About a third of the comments be like: "Uh, I was going to give this video a chance, but calling out Elon Musk at the beginning for spreading N*zi conspiracy theories really shows your political biases!" Damn dude, got me. I don't like N*zis and their conspiracy theories.
Then it catches on fire, the fire can't be put out because the lithium ion batteries produce their own oxygen and the firefighters can't break you out.
@@Photosounder sure they can break you out! you just have to wait for tesla to publish an update so you can pay an extra $1500+ (the price depends on the life/death odds you want) to download an app that lets you break into the car. the firefighters have to also buy the app, and you both have to connect your phones for this to work. alternatively, you can break the window
People calling the Cybertruck a "clown car" should be ashamed of themselves, because many clowns have much better taste than this hilarious embarrassment of a mobile trash can.
It's a perfect case of elite projection. He doesn't maintain or even wash his own car, he has staff for that, so it doesn't matter to him that rain rusts it. It also looks like a 12 year old's drawing, which tells you about his maturity. Maturity is something you gain by overcoming challenges, which is impossible when you don't face any because you were born rich.
Gotta say, the cybertruck is a perfect oversized kitchen utensil. Cuts your carrots, peels your carrots, crushes your carrots. Elon Musk didn't re-invent the pick-up truck, he re-invented the mixer.
Yeah, but I think you can get many cheaper and more compact mixers on the market, maybe that is why they had no other choice but to add some wheels to it and advertise it as a truck.
I like how this steel coffin is vulnerable to rain, sunlight, rugged terrain, the oils secreted from your palms, and mean words, but it will surely slice another car in half when the acceleration pedal which was affixed with glitter glue slides off and wedges itself, making the car plow through traffic, annihilating a family of four. Really, it’s durable and reliable where it matters, in inflicting harm to everyone outside the vehicle.
Also everyone inside the vehicle considering that the cybertruck doesn't have any crumplezone to absorb the energy of a collision. And have you seen how far back the head of the dummy went in the crash test footage tesla released? That's a broken neck if ever saw one. Not to mention that in that Crash test footage the backseat airbag (where the child dummy sat) didn't fire. If there even is a backseat airbag in the first place. That child dummy hit the floor of the vehicle. Dead for certian.
So everyone outside and inside the vehicle is screwed if someone were to get into a crash involving a cyber truck. Great going, Musk! Truly the car of the future!
@@sinfulpuritan3430 No wonder he insists on having kids sometimes with multiple people at once and encourages everyone to breed like there's no tomorrow. Gotta offset the deaths caused by his steel grater with wheels.
"no one would buy this" Assuming a ten year run, the CyberMonstrocity is already sold out. There will be cancellations. If humanity has any sense, lots of cancellations. 😅As if
@@RivGames_ not to mention that the community has unanimously agreed to destroy any Cybertruck on sight, an agreement that some Epic Games employees approve
Eh, at least it is something that actually exists today, unlike most of the other stuff on this channel, and I probably have a realistic shot at owning one one day.
I know one good fact about the Cybertruck. It's banned in the UK and Europe for not meeting any of our safety standards, so I'll never have to see one on the road.
@@ronrolfsen3977Have you put it through the safety test? The F150 Lightning is in Europe, it's the same width and has a HIGHER front end which would be even more dangerous for pedestrians.
But wait, it gets worse. The cybertruck doesn't have crumple zones, which basically an area on a car that is designed to crumple up in the event of a crash. This is a good thing because it absorbs the blow and protects the people inside. And, if the car doesn't crumple, you will instead, so that is a safety warning.
And yet, at the same time, it is so much more likely to get into an accident due to the limited field of view and the accelerator issues. I followed one of these cars for about 3 miles one day on the interstate, and I was immensely relieved when it exited the highway. In that time, the driver could not maintain a safe following distance, repeatedly slamming on the brakes when they realized that they were way too close, yet again, and they also cut off someone every single time that they changed lanes, as if they had no idea that there was someone in their blind spot. The driver was also drifting all over the lane. I had to conclude that the accelerator either sticks or has an extremely light touch, and that the blind spots are absolutely enormous.
the concept of the cybertruck "being used to intimidate those who can't afford it" while a literal water gun poses a credible threat to it is amusing ngl
It does intimidate, in the way that even lightly colliding with one will probably kill us both. A pile of heavy stainless steel plates and flammable electronics that has no crumple zone, attached to a raised chassis with lights that'll blind me, most likely to be driven by a moron who has probably never operated any form of heavier/taller vehicle. Just saying, I'm probably getting decapitated by steel plating while the genius inside gets turned into a meat sack full of bone shards that gets lit on fire when the battery ruptures.
They will never legally roll down British roads because they are too big/wide and the design is lethal to anyone it touches. Who wouldn't want a razor sharp stainless steel tank, extra quiet due to its electric engine, flying through your narrow street? The single colour option (dull grey) was also a genius touch since it camouflages so well with our dark/rainy environment hahaha.
Turns out a big fat percentage of cybertrucks are being recalled because the acelerator pedal is glued, this glue can come off and the pedal might get stuck at maximum throtle. Yep.
The recall is simple and you can do it at home. Simply drill something in your floor and it fixes itself. NO big deal. Not at all. I am sure there are youtube videos of the procedure.
As someone who was a fabricator, welder and now I am an engineer, and my speciality is stainless steel. The fact you get stainless steel to stain and corrode is quite easy. I wish people would realise that it is quite annoying material to deal with when it comes to visuals - there is a reason we add layer of chrome on the surface. Go get a fresh sheet of 316L and slap your sweatty greasy palm on it and leave it for few hours in sunlight. The only way that palm print is coming off is with pickling or electrochemical treatment (well obviously you can use abrasives to remove it... but you also literally remove quite bit of basematerial). This manufacturing genious didn't seems to bother consulting ANYONE with even basic experience in working with stainless steel materials.
@@jeffmcdonald101 I think they're skipping the patina stage, going straight for the holes in the floor where you can set your beer down when pulled over.
You know what just occurred to me? It's absolutely fucking insane that we allow self driving software to come from the manufacturers and not like, some central safety authority
What you’ve described is exactly what’s done in places like the UK and the central safety authority is the government. Self driving cars are currently banned in the UK until 2026 where the government hopes to have finished new legislation with key principles and standards outlined for automated vehicles. As to why it’s not the governments responsibility to directly supply manufacturers with the software for self driving is because it would make no sense. Cars are imported from countries they have no governance over and it wouldn’t make sense for the government to spend their tax dollars making UK gov branded seat belts, air bags and self driving software.
We DON`T allow self driving software to come from the manufacturers, in Europe you won´t see it allowed... And the US, well, the US doesn´t have any central safety authority, that a billionaire couldn´t buy... They are conceptualized as a sell-out from the begin on...
I love how this truck is marketed as bulletproof when it isn't even waterproof. I remember Jay Leno talking to someone about the Cybertruck and he said that it had an air filter in it to prevent a mustard gas attack. What if they have a garden hose though?
Essentially with the cyber truck they are building a house from the roof. They put so much effort into all these extreme, nonsense hazards that involve borderline surrealist situations yet they didn’t bother to make sure that the car can survive every day situations like rain or not being a hazard to the driver and everything else
@@alisonwilson9749 And does bro forget that mustard gas is outlawed in both traditional warfare and a civilian setting? Unless bro is expecting to be attacked by terrorists, then I don’t know what that feature is for…
Some of the best cars ever made were made in the '70s. I own three of them. Still run like new, and don't break down. Don't spy on you, don't take control of the vehicle away from you, and have beautiful designs, both mechanically and cosmetically. FJB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TRUMP 2024!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@nanda_ I’m pretty sure their point was that tesla’s (Musk) arrogance doesn’t match their performance. Their point wasn’t that it’s not ok for a company making mistakes.
I haven’t seen the whole video yet so I don’t know if this is mentioned, but THE STEERING WHEEL HAS LATENCY!!! There is ABSOLUTELY no reason that a steering wheel should have delay!
My favourite Musk lie about the Cybertruck is the part where he kept telling the engineers this story about how his son asked him "why doesn't the future look like the future?", and that this prompted him to want to make this gross low-poly Tonker toy. The telltale giveaway that this story is false is that it involves one of Elon's children talking to him.
the funny thing also is that tesla could easily have designed and manufactured a normal, functioning car with the same aesthetic, but elon wanted it to be "innovative" and "disruptive". so, how do you construct a car differently than other manufacturers, that has been perfecting their designs in every single conceivable way for multiple decades? that's right, you try to reinvent the wheel and realize why no one has done what you have. because it's garbage 🤣
"At this point, I think I know more about manufacturing than anyone currently alive on Earth." When he made that statement, all of Metro-Detroit erupted in laughter.
@@pamacell1102what's the name of the guy? I forgot his name but Sam o nella did a vid on him. The guy who made "a pickle for the knowing ones" musk kinda reminds me of him
I never quite realized the full extent of our lacking auto regulations in the US until looking at this LOL. I guess windshield wiper stocks and dashboards behind the steering wheel were just something everyone was doing out of good faith in the US
I'm pretty sure the US has almost no regulations, combine that with the US having some of the widest lanes in the world, and you get the US car traffic incident rates.
Someone, at some point, bought a Chinese cheap motorcycle in 2006 that probably has been running since and now is going to outlive the cybertruck. Truly amazing.
do not lean on the truck, it may stain it.😫 do not take flash pics of the truck, it may stain it.🤳😮 do not look at it for more then 2 minutes, it may stain it.👀😬 do not tell your friends you were dumb enough to buy one, it may stain it.🗣😳 do not dream about rolling it off a cliff, it may stain it.🥳☹ just don't.😐🤣🍻😁✌😎
Recently I saw where a Cybertruck owner outlined his experience taking delivery of his new toy. He got cut while trying to wipe a smudge off so badly he had to go to the hospital because he couldn’t get the bleeding under control. This thing not only hates other cars and the poors that drive them, it hates its owners.
Of course, it's not like its machine spirit CHOSE to be manifested. I know why they did everything in their power to turn it into the closest thing to a tank you can buy legally. If I were a Cybertruck, I'd drive myself off a cliff as soon as I was able to.
For a doomsday vehicle, you'd want something that can run on banana peels and cow piss, not something that shuts down when it can't phone home to verify that you've paid your blinker fluid subscription.
Uh, when doomsday hits you cant pump or produce gasoline anymore, and the remaining supply will become useless in a few years as gas ages. You can still produce your own electricity easily with resources that are literally everywhere
@@silvy7394A diesel engine can run on stuff you can grow on your field, like rape seed oil. A fully mechanical drive train you can fix and maintain in your garage, semiconductors, not so much.
One of biggest challenges for EVs is their mass. Elon: Let make it out of steel to be even more heavy and let make it sharp so when they hit something that they do more damage.
Can you fucking IMAGINE crashing into a body of water in one? Your just fucked, it's hard enough to get out of a sinking car but opening those doors even when the pressure equalizes sounds like HELL underwater.
funniest thing about its weight is that a regular driving licence in the eu allows you to drive a car with a maximum total weight of 3.5 metric tonnes while tesla claims the cybertruck can hold up to 8 tonnes, which means you have get an additional license for trucks just to drive it
No, it´s not... It´s solely the "Being American "-trope... Producing such a car is exactly the same crazy stuff as voting Reagan for president: They aren´t even a surprise, they are just "American"...
Sunlight damages it. Rain damages it. For all we know, clouds, snow and moonlight probably also damage it. It might beat another car, but simple phenomena of nature sure seem to have its number.
@@courtneyisaseagull Nah that's an advantage for the Tesla. It's sheer weight, due to the batteries and low center of gravity will mean that the f150 is gonna topple. Both suck, just saying. If there's anything I dislike more than the Cyber truck, it's the f150
You forgot to mention that its sharp edges mean it's not allowed on European roads, where its massive weight would require a truck licence to drive it.
