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  • @SassySaturdaysGaming
    @SassySaturdaysGaming 3 месяца назад +811

    "I am twitting the tipples. Pray I do not twit them any further."
    - Darth Boogie's sith master

    • @YaRaginAye
      @YaRaginAye 3 месяца назад +47

      Twit them, twit them now...dew it.

    • @6vitamin
      @6vitamin 3 месяца назад +3

      HAHAA.
      • as most people, I was watching youtube on the can- but I think the burst of laughter mid-.... created a vacuum that forced air right through one end- and out the other.

    • @nuclearchezburgr3857
      @nuclearchezburgr3857 3 месяца назад +28

      "This deal is getting worse all the time" - Wings of Redemption

    • @tjjordan4207
      @tjjordan4207 2 месяца назад

      But we are praying that you twit them some more, while also shouting "Twitting my tipples!"

    • @ezragoldberg3132
      @ezragoldberg3132 2 месяца назад +5

      Did you ever hear the Tipples of Darth Boogie the Wide? I thought not, it's not a story the Jedi would tell you

  • @geneangrypenguin5876
    @geneangrypenguin5876 3 месяца назад +641

    "I ruined my life" -Boogie's only true statement.

    • @65firered
      @65firered 3 месяца назад +43

      "I not used to this level of scrutiny!" Funny, he's only honest when backed into a corner and farming for sympathy.

    • @geneangrypenguin5876
      @geneangrypenguin5876 3 месяца назад +14

      @@65firered He's the Grand Intergalactic Inquisitor from the Venture Brothers. Just running around screaming "IGNORE ME"

    • @Ceyx000
      @Ceyx000 3 месяца назад +11

      "Just assume I'm lying." - Boogie

    • @tjjordan4207
      @tjjordan4207 3 месяца назад +1

      I sense zero lies in that statement. I wouldn't have even believed it if I didn't hear Boogie say it.

    • @daviddiggens8841
      @daviddiggens8841 3 месяца назад

      ​@@65firereda lolcow "farming" for sympathy...
      🤔

  • @Ceyx000
    @Ceyx000 3 месяца назад +500

    EP 1: The Phantom Cancer
    EP 2: Attack of the Groans
    EP 3: Revenge of the Width
    EP 4: A New Cope
    EP 5: The Internet Strikes Back
    EP 6: Retwidt of the Tipples

    • @manicmonochrome7098
      @manicmonochrome7098 3 месяца назад +48

      I'm actually invested in this sequel trilogy.

    • @TheAlienmorph
      @TheAlienmorph 3 месяца назад +14

      And now we wait for the Sequel Trilogy, because Boogs is likely gonna get EVEN worse lmao

    • @ouchiegiverjr
      @ouchiegiverjr 3 месяца назад

      @@manicmonochrome7098yo there might be real stakes in this one fr

    • @the_absurd_hero
      @the_absurd_hero 3 месяца назад +107

      EP 7: The Cancer Awakens
      EP 8: The Last Mountain Dew
      EP 9: The Rise of Blood Pressure

    • @OperaSauvage
      @OperaSauvage 3 месяца назад +4

      I want all of you to write Episode X of a new sequel trilogy, you Magnificent Bastards. 🫡🏅🏅🏅

  • @a_lost_one
    @a_lost_one 3 месяца назад +342

    How to tell you've caught Boogie in a lie:
    His face contorts and he starts screaming/swearing like a tard.

    • @nick_ashley
      @nick_ashley 3 месяца назад +50

      When he opens his mouth

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 3 месяца назад +23

      Classic cornered animal behaviour.

    • @nisonatic
      @nisonatic 3 месяца назад +22

      It's subtle, but it's a tell all the same.

    • @Dr.LightMarker5613
      @Dr.LightMarker5613 2 месяца назад +6

      While also jigging like a bowl of jello in an earthquake, before setting right back down into lie mode 😂

    • @DoodleThis
      @DoodleThis 2 месяца назад +2

      Can I just say, for a guy whose in “so much pain” he sure can move pretty good. I mean the last time I was in so much pain, I was bedridden and just the thought of moving made me feel pain but this guy….. he must be a real chanp

  • @roboguard96
    @roboguard96 3 месяца назад +310

    “Boogie2988 demonstrates that somehow he manages to carry a great deal of body weight while simultaneously completely lacking a spine”
    Damn wolf was angry when he wrote this

    • @Tiyev
      @Tiyev 3 месяца назад +32

      Don't know if he was angry, but he brought the heat, and cooked with that one.

    • @c-puff
      @c-puff 3 месяца назад +19

      He ain't wrong

    • @roboguard96
      @roboguard96 3 месяца назад +8

      @@c-puff he has the moral consistency of a chocolate tea pot on the back of a motorbike doing 30MPH in a heatwave. 💯

    • @charmandyorton006
      @charmandyorton006 2 месяца назад +4

      I just have a mental image of Boogie as a puddle, no bones.

    • @samg9765
      @samg9765 2 месяца назад +1

      😊

  • @dougknapman7016
    @dougknapman7016 3 месяца назад +220

    Twitting his own Tipples is the only thing that brings boogie joy in life.

    • @Tom-s6x6i
      @Tom-s6x6i 3 месяца назад +19

      TWITTED MY TIPPLES

    • @Zac_Frost
      @Zac_Frost Месяц назад +1

      *_TIPPLES!!_*

  • @jordishima
    @jordishima 3 месяца назад +144

    “I can’t fucking stand this”
    Boogie, you can barely fucking stand. It’s time to retire the figure of speech

  • @MicahDarkFantasy
    @MicahDarkFantasy 3 месяца назад +157

    That whole stream was the most exercise Boogie has ever gotten. Also, him inventing the word “TIPPLES” and the way he said it was hilarious af.

