Honest Trailers - The Bourne Trilogy

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  • Опубликовано: 22 янв 2025

Комментарии • 4 тыс.

  • @bul13ts
    @bul13ts 8 лет назад +3216

    Totally missed the chance to call it Good Will Punching.

  • @aniximander
    @aniximander 7 лет назад +933

    This episode actually just reminded me of how great these movies are. Gotta watch them again.

  • @nomoreheroes93
    @nomoreheroes93 8 лет назад +1544

    "Just keep shooting, just keep shooting, just keep shooting..." - Jason "Dory" Bourne's internal monologue

  • @Liur.
    @Liur. 7 лет назад +106

    1:30 - I know this is just for comedy, but thats totally realistic. Most cases of retrograde amnesia tend to be memory based. This means you still can do many things that you may think of as "muscle memory", or that are procedural. For example, you definitely would still know how to ride a bike, or in his case killing people in creative ways lol.

  • @nico-v113
    @nico-v113 8 лет назад +266

    Even this trailer makes the Bourne franchise look badass

  • @volcanosauce00
    @volcanosauce00 8 лет назад +205

    The best parts of the Bourne movies are not the action scenes, not the gritty realism, but the badass phone calls Jason makes

  • @Ram-RTR
    @Ram-RTR 7 лет назад +509

    How can you forget to mention the song at the end of all Bourne movies!!! Extreme ways!

    • @nikolamladenoff3516
      @nikolamladenoff3516 6 лет назад +47

      Sriram Venkatesan i was waiting to hear the “waaaaah waaaaah,” at the end but was left disappointed...

    • @aeckler01
      @aeckler01 3 года назад +6

      I had to close down everything
      I had to close down my mind
      Too many things to cut me
      Too much could make me blind
      I've seen so much in so many places
      So many heartaches, so many faces
      So many dirty things
      You couldn't even believe
      I would stand in line for this
      It's always good in life for this

  • @Ladykyra101
    @Ladykyra101 6 лет назад +311

    "Like, A Million Turtlenecks." 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @VilleHalonen
    @VilleHalonen 4 года назад +130

    The only trilogy I can think of that starts out great and gets better with every film.

    • @cameronlamb1869
      @cameronlamb1869 3 года назад +7

      you can literally skip the second one and miss nothing

    • @donnietariang1929
      @donnietariang1929 2 года назад +7

      The batman and John wick trilogy are some examples that gets better with each flim

    • @santiag0_pered0
      @santiag0_pered0 2 года назад +5

      @@cameronlamb1869 It's still fucking great.

    • @AverageCommentor
      @AverageCommentor 2 года назад +3

      @@cameronlamb1869.
      Why Bourne is not still hiding with Marie, and Pam's experience with Bourne, pretty massively affect the last film, and you have to watch the second film to know about them.

    • @imamfakhruddin1015
      @imamfakhruddin1015 Год назад +2

      I'd say the Lord of The Rings trilogy fits this description too

  • @himynameiswerty
    @himynameiswerty 8 лет назад +127

    i can't believe you guys didn't include the best part of this film! "what if I can't find her?" "Should be easy. She's standing right in front of you"

    • @kristiankamph4334
      @kristiankamph4334 4 года назад +39

      if you were in your office we'd be having this conversation face to face

    • @4334crow
      @4334crow 4 года назад +31

      @@kristiankamph4334 Take some rest Pam, you look tired.

    • @mitchelldurward8863
      @mitchelldurward8863 2 года назад +5

      Get some sleep Pam... You look tired.

  • @filmfan4
    @filmfan4 7 лет назад +337

    He can remember and do all those cool things because of procedural memory. It works on a different system to episodic memory (who he is). Procedural is subconsciously embedded, episodic is consciously embedded 😊

    • @RogueReplicant
      @RogueReplicant 6 лет назад +8

      Tom - Geek 😒

    • @Ladykyra101
      @Ladykyra101 6 лет назад +10

      "NERD!!!" -Mr. Piccolo. 😉

    • @beckerqueiroz
      @beckerqueiroz 5 лет назад +13

      Thank you, I was looking for someone to have commented this already! Spot on.

    • @noogeyroadrocks8062
      @noogeyroadrocks8062 4 года назад +1

      i feel like watching Idiocracy, where being smart is not cool

    • @Hamzah_zz
      @Hamzah_zz 4 года назад

      A- level psychology

  • @WavyGamer18
    @WavyGamer18 8 лет назад +145

    having watched jason bourne, I laughed so hard when I thought, in this movie he tries to find out who made him who he is, has a cool car chase and runs away from people on computer screens only this time he's a meme

  • @jasonkaykl
    @jasonkaykl 7 лет назад +657

    "Signature camera work that looked like someone strapped a GoPro to a meth head" --> ROTFLMFAO 👍👍👍

    • @stevea2085
      @stevea2085 5 лет назад +7

      That line totally got me. So awesome.

