@@antonymilne1346 its crazy right? Same with transgender people. It has just never occurred to me to treat or view them any differently than anyone else, but the govt is like "HMMMM so youre a GIRL who likes GIRLS??? And you want to MARRY??" "HMMMM you say youre a MAN in the body of a WOMAN???? And you want H U M A N R I G H T S ?!?!" like bro whats the big fucking deal? Why do you care?
+The Versace Life It's funny you say that, because recently I commented to my sister that John Mulaney is a clean comic, and she said, "What?!" Then, I thought about my statement for a moment and realized he swears ALL THE TIME!! :D
I know right! Some people have that power, that even when they curse it sounds elegant and sophisticated! And his voice is so smooth and beautiful, you can just listen to it al day
@@divyanshabatra9213 there are 2 in Netflix (Comeback Kid and Kid Gorgeous at Radio City). There is also New in Town that it may not be in Netflix depending on the country, but you can listen to it in Spotify, etc.
Do you know why they show those pictures? Because they're also teaching AI what specific things are and aren't. Congratulations! By logging into your bank account today you've brought Skynet one traffic sign closer to murdering all humans.
Yeah, it’ll just include the clip of “they’re like dogs without horses!” And it’s like they don’t understand that that’s only funny because of the bit about Veronica the babysitter and it’s like hearing “be quiet, or the other guests will want one too”. Even if you know it’s the punchline of “waiter, there’s a fly in my soup”, it’s not funny if you don’t hear the full joke.
@@adrijapv7321 he makes a joke that as a kid classmates assumed he was of asian descent (which he is not). Also his voice was high pitched so the person on the other line during calls (a blockbuster video worker) assumed he was a woman. Thus he makes a larger joke he's a proud asian american woman who don't need know man!
I love that when he’s starting to get *really* into a joke he starts speed walking around the stage like he’s trying to contain his excitement until he can finish the joke.
@@TheKillahKyla i mean probably. it seems like just a way to keep himself cool enough to finish the joke when he knows it's a good one , i doubt it has much to do with his drug abuse
@@TheKillahKyla His jokes didn't hit as hard back then. Also , being a new(er) comedian likely comes with a lot of anxiety. I don't think he would be as comfortable on stage back then.
@@IloveGorgeousGeorge Or you could have Bo Burnham do that, except you'd probably need to huck your phone out of a window for your daughter's sake... ruclips.net/video/V5wWw8zjlaA/видео.html Bo and John are my two favorite stand-up comedians
Considering he started out in life as an old queen, going through his Chinese Tiger Mom phase and now entering menopause, I think we can safely assume that John Mulaney is the real-life Benjamin Button.
hearing him talk so sweetly about being in a relationship and how much he loves his wife and then now hearing about how he filled for divorce, it’s really sad
@@ctina2572 what they mean is, being rich matters a lot more in some situations. Socially speaking, the privilege to get away is something that needs both whiteness and a trust fund.
@@ctina2572 a pound? As in a lb, 8 oz? Duh no shit, what did you think was gonna happen. That's a huge amount. There are black people who are imprisoned for carrying small amounts. Not a lb, but a gram. The number of white people imprisoned for possession of small amounts is nothing compared to other races.
@@PatriotGabe not in reality-land. Which for me is just New Orleans and Los Angeles. Sounds like pandering/ he's TOTS Fur Shore wrong about how legalization is working. People still getting shot.
