John Mulaney's Funniest Moments

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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025
  • John Mulaney in all his glory. You want it? Go get it!
    #johnmulaney #Funny #comedy #Standup

Комментарии • 255

  • @fayhemacdonald6619
    @fayhemacdonald6619 4 года назад +1449

    I was zoning out whilst he was talking about zoning out

    • @Max-zs7di
      @Max-zs7di 4 года назад +13

      fayhe macdonald BETCHA DIDNT EXPECT A REPLY
      TWELVE
      MINUTES
      AFTER WRITING THAT COMMENT

    • @sarahorford4848
      @sarahorford4848 4 года назад +13

      Same, I was too busy scrolling through comments

    • @solkai7575
      @solkai7575 4 года назад +1

      mE TOO

    • @BumbleBeeBug
      @BumbleBeeBug 4 года назад +1

      I zoned out reading your comment

  • @angecross8139
    @angecross8139 4 года назад +2334

    I love when he says "I have this wife"

  • @nordicaanimations6145
    @nordicaanimations6145 5 лет назад +3189

    John Mulaney: **Says anything, even makes the slightest breathing sound, and blinks**
    Audience: **W H E E E Z E**

    • @lazybear3210
      @lazybear3210 4 года назад +7

      Yeah I dont know why

    • @MayaTuna
      @MayaTuna 4 года назад +97

      Jonathan Castro uhh because he’s effortlessly funny

    • @lazybear3210
      @lazybear3210 4 года назад +4

      @@MayaTuna to be honest I forgot I even made a comment sorry😅

    • @vengetti
      @vengetti 4 года назад +27

      as they should 😤

    • @Reminji
      @Reminji 4 года назад +25

      It's me, I'm audience

  • @Argonaut121
    @Argonaut121 5 лет назад +2839

    "Huh, none of the Beatles had mustaches then one day all of the Beatles had mustaches".

    • @opalpolack5528
      @opalpolack5528 5 лет назад +105

      Argonaut121 when he said that I stopped to think about it and literally zoned out while he was talking about zoning out

    • @michaelb.3006
      @michaelb.3006 4 года назад +8

      Opal Polack LMAO

    • @mars8504
      @mars8504 4 года назад +3

      He's right tho

    • @qtpysusie54
      @qtpysusie54 2 года назад

      Again, how is that funny??

    • @sadnarumitsu
      @sadnarumitsu Год назад +7

      @@qtpysusie54if you dont find that kind of humor funny why are you here?

  • @meglovelyxoxoxo
    @meglovelyxoxoxo 4 года назад +423

    "So I shuffled away. Feeling different."

  • @barbara20214
    @barbara20214 5 лет назад +1535

    “Cardi G” is SUCH an underrated joke

  • @jeeristueo3539
    @jeeristueo3539 5 лет назад +2152

    That intro with headphones on disgusted me

    • @NeonyRicey
      @NeonyRicey 5 лет назад +119

      Glad I'm not the only one.

    • @joyformercy9627
      @joyformercy9627 4 года назад +75

      Yeah. I flinched

    • @bread7865
      @bread7865 4 года назад +96

      "Lets watch some john mulaney"
      Intro: **SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP**

    • @michaelb.3006
      @michaelb.3006 4 года назад +3

      My friend thought the girl was cute (my friend is also a girl)

    • @stereogrl
      @stereogrl 4 года назад +3

      Same lmfao

  • @aniqahbe
    @aniqahbe 5 лет назад +3367

    "Sometimes my wife - I have this wife"
    Edit: oooh thanks for 2K
    Edit #2: well yikes... this didn't age well at all...

  • @darcybhaiwala7057
    @darcybhaiwala7057 5 лет назад +719

    The Xanax Story is my favourite set of all time

    • @BipoIarbear
      @BipoIarbear 4 года назад +34

      That one is brilliant but the tom jones what's new pussycat 21 times was my fave 😂

    • @SparkleDeluxe_minecrafter
      @SparkleDeluxe_minecrafter 4 года назад +9

      The one thing you can't replace is mine

    • @mandybissell4513
      @mandybissell4513 4 года назад +4

      I “👍” all of these! They are all my favorite!