    • @passthebutterrobot2600
      @passthebutterrobot2600 5 лет назад +5

      Also, he's not wrong.

    • @danieloneal7137
      @danieloneal7137 5 лет назад +5

      More like strapping a GoPro to an epileptic baboon.

    • @thefirstbourne149
      @thefirstbourne149 4 года назад

      Aaron Hawley Not really. It works, but not always, but when it works, you get Bourne fighting Desh.

  • @georgeweasley54
    @georgeweasley54 8 лет назад +347

    Skills of Liam Neeson from Taken + Brains of Dory from Finding Nemo = Jason Bourne
    is it weird that that made sense??

    • @arogustus3984
      @arogustus3984 7 лет назад +4

      George Weasley Nope

    • @ashakydd1
      @ashakydd1 4 года назад +6

      Not at all. For three movies, it worked very well.

    • @captainhowlerwilson508
      @captainhowlerwilson508 4 года назад +1

      It doesn’t fully make sense, because amnesia and short-term memory loss are not at all the same thing.

  • @ARVvidz
    @ARVvidz 7 лет назад +22

    My favourite film series. All three are literally some of my absolute favourite films of all time.

  • @AFNBarbosa
    @AFNBarbosa 8 лет назад +86

    actually, those "useless skills" are pretty useful for someone on the run. By memorizing the car plates he can later try and find out to whom it belongs to if needed. By knowing the waitress is left handed, he knows how they would position thenselves into a shooting position. By knowing the guys weight he can estimate how hard it would be to fight or flee from that guy.

  • @JamiJR
    @JamiJR 8 лет назад +98

    All I want for Christmas - which should give you enough time to do it - is an honest trailer for Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter with a line that points out that, other than the vampires, ALVH is actually MORE historically accurate than Spielberg's Lincoln, right down to getting the wallpaper right.
    That's right, a movie where Honest Abe slays vampires is more historically accurate than a historical movie about Lincoln.

    • @ALifeOfWine
      @ALifeOfWine 8 лет назад +4

      Maybe the attention to detail in Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter is more accurate, but surely the rest of the film isn't :p

    • @tyrus1235
      @tyrus1235 8 лет назад +6

      Just like how Monty Python and the Holy Grail is (probably) the most historically accurate movie adaptation of the original King Arthur stories.

    • @JamiJR
      @JamiJR 8 лет назад +2

      Sebastian Winner Other than the vampires, it actually IS more accurate than Spielberg's Lincoln.

    • @munromister777
      @munromister777 8 лет назад

      Maybe they should've been trying to be accurate to the book instead of to history.

  • @Funkyjunkmail
    @Funkyjunkmail 8 лет назад +543

    Please Say: Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose guava juice, giant snake birthday cake, large fry chocolate shake.

    • @bfallon7076
      @bfallon7076 8 лет назад +11

      Who else sang it?

    • @thegirllikesmovies7389
      @thegirllikesmovies7389 8 лет назад +25

      "Timmy is a average kid who no one understands, mom and dad and Vicky always giving him commands"

    • @johnschwalb
      @johnschwalb 8 лет назад +7

      +TheGirlLikesMovies bad twerp

    • @Jluyoungzone
      @Jluyoungzone 8 лет назад +7

      +TheGirlLikesMovies "The doom and gloom up in his room is broken instantly, by these magic little fish who grant his every wish, 'cause they're reality"

    • @shriharihudli
      @shriharihudli 8 лет назад +7

      They are his odd parents, fairly oddparents.
      "Wands and wings!"
      "Floaty crowny things!"

  • @youwayo
    @youwayo 8 лет назад +478

    Jason Bourne is one of those people who can make the simplest objects become a deadly weapon

    • @GarlicPudding
      @GarlicPudding 8 лет назад +15

      Like a more hardcore Macguyver, amirite?

    • @Pangchristian
      @Pangchristian 8 лет назад +18

      only one of those people, but jackie chan will always be the master of all

    • @gregorcleganesrabidpug26
      @gregorcleganesrabidpug26 8 лет назад +25

      "how to make a javelin missile out of the contents of a janitors cart, by jason bourne"

    • @alexiz0013
      @alexiz0013 8 лет назад

      +Pang Christian Truth

    • @rmcbean5699
      @rmcbean5699 8 лет назад +25

      Dear Jason Bourne,
      Enclosed is a rubber band, a paperclip, and a drinking straw. Please save my dog.

  • @Sjrick
    @Sjrick 8 лет назад +225

    The one thing that always bugged me was when he was in public, he did nothing to conceal his identity. Not even a friggin hat.

    • @VascoCC95
      @VascoCC95 6 лет назад +66

      That's because it would be obvious, they would be looking for someone with hat and sunglasses. Instead, he hided by dressing as everyone else who is not hiding.

