Tesla Cybertruck: A Tragedy On Four Wheels
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- Опубликовано: 20 мар 2024
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About a third of the comments be like:
"Uh, I was going to give this video a chance, but calling out Elon Musk at the beginning for spreading N*zi conspiracy theories really shows your political biases!"
Damn dude, got me. I don't like N*zis and their conspiracy theories.
🤯
speaks volumes about them
And what Nazi conspiracy theory is he spreading?
It's almost like those people are also probably nazis or something 🤔
Replacement conspiracy was literally one of the reasons the N@zis introduced the Nurnberger laws, so...is shows Musk's political bias at best
I'd call the cybertruck a "clown car," but clown cars famously have lots of storage space.
More like M1126 panzer wannabe. Went you want to make cool looking tank but end up as almost working pick up truck.
XD
It's a clown car because you'd have to a clown to buy one
Damn, that actually got a good laugh out of me
LOL
I like how Tesla's idea of 'futuristic' is making very basic mistakes that other car manufacturers stopped making in the 70s.
Comes with the territory when re-inventing the wheel, hater.
Some of the best cars ever made were made in the '70s. I own three of them. Still run like new, and don't break down. Don't spy on you, don't take control of the vehicle away from you, and have beautiful designs, both mechanically and cosmetically. FJB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TRUMP 2024!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@nanda_i.e. making the wheel overcomplicated and just bad?
@nanda_ I’m pretty sure their point was that tesla’s (Musk) arrogance doesn’t match their performance. Their point wasn’t that it’s not ok for a company making mistakes.
@@nanda_The wheel that falls apart you mean?
Somebody on a different video commented “it may be undependable, handle horribly, but at least it looks stupid!”
Other than suddenly getting stuck at Ramming Speed and being a boxy piece of shit that will be high-centered in sand or mud, it's actually supposed to handle pretty well for a "truck"
@@ULTRAOutdoorsmanAs long as it doesn’t emergency brake for dips in the road while simultaneously searching out motorcycles to ram into.
Eh, at least it is something that actually exists today, unlike most of the other stuff on this channel, and I probably have a realistic shot at owning one one day.
@@nicestoriesnottherealstori3006 Oh yeah, you can get a used cybertruck real cheap real soon
It's hard for people to admit that they've been scammed by a sleazy car salesman.
"At this point, I think I know more about manufacturing than anyone currently alive on Earth." When he made that statement, all of Metro-Detroit erupted in laughter.
He can't even get body gaps all the same...
Yeah my neighbor that works as a Ford assembly line worker knows far more about manufacturing then Musk ever will
He thinks he is a genius idiot, but I think he is a lucky scammer. Just a matter of time, he will get caught.
@@pamacell1102what's the name of the guy? I forgot his name but Sam o nella did a vid on him. The guy who made "a pickle for the knowing ones" musk kinda reminds me of him
Oh yea? How's that expert metro Detroit doing the past 15 years
I know one good fact about the Cybertruck. It's banned in the UK and Europe for not meeting any of our safety standards, so I'll never have to see one on the road.
thankfully, the uk is still in europe
How can it be banned if it was never launched there in the first place?
@@HM-hu4huHow are you going to launch a car that did not pass the safety test?
It's not banned. They haven't even tried to release it there.
@@ronrolfsen3977Have you put it through the safety test? The F150 Lightning is in Europe, it's the same width and has a HIGHER front end which would be even more dangerous for pedestrians.
For a doomsday vehicle, you'd want something that can run on banana peels and cow piss, not something that shuts down when it can't phone home to verify that you've paid your blinker fluid subscription.
No. You'd want a rust bucket of a 'truck' that short circuits driving over a puddle
Blinker fluid is vital to all aspects of the vehicle 👨🔬
oh, perfect description.
Uh, when doomsday hits you cant pump or produce gasoline anymore, and the remaining supply will become useless in a few years as gas ages.
You can still produce your own electricity easily with resources that are literally everywhere
@@silvy7394A diesel engine can run on stuff you can grow on your field, like rape seed oil. A fully mechanical drive train you can fix and maintain in your garage, semiconductors, not so much.
That stupid truck looks like the 1st car that my nephew ever drew using the "line" tool on MS Paint.
That actually answers a lot of questions about this truck. The only question I have left is, who's wearing their wife's Sunday best? There's no F'ing way. Amirite?
He should have trade marked the design. Could sue Tesla right now.
Ps 1 graphics
😮 ohhh my God... you're right... I've drawn this kinda car on a monitor that only had grey scale and various patterns to indicate things...
Who knew your nephew is a genius!
What frightens me most are these sharp corners; if such a car runs over a person, it can cause terrible slash wounds and even amputation of limbs. That's why all cars do not have sharp corners, you care about people's safety
serves you right for being a pedestrian !
Considering how heavy it is.That's the last of your worries if this thing runs over you.
@@lara-ce2kg Even if this car is stationary, a child on a bicycle or a skateboard could crash into it and be seriously injured
@@polnoeceloe Totally agree. It is a well known fact that small cars are made out of cushions an pixie dust. Therefore a child on a bicycle crashing into stationary small car will never get seriously injured.
@@danielbecker2463
Brute force injury from hitting a blunt object(in this case a Car) is one thing, receiving deep cuts because of the unnecessarily sharp and boxy edges are another thing
the concept of the cybertruck "being used to intimidate those who can't afford it" while a literal water gun poses a credible threat to it is amusing ngl
........i need too develop corrosid base anti cybertruck weapons
could make mi rich!!
@@DIVC-1 Just put orange juice in a water gun
Before watching this I googled’does cybertruck rust’ and apparently it’s just surface coat crap that basically wipes off
It does intimidate, in the way that even lightly colliding with one will probably kill us both. A pile of heavy stainless steel plates and flammable electronics that has no crumple zone, attached to a raised chassis with lights that'll blind me, most likely to be driven by a moron who has probably never operated any form of heavier/taller vehicle.
