How to get Any GIRL you want

[@pacificplug]

Sigma rule number 1 : don’t believe bullshit you see in movies

[@tano1670]

I mean. I might work on the right person, but yeah 99% of the time it won't

[@tristenhowe2886]

Nah it might work for Jake Glynhall but not for a normal person

[@dustinjackson8270]

It only works if you’re fit handsome and make really good money

[@T0NYMANUEL]

It's on bs if it works. In this case it definitely works

[@evanwashington6959]

​@@tano1670 do you know how dumb your statement sounds right now it doesn't work

[@aa8995]

He forgot to add the part where you have to be good looking and make a decent amount of money to not be seen as creepy 😂😂

[@texturedfrog9611]

Damn That’s a fucked up way of looking at things. But it’s true 😂

[@murderonmarz1647]

That’s obvious you have to develop yourself to be the most attractive man you can possibly be and make a good amount of money .

[@aa8995]

@@texturedfrog9611 If you do this nowadays and she doesn't see you as an attractive guy you'll be seen as a creepy.

[@deleted56758]

@@aa8995 A A true

[@Kevinmacdonald224]

Lol

[@ryanfredrick7783]

“Hey Lisa”
“Wait…how do you know my name?…Creep.”
“😳”

[@mxslo]

@@quorented2849 without the eye

[@Alexanderpavlov18]

Only women

[@yabeezym1442]

Reality: “hey Lisa”
Her: “I have a boyfriend”

[@Orbit.11]

☠️

[@nickkatsa3779]

answer her i have a boyfriend too or so do i

[@DevotedDisciple-x]

"That's nice. Need a man friend?"

[@kelvinoke6414]

Ouch 💀💀

[@Dark-Bit]

Hey Lisa!
Her: My name is not lisa... Wait are you Jake Gyllenhaal!? *Fan girl noises*

[@noahantoniou1987]

​@SloppyManwich 💀

[@cornell2005]

@@SloppyManwich Ayo💀

[@time_erase]

​@SloppyManwich no chill fr fr 💀

[@FrokuBabayy]

@@SloppyManwich WHAT💀💀💀

[@zmanandjack7533]

​@SloppyManwichAyo? 🤨📸

[@doublefive3232]

Reality:
My names not Lisa
Oh I’m so-
*walks away*

[@spacewalker7520]

or she will avoid him thinking he's some weird creep because they don't each other and he's constantly bothering her.
In any case, it's very unlikely to go in his favour in real life where things are not scripted.

[@justafutbolfan505]

@@spacewalker7520 don’t try, because they will
“Don’t chase, let them chase you”
Morgan Freeman

[@TheMohaChannel]

You see, this is the misunderstanding. What you don’t get is that none of these tricks work EVERY TIME. They work in best case 10-20 % of the times you try it. Most women will just walk away or think you are a weirdo. Some will actually react like in the movie. You affect your success percentage by mastering the delivery of the line, looking a bit a better when you are about to try it, not losing your shit and learn to stay cool when it works etc.

[@doresearchbeforeiembarrass3284]

​​@@TheMohaChannel Only works that 10-20% of the time when your not an ugly fat man.

[@TheMohaChannel]

@@doresearchbeforeiembarrass3284 of course. Are you ugly and fat then your chances reduce to 1-2%. But you can still come up to 3-4 % if you are always clean, smell good and you have learned the line so well that it sounds like butter when it comes out of your mouth. 3-4% means 3-4 girls if you try this genuinely on 100 girls. That gives you experience, some fun and above all memories xD

[@parvrajjain6534]

Name of movie: Love and Other drugs

[@sagdullayev9871]

thanks buddy

[@deimosisbored5125]

thanks homie

[@NtronMain]

Yes officer. This man right here.

[@zartik4114]

This kind of series who make you think human think only in one way

[@fotis3v480]

Women do.

[@lordbiscotto4648]

Humans do

[@zartik4114]

Thx to the two commentary just under mine saying i'm wrong cause they just prove my point x)

[@4evrmind]

@@fotis3v480 pov you’ve never talked to a woman

[@fotis3v480]

@@4evrmind I've spoken to enough to make me never wanna speak to one again.

[@szyouko]

Meanwhile I'm like: that is Lagertha you dummy.

[@thelordsspartan8592]

U beat me to it lol

[@4evrmind]

fr

[@landonmayberry1948]

Lol

[@vinceojeda7215]

Same

[@angelverduzco1618]

Dammit was making sure ire no one else noticed before I commented lol the great shield Maiden mother of Norway 🔥🔥🔥 Katherine winnick

[@lizz9907]

Reality: "Hey Lisa!"
Girl: does not turn around or even think you are talking to her and carries on with her life

[@BradyRife]

“Damn” got me cracking up😂

[@marvinbrown2356]

There’s a part of what he’s saying that is really genius (but don’t think every woman is gonna follow the same pattern)......some women will never give you their time no matter how many times you say “Hey Lisa”

[@creslodoescool]

This advice is stupid

[@MohammadAliKhalil]

Unless you look like Jake

[@FirstnameLastname-gu9fp]

Hey Lisa

[@loligerpoper5998]

Yeah but better than a hook up line

[@pussypounder8438]

It'll work if your dressed in a suit women can't handle saying no to money

[@timvandendool7164]

Plot twist: her name actually is Lisa, but she chooses to ignore you because she doesn't know you

[@The_One008]

He said her name wasn't Lisa though

[@eho6380]

​@le Zanji🇷🇺 I won't greet some creepy person

[@missandry2669]

@le Zanji🇷🇺That is creepy

[@missandry2669]

@le Zanji🇷🇺 Ok why do a man stare at a. Woman crotch or hips?