Who cares about Europe market? It's pickup truck - meaning low demand there. ~18% of all cars sold in N. America are pickup trucks while in Europe less than 1%. It wouldn't be profitable enough anyway.
@@Zeroksas I guess the care would be that "most countries that actually want to insure that only save vehicles can drive on the roads would never let this one pass" is a good reason for someone to look skeptical at the design when its apparently so unsafe.
@@Zeroksas The only reason pick up trucks are sold so much in the USA is because the "light truck" tax is so low. Manfacturers pay less duty on them then charge customers more. It's a loophole that lets car makers sell you obnoxiously over sized vehicles (they're also exempt from some of the stricter emission requirements) that cost them like 5-10% more to manufacture than a regular sized vehicle, then charge you 70+% more, while having a vehicle that's actually pretty shit as an actual pick up truck and doesn't fit in most parking bays. The beds in modern trucks are smaller than their older models while the cab is bigger. Even on these gargantuan SUV's the internal space is actually pretty crap for something so large. They're mostly just higher up with chunky ass panels and pillars. Also... human biology and phyiscs are identical in Europe and North America.
@@Zeroksas To be clear, if you take it by year, light truck sales accounted for nearly 80% of US light vehicles sales in 2023. Or a different way of showing how crazy the US is about trucks, in 2022 there were 170.2 million private and commercial truck registrations in the US vs 98.5 million vehicle registrations for cars.
And the fix they apply apparently is to stick a screw through the pedal which is super visible and may or may not be even centered, making it look like a 10 second DIY fix
Why did they invest so much into this thing? This is what I hate about EV’s. They are tying far too hard to be different to petrol cars? I feel more people would take up EVs if there were more familiar features to their petrol counterparts, making them feel similar. Humans like familiarity, these new weird EV’s are the complete opposite of familiarity
You are not getting a basic paint/finish protection. You get a satin coating which wears off eventually and is easily susceptible to other things .. like tiny stones on a road.. just driving close to vegetation. Someone coughing in its direction .. You wouldn't think elon forgot to make this feature overpriced and useless did you? :D
If anything, I like the idea of using bare stainless steel. No more expensive paintjobs for a mere scratch sounds great. Apparently they screwed that idea up by using cheap steel. There are (expensive) stainless steels that sustain being submerged in seewater indefinitely without a stain.
1. Too expensive 2. Too hazardous 3. Too impractical 4. Rusts too easily 5. A pickup truck that can't pickup truck. 6. Unattainable given the wait time 7. Not Bulletproof If you buy this, your wife (if you have one) hates you and she's fucking the mailman.
What frightens me most are these sharp corners; if such a car runs over a person, it can cause terrible slash wounds and even amputation of limbs. That's why all cars do not have sharp corners, you care about people's safety
@@polnoeceloe Totally agree. It is a well known fact that small cars are made out of cushions an pixie dust. Therefore a child on a bicycle crashing into stationary small car will never get seriously injured.
@@danielbecker2463 Brute force injury from hitting a blunt object(in this case a Car) is one thing, receiving deep cuts because of the unnecessarily sharp and boxy edges are another thing
@@colinburke8389for all the dumb things Elon sprout, his Tesla cars are fine-ish, nothing really bad but nothing exceptional either in terms of look or function. It's always his overhyped projects (Mars colony, Cybertruck, etc.) that is the issue
@@quakethedoombringer My comment was about Adam doing so, or at least saying a regular Tesla would be better; given his distaste for cars of any kind and Elon, even THAT is surprising.
My cousin is a mechanic, and he stripped the paint on one of his cars for a car show. It looked really cool... For a few months, then it started to rust. His thing was temporary, he planed on repainting it anyways. These guys couldn't even put a sealent on it or something. Smh this is what happens when nobody can say no to the maniac billionaire in charge
Rule 1.If your cyber truck comes into contact with any liquid immediately wash it otherwise it will disolve. Rule 2. Do not ever wash your cyber truck or it will immediately melt.
_"The problem with the world is that the intelligent people [have too many] doubts, while the stupid ones [have too much] confidence."_ - Charles Bukowski
Yup, I bought my 1987 f250 diesel 4x4 five years ago for $1200. I would not trade it for a Cybertruck. Well, maybe I would if it could be sold for a decent price. 😂
"if you are ever in an argument with another car, you will win".... A Cybertruck crashed into a 2009 Toyota Corolla and the only one injured was the Cybertruck driver.
Yeah, making a frame so rigid goes against everything we know about care crash safety. I guess he was just a bit off, your car will win, but you’ll die.
@@artirony410 There is a crumple zone, something has to give. It's just not the car thar crumples. Only the softest part. So, you better get that stainless steel body for yourself! Just 50000$ and 25 years of wait!
while that is funny, this quote gives a real insight into musks psychology. hes sees everything as a win/lose proposition and the people he is marketing this truck to do as well
So the problem with bulletproof glass is that you cannot break it from the inside either. This makes it highly dangerous in any sort of water accident. Because you would be unable to escape
fun fact. In NZ this car cannot be road legal. It does not meet safety standards due to the body being stainless steel lol ( also due to the fact that the front is like a guillotine if you were hit by the car )
I wonder if it is legal in South Africa...considering they aren't too fond these days of people who enslaved their ancestors in emerald mines, or their descendants, I would guess they have the opposite of a waiver for the vehicle. A specific rejection regardless of the regulations. But, on the other hand, they paroled Pistorius after just 11 years...His defense was just nonsensical and it was almost certainly intended.
The saddest thing is I’ve met people in real life who said unironically out loud that they wanted a cybertruck. You’re never gonna guess what their thoughts on Jewish people were.
That actually answers a lot of questions about this truck. The only question I have left is, who's wearing their wife's Sunday best? There's no F'ing way. Amirite?
"Cybertruck" is actually the perfect name for this monstrosity because it looks like a truck in Cyberpunk 2077 that didn't render correctly, so it's just a polygon.
Two years after the release of CP 2077 there was no other game on the market remotely close in its level of the graphics design. Minus 2 years (or more?) when they already know how to make it work. Even today, you can argue no other game has such visuals as this one.
There's a mission in 2077 where V finds their old beat up junker in a scrapyard being repaired by someone trying to leave Night City. You have the option of taking the car back by force, or paying for it and helping someone get out of the hellhole that killed your best friend and condemned you to death. The car is one of the worst vehicles in the game. It always sounds like it's on the verge of dying and handles like there's vaseline on the steering wheel. It is somehow still a better car than the Cybertruck.
@@HanSolo__ The most beautiful "graphics design" in the world means nothing when the texture doesn't load. It's just a joke. Cyberpunk's graphical fidelity is great, but that tends not to be what people actually remember the most in the end with games.
@@florinadrian5174 I would love to see someone make a Johnny Quest style parody cartoon starring Elon and whatever poor kid his parents bought him to play with (aka his "Hadji") Makes me wonder what his Hadji was named... and how he died, and if Elon watched it happen 😬
Musk used a 304 grade stainless steel, DeLorean used 304 in early prototype, but found out it had corrosion problems, and switched to 316, and that caused a whole new set of problems with stamping the harder material, cracking panels, and tears while forming. He is making mistakes that were already made and solved in the late 1970's.
My absolute favorite Cybertruck clown fact: At 3,5 tons, this car, if ever being introduced to the EU and Switzerland would be classified as a commercial truck. So you would need a truck license to legally drive it… so your „market“ is: Commercial Truck Drivers that are willing and able to spend 100k on an extremely flawed pickup truck… Good luck Elon!
Ironicially, it'd be even worse if it was lighter. That frontline would never be allowed on a regular car, only on special vehicles like trains and commercial trucks. Not that it matters anyways, because it seems to violate like 293 other security regulations, but beeing a commercial truck at least lets it get away with those murder edges.
That plus "willing to get an EV that also isn't a truck". They either get a Diesel or just a proper truck. There's a reason why the Otto motor pickup trend has barely permiated the European market.
@@CG-eh6oe... total weight, that is. So the truck cannot be heavier than approx 3 tons, as you still have to factor in the weight of one American driver.
To me, the cybertruck is a prime example of what happens when people try to make futuristic inventions too early without any of the proper technology required to make that invention practical and functional. It's like if people during the stone age tried to make a gun. They don't have any of the proper resources, so it will inevitably turn out terribly.
The Cybprfrvkk (according to its barely legible brand image) is what you get when you think your company tries to be different just for the sake of being different and refuses to understand _why_ the industry does things the way it does.
whats the idea behind it tho? like if you want a heavy duty vehicle for the apocalypse you get a hummer, which has been tested in war and runs on cooking oil. if you think that pollutes too much or isnt fuel efficient get a soviet ethanol vehicle in good condition or just another competitors eletric vehicle. or better yet a horse. like it has no use case its not an invention its nothing
I love how a singular, solitary built-in ipad for the backseat is one of the best things a $100,000 vehicle has to offer, when you can buy one for about $350 and be able to use it in places other than the backseat of a car.
@@FreedomTalkMedia do those issues still exist? I thought they are more on the rate side these days. If they are still exploding, then ev technology is still far from maturity
@@shreeramparija7731 they don't and pretty much never were. Like your laptop probably won't explode while you're using it, so won't an EV. EVs are not great, but them "catching on fire" is just a dumb shit people say for the sake of hating on them. It's just that every time one does, the press quickly picks it up and makes national news out of it, while regular cars just go unnoticed. If you just think about it: what's more likely to catch fire - a car that has a full storage of highly flammable liquid in it, transports said liquid through the whole car and then lights it on fire to produce energy or one that just has a battery pack? Their biggest problem is them not being sustainable enough to replace billions of cars we have on the globe. But "burning" - certainly not a problem.
@@hsko8007 makes sense. Then I guess the only problem that needs to be solved is efficiency. But are EVs really the solution towards sustainability? Since most of the electricity is generated from thermal plants which burn coal.
@@hsko8007 Weeelll no. The batteries do and have caught fire. And they dont go out once started. The same goes for phones, laptops ect. Now to be fair, these devices are not bursting into flames everywhere. But they do go up, and Teslas do just sometimes burst into flames. Oh and they do have a high chance of fire in a bad accident, like the one the guy driving using driver assist, burned si bad the black box was lost. And when they catch, like any lithium battery, they dont go out. Plenty of videos in a quick google search. A tesla battery energy storage site here in Oz, caught fire, spewed dangerous smoke and burned for days. Wasnt even that big of a fire. Should you figure that into where you park it, no. Should you figure that in when thinking of purchasing of a dangerous, low safety rated vehicle, maybe??
Saw one of these in real life. They live near my dads townhome and I’ve seen it around at the grocery store parking lot and driving down the street. every time I saw it I felt like I was seeing a wild unicorn of stupidity
Me getting out of my Cybertruck: "Talk about cutting edge technology!" My Wife on the phone with 911: "Honey, shut up and keep pressure on where your finger used to be!"
@@parthvashisht528To be honest I’ve only seen wealthy influencers and celebrity personalities flaunting these “vehicles”. The sorta crowd whose wives would probably love yet another toy to flex on instagram with.
The bicycle not fitting in that 3 ton pickup truck is even funnier for me because I can fit my regular sized bicycle in my 3 door ford Fiesta. Fold down the back seats and it fits
@@odisy64It's trash. Forty year old pick ups are more capable and... Will work for forty years. Because they already have. It's no different than their garbage cars. And I owned a P90D/S. I traded it as quickly as I could back to an E-Class. It was a bad car. In every way.... This is a bad truck. PS: I can leave my sixty and seventy year old cars out in the rain, too. I don't. But I could. Same color when it dries off.
