kind of fight response, and a fawn response. Watch how he rapidly switches between those two. when the manipulation doesn't work he flops to the other. He's rolling over showing his belly and Destiny doesn't take the bait, he flips out and reacts disproportionately. He can only be in fight mode or fawn mode. There are levels of sophistication there, but as people keep pushing he keeps getting boiled down to those two modes of being.
    We never see the real Steven in any of these videos because there is no Steven. They are a shell of false acts and identities wrapped around the memory of some traumatized child, who, unfortunately is long been dead. Morbid, I know, but Rag's was actually spot on calling him a simulacrum "a simulation of something that doesn't exist." Bingo.
    Oh one more thing. It's an additional layer to the fawn response but if he ever admits wrong doing he'll try and warp it to being a self sacrificial heroic move. he will shift the narrative to being a martyr. That's why the tattoo means nothing.

    • @leriava
      @leriava Месяц назад +1

      Very interesting pov

    • @joekaz5198
      @joekaz5198 3 дня назад

      Stop making excuses for this guy. He's a POS and gets off on manipulating people. Nothing more to it than that.

  • @sanctumofficium
    @sanctumofficium Месяц назад +10

    I think Boogie heard the story of the boy who cried wolf as a child, and learned that the boy needed to make up more lies to keep getting attention.

    • @mrdropkicker1
      @mrdropkicker1 19 дней назад

      it was really that he didn’t lie enough that was his downfall

  • @Moray2023
    @Moray2023 Месяц назад +48

    There's something so messed up about a 50 year old man complaining thay he can't promote his girlfriend's (who is 30 years younger than him) Onlyfans. That's definitely some sort of abuse / manipulation, no way she started that account without him suggesting it to her.

    • @Soyuz2578
      @Soyuz2578 Месяц назад

      He's not that smart. She would've already had an onlyfans she's a total ho

    • @Tatian4191
      @Tatian4191 Месяц назад

      Oh definitely, especially given his past as a moderator of adult websites.
      Of course, Boogie is probably too dumb to realize that most OF “models” don’t make very much..

    • @Nokaret
      @Nokaret Месяц назад +10

      She has stated that she will support him whatever it takes and basically do anything for him.
      That's a very dangerous proposition when it comes to boogie, who will exploit the hell out of everyone without remorse as long as it helps him keep sitting on his ass doing nothing.

    • @CheeseOfMasters
      @CheeseOfMasters Месяц назад

      On the one hand you're right, on the other hand, you'd have to be fucking stupid to get with someone like boogie, and nature has a way of rewarding stupidity.

    • @panther-nk2hn
      @panther-nk2hn Месяц назад +1

      I wouldn't be surprised either way

  • @iJobama
    @iJobama Месяц назад +12

    In the latest lolcow stream tonight, somebody came on to the stream and grilled Boogie saying that all he did was position his camera and set up to the other side of the room, and that all his Boogie stuff was still in the room. The stuff he said he put "into storage" or sold. Boogie turns the camera and his old backdrop with all his stuff is on the other side of the room. Just another lie completely exposed on stream. Also his tattoo looks basically non existent too.

  • @abalalalalal
    @abalalalalal Месяц назад +14

    Mutahar is peak, glad he weaved his way into the boogie lore

  • @lusasedoux479
    @lusasedoux479 Месяц назад +28

    Having this stream broken down into bite sized pieces for me Won't stop me from getting sick from the mere Sight of the thing(Boogie), but thank you for trying Wolf.♥

    • @Herr_Affe
      @Herr_Affe Месяц назад +2

      I started watching this shit (the long video) and got down with a cold. Beware the Boog.

  • @LLLouisss1
    @LLLouisss1 Месяц назад +16

    Wings is my comfort character in the boogie arc

  • @NicTheGreek1979
    @NicTheGreek1979 Месяц назад +10

    "This will allow me to forgive myself"
    - Pielo-Ren...