[@missandry2669]

@le Zanji🇷🇺 ln the middle of talking to him?

[@Fcriftz_2346]

Bro got a whole plan

[@xskat5671]

“I thought you were the Lisa who’s mad at me for not calling.”
“Then why tf are you trying to still talk to me??”

[@tomcruiseprivatepage]

Thanks for your unconditional love and support 💝 i saw your comment and it’s draw my attentions 🥰 I said let me write you with my private account only… can we move this conversation to a higher level? If you don’t mind, kindly send me a direct message on Facebook or telegram

[@Youthuba]

Yooooo Hagrid with no beard. HAGRID WITH NO BEARD

[@brolymc9532]

Oh shitt

[@sarogers6294]

Bro that's not Robbie Coltrane

[@chrisprilloisebola]

haha epic vikings reference yguys

[@SYMBOLEofPAIN]

Mysterio got the rizz

[@bafoolagan4273]

I’m gonna see if this works
Edit: UPDATE, I’ve been banned from Pete’s coffee at the mall in Dallas

[@gamerarmy936]

Read it wrong and thought you were banned from all of Paris for a sec

[@andrestherooster4354]

Galleria mall

[@hugognreux4079]

Bro is fuckin cold with it god daiiiiiiimm

[@ZwergAngel]

Don't manipulate unless you fave the same enemies who are doing it

[@peripheralmaster3265]

"Hey Lisa"
"Im not Lisa, im Lea"
"Oh.. im sorry"
Both of em finishing the convo*

[@arkanianassfart]

Wish i could see a compilation of dudes who always think theyre the main character and try this in real life

[@culerhub]

“her name’s not lisa”
**bro how do you know 💀**

[@DCTRC]

Workplace talk….

[@Zack-jr1eu]

He’s probably a good desk dude

[@PK-xu7gu]

The "Damn" at the end 🤣

[@ratuldeoun7228]

Reality:
"Listen here you little shit, MY NAME IS NOT LISA" *walks away aggressively*

[@lizz9907]

reality is that she would think you're talking to someone else

[@Gamopedia27]

Mysterio in free time be like:

[@mikelangeloleoni925]

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA te mamaste

[@brendan01]

"Hey joe."
"My name not Joe."
"Oh, I'm sorry."

[@opratios3081]

😏 JOE M-

[@brendan01]

@@opratios3081biden, joe biden

[@MudRogue]

True. Women won't admit it but they need to be played. They don't in (general) respect, respect.

[@RD-um9dy]

Nah they to smart

[@johnnyamerica7809]

Ivar’s blood pressure skyrockets

[@jorgegfigueroa9755]

This is literally perfect...
...if you want to be filed for a restraining order

[@fotis3v480]

It's only creepy if you are ugly. A guy that looks like him can say what up hoe and she'll be wet in 10seconds.

[@fotis3v480]

@Johannes R and what you degen lol.

[@elbasado481]

only if you're Ugly

[@deathroith4678]

‘How to stay a virgin creep for the rest of your life’

[@wtfj4462]

😂😂

[@wayfarer5227]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@C2_CERTTI]

What's the problem of being a Virgin u probably a Virgini yourself 💀

[@BrandonDaytek]

Lmao

[@bracketologyexperts]

legend has it im still saying hey Lisa every day, what did i do wrong

[@leonh.a5500]

This man rly said what we all thought... Damn

[@fabiansyahjusuf9896]

"YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA"

[@Sparkle0501]

I did not hit her its not true its bullshit i did hit her i did not aghh hi mark

[@konosubashi7976]

"Hey lisa"
*"My name is not lisa. I'm Patrick Bateman,and you are my lawyer"*

[@sharkymeldrew]

what is the movie called?

[@prod.kilvkrxcksxlvd8183]

American Psycho

[@pestenkeranii]

i fucking love jake gyllenhaal

[@richardgullick1867]

You could do this. But you also could just approach her and say hello like a normal well adjusted person.

[@Raw57918]

Bro made this plan for years 😂

[@Konig91939]

Doctor Charles is one heck of a guy

[@93ChayZ]

Him: Hey Lisa!
Me: Hey Lagertha!

[@adamelparkawey6708]

That made my brain cells melt

[@theyluvvmisa3849]

Tbh gen-z would just call him a random name back.
"Hi Lisa"
"Hi, Ben!"

