Watching the clip of Dwayne Johnson talking about this movie going to IMAX after seeing Oppenheimer is probably the only funny thing to surround this... event
The movie Arthur Christmas is kinda the same Santa’s a corporate thing and there’s a bunch of tech and focused on the practicality but it is self aware and is about how that destroys Christmas and Arthur the main character is the one who has the magic and what not. It’s basically what you were asking for and is really sweet.
Just like you can say about a bad newspaper that "trees had to die for this", you can say about a film of literally no merit that "this helped cause climate change".
Santa and his team being treated like a military operation that feels soulless? Oh Arthur Christmas and Prep + Landing called, they would like to talk with Red One.
Jeff Bezos is Santa, yikes. Next year everyone will receive notices that gift-receiving is now an opt-in subscription-only service, but, as previous users, you can get 10% off. I agree that this movie looks like it has an evil soul.
The trailers made it look like one of those factory films that they spit out to make some money, and not an actual story people wanted to tell. This review seems to just confirm that.
You almost convinced me to go hate watch it until the bit about torture. I hate how torture is portrayed as effective and necessary in media. Torture doesn't work because t doesn't provide good intelligence. Oh ya, and its also morally repugnant. But you wouldn't know that from our media landscape
Nadia, the "magicing away feces" thing involved wizards taking a dump wherever they happened to be when they had to take a dump and then magicing it away. It's not like they magiced feces out of their bodies, which would be a whole different thing, in my opinion.
Red One was FUN. It took the good parts of Marvel, DC (well....the Kroll character was DC), and Fast & Furious and spun them into a holiday action movie for big kids. It had a built in franchise/universe opportunity, because not every movies purpose is to be German Expressionism arrrrrrrt. If you didn't have fun at Red One, maybe your chair was uncomfortable or something.
nadia looks so concerned as jake is losing his mind
'Not to be hyperbolic, but there is an evil soul to this movie.' I want that on a t-shirt
The trailers looked like a fake movie from Tropic Thunder or something
95% of The Rock's filmography is Tugg Speedman.
Where's his SIMPLE JACK?
Nadia being very demure, very mindful. Jake questioning why we even invented motion picture cameras if it all led to this.
Jake and Nadia’s offspring will have the most refined tastes the world has ever seen
I love how this video starts with Jake immediately baring a thousand yard stare. Out of everything, this is the one that broke him
Watching the clip of Dwayne Johnson talking about this movie going to IMAX after seeing Oppenheimer is probably the only funny thing to surround this... event
This film will change of the hierarchy of the Christmas movie universe
Jake, your thoughts on this were incredible to behold. I'm sorry, and thank you.
To cheer Jake up you guys should do a review of Look Back on prime video. :)
"Cheer up" 😂good one, but in all seriousness YES it's amazing and I know these two would love it.
Damn, this movie depressed Jake for real
The movie Arthur Christmas is kinda the same Santa’s a corporate thing and there’s a bunch of tech and focused on the practicality but it is self aware and is about how that destroys Christmas and Arthur the main character is the one who has the magic and what not. It’s basically what you were asking for and is really sweet.
Jake had to wait a day to get all that out.
I admire you for even bothering to watch it at all. I saw the trailer and its quality was obvious.
The bar for these movies is "would my time be better spent sitting in a dark room doing nothing for 90 minutes."
Just like you can say about a bad newspaper that "trees had to die for this", you can say about a film of literally no merit that "this helped cause climate change".
There has never been a more non-movie. This doesn’t exist I refuse to believe it. That poster and title are ai generated.
Santa and his team being treated like a military operation that feels soulless? Oh Arthur Christmas and Prep + Landing called, they would like to talk with Red One.
Seeing Jake powering down on the armchair before the outro should be used in the ads for this movie.
I knew from the trailer alone that this film was going to be so abysmal that its very existence would be a stain on humanity.
Jeff Bezos is Santa, yikes. Next year everyone will receive notices that gift-receiving is now an opt-in subscription-only service, but, as previous users, you can get 10% off.
I agree that this movie looks like it has an evil soul.
jake looks so defeated
The trailers made it look like one of those factory films that they spit out to make some money, and not an actual story people wanted to tell. This review seems to just confirm that.
You almost convinced me to go hate watch it until the bit about torture. I hate how torture is portrayed as effective and necessary in media. Torture doesn't work because t doesn't provide good intelligence. Oh ya, and its also morally repugnant. But you wouldn't know that from our media landscape
It was a hug from talking polar bear.
Nadia looks great hope the pregnancy is going well!
Nadia, the "magicing away feces" thing involved wizards taking a dump wherever they happened to be when they had to take a dump and then magicing it away. It's not like they magiced feces out of their bodies, which would be a whole different thing, in my opinion.
Magic enema.
no shock, the rock is always adjacent to slop
Look at the audience scores 19,000 and its 6.9 on IMDB.
Hey! Are yall gonna review Arcane season 1 now that Arcane season 2 is coming out? Would be awesome!
dude your moustache is lookin good
Try Fatman for a better Christmas action movie!
the Santa Squad
If you’re interested in hard magic systems, I’d recommend a little known author named Brandon Sanderson. For some reason I think you’d like his stuff.
heretic video when??
Rage bait for actual movie fans / loud noise fast moving bright object celebrity worship bait for everyone else.
Enjoy it if you want.
I liked it
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Red One was FUN. It took the good parts of Marvel, DC (well....the Kroll character was DC), and Fast & Furious and spun them into a holiday action movie for big kids. It had a built in franchise/universe opportunity, because not every movies purpose is to be German Expressionism arrrrrrrt.
If you didn't have fun at Red One, maybe your chair was uncomfortable or something.