    • @AndrewStefanac
      @AndrewStefanac 3 месяца назад +11

      @@MicahDarkFantasy his lovely lady lumps

    • @nmr7203
      @nmr7203 3 месяца назад +14

      He actually didn't invent that, it already existed. It a word for drinking alcohol, Boogie just gave it a new, very insane meaning

    • @daviddiggens8841
      @daviddiggens8841 3 месяца назад +6

      He must have burned the equivalent of 1 bag of small-flation durritos and and half a mountain dew in calories with those histrionics.
      It's a start

    • @Zac_Frost
      @Zac_Frost Месяц назад

      *_TIPPLES!!_*

  • @Tiltigo
    @Tiltigo 3 месяца назад +224

    Just imagine, you're an avid Boogie-viewer in his heyday, but one tragic day you get into an accident that puts you into a coma that lasts about 7 years, and as you finally get to sit down and watch your favorite wholesome internet-Mr Rogers, you see THIS.
    You'd probably think you're still in a coma.

    • @burgertime6372
      @burgertime6372 3 месяца назад

      Why did people like him? Hes fat

    • @greatestscott6599
      @greatestscott6599 3 месяца назад +31

      _Eyes-Wide Gut_

    • @ianhines2302
      @ianhines2302 2 месяца назад +7

      Bro I used to be an actual watcher of his before he went insane

    • @DoodleThis
      @DoodleThis 2 месяца назад

      @@ianhines2302May I ask why? I’m honestly just asking. I see nothing but insanity from this guy and I don’t know how he used to have fans.

    • @ianhines2302
      @ianhines2302 2 месяца назад +5

      @@DoodleThis He used to be seen as a “wholesome” RUclipsr, talking about video games, mental health. Then he started live streaming and started saying insane shit

  • @a_lost_one
    @a_lost_one 3 месяца назад +135

    *Wings thinking to himself:* "Just being in this guy's general vicinity makes me look SO much better..."

    • @Herr_Affe
      @Herr_Affe 3 месяца назад +25

      Him getting under Boogie's skin during this dumpster fire almost made a fan.

    • @Nokaret
      @Nokaret 3 месяца назад +17

      In comparison, it really does. Haven't seen much of him for ages, but the EFAP clips suggest that he mellowed out at least somewhat.

    • @PuntTheBean
      @PuntTheBean 2 месяца назад

      Wings - *gives rational advice*
      Tipples - *GO FUCK YOURSELF, GOOOOOO FUCK YOURSELF”

    • @MrManueldx
      @MrManueldx 2 месяца назад +3

      The whole boogie situation made wings look soooo much better in everyone's eyes (except for saturated content)

  • @erco9167
    @erco9167 3 месяца назад +211

    “It’s better to publicly threaten self-harm than fade away.” - Kurt Cobain

    • @Zaint
      @Zaint 3 месяца назад +17

      "That's why I say hey man, nice shot. What a good shot, man. " - Richard Patrick

    • @daviddiggens8841
      @daviddiggens8841 3 месяца назад +7

      ​@@Zaintgreat song....
      Thematically unrelated
      I'm going to listen to some filter right now.
      Thanks for the unintended tip

  • @Ironfist528
    @Ironfist528 3 месяца назад +102

    He's so disgusting. He's having a temper tantrum because he got caught in a lie that ruined his ability to be lazy and not put any work into improving his life/monetary situation. What do you get when you cross an enormous psychotic liar with someone who proves that he lied? He gets exactly what he deserves.

  • @harbl99
    @harbl99 3 месяца назад +66

    Wings has an amazingly expressive face. He can say nothing, but you still hear the "I sure made my fair share of mistakes, but at least I ain't this guy" loud and clear.

    • @greatestscott6599
      @greatestscott6599 3 месяца назад +7

      "This just in: charitable starving children offer to pay for Boogie's brain medicine -- 'He needs it more'."

  • @vincetyler8416
    @vincetyler8416 3 месяца назад +44

    He’s a martyr to himself. Boogie died for the sins of Boogie so that Boogie may live.

    • @greatestscott6599
      @greatestscott6599 3 месяца назад +8

      His only Boogotten Son ...

    • @rish1656
      @rish1656 2 месяца назад +7

      In nomine Porcus
      Et Boogie
      Et Francis
      Et Spiritus Steven

    • @TMF979Resurge
      @TMF979Resurge Месяц назад

      ​@@rish1656Amen

  • @genmaicha.lapsang
    @genmaicha.lapsang 3 месяца назад +59

    I think AZ is right. When he says, "oh I think that Boggies's been googling again "
    This all looks like someone acting for attention.

    • @CheeseOfMasters
      @CheeseOfMasters 3 месяца назад +1

      Well yeah, of course he is. This is his life.

    • @DoomyMacDoomface
      @DoomyMacDoomface 2 месяца назад

      Boogie is such a narcissist that he cannot stand it when people don't like him. He'll act out that something is wrong with him, but it's the performative nonsense that people can't stand.

  • @SirSpuddington
    @SirSpuddington 3 месяца назад +59

    Sounds like the real victim in this whole messed-up situation is Desi; I hope by some miracle she gets out before that OF page becomes a reality.

    • @JcgLounge
      @JcgLounge 3 месяца назад +15

      Ikr. I am honestly PRAYING she leaves him. I’m hoping she sees the face of God and realizes that she needs a better man in her life. One who will actually cherish her. Unlike Boogie.

    • @Nokaret
      @Nokaret 3 месяца назад +13

      Sure would hope so. My concern would not be the OF per se, but what it could lead to. Wh*ring her out is not beyond boogie if it keeps the bills payed and him from having to get off his ass.

    • @gs4011
      @gs4011 3 месяца назад

      ​@@Nokaret from what it sounds like, he basically is wh*ring her out. Mind you, btw, this man is 50 YEARS OLD AND SHE IS 20. And he has the GALL to get pissy when people call him a sex trafficker.

  • @sognurT
    @sognurT 3 месяца назад +38

    I like how he waits quietly until its his turn to talk and then spergs out. Totally not an act.