    • @aaronrobinson2121
      @aaronrobinson2121 5 лет назад +54

      @@VascoCC95 I always figured it's because his face looks just like everyone else's in the universe on average, so he's got a great disguise just being himself.
      In the universe where Matt Damon doesn't exist, obviously.

    • @notahotshot
      @notahotshot 5 лет назад +53

      @@aaronrobinson2121, having read the books I can tell you that is exactly why he didn't hide his face. The treadstone operatives were all average in appearance so as to be able to blend in easily. Of course the books were written well before the age of ever present security cameras, facial recognition software, and real-time data transmission. Even with these things, spotting that one specific average looking guy in a crowd of average looking guys is going to be tricky.

    • @Kamamura2
      @Kamamura2 4 года назад +3

      That's because the movie is one big make-believe bulls--t. It sells stunts with confidence, but that does not mean they are possible. For example, you cannot defeat a knife fighter with a rolled newspaper. He will just press you against a wall or table and stab you full of holes, ignoring your newspaper - compared to the knife, it does nothing. You cannot run from snipers, you cannot out-shoot dozens of operatives lying in wait for you, it's all just garbage.

    • @paragraphius6953
      @paragraphius6953 4 года назад +26

      Daniel Ryslink well you also went out of the cinema, having just watched Jurassic Park, crying: „Buhuu, that is not possible, i am so clever, why is fiction not realistic!“ lol dude grow up

  • @The3rdGunman
    @The3rdGunman 8 лет назад +291

    Honest Trailer for Leon: The Professional........Do it NOW!!!!

    • @thegirllikesmovies7389
      @thegirllikesmovies7389 8 лет назад +14

      "He's not my father...he's my lover" lol

    • @renew1098
      @renew1098 8 лет назад +5

      send everyone

    • @-belue-6697
      @-belue-6697 7 лет назад +2

      3rd Gunman...THAT movie was when the horribly perverted "COUNTDOWN CLOCK TO NATALIE PORTMANS 18TH BIRTHDAY" started. 😁😐😎

    • @muznick
      @muznick 6 лет назад +3

      @@renew1098 What do you mean, everyone?

    • @notahotshot
      @notahotshot 5 лет назад +7

      @@muznick
      *"EVERYONE!"*

  • @Sorane136
    @Sorane136 8 лет назад +12

    The trilogy is just AWESOME. Thank you for making this guys.

  • @scottychannz
    @scottychannz 7 лет назад +3

    The Voice behind the Honest Trailers is my new Urban Hero!! Makes me laugh, cry and feel all warm and fuzzy inside!!

  • @jpgnexus
    @jpgnexus 8 лет назад +75

    Come alone... slip away. so accurate.

  • @davidthomson1529
    @davidthomson1529 8 лет назад +12

    Loved the bit about the repetition of "the asset." In the new film, Vincent Cassel plays a character literally *named* "the Asset." I think this proves Damon and Greengrass are just trolling us now.

  • @mcx12011
    @mcx12011 7 лет назад +155

    Finding Bourny is awesome title

    • @Shereeda2202
      @Shereeda2202 4 года назад +1

      Christian M Hoffman I laughed way too hard when he said it

  • @GenerationWest
    @GenerationWest 8 лет назад +14

    I remember the Bourne Legacy, because It was on TV a few weeks ago, if it wasn't, It would be lost in my mind like Algebra.

  • @TheShmekler
    @TheShmekler 8 лет назад +13

    You guys are the best. I was in tears with this one. The second half I could not stop laughing.

  • @blzahz7633
    @blzahz7633 8 лет назад +268

    Have you done The Fifth Element yet? You should.

    • @goanna83
      @goanna83 8 лет назад +10

      yes indeed. please do fifth element! BUMP!

    • @Rouzmary
      @Rouzmary 8 лет назад +8

      Ooooh totally! The Fifth Element, please do The Fifth Element!!!!

    • @nootsani
      @nootsani 8 лет назад +2

      Do the fifth element

    • @mirkomariscal8155
      @mirkomariscal8155 8 лет назад +3

      The fifth element pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! The Fifth Element!!!!!!

    • @thomnikas7731
      @thomnikas7731 8 лет назад +2

      Fifth!!!!!!!!!! element!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @reaganoliveira7199
    @reaganoliveira7199 8 лет назад +220

    Say, "Your scratchy squirrel voice has nothing on my sexy buttery cow voice."

    • @kschmadeka
      @kschmadeka 8 лет назад +1

      That is an amazing quote!

    • @kschmadeka
      @kschmadeka 8 лет назад

      Please, stop the hait.

    • @Jalabeoth
      @Jalabeoth 8 лет назад +2

      he says this in the watchmen trailer!

    • @kschmadeka
      @kschmadeka 8 лет назад +1

      I too have seen this. Congratulations Reagan Oliveira, your prize is well earned and I dream of one day sharing that stage.

