Annie Lederman - Camp Crush - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored
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- Опубликовано: 4 апр 2016
- After Annie Lederman left the camp she went to as a preteen, she thought she'd never see her crush again -- but she was wrong.
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Ari Shaffir is a horrible racist. Why do ya'll keep employing him?
Eu sou o povo que cuida da porca que ela eu sou o porco macho da porca que elaé só um pouco que sou macho da porta que ela que levanta a saia eeu sou o porco que a poca quer ela leva tuas aí ofereceu para mim as partes íntimas dela tem
Eu ando no eu ando dono da forma que ela coloca a palavra crime 12 horas sem calcinha levantando eu ando no que foi ela que colocou o sapo que tá no
é eu sou gay eu sou gay eu sou gay que ela queria dar o rabo para mim sou gay que ela fez eu para mim eu sou o que que ela queria casar comigo eu sou gay que ela levantou a saia ofereceu para mimsou bem que ela levantou a saia oferecer os patinhos dela para mim eu queria estar aí para perguntar para ela porque que o senhor era se eu queria estar pqueria perguntar para ela vai eu sou gay e você já levantou a saia ofereceu para mim que ia casar comigo que que ela ela não explica porque que ela quis dar a p******* para gay
Eu sou louca ela quis dá para o sou louco e ela quis dar para o loucoporque ela escolheu logo logo para levantar saída para o louco porque ela não explica porquêo que que ela escolheu o louco para dar para o que levantou a saia para o Lucas crescendo porque ela não explica nada no prova é só ir porque ela não explica porque ela quis
"Never rape yourself with someone else's body" is one of the greatest lines I've ever heard.
It's literally what women think happens every time they regret the decision to sleep with someone 🤣🤣
@@Digitaldreamer7 Bingo
I say it to myself all the time
I wish I had heard this in my early 20s
That’s one hell of a wingman
Awesome
I really wish she elaborated on that a bit
Forgot about "The six o'clock"
Couldn't have said it any better!
Wingman hall of fame.
Scarlett Johansson + Donna (from The 70s Show) + Gina (from Brooklyn 99)
omg she sounds a lot like Chelsea
Why cant she just be annie? Whats the motivation for these comparisons?
@@LouisFGraham well if you like Scarlet Johanson and Donna you would like Annie if anything it works both ways you could even say that because she is the combo of them she takes the best aspects of both
So accurate 😂
I thought of Gina too 😂😂😂😂
as an ex camp counselor this is hilarious, we're not cool we're just campers with responsibility
can't really speak on behalf of all counselors
So true
@@ilevitatecs2 Were you a really "cool" camp counselor?
@@scourge8097 nope but find it hilarious when people speak on behalf of groups of unrelated individuals
@@ilevitatecs2 shut up
Nostalgia vision is the most dangerous force in the universe.
Here here!😔😒😞🍷
You can never go back. Don't even try.
Amen!
Biggest reason why I'm trying not to get back with my ex
Tied with filters basically.
She looks like Scarlett johansen but sounds like Donna from that 70s show.
Mario Lopez I don't know those characters by name but 2 seconds into her talking, I got who you meant. So accurate
Dead on brother!!
No all white people don't look the same. She looks nothing like Johansen. This one's eyes, nose, and even jaw are different. Yall are on crack.
She looks like a mix of the 2
Nahhh...she doesn't have ScarJo's nose. Or eyes.
How is no one talking about the fact that she actually legit teared up towards the end? I found this super touching
@SaltyBrains jesus krist your second answer here ITS A FUCKING JOKE XDD
Annie is great!
The dude who said crashed my wedding is a real homie
this is why you never meet your heros
Sooooo true! The experience ranges from minor let-down to disaster.
It kinda depends on the expectation and why they were your hero to begin with no one can ever live up to the hype but bearing in mind their people to you can gain a different kind of respect for them depending on the situation and how it goes some men and women truly are just wise smart humble good natured strong individuals
This is why you never fuck your heroes
This is why you don't have heros unless they legitimately save your life.
So true! My childhoood hero was the Incredible Hulk (TV show). I met Lou Ferrigno years later when I was a Bellhop. He didn't even tip me for carrying his luggage!!
This is like an alternate universe where Scarlett Johansson is a standup comic.
10/10 - would +1 this comment again.
I thought the same thing!!
Holy shit you're right.
she got the husky voice too
I would be content with this alternative reality.