@@andrewb4584 nope, tucks dont come with 800hp stock, not even semi trucks but i use a lot of trucks for my families construction job, my brother is always buying new trucks and they do tend to have mechanical issues that require shop work. he has a 2022 model S LR, he has zero issues with it. as someone who takes Auto Paint seriously, please dont leave your cars out in the rain, no truck will outlast rusting, its a cancer of the car but the cybertruck will last much longer. just actually try finding a picture of a rusted cybertruck. if you have ever looked at white pain on an old car you may notice tiny rust spots on top of the clearcoat from brake dust contaminates.
You completely missed that there is no spare tire. It was so impressive in the first recorded accident involving one where the truck was fine, but since it had a flat tire and had to be towed away.
@@yerocb Most pickups mount their spare under the bed of the truck or on the tailgate. Since the undercarriage space is packed with Batteries and it doesn't have a proper tailgate there isn't a good place for the Cybertruck. It's just massive oversight by the designers to go along with 100's of others.
the funniest part is that you won't even need a car in a doomsday scenario because all of the major roads will be completely blocked by everyone trying to escape whatever terrible situation has befallen humanity (roads are designed to carry just 5-10 percent of existing cars at any given time). and if you do need a car any old gas car is a much better plan; especially one that can actually off-road and act as a basic utility vehicle.
@@thepolarphantasm2319 There's some kind of poetic irony that a car from the 80s has become timeless (literally in the hands of a certain Doc Brown) while the truck of the future looks like something the Jetsons would call prehistoric.
@@benh3518 Hasbro produced ab Autobot (Transformers) version of the DeLorean from BttF complete with the lightning hook thing as a weapon, faux 1980s TF box art and all... his name is Gigawatt. :) Just sayin', the Cybertruck ain't never getting that much love.
It has the same build quality as a DeLorean too. If you’ve ever looked at those things up close you’ll find they’re built just as bad as the Cybertruck is. Stainless steel is just a horrible material to build cars with
Something else to consider is that you dont WANT the body of a utility vehicle to be load bearing, because that means any body damage compromises the structural integrity of the vehicle. Thats why typical pickup trucks are STILL, to THIS DAY, body-on-frame vehicles. They aren't even unibodies. Because if a tractor slams into and crumples your bed, your vehicle isnt totalled. You just buy a new truck bed.
Elon Musk's statement that he knows more about manufacturing than anyone else on Earth is mindblowing. like a 12 year old who reads a book on dinosaurs declaring they are now a paleontologist
and why is that mind blowing? pretty much every business he runs seems to involve a lot of manufacturing and he seems to be very involved with all of them. I guess you know of some examples of people in the world who know more about manufacturing than he does? Thats a rather odd piece of knowledge for you to claim you have.. you're the expert in knowing who knows about manufacturing?.... like a 11 year old who watches a youtube video and think theyre now an expert.
@@ge2719 Hey guys. I found the Elon simp! The cybertruck is rock solid proof that he doesn't know much about manufacturing. In fact he doesn't know much about human nature, politics, and engineering but he is an expert grifter.
@@ge2719 CEOs don't know sh*t about manufacturing. And that's fine because it's not their job. It's the job of their engineers and they should listen to them about it. But we live in a world where CEOs think they know everything and people worship them as cult leaders. And no I didn't just watch a YT video, I am an actual engineer.
If any metal shop teacher at any trade or technical school in the world publicly said they know more about manufacturing than anyone else on Earth, they would be INFINITELY more justified than Musk. Even though then that would be wrong of them to say. Would you defend THEM saying that? I would. @@ge2719
@@ge2719He stated that every tolerance on every tesla car should be less than 10 microns "because coca cola can do it". That should tell you enough about his manufacturing knowledge.
Most extreme? What are you talking about? People have been making fun of Musk since the day he was born. He's actually the most extreme example in history of 'a guy who has money and tries random stuff and people on reddit argue about him'
He's what use to be called a snake oil salesman, nothing more nothing less. And I'm still waiting for him to unlock my Twitter account that I want to delete that was locked 4 years ago but I won't hold my breath.
There is some serious irony that the "Truck made for the apocalypse!" needs to be meticulous cleaned and wiped down ever time it rains to prevent it from rusting away.
@@Moosetick2002 Electricity will be easier to come across than refined fuel that's for sure, Yeah the grid might shutdown but the water screws, wind turbines, solar generators will still be producing plenty of power rather easy to grab a charge, but to frack/mine/drill for oil transport it *refine* it and use it, yeah good luck.
I love how the cyberpunk dystopia was originally supposed to be a parody and a warning to society about what could happen and what shouldn't happen...and then dudes like Elon are like "oooh yea that looks awesome! lets do that" - NO ELON that was supposed to be the BAD THING we are trying to avoid.
Also wasn't the whole idea behind the Cyberpunk genre that "heroes" are typically trying to destroy the society around them? Not always of course, but those were the original ideals.
As a huge fan of dystopian scifi, this is what irritates me the most! The corporate Hollywood and entertainment business have turned cyberpunk into something cool, something to aspire for, something to head towards, when in truth that is precisely the total opposite of what dystopian scifi's original intent was; cyberpunk was supposed to be a critique of the capitalistic society, but I guess we should have known that the capitalists were able to turn even that to their own advantage. Sigh. The bootlickers are so gullible.
@@Redrally Yes. Cyberpunk society is dystopian and tyrannical and the heroes of the genre are literally terrorists seeking to overthrow that society for the most part
...or birds poo all over it and heaven forbid you were out of town for a few days. "What happened to you truck man?" "Oh don't worry it's just now permanently covered in $hit stains" ...."No biggie for a player" ehee
@@ndh06”Coming soon”? It’s already here! Give ‘em a week and we’ll be utterly inundated with stories of Cybertruck battery fires like the rest of the blasted Tesla lineup.
You know what they say, “Experts are smart enough to know how much more there is to learn.” That comment in and of itself reassured me of Elon Musk’s narcissistic stupidity 😬 what an embarrassing guy
So, ACTUAL industrial and manufactorial planner pov. Let's just say in an actual operating unit, after building an object, it would go through quality control to be sure that the manufactured object is in "acceptable" range of quality. We'll use the informations to further tune the montage unit for that and scrap the deficient ones. The fact that there is Such a big range in the type of malfunctions or irregularities for a very small fleet of a singular car model is really, REALLY incredible. It's not just a lack of quality control at this point, the productions lines are just sentient and making shit, and no one is doing Basic oversight. But I guess I'm not Musk, I don't have a cult of dickriders at my door. I just happen to open my f*cking eyes and connect it to my brain when I do my work.
On the wait-list issue: a US motoring channel on RUclips placed a deposit and were told they were 40 000ish in the production queue. They've now been offered a delivery date at the end of the year. The only conclusion they could make, based on the available info released so far, is that 35 000+ customers ahead of them have asked for their depositis to be refunded and their orders canceled.
Or, being a youtube channel, they got skipped ahead in the line. That way they do reviews, which are free advertising, rather than complaining for years about their undelivered vehicle.
Yeah I also think it's probably because of their channel. Musk is fully aware that even bad publicity won't matter for him because of the weird cult like status he has.
@@Undaglibenglaubengloben overpriced techbro gadgets is the nerd version of roided muscles in a gym: you think it attracts jailbait but only ones falling for that are other bros.
You forgot the best part: The Cybertruck won't get approval in Europe because it's steel hood is so stuff and at such a bad angle it would decapacitate any pedestrian it would come into contact with in a crash.
You can actually get a Cybertruck in Europe. You just need to import it yourself. There's some loophole on how you can register it. But they can't be sold here in a way every other car is because of the reasons you mentioned and more. And even if you have the money to get one, since the costs for importing and registering it are about the same as for the truck alone, it's so heavy you need a C class drivers license (for semi trucks).
@@patrikpolda You can import them privately just like you said, but that's not the largest issue - the Cybertruck is not street legal in any EU country. You can import one just fine, but the only places you'd be allowed to actually use it is designated testing/racing/challenge tracks on private property.
Basic thought process from people who don't realize how large and rural most of America is. Yeah, having a truck that size in an urban environment is ridiculous. When I lived in Honolulu, I drove a Mustang GT. But go to Arizona, or heaven forbid Kansas, and that truck becomes amazing. My time in Kansas is why I have a Raptor now. Not being able to get your car out of the parking space 4 months out of the year is not a problem for a truck.
@@RicoRaynn Agreed, dude acts as if there's no need for a regular sized truck? Kinda baffles me honestly. I get some people lift their stuff with giant ass tires, but a regular F-150 is not a big truck? And can't possibly imagine anyone ever needing such a "huge" truck?.. Clearly he's what I'd call city folk.
Im a car guy and a hobbyist mechanjc studying for the ASE. I took an engineering class freshman year. The cybertruck is an engineering failure on every level. I expect to see not only exterior panel rust, but hidden rust on the frame that you dont get to see. Lack of physical connection between the steering, brakes, etc. Fsd is a safety nightmare. The crumple zones are non existent which means when you crash, your bones become the crumple zone. The steel and glass are supposed to be reinforced yet they fail against standard civilian rounds. The cybertruck tried to do it all and succeeded at nothing
@limetime9045 yes literally not onlu does the exterior lack paint protection but it seems like every single part of the car including very important structural part are completely exposed to oxygen, water, salt, dirt, grime, oil, etc. These things will patina lol Also, even more problems with the truck - the wheel covers literally dig into the tire sidewalls causing premature tire wear - the panel gaps are huge, inconsistent, and as shown, will crush and cut your fingers. -the frame has ridgidity in a crash, but the panels and frame seem to be prone to bending and warping under normal driving conditions. If one part of your car is in the shade and another in direct sunlight, the door panel might unironically pop in and out like a jar lid. -The glass dosent shatter like it should meaning its impossible to escape in a flood scenario -battery issues thay plague literally all teslas affect this one too -the *rear* steering componets are extremely weak and prone to snap or bend in a crash when the *front* is impacted. -i would guess they arent using rubber bushings for mechanical suspension connections, thats probably what leads to the rough ride. It will also lead to suspension wear and play. I could be wrong about the bushings but from the designs ive seen it seems like rubber bushings are scarce on the car - fully electronic brakes are prone to fail as well as fully electronic steering
I would keep the obvious in the ether of the unsaid. it is what it is. People "buying into it" is not an individuals fault, or is he some saviour, smartest man in the world. Hey, people understand that he is brilliant. I don´t think you will get "a confession" out of anybody you´d think "a Muskite"-lol, that he is actually THE SMARTEST MAN IN THE WORLD. Even they aren´t wrong wrong for defending what was brought into reality, they still present facts, even if you can catch lots of them on other stuf. They are just privileged, and too much online, and are those who won´t buy the truck. Like, do you go "cleaning house with brilliance", everytime after you keep your mouth shut for days, just to say something common sense? it is what it is, it is still, by far, the most novel vehicle of its kind, and there are people smarter than you and me working on the competition, yet Tesla, is objectively in the realm of 1000 times, to more, involved in business and industry worldwide. Part of the hate of Tesla and CT bad falls on the shoulders of those who wanted to make a better tomorrow, with all the wuirks and transitions needind urgent resolution included. Who is stupid, or dumber than the others, when it is not Tesla being bankrupt and fence sitting, as the push and know-how is not there?(You weere saying?). The industry creeps itself forward, and Tesla, SpaceX, AI, Google, Nvidia, and all the other are just a part of the whole, for better or worse. The only thing you can blame on Musk, is that he reigned loose ends of many a wealthy dude, and made their money work in a controlled, non-explosive way, and without gov. meddling. ? Like, pointing at HIM, as if he represents some agenda, or smart collective override of common ssense, when all he does is influence, no lobby, no assasination, no censorship, no love gained, no love lost, kind of conduct?. Surely, there is substance that you can present, that you also live out, without just saying "the CT DUMB". The Starship "keeps failing" aswell, yet nobody had even the presence of mind(that a better informed person would have), to do something different. The best already work on SpaceX projects, whether they work at SpaceX, or not. Only the Oldheads psychos who scooped up the accolades for things of the past were left, lobbying, and hating on things that clash with the promises they wanted to make to their benefactors.
