Liza Treyger - I Love Jail - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored
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- Опубликовано: 1 май 2017
- Liza Treyger's miserable college experience sends her spiraling into alcoholism and into the path of law enforcement.
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Sounds terrible lmao
Can we please cut the introduction montage? Geez
Let’s be honest, the only thing that’s cringe is those intros.
"oh, no thank you" I screamedddd
That was hilarious 😂😂
Too bad the intro always ruins punchlines
@@dreww8941 that's why I like watching these online so that I can skip the intros. They're pointless & loud.
I died!
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I can confirm that many people in Iowa are constantly drunk and Iowa State University really did have horses on campus hahaha.
The entire midwest land of lost hopes full of addicts and drunks and just completely worthless people functioning just to feed the machine
Drunks are addicts.
Perhaps you are not as wise and enlightened, as you are pessimistic and hopeless?
@ Not all of Iowa sucks. Northern Iowa has some nice counties and towns. My only complaint is that my county has too many Lutherans.
No, just that you are not fit to have the title master. Name calling, salty boi- yes but Master-no
"yippy kiyay, motherfucker!". Haha
As a woman from Iowa, born and raised.....
This pretty much covers everyone 18-25 here
Yeah my sister went to college in Iowa. Can confirm.
Same!!!!
Go Cyclones!
No offense.... But I still don't think Iowa exists.....
@@nellrussellstarving_artist1215 It's by the Field of Dreams...
all the comments: “yeah i’m from iowa and everyone is an alcoholic” guys i didn’t even remember iowa was a thing
maddi tracy that’s why they drink
maddi tracy 🤣🤣🤣
What's iowa
@@gblikestosew where Americans go to drink light beer and talk about weather and corn.
@@robo_y2k no wonder slipknot came from Iowa. If they didn't make music, they probably would have killed everyone in that desolate state.
That "oh, no thank you!" gets me every time😂
such the trashed midwest girl thing to say
So, you mean you've watched this more then once... on purpose?
@@hayk.galstyan I know I have! I absolutely love this one video from this channel
“I think I read some books or two.” that wordplay flew right over the audience. I think the jokes were just coming so fast.
AGREED
They did a quick cut after the line so we don’t know if the audience did laugh
@@juegodynamicsCan anyone tell me what it means please?
Fo show #theledgend
@@SG-ek2zw "..some books or two", that's the joke.
" all these girls who had pictures of their farm animals that were their friends that they like..won contest with..and then ate later in the evening"
Literally 😂😂😂👌
"I read some books or two."
How did the audience not laugh at that? It was brilliant!
forgotn1 they cut the laugh out
So weird I read this as soon as she said it
It's too real
Just Me because to me, a person who isn’t you, the timing was strange and weird.
What a fuckin concept. But thanks for going out of your way to try to be a dick to a stranger lol
@@kittyticklehips 😂😂😂
“Shannon is in jailllll” killed me
CALL 911!
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"So shes kicking these cops..."
IM DEAD
ive been watching This Is Not Happening all day and I HATE the openings with a passion
same
skip 45 sec in its same for all of them
Never felt something so much
😂😂😂
Omg I was just thinking this I fast forward all the time
"I had no friends, didn't connect with anyone, i just started getting blackout drunk......so this one night at my friend's"
Facts bro spit em
I think she was at home visiting friends from high school, not on campus where she had no friends. Just my interpretation.
@@kellygrimes4307 she mentioned a dorm room door though.
Everybody's your friend after a few drinks even if they're not
Theres is friends and then there is friends
There is always those few people who never even break a straight face in the background lmao
I kept looking at this gingery beard dude behind her, who just seemed to not have it ...
Lisa Kathariena that dude creeped me out.
you know those people are boring af
Sometimes it's like the same audience with different acts, so they may have seen something way funnier earlier so it's hard to laugh at mediocre jokes.
Even at the ones I die from laughter I notice there will be someone bored or with a face of disgust
Pretty easy to keep a straight face when the comic isn't funny.