Just saying, I'm probably getting decapitated by steel plating while the genius inside gets turned into a meat sack full of bone shards that gets lit on fire when the battery ruptures.
They will never legally roll down British roads because they are too big/wide and the design is lethal to anyone it touches. Who wouldn't want a razor sharp stainless steel tank, extra quiet due to its electric engine, flying through your narrow street? The single colour option (dull grey) was also a genius touch since it camouflages so well with our dark/rainy environment hahaha.
"Yeah bro it's bulletproof, just don't drive it in the rain" - a perfectly normal reasonable sane thing to say about an $80,000 car
1920-30s cars were more bulletproof nor did they require gasoline as the washing medium
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's a perfect case of elite projection. He doesn't maintain or even wash his own car, he has staff for that, so it doesn't matter to him that rain rusts it. It also looks like a 12 year old's drawing, which tells you about his maturity. Maturity is something you gain by overcoming challenges, which is impossible when you don't face any because you were born rich.
Come on now, you can drive it in the rain- you just have to dry it off quickly which also gives you a chance to also remove any bird droppings
Tbf bulletproofing IRL is notoriously heavy and does make them highly likely to roll during a storm. But it's actually only kick proof so...
fun fact. In NZ this car cannot be road legal. It does not meet safety standards due to the body being stainless steel lol ( also due to the fact that the front is like a guillotine if you were hit by the car )
Same in the UK and Europe.
In fact I wonder how many jurisdictions actually allow it apart from the US itself.
I wonder if it is legal in South Africa...considering they aren't too fond these days of people who enslaved their ancestors in emerald mines, or their descendants, I would guess they have the opposite of a waiver for the vehicle. A specific rejection regardless of the regulations. But, on the other hand, they paroled Pistorius after just 11 years...His defense was just nonsensical and it was almost certainly intended.
Imagine all the work that went into this video only for it to immediately become outdated because Tesla had to do a massive recall because they couldn't even affix the gas pedal properly. Also worth noting: You have to put the cybertruck into carwash mode before washing it or you'll brick your vehicle.
Car wash mode or you brick your car, I- wtf that's just what!?
@@firefly56embers33 Yeah an owner reported that after washing their Cybertruck the display [which is required for everything] completely stopped working so something shorted out from the sounds of it. Which how this happened is beyond me.
@@firefly56embers33What next, rain mode?
Car wash mode…
Car. Wash. Mode…
I-I just can’t dude… oh my god.
That recall is not going to magically make it better. They are already showing signs of rust.
update: the Cybertruck has been recalled due to faulty accelerator pedals
truly an unrivalled genius
"I know more about manufacturing than any person alive today" - Melon Usk
They were gas pedals, not brake pedals.
@@destroyerofturtles5024 my mistake, fixed
@@rongpirson5250 thank you
@@TheLastCrusader22 Sounds trumpian ...
Elon really nailed the prison toilet on wheels aesthetic.
😂 Why is this so unbelievably accurate lol
I can not not see that now.
I am going to guess that it's less than optimal for use in making pruno
Thanks, I hate it. >.
To be fair prison toilets are easier to clean and don't rust like the Cybertruck.
Crazy to think that a truck from the 80s was smaller, safer, got better fuel economy, and could haul more material. Oh and were wayyy cheaper
I like how this steel coffin is vulnerable to rain, sunlight, rugged terrain, the oils secreted from your palms, and mean words, but it will surely slice another car in half when the acceleration pedal which was affixed with glitter glue slides off and wedges itself, making the car plow through traffic, annihilating a family of four. Really, it’s durable and reliable where it matters, in inflicting harm to everyone outside the vehicle.
Do not shoot bullets at your car. Because it may stain your car.
Bulletproof, as long as you adhere to the gangster code that it is unfair to shoot through the windows.
Do not buy this car because it may...
cause it's badass and super cool
That happened with my regular car too. I asked around, and I guess I should have asked the passengers to get out first.
do not lean on the truck, it may stain it.😫
do not take flash pics of the truck, it may stain it.🤳😮
do not look at it for more then 2 minutes, it may stain it.👀😬
do not tell your friends you were dumb enough to buy one, it may stain it.🗣😳
do not dream about rolling it off a cliff, it may stain it.🥳☹
just don't.😐🤣🍻😁✌😎
My favourite Musk lie about the Cybertruck is the part where he kept telling the engineers this story about how his son asked him "why doesn't the future look like the future?", and that this prompted him to want to make this gross low-poly Tonker toy.
The telltale giveaway that this story is false is that it involves one of Elon's children talking to him.
Oof. Third-degree burn right here, folks.
Elon Musk can't find his children since they keep changing their names and not responding to his calls
That was insulting towards Tonker toys...
Xd
the funny thing also is that tesla could easily have designed and manufactured a normal, functioning car with the same aesthetic, but elon wanted it to be "innovative" and "disruptive". so, how do you construct a car differently than other manufacturers, that has been perfecting their designs in every single conceivable way for multiple decades? that's right, you try to reinvent the wheel and realize why no one has done what you have. because it's garbage 🤣
Completely unrelated to this video - from the Mayo Clinic Website: "Narcissistic personality disorder is a mental health condition in which people have an unreasonably high sense of their own importance. They need and seek too much attention and want people to admire them .... But behind this mask of extreme confidence, they are not sure of their self-worth and are easily upset by the slightest criticism."
Unrelated how? That's the perfect description of Elon
@@angeladansie4378 is joke
@@angeladansie4378 ...That's the joke.
Are Trump and Musk cousins?
@@dwightmagnuson4298 Who knows? Trump, Obama and Biden are, though.
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"If you don't know who Adin Ross is, good for you." 😂
Everything I've learned about Adin Ross has been non-consensual.
"if you are ever in an argument with another car, you will win"
Bold words, coming from a car that can be stained by coke and enough sunlight.
