I like imagining John Mulaney confessing that this is what he's doing. He just gets up on stage, states his "age" and then says "I give my age in every show, as some people have noticed. Because I'm immortal. And I'm trying to avoid suspicion..... Or that's what the internet would have you believe."
Ok the people worried about the crowd being “dead”, the audio is just edited to only focus on audio from the mic. In specials they add in a little bit of the audience audio, but I guess in this video they didn’t.
My name is RachEl, and it has been, as is often the case, since birth. I am in my mid/late 20s and my grandma still spells my name Rachael on all my birthday cards.
So people won't think he's either 9 or 70, he talks like he's from the 20's but looks like a tall child so people get thrown off their rhythm when they see him
I've never noticed it in other standup of his but in this video he seems to be constantly moving his tongue around the inside of his mouth in between sentences. I suppose because of all that water he didn't get to drink but rather spill...
@@kevinw712 I feel like he just ate like a older, tough kind of steak. Little bits of beef stuck like between your teeth. Getting that last bit of gristle outta there is pretty fun.
He’s on coke. Watch it again and notice how many times he licks his upper gums combined with the sometimes (totally uncharacteristic for him) involuntary touching of his nose. Coke makes most people talk waaay faster. They can’t pause. Mulaney has talked - on and off stage - about his use of cocaine, but it’s clearly not only in his past. His long pauses and perfect timing used to be epic. Shame because he is so much funnier straight.
There's nothing like John Mulaney releasing his full rage to things, including, but not limited to, Pee, Timothee Chalamet, Grandpa Joe. This is what I came for. 😅
@@blackpeopleeatersmith3663 Native English speakers say "What is it like to..." or "How does it feel to..." Don't worry, learning a second language is hard. You'll be fluent before you know it.
@@catherineshaw1122I didn’t know about his problems with substance abuse but watching this clip and his mouth told me a lot. I hope he’ll recover well.
@@philippefleury4298 he won't. He went to a 3 month cushy rehab, came out and got divorced, knocked up an actress who had zero morals (she gushed about being obsessed with him, in interviews, while he was married) and is heading straight for a relapse, at best.
John Mulaney is really talented in general but one of the things I find especially amazing is how seamlessly he can transition. In the span of 6 minutes he took us from peeing yourself to timothee chalamet to his wife/Me Too/lung cancer false alarm to the cruelty of Charlie in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and not once did something feel out of place
@@nessa-marks lol but exactly! Even that is smooth its not like he just does change topic. He makes audience laugh into the next bit without it being weird it's just funny😂
Well he's a regular person, he has struggles. People kinda put celebrities, especially comedians, on pedestals and that leads to them ignoring the personal events that celebrities face in favour of a constructed idol.
Anonymous Fox this video, I was basically saying that their is no point writing a John Mulaney quote in the comments of a video that that quote was in.
Ah yes nursing homes, which of course are full of people who piss their pants just before getting up on stage to do stand up in front of an arena of people.
John Mulaney: [rants about the boy and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory] Timothee Chalamet: [gets the role of Willy Wonka] John Mulaney: that's the same joke twice 🤨
I should not have laughed as much as I did at “I’m taller than the _boy!”_ Same with: “No, no I might have lung cancer.” “Oh, thank _God.”_ Even in context that’s horrible, yet he still managed to make it funny. This guy’s a genius.
To be fair, mulaney is great but I think he went 1/3 on this sets subject matter. Nailed the grandpa Joe bit but I don't think too many people would care for pee jokes or timothee chalamet
He's proud of his height because he knows he was supposed to be short.... in heaven they built like three quarters of a 5'8" dude and then forgot to flip the final switch
To me it feels a little counter-intuitive that John's so insecure about his wife being attracted to Timothée Chalamet specifically. I mean, oh no, his wife is attracted to super-skinny, "clean-cut" dudes with dark hair and cute, boyish faces. That doesn't describe John at all.
It’s better now that I realize Pete Davidson is their mutual friend. This means that it is incredibly likely that realistically, Pete could,,, accidentally invite Timothee to the Mulaneys for dinner one day
Uh, did no one break it to you? They are divorced. They split last year, right before he checked into rehab at Christmas and then he publicly started banging Olivia Munn.
@@cheesecakelasagna I think that John and Anna are equally funny but when you're both funny and one of you is talking about something funny the other one said it sounds even funnier.
I love how he includes his wife in his bits, because there's such a long history of men in comedy portraying their wives horribly and he often calls her his hero.
"Now I know you're feeling blindsided by this, but actually, I've been in the process of leaving you for months. She's pregnant. Okay bye!" - also Mulaney, probably
I think John Mulaney is at his absolute best when he's critiquing tv shows and movies. Home Alone 2, Back to the Future, SVU, HGTV shows, and now Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Keep 'em coming! Maybe Ghostbusters or The Goonies will be next.