  • @McAwesomePants
    @McAwesomePants Месяц назад +10

    From the tooltip, I was like "There's no way someone is more pathetic than Boogie??"
    *clicks video*
    "Oh it's Boogie. Okay. The world is normal."

    • @na5794
      @na5794 15 дней назад

      The fuck is a tooltip?

  • @a_rat_named_mouse
    @a_rat_named_mouse Месяц назад +28

    The only thing bigger than Boogie's backstory is Boogie himself.
    Basically has gravity, but for bad consequences for his actions.

  • @Rotor_nator
    @Rotor_nator Месяц назад +25

    Booogie Wars- The Twitting of the Tipples!

  • @Takinu
    @Takinu Месяц назад +14

    Twitting my tipples to this rn

  • @gaeloconnor707
    @gaeloconnor707 Месяц назад +20

    I have a theory that I can't substantiate or back up with any meaningful evidence. More of a feeling than a theory.
    I would not be surprised if it comes out that Boogie is far better off financially than he's been saying. Here's why I think this.
    It's been floated that boogie is addicted to humiliation and has a humiliation kink/fetish. I don't think that's what it is. I think he is addicted to the feeling of Sympathy. Watching back on Mauler's edit of Boogie's career so far, I was reminded of just how early in his career he's been sympathy farming. I think he likes to create situations for himself that make people give sympathy over a long term. Things like constantly brining up his abuse (which is now in question), the cancer, being swatted and bullied online and of course, the biggest one of late, being in a dire financial situation.
    The main reason I believe this is thus; For what feels like the last 5 or so years, Boogie has been in a horrendous financial situation. Every time he is mentioned, his lack of money and income is mentioned with it. I don't know what his income is like and this may be horseshit but I can't shake the feeling that if his finance was as bad as he says it is, he'd have gone completely broke a long time ago. I think him CONSTANTLY bringing up how broke he is, feeds into his addiction for being the victim and that's something that he has had going for some time.
    Again, no evidence beyond a hunch but I just can't shake the feeling that he's bullshittng about this too. It may be that I'm just questioning everything about him now but there you go.

    • @the_absurd_hero
      @the_absurd_hero 25 дней назад +4

      I get it.. If Boogie was in as bad a financial situation as he's said for 5+ years, I would expect him to have had his house foreclosed upon, his possessions either sold off or repo'ed, and/or his waged garnished... And I would certainly have expected a declaration of bankruptcy.
      Given none of those things have happened (as Booglesworth would surely have whined about it publicly), the sympathy addiction seems a logical conclusion.
      Also, humiliation fetishes (not that they have to have a sexual element to them) usually involve drastic power imabalance, with the humiliated enjoying being taunted or embarrassed by someone else. Boogie loves himself too much to actually enjoy the humiliation, and I reckon his resignation to it is merely a defense mechanism that allows him to ignore the taunting (because he's utterly unwilling to change himself in other ways that would nullify/invalidate the reasons for being taunted).
      But I, also, have no real evidence for this, so take it with a grain of salt.

    • @zachrohler1047
      @zachrohler1047 23 дня назад +2

      I feel like folks in "dire financial situations" dont usually gain weight or maintain such a massive body. Like you dont get that massive by just eating normally and not moving. You gotta eat a large amount

  • @TheFatalcrest
    @TheFatalcrest Месяц назад +15

    I'm never the type of person to tell someone to Ctrl+Z themselves....but if Boogie was doing this to me, I'd tell him to either get a therapist or hurry up. I have no patience left inside for the level of writhing pathetic behavior he pushes out. If you are in that much suffering, seek help.
    If you don't. You want to keep suffering and baiting the Ctrl+Z for sympathy and pity.

    • @nmr7203
      @nmr7203 Месяц назад +1

      Wait, CRTL+Z means undo. You want him to shove himself back into his mom's wound?