Sunlight damages it. Rain damages it. For all we know, clouds, snow and moonlight probably also damage it.
It might beat another car, but simple phenomena of nature sure seem to have its number.
More to the point is that he views vehicular collisions as a competition to see who can cause the most damage.
Bold words from a car that is significantly shorter than the base model F150! You'd get run over in a cybertruck lmao
@@robertkirchner7981 Funny thing is, any simple repair for that monstrosity costs more than some cars.
@@courtneyisaseagull Nah that's an advantage for the Tesla. It's sheer weight, due to the batteries and low center of gravity will mean that the f150 is gonna topple.
Both suck, just saying. If there's anything I dislike more than the Cyber truck, it's the f150
"A car full of teenagers just laughed at you and you're now $100,000 in debt for a meme." Savage! 😂🤣
So brutal lol
It's practically a failing NFT
that's a months old meme he read there though
@@docboy989Does that make it untrue?
Promoting anything Elmo does is basically a loser's badge of honor at this point (or always has been one).
A doomsday machine reliant on a still intact electricity grid.
As a sci-fi nerd who also likes doomsday prepping, I'd rather build a bunker if I were affluent to this degree 🤔
Coming from someone who works in Tech. Apart from crunch work-culture, 'Tech-bros' are probably the worst thing to have happened to our field.
So much for the tech-optimism we had 2 decades ago.
2nd place furries
edit: someone reminded me that bronies exist in a reply so bronies actually take the number 2 spot
agreed
@@cubedude8690 nah, furries are responsible for keeping your Internet working.
Traders tho ...
Look up Gary's economics
It's hilarious to me how absolutely every siingle aspect of this shit is instantly illegal anywhere in europe.
I never quite realized the full extent of our lacking auto regulations in the US until looking at this LOL. I guess windshield wiper stocks and dashboards behind the steering wheel were just something everyone was doing out of good faith in the US
I'm not even sure these things will pass state inspections in a few years.
I'm pretty sure the US has almost no regulations, combine that with the US having some of the widest lanes in the world, and you get the US car traffic incident rates.
Seen people "fix" their cars with insulating foam and passing mot... US 🤦♀️
@@ivy_47 I visited NC once, and as a Dutchman, I have to say: Americans have obnoxiously loud cars. Like, seriously. Is that a design choice?
There are several divorced dads on my wife's side of the family, and what do you know they all drive those trucks and get creepy around their kid's friends...
Your wife must be a real winner
@@easydoesit83 Eeey, no reason for that. No need to be a jerk towards somebody because they have abusive family members.
Oh my God so this car is for PDF files?
Middle aged men in white trucks, my kids and I made up a song about my ex! Lmao
@@Yawyna124Just someone who's never had to face adversity from family before. Can't fathom anyone else might want to get away from the crazies in their family and live a normal happy life independent of their upbringing. By all accounts I should be a total pile of human garbage. But here I am, way way better than anyone in my "family."
People such as the commenter you replied to love throwing random stones for some reason. Unhappy with their lives? Upset they didn't have to go through trauma? Bland personality? Who knows. True mystery.
I feel like the Cybertruck is actually more targeted towards the slightly more affluent middle/higher class, suburban divorced dad who’s afraid of minorities and their potential for being harbingers of the collapse of American culture and the apocalypse, who also wants to get creepy with his 17 year old daughter’s friend. So pretty much just a combination of all descriptors in the video 😂
The cybertruck is so bad, Adam was unable to turn it into a train.
This is underrated
We are done for,holy shi
Hahahaha
It should be turned into a fine powder, a pile of fluffy dust
*pod
to be fair, i think the rust will give it a more authentic cyberpunk aesthetic
Should of used rivets and steam engine then!
@@digimaks I think you got your punks confused.
@yeezynapkins You should work in marketing, you evil genius. Seriously with ideas like this.
Copper and brass would be more authentic.
@@pnwdrifter5680A bit soft but least they don't rust
I'm pretty sure the entire goal of Tesla was to spell out S-E-X-Y with car names. I don't think Musk has any incentive to make another model.
i saw one of these IRL for the first time today...... i couldnt help but make a face of pure disgust in the drivers direction. he was notably embarrassed.
I remember when the HumVee first came out there was a web site where you could post a selfie giving the Hummer's the bird. Maybe it'll be resurrected...
/thathappened
Imagine fantasizing about this. Do you have literally nothing in your life?
Oh well, good for him for doing what he wants regardless of opinions.
I love how "advertised" and "promised by Musk" are 2 separate values.
And neither match reality.
Bait and switch.
@@celestialnubianBait and switch and switch
I have some snake oil to sell! cures everything!
@lordsnooggums1621 Yes but 460 instead of 500 miles look like someone could do it somehow while 800, well, I'd say was a bit optimistic
Imagine paying 80k for something that looks like a PS1 car with a fridge texture.
yeah thats the point. thats the only cool car made in the last 17 years.
@@bahshas Well... No
Looks like a halo CE warthog in silver
@@spook9155hey! The warthog doesn't look that much like a shit.
Dude my arse has got more polygons than this car! 🤣
Makes me recall the Simpsons episode where Homer designs a breakthrough car for his brother's car company. This goes as well as you expect
however Homer's fictional efforts yield a better result than the real world thing seen here.
I think I deserve an apology for having Adin Ross brought to my attention
Around 99 out of a 100 times anyone say "I know more about this than anyone else in the world", you're witnessing Dunning Kruger.
probably more like 9,999 out of 10,000
There isn't anyone around him who is interested in challenging him. They would rather just nod along and take his money.
@@kxjxHe tends to fire, threaten or bully those who openly disagree...
101 times out of 100
If anyone believes they know the most on ANY subject in the entire world, it's literally always the Dunning Kruger effect. Huge red flag.