    • @Clstlsr000
      @Clstlsr000 3 года назад

      Yes and also STREET SMARTS

  • @GK-ym1nq
    @GK-ym1nq 4 года назад +356

    I love it when comedians laugh at other comedians

  • @zippie-tea6726
    @zippie-tea6726 4 года назад +677

    I love how proud he is of having a wife 😆

    • @pigwindow
      @pigwindow 3 года назад +5

      😭

    • @aniqahbe
      @aniqahbe 3 года назад +17

      oof

    • @priyajohnson9567
      @priyajohnson9567 3 года назад +12

      Welp this did not age well 😅

    • @Moetron_V2
      @Moetron_V2 3 года назад

      Uh oh, why didn’t it age well- what happened-

    • @priyajohnson9567
      @priyajohnson9567 3 года назад +5

      @@Moetron_V2 he and his wife divorced and he’s now dating and has a baby with Olivia Munn

  • @imvibin2931
    @imvibin2931 4 года назад +364

    " o h h , sTiCK iT iN! i am an AMerIcan!"

  • @lottiecharlottiexxxx
    @lottiecharlottiexxxx 4 года назад +124

    The fact he and his wife got cardi b, a complete stranger, a baby present makes my heart melt they’re so cute 💖

  • @Jay-to7yz
    @Jay-to7yz 5 лет назад +250

    i LOST it at the doctor one

    • @rivermcd
      @rivermcd 4 года назад +7

      if you haven't heard it before, it gets better, because he passed out the Batman took blood and then he ended up not even getting the prescription

  • @yobananaboy7843
    @yobananaboy7843 4 года назад +94

    The opening was literally ear torture 😂😂

  • @Fairy_Teeth
    @Fairy_Teeth 4 года назад +62

    It's not entirely what he's saying, its how he saying it and the energy of it

  • @kaifisshhh
    @kaifisshhh 4 года назад +55

    Oh my god, the doctors visit one absolutely ended me i cant breathe

  • @depressoespresso8662
    @depressoespresso8662 4 года назад +96

    "I don't like sitting up, ok?!"

  • @emzurek2257
    @emzurek2257 4 года назад +15

    The zoning out while driving but is too relatable

  • @kes6628
    @kes6628 4 года назад +25

    "I'm gonna stare at the wall and think my thoughts"

  • @ringodoodles490
    @ringodoodles490 4 года назад +75

    *intro plays*
    Me, a headphone user: **convulsing** aaAAAAaAa

  • @Z3dr1_
    @Z3dr1_ 4 года назад +27

    "And after that I felt different " had me dying 😂

  • @waxalmighty6355
    @waxalmighty6355 4 года назад +109

    I feel like John and grant gustin could be related

    • @jesi2758
      @jesi2758 4 года назад +5

      And the all the property brothers

    • @kianasakr6197
      @kianasakr6197 3 года назад

      That was my first thought lmao

  • @GracieTheFashionista
    @GracieTheFashionista 3 года назад +24

    the entire "zoning out" bit is just a description of adhd🤣🤣🤣
    2020: "my doctor said hey do you want to take the test for adhd which you definitely have"

  • @Ledwards007
    @Ledwards007 4 года назад +70

    John Mulaney is honestly the funniest person ever

    • @qtpysusie54
      @qtpysusie54 2 года назад

      You don't know much, do you?

    • @RejectedHumanity
      @RejectedHumanity 2 года назад +3

      @@qtpysusie54 haven’t heard of opinions have you?

  • @crickerwilson127
    @crickerwilson127 3 года назад +18

    If anyone watches Drew Gooden's RUclips videos, He's expressed multiple times how he looks up to John Mulaney and you can really hear John in his videos

  • @gwen7205
    @gwen7205 4 года назад +26

    His Ice T imitation 😂

  • @cultbaby1173
    @cultbaby1173 4 года назад +36

    "You know, like a crime"

  • @eudhdbrhd350
    @eudhdbrhd350 4 года назад +6

    This is the best way to wake up and watch with coffee before going to school

  • @daniellew3260
    @daniellew3260 4 года назад +8

    I am constantly winning arguments in my head that I had previously lost earlier that day

  • @dontask9000
    @dontask9000 2 года назад +5

    I like to say John Mulaney is a comedic genius. Idk why just the way he speaks and the way he delivers his jokes is just amazing.