  • @malzo1701
    @malzo1701 Месяц назад +6

    Those edited in TIPPLES!
    fuck my sides

  • @stevenchamberlin01
    @stevenchamberlin01 Месяц назад +3

    I can’t stop watching the boogie shit

  • @ButtersTheGreat1
    @ButtersTheGreat1 Месяц назад +4

    I PEGGED YOU
    I PEGGED YOU
    I PEGGED YOU
    I PEGGED YOU

  • @qZbGmYjS4QusYqv5
    @qZbGmYjS4QusYqv5 Месяц назад +28

    TIPPLES!!!! 🤣

  • @nont18411
    @nont18411 Месяц назад +20

    I’m surprised that Keemstar and his LolCow crew didn’t get condemned more.
    They know that Boogie is terrible but keep enabling his behavior.
    The “Liar” tattoo on his face? Bullcrap. If they really wanted to get rid of Boogie, they would have called the cops on him a long time ago, not playing pretend with the meaningless tattoo.
    Boogie keeps thriving with this because the system allows him to.

    • @lusasedoux479
      @lusasedoux479 Месяц назад

      The funniest part is that stupid fucking tat has turned out to be Fake, it's ALREADY fading off of his stupid disgusting cheek if you look at his recent podcast appearances. Such Garbage Keemstar is running.

    • @Irishcrossing
      @Irishcrossing Месяц назад +4

      Probably, but Boogie enables himself anyway. Boogie, even without supervision, will self-destruct by living vicariously through his own vices and has shown numerous times that he will sabotage any attempts to help himself or receive legitimate help.
      Boogie doesn't want help. He wants attention, and he will do anything for clout. I, too, feel kind of sickened by the idea of turning these people who destroyed their lives into clowns in a circus, but in a way, it is its own containment room. Remember, Boogie will do anything for clout and will drag people into hell if it means he gets pity points.
      Boogie dug his own ditch and actively refuses to get out of it.

    • @elvickRULES
      @elvickRULES Месяц назад +4

      I agree, it’s content for them. They’ve gotten the most attention it seems from this drama.
      Just let his career go away. He needs to get off the internet for his own good.

    • @Lemon_Inspector
      @Lemon_Inspector Месяц назад

      Are you surprised that a lolcow is part of a podcast called Lolcow Live?
      Because I was. I didn't expect that level of self-awareness.

    • @gs4011
      @gs4011 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@Irishcrossing He honestly reminds me of the tragedian from C.S. Lewis' "The Great Divorce," someone who spent his whole life guilt-tripping and wielding pity as a blunt weapon. He gets a chance to go to heaven, abandon his ways and admit his wrongdoings, because Hell's pity cannot damage Heaven's joy. And he can't, or rather, won't. He goes right back to Hell because he simply WILL NOT stop trying to use pity as a weapon.

  • @Mayor_N
    @Mayor_N Месяц назад +4

    I can’t stand wings but you know you’re fucked when he’s not only the most reasonable person in the room, but straight up sounds reasonable in his own right

  • @noctyd9322
    @noctyd9322 Месяц назад +4

    "TIPPLES !" 😂😂😂

  • @PepsiMan666
    @PepsiMan666 Месяц назад +18

    Tipples

  • @crimsonpotemkin
    @crimsonpotemkin Месяц назад +11

    Man who can't take care of himself wants to have a farm and take care of animals?
    That's not funny. Farming is at least 70% discipline. If Boogie's discipline was score it wouldn't be just negative, it would be double digits negative. On a scale from 0-10.

    • @blackosprey2219
      @blackosprey2219 29 дней назад +1

      Forget discipline, it bare-minimum requires an ounce of physical fitness. This guy would be wheezing from a 20 min walk on level ground

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 6 дней назад

      ​Boogie having to lift a sack of feed​@@blackosprey2219

  • @AndroxineVortex
    @AndroxineVortex Месяц назад +3

    Raise awareness for Tipple Cancer

  • @Subsaibot2526
    @Subsaibot2526 Месяц назад +5

    I love how in one month this man scammed his audience out of money and faked having cancer without being shunned from the internet and he kept his spot on lolcow live.
    Proving once again that lolcow plot armor is stupidly strong. In all the worst ways.