@@limetime9045it’s funny because that’s one of the big reasons to own a truck. You don’t buy a offroad pickup bc you’re gonna drive it through New York. You buy one bc it’s gonna go through rough conditions, like rain, snow, etc. It’s a failure on all levels. Plain and simple.
About a third of the comments be like:
"Uh, I was going to give this video a chance, but calling out Elon Musk at the beginning for spreading N*zi conspiracy theories really shows your political biases!"
Damn dude, got me. I don't like N*zis and their conspiracy theories.
🤯
speaks volumes about them
And what Nazi conspiracy theory is he spreading?
It's almost like those people are also probably nazis or something 🤔
Replacement conspiracy was literally one of the reasons the N@zis introduced the Nurnberger laws, so...is shows Musk's political bias at best
Hearing that racoons are breaking and scratching Cybertrucks because they think they look like trash dumpsters is so appropriate. 😂
Its just a sharp metal brick on wheels
@@electric7487 CyberUrinal? Do not pee on it, because it can stain your car.
@@electric7487 IncEl Camino is too good 😂😂
@@electric7487 Rust Bucket, PS1 Car
So dont buy one. You dont need our permission. Trump did not win his election. Not fascist yet.
This is the Gremlin car. Don't expose it to sunlight, don't get it wet, don't drive it after midnight.
Oh, we ARE lucky it doesn't multiply when it gets wet.
Or lest it might transform into a failed decepticon model.
@@KXZero there are those who love it. More than meets the eye, perhaps.
@@KXZeroidk man, a decepticon is infinitely cooler than this rolling scrap metal
@@urgae9125 true.
You missed the biggest flaw, which is that in a crash it kills you instantly because it has no crumple zones at all.
Then it catches on fire, the fire can't be put out because the lithium ion batteries produce their own oxygen and the firefighters can't break you out.
@@Photosounder sure they can break you out! you just have to wait for tesla to publish an update so you can pay an extra $1500+ (the price depends on the life/death odds you want) to download an app that lets you break into the car. the firefighters have to also buy the app, and you both have to connect your phones for this to work.
alternatively, you can break the window
A crash that will likely happen because the plating for your gas pedal can _wedge itself into the truck._
Sure it has a crumple zone, it's called passengers.
@@Cheater357 of course! Just another brilliant display of Elon's genius
People calling the Cybertruck a "clown car" should be ashamed of themselves, because many clowns have much better taste than this hilarious embarrassment of a mobile trash can.
A trash can has more purpose than this convoluted piece of engineering nightmares
@@acapraichu4879 please stop insulting nightmares
So dont buy one. Nobody cares what you drive. It's still a free country despite your Trump votes.
That's an insult to clown cars. Being able to fit that many clowns into such a small car is a technical marvel that Elon Musk can only dream of. 😂
I have to point out that clowns have a code and this car obeys none.
"Yeah bro it's bulletproof, just don't drive it in the rain" - a perfectly normal reasonable sane thing to say about an $80,000 car
1920-30s cars were more bulletproof nor did they require gasoline as the washing medium
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's a perfect case of elite projection. He doesn't maintain or even wash his own car, he has staff for that, so it doesn't matter to him that rain rusts it. It also looks like a 12 year old's drawing, which tells you about his maturity. Maturity is something you gain by overcoming challenges, which is impossible when you don't face any because you were born rich.
Come on now, you can drive it in the rain- you just have to dry it off quickly which also gives you a chance to also remove any bird droppings
Tbf bulletproofing IRL is notoriously heavy and does make them highly likely to roll during a storm. But it's actually only kick proof so...
Gotta say, the cybertruck is a perfect oversized kitchen utensil. Cuts your carrots, peels your carrots, crushes your carrots. Elon Musk didn't re-invent the pick-up truck, he re-invented the mixer.
Correction, the vegamatic.
It will turn you into a vegetable too!
🤣🤣🤣
Made for those 2AM infomercials.
Yeah, but I think you can get many cheaper and more compact mixers on the market, maybe that is why they had no other choice but to add some wheels to it and advertise it as a truck.
I like how this steel coffin is vulnerable to rain, sunlight, rugged terrain, the oils secreted from your palms, and mean words, but it will surely slice another car in half when the acceleration pedal which was affixed with glitter glue slides off and wedges itself, making the car plow through traffic, annihilating a family of four. Really, it’s durable and reliable where it matters, in inflicting harm to everyone outside the vehicle.
Also everyone inside the vehicle considering that the cybertruck doesn't have any crumplezone to absorb the energy of a collision. And have you seen how far back the head of the dummy went in the crash test footage tesla released? That's a broken neck if ever saw one.
Not to mention that in that Crash test footage the backseat airbag (where the child dummy sat) didn't fire. If there even is a backseat airbag in the first place. That child dummy hit the floor of the vehicle. Dead for certian.
So everyone outside and inside the vehicle is screwed if someone were to get into a crash involving a cyber truck. Great going, Musk! Truly the car of the future!
Population reduction vehicle lol
The quintessential American car.
@@sinfulpuritan3430 No wonder he insists on having kids sometimes with multiple people at once and encourages everyone to breed like there's no tomorrow. Gotta offset the deaths caused by his steel grater with wheels.
It’s so worthless that Epic Games realized no one would buy this car in Fortnite and made it a free quest reward
"no one would buy this"
Assuming a ten year run, the CyberMonstrocity is already sold out.
There will be cancellations. If humanity has any sense, lots of cancellations. 😅As if
Not exactly. Tesla paid a lot to make that promotion happen.
I didnt even tried to get it, is horrendous
@@RivGames_ not to mention that the community has unanimously agreed to destroy any Cybertruck on sight, an agreement that some Epic Games employees approve
Sounds more like a punishment than a reward.
Somebody on a different video commented “it may be undependable, handle horribly, but at least it looks stupid!”
@ULTRAOutdoorsmanAs long as it doesn’t emergency brake for dips in the road while simultaneously searching out motorcycles to ram into.
Eh, at least it is something that actually exists today, unlike most of the other stuff on this channel, and I probably have a realistic shot at owning one one day.
@@nicestoriesnottherealstori3006 Oh yeah, you can get a used cybertruck real cheap real soon
It's hard for people to admit that they've been scammed by a sleazy car salesman.
This thing is a Joke I can't believe any one would buy one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know one good fact about the Cybertruck. It's banned in the UK and Europe for not meeting any of our safety standards, so I'll never have to see one on the road.
thankfully, the uk is still in europe
How can it be banned if it was never launched there in the first place?
@@HM-hu4huHow are you going to launch a car that did not pass the safety test?
It's not banned. They haven't even tried to release it there.
@@ronrolfsen3977Have you put it through the safety test? The F150 Lightning is in Europe, it's the same width and has a HIGHER front end which would be even more dangerous for pedestrians.
A doomsday machine reliant on a still intact electricity grid.
cannot believe no one is bringing this up more
@@soupgyalThe corrosion issue will likely total the truck first before the blackouts hampered it.
Just buy a petrol generator to charge the car and an f150 to haul the generator.
@@HismumYT
Genius... I feel quite foolish now 🤣
New plan: Geothermally-powered car. It just needs a frame strong enough to carry a mile-long well on top of it.
But wait, it gets worse. The cybertruck doesn't have crumple zones, which basically an area on a car that is designed to crumple up in the event of a crash. This is a good thing because it absorbs the blow and protects the people inside. And, if the car doesn't crumple, you will instead, so that is a safety warning.
And yet, at the same time, it is so much more likely to get into an accident due to the limited field of view and the accelerator issues. I followed one of these cars for about 3 miles one day on the interstate, and I was immensely relieved when it exited the highway. In that time, the driver could not maintain a safe following distance, repeatedly slamming on the brakes when they realized that they were way too close, yet again, and they also cut off someone every single time that they changed lanes, as if they had no idea that there was someone in their blind spot. The driver was also drifting all over the lane. I had to conclude that the accelerator either sticks or has an extremely light touch, and that the blind spots are absolutely enormous.
It does have crumple zones (at least with a head on collision with another car)
the concept of the cybertruck "being used to intimidate those who can't afford it" while a literal water gun poses a credible threat to it is amusing ngl
........i need too develop corrosid base anti cybertruck weapons
could make mi rich!!
@@DIVC-1 Just put orange juice in a water gun
Before watching this I googled’does cybertruck rust’ and apparently it’s just surface coat crap that basically wipes off
It does intimidate, in the way that even lightly colliding with one will probably kill us both. A pile of heavy stainless steel plates and flammable electronics that has no crumple zone, attached to a raised chassis with lights that'll blind me, most likely to be driven by a moron who has probably never operated any form of heavier/taller vehicle.
Just saying, I'm probably getting decapitated by steel plating while the genius inside gets turned into a meat sack full of bone shards that gets lit on fire when the battery ruptures.
They will never legally roll down British roads because they are too big/wide and the design is lethal to anyone it touches. Who wouldn't want a razor sharp stainless steel tank, extra quiet due to its electric engine, flying through your narrow street? The single colour option (dull grey) was also a genius touch since it camouflages so well with our dark/rainy environment hahaha.
Turns out a big fat percentage of cybertrucks are being recalled because the acelerator pedal is glued, this glue can come off and the pedal might get stuck at maximum throtle. Yep.
it was over 4500 of them
Glued? That's the shit you expected from Temu pens.
Wow
The recall is simple and you can do it at home. Simply drill something in your floor and it fixes itself. NO big deal. Not at all. I am sure there are youtube videos of the procedure.
@@thomasallen6980wow a new car where the user has to drill holes in the floor to reduce the risk of death…..
As someone who was a fabricator, welder and now I am an engineer, and my speciality is stainless steel. The fact you get stainless steel to stain and corrode is quite easy. I wish people would realise that it is quite annoying material to deal with when it comes to visuals - there is a reason we add layer of chrome on the surface. Go get a fresh sheet of 316L and slap your sweatty greasy palm on it and leave it for few hours in sunlight. The only way that palm print is coming off is with pickling or electrochemical treatment (well obviously you can use abrasives to remove it... but you also literally remove quite bit of basematerial). This manufacturing genious didn't seems to bother consulting ANYONE with even basic experience in working with stainless steel materials.
How'd they solve it on the DeLorean? All I've read is that they choose very carefully the exact type of stainless steel.
I'm hoping he makes a tiny submarine next.
These things are going to patina faster than a copper drain pipe.
@@jeffmcdonald101 I think they're skipping the patina stage, going straight for the holes in the floor where you can set your beer down when pulled over.
"I know more about manufacturing than anyone else in the world" ~Elon
You know what just occurred to me? It's absolutely fucking insane that we allow self driving software to come from the manufacturers and not like, some central safety authority
What you’ve described is exactly what’s done in places like the UK and the central safety authority is the government.
Self driving cars are currently banned in the UK until 2026 where the government hopes to have finished new legislation with key principles and standards outlined for automated vehicles.
As to why it’s not the governments responsibility to directly supply manufacturers with the software for self driving is because it would make no sense.
Cars are imported from countries they have no governance over and it wouldn’t make sense for the government to spend their tax dollars making UK gov branded seat belts, air bags and self driving software.
Why is there such a perceived need for self-driving cars? To me its like flying cars, not needed and asking for trouble.
@@victoriabaker4400 It's a response to the large post-WW2 birthrate (baby boom). Lots of people who are increasingly too old to drive safely.
@@majkus that sounds like someone made it up after they decided to make self driving cars.
We DON`T allow self driving software to come from the manufacturers, in Europe you won´t see it allowed... And the US, well, the US doesn´t have any central safety authority, that a billionaire couldn´t buy... They are conceptualized as a sell-out from the begin on...