@@dlein93 Thank You. But you meant "there are figuratively tons of statistics..." You said "literally" because you heard other people say it, thought it sounded smart, and it feels good to repeat it. Just like Mulaney repeating this assertion. Why is this rich white guy stopping in the middle of his act to pander for applause? WhoTF cares right -except every where I've lived justice is based on economics. Poor people are going to jail. You ca trust me: I volunteer, heading to church now, recovery program later. Daily reality. Real life: NFL players can run weapons drugs and release prostitute beatdown tapes, R Kelly can have a slave house, Michael Jackson can have Neverland, OJ can put out a book "How I Killed that White Bitch". A poor white dude with a grow box in his window down here is definitely going to Angola state prison if the $heriff can't figure out a way to keep him locked up in the city jail here. That's just good economics. ANYWHO- just makes me suspicious when I see a rich white dude, not nearly as funny as Pryor and Mooney, throwing out the same factoids. Devisive and misleading; stirring up hate and resentmemt while shifting the focus away from the real problem. Which will prevent a solution. Kissing you black ass, simultaneously making you dumb isolated. Use the Media to Keep the power of the masses divided while they praise you on TV. CAVEAT: I'm sure there are huge white patches of KKK America where it sucks to be an openly drug using minority. Just get the F out of there. My Irish Catholic family was up in Monroe and the KKK "Litetally" chased us out of town. Grandfather was The City Judge and even he grabbed his family and fled with their lives. Just the way money, power and nepotism works in Prume-Ape culture. Get off the internet/ Go hug a cracker. See if the world doesn't get better than watching clips of this idiot on BoobTube
keybard new in town is on Netflix but it wasn’t a special made for Netflix it was made for Comedy Central I believe but the top part is only auto recorded
Decades from now, I'll be watching Mulaney stand up shows projected into my brain, and he'll still talk about whatever age he's at. "I'm not that old, I'm only 76." And he'll talk about hoverboarding to dinner at 5pm or something.
“I’m at the point where I’m not old, but gross.” And I’m like “there’s no way!!” HE’S 37?? JOHN MULANEY. IS 37?? He does NOT look like an almost 40 year old.
@@Winteramen comedy centrals youtube channel has been going hard for a minute now and netflix postures themselves as the place to go for standup comedy
When I watched the "you're a robot" skit for the first time, I was PRAYING for him to mention these ridiculous "pick images with no street lights in them" idiotic thing so when he did it felt so incredibly satisfying and hilarious. 10/10
The thing with the telling a robot we're not a robot is actually we human teaching the robot how to become a better robot. We're the training AI technology. It's crazy.
Same with the not-at-all-sinister "heyyy, why not post pictures of yourself from now and 10 years ago? Wouldn't that be fun?" (We are trying to teach our face recognition algorithms about aging)
T Electronix The “pick all boxes with X” thing is to train smart car detection. The old “what is this word?” captcha’s used to be for helping translate old texts.
Sreekanth Narayanaswamy this part made me laugh the hardest. It’s such an unexpected expression for basically saying “fuck life” yet it immediately hits so hilariously hard. God tier.
I'm in highschool and can say this is how me and my friends are. I changed schools me and my friends from the old school almost never text and barely hang out. We all like staying home alone so we text every couple months and see each other only on our birthdays. Yeah that's it
I wonder just how long it took him to go, well I can write this shit; can I perform it? I adore Bill Hader's story that the reason he always cracked up while playing Stefan was that Mulaney, as the writer, would swap out the cue cards for something even more silly just before he went on. It always worked.
i think john mulaney would be pleased to know about “tonight’s no good how about wednesday oh you’re in dallas on wednesday oh ok well then let’s just not see each other for 8 months and it doesn’t matter at all” by brakence
Istg half of his comedy is in his delivery. I'm positive no one can perform his pieces because they'd just fail at the deliver. His vocal fonts ( yes I'll be calling it that lol) are so funny.
"You spend most of your day telling a robot that you are not a robot. Think about it for 2 minutes and tell me you don't want to walk into the ocean" Best punch line ever.
You can tell John is mad when he starts walking quickly across the stage like he's late to tell the rest of the joke.
A Stupid Eboy I can’t stop thinking about this
This sounds like an observation John would make. Well done.
@@thedeans6247 Lmao everyone compares me to him
LMAOO exactly!
"I don't even have a joke for that, that's how much I hate THAT SHIT!"