The cybertruck is everything you need to know about Elon musk
And that clip of Adin Ross sniffing Andrew Tate's seat is all you need to know about their... whatever it is
@@thepolarphantasm2319 I wish Tatter saw what Adin did 😈
That Clip was just sooo... it Broke somthing in my seeing this
Not everything. There's also the Apartheid Prince story, with the emerald mine.
@@florinadrian5174 I would love to see someone make a Johnny Quest style parody cartoon starring Elon and whatever poor kid his parents bought him to play with (aka his "Hadji")
Makes me wonder what his Hadji was named... and how he died, and if Elon watched it happen 😬
I mean at least with the iron throne the danger of getting your skin peeled off by all the swords was supposed to keep the king vigilant or something.
I find it funny that his musical "genius" ex-wife who was mixing her set in Coachella didn't even know how to beat match and blamed her freaking crew in the middle of the set for uploading her songs into her automatic DJing software and they showed up at twice the BPM. Elon Musk is the billionaire tech "savant" version of his ex-wife basically.
Musk is the most extreme example of "the emperor has no clothes" in history.
The emperor also has a tiny 🍤
Most extreme? What are you talking about? People have been making fun of Musk since the day he was born. He's actually the most extreme example in history of 'a guy who has money and tries random stuff and people on reddit argue about him'
He's what use to be called a snake oil salesman, nothing more nothing less. And I'm still waiting for him to unlock my Twitter account that I want to delete that was locked 4 years ago but I won't hold my breath.
more like "the emperor has no clues"
He might be the most naked emperor alive on the planet.
Eventually, he'll invent the train, give him a bit more time.
He already did that in Germany. A private train only for the workers of Gigafactory. So, he even messed trains up.
@@Niko_from_Keplerngl that could still have been worse.
@@davidty2006 yes, a fleet of „Cyberpods“ (or something with an equally pretentious name) on rails would’ve been a nightmare.
I thought he is allergic to trains.
And there's also the Hyperloop, a train inside a vacuum tube.
Yeah, this car is for people who want to show they can buy one and the need to be different. It does make absolutely no sense.
Such a piece of garbage and some people still defends it. What is it that drives them i wonder? Stubborness? Cope? Persistence? Hoping that elon would personally dm them telling them "thank you for defending my trash pet project"? This is just brainwashed behaviour at this point
A lot of it is just worship of the rich. You have to remember that the myth of meritocracy is peddled a LOT in the US which makes people believe that being rich MUST mean you’re capable.
Elon Musk's statement that he knows more about manufacturing than anyone else on Earth is mindblowing. like a 12 year old who reads a book on dinosaurs declaring they are now a paleontologist
and why is that mind blowing? pretty much every business he runs seems to involve a lot of manufacturing and he seems to be very involved with all of them.
I guess you know of some examples of people in the world who know more about manufacturing than he does? Thats a rather odd piece of knowledge for you to claim you have.. you're the expert in knowing who knows about manufacturing?.... like a 11 year old who watches a youtube video and think theyre now an expert.
@@ge2719 Hey guys. I found the Elon simp!
The cybertruck is rock solid proof that he doesn't know much about manufacturing. In fact he doesn't know much about human nature, politics, and engineering but he is an expert grifter.
@@ge2719 CEOs don't know sh*t about manufacturing. And that's fine because it's not their job. It's the job of their engineers and they should listen to them about it. But we live in a world where CEOs think they know everything and people worship them as cult leaders. And no I didn't just watch a YT video, I am an actual engineer.
If any metal shop teacher at any trade or technical school in the world publicly said they know more about manufacturing than anyone else on Earth, they would be INFINITELY more justified than Musk.
Even though then that would be wrong of them to say. Would you defend THEM saying that? I would. @@ge2719
@@ge2719He stated that every tolerance on every tesla car should be less than 10 microns "because coca cola can do it". That should tell you enough about his manufacturing knowledge.
"You spent 150,000 dollars for a meme, and you feel nothing". Why does this feel so relevant to Crypto, NFTs, and any other hype-based grift?
Because it's all backed by Elon.
Because the audience of both overlap pretty much completely lol
the highest trim is 100k, the base spec is 61k
Quoting a random fellow when Musk himself said "we dug our own grave with cybertruck":
There's no *we* on that shovel, Elon....
Yeah it's basically everything Elon does.
But hey, apparently they're making Star-Shield spy surveillance now, so Elon will make up for his loss.
The entire truck is a joke from a design standpoint, but one of the most egregious design failures is that the lightbar at the front isn't the headlights. Those are tucked up in the small gap above the bumper... the bar that lights up is just there for... looks I guess?
There are regulations about what can constitute headlights and a light bar doesn't qualify. So, in order not to lose the look, they made the lightbar purely aesthetic. In terms of bad design decisions that's definitely not one of their worst offenses. Other trucks (like the F150 Lightning) have something similar.
every self respected doomsday prepper drives old toyota pickup truck
"if you are ever in an argument with another car, you will win"....
A Cybertruck crashed into a 2009 Toyota Corolla and the only one injured was the Cybertruck driver.
what 0 crumple zones do to a mf
Yeah, making a frame so rigid goes against everything we know about care crash safety.
I guess he was just a bit off, your car will win, but you’ll die.
@@artirony410 There is a crumple zone, something has to give. It's just not the car thar crumples. Only the softest part. So, you better get that stainless steel body for yourself! Just 50000$ and 25 years of wait!
while that is funny, this quote gives a real insight into musks psychology. hes sees everything as a win/lose proposition and the people he is marketing this truck to do as well
Isn't that the one where the truck got a flat tire, and otherwise was fine but needed to be towed because it doesn't have as spare?
One of biggest challenges for EVs is their mass.
Elon: Let make it out of steel to be even more heavy and let make it sharp so when they hit something that they do more damage.
