the entire "zoning out" bit is just a description of adhd🤣🤣🤣 2020: "my doctor said hey do you want to take the test for adhd which you definitely have"
If anyone watches Drew Gooden's RUclips videos, He's expressed multiple times how he looks up to John Mulaney and you can really hear John in his videos
" I am looking through the windshield and I am not going to hit anyone but no" That is me when my mom asks me if I am putting attention and I say " I am looking at the screen and I won't fail but no" in online class
Pete Davidson and John Mulaney's Recap and commentary of "The Mule" will always be on my top 3 list of literally any life event, always and forever. Those 2 together may be the most troubled wholesome duo to ever hang with each other. Aside from Pam and Tommy Lee, that is.
In the mid-1990s I had an audition in downtown Seattle on a Sunday. There were next to zero people on the street. As I walked from the parking garage a well dressed man came toward me talking at the top of his voice to no one that I could see. My first thought, "Wow, he is the best dressed street psycho that I have ever seen!" I finally saw the cell phone as he passed. It was still another 8 years before I had a mobile of my own.
WHAT THW FUCK DUDE!! Here I am taking the hardest shit of my life, drenched in sweat and gasping and trying to find some distraction in a John mulaney compilation,, and you open the video with the SOUND OF COFFEE BEING POURED???? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW PAINFUL THAT WAS
Dude, you seriously need to audio balance your intro card. It is *way* too loud, like disproportionately loud compared to the actual video or any other video on this website. Damn near blew out my ear drums.
John I don’t know which is more adorable: your man/baby face? Or you absurdly heteronormative response to the prostate exam? Either way trudging the road of happy destiny with you is a delight.🏳️🌈🤨🏳️🌈
I was zoning out whilst he was talking about zoning out
fayhe macdonald BETCHA DIDNT EXPECT A REPLY
TWELVE
MINUTES
AFTER WRITING THAT COMMENT
Same, I was too busy scrolling through comments
mE TOO
I zoned out reading your comment
I love when he says "I have this wife"
It’s like, yes John, WE KNOW
Then his voice goes low...
It's so true because to him it's this wife, to us it's "that wife" 🤣
Like he has multiple
😢
John Mulaney: **Says anything, even makes the slightest breathing sound, and blinks**
Audience: **W H E E E Z E**
Yeah I dont know why
Jonathan Castro uhh because he’s effortlessly funny
@@MayaTuna to be honest I forgot I even made a comment sorry😅
as they should 😤
It's me, I'm audience
"Huh, none of the Beatles had mustaches then one day all of the Beatles had mustaches".
Argonaut121 when he said that I stopped to think about it and literally zoned out while he was talking about zoning out
Opal Polack LMAO
He's right tho
Again, how is that funny??
@@qtpysusie54if you dont find that kind of humor funny why are you here?
"So I shuffled away. Feeling different."
“Cardi G” is SUCH an underrated joke
YES FR
I wanna take a pic
That intro with headphones on disgusted me
Glad I'm not the only one.
Yeah. I flinched
"Lets watch some john mulaney"
Intro: **SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP**
My friend thought the girl was cute (my friend is also a girl)
Same lmfao
"Sometimes my wife - I have this wife"
Edit: oooh thanks for 2K
Edit #2: well yikes... this didn't age well at all...
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How are you
@@박소영-b4h3q huh
What does that even mean?
@@ashleerenaelarsen8543 That he has a wife XD
The Xanax Story is my favourite set of all time
That one is brilliant but the tom jones what's new pussycat 21 times was my fave 😂
The one thing you can't replace is mine
I “👍” all of these! They are all my favorite!
Yes and also STREET SMARTS
I love it when comedians laugh at other comedians
I love how proud he is of having a wife 😆
😭
oof
Welp this did not age well 😅
Uh oh, why didn’t it age well- what happened-
@@Moetron_V2 he and his wife divorced and he’s now dating and has a baby with Olivia Munn
" o h h , sTiCK iT iN! i am an AMerIcan!"
ROMAN :D 👋 Hi!
Oh hey Roman
Hey Roman :)
i love how all the replies are about my pfp
@@imvibin2931 you summoned the fanders
The fact he and his wife got cardi b, a complete stranger, a baby present makes my heart melt they’re so cute 💖
i LOST it at the doctor one
if you haven't heard it before, it gets better, because he passed out the Batman took blood and then he ended up not even getting the prescription
The opening was literally ear torture 😂😂
It's not entirely what he's saying, its how he saying it and the energy of it
Oh my god, the doctors visit one absolutely ended me i cant breathe
"I don't like sitting up, ok?!"
The zoning out while driving but is too relatable
"I'm gonna stare at the wall and think my thoughts"
*intro plays*
Me, a headphone user: **convulsing** aaAAAAaAa
"And after that I felt different " had me dying 😂
I feel like John and grant gustin could be related
And the all the property brothers
That was my first thought lmao
the entire "zoning out" bit is just a description of adhd🤣🤣🤣
2020: "my doctor said hey do you want to take the test for adhd which you definitely have"
John Mulaney is honestly the funniest person ever
You don't know much, do you?
@@qtpysusie54 haven’t heard of opinions have you?
If anyone watches Drew Gooden's RUclips videos, He's expressed multiple times how he looks up to John Mulaney and you can really hear John in his videos
His Ice T imitation 😂
"You know, like a crime"
Hello
This is the best way to wake up and watch with coffee before going to school
I am constantly winning arguments in my head that I had previously lost earlier that day
I like to say John Mulaney is a comedic genius. Idk why just the way he speaks and the way he delivers his jokes is just amazing.