I think it’s funny how people keep commenting on how he sounds like he’s from the 1920’s or like the 1950’s because as someone who as lived in Chicago their entire life I can tell you that that is literally just how we sound
With his Charlie and the Chocolate factory bit and the Home Alone bit, I think John could just start a series where he critiques obscure points from movies and everyone would watch it
As someone who played grandpa George in a school play, this made me very excited to watch. You have no idea how many times I've been like: "I was in Willy Wonka in 8th grade." "Oh really, what part?" "Grandpa George." "Oh wow, that's really exciting!" "Nonono, OTHER grandpa..." I slept through most of the scenes and would occasionally wake up and be all like "Eh, what'd she say?" it was the best performance of my life! On top of that, I was the only one of them who wore old people makeup before every show. P.S. Cheer Up Charlie was my favorite song in the show, the other grandparents were sleeping too, and grandpa Joe and Mr. Bucket were singing it too. It was really mellow and relaxing, especially when your in bed aka:the 4 chairs we had to shove together in the dark before each scene.
I danced as Elvis Presley back in an elementary school talent show... By myself. Nobody enjoyed it but me. I'm glad I did it too, becuase the blank faces in the audience was fucking hilarious.
Fun fact: Grandpa George's actor was blinded by mustard gas during WW1 and was directed in the movie by a stagehand flashing a laser pointer at him so he'd know which direction to face for each scene
If that's your idea of fun then we are definitely never going to Disneyland together. Also because you're a total stranger, but at this point there's merely a secondary reason.
You almost always see John Mulaney in cool colors or greys. This John is wearing red against a blue backdrop, dissing other famously waifish white boys. This is Dark John.
That Charlie bit is just genius, every line is just perfect, and with his delivery it becomes one of my favorite stand up routines of all time. I've watched it like 10 times by now and it's never not funny.
Actual conversation when I was dating my now wife: Her: I hated Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Me: what? Her: I couldnt get through it. Me: are you serious? Why? Her: the mom is just singing and i- Me: YOU DIDNT FAST FORWARD THOUGH CHEER UP CHARLIE?! I had no idea this was a universal experience until this moment.
I have never fast forwarded through that movie. I've always loved the whole movie. But I have always thought those other 3 grandparents must have felt useless. Poor things.
When he says "and I was nervous" at the beginning it hit me that his accent has changed a little from his older stuff. He sounds a little like a 1920s gangster now. But like, not the boss or anything, just Underling #3 who's always going "nyeeh, see?"
I love how, when you're watching him, you can kinda forget that he's performing in front of an audience. its like im just listening to my friend go on a ramble about Charlie and the chocolate factory at 3 am. He's very natural at changing subjects and overall delivery
The fact that he called out that we all dont like the cheer up charlie song and that he knows we fast forward through it is kinda scary and hilarious at the same time
Grandpa George gets at least one line in the 2005 movie. He cusses out one of the other kids when the kid is on the news, and Charlie's father covers Charlie's ears.
Children do it too! And when you discover it and confront them gently, most of them deny it, even though they are soaked from crotch to the sole of their shoes. :D
i love how john just came out pissed and yelling
Came out afraid he's "pissed" 👀
@@Jemppu then admitted it was piss, proudly.
what’s new
He’s like an old man on the street yelling about the good ol days
Maddie WHAT’S NEW PUSSYCAT
the reason John mulaney specifies his age in every show is because he's immortal and he's trying to avoid suspicion
tworice I’m 1k
that is exactly it
He has seen other celebs, like Keanu Reeves and Oscar Issacs getting outed. He can't risk it.
He’s actually three kids in an unconvincing trench coat. Somehow he tricks his wife constantly.
I like imagining John Mulaney confessing that this is what he's doing. He just gets up on stage, states his "age" and then says "I give my age in every show, as some people have noticed. Because I'm immortal. And I'm trying to avoid suspicion..... Or that's what the internet would have you believe."
I’m glad that he says his age every show because I can never tell the difference.
absolutenightmare he needs to wear glasses to show that time has passed
He's immortal, there's a reason he sounds like a 30s news announcer, he actually was. He's just trying to throw us off.
he still looks 24 though tbh...
also @Freedom Fighter Y e s
Sometimes, I dont know if hes 6, 8 or 28. But 32? Idk..
@@thedailybullshit4033 he's trying to throw us off our Rhythm
I love how he mentioned Timothy Chalamet and Willy Wonka in the same bit. Aged like wine.
i was looking to see if anyone commented that!
John Mulaney is like The Simpsons in that he makes me laugh and predicts the future, apparently
Nothing brings me more joy than John Mulaney's pure rage.
It's the best thing
Come THROUGH, RAGE!!! I bet he don't even be that mad for real. 🤣💗☠️😏
"And I just INTERNALIZED IT" XD
It's like watching a kitten try to bite it's own tail.
We love a John Mulaney Wonka rant.
i love how john always says his age in every show he's doing cos existence is a joke and also so he can show us the passage of time.
it would help me if he were wearing glasses, to show that time had passed.
Thanks for the nurse Batman reference
If existence is a joke than there is no passage of time.
He's trying to convince us that he's not immortal
Anthony Lawson not necessarily
“And I just internalized it” is such a raw line and I want to use every time something slightly offends me
"and i took that personally"
Such a Virgo thing ! Lol ♍
Thats not abnormal, its simply restraining yourself. Also its quite unhealthy long term.
@@etoyoshimura5834 indeed 🧠👨🏼🏫🧘🏼♂️
"And I took exception to that."