  • @johannderjager4146
    @johannderjager4146 3 месяца назад +112

    At this point, I'd just say "do it" because I know for a FACT Boogie won't do anything to himself because he's a coward. Call his bluffs.

    • @TheFatalcrest
      @TheFatalcrest 3 месяца назад +32

      😂 "...I'll wait."
      Boogie: WOW SO YOU WANT TO SEE ME DO IT SO BAD- YOU WOULDN'T RESPECT ME ENOUGH-
      "You lost my respect, my sympathy and my patience. You going or not?"

    • @6vitamin
      @6vitamin 3 месяца назад +14

      He's also a sociopath. Seriously, he cannot possibly imagine what someone else feels. He has entirely sold himself on his own pity and victim-complex. Whenever he apologizes, he never says "I know it made people feel like..." or "many of you must have..."- he flat out never puts himself in others' shoes. And worst of all- SOCIOPATHS DO NOT UNDERSTAND THAT OTHERS KNOW THEYRE LYING! He simply does not get it.
      For contrast, a psychopath doesnt care if you know they're lying- but a sociopath thinks they're getting away with it. (see: all politicians that have captured our govt)

    • @madvulcan8964
      @madvulcan8964 3 месяца назад

      He would just fake all attempts so he could use the clown to add on the sympathy. Film himself in the tub with a toaster but the thing was never plugged in. Film himself supposedly surviving jumping off a bridge but he the just shows him coming out of the water uninsured. He’ll rent demolished car and place it on the tracks to say he survived a train crash.
      It’s all performative and he’ll never stop till he’ll face a real fatal accident that’s out of his control. A real car accident, slip and fall or the Reaper visits him at night to says “Rents due motherfuquèr!”

    • @Herr_Affe
      @Herr_Affe 3 месяца назад +7

      Can't bait/beg for sympathy when you're 6 feet under, bub.

    • @enthiegavoir5955
      @enthiegavoir5955 2 месяца назад +4

      He's absolutely going to fake an attempt and have his stepdaughter pretend that he's gone for a week.

  • @thatguywesmaranan
    @thatguywesmaranan 3 месяца назад +82

    "soylent green is tipples!!! soylent green is tipples!!!"

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ 2 месяца назад +2

      AYU NEVAH DEED

    • @Zac_Frost
      @Zac_Frost Месяц назад +1

      *_TIPPLES!!!!_*

  • @cebraulkenne8571
    @cebraulkenne8571 3 месяца назад +55

    Boogie is Eric Cartman when his scheme is falling apart.

    • @zachrohler1047
      @zachrohler1047 2 месяца назад +8

      I knew this felt really familiar. Especially the sewerslide stuff

    • @TheGodOfGravy
      @TheGodOfGravy 2 месяца назад +5

      Yes.
      His rants feel like the end of the Christian rock band episode, where he just starts sabotaging the whole thing by insulting the audience because he can’t win the initial bet with Kyle.

  • @ministryofwrongthink6962
    @ministryofwrongthink6962 3 месяца назад +52

    I still can’t believe boogie screams so loud about “YOU WONT GET ANYTHING ABOUT HER!!” about his GF, but later he’s literally announcing - without her - her upcoming OF page 😂

    • @woodwyrm
      @woodwyrm 2 месяца назад

      udderly disgusting

  • @davemustang8173
    @davemustang8173 3 месяца назад +86

    I've never seen someone so desperate to commit sudoku, but so greedy that the thought of NOT exploiting people for money is the only thing keeping them from committing sudoku

    • @JayV949
      @JayV949 3 месяца назад +8

      Do you mean Seppuku?

    • @davemustang8173
      @davemustang8173 3 месяца назад +24

      @@JayV949 it's a meme. to not use the bad word

    • @ThieflyChap
      @ThieflyChap 3 месяца назад +15

      Maths is more painful than suicide anyway.

    • @DoomyMacDoomface
      @DoomyMacDoomface 2 месяца назад

      It's bait, dude. It isn't serious, it's just a play for attention and sympathy. Awful behaviour, by the way.

    • @joshuamarvel4335
      @joshuamarvel4335 28 дней назад

      Seppuku would require honour.

  • @crimsonpotemkin
    @crimsonpotemkin 3 месяца назад +66

    There are hundreds if not thousands of videos of people rescuing abandoned farm animals.
    I always wondered how anyone can have animals in such disrepair, but now I understand.
    It would have to be an owner like Boogie. I can 100% picture how he can destroy a farm, blame something else and make himself the victim while his farm animals suffer. Which he will also make all about himself.

    • @a_rat_named_mouse
      @a_rat_named_mouse 3 месяца назад +18

      Back when I was living on a ranch, we raised pigs. All of these pigs descended from one pig we'd gotten from a run-down, abandoned farm.
      It was in a "shed" that was maybe three inches taller than the pig itself, completely dark and filled to my fucking knee with liquified shit slurry. The pig was also accompanied by the corpse of its mate. Which it had been eating from for some time.
      Unsurprisingly, Boogie reminds me a lot of owner- always shifting blame, backstepping from responsibility, refusing to talk about their own actions, making themselves out to be the one in distress and hyper-focusing on their goal (in this case, getting rid of the pig).

    • @crimsonpotemkin
      @crimsonpotemkin 3 месяца назад +12

      @@a_rat_named_mouse things like this make me mad. I'm not some hippie neo green life vegan type, but man, we as humans have a duty to the animals we've domesticated over thousands of years. We've dominated them, messed with their genetics with selective breeding, we decide whether or not they breed, we kill and eat them at any age we desire. At the very least we owe it to them to take proper care of them. If humans have mastered the world, then it comes with a responsibility. That's my belief at least. So I really can't stand seeing abandoned pets and farm animals. It's so inhumane. Way to go saving that pig though. Respect!

    • @ajsouza3720
      @ajsouza3720 3 месяца назад +14

      ​@crimsonpotemkin I grew up on a farm, my grandfather wanted me to put down a cow when I was younger and I cried when I killed it. I expected him to make fun of me, since he was your classic tough farmer, but instead he patted me on the shoulder and said something to the effect of "If killing an animal doesn't bother you, there's something wrong with you." Always remembered that. If you were going to kill an animal absolutely no part of it would be wasted.