  • @taralgasarah
    @taralgasarah 3 года назад +9

    ‘Which I hate more than isis’ you don’t understand I cannot fucking breathe that was so funny

  • @cooperbennett6399
    @cooperbennett6399 4 года назад +138

    He sounds like drew gooden

    • @halieparker9214
      @halieparker9214 4 года назад +21

      That’s his dad

    • @forkandspoonfork4377
      @forkandspoonfork4377 4 года назад +14

      THATS IT THATS WHO HE SOUNDS LIKE

    • @addidraws9004
      @addidraws9004 4 года назад +18

      🎶I am Drew~🎶
      🎶And I am -Danny- John~🎶
      🎶And we are not the same person🎶

    • @laycebug3260
      @laycebug3260 4 года назад +8

      drew gooden radiates john mulaney energy

    • @benisjammin8926
      @benisjammin8926 4 года назад +5

      Yeah Danny does

  • @soap9427
    @soap9427 4 года назад +74

    Drew gooden should should meet this man.

    • @wendymccoy1093
      @wendymccoy1093 4 года назад +2

      OMG I never realized how similar they are until now.

    • @swaggyfelix7243
      @swaggyfelix7243 2 года назад +2

      @@wendymccoy1093 drew said he looks up to John mulaney

  • @emperored505
    @emperored505 3 года назад +13

    " I am looking through the windshield and I am not going to hit anyone but no"
    That is me when my mom asks me if I am putting attention and I say " I am looking at the screen and I won't fail but no" in online class

  • @noonelikesyoucharlesdugan3581
    @noonelikesyoucharlesdugan3581 5 лет назад +357

    What’s with this dudes intro

  • @nouraklieb
    @nouraklieb 4 года назад +54

    I never realised I was John Mulaney

  • @stoke777
    @stoke777 11 месяцев назад +3

    You cannot have the best of John without including the horse in the hospital.

  • @imanalius7691
    @imanalius7691 4 года назад +170

    What bizarre editing, chopping up the jokes until they barely make sense.

    • @shehabalsokkary6052
      @shehabalsokkary6052 4 года назад +16

      yeap, all i need is the punch line, I don't need to understand the joke at all

  • @pasqualilebowitz7866
    @pasqualilebowitz7866 4 года назад +18

    I see a lot of comments about the into
    I was zoning out during the intro lmao

  • @maggiez8798
    @maggiez8798 4 года назад +27

    I wish I was his friend so I can talk with him over coffee or lunch, like every 2 weeks.

  • @miawilson7045
    @miawilson7045 4 года назад +34

    ive been trying to find clips i havent seen before for the past hour im so mulaney deprived

  • @ChrisBaumann-u8c
    @ChrisBaumann-u8c Год назад +3

    I can relate to the zoning out one a little to well

  • @rowanmiller8895
    @rowanmiller8895 4 года назад +22

    This man LOVES his wife

  • @tajdahvala5743
    @tajdahvala5743 4 года назад +12

    Dude I was literally sitting the same way he said and was just like....

  • @rajaniwolf9466
    @rajaniwolf9466 4 года назад +66

    7:48 I find it weird that you put these two clips back to back.

    • @ilikecheesegirlXP
      @ilikecheesegirlXP 4 года назад

      I found the whole editing to be kinda terrible 🤣🤣

  • @hayleeschlichting665
    @hayleeschlichting665 5 лет назад +58

    Was writing an essay about Charlie Chaplin when he said Charlie Chaplins name

  • @fominaya24
    @fominaya24 Год назад +2

    Pete Davidson and John Mulaney's Recap and commentary of "The Mule" will always be on my top 3 list of literally any life event, always and forever.
    Those 2 together may be the most troubled wholesome duo to ever hang with each other. Aside from Pam and Tommy Lee, that is.

  • @emmalauth3843
    @emmalauth3843 4 года назад +6

    watching the second clip now breaks my heart :(

  • @lovemoth_
    @lovemoth_ Год назад +3

    13:13 THE LAUGH MAKES IT SO MUCH BETTER HELP😭😭😭😭

  • @ljohnson1908
    @ljohnson1908 11 месяцев назад

    The “nervous on airplanes” thing absolutely worked for me.