Can you fucking IMAGINE crashing into a body of water in one? Your just fucked, it's hard enough to get out of a sinking car but opening those doors even when the pressure equalizes sounds like HELL underwater.
funniest thing about its weight is that a regular driving licence in the eu allows you to drive a car with a maximum total weight of 3.5 metric tonnes while tesla claims the cybertruck can hold up to 8 tonnes, which means you have get an additional license for trucks just to drive it
@@mochi_owothank god bullshit like cybertruck are illegal to drive in Europe
To be fair companies like Caterham will probably solve that problem
Musky claimed that it can float... were those devices taken off?
You could probably glue/weld steel plates to a beaten up hilux and get something more bulletproof than a cybertruck.
Imagine buying a brand new $80,000 dollar car that rusts 11 days aftr purchase. 😭
As someone who was a fabricator, welder and now I am an engineer, and my speciality is stainless steel. The fact you get stainless steel to stain and corrode is quite easy. I wish people would realise that it is quite annoying material to deal with when it comes to visuals - there is a reason we add layer of chrome on the surface. Go get a fresh sheet of 316L and slap your sweatty greasy palm on it and leave it for few hours in sunlight. The only way that palm print is coming off is with pickling or electrochemical treatment (well obviously you can use abrasives to remove it... but you also literally remove quite bit of basematerial). This manufacturing genious didn't seems to bother consulting ANYONE with even basic experience in working with stainless steel materials.
How'd they solve it on the DeLorean? All I've read is that they choose very carefully the exact type of stainless steel.
I'm hoping he makes a tiny submarine next.
These things are going to patina faster than a copper drain pipe.
@@jeffmcdonald101 I think they're skipping the patina stage, going straight for the holes in the floor where you can set your beer down when pulled over.
"I know more about manufacturing than anyone else in the world" ~Elon
Making people pay an extra $5,000... Just for basic paint/finish protection that comes STANDARD from other manufacturers... What a joke.
It's a Cyberjoke.
In order to use Cyberjokes in a conversation, you have to pay extra $5000.
You are not getting a basic paint/finish protection. You get a satin coating which wears off eventually and is easily susceptible to other things .. like tiny stones on a road.. just driving close to vegetation. Someone coughing in its direction ..
You wouldn't think elon forgot to make this feature overpriced and useless did you? :D
If anything, I like the idea of using bare stainless steel. No more expensive paintjobs for a mere scratch sounds great. Apparently they screwed that idea up by using cheap steel. There are (expensive) stainless steels that sustain being submerged in seewater indefinitely without a stain.
How about never having to worry about it?
That's so they can pretend to have a base price which is low. Kinda like Apple does with their ram prices.....
I love how a singular, solitary built-in ipad for the backseat is one of the best things a $100,000 vehicle has to offer, when you can buy one for about $350 and be able to use it in places other than the backseat of a car.
It’s like a real truck but without any of the usefulness of a real truck
Tesla Cybertruck is LITERALLY the Swiss army knife of cars: it has built in finger guillotine, vegetable peeler, vibrator, and more!
Except the Swiss Knife actually works. Tesla wouldn't even be able to create a working Swiss Knife.
New feature coming soon, fire starter.
@@ndh06”Coming soon”?
It’s already here! Give ‘em a week and we’ll be utterly inundated with stories of Cybertruck battery fires like the rest of the blasted Tesla lineup.
Swiss army knife, but costing 60000$ and taking too much space
@@cubicbanban “These components weren’t covered in any of the requirements for my Automotive Maintenance merit badge.”
“I know more about manufacturing than anyone alive”
Forgets that rust exists
The user manual actually address it and states that the car will develop a "natural patina" over time 😂😂
Considering the user manual mentions it, he didnt forget, its intentional and literally a scam
nah dude, it be way funnier if the explanation was that Elon genuently thinks stainless steel means that it does not get affected by corrosion at all.
you left out "on Earth". He is the only one who needs this at the end of his sentence.
He periodically forgets. Last time he forgot was when building a Hyperloop test track that was all rusty inside.
I want to see a CyberBeast go head-to-head with a railroad locomotive at speed to see who walks away. Also would be awesome to see one driven off a boat launch ramp to see if it can float.
imagine the damage salt water could do to that sucker
The other thing is because it doesn’t crumple if you crash into someone the force of the collision keeps going to the inside of the car instead of the crumpling absorbing part of the force.
Today Tesla recalled every cybertruck ever sold because the accelerator pedals are faulty and can get stuck down. 🤦♂️
And the fix they apply apparently is to stick a screw through the pedal which is super visible and may or may not be even centered, making it look like a 10 second DIY fix
If you look it up you can see this is not exclusive to the cybertruck, EVs in China suffer from similar issues.
@@duncanmacleod7287mass production ev from very popular companie that was hyped as hell of a low production china ev isn’t really good company
You cannot even call them "gas" pedals anymore
All cars get recalled. What's the big deal??
you know its bad when adam recommends a normal car instead of a train as a upgrade
Or instead of a bus. Or recommends a regular TESLA!
Thanks, this made me lol 😂
Wow! I bet the children working in elon's cobalt and emerald mines are super happy they contributed to this! In all seriousness the mega rich are becoming an increasingly big problem. They've always been, but now more than ever.
I see you used the Ford F-150 as a point of comparison. Man, I wish the F150 was the most ridiculous truck on the road, but sadly it is not. You can barely get groceries around here without having to contend with the "murica" brigade. Our parking spaces literally can't keep up with these monstrosities.
Musk used a 304 grade stainless steel, DeLorean used 304 in early prototype, but found out it had corrosion problems, and switched to 316, and that caused a whole new set of problems with stamping the harder material, cracking panels, and tears while forming.
He is making mistakes that were already made and solved in the late 1970's.
His vision of future is from 70-80s movies.
So, the Tesla is basically the Kamikoto knive of the car world.
what is cathodic protection?
And realistically it needed to be a high molybdenum alloy beyond 317 ELC.
@@__shifty Secularism.
"This will surely attract the daughter's 17 year old friend" was such a roast you could have stopped there.