    • @kschmadeka
      @kschmadeka 8 лет назад

      kaushal verma You jel or something?

  • @fife007
    @fife007 8 лет назад +59

    so let me guess the new Jason Bourne movie is about a guy who runs from the government, has a cool car chase, a control room filled with people on there computers, and when Jason gets the guy turns out he was someone else's puppet? am I about right?

  • @logangrove4103
    @logangrove4103 5 лет назад +16

    These are some of the best dang movies out there. Gotta love em

  • @flythew1579
    @flythew1579 8 лет назад +7

    This is definitely one of my favorite trilogies

  • @kaito2005
    @kaito2005 8 лет назад +109

    For me the Bourne trilogy is up the with the all time bests.

    • @Christoff070
      @Christoff070 4 года назад

      You should read the books, they're even better

    • @ig-kun1475
      @ig-kun1475 3 года назад +2

      @@Christoff070 in one hand, have the fights, and the emotion, in the books, idk, i doesn't have one book

    • @daredevil6145
      @daredevil6145 Год назад +1

      @@Christoff070 Books have 1 main flaw
      *it doesn't have music*

  • @kiwimuse
    @kiwimuse 8 лет назад +116

    Saving Private Bourne lol

    • @trizvanov
      @trizvanov 4 года назад +12

      Saving Bourne's Privates

  • @ninjaned1000
    @ninjaned1000 3 года назад +18

    Even though I credit a lot of Hollywood's quality's downfall to this franchise's influence, its still one of my favorites and I think most movies that tried to copy it never even got close to its level of mastery

    • @israeltsegaye1903
      @israeltsegaye1903 Год назад +1

      Try night agent
      Almost close but there tho

    • @eddiencstate
      @eddiencstate Год назад +1

      John Wick series, exact same storyline.
      1. Get trained by the company.
      2. The company wants you dead.
      3. Fight back against the company.
      Same.

  • @augmenautus
    @augmenautus 8 лет назад +119

    Wait did Archer get the tactical turtleneck from Jason Bourne?

    • @OllieSmythable
      @OllieSmythable 8 лет назад +26

      No way man, Archer invented the tactical turtleneck, then those dickheads from Odin stole it. Bourne probably worked for Odin and he probably cannot make a decent eggs Woodhouse.

    • @adamussher2880
      @adamussher2880 8 лет назад +30

      If you asked Archer, he would probably say Jason Bourne got the tactical turtleneck from him.

    • @cyberguy1999
      @cyberguy1999 8 лет назад +4

      He got it from Steve Mcqueen in Bullitt

    • @lukalakicevic2305
      @lukalakicevic2305 8 лет назад +11

      Yeah but Lana?! LANAAA?!....."Danger-Zone".

    • @minifratellijames
      @minifratellijames 8 лет назад +25

      Jason Bourne invented the turtleneck, but Archer was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment. A
      ...
      tacktleneck

  • @mrmusickhimself
    @mrmusickhimself 8 лет назад +111

    "Jason Bahn"
    Sadly, it took me a minute to realize what you did there. Good on ya.

    • @sergioflores90
      @sergioflores90 8 лет назад +6

      I still don't get it. :(

    • @Haahhnn
      @Haahhnn 8 лет назад +25

      +Sergio Flores Boston accent...look up Boston accents

    • @sergioflores90
      @sergioflores90 8 лет назад

      +Haahhnn but why the Boston accent? Is Damon from Boston?

    • @Haahhnn
      @Haahhnn 8 лет назад +11

      +Sergio Flores yea, him and Ben Affleck

    • @patrickmadden966
      @patrickmadden966 8 лет назад +2

      He is from Cambridge and went to college in Boston, yea.

  • @snakeplissken5080
    @snakeplissken5080 8 лет назад +283

    Say "I have no father, I was brought to life by Zeus".

    • @ggt47
      @ggt47 8 лет назад

      ha

    • @siljeff2708
      @siljeff2708 8 лет назад +3

      Well that's.... neat

    • @tristanspear4558
      @tristanspear4558 8 лет назад

      +The Slick Android lol I know right

    • @AxelWedstar411
      @AxelWedstar411 8 лет назад

      +The Slick Android My thoughts exactly. XD

    • @R0DisG0D
      @R0DisG0D 8 лет назад

      Oh, that is who she was talking about. I didn't know how Zeus was pronounced in english so I wondered who this Suhs guy is.

  • @FrizzKid05
    @FrizzKid05 8 лет назад +38

    LOLOLOL @ "10 Things I Hate About Spies." That was a fuckin' great one.

  • @sachikoshinozaki5207
    @sachikoshinozaki5207 8 лет назад +197

    PLEEAASE DO SHERLOCK !!!

    • @tuckerjoben3081
      @tuckerjoben3081 8 лет назад

      They're getting to it. It's gonna be made right after season 5.