I love how this truck is marketed as bulletproof when it isn't even waterproof. I remember Jay Leno talking to someone about the Cybertruck and he said that it had an air filter in it to prevent a mustard gas attack. What if they have a garden hose though?
Mustard gas will NOT be stopped if the vehicule isn't waterproof lmao.
Essentially with the cyber truck they are building a house from the roof. They put so much effort into all these extreme, nonsense hazards that involve borderline surrealist situations yet they didn’t bother to make sure that the car can survive every day situations like rain or not being a hazard to the driver and everything else
forget getting gun just use a super soaker
or a spray bottle
Mustard gas? Is he still back in the age of WW1?
@@alisonwilson9749
And does bro forget that mustard gas is outlawed in both traditional warfare and a civilian setting? Unless bro is expecting to be attacked by terrorists, then I don’t know what that feature is for…
Around 99 out of a 100 times anyone say "I know more about this than anyone else in the world", you're witnessing Dunning Kruger.
probably more like 9,999 out of 10,000
There isn't anyone around him who is interested in challenging him. They would rather just nod along and take his money.
@@kxjxHe tends to fire, threaten or bully those who openly disagree...
101 times out of 100
If anyone believes they know the most on ANY subject in the entire world, it's literally always the Dunning Kruger effect. Huge red flag.
I like how Tesla's idea of 'futuristic' is making very basic mistakes that other car manufacturers stopped making in the 70s.
Comes with the territory when re-inventing the wheel, hater.
Some of the best cars ever made were made in the '70s. I own three of them. Still run like new, and don't break down. Don't spy on you, don't take control of the vehicle away from you, and have beautiful designs, both mechanically and cosmetically. FJB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TRUMP 2024!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@nanda_i.e. making the wheel overcomplicated and just bad?
@nanda_ I’m pretty sure their point was that tesla’s (Musk) arrogance doesn’t match their performance. Their point wasn’t that it’s not ok for a company making mistakes.
@@nanda_The wheel that falls apart you mean?
I haven’t seen the whole video yet so I don’t know if this is mentioned, but THE STEERING WHEEL HAS LATENCY!!! There is ABSOLUTELY no reason that a steering wheel should have delay!
My favourite Musk lie about the Cybertruck is the part where he kept telling the engineers this story about how his son asked him "why doesn't the future look like the future?", and that this prompted him to want to make this gross low-poly Tonker toy.
The telltale giveaway that this story is false is that it involves one of Elon's children talking to him.
Oof. Third-degree burn right here, folks.
Elon Musk can't find his children since they keep changing their names and not responding to his calls
That was insulting towards Tonker toys...
Xd
the funny thing also is that tesla could easily have designed and manufactured a normal, functioning car with the same aesthetic, but elon wanted it to be "innovative" and "disruptive". so, how do you construct a car differently than other manufacturers, that has been perfecting their designs in every single conceivable way for multiple decades? that's right, you try to reinvent the wheel and realize why no one has done what you have. because it's garbage 🤣
The cybertruck is so bad, Adam was unable to turn it into a train.
This is underrated
We are done for,holy shi
Hahahaha
It should be turned into a fine powder, a pile of fluffy dust
*pod
"At this point, I think I know more about manufacturing than anyone currently alive on Earth." When he made that statement, all of Metro-Detroit erupted in laughter.
He can't even get body gaps all the same...
Yeah my neighbor that works as a Ford assembly line worker knows far more about manufacturing then Musk ever will
He thinks he is a genius idiot, but I think he is a lucky scammer. Just a matter of time, he will get caught.
@@pamacell1102what's the name of the guy? I forgot his name but Sam o nella did a vid on him. The guy who made "a pickle for the knowing ones" musk kinda reminds me of him
Oh yea? How's that expert metro Detroit doing the past 15 years
9:34 "Congratulations, your Cybertruck has a butthole now." I nearly spat water over my coworker opposite
It's hilarious to me how absolutely every siingle aspect of this shit is instantly illegal anywhere in europe.
I never quite realized the full extent of our lacking auto regulations in the US until looking at this LOL. I guess windshield wiper stocks and dashboards behind the steering wheel were just something everyone was doing out of good faith in the US
I'm not even sure these things will pass state inspections in a few years.
I'm pretty sure the US has almost no regulations, combine that with the US having some of the widest lanes in the world, and you get the US car traffic incident rates.
Seen people "fix" their cars with insulating foam and passing mot... US 🤦♀️
@@ivy_47 I visited NC once, and as a Dutchman, I have to say: Americans have obnoxiously loud cars. Like, seriously. Is that a design choice?
"If you don't know who Adin Ross is, good for you." 😂
Everything I've learned about Adin Ross has been non-consensual.
@@desdenova1that sounds like his MO
Gosh I wish that were me.
I seem to be a fortunate person as I don’t know who he is.
@@Woofersgalore So, so fortunate.
Coming from someone who works in Tech. Apart from crunch work-culture, 'Tech-bros' are probably the worst thing to have happened to our field.
So much for the tech-optimism we had 2 decades ago.
2nd place furries
edit: someone reminded me that bronies exist in a reply so bronies actually take the number 2 spot
agreed
@@cubedude8690 nah, furries are responsible for keeping your Internet working.
Traders tho ...
Look up Gary's economics
I paid 2 grand for my current car and it will probably last longer than half the cybertrucks being built
lePirateMan Same here! It's got 244k mi., gets roughly 30 mpg, and has no problems passing emissions testing in CA. and it's still going strong.
Someone, at some point, bought a Chinese cheap motorcycle in 2006 that probably has been running since and now is going to outlive the cybertruck. Truly amazing.
I bought my 1987 diesel f250 4x4 for $1200 five years ago. It will still be on the road when the Cybertrucks are scrap metal.
...if you take care of it...
"You spent 150,000 dollars for a meme, and you feel nothing". Why does this feel so relevant to Crypto, NFTs, and any other hype-based grift?
Because it's all backed by Elon.
Because the audience of both overlap pretty much completely lol
the highest trim is 100k, the base spec is 61k
Quoting a random fellow when Musk himself said "we dug our own grave with cybertruck":
There's no *we* on that shovel, Elon....
Yeah it's basically everything Elon does.
But hey, apparently they're making Star-Shield spy surveillance now, so Elon will make up for his loss.
Do not shoot bullets at your car. Because it may stain your car.
Bulletproof, as long as you adhere to the gangster code that it is unfair to shoot through the windows.
Do not buy this car because it may...
cause it's badass and super cool
That happened with my regular car too. I asked around, and I guess I should have asked the passengers to get out first.
do not lean on the truck, it may stain it.😫
do not take flash pics of the truck, it may stain it.🤳😮
do not look at it for more then 2 minutes, it may stain it.👀😬
do not tell your friends you were dumb enough to buy one, it may stain it.🗣😳
do not dream about rolling it off a cliff, it may stain it.🥳☹
just don't.😐🤣🍻😁✌😎
Recently I saw where a Cybertruck owner outlined his experience taking delivery of his new toy. He got cut while trying to wipe a smudge off so badly he had to go to the hospital because he couldn’t get the bleeding under control. This thing not only hates other cars and the poors that drive them, it hates its owners.
TBF, Cybertruck owners are not particularly well liked.
@@FlameDarkfire either he has no bandages at home (which would fit the stereotypical divorced dad) or that cut was huge.
@@Sir_Bucket or deep
I like to think of the Cybertruck as the ultimate test of how deep into Musk's cult someone is.
Of course, it's not like its machine spirit CHOSE to be manifested.
I know why they did everything in their power to turn it into the closest thing to a tank you can buy legally. If I were a Cybertruck, I'd drive myself off a cliff as soon as I was able to.
There is not a 13 year wait time for the trucks. People have realized they are garbage and aren't following through on their reservations.
Imagine buying a brand new $80,000 dollar car that rusts 11 days aftr purchase. 😭
I buy my card second hand and they come pre rusted. None of that waiting 13 days for it to appear.
And you can't sue because the company is married to government. Exactly like in Mussolini's ideology.
Back in the 70s you could buy a car brand new for under $10k and it started rusting right after they assembled it.
11 days???? some people had their cyber truck freak out and become worthless paperweights immediately upon delivery
Well, it's their own fault for letting water touch their car. Or an insect. Or bird droppings. Or air humidity.
For a doomsday vehicle, you'd want something that can run on banana peels and cow piss, not something that shuts down when it can't phone home to verify that you've paid your blinker fluid subscription.
No. You'd want a rust bucket of a 'truck' that short circuits driving over a puddle
Blinker fluid is vital to all aspects of the vehicle 👨🔬
oh, perfect description.
Uh, when doomsday hits you cant pump or produce gasoline anymore, and the remaining supply will become useless in a few years as gas ages.
You can still produce your own electricity easily with resources that are literally everywhere
@@silvy7394A diesel engine can run on stuff you can grow on your field, like rape seed oil. A fully mechanical drive train you can fix and maintain in your garage, semiconductors, not so much.
One of biggest challenges for EVs is their mass.
Elon: Let make it out of steel to be even more heavy and let make it sharp so when they hit something that they do more damage.
Can you fucking IMAGINE crashing into a body of water in one? Your just fucked, it's hard enough to get out of a sinking car but opening those doors even when the pressure equalizes sounds like HELL underwater.
funniest thing about its weight is that a regular driving licence in the eu allows you to drive a car with a maximum total weight of 3.5 metric tonnes while tesla claims the cybertruck can hold up to 8 tonnes, which means you have get an additional license for trucks just to drive it
@@mochi4_thank god bullshit like cybertruck are illegal to drive in Europe
To be fair companies like Caterham will probably solve that problem
Musky claimed that it can float... were those devices taken off?
I love that the "Middle Aged Man With Sunglasses Inside a Car" is a worldwide trope.
No, it´s not... It´s solely the "Being American "-trope... Producing such a car is exactly the same crazy stuff as voting Reagan for president: They aren´t even a surprise, they are just "American"...
"if you are ever in an argument with another car, you will win"
Bold words, coming from a car that can be stained by coke and enough sunlight.
Sunlight damages it. Rain damages it. For all we know, clouds, snow and moonlight probably also damage it.
It might beat another car, but simple phenomena of nature sure seem to have its number.
More to the point is that he views vehicular collisions as a competition to see who can cause the most damage.
Bold words from a car that is significantly shorter than the base model F150! You'd get run over in a cybertruck lmao
@@robertkirchner7981 Funny thing is, any simple repair for that monstrosity costs more than some cars.
@@courtneyisaseagull Nah that's an advantage for the Tesla. It's sheer weight, due to the batteries and low center of gravity will mean that the f150 is gonna topple.
Both suck, just saying. If there's anything I dislike more than the Cyber truck, it's the f150
I love how "advertised" and "promised by Musk" are 2 separate values.
And neither match reality.
Bait and switch.
@@celestialnubianBait and switch and switch
I have some snake oil to sell! cures everything!
@lordsnooggums1621 Yes but 460 instead of 500 miles look like someone could do it somehow while 800, well, I'd say was a bit optimistic
The worst thing about watching this video is that i now know who Adain Ross is, and will never be able to forget ..
...same...
Adin sniffing Tate's chair is everything you need to know about him.
Isnt he the same guy who, by accident, ratted out Tate's plan to escape his house arrest, by telling about it on his channel, like a week ago?
The guy who snitched on Andrew Tate.
@@VonFreklsteinYes.
So glad it's not allowed in Europe
fr
So glad I'm not allowed to drive.
It doesn’t fit on european streets too.
You forgot to mention that its sharp edges mean it's not allowed on European roads, where its massive weight would require a truck licence to drive it.
Who cares about Europe market? It's pickup truck - meaning low demand there. ~18% of all cars sold in N. America are pickup trucks while in Europe less than 1%. It wouldn't be profitable enough anyway.