John Mulaney is the type of guy who can unironically call someone a "silly billy" while remaining unquestionably straight.
No, no he can’t.
Well, only because they forgot that last switch in Heaven.
I was like “hmmm he’s got a vibe” but then I saw him next to Tan France and I was like.... oh he straight as an arrow. Wow. How?
John Mulaney bull question mark
Oh, I have questions
Netflix I think it’s about time you give our talented tall child a new special
He's on Netflix though isn't, he?
Grandma Susan yes, with two shows, this clip is from one of them
zizinnnn he has 3, new in town, comeback kid, and kid gorgeous. Idk why new in town didn’t make it
Elizabeth Powell was refering only about what’s on netflix
zizinnnn I was sure new in town was on Netflix! Did they take it off?
John Mulaney has the same energy as Capitalizing Every Word
I’m mind-blown at this revelation.
THIS COMMENT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL
Strangely Accurate
chaotic neutral/almost evil
I Am Damp All The Time
“Gay people are humans and they’re like we’ll think about it”
That's where I LOST IT
Yes
I just can’t-
It's true tho! I'm not even gay but its obvious that's how the goverment thinks about them.
@@antonymilne1346 its crazy right? Same with transgender people. It has just never occurred to me to treat or view them any differently than anyone else, but the govt is like "HMMMM so youre a GIRL who likes GIRLS??? And you want to MARRY??" "HMMMM you say youre a MAN in the body of a WOMAN???? And you want H U M A N R I G H T S ?!?!"
like bro whats the big fucking deal? Why do you care?
¨I don´t know what my body is for, other than taking my head from room to room¨ THAT KILLED ME!
a whole ass MOOD
I read this as he said it lol
That joke made me imagine floating heads just living their daily lives and I was okay with that
Luisa Beato sameee
Best joke of the video
John is like the only comedian I could forget curses, it never sounds like profanity from his lips it just seems like any other word.
Right but he basically never cusses, compared to most.
+The Versace Life
It's funny you say that, because recently I commented to my sister that John Mulaney is a clean comic, and she said, "What?!" Then, I thought about my statement for a moment and realized he swears ALL THE TIME!! :D
Lol same, I told my mom he doesn't really swear and showed him to her and was like...wait...fuck....i mean...
I know right! Some people have that power, that even when they curse it sounds elegant and sophisticated! And his voice is so smooth and beautiful, you can just listen to it al day
Fluoride Jones dude I said the same thing to my family!
This video should be four hours, just all of his specials.
Everything he says is special
Yeah but u wanna support him by supporting official information
Where can I find his specials?
@@divyanshabatra9213 there are 2 in Netflix (Comeback Kid and Kid Gorgeous at Radio City). There is also New in Town that it may not be in Netflix depending on the country, but you can listen to it in Spotify, etc.
There is also an early album of his called The Top Part. It’s available on google play and iTunes in the US at least.
“The passwords of past, you’ve correctly guessed, but now it’s time for the robot test!”
"Is it an E? Or is it a 3? That’s up to _ye!”_
Like 3 times in a row scrolling though the comments I’ve seen a joke at the same time I heard it in the video
John puting his english degree to use hahah
It’s the way he jumped for me
Do you know why they show those pictures? Because they're also teaching AI what specific things are and aren't. Congratulations! By logging into your bank account today you've brought Skynet one traffic sign closer to murdering all humans.
"gay people are humans!"
*"we'll think about it"*
so accurate lol
@The Johnnie walker woah hey there buddy don’t go confusing me for a trump simp
@The Johnnie Walker source?
@The Johnnie Walker of course not you fucking baked bean
@The Johnnie Walker so where is the video? And you mentioned biden as well, where is that?
@@froggiebeans6928 So you are proud of Trump for being the first president to enter office supporting gay marriage?