I think that husky/raspy voice women will have is the sexiest thing a woman could have.
I went to high school with her. This was recommended on my feed. I was like wait, what?! I had no idea she was a comedian. I also have no idea why this was recommended to me. The internet is weird.
I thought you came up in NYC.....?
Your name used to be Mark?
Yes, and you're really JLO
Dang she old went to school with JLo
Fake. She was invisible in high school.
YO I WENT TO CAMP SWATARA WHEN I WAS IN THE 6th GRADE. I was NOT expecting that; frickin insane that I KNOW THE EXACT PLACE SHE’s talking about. Like whoa bro
Do you know Mark Parker
Thats real cool jewels
@@c.j.9072 that's the only thing that matters. XD
@@c.j.9072 I need an answer to this question!
I went there too
This is the most 90s story I think I've ever heard.
Totally
Like you guys remember the 90's.
Good comment...nooooottt!
Oh my god this is so true
Lol it kind of is, actually
This video made me clip my fingernails.
Christoffer Alberi oh fuck i went and trimmed mine too!
Can’t stop laughing! My face hurts from smiling an laughing so much
Christoffer Alberi Latex gloves made my game so much tighter! If you work with your hands they're going to be rough either way. Gloves stay in my condom drawer!
Like a fuckin serial killer...
Good decision
If your camp counselor remembers you from when you were young, there's about a 95% chance they were a pervert.
Depends on how old they were
Experts reveal that the percentage is actually 98.99%.
@@fohseytv no it doesn’t.
Pretty sure he saw her profile after she sent him a friend request
@Fohsey No. What age do people attend summer camp? It's always prepubescent kids.
Also, she mentioned you graduate at 14. So everyone is 14 and UNDER.
Regardless, she mentioned he didn't actually remember her. He was just hyped a girl came onto him over FB, claiming to have known him from camp.
"Cookie Monster eyes," holy shit, only a recovered alcoholic could invent that beautiful imagery.
Damn, Mark Parker has some great fucking wing men.
Was thinking the same thing lmao
I concur doctor
her advice at the end is gold.
Is it.
Did he not have pictures on his FB? always stalk beforehand!
Guys don't like that anymore than girls! Just saying, do not stalk people! Give them your phone number after talking to them a bit and then have them never contacted you again. So much quicker with the rejection, it's both effective and depressing at the same time! Brilliant!
@@GummyBearRacing They don't literally mean "stalk", just look at their damn pictures so you know you're not into them before you try to fuck them.
Exactly what I was thinking.
David Miller ehh stalking does tell you a lot about the person
I was thinking same exact thing, check pics first
"I don't need to know I've got hpv from your fingernails"😂
You hope it's just hpv..
When you get a pap smear it involves a scraping of the uterine lining. I'm guessing this is what she meant. You're welcome!
gsmontag a Pap smear doesn’t involve fingers, it’s a swab of the cervix with cotton swabs and sometimes other tools. Pelvic examines are done by hand/fingers. HPV can transmitted sexually so I’m guessing she’s saying his fingernails are gross and if he inserts them in her she’ll get HPV.
MzGeminiNightowl That is exactly the point, that the nail is going to be doing the swab
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"Drink him hot " lol
sathvik red imagine a male standup saying that
@@homerick8952 Don't say you've never done that...
That needs to be a t-shirt “Never f**k your happy place!”
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This story made me sad for some reason. I just think about that girl back in the day that saw me and thought I was hot and wanted anything to be with me, but then sees me now and says, "WTF happened!". Wait, I just realized that girl is my wife.
Can we get a F bois?
F my man Ezekiel
F
It's never too late to clip your nails
She is hilarious. Maybe one of my favorite storyteller comedians of this series.
YesReneau. nahhhh... Joey Diaz, hands down. One of the better storytellers/comics on this series. Who else is on three times?
She's damn good though. Id pay to see her if she's coming to Detroit. :0)
Timothy Kelley he is on 6 of these
It's cause she's a woman huh
She talks like a 16 yeard old, like you know what I mean. She barely got any laughs and most weren't deserved.
YesReneau that was barely even funny. Mostly sad
"Mmm, delicious!"
Oh god.
+TheNextMangaKing And I'm down here in the comment section, taking notes. Good to fucking know.
I literally threw my phone down at that part. I can't.
Hahahaha Jesus christ
Yeah that bit was horrendous.
Better than yech you stink.