How if it actually works
Hahaha
why would he stop at one roast when the Cybertruck is made out of so many griddle plates?
@@supremelordoftheuniverse5449 overpriced techbro gadgets is the nerd version of roided muscles in a gym: you think it attracts jailbait but only ones falling for that are other bros.
She's probably actually 15.....
Imagine paying a 100K for a car that has untreated stainless steel exteriors, panels that don't line up, and that stops working if it gets wet...
People used to make fun of Ford Raptor owners as 'posers.' Except that the Raptor is a legit offroad beast. This Cybertruck cant do anything well, except drain your wallet.
Rule 1.If your cyber truck comes into contact with any liquid immediately wash it otherwise it will disolve.
Rule 2. Do not ever wash your cyber truck or it will immediately melt.
And whatever you do don’t charge it after midnight
@@stephenshowell why I might get a better vehicle afterwards.
Rule 3. Breaking any of the other two rules will void the warranty
The most hilarious part is that the $5000 clear coat from Tesla can be applied by the end user for the low cost of two cans of clear Rust-Oleum.
@@nercksrule Exactly
"Cybertruck" is actually the perfect name for this monstrosity because it looks like a truck in Cyberpunk 2077 that didn't render correctly, so it's just a polygon.
XD LMAO. good one
16 BIT TRUCK IS HERE
Two years after the release of CP 2077 there was no other game on the market remotely close in its level of the graphics design. Minus 2 years (or more?) when they already know how to make it work. Even today, you can argue no other game has such visuals as this one.
There's a mission in 2077 where V finds their old beat up junker in a scrapyard being repaired by someone trying to leave Night City. You have the option of taking the car back by force, or paying for it and helping someone get out of the hellhole that killed your best friend and condemned you to death.
The car is one of the worst vehicles in the game. It always sounds like it's on the verge of dying and handles like there's vaseline on the steering wheel.
It is somehow still a better car than the Cybertruck.
@@HanSolo__ The most beautiful "graphics design" in the world means nothing when the texture doesn't load. It's just a joke. Cyberpunk's graphical fidelity is great, but that tends not to be what people actually remember the most in the end with games.
Wait, the plan was to make the external structure part of the load-bearing? So if you want to fix a dent, you have to rebuild the car. Great...
Guess that's why they scrapped that terrible idea.
you've heard of load bearing drywall, now get ready for load bearing EVERYTHING!
Dunking on Musk aside, 4:36 was the most interesting part for me: I recently repaired and painted damage to my car, using primer, paint and clearcoat. I knew that the three layers were important for preventing damage to the metal underneath, but I didn't know how specifically each layer protected the car (primer protecting against UV radiation was surprising). Thanks for the knowledge!
My absolute favorite Cybertruck clown fact:
At 3,5 tons, this car, if ever being introduced to the EU and Switzerland would be classified as a commercial truck. So you would need a truck license to legally drive it… so your „market“ is: Commercial Truck Drivers that are willing and able to spend 100k on an extremely flawed pickup truck…
Good luck Elon!
Ironicially, it'd be even worse if it was lighter. That frontline would never be allowed on a regular car, only on special vehicles like trains and commercial trucks.
Not that it matters anyways, because it seems to violate like 293 other security regulations, but beeing a commercial truck at least lets it get away with those murder edges.
So then what’s the weight limit in the eu? Like, genuinely asking… my 07 tundra is just nearly 3 tons but I’m pretty sure I see them everywhere too
That plus "willing to get an EV that also isn't a truck".
They either get a Diesel or just a proper truck. There's a reason why the Otto motor pickup trend has barely permiated the European market.
@@TEENYcharma3500kg is the limit for a normal car in most places.
@@CG-eh6oe... total weight, that is. So the truck cannot be heavier than approx 3 tons, as you still have to factor in the weight of one American driver.
I cant belive 2 million people were stupid enough to pre order the cybertruck
I'd wager it's more like 1 million were stupid enough, and the other million assumed they'd be able to re-sell it to that previous 1 million as a robo-taxi business with infinite profitability (and thus a huge mark-up).
I can
well ... :'-D
Assuming that those figures aren't just made up to try to promote FOMO.
I'm wondering how many are bot preorders that never really existed. If you're going to bolster your stock why not generate a bunch of fake preorders.
Don’t forget
They also tried to remove wing mirrors from car legislation to avoid putting them on this abomination
Sometimes I am very happy that I life in Europe and we have safety regulations for cars here, so this monstrosity will never drive on our streets
It looks like a 7 year old drew a DeLorean from memory.
John DeLorean would weep at this thing's existence... and he was John DeLorean ffs
Elon has out Homer-car'ed the DeLorean guy
@@thepolarphantasm2319 There's some kind of poetic irony that a car from the 80s has become timeless (literally in the hands of a certain Doc Brown) while the truck of the future looks like something the Jetsons would call prehistoric.
@@benh3518 Hasbro produced ab Autobot (Transformers) version of the DeLorean from BttF complete with the lightning hook thing as a weapon, faux 1980s TF box art and all... his name is Gigawatt. :)
Just sayin', the Cybertruck ain't never getting that much love.
Yes, this was the truck of the future, in 1986.
It has the same build quality as a DeLorean too. If you’ve ever looked at those things up close you’ll find they’re built just as bad as the Cybertruck is. Stainless steel is just a horrible material to build cars with
Why did he sniff? WHY DID HE SNIFF!?💀💀💀
For the same reason that Musk fanbois get moist whenever Musk musks. Eeew.
Wtf..
"Elon bro I need a new truck, please Elon..."
Because he needed to in order to keep his devotion to Tate obvious. Tate's a piece of garbage, but he's everything Adin Ross wants to be. So in order for him to have any chance of getting into the club, he's gotta brown-nose Tate as hard as he fuckin can.
When camera was filming... 🤦🏼♀️🤢
When you get those new rust patterns on your Cybertruck just tell people it's the "Plaid" edition! 😂
This looks like the kind of car that a 6 year old would draw for a science fiction movie in the 1970's..