It’s crazy, before I knew of his addiction I didn’t pick up on all of his little knacks. Now watching this it’s more obvious he was high as a kite.
100% the first thing I noticed
Exactly what I was thinking. It's especially obvious after watching his newest special, the contrast makes it crazier.
Right? He was constantly licking at the insides of his cheek through the whole routine
@@Mattbrandnewthat’s exactly what I noticed too
He just said it's 2018 in this clip...
Ok the people worried about the crowd being “dead”, the audio is just edited to only focus on audio from the mic. In specials they add in a little bit of the audience audio, but I guess in this video they didn’t.
Rachael Tobbell oh my god my sister name is RaEchel, this is the closest I’ve ever seen to someone with similar spelling
My name is RachEl, and it has been, as is often the case, since birth. I am in my mid/late 20s and my grandma still spells my name Rachael on all my birthday cards.
Rachel K I’ve really on heard of it spelled the way that you do. I didn’t realize Rachael was that common
@@rachelk3887
Grandmas...
Jared Tessen I onow a girl named Raechel
i looked up how tall timothée chalamet is just to fact check and, john, he's 5'10. not 5'11. you have TWO inches on The Boy
Aneliese Eddy the boy has 3 inches on me. I lost to the boy, THE BOY!
A Eddy i think the boy is shrinking
@@norakelly6703 that's unfortunate. he must be shrinking because he knows he can't compare to the greatness of john mulaney
Two inches from 5,10 to 6,1? Can you explain? I know it sounds stupid but idk imperial sistem and it's so confusing
@@Fan_Girl-xd8wy 6'1 is how tall annamarie (john's wife) said timothee was, not how tall john is. he's 6'0!
It’s like seeing a 1950s radio host who time traveled to the present day
brown suit with an off white shirt
Yeah.. he's milking it.
Stop stealing other people's comments on other Mulaney vids and pretending like you're the clever one, you fucking hack.
kabob21 dude it’s a RUclips comment calm down
James Bond yes
Who’s here after it was announced that John and Anna are getting a divorce? I’m heartbroken for them and I wish them both the best.
Oh no... i never heard such a thing is this real😢
@@ZehraDogru0 Yeah, unfortunately. It was just revealed that he is now dating Olivia Munn too so it’s definitely real
What? Oh no that's terrible :(
He’s also moving his tongue over his teeth a lot & seems so not like himself. I’m so sad
Ik this isn’t related, but I love your pfp.
John Mulaney never fails to mention how old he is every time he goes on stage
This tall child is dedicated to covering up his immortality.
So people won't think he's either 9 or 70, he talks like he's from the 20's but looks like a tall child so people get thrown off their rhythm when they see him
Just like how in rap music they always say the year. That way we always know when it was released.
@@K-A5 Yeah, you're right
It's to have a record of his lies so he can keep it straight and not blow his cover
Chalamet is now 5'10" on Google. IS HE SHRINKING!?!?
John thought he was getting too close of being 6feet tall so he had to take care of it, one inch at a time.
He is likely even shorter than that. They typically fudge the height of celebrities by an inch or two.
His body has to match the face. He is becoming The Boy.
conspiracy theory: john mulaney changed it.
JOHN IS REMOVING HIS INCHES
"My office is in the garage"
Did he finally get a house? Did his real estate agent stop bugging him about a nursery??
This is an on fire garbage can... Could be a nursery.
They made johns office into a nursery so that's why his office is now in the garage
Natalie Santa Anna A nursery for who? Petunia?
@@ellaneill2927 his baby that they will never have😌
Found ou next time on dragon ball mulaney
john mulaney is the human equivalent of Capitalizing Every Word
Yeah I agree.... That's not a good thing...
Is it me or has John Mulaney finally gone full 1930s radio announcer with his voice
Elsie John Mulaney is from Chicago. As someone who’s lived in Chicago her whole life, that’s how all we talk 😂
I've never noticed it in other standup of his but in this video he seems to be constantly moving his tongue around the inside of his mouth in between sentences. I suppose because of all that water he didn't get to drink but rather spill...
@@kevinw712 I feel like he just ate like a older, tough kind of steak. Little bits of beef stuck like between your teeth. Getting that last bit of gristle outta there is pretty fun.
He’s on coke. Watch it again and notice how many times he licks his upper gums combined with the sometimes (totally uncharacteristic for him) involuntary touching of his nose.
Coke makes most people talk waaay faster. They can’t pause. Mulaney has talked - on and off stage - about his use of cocaine, but it’s clearly not only in his past.
His long pauses and perfect timing used to be epic. Shame because he is so much funnier straight.
Anonymous User had cocaine like maybe 13+ years ago??? he’s not a crack addict
"And I just internalized it" hit WAYY to close to home
Did it? Did it really?
@@p0llenp0ny...yes....?
BonkersTundra31 same for me, why was it like that for you too?
There's nothing like John Mulaney releasing his full rage to things, including, but not limited to, Pee, Timothee Chalamet, Grandpa Joe.
This is what I came for. 😅
@@marissa1450 midgets.. 🤣
@@marissa1450 laundry soup
and his wife
College
Man I'm gonna miss his jokes about his wife.