Yay whoever put this together understands Mulaneys jokes! I’ve see some compilations where they literally just have the punch line with no context
Yeah, it’ll just include the clip of “they’re like dogs without horses!” And it’s like they don’t understand that that’s only funny because of the bit about Veronica the babysitter and it’s like hearing “be quiet, or the other guests will want one too”. Even if you know it’s the punchline of “waiter, there’s a fly in my soup”, it’s not funny if you don’t hear the full joke.
@@esobelisk3110 where was "waiter there's a fly in my soup"?
Jims' Club Gaming that’s just a generally well known joke.
@@esobelisk3110 oh thanks, english is not my first language and in my country we don't make this joke
Mulaney is like what would happen if a quirky radio show host from the 1930's was desperately trying to make it in the modern world.
Desperate being the key word here
He’s doing well! Good for him. Hope that Tall Child gets back to his time soon.
He needs to meet thereportoftheweek
Bold of you to assume he isn’t just that
What do you mean, if
Is it an E
Or is it a 3
It’s up to Ye!
Snl monolouge!
The passwords of past you’ve correctly guessed. Now it’s time for the robot test! Which one of these photos does not have a stop sign in it?!
I need a show for the character he was doing at that bit.
For an engineer, e=π=3
This whole bit has me crying laughing
“We don’t go to *jail* for marijuana, you silly billy.”
I will never get over how much I love his delivery of the line:
“Like the back of a dolphin, my back. I am...I am slick.”
As an Asian American woman, John Mulaney is really out there providing so needed representation
He's a tiger mom!
Julz B he’s got some nice feminine hips
@@maddiehail7991 that's something he's sensitive about!
Explain this please?
@@adrijapv7321 he makes a joke that as a kid classmates assumed he was of asian descent (which he is not). Also his voice was high pitched so the person on the other line during calls (a blockbuster video worker) assumed he was a woman. Thus he makes a larger joke he's a proud asian american woman who don't need know man!
Nice to see a strong asian american woman become such a successful comedian.
wait what
I'm not even gonna get aggressive because one it's not my thing and two I don't get i- *oh.*
@@charoflakes it's from one of his sets lmao. It's hilarious 😭
yeah I realized it in the middle of writing the comment lmao
@@charoflakes then why did u send it anyway? lmao
because I'm stupid, that's why
John: *does almost 7 min about how disgusting he is*
Me: ive never wanted him more
thesecretmeeting why is this so accurate?!! 😅😅
Hahaha he’s pretty hot.
@@aliciascat9433 damn right he is!
He's really cute
EW but Yes. it’s so weird
He Talks Like He Capitalizes The First Letter Of Every Word
He Really Does
This Is So True
oop you copied this but still true
I love that when he’s starting to get *really* into a joke he starts speed walking around the stage like he’s trying to contain his excitement until he can finish the joke.
I wonder if he will still do that now that he is sober?
@@TheKillahKyla i mean probably. it seems like just a way to keep himself cool enough to finish the joke when he knows it's a good one , i doubt it has much to do with his drug abuse
@@anti_fragile he didn't do it in his early career at all
@@TheKillahKyla His jokes didn't hit as hard back then. Also , being a new(er) comedian likely comes with a lot of anxiety. I don't think he would be as comfortable on stage back then.
I strongly believe that Street Smarts should be part of this
Facts. Nothing less.
And at least something from New In Town
Yes! And Delta Airlines!
Four more likes
It was too good to be called the best
*it was the greatest*
John is a top notch comedian. His delivery is so subtle and superb. Its for the most part family friendly and really well written.
Honestly he could explain gay sex to my 5 year old daughter and it wouldn't bother me lol.
@@IloveGorgeousGeorge Or you could have Bo Burnham do that, except you'd probably need to huck your phone out of a window for your daughter's sake...
ruclips.net/video/V5wWw8zjlaA/видео.html
Bo and John are my two favorite stand-up comedians
his new special will not be family friendly just a warning for you derek
John, I think you may be going through menopause.