"so they hid my car keys" 😂😂😂
that guy with the red beard was *determined* not to laugh
I couldn't get my eyes off him. Did he blink?
Us Gin-Chins are a tough crowd...born with a chip on both shoulders. We blink only when you do..we laugh when no one can hear us. Most of us are single, context varies though. I commend your observation skills. Wish more were, the world would be a tad better.
He would have if there was something to laugh at
THANK YOU. I was searching for someone to point this out.
He's scared of the interrogation he'll get if he laughs at her jokes.
I've been binge watching these and all I can say is why dafuq does every video of a female comedian have an imdb style review in the comments or "she's the only good female comedian out there" and male ones get giggles, quotes and references in theirs can y'all be normal human brings for one second in your life
Not to mention the whole "She sounds so annoying!" thing that always seems to pop up on the female's videos... sexism is alive and well...
These people are "normal human beings." Humans are good people, flawed people, critics, tribal, phobic towards difference, phobic towards that which they do not understand, and smart enough to look deeper and be more objective, equal and balanced. But I have been watching these as well. I went back to the last video i saw, a B-Phlat one. I looked through, and out of 373 comments only 10 were gender-based comments about her. The rest were "giggles, quotes, and references." So if you are saying all or even most comments for female comics are the way, I'm not seeing it. Might that just be confirmation bias on your part.
It's because women aren't recognized as funny.
Seb your opinion is part of the minority.Treyger isn't funny because of her toxic personality and self-destructive unwavering lifestyle, not because of her gender.
Lol. And why else would the comedy industry be completely dominated by men?
I like to watch these when I think my life is a mess. It really gives you perspective in a comedic format
Shannon is in JAAAIILL! "Shannon, why are you in jail"? ..She was throwing bed pans at people in the hospital. Bahahaha
"And then I got a Big Mac so full circle, I got my cheeseburger!" 😅😅😅
I love listening to her tell stories of herself☺ she has amazing delivery and sense of humor, and her openness is somewhat warm and goofy I love it😍
Some people in the audience literally look sad ...
Talking about abortion will do that
Its because they got seated where they can't see the story teller.
@@masterchu8044 She only talked about that in the end.
@John John Is this how you behave in real life as well? Or you feel safer embarrassing yourself behind a computer?
Maybe their whole family got killed by a drunk driver who stabbed them to death.
She went from no friends to all her friends knowing she loves drinking and driving.
Exactly what I thought...uh, most female comedians mann
@@mopnem You can have no real friends but have people whom you get along, party and get drunk with and call "friends" for lack of a better word. Still feels lonely af.
Also, what do you mean "most female comedians"?
@@marialacambra9715 if you don't have friends you don't have friends. She's just being inconsistent & weird. & it's kinda hard to explain but alot female comedians just don't get it. Not all of them though, generally better if they're not straight as well seems to be case more so then not.
@@mopnem Wow, such a deep answer. Again, you can have party friends but no real friends.
Also, "they just don't get it" is the most generic explanation ever, but sure.
maria lacambra True my answer was generic cause it’s RUclips. Her saying she has no friends is a sympathy ploy prob wrapped in truth which shows positive vulnerability until she abandons it to say she has friends which loses her previous stance & makes her look shallow/attention seeking. To go deeper into my last point for female comics, I find more so straight women comics generally speaking like to rehash talking points of what’s “supposed to be said” as truths simply because it’s currently agreed upon at a specific time. A lot of points may appear emotionally valid but can be contradictorily shallow.
I had a patient today that was in restraints and she was so mad at me, as soon as she told me I should have went to a real college so I learned how to do my job better I thought of you and this video 😂
Someone tell Tormund from GOT that it's ok to laugh
I was mesmerized. He never cracked the slightest little smile.
He's like that in every one I've watched... To be fair though, he was my spirit animal during this episode. This may be the worst one I've seen.
I wondered if others saw him too!
9:41 I think I just saw him crack a smile!