    • @panther-nk2hn
      @panther-nk2hn 3 месяца назад

      @@ajsouza3720 was it the first time you'd ever done something like that?

    • @ajsouza3720
      @ajsouza3720 3 месяца назад +1

      @@panther-nk2hn Yes it was

  • @ministryofwrongthink6962
    @ministryofwrongthink6962 3 месяца назад +70

    “4.5 million people have watched my videos…”
    It’s baffling to me that boogie could literally be a veteran of the golden age of RUclips yet not understand how subscribers work.. obviously more people have watched his stuff and just subscribers.
    It’s wild he doesn’t know this off the bat.

    • @morganseppy5180
      @morganseppy5180 2 месяца назад +2

      Probably bc his subscribership had dropped. He has to rely on viewership bc is still impressive

  • @m.b.boyack2228
    @m.b.boyack2228 3 месяца назад +27

    Not only does he flush his own reputation down the toilet, but he has dragged his brother and his PHD down with him.
    Boogie - "I'm in so much pain, I'm in so much pain, I can't handle it, I hate being alive and just want it to be over." - So I think I'll share my depressed, broken self in a romantic relationship with a 20 year old, burden her with my selfish narcissistic immature personality and lies. He doesn't understand, true forgiveness requires more than just a forced admission of guilt from a liar. Making amends and acts of contrition over time, are also a requirement to show sincerity and a willingness to change.

  • @Herr_Affe
    @Herr_Affe 3 месяца назад +20

    45:30 Darth Boogie the Wide: "I can't donate money to help kids. I don't have any money!"
    Also Darth Boogie: "You'll give something I want if I do it?"
    He completely dismisses the idea of donating money to sick children, but his ears perk right up when he hears he might get something in return. What a POS...

  • @hoppie8693
    @hoppie8693 3 месяца назад +69

    "it's my birthday week" So, this is going to be very subjective, But I have only ever meet three people who had the concept of a birthday week, and all three loved themselves more than anything in the world.

    • @Wyzai
      @Wyzai 3 месяца назад +16

      Would make sense. I've never met anyone who had one. Most people are flexible with their birthdays and kind of just pick a convenient day. "My birthday is thursday/monday. I'll celebrate it on saturday." and that's pretty much where it ends. Adults are busy. Nobody's got time for a week long celebration.

    • @ShadowRulah
      @ShadowRulah 3 месяца назад +15

      It is the reddest of flags.

    • @Maddog3060
      @Maddog3060 3 месяца назад +19

      I take the week off from work myself, but that's because it's my "gift" to myself. But asking other people to treat even my birth day, let alone the entire week, as some kind of special time? Man, fsck that. It's just another mile marker on the way to the grave.

    • @TheFatalcrest
      @TheFatalcrest 3 месяца назад +9

      😂 I do the day or the week of, I pick a convenient day.
      I often don't even take the day off in my birthday or mention it at work.

    • @TheBoshman95
      @TheBoshman95 3 месяца назад +4

      A gal I knew in college did the same thing. She was a total narcissist and sociopath.

  • @iJobama
    @iJobama 3 месяца назад +16

    In the latest lolcow stream tonight, somebody came on to the stream and grilled Boogie saying that all he did was position his camera and set up to the other side of the room, and that all his Boogie stuff was still in the room. The stuff he said he put "into storage" or sold. Boogie turns the camera and his old backdrop with all his stuff is on the other side of the room. Just another lie completely exposed on stream. Also his tattoo looks basically non existent too.

  • @confucamus3536
    @confucamus3536 3 месяца назад +14

    "Tipples" is my new text notification

  • @DexLuther
    @DexLuther 3 месяца назад +28

    Boogie freaks out like this, but as soon as he thinks the stream is off he'll go "Good show guys." Just like he did when Keemstar left, but left the stream on.

  • @TheBoshman95
    @TheBoshman95 3 месяца назад +33

    What kind of world do we live in where Wings and Keem are the reasonable ones?

  • @gaeloconnor707
    @gaeloconnor707 3 месяца назад +25

    I have a theory that I can't substantiate or back up with any meaningful evidence. More of a feeling than a theory.
    I would not be surprised if it comes out that Boogie is far better off financially than he's been saying. Here's why I think this.
    It's been floated that boogie is addicted to humiliation and has a humiliation kink/fetish. I don't think that's what it is. I think he is addicted to the feeling of Sympathy. Watching back on Mauler's edit of Boogie's career so far, I was reminded of just how early in his career he's been sympathy farming. I think he likes to create situations for himself that make people give sympathy over a long term. Things like constantly brining up his abuse (which is now in question), the cancer, being swatted and bullied online and of course, the biggest one of late, being in a dire financial situation.
    The main reason I believe this is thus; For what feels like the last 5 or so years, Boogie has been in a horrendous financial situation. Every time he is mentioned, his lack of money and income is mentioned with it. I don't know what his income is like and this may be horseshit but I can't shake the feeling that if his finance was as bad as he says it is, he'd have gone completely broke a long time ago. I think him CONSTANTLY bringing up how broke he is, feeds into his addiction for being the victim and that's something that he has had going for some time.
    Again, no evidence beyond a hunch but I just can't shake the feeling that he's bullshittng about this too. It may be that I'm just questioning everything about him now but there you go.

    • @the_absurd_hero
      @the_absurd_hero 2 месяца назад +4

      I get it.. If Boogie was in as bad a financial situation as he's said for 5+ years, I would expect him to have had his house foreclosed upon, his possessions either sold off or repo'ed, and/or his waged garnished... And I would certainly have expected a declaration of bankruptcy.
      Given none of those things have happened (as Booglesworth would surely have whined about it publicly), the sympathy addiction seems a logical conclusion.
      Also, humiliation fetishes (not that they have to have a sexual element to them) usually involve drastic power imabalance, with the humiliated enjoying being taunted or embarrassed by someone else. Boogie loves himself too much to actually enjoy the humiliation, and I reckon his resignation to it is merely a defense mechanism that allows him to ignore the taunting (because he's utterly unwilling to change himself in other ways that would nullify/invalidate the reasons for being taunted).
      But I, also, have no real evidence for this, so take it with a grain of salt.