    • @jenifersarver761
      @jenifersarver761 7 месяцев назад

      The funniest would be if a dr actually had seen this and was just like “ oh, a Mulaney fan? Yea, sure”

  • @madadadaddie
    @madadadaddie 3 года назад +1

    my favorite thing is listening to that first clip from night of many stars while driving on the interstate

  • @ghostpeyton
    @ghostpeyton 3 года назад +3

    The editing has given me whiplash

  • @copper8954
    @copper8954 4 года назад +6

    John Muleany looks like a discount rick astley

  • @SpiralTheFirst
    @SpiralTheFirst 4 года назад +4

    The zone out thing perfectly describes me...

  • @drsocgirl
    @drsocgirl 4 года назад +4

    In this house hold, *we love John and no matter what he says,* WE *RESPECT*

  • @graperatboi1996
    @graperatboi1996 3 года назад +2

    John mulaney is fuckin hilarious

  • @lyndsey8088
    @lyndsey8088 4 года назад +5

    The first one was very over the top, even for him 😂

  • @james-sb9zv
    @james-sb9zv 3 года назад +2

    “OhhHhhhH” i always laugh at that.....

  • @kaifisshhh
    @kaifisshhh 4 года назад +2

    I zoned out during the set about zoning out

  • @anonymouspotato1022
    @anonymouspotato1022 3 года назад +1

    The meditation one would have been better if he said meditation is basically where you sit up straight “insert sitting up bit” and you zone out

  • @kelleyk28
    @kelleyk28 8 месяцев назад

    I love him. He's so funny.

  • @tommunyon2874
    @tommunyon2874 7 месяцев назад

    In the mid-1990s I had an audition in downtown Seattle on a Sunday. There were next to zero people on the street. As I walked from the parking garage a well dressed man came toward me talking at the top of his voice to no one that I could see. My first thought, "Wow, he is the best dressed street psycho that I have ever seen!" I finally saw the cell phone as he passed. It was still another 8 years before I had a mobile of my own.

  • @skilletgirl99
    @skilletgirl99 4 года назад +3

    That intro sound almost made me piss myself.

  • @livilydiddily
    @livilydiddily 4 года назад +4

    the first joke was on snl 2 weeks ago

  • @PainintheGrayce
    @PainintheGrayce 3 года назад +1

    "I have this wife" Well, not so much anymore.

  • @RomiNa-wo6mu
    @RomiNa-wo6mu 11 месяцев назад

    This is hillarious😂😂😂

  • @angelocollins8777
    @angelocollins8777 3 года назад +1

    god I love this man

  • @juliatheduckqueenignoremei5022
    @juliatheduckqueenignoremei5022 3 года назад +2

    MONEY, WE WANT MONEY

  • @itai1161
    @itai1161 3 года назад +9

    It’s so sad the amount of alcohol/drug jokes he made, knowing he just had a relapse

  • @wendymccoy1093
    @wendymccoy1093 4 года назад +4

    These are my children AND THAT'S. MY. WIFE.

  • @pride-4237
    @pride-4237 4 года назад +3

    Uptown guy is 100 Crowley

  • @Acceptablehandleaheada2.-_
    @Acceptablehandleaheada2.-_ 2 месяца назад

    This guy is what happens when you mix unabashed egomania with admirable self-awareness.

  • @Nuffdawg12345
    @Nuffdawg12345 7 месяцев назад

    “That kid, Jamaica *buzzer”

  • @smallkeanu
    @smallkeanu 4 года назад +19

    I APPRECIATE THE ASMR ON THE INTRO

  • @yasminbsj9897
    @yasminbsj9897 3 года назад

    7:23 John: because we don't want
    * starts ad *

  • @drawinglama7632
    @drawinglama7632 4 года назад +7

    My uncle just commited suicide and this really really helped me laugh a little bit

    • @hellozukohere4729
      @hellozukohere4729 4 года назад +2

      Sorry for your loss❤
      I'm glad you could find a way to cheer yourself up. Wishing you the best! 😊