Ehh this one wasn’t really funny
Comedians come from all walks of life. Even if I do not correlate with a specific comedian, I love to see and hear stories from other perspectives. That is part of the joy of story telling, which is what comedy is. I am not a valley girl, but her delivery and punch lines are good. I don't understand why people can't put themselves on the back burner and live in someone else's shoes for a minute. I thought it was funny, not the best, but not deserving of so much hate. Dudes can't relate, I suppose.
You're right, 100! I Love all comedy and that s the reason why.
So true, that's why I looove this series.
@@DrJ-hx7wv what has she gotten away with? (Also, wtf is "chain-gang"?)
@@DrJ-hx7wv At least I'm not an obvious racist. What do her looks have to do with her comedy? Do you look at a piece of art and judge it by the attractiveness of the artist? So that also makes you a misogynist. Her getting away with anything was sheer fucking luck that I'm sure she is aware of.
I agree, (not with the dudes can't relate part, I'm sure some of us can). Coming from the least oppressed population category, I like hearing stories of people from other walks of life with differing life experiences, especially being able to find humor in the bad parts of our lives. If anything this series is hopeful. Many of these stories come from some of the darkest periods of someone's life, if they can find humor in it, then it demonstrates whatever we all are going through, is a temporary condition.
"Thank goodness you're white, or you would not be here today." No lies told there. 😑
@@DrJ-hx7wv jew is a religion-white a colour -she is a white woman she said it herself because she is smart enough - if you want you can say white jew ;)
Jewish people are of middle eastern decent ....but pale. But not white as in pure European. Yes that means Jesus wasn't a white dude go cry in the corner. I'm Jewish I think it's hilarious. Go be racist else where please. It's a race though.
@@melissalong5213 I agree on the middle eastern descent-ethnicity but again its not a race but a region middle estern people are originally from the Caucasus region-they are Caucasians that been travelling- The pure white do not exit its called a conplexion which can go lighter or darker following where you grew up-They are white in conplexion-Jew are whites- why is it so hard to accept? If they go anywhere they‘ll be consider :White .If they do DNA researches they will be considered caucasians from the middle eastern region while some would be from the European region but still :White.
Again God forbid if tomorrow she gets hurt and emergency identify her they‘ll say ‘we have a White women in mid 30...‘
Again being Jew is not a race as your race is a social construction while ur skin is visual and mostly dna don't lie...
@@Ari-qo6qo I say again Jew is a race. People from the cuacus mountain region are not white either. People from this region are Armenian and certainly not European. The American folk singer Jim Croce is Armenian one my favorites BTW. Sorry there are other races besides just black and white. Neither culturally nor genetically European. For centurys Jews only married other Jews while living outside of Israel. Stop trying to box everybody off as black or white. What you say sounds like propaganda against Israel as a country. They are not accepted as white hence the Holocaust. Which happened and was 100 times worse then slavery in my personal opinion. But nice try with your black bias agenda.
@@melissalong5213 its not a race but you free to stay ignorant and i have nothing against Israel or the religion of judaïsme-also Armenia is a country not a race - peace on you
She is totally right about Iowa people, and the machine shed is a real place...
I've been there. It's fucking great. I got a cereal bowl of cottage cheese and the turkey part of my turkey dinner needed its own separate plate. In Canada we simply don't have portions like that.
I live in Iowa no one is sober even during the week
Parrot Bay is the TRUTH, yep she was drunk, drunk....lol
Light weight lol
Oh Liza, you are like the girl version of me... instead of being a stand up comic, I became a strip club DJ. You are obviously a much better comic than I was a DJ. I never fulfilled my potential because everybody kept buying me shots. Lmao.
Are you doing any shows in Dallas or Fort Worth anytime soon? Hope so. You rock. Don't ever change!
lmfao
She’s coming to Austin for Moontower Comedy. I love this girl, I cannot wait to see her in person
"I probably read some books or two"
Clearly I am in the wrong looking over the comments, but I actually thought this was hilarious. Was disappointed when the comment section was nothing but hate for the act. Not saying people are wrong for it, but for what it's worth, I laughed the whole way through.
constructive criticism is just one of the many places we are able to learn to be better people. An opinion isn't wrong, so it's good that at least someone found it funny, because I didn't. Only getting positive feedback runs you into the same problems that you would get if you were surrounded by sycophants. So it's worth a lot. And so are comments of laughter and appreciation. We need people who will point out both our strengths, and weaknesses.