    • @zachrohler1047
      @zachrohler1047 2 месяца назад +2

      I feel like folks in "dire financial situations" dont usually gain weight or maintain such a massive body. Like you dont get that massive by just eating normally and not moving. You gotta eat a large amount

  • @sabrotiger6406
    @sabrotiger6406 2 месяца назад +17

    The whole covert narcissism thing is a term that should be used by hyper specialists on the fringes of research and practice. It, like many terms have been pathologically coopted by people like boogie or as pointed out in video, "crazy chicks". It's misunderstood. All narcissist like Boogie cycle in and out of overt and covert behavior. You've all seen it, it happens when he's feeling good about himself and has a big cathartic rush. Like the end of the Tattoo segment. He's inventing a narrative about how this is him turning his life around. He's in elation essentially, and starts thinking grandiose again. When he's dejected and sympathy baiting is the lowest "1% health voice", his ego is wounded and the only option is to fawn response "ohhh look how fat and harmless I am leave me alone pwease"
    The telltale sign I think that boogie is a real narcissist regardless of what hyper specialized term he wants to hide behind to totally claim to be a sympathetic one; he can only cycle between a kind of fight response, and a fawn response. Watch how he rapidly switches between those two. when the manipulation doesn't work he flops to the other. He's rolling over showing his belly and Destiny doesn't take the bait, he flips out and reacts disproportionately. He can only be in fight mode or fawn mode. There are levels of sophistication there, but as people keep pushing he keeps getting boiled down to those two modes of being.
    We never see the real Steven in any of these videos because there is no Steven. They are a shell of false acts and identities wrapped around the memory of some traumatized child, who, unfortunately is long been dead. Morbid, I know, but Rag's was actually spot on calling him a simulacrum "a simulation of something that doesn't exist." Bingo.
    Oh one more thing. It's an additional layer to the fawn response but if he ever admits wrong doing he'll try and warp it to being a self sacrificial heroic move. he will shift the narrative to being a martyr. That's why the tattoo means nothing.

    • @leriava
      @leriava 2 месяца назад +1

      Very interesting pov

    • @joekaz5198
      @joekaz5198 Месяц назад

      Stop making excuses for this guy. He's a POS and gets off on manipulating people. Nothing more to it than that.

  • @johngavin3180
    @johngavin3180 3 месяца назад +16

    Hearing boogie scream "TIPPLES" is the only thing that brings me joy in my life.

  • @lancelot0274
    @lancelot0274 3 месяца назад +22

    "I don't even like food" 1 minute later-- "Desi is becoming an awesome cook, i live with a chef too so it's awesome when he has a day off.".........

    • @Nokaret
      @Nokaret 2 месяца назад +1

      It's all a form of self harm, you see - and getting fatter eating tasty food is a much better form of harm than let's say sweating on a treadmill.

    • @ragingblast2737
      @ragingblast2737 2 месяца назад +3

      @@Nokaretbut he doesn’t like the tasty food unless he does, but not curry as a hyper specific example

  • @lusasedoux479
    @lusasedoux479 3 месяца назад +31

    Having this stream broken down into bite sized pieces for me Won't stop me from getting sick from the mere Sight of the thing(Boogie), but thank you for trying Wolf.♥

    • @Herr_Affe
      @Herr_Affe 3 месяца назад +2

      I started watching this shit (the long video) and got down with a cold. Beware the Boog.

  • @Takinu
    @Takinu 3 месяца назад +18

    Twitting my tipples to this rn

  • @abalalalalal
    @abalalalalal 3 месяца назад +17

    Mutahar is peak, glad he weaved his way into the boogie lore

  • @elvickRULES
    @elvickRULES 3 месяца назад +39

    Keemstar: “This isn’t content”
    Narrator: “it was content”

  • @VespoLiveGaming
    @VespoLiveGaming 3 месяца назад +40

    Oh crap... boogie shares a birthday with my kid. I feel like thats a parenting fail somehow.

    • @EFAPHighlights
      @EFAPHighlights  3 месяца назад +44

      How could you do such a thing

    • @Fauwkes
      @Fauwkes 3 месяца назад +19

      When he was crowning you should have told the doctor to push him Back in

    • @elvickRULES
      @elvickRULES 3 месяца назад +6

      Should’ve have moved across the world to a new time zone to save your child

    • @Nokaret
      @Nokaret 3 месяца назад +4

      @@VespoLiveGaming preemtively uninvite him, just to be sure.

    • @alduinthetyrant5225
      @alduinthetyrant5225 3 месяца назад +3

      That kid's cursed. Never bring mountain dew into your home.

  • @NicTheGreek1979
    @NicTheGreek1979 3 месяца назад +12

    "This will allow me to forgive myself"
    - Pielo-Ren...

  • @Moray2023
    @Moray2023 3 месяца назад +54

    There's something so messed up about a 50 year old man complaining thay he can't promote his girlfriend's (who is 30 years younger than him) Onlyfans. That's definitely some sort of abuse / manipulation, no way she started that account without him suggesting it to her.

    • @Soyuz2578
      @Soyuz2578 3 месяца назад

      He's not that smart. She would've already had an onlyfans she's a total ho

    • @Tatian4191
      @Tatian4191 3 месяца назад

      Oh definitely, especially given his past as a moderator of adult websites.
      Of course, Boogie is probably too dumb to realize that most OF “models” don’t make very much..

    • @Nokaret
      @Nokaret 3 месяца назад +12

      She has stated that she will support him whatever it takes and basically do anything for him.
      That's a very dangerous proposition when it comes to boogie, who will exploit the hell out of everyone without remorse as long as it helps him keep sitting on his ass doing nothing.