    • @sachikoshinozaki5207
      @sachikoshinozaki5207 8 лет назад +9

      +The Nerd Ninja right after season 5.... Only a few more centuries to wait...
      (thank you for your answer)

    • @blueserenity7
      @blueserenity7 8 лет назад +4

      FINALLY, I'm not the only person on these videos requesting it!!

    • @kevintravers3988
      @kevintravers3988 8 лет назад +2

      YES!

    • @michaeldelgado4828
      @michaeldelgado4828 8 лет назад

      Yes!!!!!!!

  • @marcusblixenkrone-mller7169
    @marcusblixenkrone-mller7169 7 лет назад +19

    I like how in Jason Bourne there's literally a character named "the asset"

  • @jjirish2
    @jjirish2 2 года назад +4

    I am aware the fights may not be really feasible for real life, I still believe this is the best choreographed sequences I have ever watched. ❤

  • @madi_beee
    @madi_beee 8 лет назад +204

    Just saw Jason Bourne and all I can say is "if it ain't broke don't fix it".

    • @jakekale6037
      @jakekale6037 8 лет назад +29

      All I can say is: if it is broke, please fix it.

    • @rd3299
      @rd3299 8 лет назад +3

      But the trilogy ain't broke, is it?

    • @SirUnknown2
      @SirUnknown2 8 лет назад +14

      +Jake Kale If it is broke, lend it some money.

    • @DRZREALEST
      @DRZREALEST 8 лет назад

      jajajaj , that was just my thought.. I felt I was seeing part 2

    • @McNaireXstream
      @McNaireXstream 8 лет назад

      seeing it on Tuesday and I am happy to hear that:-)

  • @bruceleeds7988
    @bruceleeds7988 8 лет назад +224

    Please say "Why did you say that name?"

    • @rebelfriend42yearsago34
      @rebelfriend42yearsago34 8 лет назад

      +Omegus Primal martha

    • @Grayman2003
      @Grayman2003 8 лет назад +4

      +Omegus Primal WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME😡 (Pulls out machine gun) AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

    • @bghunter98
      @bghunter98 8 лет назад

      DO PULP FICTION

    • @SamaritanPrime
      @SamaritanPrime 8 лет назад +7

      Naw man, it's WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

    • @kiaramcelhone1468
      @kiaramcelhone1468 8 лет назад

      @12:43 //////// Jason Bourne Movie Available in hd Quality
      Stream Now plus.google.com/+McQuinGanesStaringDika/posts/Z1v537fXXoA ///////////

  • @Rouzmary
    @Rouzmary 8 лет назад +74

    10 things I hate about spies - loved that one :D

  • @ariel_of_narnia4482
    @ariel_of_narnia4482 8 лет назад +1

    I love the way you guys summarize movie plots....

  • @SillyValentine
    @SillyValentine 8 лет назад +45

    The turtlenecks, Sterling Archer would be so proud.

    • @jesse4550
      @jesse4550 5 лет назад +1

      Is that still a good show? Haven't watched Archer in years now.

    • @tvanbroekhoven
      @tvanbroekhoven 4 года назад +3

      They are tactlenecks, really.

    • @jemiebridges3197
      @jemiebridges3197 4 года назад

      @@jesse4550 he's finally out of the coma. I've only seen 4 episodes. You think it's starting out slow or repeating the old formula but ...
      Its lost the old magic. But now has new magic. The voice actor who played the old but died of old age. Wood house. So can't go back, so they try to go forward and it's a super interesting episode. Also Barry. And... A thousand more Barry's. Hilarious.

  • @magmablock
    @magmablock 8 лет назад +220

    I swear this one was like 70% montage.

  • @andersonnascimento6629
    @andersonnascimento6629 8 лет назад +320

    Please Say "Ravioli, Ravioli, Give Me The Formuoli"

    • @voxai
      @voxai 8 лет назад +19

      what's in the pocketoli?

    • @chadbaptiste4227
      @chadbaptiste4227 8 лет назад +5

      I concur with this request!!

    • @Rejukem
      @Rejukem 8 лет назад +1

      Do you mind if I take a little seat here?

    • @andersonnascimento6629
      @andersonnascimento6629 8 лет назад +1

      +Rejukem You're wellcome my young gentleman

    • @Rejukem
      @Rejukem 8 лет назад +2

      Anderson Nascimento Thanks BOSS MAN

  • @evolvermedia
    @evolvermedia 5 лет назад +2

    Loved the way you summarized the plots of all 3 movies with the same paragraph!!!!

  • @saveangel
    @saveangel 4 года назад +3

    OMG I totally lost it when he said, “Like a whole bunch of turtlenecks” 🤣😂🤣

  • @judewojcik3305
    @judewojcik3305 8 лет назад +320

    Say: Daenerys is just Abe Lincoln with dragons and bewbs

    • @Mr0011011
      @Mr0011011 8 лет назад +2

      She didn't actually burn any cities to the ground. Probable less carnage than a civil war tbh.