Can’t wait for the jokes about his kid !
At least he can buy the Best Buy rewards card now
@@funnyusername7097 i love you
Also the jokes about him not wanting kids
Why are you gonna miss them?
John Mulaney: my wife is in love with this Timothee Chalamet SOB.
My husband: my wife is in love with this John Mulaney SOB.
My husband feels the same! 😂
😱 I feel so seen right now...😂
Wait a minute.... how did my thoughts get on your RUclips comment? 🤣
Making me wonder: is Timothee Chalame married, and if so, is his wife into your husband?
Chalamet is now 5'10" on Google. IS HE SHRINKING!?!?
His wife being high key relieved he didn't "me too" someone is so funny to me
I didnt get that part. What does that mean
Minnie Mouse there were a few comedians around that time that sexually assaulted people so she was relieved that he didn’t assault someone
THATS what that is???
W
@@micahguillemette3344 have you been living under a fucking rock?
why is this small boy with feminine hips so angry
Noooo thats the thing this asian american women is sensitive abouttt
HES TALLER THAN ThE bOy , Jessica.. 😂🤣😂🤣
I don't know, but get some rest, tall child. You can't keep burning the candle at both ends
@@blackpeopleeatersmith3663 Native English speakers say "What is it like to..." or "How does it feel to..." Don't worry, learning a second language is hard. You'll be fluent before you know it.
Rolft 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
HE DOES NOT PAUSE BETWEEN HIS BITS AND I LOVE THE ROLLERCOASTER
That's how cokeheads roll.
@@catherineshaw1122I didn’t know about his problems with substance abuse but watching this clip and his mouth told me a lot. I hope he’ll recover well.
@@philippefleury4298 he won't. He went to a 3 month cushy rehab, came out and got divorced, knocked up an actress who had zero morals (she gushed about being obsessed with him, in interviews, while he was married) and is heading straight for a relapse, at best.
This 6 foot Asian American woman is very loud.
This tall child looks very tired.
Lucas Stop burning the candle at both ends tall child!
The Asian-American woman kind of has feminine hips
The tall child is definitely a tiger mom
im pretty sure he was on coke
The crowd didn’t deserve John and his feminine hips
they did not
don’t mention johns feminine hips, it’s the thing he’s most sensitive about
He’s a proud Asian American woman
He’s high waisted
@@nickb5576
😹😹😹
John Mulaney is a tall person with short energy
One of the most accurate ways to descrive him XD
I have never heard a more accurate statement
I legit thought he was like 5’9” at the very most
Kitsune Akage if this is short energy i’m fine with being short now
@@coolperson1158 same bro
anyone here just watching all these john mulaney specials about his wife in may 2021 trying to recover from the trauma of them getting divorced
Yeah :'(
THEY GOT DIVORCED?
@@Chatixxxx yeah :(((
@@Chatixxxx Not yet because that’s the legal part but they have split up
@@lunar.mp3915 i think op was referring to the trauma we as his fans are recovering from 😭😭
John Mulaney is really talented in general but one of the things I find especially amazing is how seamlessly he can transition. In the span of 6 minutes he took us from peeing yourself to timothee chalamet to his wife/Me Too/lung cancer false alarm to the cruelty of Charlie in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and not once did something feel out of place
Asher :p he’s one of the best comedians with the cleanest transitions!!
“Changing topics entirely”
Thats our Asian American woman
@@nessa-marks lol but exactly! Even that is smooth its not like he just does change topic. He makes audience laugh into the next bit without it being weird it's just funny😂
He is just an Asian American tiger mom with some superb storytelling skills. Also, he's new in town! ;-)
i played grandpa george in a school play a while back, so i’m glad he finally got the recognition he deserved.
Legendary Rabbit doing the Lords work, God Bless
You're a keeper
Legendary Rabbit.
“So I leave the garage..MY OFFICE IS IN THE GARAGE..!!”
John Mulaney is the only human being that can speak in fonts.
I played grandpa Joe once and I absolutely loved getting to do that but yeah I agree that the other grandparents should’ve gotten some recognition
😂😂😂
i'm six feet, i'm taller than tHe BoY
ndnd sksnnd interesting
Stand up gives me no sense of scale, I never would've guessed he was a giant (I'm 5'3')
Also timothee chalamet is 5'10
the beautiful boy
I was FUCKING KIDDING.
"My girlfriend"
"My fiance"
"My wife"
"My ex-wife"
I'm so sad.
But now he can say "My baby mama"
"My new Wife"
"My Kid"
Don't be he's a shitty dude
@@LeAlejx no he aint fym
WAIT WAIT
WHAT HAPPENED???? 😫
John Mulaney's wife clearly has a taste for the baby face. Makes sense she likes Timothee Chalamet.
Yeah, I saw the title of this video and I was like, "Oh, so she has a type."
agreed
The crowd didn’t deserve John and his feminine hips
@@henrytaylor4777 that's the thing he's sensitive about
To be faiiiir that's just Good Genetics
I feel like John Mulaney is one of the few comedians who uses hos wife in a joke but not in a negative way. I could be wrong though.