    • @CheeseOfMasters
      @CheeseOfMasters 3 месяца назад

      On the one hand you're right, on the other hand, you'd have to be fucking stupid to get with someone like boogie, and nature has a way of rewarding stupidity.

    • @panther-nk2hn
      @panther-nk2hn 3 месяца назад +1

      I wouldn't be surprised either way

  • @a_rat_named_mouse
    @a_rat_named_mouse 3 месяца назад +31

    The only thing bigger than Boogie's backstory is Boogie himself.
    Basically has gravity, but for bad consequences for his actions.

  • @bootsthecat6718
    @bootsthecat6718 3 месяца назад +16

    If you are having a bad day, just say Tipples in the Boogie voice and you are guaranteed to crack a smile

  • @captainahab9602
    @captainahab9602 3 месяца назад +29

    Someone in Nicholas doreo chat called boogie1488 ‘human mold’ and it was perfect

  • @AustinFoss00
    @AustinFoss00 2 месяца назад +6

    Gonna be real, as someone who owns horses, chickens, and goats. Chickens are pretty easy to keep. I built a chicken coop with my brother which was hard work but as long as you have some decent land and a coop for the chickens to go to at night, they're pretty easy to take care of. They're cheap as hell to buy, free eggs, and all you really gotta do is clean out the coop once in a while and feed them
    With that said, I have no faith Boogie would be able to do take care of chickens

  • @Rotor_nator
    @Rotor_nator 3 месяца назад +27

    Booogie Wars- The Twitting of the Tipples!

  • @LLLouisss1
    @LLLouisss1 3 месяца назад +18

    Wings is my comfort character in the boogie arc

  • @NicTheGreek1979
    @NicTheGreek1979 3 месяца назад +29

    Boogie - "Desi always wanted to keep chickens"
    Also Boogie - "She raised chickens on her farm"

  • @sanctumofficium
    @sanctumofficium 3 месяца назад +12

    I think Boogie heard the story of the boy who cried wolf as a child, and learned that the boy needed to make up more lies to keep getting attention.

    • @mrdropkicker1
      @mrdropkicker1 2 месяца назад

      it was really that he didn’t lie enough that was his downfall

    • @Majima_Nowhere
      @Majima_Nowhere 19 дней назад

      It's like Garak said in DS9; the moral isn't "people won't believe you if you lie for attention," the moral is "never tell the same lie twice."

  • @tolbertgaming2752
    @tolbertgaming2752 3 месяца назад +12

    i can just imagine boogie getting mad when his homestead chikens look nothing like nuggets

  • @McAwesomePants
    @McAwesomePants 3 месяца назад +12

    From the tooltip, I was like "There's no way someone is more pathetic than Boogie??"
    *clicks video*
    "Oh it's Boogie. Okay. The world is normal."

    • @na5794
      @na5794 2 месяца назад

      The fuck is a tooltip?

  • @noahthedoomer
    @noahthedoomer 3 месяца назад +8

    that lolcow stream was one of the most surreal fever dream things ive witnessed it was glorious live

  • @PepsiMan666
    @PepsiMan666 3 месяца назад +20

    Tipples

  • @Maddog3060
    @Maddog3060 3 месяца назад +3

    Thanks for the clips. I don't have time for full streams anymore so these highlights are... highlights... of my day.
    ...I'll show myself out.

  • @campionpesate4647
    @campionpesate4647 3 месяца назад +12

    Shiver me tipples, how much cash can one boogie udder yield??

    • @LokiTricksterG
      @LokiTricksterG 2 месяца назад +1

      Twit his TIPPLES and find out.

  • @Mayor_N
    @Mayor_N 2 месяца назад +6

    I can’t stand wings but you know you’re fucked when he’s not only the most reasonable person in the room, but straight up sounds reasonable in his own right

  • @gs4011
    @gs4011 3 месяца назад +7

    9:30 You know, I googled what a psychotic break looks like one time for a dnd character of mine. I didn't act it out though because I thought it would be in bad taste. Boogie and I are very different apparently.

  • @Buckets50
    @Buckets50 3 месяца назад +1

    I’m always impressed by how many ppl are on these videos and yall rarely speak over eachother or cut eachother off

  • @charlesjung7340
    @charlesjung7340 3 месяца назад +8

    32:50
    Most dont need more testament to it, but Ive been trying to ween myself off sodas, been cutting back for about a week and drink sports drink, ik they're not much better but ive been limiting how much have drank of those as well, and have been drink much more water and have drop 10lbs havent even exercised outside of today and hopefully tomorrow. Gone cold turkey on sodas today and will try to do the same for these sports drinks. Now the next task is to overcome the feeling of humger when I only eat 1 serving of food instead of 2.

    • @charlesjung7340
      @charlesjung7340 Месяц назад

      Gotten below 380lbs for the first time in over 2 years.

  • @qZbGmYjS4QusYqv5
    @qZbGmYjS4QusYqv5 3 месяца назад +29

    TIPPLES!!!! 🤣

  • @mmus13898
    @mmus13898 3 месяца назад +10

    The screaming and erratic behavior is what Boogie resorts to when all of his attempts at getting victim points and sympathy have failed. This behavior is him acting out cuz he’s so mad that they all see through his act and he doesn’t know how to handle it any other way

  • @ButtersTheGreat1
    @ButtersTheGreat1 2 месяца назад +6

    I PEGGED YOU
    I PEGGED YOU
    I PEGGED YOU
    I PEGGED YOU

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear 3 месяца назад +14

    The problem is he literally sounds like an angry reviewer. The way his voice rises and falls and assumes a mocking tone. I keep expecting him to say ‘How did I die there? HOW?’