Jordan Howser nahhhhh sucked
Jordan Howser no worries, people are just ridiculous. It's a dark story but the point is she made it through and it was funny
Eh, people cannot appreciate a well told story anymore
I enjoyed it also.. I thought she was hilarious AF! 👍👍
"i didnt pay him okay, i just ran away. "LMFAOO
How is it funny to be a total menace to society and rip people off?
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If it wasn’t funny to people why do others get mad.😂 It wasn’t funny to me, but a good story. I like story times.
Yeah... I didn't laugh either. But I watched it until the end because she seems like a fairly cool chick. :-I
Dean O. Exactly
This is supposed to be comedy. That's why people get mad. It's truly not hard to understand. I am NOT sexist, which is exactly why I have no problem saying this lady is not funny. There are plenty of hilarious female comedians, this woman is not one of them
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Privilege. She confirms it.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Seriously I’m glad she’s still alive
I'm in recovery ,and this is legit like a 'testimony' part of a 'speaker' meeting in AA/NA...
😂..but also 'mm-hmm' 'yep' 🤧...humor was and is a coping mechanism... this feel like both a meeting/comedy club! ✔
(someone with a good bit of
clean time, and has continued on to "Sponser" etc- tell their stories of active addiction..)
I bet she kills it at AA meetings.
Annoying when comedians stretch out the word "ummmmmmm" & "annnnnnnnd" to indicate this is the part where you laugh.
“Shannon is in JAIIIIILLLL!”
HILARIOUS!! Reminds me of college..minus all the jail.
D. Nikkole reminds me of college with the jail
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Very good female comic and kudos to doing a set on such a touchy subject. The story was meant to be funny but some people have no sense of humor. All you can do is laugh, u go girl
Holy shit!!! A mess and I loved it!😂😂🙌🏿
That was wild, her act felt like a stranger that sits at your table when a restaurant is really crowded and they just start spilling conversation.
I love to hear things bleeped out in a video that has 'Uncensored' in its name.
Most of the time on this show the bleeps are names.
the only thing bleeped out was the steet address of her friend. The word "Cunt" was clearly audible
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They censored an address lol
This is amazing
I've never been so unprepared for what I was going to hear. Sometimes you can predict jokes. None.
I don't understand all the hate, I enjoyed this story, I found it very humorous.
Primal Life You suck
kyle mohler. Good comeback.
If you don't understand. You don't know comedy.
idk man... this just... sad
ibigrooster11 i guess thats the point of it, she made herself look bad while talking about a fuked up period of her life. There was no redeeming it so best thing to do was to just embrace it
Full circle cheeseburgers are the best. I bet she had more drinks to wash it down lmao
Watching this video literally feels like an AA meeting 😂
Drinking game: Every time "soooo" "like" or "ummm". The winner is whoever survives.
Spends the first part of her set talking about not having friends to immediately having friends that know her and care about her enough to hide her keys....?
It's nice to laugh each and every day. Keep the laughs and smiles coming guys.
She's a Great story-teller. 👍
I went to ISU too. We literally went to college together, small world...the Machine Shed is an amazing restaurant
Go Cyclones!
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she's seriously so underrated, it's a crime
Talking about she hated everyone, couldn't find a friend; then all of a sudden talks about a friend and friends...sooo she did have friends.
Olivia it’s easier to make friends when you’re drunk all the time
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As someone currently going to iowa state, can confirm everyone is either a stoner, alcoholic, on adderall, or on nicotine. Literally had my neighbors above me throw up onto our porch a few nights ago.. the puke it still there..
Go Cyclones!
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that one guy behind her who raised his hand when she asked if anyone has a dui
I'm cackling at the idea of a drunk person running out of a cab to escape the tip. Like, surely you woulda been caught? Lol. When I"m drunk I can barely walk, let alone run with focus!