@@Zeroksas I guess the care would be that "most countries that actually want to insure that only save vehicles can drive on the roads would never let this one pass" is a good reason for someone to look skeptical at the design when its apparently so unsafe.
@@Zeroksas The only reason pick up trucks are sold so much in the USA is because the "light truck" tax is so low. Manfacturers pay less duty on them then charge customers more. It's a loophole that lets car makers sell you obnoxiously over sized vehicles (they're also exempt from some of the stricter emission requirements) that cost them like 5-10% more to manufacture than a regular sized vehicle, then charge you 70+% more, while having a vehicle that's actually pretty shit as an actual pick up truck and doesn't fit in most parking bays. The beds in modern trucks are smaller than their older models while the cab is bigger. Even on these gargantuan SUV's the internal space is actually pretty crap for something so large. They're mostly just higher up with chunky ass panels and pillars.
Also... human biology and phyiscs are identical in Europe and North America.
Euros aren’t people.
@@Zeroksas To be clear, if you take it by year, light truck sales accounted for nearly 80% of US light vehicles sales in 2023.
Or a different way of showing how crazy the US is about trucks, in 2022 there were 170.2 million private and commercial truck registrations in the US vs 98.5 million vehicle registrations for cars.
Today Tesla recalled every cybertruck ever sold because the accelerator pedals are faulty and can get stuck down. 🤦♂️
And the fix they apply apparently is to stick a screw through the pedal which is super visible and may or may not be even centered, making it look like a 10 second DIY fix
@duncanmacleod7287mass production ev from very popular companie that was hyped as hell of a low production china ev isn’t really good company
You cannot even call them "gas" pedals anymore
All cars get recalled. What's the big deal??
Why did they invest so much into this thing? This is what I hate about EV’s. They are tying far too hard to be different to petrol cars? I feel more people would take up EVs if there were more familiar features to their petrol counterparts, making them feel similar. Humans like familiarity, these new weird EV’s are the complete opposite of familiarity
Making people pay an extra $5,000... Just for basic paint/finish protection that comes STANDARD from other manufacturers... What a joke.
It's a Cyberjoke.
In order to use Cyberjokes in a conversation, you have to pay extra $5000.
You are not getting a basic paint/finish protection. You get a satin coating which wears off eventually and is easily susceptible to other things .. like tiny stones on a road.. just driving close to vegetation. Someone coughing in its direction ..
You wouldn't think elon forgot to make this feature overpriced and useless did you? :D
If anything, I like the idea of using bare stainless steel. No more expensive paintjobs for a mere scratch sounds great. Apparently they screwed that idea up by using cheap steel. There are (expensive) stainless steels that sustain being submerged in seewater indefinitely without a stain.
How about never having to worry about it?
That's so they can pretend to have a base price which is low. Kinda like Apple does with their ram prices.....
1. Too expensive
2. Too hazardous
3. Too impractical
4. Rusts too easily
5. A pickup truck that can't pickup truck.
6. Unattainable given the wait time
7. Not Bulletproof
If you buy this, your wife (if you have one) hates you and she's fucking the mailman.
update: the Cybertruck has been recalled due to faulty accelerator pedals
truly an unrivalled genius
"I know more about manufacturing than any person alive today" - Melon Usk
They were gas pedals, not brake pedals.
@@destroyerofturtles5024 my mistake, fixed
@@rongpirson5250 thank you
@@TheLastCrusader22 Sounds trumpian ...
What frightens me most are these sharp corners; if such a car runs over a person, it can cause terrible slash wounds and even amputation of limbs. That's why all cars do not have sharp corners, you care about people's safety
serves you right for being a pedestrian !
Considering how heavy it is.That's the last of your worries if this thing runs over you.
@@lara-ce2kg Even if this car is stationary, a child on a bicycle or a skateboard could crash into it and be seriously injured
@@polnoeceloe Totally agree. It is a well known fact that small cars are made out of cushions an pixie dust. Therefore a child on a bicycle crashing into stationary small car will never get seriously injured.
@@danielbecker2463
Brute force injury from hitting a blunt object(in this case a Car) is one thing, receiving deep cuts because of the unnecessarily sharp and boxy edges are another thing
you know its bad when adam recommends a normal car instead of a train as a upgrade
Or instead of a bus. Or recommends a regular TESLA!
Thanks, this made me lol 😂
@@colinburke8389for all the dumb things Elon sprout, his Tesla cars are fine-ish, nothing really bad but nothing exceptional either in terms of look or function. It's always his overhyped projects (Mars colony, Cybertruck, etc.) that is the issue
@@quakethedoombringer My comment was about Adam doing so, or at least saying a regular Tesla would be better; given his distaste for cars of any kind and Elon, even THAT is surprising.
2nd-best-joke of this comment-section... I bow down to you, sir...
My cousin is a mechanic, and he stripped the paint on one of his cars for a car show. It looked really cool... For a few months, then it started to rust. His thing was temporary, he planed on repainting it anyways.
These guys couldn't even put a sealent on it or something. Smh this is what happens when nobody can say no to the maniac billionaire in charge
I'd call the cybertruck a "clown car," but clown cars famously have lots of storage space.
More like M1126 panzer wannabe. Went you want to make cool looking tank but end up as almost working pick up truck.
XD
Damn, that actually got a good laugh out of me
LOL
Almost as bad as the Pontiac aztek
to be fair, i think the rust will give it a more authentic cyberpunk aesthetic
Should of used rivets and steam engine then!
@@digimaks I think you got your punks confused.
@yeezynapkins You should work in marketing, you evil genius. Seriously with ideas like this.
Copper and brass would be more authentic.
@@pnwdrifter5680A bit soft but least they don't rust
Rule 1.If your cyber truck comes into contact with any liquid immediately wash it otherwise it will disolve.
Rule 2. Do not ever wash your cyber truck or it will immediately melt.
And whatever you do don’t charge it after midnight
@@stephenshowell why I might get a better vehicle afterwards.
Rule 3. Breaking any of the other two rules will void the warranty
The most hilarious part is that the $5000 clear coat from Tesla can be applied by the end user for the low cost of two cans of clear Rust-Oleum.
@@nercksrule Exactly
6:12 "At this moment I know more about manufacturing than anybody on Earth" Same levels of delusion as Donald "I know better than my generals" Trump.
_"The problem with the world is that the intelligent people [have too many] doubts, while the stupid ones [have too much] confidence."_
- Charles Bukowski
Crazy to think that a truck from the 80s was smaller, safer, got better fuel economy, and could haul more material. Oh and were wayyy cheaper
Yea my family regularly replaces the emissions chips with normal chips that give our trucks 20-25 mpg compared to the Norma 10-12 mpg
Yup, I bought my 1987 f250 diesel 4x4 five years ago for $1200. I would not trade it for a Cybertruck. Well, maybe I would if it could be sold for a decent price. 😂
"if you are ever in an argument with another car, you will win"....
A Cybertruck crashed into a 2009 Toyota Corolla and the only one injured was the Cybertruck driver.
what 0 crumple zones do to a mf
Yeah, making a frame so rigid goes against everything we know about care crash safety.
I guess he was just a bit off, your car will win, but you’ll die.
@@artirony410 There is a crumple zone, something has to give. It's just not the car thar crumples. Only the softest part. So, you better get that stainless steel body for yourself! Just 50000$ and 25 years of wait!
while that is funny, this quote gives a real insight into musks psychology. hes sees everything as a win/lose proposition and the people he is marketing this truck to do as well
Isn't that the one where the truck got a flat tire, and otherwise was fine but needed to be towed because it doesn't have as spare?
I think I deserve an apology for having Adin Ross brought to my attention
Oh boy, now would be a terrible time to remind you that Fred Durst exists.
Good luck having a nice day after THAT.
@@18Hongo WHY??
@@datchucktaylor *Evil voice* Because I can! *Flies away crackling*
@@18Hongo No, if you want someone to have a terrible day, you remind them of Chris Chan
@@Midnight-Starfish Oh sweet flying velociraptor Jesus, what have I started?
So the problem with bulletproof glass is that you cannot break it from the inside either. This makes it highly dangerous in any sort of water accident. Because you would be unable to escape
Imagine paying 80k for something that looks like a PS1 car with a fridge texture.
@@bahshas Well... No
Looks like a halo CE warthog in silver
@@spook9155hey! The warthog doesn't look that much like a shit.
Dude my arse has got more polygons than this car! 🤣
so true so so so true an arse has an almost infinite amount of polygons as it is infinitly round@@lillywho
fun fact. In NZ this car cannot be road legal. It does not meet safety standards due to the body being stainless steel lol ( also due to the fact that the front is like a guillotine if you were hit by the car )
Same in the UK and Europe.
In fact I wonder how many jurisdictions actually allow it apart from the US themselves.
I wonder if it is legal in South Africa...considering they aren't too fond these days of people who enslaved their ancestors in emerald mines, or their descendants, I would guess they have the opposite of a waiver for the vehicle. A specific rejection regardless of the regulations. But, on the other hand, they paroled Pistorius after just 11 years...His defense was just nonsensical and it was almost certainly intended.
DeLorean?
@@jacknedry3925 don’t have in nz
@@Lurch-Bot It did not take long for Nelson and Winne to run that place into the ground
Elon really nailed the prison toilet on wheels aesthetic.
😂 Why is this so unbelievably accurate lol
I can not not see that now.
I am going to guess that it's less than optimal for use in making pruno
Thanks, I hate it. >.
To be fair prison toilets are easier to clean and don't rust like the Cybertruck.
The saddest thing is I’ve met people in real life who said unironically out loud that they wanted a cybertruck. You’re never gonna guess what their thoughts on Jewish people were.
That stupid truck looks like the 1st car that my nephew ever drew using the "line" tool on MS Paint.
That actually answers a lot of questions about this truck. The only question I have left is, who's wearing their wife's Sunday best? There's no F'ing way. Amirite?
He should have trade marked the design. Could sue Tesla right now.
Ps 1 graphics
😮 ohhh my God... you're right... I've drawn this kinda car on a monitor that only had grey scale and various patterns to indicate things...
Who knew your nephew is a genius!
"Cybertruck" is actually the perfect name for this monstrosity because it looks like a truck in Cyberpunk 2077 that didn't render correctly, so it's just a polygon.
XD LMAO. good one
16 BIT TRUCK IS HERE
Two years after the release of CP 2077 there was no other game on the market remotely close in its level of the graphics design. Minus 2 years (or more?) when they already know how to make it work. Even today, you can argue no other game has such visuals as this one.
There's a mission in 2077 where V finds their old beat up junker in a scrapyard being repaired by someone trying to leave Night City. You have the option of taking the car back by force, or paying for it and helping someone get out of the hellhole that killed your best friend and condemned you to death.
The car is one of the worst vehicles in the game. It always sounds like it's on the verge of dying and handles like there's vaseline on the steering wheel.
It is somehow still a better car than the Cybertruck.
@@HanSolo__ The most beautiful "graphics design" in the world means nothing when the texture doesn't load. It's just a joke. Cyberpunk's graphical fidelity is great, but that tends not to be what people actually remember the most in the end with games.
Eventually, he'll invent the train, give him a bit more time.
He already did that in Germany. A private train only for the workers of Gigafactory. So, he even messed trains up.
@@Niko_from_Keplerngl that could still have been worse.
@@davidty2006 yes, a fleet of „Cyberpods“ (or something with an equally pretentious name) on rails would’ve been a nightmare.
I thought he is allergic to trains.
And there's also the Hyperloop, a train inside a vacuum tube.
Somehow, they're even stupider-looking in real life than they are on screen. Something I didn't think was physically possible.
The cybertruck is everything you need to know about Elon musk
And that clip of Adin Ross sniffing Andrew Tate's seat is all you need to know about their... whatever it is
@@thepolarphantasm2319 I wish Tatter saw what Adin did 😈
That Clip was just sooo... it Broke somthing in my seeing this
Not everything. There's also the Apartheid Prince story, with the emerald mine.