  • @SpiritofStLouis1927
    @SpiritofStLouis1927 3 месяца назад +8

    9:43 "MY MOTHER TWITTED MY TIPPLES!!!" 😲😲😲 So THAT'S where that comes from... of course, if he lied about having cancer, who knows if anything he says is true...🤔🤔🤔

  • @nont18411
    @nont18411 3 месяца назад +21

    I’m surprised that Keemstar and his LolCow crew didn’t get condemned more.
    They know that Boogie is terrible but keep enabling his behavior.
    The “Liar” tattoo on his face? Bullcrap. If they really wanted to get rid of Boogie, they would have called the cops on him a long time ago, not playing pretend with the meaningless tattoo.
    Boogie keeps thriving with this because the system allows him to.

    • @lusasedoux479
      @lusasedoux479 3 месяца назад

      The funniest part is that stupid fucking tat has turned out to be Fake, it's ALREADY fading off of his stupid disgusting cheek if you look at his recent podcast appearances. Such Garbage Keemstar is running.

    • @Irishcrossing
      @Irishcrossing 3 месяца назад +4

      Probably, but Boogie enables himself anyway. Boogie, even without supervision, will self-destruct by living vicariously through his own vices and has shown numerous times that he will sabotage any attempts to help himself or receive legitimate help.
      Boogie doesn't want help. He wants attention, and he will do anything for clout. I, too, feel kind of sickened by the idea of turning these people who destroyed their lives into clowns in a circus, but in a way, it is its own containment room. Remember, Boogie will do anything for clout and will drag people into hell if it means he gets pity points.
      Boogie dug his own ditch and actively refuses to get out of it.

    • @elvickRULES
      @elvickRULES 3 месяца назад +5

      I agree, it’s content for them. They’ve gotten the most attention it seems from this drama.
      Just let his career go away. He needs to get off the internet for his own good.

    • @Lemon_Inspector
      @Lemon_Inspector 3 месяца назад

      Are you surprised that a lolcow is part of a podcast called Lolcow Live?
      Because I was. I didn't expect that level of self-awareness.

    • @gs4011
      @gs4011 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@Irishcrossing He honestly reminds me of the tragedian from C.S. Lewis' "The Great Divorce," someone who spent his whole life guilt-tripping and wielding pity as a blunt weapon. He gets a chance to go to heaven, abandon his ways and admit his wrongdoings, because Hell's pity cannot damage Heaven's joy. And he can't, or rather, won't. He goes right back to Hell because he simply WILL NOT stop trying to use pity as a weapon.

  • @crimsonpotemkin
    @crimsonpotemkin 3 месяца назад +14

    Man who can't take care of himself wants to have a farm and take care of animals?
    That's not funny. Farming is at least 70% discipline. If Boogie's discipline was score it wouldn't be just negative, it would be double digits negative. On a scale from 0-10.

    • @blackosprey2219
      @blackosprey2219 2 месяца назад +1

      Forget discipline, it bare-minimum requires an ounce of physical fitness. This guy would be wheezing from a 20 min walk on level ground

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 2 месяца назад

      ​Boogie having to lift a sack of feed​@@blackosprey2219

  • @mementomori845
    @mementomori845 3 месяца назад +5

    That's such a fake quote unquote 'mental breakdown' that I could feel the cringe even just listening in.

  • @paulgrant666
    @paulgrant666 3 месяца назад

    Been off work waiting for an Operation. Amidst the uk falling apart these boogie videos have kept me sane. Thank you.

  • @lusasedoux479
    @lusasedoux479 3 месяца назад +18

    By The F*cking Way, Boogie "Face Tattoo" has ALREADY turned out to be FAKE!
    Who Saw That Coming!? -_-

    • @augoosto11
      @augoosto11 3 месяца назад +3

      I heard them ask of it was fake on stream, but I never heard this confirmed?

    • @lusasedoux479
      @lusasedoux479 3 месяца назад +8

      @@augoosto11 mauler and the crew called it out that he was gonna try to get it removed, so either it was fake or efap was right, either way, it's literally gone now.

  • @Cello10131
    @Cello10131 3 месяца назад +9

    Tweeting tipples is serious stuff

  • @MaesterMike
    @MaesterMike 3 месяца назад +8

    I never saw where the "twitting my tipples" came from, so seeing it here was glorious. And good lord, what the hell even is going on with Boogie? His screaming is both hilarious and pathetic.
    Also, does anyone else think Az and Fringy sound similar to each other and can't tell which one is speaking?

    • @Lemon_Inspector
      @Lemon_Inspector 3 месяца назад +1

      Nough?

    • @ThePenAndTheRose
      @ThePenAndTheRose 3 месяца назад

      Az has a type of English accent that sounds similar to an Australian accent sometimes. I actually used to think he was Australian until he mentioned otherwise.

  • @mac1991seth
    @mac1991seth 3 месяца назад +3

    I've never followed Boogie in his creative endeavors. I vaguely remember that his Francis ranting about Error 37 video was featured in one of Angry Joe's Top 10 Video Game Controversies. You know, Diablo III, always online, can't log in because the devs messed up the release and the game kept reporting Error 37. I also remember tidbits about him suffering in his childhood, I think his step mother was overfeeding him to make him obese but he was turning his life around, decided to undergo stomach reduction surgery, go on a diet and exercise. So it's kinda uplifting that the Nolan's Dark Knight quotes are so timeless, they constantly seep into reality. You either die a hero...

  • @TrueUnderDawgGaming
    @TrueUnderDawgGaming 3 месяца назад +4

    Ah yes, the hour highlight 😂

  • @Subsaibot2526
    @Subsaibot2526 2 месяца назад +5

    I love how in one month this man scammed his audience out of money and faked having cancer without being shunned from the internet and he kept his spot on lolcow live.
    Proving once again that lolcow plot armor is stupidly strong. In all the worst ways.

    • @morganseppy5180
      @morganseppy5180 2 месяца назад

      Drama sells. This level of insanity gut 19k ppl watching live. And then the outrage turns into engagement.