Rimuru Tempest Honestly, he does an excellent job of that. Anna is always part of the joke narrative, not the butt of the joke - which is refreshing.
I think he's the only male comedian who actually likes his wife
Jan Viator 😂😂 You Maybe Right
I’m starting to think it’s because he doesn’t drink or go to bars.
If you like that about John, you might wanna check out Seth Meyers' special Lobby Baby.
This crowd dead af, Mulaney deserves better.
Idk this guy doesn't do it for me. Seems like I am in the minority on this one. Can't win them all
no he does not he's traaaaaaash, like ur name u know what i mean?
No worries I think it’s the recording mike, it’s not supposed to pick up on audience sounds :)
blackpeopleeater Smith Your propic explains this comment so much
@@JoeSmith-iv3sf his trash ass vaudeville delivery and basic ass jokes.
love is dead goodbye everyone
This shouldn’t be that funny😂
so true :(
I wonder if they’ll change the title
Well he's a regular person, he has struggles. People kinda put celebrities, especially comedians, on pedestals and that leads to them ignoring the personal events that celebrities face in favour of a constructed idol.
“I might have lung cancer”
“OH THANK GOD”
I don't get it. What were we supposed to think that John's wife was thinking he meant?
@@agiar2000 If I'm not mistaken, it was the time when all the sex scandals were coming out, and a few comedians were involved too.
@@tanhayk416 you're not mistaken
Animation Crustacean 😂😂😂
agiar2000 This was during the height of the #MeToo movement.
“i haven’t walked in forty years.. hold on lemme check”
Yeah I watched it too
@@simspigeon9481 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory or this video?
Anonymous Fox this video, I was basically saying that their is no point writing a John Mulaney quote in the comments of a video that that quote was in.
Fetus loll i was just quoting my favorite part of the video, cause i thought it was funny.
@@laraweinberg7635 are they?
John: “‘No one is peeing their pants and then just going about their day”
Me, who works in a nursing home: um, incorrect
Lmao 😂
100% came here to say this. All day every day where I work! (thanks for doing what you do, by the way!)
Or a nursery. Either way 😂
Literally anyone who knows a small child: doubt
Ah yes nursing homes, which of course are full of people who piss their pants just before getting up on stage to do stand up in front of an arena of people.
John Mulaney: [rants about the boy and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory]
Timothee Chalamet: [gets the role of Willy Wonka]
John Mulaney: that's the same joke twice 🤨
I should not have laughed as much as I did at “I’m taller than the _boy!”_
Same with:
“No, no I might have lung cancer.”
“Oh, thank _God.”_
Even in context that’s horrible, yet he still managed to make it funny. This guy’s a genius.
I friggen adore John Mulaney. Hilarious.
What was the context of that time period that he mentioned?
Tiber Septim Cosby? His crimes got big around the
Double_AA_3333 ahh. That. My sense of time is sorta screwed.
I feel bad Mulaney was doing everything he could to get some energy out of the crowd but they were just so dead it ruined his set
They got better towards the end but yea 😂
I was laughing the whole time john!
Right? Tough fkn crowd, man. Or boring one. I laughed so hard.
Cuz he's not funny
@@defsushi cool addition to the comment section of a video you don't like, bro 👍
To be fair, mulaney is great but I think he went 1/3 on this sets subject matter. Nailed the grandpa Joe bit but I don't think too many people would care for pee jokes or timothee chalamet
For some reason John saying “I’m six feet” is wild to me because he radiates such “5’9” max but 5’11” because he wears shoes with heels” energy
Whizzer's terrible horrible no good very bad day Having the tick marks for height inside of quotations is confusing
@@davids55555 😉😄
He's proud of his height because he knows he was supposed to be short.... in heaven they built like three quarters of a 5'8" dude and then forgot to flip the final switch
@@davids55555 Yeah, I’m not sure what the answer to that is.
Put the whole quote in italics, maybe?
The cocaine and Adderall bumps him up to six foot.
This guy’s like italicized Times New Roman in human form.
....you are so right
Holy shit...
I’m a huge John Mulaney fan and whenever my boyfriend makes a sort of funny joke, he says, “I bet John Mulaney would have never thought of THAT one!”
Yayleene Palacio he needs to start saying “I’M FUNNIER THAN THE BOY”
John Mulaney would be SO proud
hahaha 😂😂
LMAO
"John Mulaney cheated on his wife and then divorced her, I would never divorce you."
To me it feels a little counter-intuitive that John's so insecure about his wife being attracted to Timothée Chalamet specifically. I mean, oh no, his wife is attracted to super-skinny, "clean-cut" dudes with dark hair and cute, boyish faces. That doesn't describe John at all.
You're right, seeing as he's a strong, independent Asian American woman 😂
He is an Asian-American woman with feminine hips, excuse you
Timothee Chalamet will age. John Mulaney is ageless and eternal
@@eileensnow6153 Timothee Chalamet is temporary, John Mulaney is forever
@@eileensnow6153 @Waffle Cakes do not come for Timme please I love him so much he’s a kind, adorable man
"Hes 5'11"
Who?