    • @livingpotato5842
      @livingpotato5842 2 года назад

      L uncle

  • @wingnightbackwards
    @wingnightbackwards 8 месяцев назад +1

    What if batman is Dr. michael

  • @RobertSnell-nz4oo
    @RobertSnell-nz4oo 11 месяцев назад

    I liked when him and Pete Davidson revued the mule (a superhero movie for old people)

  • @ch3rrie_bl0ssom
    @ch3rrie_bl0ssom 4 года назад +5

    He sounds like Andrew from Big Mouth 😭

    • @maxr1474
      @maxr1474 4 года назад +9

      are you...are you being for real or is this sarcasm

    • @ch3rrie_bl0ssom
      @ch3rrie_bl0ssom 4 года назад +6

      @@maxr1474 sarcasm 😭

    • @maxr1474
      @maxr1474 4 года назад +3

      x Bun Bun Melon x shit i'm so sorry i couldn't tell if you were being legit or not 😂😂

    • @oliviabrennann
      @oliviabrennann 4 года назад

      ummm wait a damn minute
      Edit:WAIT NEVER MIND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED UNTIL I READ THE COMMENTS

  • @kaylaamay
    @kaylaamay 3 года назад

    3:44 “i used to do cocain” him now getting out of rehab for a alcohol and cocain addiction🥲

  • @AMONGUS-dd9rw
    @AMONGUS-dd9rw 3 года назад

    2:08 - everything in that sentence is latterly what I was doing haha

  • @olliemcdowell4503
    @olliemcdowell4503 Год назад +1

    WHAT THW FUCK DUDE!! Here I am taking the hardest shit of my life, drenched in sweat and gasping and trying to find some distraction in a John mulaney compilation,, and you open the video with the SOUND OF COFFEE BEING POURED???? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW PAINFUL THAT WAS

  • @etoyoshimura5834
    @etoyoshimura5834 4 года назад +7

    Are you watching the road?
    I am looking through the windshield, and i'm not gonna hit anyone, but no.

  • @juliatheduckqueenignoremei5022
    @juliatheduckqueenignoremei5022 3 года назад

    One time I was trying to sleep...
    I to stuck on the subject that... I have a nose.

  • @joinmeforasmile4464
    @joinmeforasmile4464 5 лет назад +27

    Am I the only one who liked the intro? lol

  • @bethcorry9069
    @bethcorry9069 4 года назад +2

    Where is the 1st clip from??

  • @aluminio1207
    @aluminio1207 5 лет назад +49

    Y e s

  • @ichogiwanttodie9007
    @ichogiwanttodie9007 4 года назад +4

    3:45 that didn't age well y i k e s

  • @KarianDespri
    @KarianDespri 4 года назад +4

    Dude, you seriously need to audio balance your intro card. It is *way* too loud, like disproportionately loud compared to the actual video or any other video on this website. Damn near blew out my ear drums.

  • @devinallen827
    @devinallen827 4 года назад +2

    2:10 HOW DID HE KNOW

  • @rb8058
    @rb8058 Год назад

    Get some sleep, tall boy!

  • @reyhn.t
    @reyhn.t 4 года назад

    the first part was so me it hurt

  • @chomperboy4566
    @chomperboy4566 2 года назад +1

    How does the video say 20 minutes but ends at 15 minutes

  • @timothym.orourke5283
    @timothym.orourke5283 Год назад +2

    John I don’t know which is more adorable: your man/baby face? Or you absurdly heteronormative response to the prostate exam? Either way trudging the road of happy destiny with you is a delight.🏳️‍🌈🤨🏳️‍🌈

  • @michaelb.3006
    @michaelb.3006 4 года назад

    Where I live there’s not enough stars

  • @mangoko
    @mangoko 3 года назад +1

    3:43 where's this one from?

  • @Warpedsmac
    @Warpedsmac 6 месяцев назад

    Is it Phil HArtman's voice?

  • @jihyunkang1747
    @jihyunkang1747 4 года назад

    how to train your dragon 3

  • @lasquackity4385
    @lasquackity4385 3 года назад +1

    Can someone help me find the clip where he says “so I said no, you know, like a liar”

    • @anklesucker14
      @anklesucker14 2 года назад +2

      It’s been 7 months so you may have found it but just in case, it’s called the one thing you can’t replace

    • @lasquackity4385
      @lasquackity4385 2 года назад

      @@anklesucker14 thank you!