My dream is that someone out there talks about me how Annie Lederman talks about Mark.
I feel sorry for Mark Parker from Pennsylvania
Nonya Bizness get off RUclips, Mark 🙄
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The couch pulls out but mark does not
Literally funnier than the entire video.
Ok you win
WesBus YOU WIN THE INTERNET
docHOLLAday53 thank you buddy
Ha!
Still doing the whole "Ruin some of the jokes as an intro" sort of thing, eh?
I always skip past them👍
Yeah. Hate it when I forget to skip :|
MrSisterfister100 why did that upset you so much to where you had to insult the man?
@MrSisterfister100 Yes comrade, after this we go rush B
@MrSisterfister100 which is ironic, because you're bitching about him bitching. Whiny bitch.
My dad always said "whatever a woman loves you for now, she will hate you for later."
I wish I could give this two thumbs up. What a gift to be able to turn pain to joy.
Why can I perfectly imagine the camp counselor version of Mark Parker
I'm just picturing Mark McGrath with a different last name.
Same lmfao
She has the same body language and similar voice to Gina Linetti from Brooklyn 99
My same thought!!!!
Everyone else too 😂😂
BRUH YE
I thought it was her at first
Heard her on the Marc Maron podcast and it was grade A content so I came to check out her work. Glad to say the quality carried over, bravo. Thanks Marc.
That was a great story, told well! Funny and poignant at the same time. Thank you!
Love her!!! This was both funny, and showed her sweet side for caring so much about other people's feelings.
Her voice is great, i love the sound of it,
Thomas Adshade jr weirdo
She has a calming voice. If feels cozy almost???
I like her voice & the way she tells the story
I honestly hope Mark sees this video, takes out his eye brow ring, clips his nails, realizes what a solid Annie did him and just fixes himself up a bit.
There’s nothing to fix up. Based on the description she gave, there’s nothing wrong with him. She said he has long nails because he plays guitar. There’s nothing wrong with an eyebrow ring, even if you don’t happen to like it.
There are things about his voice and his appearance that don’t fit her preferences, but other people can appreciate it. She even described him as being a really great person, and that’s always way more important then trying to appeal to people who have some weird issue with guitarists and eyebrow rings
@@brinnshea - Holy Jeezus.
@@roysreceptive There's a balance between loving yourself for who you are and improving your own qualities as a person...
While Mark Parker doesn't sound like he's in the most stable of lifestyles, ie. meeting to bone strangers* from FB, it's hard for me to criticize a person who's just living within their own means.
... y'know, as long they're not violent or actively causing harm to others.
I doubt that’s what he takes from this
And quits listening to Dmb 🤣
omg this happened to me , this woman is everything! she told my story but in a more effed up way! This is why I dont have high expectations of my "crushes" , and im almost 29
Joxy Surge believe me it only gets worse as you get older too 😂😂😂😂
Well it can be worse. I'm 35 planing date with my "happy place" then this video comes up "don't fuck your happy place!!!"🤣😭 I'll never have sex again😔
"I'm in my own Vietnam." LOL
Great story teller cant wait to see a full set.
"There is no way to drink him hot." Lmao
These intros are my least favorite thing about the show
u not down with the shits bro it’s aii
Skip one minute.
Yeah cringy
I like them
D C “they’re”
She fucking killed it amazing comic
I came to the comment section looking for Mark Parker
Same where’s Mark
Good luck my dude
Bruh ... 🤣
me 2
I LOVE her voice.
Councillors started waking up cool 13 year old to smoke weed and drink...hmmm...
I was thinking it was a bit dodgy, but you could apply to be one when you were 14 so maybe they weren’t adults yet? idk
lol ikr, and from the sounds of it all the counselors sounded like they were quite a bit older than her too from the description she gave when she got to the wedding and saw all of em again...
Most councillors range from 16-25 so they’d be 5-10 yrs older
Yeah, I went to summer camp twice, different places, and the councilors definitely didn't fuck with the kids.
Dude if I was a sixteen year old the presence of thirteen years old would just irk me.
I can't imagine any reason to do that unless they were tryna fucc
Hence the joke about moving on to hang out with "actual criminals"
I love this series so much. Such a great story.
Love Annie!! She’s one of the best!!
I love this girl!!! So adorable!
I have to be honest she was funnier than everyone else. I felt like I have heard a story like this before but how she told it was unexpected and made the time pass really fast. who is the best of the season to you.