He does have feminine hips
Elizabeth Powell Nooo, that’s what he’s sensitive about!
dont just call him john. it makes me uncomfortable. say his whole name.
Considering he started out in life as an old queen, going through his Chinese Tiger Mom phase and now entering menopause, I think we can safely assume that John Mulaney is the real-life Benjamin Button.
@@MsCunningLinguistic I think that you mean man-o-pause
hearing him talk so sweetly about being in a relationship and how much he loves his wife and then now hearing about how he filled for divorce, it’s really sad
Right ? Gives single people less and less hope
Love is dead.
Hope is gone.
Omigod when was that?
Wait what???
I wish I had never known this because it breaks my heart ♥️
“I never knew relationship were supposed to make you feel better about yourself”
OH NO JOHN
Drugs are a hell of a drug.
Why does he talk like a transatlantic actor from the 1940s?
I dont know, but I love it.
Because he secretly is a transatlantic actor from the 1940s.
Thats his gimmick
@@kevinmuldoon2192 He really talks like that though. He is from Chicago
He's a new immortal
"Prove, prove!" When you realize John Mulaney should DM an online campaign.
Lisa van den Hoven
He desperately needs to be a guest on Crit Role, I need to see him roleplay within the DMing genius of Matt Mercer
Legit all I could think about 😂😂😂😂😂
i would pay good money to see this happen!!! that would be the best campaign ever!!!!!
YESSSSSS! He and Alex Hirsch should each guest star on Critical Role, individually of course. They're my dream guests for it.
@@toomanyrats534 Individually but also together. We can dream.
Okay, but *WHO WOULD CHEAT ON JOHN MULANEY?!*
Someone who doesn't like tall Asian American children with feminine hips?
I don't get it either but
@@zomfies oh my gosh you're right
#peen#
A horse loose in a hospital?
@@zomfies omg that is cold
“That is such 19-year-old horse shit” is one of my favorite lines
“This is where we keep the dog food and you are a horse! Such a good horse!”
The weed bit started at 4:20
Omg wow
“Don’t cheer if you’re white, [marijuana]’s always been legal for us” we love a woke king
@@ctina2572 the working class does not count as white.
@@ctina2572 what they mean is, being rich matters a lot more in some situations. Socially speaking, the privilege to get away is something that needs both whiteness and a trust fund.
@@ctina2572 a pound? As in a lb, 8 oz? Duh no shit, what did you think was gonna happen. That's a huge amount. There are black people who are imprisoned for carrying small amounts. Not a lb, but a gram. The number of white people imprisoned for possession of small amounts is nothing compared to other races.
Tell that to my criminal record you dumb twit
@@ctina2572 I got popped in Florida for a roach cost me thousands preach it sister
*states a depressing reality about racism in America* "You silly billy"
>depressing reality
...what?
@@mattsmith457 black people and other minorities serve way harsher sentences for weed possession and distribution than white people in the USA
@@PatriotGabe not in reality-land. Which for me is just New Orleans and Los Angeles. Sounds like pandering/ he's TOTS Fur Shore wrong about how legalization is working. People still getting shot.