@@florinadrian5174 I would love to see someone make a Johnny Quest style parody cartoon starring Elon and whatever poor kid his parents bought him to play with (aka his "Hadji")
Makes me wonder what his Hadji was named... and how he died, and if Elon watched it happen 😬
Musk used a 304 grade stainless steel, DeLorean used 304 in early prototype, but found out it had corrosion problems, and switched to 316, and that caused a whole new set of problems with stamping the harder material, cracking panels, and tears while forming.
He is making mistakes that were already made and solved in the late 1970's.
His vision of future is from 70-80s movies.
So, the Tesla is basically the Kamikoto knive of the car world.
what is cathodic protection?
And realistically it needed to be a high molybdenum alloy beyond 317 ELC.
@@__shifty Secularism.
My absolute favorite Cybertruck clown fact:
At 3,5 tons, this car, if ever being introduced to the EU and Switzerland would be classified as a commercial truck. So you would need a truck license to legally drive it… so your „market“ is: Commercial Truck Drivers that are willing and able to spend 100k on an extremely flawed pickup truck…
Good luck Elon!
Ironicially, it'd be even worse if it was lighter. That frontline would never be allowed on a regular car, only on special vehicles like trains and commercial trucks.
Not that it matters anyways, because it seems to violate like 293 other security regulations, but beeing a commercial truck at least lets it get away with those murder edges.
So then what’s the weight limit in the eu? Like, genuinely asking… my 07 tundra is just nearly 3 tons but I’m pretty sure I see them everywhere too
That plus "willing to get an EV that also isn't a truck".
They either get a Diesel or just a proper truck. There's a reason why the Otto motor pickup trend has barely permiated the European market.
@@TEENYcharma3500kg is the limit for a normal car in most places.
@@CG-eh6oe... total weight, that is. So the truck cannot be heavier than approx 3 tons, as you still have to factor in the weight of one American driver.
To me, the cybertruck is a prime example of what happens when people try to make futuristic inventions too early without any of the proper technology required to make that invention practical and functional. It's like if people during the stone age tried to make a gun. They don't have any of the proper resources, so it will inevitably turn out terribly.
The Cybprfrvkk (according to its barely legible brand image) is what you get when you think your company tries to be different just for the sake of being different and refuses to understand _why_ the industry does things the way it does.
whats the idea behind it tho? like if you want a heavy duty vehicle for the apocalypse you get a hummer, which has been tested in war and runs on cooking oil. if you think that pollutes too much or isnt fuel efficient get a soviet ethanol vehicle in good condition or just another competitors eletric vehicle. or better yet a horse. like it has no use case its not an invention its nothing
I love how a singular, solitary built-in ipad for the backseat is one of the best things a $100,000 vehicle has to offer, when you can buy one for about $350 and be able to use it in places other than the backseat of a car.
"A car full of teenagers just laughed at you and you're now $100,000 in debt for a meme." Savage! 😂🤣
So brutal lol
It's practically a failing NFT
that's a months old meme he read there though
@@docboy989Does that make it untrue?
Promoting anything Elmo does is basically a loser's badge of honor at this point (or always has been one).
You can't even park this truck outside since a dog pissing on it can probably kill it
Well don't park it inside either because if it catches on fire, that giant lithium ion battery will burn down any building that it is in.
@@FreedomTalkMedia do those issues still exist? I thought they are more on the rate side these days. If they are still exploding, then ev technology is still far from maturity
@@shreeramparija7731 they don't and pretty much never were. Like your laptop probably won't explode while you're using it, so won't an EV. EVs are not great, but them "catching on fire" is just a dumb shit people say for the sake of hating on them. It's just that every time one does, the press quickly picks it up and makes national news out of it, while regular cars just go unnoticed. If you just think about it: what's more likely to catch fire - a car that has a full storage of highly flammable liquid in it, transports said liquid through the whole car and then lights it on fire to produce energy or one that just has a battery pack? Their biggest problem is them not being sustainable enough to replace billions of cars we have on the globe. But "burning" - certainly not a problem.
@@hsko8007 makes sense. Then I guess the only problem that needs to be solved is efficiency. But are EVs really the solution towards sustainability? Since most of the electricity is generated from thermal plants which burn coal.
@@hsko8007 Weeelll no.
The batteries do and have caught fire. And they dont go out once started. The same goes for phones, laptops ect. Now to be fair, these devices are not bursting into flames everywhere. But they do go up, and Teslas do just sometimes burst into flames. Oh and they do have a high chance of fire in a bad accident, like the one the guy driving using driver assist, burned si bad the black box was lost.
And when they catch, like any lithium battery, they dont go out.
Plenty of videos in a quick google search. A tesla battery energy storage site here in Oz, caught fire, spewed dangerous smoke and burned for days. Wasnt even that big of a fire.
Should you figure that into where you park it, no.
Should you figure that in when thinking of purchasing of a dangerous, low safety rated vehicle, maybe??
Saw one of these in real life. They live near my dads townhome and I’ve seen it around at the grocery store parking lot and driving down the street. every time I saw it I felt like I was seeing a wild unicorn of stupidity
I saw one for the first time last week! Driver ran a red and cut three lanes of traffic to make a highway onramp. Very on-brand.
Me getting out of my Cybertruck: "Talk about cutting edge technology!"
My Wife on the phone with 911: "Honey, shut up and keep pressure on where your finger used to be!"
Underrated comment.
badum tsssss
It would be a surprise to have a wife after you buy that monstrosity.
@@parthvashisht528To be honest I’ve only seen wealthy influencers and celebrity personalities flaunting these “vehicles”. The sorta crowd whose wives would probably love yet another toy to flex on instagram with.
Inaccurate, no cyber truck owner is married xD they're divorced at best xD
The bicycle not fitting in that 3 ton pickup truck is even funnier for me because I can fit my regular sized bicycle in my 3 door ford Fiesta. Fold down the back seats and it fits
the cybertruck can carry 3 bikes in the rear without having to fold down its backseats, its a 5 seater truck, not a hatchback.
@@odisy64 No it can't. Are you going to tell us it's amphibious next?
@@odisy64It's trash. Forty year old pick ups are more capable and... Will work for forty years. Because they already have.
It's no different than their garbage cars. And I owned a P90D/S. I traded it as quickly as I could back to an E-Class. It was a bad car. In every way.... This is a bad truck.
PS: I can leave my sixty and seventy year old cars out in the rain, too. I don't. But I could. Same color when it dries off.
@@_BangDroid_ it has a 6ft bed, it definitely can, the cybertruck is rated to wade through 3ft of water, take that how you will.
@@andrewb4584 nope, tucks dont come with 800hp stock, not even semi trucks but i use a lot of trucks for my families construction job, my brother is always buying new trucks and they do tend to have mechanical issues that require shop work. he has a 2022 model S LR, he has zero issues with it.
as someone who takes Auto Paint seriously, please dont leave your cars out in the rain, no truck will outlast rusting, its a cancer of the car but the cybertruck will last much longer. just actually try finding a picture of a rusted cybertruck. if you have ever looked at white pain on an old car you may notice tiny rust spots on top of the clearcoat from brake dust contaminates.
You completely missed that there is no spare tire. It was so impressive in the first recorded accident involving one where the truck was fine, but since it had a flat tire and had to be towed away.
Hahahahaha
So much for being "Apocalypse-ready"...
OMG, I hadn't heard this. I just looked it up and it costs $1,250 and takes up a large chunk of the bed. Ridiculous.
@@yerocb just like the 20.000$ range extender they don’t even have the patent for
@@yerocb Most pickups mount their spare under the bed of the truck or on the tailgate. Since the undercarriage space is packed with Batteries and it doesn't have a proper tailgate there isn't a good place for the Cybertruck. It's just massive oversight by the designers to go along with 100's of others.
the funniest part is that you won't even need a car in a doomsday scenario because all of the major roads will be completely blocked by everyone trying to escape whatever terrible situation has befallen humanity (roads are designed to carry just 5-10 percent of existing cars at any given time). and if you do need a car any old gas car is a much better plan; especially one that can actually off-road and act as a basic utility vehicle.
in most doomsday scenarios, you would be better off with a bicycle or horse.
It looks like a 7 year old drew a DeLorean from memory.
John DeLorean would weep at this thing's existence... and he was John DeLorean ffs
Elon has out Homer-car'ed the DeLorean guy
@@thepolarphantasm2319 There's some kind of poetic irony that a car from the 80s has become timeless (literally in the hands of a certain Doc Brown) while the truck of the future looks like something the Jetsons would call prehistoric.
@@benh3518 Hasbro produced ab Autobot (Transformers) version of the DeLorean from BttF complete with the lightning hook thing as a weapon, faux 1980s TF box art and all... his name is Gigawatt. :)
Just sayin', the Cybertruck ain't never getting that much love.
Yes, this was the truck of the future, in 1986.
It has the same build quality as a DeLorean too. If you’ve ever looked at those things up close you’ll find they’re built just as bad as the Cybertruck is. Stainless steel is just a horrible material to build cars with
Something else to consider is that you dont WANT the body of a utility vehicle to be load bearing, because that means any body damage compromises the structural integrity of the vehicle. Thats why typical pickup trucks are STILL, to THIS DAY, body-on-frame vehicles. They aren't even unibodies. Because if a tractor slams into and crumples your bed, your vehicle isnt totalled. You just buy a new truck bed.
Elon Musk's statement that he knows more about manufacturing than anyone else on Earth is mindblowing. like a 12 year old who reads a book on dinosaurs declaring they are now a paleontologist
and why is that mind blowing? pretty much every business he runs seems to involve a lot of manufacturing and he seems to be very involved with all of them.
I guess you know of some examples of people in the world who know more about manufacturing than he does? Thats a rather odd piece of knowledge for you to claim you have.. you're the expert in knowing who knows about manufacturing?.... like a 11 year old who watches a youtube video and think theyre now an expert.
@@ge2719 Hey guys. I found the Elon simp!
The cybertruck is rock solid proof that he doesn't know much about manufacturing. In fact he doesn't know much about human nature, politics, and engineering but he is an expert grifter.
@@ge2719 CEOs don't know sh*t about manufacturing. And that's fine because it's not their job. It's the job of their engineers and they should listen to them about it. But we live in a world where CEOs think they know everything and people worship them as cult leaders. And no I didn't just watch a YT video, I am an actual engineer.
If any metal shop teacher at any trade or technical school in the world publicly said they know more about manufacturing than anyone else on Earth, they would be INFINITELY more justified than Musk.
Even though then that would be wrong of them to say. Would you defend THEM saying that? I would. @@ge2719
@@ge2719He stated that every tolerance on every tesla car should be less than 10 microns "because coca cola can do it". That should tell you enough about his manufacturing knowledge.
12:10 WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOURE CAR IS GONNA RUST BRO GET UNDER A BRIDGE ALREADY. GO GO GO GO.
Musk is the most extreme example of "the emperor has no clothes" in history.
The emperor also has a tiny 🍤
Most extreme? What are you talking about? People have been making fun of Musk since the day he was born. He's actually the most extreme example in history of 'a guy who has money and tries random stuff and people on reddit argue about him'
He's what use to be called a snake oil salesman, nothing more nothing less. And I'm still waiting for him to unlock my Twitter account that I want to delete that was locked 4 years ago but I won't hold my breath.
more like "the emperor has no clues"
He might be the most naked emperor alive on the planet.
At this point, I think Adam Something knows more about Elon Musk's failures than anyone currently alive on Earth.
Thunderf00t might disagree. But adam is close
Maybe Grimes.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@LilliD3Don't forget common sense skeptic
@@LilliD3 yah but thunderf00t repeats the same point and clip like 20 times and makes me want to stare at a wall instead
There is some serious irony that the "Truck made for the apocalypse!" needs to be meticulous cleaned and wiped down ever time it rains to prevent it from rusting away.
luckily in the collapse of society, things like window cleaner and clean water are still available
These people think the world will end and their butler will come to work the next day like it's nothing.