This was great, I love these long web only bits. Hilarious, can't wait for another season
Stellar comedian and storyteller.
Excellent storytelling
Stop with the cinematic intros. ain't nobody got time for that!
mac alexis fr tho
mac alexis I was wondering how much they spend on those vs save filming in a Cheetas strip club.
mac alexis it is quite annoying
Y'all trippen
this is funnier than the video itself😂😆.
She is great. Really goes for it.
This is why time is so precious. Live in the moment a bit more.
Love the intros to these!
This was one of the best ones ever.
Yes it is, also my other favorites are the Artie Lang pig doing cocaine and Sal Vulcano terrorist threats
Along with Jim Breuer's
She's Cheryl on the radio station "Chakra Attack" in GTA V
Dre Loco Seriously?!
Yep. Shes very underrated
Dre Loco noted
Dre Loco ZFG That's why she sounds familiar! Thanks for saving me a Google trip.
haha no way! love that shit!
I love her voice, and her jokes.
I didn’t know who she was previously but damn she’s good. She has a style that makes me want to keep listening to a long story, unlike some other comedians.
That was the funniest relatable story I have heard in a while lol
From time to time I'll come back to this because it's so funny and also very sad.
Also Camp Swatara is a real camp.
Annie if you ever see this I love you and you've made me laugh so many times. Thank you
Found Mark Parker
Very talented!
this was Simply.... Amazing.
She is a straight killer. One of my favorite comedians
And the polygraph says…that was a lie.
@@craigaweigle wut?
A lesson in self esteem. Holy cow there is still hope for me. Not alone in the middle class void that is what is my life .
Everytime I hear the word, "delicious" I think of this and start chuckling.
Good set, really good details
Great standup! I ground my teeth into dust out of discomfort but just wonderful
now this woman is hilarious
YES! Not like that Iliza Schlesinger
13:40 "I think I do remember you from camp now" I cracked up laughing while the audience just sat there for the most part silent... Did I get the wrong part of the punchline, or did they just feel so bad they didn't want to laugh at her?
The crowd is dead
I'm pretty sure they felt bad, they didn't laugh at the darkest jokes
Idk, the way she told it, I was assuming he didn't know who she was the entire time. There's no indication that he does.
That was awesome! She's great!
So this is what the Black Widow does on her down time with the Avengers.
I think she's ScaJo's twin
It was like watching Scarlett Johansen do an impression of Donna from That 70's show.
Annie is truly a legend! my fave female comedian
Chicks comedy is a therapy session and the awkward laughs are cathartic.
Loved her!!
I LOVE HER HAPPY PLACE !!!!
+Matt Parker A for effort.
At least Mark now knows not to say "Mm, delicious!" anymore! Loved the story.
This is one of my favourite TINH stories ever. Well done.
OMG that was insanely great
I fucking love Annie Lederman's attitude, she holds herself in such a nonchalant, and almost abrasively honest manner, I just dig it. Would love to sober hang with Lederman.
Anyone else skip the first 30 seconds of these to not hear the punchline?
60 seconds to skip the entire intro
I always do
I love her. She’s gorgeous
I love her voice omg
Annie, you are comedy gold :)
Started slow but ended with a bang !!
She's awesome at the narrative
daaaamn that was a great performance 👍🏻Loved seeing her on Joe Rogans podcast
WHAT A BEAST!!! I laughed my ass off. Some seriously funny and original shit here. Hope her career continues to grow and becomes a solid household name comic. 5/5
You need help with comedy
Oh I'm SORRY, does my opinion constitute YOUR perspective of whats funny to me? go back to making shit memes for your friends to pretend laugh to bud [+]
My bad about that last comment, I was under the impression you would have friend(s) and also a dictionary handy to look up those big words I used. Sincerely, EAD
Wattsun Stars.... are you mark parker?
not gonna lie iv been to camp swatara lmaoooo
good hiking trails
didn't smoke weed
4.5/10
Genius - so good!
Awesome show, I’m a fan now 👍
Loved the moral of the story😂😂😂
Aren't all stories nostalgia?
+Fear Box He said it like "I hope no one notices" hahahahaha
+Fear Box No. Most are not.
ehcmier Okay, most funny or positive stories are though. Is that better, internet contrarian?
+Fear Box Every picture of you is a picture of you when you were younger!
Man don't fuck me up this way
Beautiful story 🤘
Good is Good. This comedian is great.