" THE BOY"
He loves her so much 🤣🤣🥺
John just coming in a day later and going I'M TALLER THAN THE BOY killed me
He’s 5’10 actually
This aged poorly
Are you sure
Huh this didn't age up well
It’s better now that I realize Pete Davidson is their mutual friend. This means that it is incredibly likely that realistically, Pete could,,, accidentally invite Timothee to the Mulaneys for dinner one day
Uh, did no one break it to you? They are divorced. They split last year, right before he checked into rehab at Christmas and then he publicly started banging Olivia Munn.
@@catherineshaw1122 I know that now, I didn't when i posted the comment lmao
I thought for a sec that he had a new stand up on Netflix
yeah I got excited 🥺
Same D':
I almost checked but then I decided to check the comments first and I saw he didn’t 😢
same
ME TOO
John disproves the nagging wife stereotype by being the nagging husband
Also isn't his wife naturally funnier than him? lmao
@@cheesecakelasagna I think that John and Anna are equally funny but when you're both funny and one of you is talking about something funny the other one said it sounds even funnier.
John is an asian american women get is the nagging wife
Well every day he's becoming more like his mother
I love how he includes his wife in his bits, because there's such a long history of men in comedy portraying their wives horribly and he often calls her his hero.
He’s so funny. And his usage of swear words is well timed. Not overused. Well done.
inkagiz dude that’s a fact.
Yeah his swearing is always on point hahaha
That's great dude, i totally agree, he's hilarious, well timed, not overused. maybe now u should work on finding out who asked for ur opinion
inkagiz okay tell me why I read that as “He’s not funny and his usage of swear words are overused” 😭 my brain is dying
Ten cen ha ha...I’ll have what yer having my friend. Keep laughing. Be safe. 🤘🏻🇨🇦
Mulaney’s Wife: Hey, Timothy Chalamete is hot
Mulaney: I’m leaving you for Olivia Munn
"Now I know you're feeling blindsided by this, but actually, I've been in the process of leaving you for months. She's pregnant. Okay bye!" - also Mulaney, probably
At least she has a shot with Chalamete now
@@desireeloveros1055 never in her wildest dreams bros out of her league ngl
@@garbz1414Olivia out of John’s league too let’s be real. He looks like he should be a newspaper boy in the 1930’s.
I think John Mulaney is at his absolute best when he's critiquing tv shows and movies. Home Alone 2, Back to the Future, SVU, HGTV shows, and now Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Keep 'em coming! Maybe Ghostbusters or The Goonies will be next.
Don't forget "The Mule" 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah! With the amount of jokes he makes about movies, it got my hopes up in thinking- “I could be a comedian..” since that’s where all my jokes are. 😂
Brett Maack my wife and I adore the kid gorgeous stand up !
Bri Parker oh my god The Mule bit 😂
the svu bit is still one of my favorite bits hes done
I think it’s funny how people keep commenting on how he sounds like he’s from the 1920’s or like the 1950’s because as someone who as lived in Chicago their entire life I can tell you that that is literally just how we sound
I'm from Illinois, too, and I never notice the mid-western accent till someone mentions it. lol
This is so important thank you for letting us know
So like a younger, mouthy Edward G. Robinson?
Honestly tru tho I was always like “That’s just Chicago??? He’s from Chicago?????” XD
Lmao honestly yeah, I never thought he sounded weird at all
He talks like he’s from 1929
"Nyahhhh cause I'm black see!"
Mid-Atlantic? He actually doesn’t. You yanks can’t even get your own accents right lol.
Yeah, from ‘29, with a D in his A.
yup, and we love him for it
And he could also look like one of The Everly Brothers.
"it's not a bit" he says as he proceeds to make it a bit
With his Charlie and the Chocolate factory bit and the Home Alone bit, I think John could just start a series where he critiques obscure points from movies and everyone would watch it
He also did Back to the Future- ha i didn't realize how much he talks about movies
Um hi, take a look at Screen Rant's movie pitches with Ryan George!!!!!!
And The Fugitive
he did a review of The Mule with pete davidson on snl and i want it to be a recurring bit lol
John Mulaney must wake up and ask himself while looking through his wardrobe “which font will we speak today?”
Wouldn't it be *Comic* Sans?
@@christopherminutolo9384 to be honest that would make sense since hes a comedian but he talks more like in a papyrus type font.
@@Foeisudhxj that was a pun
@@tetronadionoxide5275 obviously
He speaks like 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙎 𝙄𝙉 𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝘾𝘼𝙋𝙎
"four person nightmare" sounds like my friend group
Oof same
Sounds like a band name.
U guys have friends??
Now Anna Marie is free to slide into Timothee Chalamet’s DMs and I hope she does.
theres a rumor from deuxmoi that could be about annamarie sleeping w timothee...
@@june8400 if so good for her 🔥
You wanna know what’s really weird, tim just got announced to play wonka in a wonka prequel.
@@june8400 good🙏🏼 for 🙏🏼her🙏🏼
@@cinderellaskeleton6720 that’s y I’m here lmaoo
I feel like "John Mulaney hates Grandpa Joe" would've made this more viral
Ethan Jackson fax
Sure would make a good title now that he's dumped his wife, poor woman.