At this point, I think Adam Something knows more about Elon Musk's failures than anyone currently alive on Earth.
Thunderf00t might disagree. But adam is close
Maybe Grimes.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@doraspoljar697Don't forget common sense skeptic
@@doraspoljar697 yah but thunderf00t repeats the same point and clip like 20 times and makes me want to stare at a wall instead
The bicycle not fitting in that 3 ton pickup truck is even funnier for me because I can fit my regular sized bicycle in my 3 door ford Fiesta. Fold down the back seats and it fits
the cybertruck can carry 3 bikes in the rear without having to fold down its backseats, its a 5 seater truck, not a hatchback.
@@odisy64 No it can't. Are you going to tell us it's amphibious next?
@@odisy64It's trash. Forty year old pick ups are more capable and... Will work for forty years. Because they already have.
It's no different than their garbage cars. And I owned a P90D/S. I traded it as quickly as I could back to an E-Class. It was a bad car. In every way.... This is a bad truck.
PS: I can leave my sixty and seventy year old cars out in the rain, too. I don't. But I could. Same color when it dries off.
@@_BangDroid_ it has a 6ft bed, it definitely can, the cybertruck is rated to wade through 3ft of water, take that how you will.
@@andrewb4584 nope, tucks dont come with 800hp stock, not even semi trucks but i use a lot of trucks for my families construction job, my brother is always buying new trucks and they do tend to have mechanical issues that require shop work. he has a 2022 model S LR, he has zero issues with it.
as someone who takes Auto Paint seriously, please dont leave your cars out in the rain, no truck will outlast rusting, its a cancer of the car but the cybertruck will last much longer. just actually try finding a picture of a rusted cybertruck. if you have ever looked at white pain on an old car you may notice tiny rust spots on top of the clearcoat from brake dust contaminates.
Bad news, i saw some old guy drive a tesla truck when i was driving back from school, i felt bad for the guy's wife, until i realized there is no way in hell someone would ever marry a financial idiot
Elon - It's Stain-less stell, not Stain-proof steel
"It's called stainless steel so ti can't be stained" - The man who knows more about manufacturing than anyone else on earth
would truly be a shame if someone poured white vinegar on your cybertruck overnight
...or birds poo all over it and heaven forbid you were out of town for a few days.
"What happened to you truck man?"
"Oh don't worry it's just now permanently covered in $hit stains"
...."No biggie for a player" ehee
(searches my kitchen for empty spray bottles)
Let's get some dry unfilled markers and fill them with vinegar 👍
I'm sure anyone with a car would be pissed
@@jeffmcdonald101…but it comes off with a light sanding!
I feel bad for the engineers who worked on this and was probably like ".....man wtf is this"
Its hilarious to me watching the left's hysterics about Musk. He was their Jesus, their chosen one, and now they feel so betrayed when he championed things like free-speech and now they are full of venom and vitriol and pretend they hate the Tesla while they've fawned over so many pathetic EVs in the past because it was "saving the planet", lol! Hell hath no fury.... (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
that's what they get for working for Apartheid Clyde. i mean, we're probably not talking about people desperate for any employment they can find.
This is what you say all the time as an engineer in automotive industry, but in typical case you can tell the customer/sales department their idea is bull and fix it. If you don’t work at one man hegemony…
Musk has loads of people working for him who actually know something about car development and manufacturing, and usually they can talk him out of his stupid ideas. In the case of the cybertruck, they failed.
Well, they are pretty well paid, so maybe don't.
The Subaru Sanbar actually has a significantly larger bed than the Cybertruck 😂
Most Kei trucks do
He did find the ultimate manufacturing process: combining the Germans VW upfront payment scheme and Chinese quality 😂
There is some serious irony that the "Truck made for the apocalypse!" needs to be meticulous cleaned and wiped down ever time it rains to prevent it from rusting away.
luckily in the collapse of society, things like window cleaner and clean water are still available
These people think the world will end and their butler will come to work the next day like it's nothing.
Perfect for all your trips in the Atacama Desert!
and good luck charging that beast once the grid shuts down.
@@Moosetick2002 Electricity will be easier to come across than refined fuel that's for sure, Yeah the grid might shutdown but the water screws, wind turbines, solar generators will still be producing plenty of power rather easy to grab a charge, but to frack/mine/drill for oil transport it *refine* it and use it, yeah good luck.
You completely missed that there is no spare tire. It was so impressive in the first recorded accident involving one where the truck was fine, but since it had a flat tire and had to be towed away.
Hahahahaha
So much for being "Apocalypse-ready"...
OMG, I hadn't heard this. I just looked it up and it costs $1,250 and takes up a large chunk of the bed. Ridiculous.
@@yerocb just like the 20.000$ range extender they don’t even have the patent for
@@yerocb Most pickups mount their spare under the bed of the truck or on the tailgate. Since the undercarriage space is packed with Batteries and it doesn't have a proper tailgate there isn't a good place for the Cybertruck. It's just massive oversight by the designers to go along with 100's of others.
As of mid April 2024, all units are being recalled due to the accelerator getting stuck
**wheeze**
"At this point, I think I know more about manufacturing than anyone alive!" That's just the ketamine talking for sure 😂
Hey, don't forget that he also knows more about underwater cave rescues, than "any man alive".
That and: ''I don't care about the economics at all.''
No context needed, those quotes can be used universally as descriptors for Musk's modus operandi.
The only thing he knows anything about is marketing and manipulation, after all he convinced ppl to buy this failure
The worst thing about watching this video is that i now know who Adain Ross is, and will never be able to forget ..
...same...
Adin sniffing Tate's chair is everything you need to know about him.
Isnt he the same guy who, by accident, ratted out Tate's plan to escape his house arrest, by telling about it on his channel, like a week ago?
The guy who snitched on Andrew Tate.