@@peterwelsh1932 there's literally tons of statistics backing this up, but please continue with your condescension, it looks great on you
@@dlein93 Thank You. But you meant "there are figuratively tons of statistics..." You said "literally" because you heard other people say it, thought it sounded smart, and it feels good to repeat it. Just like Mulaney repeating this assertion. Why is this rich white guy stopping in the middle of his act to pander for applause? WhoTF cares right -except every where I've lived justice is based on economics. Poor people are going to jail. You ca trust me: I volunteer, heading to church now, recovery program later. Daily reality. Real life: NFL players can run weapons drugs and release prostitute beatdown tapes, R Kelly can have a slave house, Michael Jackson can have Neverland, OJ can put out a book "How I Killed that White Bitch". A poor white dude with a grow box in his window down here is definitely going to Angola state prison if the $heriff can't figure out a way to keep him locked up in the city jail here. That's just good economics. ANYWHO- just makes me suspicious when I see a rich white dude, not nearly as funny as Pryor and Mooney, throwing out the same factoids. Devisive and misleading; stirring up hate and resentmemt while shifting the focus away from the real problem. Which will prevent a solution. Kissing you black ass, simultaneously making you dumb isolated. Use the Media to Keep the power of the masses divided while they praise you on TV. CAVEAT: I'm sure there are huge white patches of KKK America where it sucks to be an openly drug using minority. Just get the F out of there. My Irish Catholic family was up in Monroe and the KKK "Litetally" chased us out of town. Grandfather was The City Judge and even he grabbed his family and fled with their lives. Just the way money, power and nepotism works in Prume-Ape culture. Get off the internet/ Go hug a cracker. See if the world doesn't get better than watching clips of this idiot on BoobTube
do you mean: *everything john mulaney does*
THAT FIRST CLIP HITS SO DIFFERENT NOW
"Like 'ugggghhhhh' "
"You know, life"
Hit hard
No Delta Airlines, High School Party or What’s New Pussycat means this list is incomplete
BWAHH BWAHH WHATS NEW PUSSYCAT
“Because were delta airlines and life is a fucking nightmare”
arent those from his audio recorded shows not his netflix specials tho? :^0
S C A T T E R
keybard new in town is on Netflix but it wasn’t a special made for Netflix it was made for Comedy Central I believe but the top part is only auto recorded
"I am damp now and I'll be damp later."
True that lol
Pretty much covers most of my 30s.
i like your pfp
" LOoK AT thESE cURVy LETTErs!!"
Was scrolling and read this as he said it 😂😂😂
@Mo O'Connor *tHatS uP to yE*
Decades from now, I'll be watching Mulaney stand up shows projected into my brain, and he'll still talk about whatever age he's at. "I'm not that old, I'm only 76." And he'll talk about hoverboarding to dinner at 5pm or something.
“I’m at the point where I’m not old, but gross.” And I’m like “there’s no way!!” HE’S 37?? JOHN MULANEY. IS 37?? He does NOT look like an almost 40 year old.
I’m convinced he is immortal and is from the 1940’s
I mean, he’s basically just a tall Asian-American child with feminine hips
Asian women always age well
@@peytonh.42 John and Shane Madej would get along really well then as they're both immortal 🤣
Netflix: Comedy Central is doing what!?
*starts channel*
What? What's the drama?
Explain pls
@@Winteramen comedy centrals youtube channel has been going hard for a minute now and netflix postures themselves as the place to go for standup comedy
@@iflywiteguy18 to be fair it kinda is
@@inserttaghere3015 It honestly probably is, I was just explaining to mountain boy he seemed pressed lol
Man, Grant Gustin looks like a tired, old, baby.
Asian American woman with feminine hips
I know, right? That tall child looks terrible
Get some rest, tall child!
You can’t keep burning the candle at both ends
Guys! Stop! This is what he’s SENSITIVE about!
“What did I sit in? It was me!”
That was the most Mulaney delivery ever
Now whenever I have a captcha, I automatically think "The passwords have passed, you've correctly guessed, but now it's time for the robot test!"
When I watched the "you're a robot" skit for the first time, I was PRAYING for him to mention these ridiculous "pick images with no street lights in them" idiotic thing so when he did it felt so incredibly satisfying and hilarious. 10/10
"I want to thank my wife, who is New York tonight. She was very busy and said to me: "I just cant fly across the country to watch you lose""
6:14 - 6:55 He'd make a good Riddler imo
Omg I can’t unsee that
True tho
Nice-fluffy-joke nice-fluffy-joke nice-fluffy-joke hard-hit-about-the-racial-inequality-of-the-justice-system nice-fluffy-joke.