    • @sebastiandurando2493
      @sebastiandurando2493 8 лет назад +1

      +John Rambo perhaps it is you the sexist that cant see beyond the nudity scenes

    • @PappaTor
      @PappaTor 8 лет назад

      The Rambo movies would have been better if Stallone featured nude naked. Case dismissed.

    • @joevaughn5838
      @joevaughn5838 8 лет назад +1

      ɷ I Haveeee Watched Thiss Moviee Leakedd Versionnn Heree : - t.co/RlKbv1hghK

    • @spikegilfer1997
      @spikegilfer1997 8 лет назад +6

      Except freeing slaves was her goal from day one not "We can't let the south separate. Aw shiet, they're winning the war, better get some extra soldiers. Black Jon, you're up."

  • @benabramowitz18
    @benabramowitz18 8 лет назад +1221

    Do an Honest Trailer for Watchmen before Suicide Squad comes out!

  • @sialababamak537
    @sialababamak537 8 лет назад +6

    You have pretty much nailed it.
    The latest Bourne consists basically of:
    - meth-head camera
    - running from control room full of computers
    - not-so-cool car chases
    - tactical monacle-ing
    - looking worry while walking through a train station
    and of course lot of assests
    However it has lost its charm of previous installments.

    • @NeilYoungHorne
      @NeilYoungHorne Год назад

      I liked the new movie. I don't think people are being very fair to it. I just think the plot was a little weak

  • @Merlijn83
    @Merlijn83 8 лет назад +59

    Is it weird that I even watch honest trailers for movies I haven't seen yet?

    • @missnugget735
      @missnugget735 8 лет назад +23

      No I do it all the time

    • @LadyNekoshema
      @LadyNekoshema 8 лет назад +2

      nah, i haven't seen these, it's just better when you have. i still found some laughs.

    • @CamryLong
      @CamryLong 8 лет назад

      If you haven't seen these movies, what are you doing with your life?

    • @Merlijn83
      @Merlijn83 8 лет назад +1

      Camry Long I dunno.. Not my cup of tea. Never watched Inception either. I remember my dad loves this trilogy though.

    • @CamryLong
      @CamryLong 8 лет назад +1

      Yagami Light thats respectable

  • @trex2957
    @trex2957 8 лет назад +17

    I like how no matter how many people are chasing him, and want him dead, he never changes his appearance, or even his clothes, and just walks straight into the next scene that requires him to use all his espionage skills to escape, like taking a taxi straight from the train station to the objective...! RIAL SCHPY SCHTUFF. shakey camera-shakey camera.

  • @sebandrews4395
    @sebandrews4395 8 лет назад +43

    I've just been to the airport and seen a Bourne book!

    • @AngelousSpike
      @AngelousSpike 8 лет назад +3

      saw

    • @brubs2929
      @brubs2929 8 лет назад +1

      The books are better. Still love the movies though

    • @michaeldeboer
      @michaeldeboer 8 лет назад

      I read the first one. The idea is more interesting than the movies made it out to be. Shame, really. Movies are still great.

    • @gcooper642
      @gcooper642 8 лет назад

      The books are amazing, much better twist in the end. Totally different character.

  • @Jawsjawsjawsrg
    @Jawsjawsjawsrg 2 года назад +1

    That Jeremy Bourn movie, it's not that I forgot, it's that I was trying to forget.

  • @reeshavkumar8946
    @reeshavkumar8946 6 лет назад +24

    How dare you call it turtleneck. It's the tactical-neck!!!!

  • @stealahb
    @stealahb 7 лет назад +72

    my asset loved this video

  • @LadyNekoshema
    @LadyNekoshema 8 лет назад +9

    lmao, nice ending. i was like 'wasn't Renner in these movies? guess it was just Mission Impossible.'

  • @windyhawthorn7387
    @windyhawthorn7387 3 года назад +1

    I was reading the Books when I was a child and had more time but problem is that if you put them down you have to start again from the beginning because when you get back to reading them your just lost.

  • @benabramowitz18
    @benabramowitz18 8 лет назад +81

    Please say "Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities: What Do They Know? Do They Know Things?? Let's Find Out!"

    • @Christian-uu2yw
      @Christian-uu2yw 8 лет назад +9

      Then say " Three Little orphans 1 2 3, without a home or a family

    • @ozymandias8346
      @ozymandias8346 8 лет назад

      You watch the show too from nextlfix

    • @benabramowitz18
      @benabramowitz18 8 лет назад +2

      Does Anybody Know That Geek? "Until this horse said 'Come live with me!' And now we're a new family!"