‘Which I hate more than isis’ you don’t understand I cannot fucking breathe that was so funny
He sounds like drew gooden
That’s his dad
THATS IT THATS WHO HE SOUNDS LIKE
🎶I am Drew~🎶
🎶And I am -Danny- John~🎶
🎶And we are not the same person🎶
drew gooden radiates john mulaney energy
Yeah Danny does
Drew gooden should should meet this man.
OMG I never realized how similar they are until now.
@@wendymccoy1093 drew said he looks up to John mulaney
" I am looking through the windshield and I am not going to hit anyone but no"
That is me when my mom asks me if I am putting attention and I say " I am looking at the screen and I won't fail but no" in online class
What’s with this dudes intro
😂
Chug jug
I never realised I was John Mulaney
You cannot have the best of John without including the horse in the hospital.
What bizarre editing, chopping up the jokes until they barely make sense.
yeap, all i need is the punch line, I don't need to understand the joke at all
I see a lot of comments about the into
I was zoning out during the intro lmao
I wish I was his friend so I can talk with him over coffee or lunch, like every 2 weeks.
ive been trying to find clips i havent seen before for the past hour im so mulaney deprived
I can relate to the zoning out one a little to well
This man LOVES his wife
uh-
Dude I was literally sitting the same way he said and was just like....
7:48 I find it weird that you put these two clips back to back.
I found the whole editing to be kinda terrible 🤣🤣
Was writing an essay about Charlie Chaplin when he said Charlie Chaplins name
Pete Davidson and John Mulaney's Recap and commentary of "The Mule" will always be on my top 3 list of literally any life event, always and forever.
Those 2 together may be the most troubled wholesome duo to ever hang with each other. Aside from Pam and Tommy Lee, that is.
watching the second clip now breaks my heart :(
13:13 THE LAUGH MAKES IT SO MUCH BETTER HELP😭😭😭😭
The “nervous on airplanes” thing absolutely worked for me.
The funniest would be if a dr actually had seen this and was just like “ oh, a Mulaney fan? Yea, sure”
my favorite thing is listening to that first clip from night of many stars while driving on the interstate
The editing has given me whiplash
John Muleany looks like a discount rick astley
The zone out thing perfectly describes me...
In this house hold, *we love John and no matter what he says,* WE *RESPECT*
John mulaney is fuckin hilarious
The first one was very over the top, even for him 😂
“OhhHhhhH” i always laugh at that.....
I zoned out during the set about zoning out
The meditation one would have been better if he said meditation is basically where you sit up straight “insert sitting up bit” and you zone out
I love him. He's so funny.
In the mid-1990s I had an audition in downtown Seattle on a Sunday. There were next to zero people on the street. As I walked from the parking garage a well dressed man came toward me talking at the top of his voice to no one that I could see. My first thought, "Wow, he is the best dressed street psycho that I have ever seen!" I finally saw the cell phone as he passed. It was still another 8 years before I had a mobile of my own.
That intro sound almost made me piss myself.
the first joke was on snl 2 weeks ago
"I have this wife" Well, not so much anymore.
This is hillarious😂😂😂
god I love this man
MONEY, WE WANT MONEY
It’s so sad the amount of alcohol/drug jokes he made, knowing he just had a relapse
These are my children AND THAT'S. MY. WIFE.
Uptown guy is 100 Crowley
This guy is what happens when you mix unabashed egomania with admirable self-awareness.
“That kid, Jamaica *buzzer”
I APPRECIATE THE ASMR ON THE INTRO
7:23 John: because we don't want
* starts ad *
My uncle just commited suicide and this really really helped me laugh a little bit
Sorry for your loss❤
I'm glad you could find a way to cheer yourself up. Wishing you the best! 😊
L uncle
What if batman is Dr. michael
I liked when him and Pete Davidson revued the mule (a superhero movie for old people)
He sounds like Andrew from Big Mouth 😭
are you...are you being for real or is this sarcasm
@@maxr1474 sarcasm 😭
x Bun Bun Melon x shit i'm so sorry i couldn't tell if you were being legit or not 😂😂
ummm wait a damn minute
Edit:WAIT NEVER MIND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED UNTIL I READ THE COMMENTS
3:44 “i used to do cocain” him now getting out of rehab for a alcohol and cocain addiction🥲
2:08 - everything in that sentence is latterly what I was doing haha
WHAT THW FUCK DUDE!! Here I am taking the hardest shit of my life, drenched in sweat and gasping and trying to find some distraction in a John mulaney compilation,, and you open the video with the SOUND OF COFFEE BEING POURED???? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW PAINFUL THAT WAS
Are you watching the road?
I am looking through the windshield, and i'm not gonna hit anyone, but no.
One time I was trying to sleep...
I to stuck on the subject that... I have a nose.
Am I the only one who liked the intro? lol
Where is the 1st clip from??
Y e s
Y E S
Y e S
3:45 that didn't age well y i k e s
Omfg dude
Dude, you seriously need to audio balance your intro card. It is *way* too loud, like disproportionately loud compared to the actual video or any other video on this website. Damn near blew out my ear drums.
2:10 HOW DID HE KNOW
Get some sleep, tall boy!
the first part was so me it hurt
How does the video say 20 minutes but ends at 15 minutes
John I don’t know which is more adorable: your man/baby face? Or you absurdly heteronormative response to the prostate exam? Either way trudging the road of happy destiny with you is a delight.🏳️🌈🤨🏳️🌈
Where I live there’s not enough stars
3:43 where's this one from?
Is it Phil HArtman's voice?
how to train your dragon 3
Can someone help me find the clip where he says “so I said no, you know, like a liar”
It’s been 7 months so you may have found it but just in case, it’s called the one thing you can’t replace
@@anklesucker14 thank you!