She didn’t pay at all. It’s only recently that they get your info before the trip!
Take a shot every time she says "um"
The machine shed is a fantastic restaurant that I wish was still open.
A self destructive person like myself... cute af.... we'd ruin each others lives hahaha ;)
Go cyclones!! She had me with that 🤣
“I probably read some books or two” is underrated comic genius.
"The Machine Shed" is a real place in Davenport lmao
I want to see Craig Ferguson on this show, I'm sure he has some pretty crazy fucked up stories too
This was legit funny. She's got a certain deadpan quality to her delivery that makes you go "Wait, what?" a few times, but once you catch on, she's hilarious. Skimming the comments is kind of an eye-roll. Almost all comics capitalize on how they're bad people. Before this one, I watched the story where the comic stole this NFLer's jersey and was an unrepentant, entitled douche about it. How is it her perceived moral character is drawing more comment flak than that guys?
It's because people hate women.
I relate to this quite a bit after living and working in Greeley, CO for a period of time.
I loved this! Can there be more Liza?!
It’s funny how 11 years later absolutely nothing changed with collage girls😂 same shit still happens every weekend
11?! try 50... 75 ... probly 100 ever seen pics of the roaring 20s?
misspelling “college” is hilariously ironic.
Anyone else notice the really strange quick cuts in audio?
oh my god these are the friends that are fun to have!!
Take a shot for every "AaAaAahhhM"
The guy behind her is not laughing at all😂
Ayyy she’s from Illinois just like me 🤙🏻🤙🏻
I respect your storytelling
Saw you last night at the XCite center! Had me laughing.
Being institutionalized is something you get used to. No doubt about it.
Being in the drunk tank and out in population are 2 different things.
“I just kept being a mess to society.” 😂😂😂
Anyone else notice the blonde guy with the full beard in the back? Straight face the entire time. Hahahahaha what? Lmfao
I ain't as wild, so I can't relate to the arrests, but I definitely relate to disappointing everyone around me.
“It could be worser”
-Liza Treyger
Damn shes resilient, looks great for apparantly blacking out for a few years straight lol
....then we put diesel in my car.🤣
Her voice is like a male comic doing an impression of a woman mid-story.
She already said she didn't fit in...
Yep.
Sound like her ironic tone of voice she puts on decided that it's bored of itself.
I thought of that
Bill Burr style
I genuinely liked her and this bit. I love stories of downward sprials
Hahahaha downward spirals
Me too.
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@@JeffWarren47 lol you talking shit?
11 glorious years. Seems like she comes the long way.
Awesome! This girl rocks, why is this new to me????
I just feel bad for the cops in this story. I work as a CA (or RA depending on where you are) and drunk freshmen are the bane of my existence.
But you don’t shoot them huh?
What welcoming and pleasant replies
Nerd
Blasted! I'm foiled again!
@Kaitlin Oetting Dude . . . an CA/RA stands for Community Advisor/Residential Assistant. It's a job that a student who lives on campus takes to help other students that live with them and make sure that everyone is safe and up to date on campus events, etc.
I passionately hate comics that go “UUUUUM”... “AAAAAAM” between jokes... kill me.
It's the audience's cue to laugh. Pathetic
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4:40 dude behind her with the beard is like "shit, i have a ponytail...... not funny" everyone but him is laughing
This is my favorite TINH purely for the "Oh, no *thank* you"
She's hilarious. Love her!
Did I miss something...she went from having no friends to suddenly having friends with no explanation...?
Common thing among super extroverted people: having a small group of friends but not going out every night/having to turn down plans constantly is "having no friends".
Yeah... It happens... There's a time you have no friends.... And then you make some friends... And then the story moves forward who cares Jesus
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This is the real "hangover" saga 🤣🤣🤣
This was awesome! Lol
Red beard Casey Affleck is a tough sell dude
Yeah these stories always just are sad.
1:01. : you guys LOBsTORY LOVE HER
her: fat...
The crowd: "round of applause"
Me: punny
Because of butter