John Mulaney has been on r/grandpajoehate
Ezra Schwartz what dude I need info
Can't wait for him to do an AMA and have someone mention that sub
All these posts! 🤣😂🤣😂😍
This was in 2018 he might have INVENTED that subreddit
@@dashman8499 Even better!
As someone who played grandpa George in a school play, this made me very excited to watch. You have no idea how many times I've been like:
"I was in Willy Wonka in 8th grade."
"Oh really, what part?"
"Grandpa George."
"Oh wow, that's really exciting!"
"Nonono, OTHER grandpa..."
I slept through most of the scenes and would occasionally wake up and be all like "Eh, what'd she say?" it was the best performance of my life! On top of that, I was the only one of them who wore old people makeup before every show.
P.S. Cheer Up Charlie was my favorite song in the show, the other grandparents were sleeping too, and grandpa Joe and Mr. Bucket were singing it too. It was really mellow and relaxing, especially when your in bed aka:the 4 chairs we had to shove together in the dark before each scene.
I danced as Elvis Presley back in an elementary school talent show... By myself. Nobody enjoyed it but me.
I'm glad I did it too, becuase the blank faces in the audience was fucking hilarious.
Josh The Hipster i was going to play mrs. gloop in my school production this spring but it got scrapped. i was so excited to yell on stage.
I’ve never seen anyone so excited about grandpa George… other than John Mulaney.
@@OvSpP Maybe I'm excited too because I'm secretly John Mulaney disguised as a commenter. *Shane Dawson conspiracy music starts*
@josh the hipster: I don’t believe you’re really John Mulaney. Prove it.
"what the hell did you do?!?!"
"Nothing! I just might have lung cancer!"
"Oh thank God!"
Fun fact: Grandpa George's actor was blinded by mustard gas during WW1 and was directed in the movie by a stagehand flashing a laser pointer at him so he'd know which direction to face for each scene
and that little charlie ass bitch STILL chose Grandpa Joe over him what the fuck man
If that's your idea of fun then we are definitely never going to Disneyland together. Also because you're a total stranger, but at this point there's merely a secondary reason.
Kevin W I'm not goin to Disneyland with you! You ain't gettin me to no secondary location!!
@@hobihope2981 I know your game, you're trying to trow me off my rhythm and I do NOT appreciate it!
Now I feel even worse for grandpa George
You almost always see John Mulaney in cool colors or greys.
This John is wearing red against a blue backdrop, dissing other famously waifish white boys.
This is Dark John.
...that’s brown, not red
jeikei it’s a warm tone so similar effect
jeikei I’d say more maroon, but now I am not sure.
He's dressed like a 1980 Buick Regal.
*men
as someone who is a member of the subreddit dedicated to hating grandpa joe, this bit gives me immense pleasure
What is this subreddit lmao
THATS A SUBREDDIT!?!?!?
r/grandpajoehate
the subreddit is my only pleasure in life, honestly
no. he’s the nasty old fart that’s in charlie and the chocolate factory that basically scammed his entire family
That Charlie bit is just genius, every line is just perfect, and with his delivery it becomes one of my favorite stand up routines of all time. I've watched it like 10 times by now and it's never not funny.
Definitely watch his bit on Bill Clinton! It's my favorite of his
Definitely some lines of Charlie in there somewhere
Actual conversation when I was dating my now wife:
Her: I hated Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
Me: what?
Her: I couldnt get through it.
Me: are you serious? Why?
Her: the mom is just singing and i-
Me: YOU DIDNT FAST FORWARD THOUGH CHEER UP CHARLIE?!
I had no idea this was a universal experience until this moment.
😂😂😂😂 one of my favs and i always fast foward that part too....
It's actually a good song
I literally have never made it through the first 30 mins of the movie and never saw the whole movie 🤷🏼♂️
I have never fast forwarded through that movie. I've always loved the whole movie. But I have always thought those other 3 grandparents must have felt useless. Poor things.
@@ashleyanderson7912 don't worry, I'm pretty damn sure that Charlie gave all of his family money and a neverending supply of chocolate. 👌🏾
i love how he went from "my wife loves timothée chalamet" to "fuck you, grandpa joe!"
just discovered him, he is so hilarious
Welcome to our club. We all love him and protect him with our lives.
@@christinap-c Well, _did_ . Some of us aren't feeling quite as much on his side now as we were a few weeks ago.
@@tejaswoman Yeah my comment didn’t age well.
@@tejaswoman wait what happened?
@@Xander-mn1bi oh wow ok
John Mulaney said justice for grandpa george
also the "I'm taller than tHE BoY" has the same energy as "I DIDN'T KILL MY WIFE"
Licking his teeth and rubbing his nose, he’s high here. Glad he got help
It's so odd not seeing him with a wired mic
I think he's wired enough for 100 mics
@@C.U.N.Tahiti 👏😅
vv183 this comment deserves so much recognition
Yeah like a good 10% of his act is doing whacky things with the mic cord lmao
@@HyenaFox the cord is essential to his mick jagger impression
Anyone else feel like his energy is different?
He sounds like he’s becoming JJ Bittenbinder
When he says "and I was nervous" at the beginning it hit me that his accent has changed a little from his older stuff. He sounds a little like a 1920s gangster now. But like, not the boss or anything, just Underling #3 who's always going "nyeeh, see?"