    • @punknatch
      @punknatch 8 лет назад +5

      Then "Back in '07 I was in a not-successful TV show"

    • @Christian-uu2yw
      @Christian-uu2yw 8 лет назад +1

      +punknatch then say Now they're Horsin Around

  • @lesshairagain
    @lesshairagain 8 лет назад +6

    Am I the only one that LOVES the new Bourne movie? My Bourne fangirl self was so satisfied when I walked out of the cinema ❤️

  • @oliversutcliffe6474
    @oliversutcliffe6474 8 лет назад +135

    Last time i was this early these trailers were funny

  • @5Ci0N
    @5Ci0N Год назад +1

    Currently rewatching these films and they still hold up!! It's such a great trilogy.
    I dont even mind Legacy.

    • @NeoConnor1
      @NeoConnor1 Год назад +1

      Did you like Jason Bourne?

    • @NeilYoungHorne
      @NeilYoungHorne Год назад +1

      ​@@NeoConnor1I think Jason Bourne is an underrated movie. I really liked it. Some of the plot can get in the way, but it's still a very entertaining ride

  • @ArthurKnight1899
    @ArthurKnight1899 8 лет назад +5

    old ass computer monitors got me LMAO!!

  • @macdeep4039
    @macdeep4039 7 лет назад +35

    Leon the professional

  • @mk6rfc1
    @mk6rfc1 8 лет назад +265

    *Bourne

  • @mohammedabdullah4618
    @mohammedabdullah4618 6 лет назад +2

    Thanks for a run down. *Feeling Nostalgic*

  • @emilyrattini8462
    @emilyrattini8462 4 года назад +7

    I started reading the first book. I'll admit that it's harder to follow than the movie, and it's somewhat bogged down in details, but it's still a lot more gripping than people give it credit for.

  • @Mask0fFate
    @Mask0fFate 8 лет назад +20

    Well, now you need to do an honest trailer for that fourth Bourne movie. Later of course.

    • @garysmith3037
      @garysmith3037 8 лет назад +16

      It would be the same as this one.

    • @Mask0fFate
      @Mask0fFate 8 лет назад

      +Gary Smith But... He acknowledged it...

  • @MrEgofreak
    @MrEgofreak 8 лет назад +3

    2:25 Long Boring Books? I don't think so. I got the whole set as a Christmas present 2 years ago and I adore them. They keep me hooked from beginning to end. Also, every one of them has reached #1 on the New York Times Bestseller list.

  • @alexiz0013
    @alexiz0013 8 лет назад +1

    Dude, I think this is the new most accurate Honest Trailer yet. lol I mean, that really is how all the Bourne movies are (and it's even how the fourth is too. What the hell XD)

  • @myfirstnamemylastname1395
    @myfirstnamemylastname1395 7 лет назад +18

    THE TACTICAL TURTLENECK LANA.
    THE TACTILNECK

  • @EmilioReyes_97
    @EmilioReyes_97 8 лет назад +134

    Say " Where I come from, that's called slavery."

  • @GuillermoSTD
    @GuillermoSTD 7 лет назад +11

    1:01 'The spy who made that era's James Bond look like a joke'.
    Err... he managed to look like a joke all by himself. There was no need to compare him to anyone else.

    • @Gamingnstuff131
      @Gamingnstuff131 3 года назад

      People want the series to return to that nonsense. I wonder if they’ve rewatched the older movies to see if that’s what they really want. Spectre was more of a return to the typical format of those corny 007 movies and many hated it. They can keep all that sci fi stuff and corny fluff in the past where it belongs.

  • @ElSoloNoco
    @ElSoloNoco 7 лет назад

    Omg 3:18 to 3:30 is made all the more hilarious with that, chamber cocking sound that plays after every gun he picks up 😂😂😂

  • @j9rd115
    @j9rd115 7 лет назад +93

    ocean's eleven

  • @ChristinaMagma
    @ChristinaMagma 8 лет назад +7

    Say "Take these broken wings, and learn to fly again learn to live so freeee!"

  • @TheCstar07
    @TheCstar07 8 лет назад +12

    Jeez Matt Damon looks so young in Identity

  • @angusng816
    @angusng816 2 года назад +1

    Bourne Franchise (2002-present)
    The Bourne Identity (2002)
    Box Office: $580.6 million
    The Bourne Supremacy (2004)
    Box Office: $715.8 million
    The Bourne Ultimatum (2007)
    Box Office: $906.9 million
    The Bourne Legacy (2012)
    Box Office: $460.1 million
    Jason Bourne (2016)
    Box Office: $633.5 million
    Total Earnings: $3.3 billion

  • @larrylester6207
    @larrylester6207 8 лет назад +53

    Please say, "I want Michael Bay to remake Cars 2."

  • @angelwolfplays6456
    @angelwolfplays6456 8 лет назад +18

    How about an Honest Trailer for The Long Kiss Goodnight?

    • @seattle_ice
      @seattle_ice 8 лет назад +1

      I too was a victim of that movies particular charms.