[@sharkymeldrew]

what is the movie called?

[@theyluvvmisa3849]

@@sharkymeldrew "love and other drugs"

[@aaqeelmahboob3575]

That is Lagertha. The most famous shield maden in all of Norway

[@MrSalty912]

fax

[@flipyapd2321]

Being a good looking rich man will do it

[@LettuceNotLetus]

Instructions unclear: I am now dating a clock

[@itsyounotme4586]

Bro really had a whole plan 💀

[@izaiahtheo2654]

“Her names not Lisa”
“It’s Taylor Swift”

[@B0Z0_3]

“Damn. That’s smart John”

[@omarashrafelghandour7201]

Reality :
I'm calling security !

[@jaadd0]

Dr Charles listening to bs pyschology tips:

[@KZN-_s]

It’s not like that how to get a girlfriend
1 step : bring a pillow
2 step : bring a blanket
3 step : start dreaming
This is how to get a girlfriend

[@ebmmer]

???:Hey Lisa
???:Yeah?

[@sub4shark]

Yo the fire drop and that amazing

[@kingt4110]

Song is by unaverage gang - underworld
Check out wolf creek too

[@Invictusion]

My Name is not lisa... its Lagertha!

[@jensamrhein9558]

Was about to write the Same 😂

[@jessepokemon2951]

jake dunno about ragnar, king ragnar 😂

[@jjandeli425]

Thx for all the tips bro

[@dramaybaazii]

Oh, you looked like the Lisa I dat-
"When?"
A couple of months ag-
"No, when did I ask?"

[@mouradali212]

What is this show called?

[@marcosfernandezz]

Love and Other Drugs

[@cerealgye]

That's some Dennis Reynolds type shit

[@mastervader4444]

Plot twist: her name is Lisa
Lisa: "How the fucck this creep know my name?"

[@faaaku2994]

Well she never told me her name , she straight up said I am not your mum stop calling me

[@achrafa.h3371]

Man’s got that rizz

[@londonsburner]

Bro has the mathematical rizz

[@O.T.Trekkmann]

Reality:
"oh sorry i dated a girl who looked just like u"
"wow she has low standards"

[@casabishoshehegamer3281]

DAAAAAAAAM BRO LOL

[@musiclife5158]

A delusional mindset will get you disrespect and disappointment.

[@RandomClips253]

“Dang”🔥

[@PeakPage22]

Bro really gone "dayum"

[@lesegonkosi1885]

Welcome to another episode of things that never work in real life

[@sharkymeldrew]

what is the movie called?

[@obnsavage3o355]

W RIZZ

[@creslodoescool]

How old are you seriously

[@shutupanddrink3960]

Real life
Me: hey Lisa
Stranger: "didn't even bother talking to me" I bet her mind was like "who is this weirdo calling me Lisa"

[@tommizotta4779]

What a genius this guy

[@VOlDTALES]

“Hey jerry”
“My names not jerry”
Jake gyllenhal: 👁👄👁

[@_tanjiledits]

"My name is not lisa, It's jeff. I'm a dude"

[@KabroSaavedra]

That actress is so beautiful... By the way she's the first wife of Ragnar

[@division_7325]

Bros got that calculated rizz

[@FmZ-zm2tl]

So the trick is
Read More…

[@mikeprince7802]

This ia the top G !!!
Amen bro !

[@akIndia.]

Thats just expectations and reality hits hard 😂👍

[@blag2139]

Man this actually worked I got to talk to a girl and then got beat up by her boyfriend 😊

[@nikitabarauskas9886]

Nah this man calculated everything thats gonna happen💀

[@carng2044]

W rizzo if it was real, but sad thing is it’s movie bs. Stay strong my brothers

[@omas1154]

Him: Hey Amy
Amy: What
Also him: Wait what 👁👁

[@Deen_Tube99]

Bros the final boss of flirting

[@ronnieroberge3517]

Hes not wrong
Woman need approval above all else

[@bizad.g1042]

Mysterio before spiderman movies

[@youraveragebozo_9174]

I remember that dude from Chicago Med

[@aarohoy2823]

Psychology at its finest

[@EthanMemphis-bs4mt]

“ Damn ”
😂😂😂😂

[@Azunist.]

Thx for the notes

[@qlutch2998]

This is an example of an actual psychology trick being blown out of proportion,it does work but you wont get any girl by doing this,but the need to win approval part is real

[@godatfootball8338]

Role nr 1 as big smoke said in 2004 u pick the wrong house fool

[@boar5446]

Unspoken Rizz

[@TheMenace2004]

“Hey Lisa”
*”I have a boyfriend”*

[@Kiwo-h7x]

man looks like the dollar store tobey Maguire he is the kind that tries harddd

[@HawksFlight]

Jake gylenhol is a legend

[@hoopsproductions814]

My dumb ahh thinking it was Aaron Rodgers for a sec 💀

[@chad32626]

💀

[@iamsonjosef_]

never thought I'd see Mysterio and lagertha in the same room