Yeah, he's developed more of a "character" on stage. I blame Nick Kroll, for vague reasons I'm not going to explain.
@@Taurusus oh...are you sure you don't want to explain?
GippyHappy STREET SMARTS
@@Taurusus please explain
Jake Peralta is sitting in the audience watching his best frenemy play
I thought of the same thing too 😂
I thought that was him on the drums.
seriously, nobody asked for ur opinion
blackpeopleeater Smith
not an opinion. _facts._
@@eliza3986 don't you mind them XD
They've commented such similar things under many comments :)
I love how, when you're watching him, you can kinda forget that he's performing in front of an audience. its like im just listening to my friend go on a ramble about Charlie and the chocolate factory at 3 am. He's very natural at changing subjects and overall delivery
I gotta disagree... His delivery is so over the top and not natural, almost vaudevillian
That crowd doesn't deserve John Mulaney
Lipi Rastogi in all honesty this wasn’t his best stuff.
Maybe they wanted us to heard John mulaney
muffled by the mic.
@@JabezGill Phew thought it was just me. I love Mulaney but this was just silly stories. The Comeback Kid was pretty good though.
I love how ”and he looks like a turtle” just gets thrown in there like it’s nothing but it really is everything 04:59
Timothee went from "beautiful boy" to just "the boy"
then to "Boy" later Just "Oy" lol idk that was super corny of me lol!
Nice. Quality movie.
@@Azarath_Metrion_Zinthos cringe
The fact that he called out that we all dont like the cheer up charlie song and that he knows we fast forward through it is kinda scary and hilarious at the same time
Timothee chalamet should change his name on Twitter to “THE BOY”
YES
“Beautiful Boy” 👌🏻
Unrelated i love your profile picture
The Asian American woman seems awfully heated in this scene...
when john is angry his chicago accent comes out swinging
ana arias yeah, I don’t hear it.
“FACK YEEEEEW” really sells it for me
@@NicePodcastLive so everyone just decided to come troll him in the comments sections of his videos after him going to rehab. classy.
Grandpa George gets at least one line in the 2005 movie. He cusses out one of the other kids when the kid is on the news, and Charlie's father covers Charlie's ears.
John: I might have lung cancer.
Anna: Oh, thank god.
Petunia: I don’t care if you’re dying, just give me food goddamn it!
A Random Kid On The Internet
BRING ME MY DIIIIIIISSSSHHHH
Dish now
He speaks like he's constantly performing slam-poetry.
Choppy, hilarious, and aggressive.
Not necessarily in that order.
Why is the tall child dressed like Mr. Bean?
Caffeinated Nation that is a full grown Asian woman
Bentley N Yep. He is too old to be a tall child anymore.
@@bentleyn8445No he is a high waisted man with feminine hips
@@ApoloniaJones1976 Don't you see? He's a duck now.
I guess they just couldn't get passed Timothy
This is gold
the funniest comment
or john just could not get passed drugs and another woman
@@alexrussell8358 bingo! Addicts give zero f*cks who they hurt.
@@catherineshaw1122 :(
why does his grandpa joe impression sound exactly like bernie sanders?
xirsamoht x nah, hes doing an old man impression.
As an Asian American Woman she's bringing pride to us Chinese people.
As a short stubby Asian woman, I'm envious of this angry Asian woman and her high waist and feminine hips
@@meiji4785 THATS THE THING HES SENSITIVE ABOUT!!!!
The way John says “I’m taller than the boy” makes him look like he’s in a Tennessee Williams play 😂😂
Right? I can totally picture the scene. He's so damn good at setting the scene. 😊
I wondered if you could tell when he was coked up doing a set. Now I know.
Darryl from the Office just chillin' playing the piano, like what the heck?!
omg! you saw that too? it's not really him, is it?
Melanie Jecker yes it’s him, he’s mainly a jazz artist now
Craig is a great musician and was known for that before comedy
omg wow i didn’t even notice!
Craig Robinson playing it cool.
John Mulaney should guest star on the Marvellous Mrs. Maisel.
yessss omg
hell yeah!
As himself
I agree with this whole heartedly!
“no one anywhere is peeing in their pants and then just going about their day as planned” um u dont know me
Children do it too! And when you discover it and confront them gently, most of them deny it, even though they are soaked from crotch to the sole of their shoes. :D
I’ve been seeing comments about how they’re a good couple, but I also just saw that they’re divorcing
He's an addict. They were done a while ago. Now he's banging Hollywood idiots.
If Mike Wazowski was a person, he would be John Mulaney
HAHAHAHAHA
OK I'm now looking forwards to when disney finally creates the live action monsters Inc lol
Chantel Venessa you and me both sister
Mike wazowski is a person, Billy Crystal
I will tease my future husband with incorrect facts of John Mulaney.
Lol the circle of life
i do this to my current boyfriend, and it’s very fun:)))
After Baby J, I can’t unsee the cokehead energy in these old sets
I found myself counting the number of times he licked his front teeth
I'm glad someone else said it.
He should have been the voice of Timon in that live action Lion King.
Then his dad could have shushed every kid in the audience who points him out.