  • @planetbob6703
    @planetbob6703 3 месяца назад +10

    I remember a couple years ago when another youtuber made short documentaries about DSP, WingsOfRedemption and Boogie.
    In the comments of the last video he asked which one of them is the worst. I guess now we know it’s most likely Boogie😅

    • @raufm.2135
      @raufm.2135 3 месяца назад +4

      I mean DSP didn't lie about having a cancer and Wings is not an asshole in real life as far as I know. Also, none of the 2 have uncomfortably young girlfriends. So Boogie is a clear winner in this race to the bottom.

    • @casketbase7750
      @casketbase7750 3 месяца назад +5

      Wings is flaky, poorly spoken, and has low self esteem. Compared to Boogie, he's the pinnacle of maturity. If nothing else, he's sympathetic.

    • @zachrohler1047
      @zachrohler1047 2 месяца назад

      You mean papa gundam lmao?

  • @solanumlycopersicum5594
    @solanumlycopersicum5594 2 месяца назад +3

    Wings of Redemption being the straight man in this is the most hilarious thing ever.

  • @crimsonpotemkin
    @crimsonpotemkin 3 месяца назад +6

    Man, I wish I could also hear some Wolf commentary on this whole thing.

  • @Prime92
    @Prime92 3 месяца назад +6

    Now Boogie is dressed as Tipples the Clown. Amazing.

  • @giulizpaviz6381
    @giulizpaviz6381 3 месяца назад +4

    Also Boogie preferred to get a tattoo of the word liar on his face rather than showing any evidence that he has cancer (which he's still insisting to have)

  • @hashkangaroo
    @hashkangaroo 3 месяца назад +7

    21:10 "Butcher, when did you get a tan?"

  • @BryanMullinsTheFox
    @BryanMullinsTheFox 3 месяца назад +5

    Imagine that if Boogie does his jumping on the char thing, he slips out of his chair and lands on his ass...LMAO!

  • @noctyd9322
    @noctyd9322 3 месяца назад +4

    "TIPPLES !" 😂😂😂

  • @DiscoFinalBoss
    @DiscoFinalBoss 3 месяца назад +3

    The real Stephen(Steven?) is the number of TIPPLES we found along the way.

  • @TheFatalcrest
    @TheFatalcrest 3 месяца назад +16

    I'm never the type of person to tell someone to Ctrl+Z themselves....but if Boogie was doing this to me, I'd tell him to either get a therapist or hurry up. I have no patience left inside for the level of writhing pathetic behavior he pushes out. If you are in that much suffering, seek help.
    If you don't. You want to keep suffering and baiting the Ctrl+Z for sympathy and pity.

    • @nmr7203
      @nmr7203 3 месяца назад +1

      Wait, CRTL+Z means undo. You want him to shove himself back into his mom's wound?

  • @malzo1701
    @malzo1701 3 месяца назад +6

    Those edited in TIPPLES!
    fuck my sides

  • @stevenchamberlin01
    @stevenchamberlin01 2 месяца назад +3

    I can’t stop watching the boogie shit

  • @eren__morwen5947
    @eren__morwen5947 3 месяца назад +4

    Bro the editor of this channel working over time. Dunno who it is, but damn thanks for the hard work so often uploading

    • @Schlorb-Lord-of-Schlirb
      @Schlorb-Lord-of-Schlirb 3 месяца назад +16

      Wolf is the one that runs the Highlights Channel, which is pretty dope!

    • @Lemon_Inspector
      @Lemon_Inspector 3 месяца назад +5

      Nobody knows who this mystery man is.
      Also, hi Wolf!

  • @Me20223
    @Me20223 2 месяца назад +1

    The "tipples" cuts are pure gold.

  • @Madbum3
    @Madbum3 3 месяца назад +3

    Tipples is the best thing I've heard today

  • @MisterPls
    @MisterPls 2 месяца назад +2

    16:16 "I cant even post my girlfriend`s Onlyfans"
    E.R: "uooohhhh (dies inside)"
    gets me every time , lmao.

  • @sonofkabisch
    @sonofkabisch 3 месяца назад +5

    Wait, y'all got the chef thing wrong. He doesn't have a chef, he said lives with a chef who pays rent. AKA a roommate that occasionally cooks for the house. He never described him as a personal chef.

  • @MilanousMedia
    @MilanousMedia 3 месяца назад +3

    The Tragedy Of Darth Boogie The Wide is quickly becoming a comedy

  • @AgentPineapple41
    @AgentPineapple41 2 месяца назад +3

    I'm not used to this level of TIPPLES!!!

  • @TonyTama
    @TonyTama 3 месяца назад +4

    This is what happens when you are wide and not long.

  • @AndroxineVortex
    @AndroxineVortex 2 месяца назад +3

    Raise awareness for Tipple Cancer

  • @DMAN99
    @DMAN99 2 месяца назад +1

    I’ve seen similar behaviour to boogie before and one thing I noted was that people like him always default to anger when they know they have nothing to fire back with, I think the idea is that they essentially want to scare off the person they’re arguing with, kinda like an animal letting out a huge roar to ward off potential attackers or the a-hole dude bro who always tries to start fights because he can’t come up with anything as a rebuttal. The last step beyond getting angry is the complete removal from the situation, they’ll seek to remove themselves entirely from the moment to avoid having to continue the conversation, like silently (or loudly) leaving a room with no words.

  • @jamie-fm6mx
    @jamie-fm6mx Месяц назад +1

    The fact that he still has a beard to hide his tattoo shows that he was never being treated for cancer. I'm currently undergoing chemotherapy for cancer and my beard fell out after 1st cycle of therapy ( it's the thing that upset me most as it made me actually look sick) I am beyond repulsed by this type of lie.

  • @beardofpower3823
    @beardofpower3823 2 месяца назад +3

    Boogie Jones and the Tipples of Doom

  • @alexmason3939
    @alexmason3939 Месяц назад +1

    11:05 the way he says "AND I FUCKING DIIIIID! I DIIIIID!" feels like an entire stadium is about to break out in cheer, bump their firsts and scream "LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO! HELL YEAH!"