    • @angelwolfplays6456
      @angelwolfplays6456 8 лет назад +3

      And we all know what happens when you make an assumption..... you make an ass out of you and umption! :p

    • @midnightblackrose
      @midnightblackrose 8 лет назад

      Yes!

  • @nathanthompson4613
    @nathanthompson4613 7 лет назад +31

    He can weaponize everything in the Staples catalog, but he can't weaponize the catalog?

    • @0w0lord30
      @0w0lord30 7 лет назад +20

      Parcel Ethryzarc Well he did beat a guy with a rolled up Magazine that could be been a catalogue

  • @biro1280
    @biro1280 Год назад

    this honest trailer made me rewatch the whole series again and i loved every moment of it :D

  • @Vintria08
    @Vintria08 8 лет назад +19

    Please do an Honest trailer for Supernatural!!!!!

  • @nutburger
    @nutburger 8 лет назад +18

    10 things I hate about spies had me dying :'D

    • @kieszer
      @kieszer 8 лет назад

      Okey rest in peace then lol

    • @misdirectionswag
      @misdirectionswag 8 лет назад

      lol. I didn't get it -_-

    • @nutburger
      @nutburger 8 лет назад +1

      misdirectionswag that actress was in a movie called "10 things I hate about you" with joseph gordon-levitt and heath ledger. bourne also almost killed her several times in the movies.

  • @tristant.1329
    @tristant.1329 8 лет назад +7

    C'mon don't treat me like I was Bourne yesterday.

  • @spinallday4051
    @spinallday4051 5 лет назад +1

    LMFAO!! "Looking worried while walking through a train staion". Too accurate!

  • @AngryKittens
    @AngryKittens 8 лет назад +31

    Whoa. There was a hawkeye bourne? :o

    • @sericsson1996
      @sericsson1996 8 лет назад +28

      bourne legacy... a film about bourne without matt damon in it

    • @moose43h
      @moose43h 8 лет назад +4

      +Sony Ericsson i just watched that .good movie but wtf .bourne movie without bor. ...

    • @yoavcohen2218
      @yoavcohen2218 8 лет назад +1

      +B L Huber enders shadow was great bourne legacy was garbage

    • @00vondough00
      @00vondough00 8 лет назад +4

      It's the Hawkeye Origin story!

    • @thefirstbourne149
      @thefirstbourne149 8 лет назад

      I actually don't like The Bourne Legacy but, "...Or Hawkeye alias....Gasp! He's actually doing a mission for SHIELD!"

  • @Creekbank42
    @Creekbank42 8 лет назад +36

    do a honest trailer for arrow PLEASE

    • @ooo-cc9cf
      @ooo-cc9cf 8 лет назад +3

      yeess

    • @Bryan-T
      @Bryan-T 8 лет назад +4

      Arrow is shit.

    • @meliodasgloom1818
      @meliodasgloom1818 8 лет назад +7

      +Bryan T You mean "The Shit"

    • @Dr_Footbrake
      @Dr_Footbrake 8 лет назад +4

      +Tytarion Daggeron for 2 seasons, then they dropped the "the"

  • @billyjack4131
    @billyjack4131 8 лет назад +14

    Honest Trailer for The League of Extraordinary Gentleman.

  • @lovelywaz
    @lovelywaz 8 лет назад

    Time to watch this trilogy AGAIN!

  • @ARKflicks
    @ARKflicks 8 лет назад +6

    Say: Apologies to Matt Damon we have run out of time!!!

  • @rybrentmannftw
    @rybrentmannftw 8 лет назад +110

    You spelled Bourne wrong Screen Junkies. You amateurs.

    • @ruslan1886
      @ruslan1886 8 лет назад +2

      When

    • @rybrentmannftw
      @rybrentmannftw 8 лет назад

      A Little Bit Rusty The title. It says Borne, not Bourne.

    • @highspeed5223
      @highspeed5223 8 лет назад +1

      well played you made me look.

    • @thefirstbourne149
      @thefirstbourne149 8 лет назад +1

      Oh, yeah...I was just about to say...

    • @CrimsonAvengerTM
      @CrimsonAvengerTM 8 лет назад +1

      But... it says ''Bourne'' in the title... oh okay, good joke, you made me look at it... xD

  • @GorcStew
    @GorcStew 5 лет назад +3

    The shaky, clunky, quick cut action scenes makes you appreciate John Wick and Daredevil even more...and makes you realize that we probably wouldn't have either of them without this movie lol

  • @jwl00066
    @jwl00066 4 года назад +2

    “those books on sale at the airport” omg this gave me goosebumps i bought one of the books at JKF lol

    • @phoenixtrite5068
      @phoenixtrite5068 4 года назад +1

      I read my dads copy's like with most books I read. He probably got them at an airport.

  • @rubixqoob8601
    @rubixqoob8601 8 лет назад +5

    PLEASE do Leon: The Professional