Perfect for all your trips in the Atacama Desert!
and good luck charging that beast once the grid shuts down.
@@Moosetick2002 Electricity will be easier to come across than refined fuel that's for sure, Yeah the grid might shutdown but the water screws, wind turbines, solar generators will still be producing plenty of power rather easy to grab a charge, but to frack/mine/drill for oil transport it *refine* it and use it, yeah good luck.
The greatest tragedy of this is that we will never see it get ripped apart by Top Gear
I love how the cyberpunk dystopia was originally supposed to be a parody and a warning to society about what could happen and what shouldn't happen...and then dudes like Elon are like "oooh yea that looks awesome! lets do that" - NO ELON that was supposed to be the BAD THING we are trying to avoid.
ELON just didn't understand who were the good guys and who were the bad guys🤷
Also wasn't the whole idea behind the Cyberpunk genre that "heroes" are typically trying to destroy the society around them? Not always of course, but those were the original ideals.
“We at Massive Tech Company have created the Torture Nexus from the beloved novel ‘Do Not Create the Torture Nexus’”.
As a huge fan of dystopian scifi, this is what irritates me the most! The corporate Hollywood and entertainment business have turned cyberpunk into something cool, something to aspire for, something to head towards, when in truth that is precisely the total opposite of what dystopian scifi's original intent was; cyberpunk was supposed to be a critique of the capitalistic society, but I guess we should have known that the capitalists were able to turn even that to their own advantage. Sigh. The bootlickers are so gullible.
@@Redrally Yes. Cyberpunk society is dystopian and tyrannical and the heroes of the genre are literally terrorists seeking to overthrow that society for the most part
would truly be a shame if someone poured white vinegar on your cybertruck overnight
...or birds poo all over it and heaven forbid you were out of town for a few days.
"What happened to you truck man?"
"Oh don't worry it's just now permanently covered in $hit stains"
...."No biggie for a player" ehee
(searches my kitchen for empty spray bottles)
Let's get some dry unfilled markers and fill them with vinegar 👍
I'm sure anyone with a car would be pissed
@@jeffmcdonald101…but it comes off with a light sanding!
"At this point, I think I am the most divorced man on earth". There. Corrected the error. Musk is so silly. He should say true things more often.
Like his claim to have a double major in physics and world finance, he has neither
dougdoug twitch chat: finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legandry
If anyone who watches this video still feels like buying a cybertruck, i have some beachfront property in Arizona to sell to you
Tesla Cybertruck is LITERALLY the Swiss army knife of cars: it has built in finger guillotine, vegetable peeler, vibrator, and more!
Except the Swiss Knife actually works. Tesla wouldn't even be able to create a working Swiss Knife.
New feature coming soon, fire starter.
@@ndh06”Coming soon”?
It’s already here! Give ‘em a week and we’ll be utterly inundated with stories of Cybertruck battery fires like the rest of the blasted Tesla lineup.
Swiss army knife, but costing 60000$ and taking too much space
@@cubicbanban “These components weren’t covered in any of the requirements for my Automotive Maintenance merit badge.”
"I know more about manufacturing than anyone in the world"
*doesnt consider that untreated steel will rust*
You know what they say, “Experts are smart enough to know how much more there is to learn.” That comment in and of itself reassured me of Elon Musk’s narcissistic stupidity 😬 what an embarrassing guy
He sounds a lot like Trump!
So, ACTUAL industrial and manufactorial planner pov.
Let's just say in an actual operating unit, after building an object, it would go through quality control to be sure that the manufactured object is in "acceptable" range of quality. We'll use the informations to further tune the montage unit for that and scrap the deficient ones.
The fact that there is Such a big range in the type of malfunctions or irregularities for a very small fleet of a singular car model is really, REALLY incredible. It's not just a lack of quality control at this point, the productions lines are just sentient and making shit, and no one is doing Basic oversight.
But I guess I'm not Musk, I don't have a cult of dickriders at my door. I just happen to open my f*cking eyes and connect it to my brain when I do my work.
He did consider that. It's the reason why he chose steel to make more money. The man's a genius 😂
On the wait-list issue: a US motoring channel on RUclips placed a deposit and were told they were 40 000ish in the production queue. They've now been offered a delivery date at the end of the year. The only conclusion they could make, based on the available info released so far, is that 35 000+ customers ahead of them have asked for their depositis to be refunded and their orders canceled.
Or, being a youtube channel, they got skipped ahead in the line. That way they do reviews, which are free advertising, rather than complaining for years about their undelivered vehicle.
Yeah I also think it's probably because of their channel.
Musk is fully aware that even bad publicity won't matter for him because of the weird cult like status he has.
@@MeCooperif that were true then because they're a youtube channel doesn't work.
Generally deposits are nonrefundable. If that many orders were cancelled, that's how Tesla makes their profit: order cancellation.
Sadly I’m seeing these PS1 polygons more and more in South Florida 😭
"This will surely attract the daughter's 17 year old friend" was such a roast you could have stopped there.
How if it actually works
Hahaha
why would he stop at one roast when the Cybertruck is made out of so many griddle plates?
@@Undaglibenglaubengloben overpriced techbro gadgets is the nerd version of roided muscles in a gym: you think it attracts jailbait but only ones falling for that are other bros.
She's probably actually 15.....
“It can survive a nuclear war!”
Electro magnetic pulses: “Allow us to introduce ourselves….”
Faraday cages: Allow us to introduce ourselves.
Well said @@QuinnKallisti
Let's say it survives a nuclear war, will electric charging points and power generation also survive?
@@akaikeki2199 😂
search EMP vs Faraday Cage, it has to be properly sealed, not approximately assembled like a Tesla, so no, it won't survive.
You forgot the best part: The Cybertruck won't get approval in Europe because it's steel hood is so stuff and at such a bad angle it would decapacitate any pedestrian it would come into contact with in a crash.
nor canthing stainless steel get legally certified as bullet resistant
You can actually get a Cybertruck in Europe. You just need to import it yourself. There's some loophole on how you can register it. But they can't be sold here in a way every other car is because of the reasons you mentioned and more. And even if you have the money to get one, since the costs for importing and registering it are about the same as for the truck alone, it's so heavy you need a C class drivers license (for semi trucks).
@@patrikpolda You can import them privately just like you said, but that's not the largest issue - the Cybertruck is not street legal in any EU country. You can import one just fine, but the only places you'd be allowed to actually use it is designated testing/racing/challenge tracks on private property.
That shit‘s NOT passing the TÜV.
To be fair no pedestrian would be happy crashing into ANY vehicle
If you are quiet enough while standing next to a Cybertruck you could hear the rust eating it 😂
“Using an F150 to pick up 17-year-olds”
Can’t believe you put the entire state of Florida on blast like that
Matt Gaetz. Congressman, Florida.
@@Longtack55i like how if you need a source on that, you can always cite his longtime coworker, Kevin McCarthy 😂
Basic thought process from people who don't realize how large and rural most of America is. Yeah, having a truck that size in an urban environment is ridiculous. When I lived in Honolulu, I drove a Mustang GT. But go to Arizona, or heaven forbid Kansas, and that truck becomes amazing. My time in Kansas is why I have a Raptor now. Not being able to get your car out of the parking space 4 months out of the year is not a problem for a truck.
@@RicoRaynn Agreed, dude acts as if there's no need for a regular sized truck? Kinda baffles me honestly. I get some people lift their stuff with giant ass tires, but a regular F-150 is not a big truck? And can't possibly imagine anyone ever needing such a "huge" truck?.. Clearly he's what I'd call city folk.
lmao you win the internet 🤣
Im a car guy and a hobbyist mechanjc studying for the ASE. I took an engineering class freshman year. The cybertruck is an engineering failure on every level. I expect to see not only exterior panel rust, but hidden rust on the frame that you dont get to see. Lack of physical connection between the steering, brakes, etc. Fsd is a safety nightmare. The crumple zones are non existent which means when you crash, your bones become the crumple zone. The steel and glass are supposed to be reinforced yet they fail against standard civilian rounds. The cybertruck tried to do it all and succeeded at nothing
Could you imagine someone from a colder climate owning this car? I think it would just dissolve after one winter in the American Northeast.
@limetime9045 yes literally not onlu does the exterior lack paint protection but it seems like every single part of the car including very important structural part are completely exposed to oxygen, water, salt, dirt, grime, oil, etc. These things will patina lol
Also, even more problems with the truck
- the wheel covers literally dig into the tire sidewalls causing premature tire wear
- the panel gaps are huge, inconsistent, and as shown, will crush and cut your fingers.
-the frame has ridgidity in a crash, but the panels and frame seem to be prone to bending and warping under normal driving conditions. If one part of your car is in the shade and another in direct sunlight, the door panel might unironically pop in and out like a jar lid.
-The glass dosent shatter like it should meaning its impossible to escape in a flood scenario
-battery issues thay plague literally all teslas affect this one too
-the *rear* steering componets are extremely weak and prone to snap or bend in a crash when the *front* is impacted.
-i would guess they arent using rubber bushings for mechanical suspension connections, thats probably what leads to the rough ride. It will also lead to suspension wear and play. I could be wrong about the bushings but from the designs ive seen it seems like rubber bushings are scarce on the car
- fully electronic brakes are prone to fail as well as fully electronic steering
Also the 5000$ protective coat does not protect anything other than the exterior. Any unexposed panels will stull rust lol
I would keep the obvious in the ether of the unsaid. it is what it is. People "buying into it" is not an individuals fault, or is he some saviour, smartest man in the world. Hey, people understand that he is brilliant. I don´t think you will get "a confession" out of anybody you´d think "a Muskite"-lol, that he is actually THE SMARTEST MAN IN THE WORLD.
Even they aren´t wrong wrong for defending what was brought into reality, they still present facts, even if you can catch lots of them on other stuf. They are just privileged, and too much online, and are those who won´t buy the truck.
Like, do you go "cleaning house with brilliance", everytime after you keep your mouth shut for days, just to say something common sense?
it is what it is, it is still, by far, the most novel vehicle of its kind, and there are people smarter than you and me working on the competition, yet Tesla, is objectively in the realm of 1000 times, to more, involved in business and industry worldwide. Part of the hate of Tesla and CT bad falls on the shoulders of those who wanted to make a better tomorrow, with all the wuirks and transitions needind urgent resolution included. Who is stupid, or dumber than the others, when it is not Tesla being bankrupt and fence sitting, as the push and know-how is not there?(You weere saying?). The industry creeps itself forward, and Tesla, SpaceX, AI, Google, Nvidia, and all the other are just a part of the whole, for better or worse.
The only thing you can blame on Musk, is that he reigned loose ends of many a wealthy dude, and made their money work in a controlled, non-explosive way, and without gov. meddling. ?
Like, pointing at HIM, as if he represents some agenda, or smart collective override of common ssense, when all he does is influence, no lobby, no assasination, no censorship, no love gained, no love lost, kind of conduct?.
Surely, there is substance that you can present, that you also live out, without just saying "the CT DUMB". The Starship "keeps failing" aswell, yet nobody had even the presence of mind(that a better informed person would have), to do something different. The best already work on SpaceX projects, whether they work at SpaceX, or not. Only the Oldheads psychos who scooped up the accolades for things of the past were left, lobbying, and hating on things that clash with the promises they wanted to make to their benefactors.
@@limetime9045it’s funny because that’s one of the big reasons to own a truck.
You don’t buy a offroad pickup bc you’re gonna drive it through New York. You buy one bc it’s gonna go through rough conditions, like rain, snow, etc.
It’s a failure on all levels. Plain and simple.
"We developed a new material. We call it griftanium."