    • @morganseppy5180
      @morganseppy5180 Месяц назад

      Drama sells. This level of insanity gut 19k ppl watching live. And then the outrage turns into engagement.

  • @mmus13898
    @mmus13898 Месяц назад +8

    The screaming and erratic behavior is what Boogie resorts to when all of his attempts at getting victim points and sympathy have failed. This behavior is him acting out cuz he’s so mad that they all see through his act and he doesn’t know how to handle it any other way

  • @AgentPineapple41
    @AgentPineapple41 Месяц назад +3

    I'm not used to this level of TIPPLES!!!

  • @mementomori845
    @mementomori845 Месяц назад +4

    That's such a fake quote unquote 'mental breakdown' that I could feel the cringe even just listening in.

  • @MilanousMedia
    @MilanousMedia Месяц назад +3

    The Tragedy Of Darth Boogie The Wide is quickly becoming a comedy

  • @Prime92
    @Prime92 Месяц назад +6

    Now Boogie is dressed as Tipples the Clown. Amazing.

  • @lusasedoux479
    @lusasedoux479 Месяц назад +15

    By The F*cking Way, Boogie "Face Tattoo" has ALREADY turned out to be FAKE!
    Who Saw That Coming!? -_-

    • @augoosto11
      @augoosto11 Месяц назад +3

      I heard them ask of it was fake on stream, but I never heard this confirmed?

    • @lusasedoux479
      @lusasedoux479 Месяц назад +7

      @@augoosto11 mauler and the crew called it out that he was gonna try to get it removed, so either it was fake or efap was right, either way, it's literally gone now.

  • @beardofpower3823
    @beardofpower3823 Месяц назад +3

    Boogie Jones and the Tipples of Doom

  • @captainahab9602
    @captainahab9602 Месяц назад +27

    Someone in Nicholas doreo chat called boogie1488 ‘human mold’ and it was perfect

  • @giulizpaviz6381
    @giulizpaviz6381 Месяц назад +4

    Also Boogie preferred to get a tattoo of the word liar on his face rather than showing any evidence that he has cancer (which he's still insisting to have)

  • @noahthedoomer
    @noahthedoomer Месяц назад +6

    that lolcow stream was one of the most surreal fever dream things ive witnessed it was glorious live

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear Месяц назад +12

    The problem is he literally sounds like an angry reviewer. The way his voice rises and falls and assumes a mocking tone. I keep expecting him to say ‘How did I die there? HOW?’

  • @Cello10131
    @Cello10131 Месяц назад +8

    Tweeting tipples is serious stuff

  • @MaesterMike
    @MaesterMike Месяц назад +8

    I never saw where the "twitting my tipples" came from, so seeing it here was glorious. And good lord, what the hell even is going on with Boogie? His screaming is both hilarious and pathetic.
    Also, does anyone else think Az and Fringy sound similar to each other and can't tell which one is speaking?

    • @Lemon_Inspector
      @Lemon_Inspector Месяц назад +1

      Nough?

    • @ThePenAndTheRose
      @ThePenAndTheRose Месяц назад

      Az has a type of English accent that sounds similar to an Australian accent sometimes. I actually used to think he was Australian until he mentioned otherwise.

  • @TrueUnderDawgGaming
    @TrueUnderDawgGaming Месяц назад +4

    Ah yes, the hour highlight 😂

  • @sonofkabisch
    @sonofkabisch Месяц назад +5

    Wait, y'all got the chef thing wrong. He doesn't have a chef, he said lives with a chef who pays rent. AKA a roommate that occasionally cooks for the house. He never described him as a personal chef.

  • @solanumlycopersicum5594
    @solanumlycopersicum5594 20 дней назад +2

    Wings of Redemption being the straight man in this is the most hilarious thing ever.

  • @SpiritofStLouis1927
    @SpiritofStLouis1927 Месяц назад +8

    9:43 "MY MOTHER TWITTED MY TIPPLES!!!" 😲😲😲 So THAT'S where that comes from... of course, if he lied about having cancer, who knows if anything he says is true...🤔🤔🤔

  • @DiscoFinalBoss
    @DiscoFinalBoss Месяц назад +3

    The real Stephen(Steven?) is the number of TIPPLES we found along the way.