What a nice sandwich.
@@adammcfall5133 I like mine with "existential-meltdown-about-the-gravity-of-the-true-situation-I'm-currently-catatonic-about" sauce.
“you know, cause mail”
“you know, how kids do”
“you know, life”
i love the way he walks across the stage it’s like he’s stepping on ice and trying not to slip you know it’s just sorta glide-y
“I am damp all the time. I am damp now, I will be damp later.” He’s perfectly described working in retail, oh my god-
* God *
I think we all know the cause of that now
The thing with the telling a robot we're not a robot is actually we human teaching the robot how to become a better robot. We're the training AI technology. It's crazy.
Well duh, its not like the robot is gonna teach itself that..
Yet.
Same with the not-at-all-sinister "heyyy, why not post pictures of yourself from now and 10 years ago? Wouldn't that be fun?"
(We are trying to teach our face recognition algorithms about aging)
T Electronix The “pick all boxes with X” thing is to train smart car detection. The old “what is this word?” captcha’s used to be for helping translate old texts.
I watched a video on this just yesterday and had the same reaction as soon as he brought up the captchas :D
@@DeathnoteBB On behalf of the internet........no one is impressed.
"THink about that for two minutes and tell me that you dont want to walk into the ocean"
Sreekanth Narayanaswamy this part made me laugh the hardest. It’s such an unexpected expression for basically saying “fuck life” yet it immediately hits so hilariously hard. God tier.
“I don’t know what my body is for, other than just taking my head from room to room”
That really hit me
The passwords of past, you’ve correctly guessed
*BUT NOW ITS TIME FOR THE ROBOT TEST*
I loved that part so much and I don’t know why
this man is a goddamn treasure
His jokes are great but you gotta admit...
*he has feminine hips*
nooooooo that’s the thing he’s sensitive about!
And a high waist! Can't forget about that high waist
AnDa I want em.
I love ‘em.
I’m a dude with big tits. So we are even.
I would like to vote for John Mulaney to be the riddler in the next batman movie. Plz and thx
But like it’s *literaly* John Mulaney but he’s the Riddler
The passwords of past, you've correctly guessed.
But now its time for the robot test
Daniel Garaycochea omw yesss
Batman-"fucking WHAT?"
I second that
"Being married is so nice..." Well that didn't age well
He always says his age in his sketches because he's trying to convince everyone he's not a 10,000 year old immortal.
"Well then, let's just not see each other for 8 months, and it doesn't matter at all." Now I'm looking forward to my 30's.
INTPTT Im 17 and Im already like this lmao I haven’t seen my best friend in MONTHS
Oh god. As someone in her early thirties I know EXACTLY how this is.
I'm in highschool and can say this is how me and my friends are. I changed schools me and my friends from the old school almost never text and barely hang out. We all like staying home alone so we text every couple months and see each other only on our birthdays. Yeah that's it
@@4492 lol same. So, so accurate
No need to wait that long, it starts right after colleage😂
john mulaney looks like he has the same art style as the Dishonored series
This is so underrated
This is probably in my top 5 favorite comments of the year
SO THAT’S WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE! I swear this has been bothering me for the past 4 years or so...
*mind explodes*
I love how he said "weed was always legal for us" wow
12 year old me: why would anyone commit suicide?
23 year old me in the military: 00:36
6 yr old me: why?
10 yr old me: ohhh I get it
“The passwords have passed. You’ve correctly guessed. But now it’s time for the robot test!” Still gotta be my favorite part by far! 😂
It's like someone created a clone of Seinfeld and he actually grew up to be funny. 10/10, John Mulaney.
Holy shit. That's a little too accurate.
You’re smoking something
But Seinfeld is funny tho
@@Bigdog6556 not anymore
I didn't think there was any way for this to get any funnier....then i pictured these jokes being told by Spider-Ham
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂Omg.
I was laughing for hours
Thank you, you are amazing
I need to make an animatic of Spiderham doing John’s bits but it’s hard to choose which ones I want to include
That would explain why his hand was wet. He just washed his hands. Sure.
I would love to see him do a movie with Pete Davidson. Maybe something like the odd couple.
😵💖
And they go to a Steely Dan concert.
@@superschmolz He's good.
Throw kroll in their somewhere
@@irider1201 love Steely Dan. John did take Pete to see Steely Dan.
3:58 "songs for people in their thirties" *basically describes my social life*
Me:*laughs nervously in 16-year-old*
“Don’t wooo if you’re white, it’s always been legal for us”💀💀😂😂
YOU SILLY BILLY.
He is *so* precious.
4:39 you SILLY BILLY
Me, 20 in 2016: it's not horseshit.... it's romantic...
me, 24 in 2020: I Understand Now. He's Right.
"I don't know what my body is for, other than just taking my head from room to room" is a GREAT QUOTE
“The passwords have passed, you’ve correctly guessed. Now it time for the robot test!”
Chill out Elder Maxson. I love it.
John Mulaney is the best
I wonder just how long it took him to go, well I can write this shit; can I perform it? I adore Bill Hader's story that the reason he always cracked up while playing Stefan was that Mulaney, as the writer, would swap out the cue cards for something even more silly just before he went on. It always worked.
How can you make a best of John mulaney list? It's all his best
Because $100 is better than $99.
In the long run, it doesn't matter really, but still.
John: *was cheated on*
*casually grabs sledgehammer*
i think john mulaney would be pleased to know about “tonight’s no good how about wednesday oh you’re in dallas on wednesday oh ok well then let’s just not see each other for 8 months and it doesn’t matter at all” by brakence
Istg half of his comedy is in his delivery. I'm positive no one can perform his pieces because they'd just fail at the deliver. His vocal fonts ( yes I'll be calling it that lol) are so funny.
John Mulaney making CAPTCHA limericks. Classic.
Omfg... What if this is Netflix telling us that a new special is coming... Okay time to postpone my death.
Unfortunately I don't think so. John would have to go on another tour and he hasn't done that yet this year. :/
@@justanotherhalloqueen oh... Then I'll resched then tnx ;-;
Haha 😄 if you hurt yourself I’ll come for you
Please don’t hurt yourself
You doing okay?
*"JUST TAKE A PAUSE, JOHN"*
The tirade from 5:42 on robots is simply PERFECT. The words, the timing, the action, wow
6:15 “LOOK at these CUUURVY letterrrs!” 😂😂
This guy's a genius
"and I will be damp later"
The way John walks around absolutely kills me 😂😂
His humor is like saying the obvious but in a funny accent
i really hate the accuracy of this
It's going to be a bumpy road but you've got this John ❤❤
Bumps are what landed him in rehab. Ho ho ho.
...see, 'cause he's an addict.
I was sitting there like: HUUUUUUUUUH
You know, life.
Never related to anything more
"You spend most of your day telling a robot that you are not a robot.
Think about it for 2 minutes and tell me you don't want to walk into the ocean"
Best punch line ever.
I love how he starts talking about weed at 4:20
The damp part cracks me up because it looks like he's trying to stop himself from talking and he can't
John is the only human on Earth who could pull off that Robot bit, so much respect 🙌
I can't unhear the "I'm gross now" bit without visualizing Andrew from Big Mouth saying something similar, lolz! 😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣
Admin: “Robots can’t tell if a stop sign is in this picture”
Self driving cars: “hold my beer”
we're actually training self-driving cars with those captchas lol
🤣 that robot skit had me cracking up. The robot reasoning was on point. I hate those verification points.
I like how the robot voice he did went from defensive guardian to becoming a Shakespearian riddler in the span of 10 seconds.
Man, the color grading in this video makes John look like a 1950s important businessman in a very important setting, stellar.