@@VonFreklsteinYes.
As an affluent, sci-fi nerd doomsday prepper, i would not be caught dead in a Cybertruck, and i have thought that since the day it was revealed.
Of all ridiculousness, I didn’t know that the bed size is comparable to Japanese truck 🤣
And the best part...: It's banned from Europe because it violates vehicle safety laws lmao
Well best for us Europeans, feeling sorry for those in the US that have to deal with these monstrosities on the road!
yeah totally. it's a literal race to the bottom there. we just have to put up with Volvos
@@GuyJamesnah its the audi/bmw trash drivers who are annoying
ngl; I'm a little bit sad that i won't get to point and laugh at anyone dumb enough to drive one of these...
What do we Americans know? We’ve got gun problems over here and our old men masters don’t give a shit.
I am surprised I haven't seen one of these roadsores rolling around yet (live in large city) but I'm sure it's only a matter of time. I winced at the 2,000,000 pre-orders
Im a car guy and a hobbyist mechanjc studying for the ASE. I took an engineering class freshman year. The cybertruck is an engineering failure on every level. I expect to see not only exterior panel rust, but hidden rust on the frame that you dont get to see. Lack of physical connection between the steering, brakes, etc. Fsd is a safety nightmare. The crumple zones are non existent which means when you crash, your bones become the crumple zone. The steel and glass are supposed to be reinforced yet they fail against standard civilian rounds. The cybertruck tried to do it all and succeeded at nothing
Could you imagine someone from a colder climate owning this car? I think it would just dissolve after one winter in the American Northeast.
@limetime9045 yes literally not onlu does the exterior lack paint protection but it seems like every single part of the car including very important structural part are completely exposed to oxygen, water, salt, dirt, grime, oil, etc. These things will patina lol
Also, even more problems with the truck
- the wheel covers literally dig into the tire sidewalls causing premature tire wear
- the panel gaps are huge, inconsistent, and as shown, will crush and cut your fingers.
-the frame has ridgidity in a crash, but the panels and frame seem to be prone to bending and warping under normal driving conditions. If one part of your car is in the shade and another in direct sunlight, the door panel might unironically pop in and out like a jar lid.
-The glass dosent shatter like it should meaning its impossible to escape in a flood scenario
-battery issues thay plague literally all teslas affect this one too
-the *rear* steering componets are extremely weak and prone to snap or bend in a crash when the *front* is impacted.
-i would guess they arent using rubber bushings for mechanical suspension connections, thats probably what leads to the rough ride. It will also lead to suspension wear and play. I could be wrong about the bushings but from the designs ive seen it seems like rubber bushings are scarce on the car
- fully electronic brakes are prone to fail as well as fully electronic steering
Also the 5000$ protective coat does not protect anything other than the exterior. Any unexposed panels will stull rust lol
I would keep the obvious in the ether of the unsaid. it is what it is. People "buying into it" is not an individuals fault, or is he some saviour, smartest man in the world. Hey, people understand that he is brilliant. I don´t think you will get "a confession" out of anybody you´d think "a Muskite"-lol, that he is actually THE SMARTEST MAN IN THE WORLD.
Even they aren´t wrong wrong for defending what was brought into reality, they still present facts, even if you can catch lots of them on other stuf. They are just privileged, and too much online, and are those who won´t buy the truck.
Like, do you go "cleaning house with brilliance", everytime after you keep your mouth shut for days, just to say something common sense?
it is what it is, it is still, by far, the most novel vehicle of its kind, and there are people smarter than you and me working on the competition, yet Tesla, is objectively in the realm of 1000 times, to more, involved in business and industry worldwide. Part of the hate of Tesla and CT bad falls on the shoulders of those who wanted to make a better tomorrow, with all the wuirks and transitions needind urgent resolution included. Who is stupid, or dumber than the others, when it is not Tesla being bankrupt and fence sitting, as the push and know-how is not there?(You weere saying?). The industry creeps itself forward, and Tesla, SpaceX, AI, Google, Nvidia, and all the other are just a part of the whole, for better or worse.
The only thing you can blame on Musk, is that he reigned loose ends of many a wealthy dude, and made their money work in a controlled, non-explosive way, and without gov. meddling. ?
Like, pointing at HIM, as if he represents some agenda, or smart collective override of common ssense, when all he does is influence, no lobby, no assasination, no censorship, no love gained, no love lost, kind of conduct?.
Surely, there is substance that you can present, that you also live out, without just saying "the CT DUMB". The Starship "keeps failing" aswell, yet nobody had even the presence of mind(that a better informed person would have), to do something different. The best already work on SpaceX projects, whether they work at SpaceX, or not. Only the Oldheads psychos who scooped up the accolades for things of the past were left, lobbying, and hating on things that clash with the promises they wanted to make to their benefactors.
@@limetime9045it’s funny because that’s one of the big reasons to own a truck.
You don’t buy a offroad pickup bc you’re gonna drive it through New York. You buy one bc it’s gonna go through rough conditions, like rain, snow, etc.
It’s a failure on all levels. Plain and simple.
You wanna know another funny (distantly related) fact?
Mega released a Cybertruck model out of Lego Bricks and it is so unpopular, that they have been selling it at 20% of the original price for atleast the last 6 months.
To repeat. They priced the model at 370 Euros and have been selling it for 70 on Amazon for atleast 6 months.
I am a poor man, and I got my F150 cheap.. F150 is only over-priced if you don't know how to shop for one.. I pity the poor fools who are, so ignorant as to not know how to shop for one, no hubris on my part.. I will pray for you.. 🙏🙏🙏
I have never been married, and never had any kids, either!
Tesla though? Look, if you can't drive in rainy weather then the vehicle isn't worth it..
Besides I have heard stories about those electric vehicles spontaneously combusting due to brine in the air! If salt water vapor makes your vehicle go BOOM, then you can just forget about it leading anywhere other than the scrap heap..