  • @progambol
    @progambol Месяц назад +3

    TIPPLES!

  • @hashkangaroo
    @hashkangaroo Месяц назад +6

    21:10 "Butcher, when did you get a tan?"

  • @charlesjung7340
    @charlesjung7340 Месяц назад +7

    32:50
    Most dont need more testament to it, but Ive been trying to ween myself off sodas, been cutting back for about a week and drink sports drink, ik they're not much better but ive been limiting how much have drank of those as well, and have been drink much more water and have drop 10lbs havent even exercised outside of today and hopefully tomorrow. Gone cold turkey on sodas today and will try to do the same for these sports drinks. Now the next task is to overcome the feeling of humger when I only eat 1 serving of food instead of 2.

  • @thehoodedteddy1335
    @thehoodedteddy1335 Месяц назад +6

    I’d love, if because of seeing Boogie do all this, if Wings legit turns his life around because he realized he doesn’t want to be like that loser

  • @BryanMullinsTheFox
    @BryanMullinsTheFox Месяц назад +5

    Imagine that if Boogie does his jumping on the char thing, he slips out of his chair and lands on his ass...LMAO!

  • @TonyTama
    @TonyTama Месяц назад +4

    This is what happens when you are wide and not long.

  • @Me20223
    @Me20223 18 дней назад +1

    The "tipples" cuts are pure gold.

  • @MisterPls
    @MisterPls 7 дней назад +1

    16:16 "I cant even post my girlfriend`s Onlyfans"
    E.R: "uooohhhh (dies inside)"
    gets me every time , lmao.

  • @gs4011
    @gs4011 Месяц назад +5

    9:30 You know, I googled what a psychotic break looks like one time for a dnd character of mine. I didn't act it out though because I thought it would be in bad taste. Boogie and I are very different apparently.

  • @Madbum3
    @Madbum3 Месяц назад +3

    Tipples is the best thing I've heard today

  • @Maddog3060
    @Maddog3060 Месяц назад +3

    Thanks for the clips. I don't have time for full streams anymore so these highlights are... highlights... of my day.
    ...I'll show myself out.

  • @crimsonpotemkin
    @crimsonpotemkin Месяц назад +6

    Man, I wish I could also hear some Wolf commentary on this whole thing.

  • @planetbob6703
    @planetbob6703 Месяц назад +9

    I remember a couple years ago when another youtuber made short documentaries about DSP, WingsOfRedemption and Boogie.
    In the comments of the last video he asked which one of them is the worst. I guess now we know it’s most likely Boogie😅

    • @raufm.2135
      @raufm.2135 Месяц назад +3

      I mean DSP didn't lie about having a cancer and Wings is not an asshole in real life as far as I know. Also, none of the 2 have uncomfortably young girlfriends. So Boogie is a clear winner in this race to the bottom.

    • @casketbase7750
      @casketbase7750 Месяц назад +4

      Wings is flaky, poorly spoken, and has low self esteem. Compared to Boogie, he's the pinnacle of maturity. If nothing else, he's sympathetic.

    • @zachrohler1047
      @zachrohler1047 23 дня назад

      You mean papa gundam lmao?

  • @newdgamer4118
    @newdgamer4118 20 часов назад +1

    I want one of those "people say I saved their life mama!" people to do an interview of what they think of who Boogie really is.

  • @aidanlynn
    @aidanlynn Месяц назад +2

    As Gorilla Monsoon used to say, “WILL YOU STOP!”

  • @wolfy1987
    @wolfy1987 Месяц назад +3

    If desi really wants Chickens they can have Chickens in Boogies backyard. Chickens dont need much space.

    • @Nokaret
      @Nokaret Месяц назад

      @@wolfy1987 She should get chickens. Preferably instead of boogie.

  • @PuntTheBean
    @PuntTheBean 27 дней назад +1

    Tipples have definitely been twitted with this video